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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VOL. XVII.
VANCOUVER, B. C, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6 ,1934
No. 12
Homecoming Feature Announced
******
Theatre Night  Big Attraction
RUGBY GAME, TEA DANCE, SKITS, SERVICE, INSTITUTE,
ALL PART OF PROGRAMME
Plans Program
Graduates of this noble institution of learning will be
welcomed back to the campus this week and a round of dances,
suppers and games of various sorts are being staged for their
entertainment.
A gigantic contest in the art of "skitting" will be staged
Friday night of this week when several of the campus' most
outstanding organizations will try to outdo one another in the
realms of higher dramatics. Tha occasion is Homecoming Theatre Night and the competitors will be the Players' Club, the
Musical Society and the Agriculture Faculty.     '
Players' Club "Democracy"        <
The same program will be put to
test Thursday evening when it will
have to satisfy the critical tastes of
the sophisticated Frosh. Freshmen
and Freshettes may obtain tickets to
this free performance Thursday noon
at the Quad box office.
The Players' Club offering will take
the form of a "love idyll" and will
occupy 7 not so idle minutes. The
titl'a of the drama which stars Margaret Cunningham, Dave Fulton and
Hazel Merton is "Democracy rises to
untold heights but love rises even
higher."
Musical Society Presentation
The Musical Society intend to present a hair-raising mellow-drammer.
Ellis Todd complete with mustachios
and hoarse laugh is to be thq official
mortgage-forccloser. Kay Colo, who
plays the part of the fair damsel,
guarantees that she can scream up
to high G or H. It is uncertain who
will take on the job of combatting
the formidable Todd but is suspected
that Gordon Heron may qualify.
Popular music andtfttAlouble quartet
(what ever that mjB^K} will be featured.
Aggie Pastoral Skit
The Aggies will bring forward a
pasto.'al .skit, although the audience
are assured that no livestock will
take part, unless thc Pop Club goat
happens to wander onto tho scenes.
Geof. Cuniish will portray the farmer, Helen Farley the milk maid and
Noel Hawkins tlu city .slicker. Alex
Wood as milk inspector and Jack
Bowers a.s hired man will complete
tho cast.
It ia regretfully announced that the
publications board Society of Thoth
has been forced to withdraw because
of injuries received by their leading
man in the Pub-Council Brawl.
Cut by courtesy of R. A. Spencer
Cameron Gorrie. Junior Member, in
whose  hands  rests the  responsibility
of •liame Coming  Week-End.
S.M.U.S. Banquet Held
Friday At Georgia
AZTEC ROOM SCENE OF
FESTIVITY
The Aztec Room at the Hotel Georgia was the scene of the ninth annual Science Men's Undergraduate
Society   Banquet  on   Friday   night.
Bern Brynelsen, chairman and
president of Science Men's Undergraduate Society, proposed a toast to
the King, to which about 200 undergraduates and  gucts drank  heartily.
Dean R. W. Brock replied to a toast
to tho Faculty of Applied Science by-
Ralph Davis iu his usual inimitable
style.
The history of the ill-fated Cocoes-
Island Treasure la'unt was given by
Colonel J. E. Leckic. This account of
buried huc-canc.;- treasure and adventure in the tropical seas stirred
thv? wanderlust lurking in many a
Scienccnian's   heart.
Hula and tap dancers entertained
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COMING EVENTS
TUESDAY. NOV. 5:
Noon. Arts 100, S.C.M., Sub.:
Co-education in Japan, speaker: Dean Bollert.
7:30 p.m. Parliamentary Forum In Arts 100, subject: "Resolved that Women's place is
In the home."
Ap. Sc. 102. 12:20 noon: speaker Dean Brock subject "Choosing a Vocation."
WEDNESDAY. NOV. C:
Ails   100,  noon.  Mr.  John T.
McCay  of  Mutual   Life  Insurance Co, to speak on Choosing a Vocation.
THURSDAY. NOV. 7:
8:00  p.m.,   Auditorium  Frosh
Night for Homecoming.
Samuel Butler
Discussed By
Letters Club
"The
Butler"
Life and Works of Samuel
was ihe subject of a paper
presented to the Letters Club by
Robert Clarke on Tuesday evening
at the home of Professor and Mrs.
L. Robertson.
For the first twenty-three years of
his life Butter received impressions
that were responsible for much of his
future work; these impressions wore
largely caused by his parents. The
details of Butler's childhood are quite
faithfully given in his autobiographical novel, "The Way of All Flesh."
Education was early beaten into him,
and his childhood was a time of continued fear, and this early unhappincss marked him for life.
He attended Cambridge where records indicate that he was a good student. Hv. wrote occasionally for the
college paper. There occurs one statement which seems to have been the
principle behind Butler's work —
"Never let us hunt after a subject.
Unless we have scmcthine; to say, it
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Painting Discussed
Before Art Club
"If a picture is any good at all it
must be a personal expression," Mr.
W. P. Weston told the Art Club at an
informal meeting on Wednesday. Mr.
Weston, who is Jive director of art at
the Provincial Normal School and
who recently had a one-man exhibit
in the Vancouver Art Gallery, stressed
the point of perso lal expression and
said that without it, a picture will
fall flat. This is, lie said, a fault of
professional artists who paint only
what appeals to the public and not
what   they   themselves  feel.
In his talk Mr. Weston gave the
four es.senitals which painters must
possess. These are sensitiveness, proper selection of details, skill and sincerity. Of these, sincerity is the most
important. "I think," said Mr. Weston, "that a lot of people do not see
through their own eyes but through
the eyes of nth.:- people," For example he showed that people from
the old country usually look at modern art through the eyes of Victorian
artists. They like an art which is
•'sweet and pretty" and cannot see
any beauty in pictures of our grand
and rugged mountain scenery.
B.C. Mining May Be
Major Industry
Mining Procedure Described at
Length
"Last year, mining came very near
to being B.C.'s major industry," said
John F. Walker at the Institute lecture on Saturday night. "This year
it has a strong chance to take the
lead."
An audience nearly filling Arts 100.
revealed anew tbe great interest in
B. C. mining. George Winter was in
thc choir. Dr. M. Y. Williams of the
Geology department gave an introductory address, tracing Mr. Walker's career since his graduation from
U.B.C. After practicing as a mining
engineer, he was appointed to the
Geological Survey, and, when, the
post of Provincial Mincrologist fell
vacant, he received the position, to
the great satisfaction of the mining
men as well as that of the government.
In speaking on "The development
of a gold mine," thc lecturer first
gave a brief summary of, the geology
of minerals. "There are three main
types of rocks. First are those which
have been formed by the solidification of a fluid mass. These arc called
igneous rocks. Next are those which
have be<en formed by the erosion and
destruction of igneous rocks. Th.ese
are called sedimentary rocks. The
third group is composed of rocks
which have been changed from ths
original state by altered geological
conditions. These are called nieta-
morphic rocks."
"The first stage in developing a
mine is the prospecting stage. The
prospector, in modern times, is greatly aided by topographical maps. These
maps show the geological structure
of the territory into which tha prospector is going. He knows that
around the edges of areas of igneous
or granite rocks, there is likely to be
a series of gold bearing outcroppings.
He usually starts by panning a stream.
He goes up tlve sticam till lie can no
longer get a "co'or." It may be interesting to note that as little as 16-
1000 part of gold can be detected by
an expert panner. Then he goes up
the side hills, panning tlu dirt, tracing the lead. Or perhaps he mounts
a bridge to scan the surrounding
country for outcroppings."
"Let us suppose that he has finally
found an outcropping. If the earth is
not too heavy, he proceeds to strip
the vein. He lines up the direction,
and digs a pit farther en. If this
docs not strike the vein, he widens
it till he does. He proceeds to take
samples. After he has the assay returns, he continues development.
When winter comes, he is forced to
sink a shaft and work  underground.
"Finally, he contacts a mining company, and shows them his samples.
The prospector is a notoriously poor
sampler. Instead of taking a representative sample, he invariably se-
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Former Prof
Pays Visit
To Campus
ECONOMICS   PROFESSOR
INTERVIEWED SAT'DAY
"There is no doubt that economic
conditions are improving steadily,
stated Dr, Carrothers in an intervi-ew
on the occasion of his visit to the
campus Saturday. "I think that in
the near future, we will see a steady
increase  in employment."
When questioned as to his work in
Victoria, Dr. Carrothers could give no
specific information, as all reports are
made to the government only. Ht
did however, give a general outline
of the work.
"Our work is, at present, the conducting of a fundamental study of
the industries of tiiis province, not
only with a view to present conditions, but also Willi the purpose of
the best means of conservation and
utilization of the natural recources.
We ore thinking of the youth of today—the heirs to this province. In
other words, we think in terms of
handing down to the next generation
the resources of tbe province in the
best possible condition lor utilization."
"We hope, as a result of our recommendations, to secure a high standard of living for the future as well
as the present. Our study is based
on the consideration of tbe relation
of B.C.';> present industrial life to
foreign markets and future expansion."
"Also, we are making en effort to
alleviate present conditions. Much
thought has been given to the problem of unemployment. A slight increase in employment is already reported. Recommendations concerning
unemployment have been made. One
of these has been acted upon by the
Department of Education in their program for continuing the education of
unemployed."
On the prospects of graduates of
the university, Dr. Carrothers said,
"In this econonrc age, 'o make the
fullest use of natural resources, the
more educated people in industry, the
bett-er. It may be that a graduate
may have to accept a position which
will not utilize to the full his extensive education, but ho will, by-
means of that education, be enabled
to make many contributions to the
social, cultural, and ecomonic life of
the province, and thus aid in bettering conditions."
"Ho may be only driving a milk
wagon, but his education will be invaluable to the general social life of
the community. I do not believe in
limiting university graduates to the
number which ca.i obtain positions in
the professions. It is better for society that there be as many university graduates as possible. The more
highly educated a community is, the
better it is fitted to face modern economic problems.'
Announced.
| Vocational  Guidance
j Lecture
j (SPEAKER): MR. JOHN T. McCAY,
j Manager Dominion Life Insurance Co.
] WEDNESDAY NOON     --     ARTS 100
Growth of Christian Art    Council Decisions
Traced by Speaker at S.C.M
—»—
On Tuesday noon in Arts 100. Dr.
Chas. Scott of tho Vancouver School
of  Art  spoke,  under  the  auspices  of
the Student Christian Movement.
He traced the development of Iconography from Byzantine to Renaissance art. Christian art has changed
with creeds. Pictorialization of the
Christian spirit is rooted in Byzantine art, which is similar to the
Russian Ikon. Early Christian art.
like Byzantine art was rigid and
conventionalized, but extremely rich
in colour. Medieval paintings were
meticulous and crude. Giotto, Fra
Angelico and Fra Lippo Lippi were
outstanding.
The Reformation produced many
famous artists. In Italy: Botticelli,
Leonardo. Michaelangelo and Raphael
brought painting to its highest pinnacle. They incorporated science,
architecture and an illusion of the
third dimension  ir   their work.
In the Netherlands: Rembrandt
portrayed  the entire Bible.
In   Spain:   Murillo   and   El   Greco
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Science Pep Effort Successful
Enthusiastic Audience At Meet
EARLE  HILL AND  ORCHESTRA  POPULAR,  ENCORES
OUST LECTURES
ALBERTA, U.B.C. TEAMS, INTRODUCED
Speaks Wednesday
BY NORMAN DEPOE
One of the most spirited pep rallies yet seen on the campus was held yesterday noon in the Auditorium. The features
were Earle Hill and his band, the two teams, and last, but not
least, the Sciencemen. Well before 12 o'clock, the Auditorium
was filling up. Soon after their section was fairly well filled,
the Sciencemen unofficially opened the meeting by shouting
some untintelligle gibberish about the glory of science, followed
by clapping and then the inevitable "Mr. Noah."
^ New Yells
The Artsmen !n the gallery seemed
to resent this, and followed through
with a rather disorganized booing.
After much more yelling and catcalling, cheer-leader Bill Tremaine
came out to open the yell fest, but
could not make himself heard above
the Sciencemen's singing. However,
he finally managed to make himself
heard and the meeting started to the
tune of "Here's io Good Old Rum."
Several new features were introduced
in the yells, the most notable being
a perpetually speedier handclap; this
was instigated by the Sciencemen.
Alberta Faculty Represented
The Alberta team was introduced,
and gave a yeil, after which the
Varsity men came on, and regaled
the audience with a "Kitsilano, Capilano." Mr. Matthews of the faculty
of the Alberta U, then gave a short
talk, which was cut short by an unruly gallery spectator. It is rumored
that this man met a harsh fate at
the hands of some '37 members.
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JOHN T. McCAY
Insurance Broker
To Visit U.BX. For
Vocational Talk
The series of Vocational guidance
lectures will continue on Wednesday,
when Mi. Jon.i T. McCay will speak
in Arts 100. The talk will be on Life
Insurance, but Mi. McCay will also
speak on ''Choosing a Vocation" in
general, and thus the talk will hold
an interest foi' ail.
Mr. McCav \vn>' born in Ontario.
As soon as he could, he went into thc
mercantile business with his father.
In 1917. he joined the Mutual Life-
insurance Co., and, in 1920, became
manager of 'lu Edmonton branch. In
1923, he left the Mutual Life, and
came west to Vancouver as manager
for the Dominion Life Insurance Co.,
which position he has held ever since.
He is i very active member of the
board of trade, aid an enthusiastic
representative; of his line of business.
W.U.S. Announces
Tea Dance Plans
Arrangements were made for the
annual tea dance sponsored by the
Women's Unciergradualo Society at.
the meeting o<~ the society held on
Friday.
This year the dance will be held
at the Casino on Saturday. Nov. 10,
following the English Rugby game
between Varsity and Occasionals.
Jack Emerson will be playing as
usual, and the dance is a stag affair.
Tickets will be .sold by the different
clubs on the campus, and also at the
foot of the stairs in the caf on Thurs"-
day and Friday. The object of the
dance is to raise money for the Women's union building.
The date of the Arts '37 Class Party
is to be moved so that it will not
conflict with the Arts '38 party.
The Parliamentary Forum is going
to follow thc lead of Campus Sports
in furthering American competition
in the years to come. The first step
in this direction has been the joining
of the Forum with the Western Association  of  Debate  Managers.
The application of a woman basketball player, for permission to play on
an outside team, was refused for the
second time by Council. While Council recognized that the ease was cx-
cepion-d, it was felt that to grant permission would establish a dangerous
precedent for other basketball players, and also for ether sports.
A new attempt to improve the numbers in attendance at Varsity basketball games may result in the use
of the gymnasium for dances after
games.
were   noted.    The   latter   returned   to
a vivid, fiery exposition of the life of
Christ.
Graduate Returns
From British Tour
"Just a wonderful place; if I had
a guaranteed income that's where I
would live," declared A, K. ("Biff")
Macleod, after returning to U.B.C. on
Thursday, from a five months' tour
of England and Scotland.
Proceeding up tho famous Manchester Canal, he disembarked at the
great industrial centre of northern
England, and left for York. From this
historically beautiful city he travelled
to Aberdeen—tho "Granite City" was
the starting point of a cycling tout-
that took him through: Banff, Elgin,
Inverness, Loch Ness—where he waited patiently for Ogopogo's brother
serpent to appear, without scccess—
S.vkc, with its Dunvegan Castle, and
Mallaig.
Glasgow and Edinburgh
Still on two wheels, he proceeded
through the pass of Glencoe, down
to Loch Lomond, and then to Dumbarton and Glasgow, where he spent
ten days: with regard to that city.
"Biff" says, "In spite of all they say I
think it's a fine lity."
At Edinburgh, the scene of a five
days' visit, Mr. MacLeod met several
members of the Kitsilano Boys' Band
and renewed his Canadian contacts.
He also visited Mehose and Dry-burgh
Abbey. Scott's last resting-place.
Tbe Border Country
Arriving at Newcastle he immediately found himself disagreeing with
J. B. Priestly's harsh description of
that city as found in the hitter's
"English Journey." Durham and
York completed  the cycling tour.
The   last   weeks   of   Mr.   Macleod's
British Diplomacy
Subject Of Paper
"Castlereagh, aud a Diplomacy of
Reservations", was the subject of a
paper read by Denis W. Brown before
a meeting of the Historical Society
held at the home of Mrs. J. J. Conway.
"The chief business of British
statesmen was to oppose Napoleon;
and the year 1807, which saw the formation of a strong government under
Lord Liverpool, with Castlereagh at
the War Office, and George Canning
as Foreign Secretary, proved to be a
turning point in the war." declared
the speaker, after reviewing the early-
life of the man under discussion.
Castlereagh at War Office
Castlereagh's  work  at   thc   War Of-
j fice  was  instrumental   in   retrieving
[ Britain's   position   in   the   Napoleonic
1 Wars  —   "he   practically   doubled   the
strength of her military machine."
That Castlereagh should share the
glory of British military ai-hiovcments
with Wellesley, later Duke of Wellington, was revealed hv Mr. Brown
when he stated: "Without Wellesley.
the Peninsular campaign might have
dwindled into another sideshow, but
without the support afforded by his
friend in the Cabinet, the commander's army might never have fought its
way through Portugal and Spain to
the  invasion of  France.''
After   his   return   to   office   in  1812,
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visit were spent principally in London and on the south-eastern coast.
He came hack t" Vancouver with
vivid recollections of a fine musical
concert, conducted by Sir Henry
Wood, and of Piccadilly Circus a.s it
appeared during the busy periods of
a  typical  London day. Page Two
THE  UBYSSEY
Friday, November 2, 1934
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UWB1BF& CJB OSES"
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6* 1934
MERALOMA SPORTSMANSHIP*?)
Varsity is at present the victim of unmerited opprobrium in the minds of the citizens of Vancouver as a result of the grossly
unfair treatment which it has received from
the Meralomas in connection with the visit of ,
the University of Alberta Canadian Rugby
team. For it appears that the Meralomas intend to take advantage of the position which
Varsity has held in this matter to represent
the series with Alberta as being a financial
failure, and to attribute this alleged "failure"
to Varsity's refusal to give a sufficient guarantee towards the expenses of the undertaking.
Varsity's position in this affair is very definite and has remained consistently so right
from the beginning. The project of bringing
the Golden Bears to Vancouver was undertaken originally by the Meralomas themselves,
subsequent to the Bears' winning of the Alberta championship. Varsity, in view of its
loss on last year's intercollegiate series, its
present financial difficulties, and the fact that
it was Alberta's turn to invite the U.B.C. team
to Edmonton, did not feel prepared to risk a
further loss this year. And taking this attitude it was willing to go even so far as to concede the Hardy Cup to the invaders, although
it was not really obliged to do so under the
conditions under which the trophy is awarded.
In realization of the opportunity which was
thus being neglected, however, Varsity subsequently was able to come to an arrangement whereby its guarantee was reduced to
one hundred dollars and a percentage of the
gate receipts. And the Meralomas agreed to
this proposal on the condition that Varsity
should not advertise the intercollegiate game
until Saturday, the day of the last game with
the Meralomas, and thus not affect the gate
receipts of the two Meralomas games.
Varsity faithfully carried out its part of the
agreement, although by doing so it naturally
limited the probable attendance to students,
and hence likewise limited the gate reciepts.
But after it had fulfilled its obligations, the
Meralomas broke faith and accused it of not
paying a sufficient amount towards the expenses.
The unfavourable impression of Varsity has
now been created and it is a little late to attempt to correct it. It seems that the Varsity
representative missed his one opportunity of
doing so by not replying to the Meraloma accusations immediately after they appeared in
a prominent position in the Vancouver Sun.
But the students can do their bit towards saving their university's name from calumny by
explaining its true position to members of the
Vancouver sporting public whenever possible.
For Varsity has been victimized in a most unsportsmanlike fashion.
The   Wm-Ku 5
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By Nancy Miles
NOON HOURS
Noon hours on the campus offer a wide
variety of entertainment. Do we take advantage of them? Caf. noon-hours are the
line of least resistance. Tne caf. isn't particularly inviting, but there is an attraction in
lounging lazily over a table, discussing trivialities. Library noon-hours, except in cases of
necessity, are unnecessarily studious. One
hour of the day is assigned to recreation in
every business, and this hour at University
affords opportunities for meetings, lectures and
entertainments for which an extra hour of
study is a poor substitute.
The poor attendance at class, club and Alma
Mater meetings can be accounted for by a lack
of ambition on the part of the students to take
part in their own affairs. In every government there are people who sit at home and
criticize the administration. Poorly filled halls
at lectures or musical concerts may indicate
something more serious: lack of culture or
just plain stupidity. However, there is one
explanation that covers everything. Laziness,
physical and mental. We're too lazy to hurry
through lunch and climb the stairs, and too
lazy to concentrate for an hour on a subject
outside our usual train of thought.
We're not intelligent on the whole. A little
stirring often brings amazing things to light.
It is probable that we will never again have
the opportunity to so conveniently widen our
information.   Let's utilize our noon-hours!
DRAMA DEPT.
"In the Biology Lab." or "All Is Lost"
The scene is laid in a bare, long, narrow
room. The walls are brick halfway up and
then more brick only a different colour. There
are people standing around the benches dropping test tubes and muttering viciously about
it. There is a conspicuous lack of chairs.
There are, however, stools.   Something should
be done about that.
A vile smell of deadness permeates the air.
There is a tinge of alcohol smell, also.
Center front is a girl perched on a high
stool. In front of her, on the bench, is a microscope, attached to which is a slide. In fact,
the place is a biology lab.
We don't know her name. She is a student of biology, and she is looking at some
organisms called eugleana. The microscope is
very well focused, and she looks with concentration.
She has caught a single eugleana in the
center of the lens. A eugleana is .09 mm. long,
which shows how little it matters.
Suddenly she draws back, so suddenly that
the stool upsets and she is precipitated under
the many feet. People scurry about so that
she is visible from the orchestra seats.
A look of horror passes overher face. She
speaks.
Girl: My God, he lunged at me!
Verification Dept.
This story is based on actual life as she
was over in the biology labs, last week. We
did colour it a bit, however.
"In the Prize Ring" or " All Is Not Lost"
The scene is a prize ring, as the title indicates. There is a gentleman beside the ring,
looking on with excitement. In the seconds'
corner is Mayhem Massacre, the Manitoba
Mauler's second. Mayhem Mauler is fighting
in the middle of- the ring with Cedric (Hearts
and Flowers) Montague.
The Mauler is punching Hearts and Flowers
viciously. Hearts and Flowers' response is
rather spiritless.
He finally does land a sock in the Mauler's
midriff, but wasn't a sock which justified the
the Mauler's next action.
He grasped his midriff, and folded up like a
card-table. The second is phlegmatic about the
whole thing. The gentleman, who has some
money on the Mauler grows visibly excited, he
leans over to the second and in a stage whisper remarks:
Gent: "I've jut my shirt on the Mauler and
he's losing his grip. (He tears a handful of
hair out of his own head.)
Second: "Naw, his grip's alright, it was his
trunks he was losing."
Blackout.
Verification Dept.
The above story is not based on truth and
each and every character is fictitious. We can
prove it.
Dots All Dept.
.... It's fun to make dots on a typewriter .... and then put them in the paper
.... Hal Straight does it .... so does Winchell .... and O. O. Mclntyre .... all good
columnists do .... so do we .... it sure
was a swell game yesterday .... we fooled
you .... because this was written yesterday
.... anyway we mean Monday .... in the
morning .... this was supposed to be done
by Sunday night .... oh well .... Walter
Winchell did the critics a good job last night
.... evened up an old score of things that
have been said about critics .... he said that
playwrights were only disappointed critics
how true .... how true .... the Pub decorations are getting rather depressed ....
they make the reporters unhappy .... they
make everybody unhappy .... but they cost
thiry-six cents .... so we have to have our
money's worth .... lectures stop four weeks
from next Friday .... if we counted properly ... . thought that would surprise you . . .
then there's almost a month of holidays ....
merry Christmas everybody .... this is too
apparently padding .... wish I knew some
useless information .... are you a Lombardo
fan .... here's some good news for you if
you are .... you can get them on Wednesday
nights again .... if you have a good radio
.... they   come   through   Cincinatti	
station WLW .... at seven o'clock . . . .
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| CLASS & CLUB 1
FOREST CLUB
Mr. J. D. Limoye, B.E. (Mech. Assistant, Officer-in-Charge, Timber
Testing Section, Forest Research Institute, Debra Dun (India), will address the Forest Club in Ap. Sc. 235,
on Tuesday noon. All .students are
welcome.
J. S. C.
Dean Bollert will speak under the
auspices of tha J. S. C. on the subject, "Impressions Received in Japan"
at the home of Mrs. K. Orido, 2149
West 35th avenue, at 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 7.
C. O. T. C.
The Contingent will parade in the
Mechanical Bldg. Wednesday, Nov. 7,
at 5:45 p.m. Dress civilian clothes.
No rifles or aid} arms will be issued.
The Syllabus for Wednesday will
be as follows:
6:00 pm. to 6:45 p.m.—Lecture by
Lieut.-Col. Sherwood Lett, M.C., O.C.
Irish Fusiliers of Canada.
6:45 p.m. to 7:15 p.m.—Examination
for Efficiency.
7:15 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.—Instructional
Films.
Members are again reminded about
the Parade Dinner tickets which must
be obtained NOT LATER than 12:00
noon Wednesday, Nov. 7, for the dinner,in the Cafeteria at 5:00 p.m.
ART CLUB
There will be a special meeting of
the Art Club on Tuesday, Nov. 8, at
12:10 in Mr. Riduigton's office.
CHEMISTRY SOCIETY
A closed meeting of the Chemistry
Society will be held at the home of
Gilbert Hooley, 2121 McDonald street,
at 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 7. Norman Phillips will speak on "Crystal
Chemistry" and Lome Hirk on "Water Softening Methods." All students
taking Ch-sm. 3 or higher, invited to
attend.
S. C. M.
Today noon, Dean Bollert will
speak on "Co-Education in Japan."
Everybody welcome.
Thursday noon, a general meeting
for all connected with or interested
in the Student Christian Movement
will be held in the S.C.M. room. Mr.
Beverly Oaten, the national secretary, leaves Thursday evening for the
east. Persons who have not had the
opportunity of meeting him are asked
to be present.
Thursday at 3:00 o'clock Rev. Bruce
Grey will lead the Weathcrhead discussion group.
Mr. Gilbert Baker, who for two
years was secretary of tho men's division oi the S.C.M. in London, Eng..
will visit the local unit in two week's
time. Mr. Baker is under appointment to China where he will work
with Bishop Orr in the Anglican
Mission.
PARLIAMENTARY FORUM
The regular meeting of the Porli-
mentary Forum will be held at 7:30
Tuesday evening in Arts 100. The
subject for debate is "Resolved, That
Woman's Place is in the Home."
Leaders of the debate will be
George Dolsen for the affirmative,
and Madeleine Bowden foe the negative. Members aro requested to bring
their fees (50c)  if possible.-
A large attendance is expected.
Everyone is invited to come and
speak, especially the fair ones.
LA CANADIENNE
The next meeting of La Canadienne
will take the form of an evening of
bridge on Tuesday, Nov. 6, at the
home of Miss Mary McGeer, 5825
Sperling avenue.
CLASSICS CLUB
The Classics Club will meet on
Wednesday, Nov. 7, at 8 p.m. at the
home of Prof. L. Robertson, 1650
Westbrook Crescent. The program
will consist of "Lucian Dialogues"
and a paper on "Greek Mathematics."
All members would be members and
ex-members are' invited.
V. C. U.
The open meeting at noon, Wednesday, Nov. 7, in Arts 208, will be
addressed by Mr. Gerry Ward on
"Christianity and Everyday Life."
Mr. Ward is at present pastor of Alta
Vista Church, and a member of Arts
'36.
On Saturdaya nd Sunday, Nov. 10
and 11 the V.C.U. and tha U. Christian Uion of the U. of Washington
will hold a joint conference in Seattle. For further particulars see notice board or nsxt Friday's Ubyssey.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
CLUB
The next meeting of the International Relations Club will be held at
tho home of Professor A. C. Cooke,
1742 Western Parkway on Wednesday,
Nov. 7. at 8 o'clock The program will
consist of two papers on India. Please
be prompt.
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MATHEMATICS CLUB
The regular meeting of the Mathematics Club was held Thursday evening at the home of Miss Enid Williams. Mr. Brand gave a talk on "The
Modern Mathematician," dealing particularly with his own experiences at
Princeton, where he came in contact
with mrny well-known mathematicians.
WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKEY
There will be a meeting in Arts 208
Tuesday at 12:20. Dr. Warren will
give a chalktalk and there is to be
an erection of captains. Every member is asked to be present.
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
There will be a meeting of the
Philosophy Club tonight at the home
of Dr. Coleman. 2834 West 41st ave..
at 8 o'clock. Miss Betty Marlatt will
read apaper on "Structuralism", being th-e first of a group of three papers which will deal with the modern
pschological schools.
OUTDOOR CLUB
There   will  be   a   meeting   of   all
members of the Outdoor Club in Ap.
Sc. 237 at noon today.
Y. M. C. A.
Beverley Oaten, the national secretary of the Student Christian Movement, addressed the Varsity "Y" at
noon Thursday. He told of an experiment carried out in five Y.M.
C.A. camps in California. The question of honesty was discussed for
three hours a day, for a week.
It was decided that Honesty is
practical at Home, School and in
Business. It is possible for one man
or for a group; it develops a spirit
of courage, The Oxford Group -emphasizes the aid of Christ in living
with absolute honesty. In conclusion, Mr. Oaten emphasized the fact
that honesty is not isolated—it includes almost all we admire in character.
NOTICE
There will be a meeting for all
thos-e interested in forming a Varsity
Squash Club in Room 101, Arts, on
Thursday, Nov. 8, at noon.
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THE UBYSSEY
Page Three
CHANG   SUEY
STRIKES
AGAIN
A cry of anguish rent the air. (It
is much cheapter to rant nowadays.)
Then followed a demonalc laugh, like
the cackle of a maxim gun gone mad.
I bit my lips, one at a time, and
glanced at my perenpial companion,
Darnold Anderson. I was not too late
to see the color drain from his face
—and all over his nice new lecture
notes, too.
He looked at me. I looked at him.
Firmly, decisively, and simultaneously, unfortunately, we nodded. I carry
the bump to this day.
Filled with a grim and terrible resolve, we rose' aa one man, still looking at each other, or himself, if you
prefer it, and stalked out of the room,
heedless of the staring mob of ignorant freshmen, sophomores, juniors
and seniors, heedless even of Dr.
Sedgewick, who was playing Hamlet
as he had never played before.
We halted when we reached the
Lily Pond. "See here!" we snapped
savagely at each other, "We must
get to the bottom of this!" And with
one accord, we dived in.
Imagine our chagrin when we
bounced on, or off, the solid concrete!
At this fresh setback, even so stout
a soul as Darnold Anderson was momentarily cast down. ' "Curses!" he
moaned.   "The darn pool is—is— is—"
"Empty!" I suggested.
"Dat's devoid!" he exclaimed.
Then we both stood as if turned to
stone for from the concrete beneath
our feet came peal after peal of that
fiendish laughter.
(To be Continued)
Litany Coroner
Murders in the pub office,
Youthful co-eds
Slain for their
Money
By their avaricious
Husbands,
Future generations
Linking
Sorority and fraternity
In eternal unity.
Scores of rugby games
Pre-destlned
Before the opening
Kick-off.
What does it mean,
This unintelligible
Hodge Podge,
Litany.
Merely,
My friends,
Table
Tapping.
LETTERS CLUB DISCUSSES
BUTLER
(Continued from Page 1)
Erewhon was published anonymously and treated a sensation. Butler believed  that  the   anonymity   was  the
chief   cause  of   its  success;  he  sus-
HISTORICAL SOCIETY
HEARS   PAPER
(Continued from Page 1)
Castlereagh assumed practical leadership of the House of Commons—"the
responsibility of originating policies,
and also of virtually passing upon and
approving them, lay in Castlereagh's
hands."
Essence of Foreign Policy
His activity in foreign affairs was
dominated by a fear that "the quarrel between Latin and Slav might
preclude another struggle between
the empires of the East and West. His
careful policy in the Balkans did
much to alleviate this evil.
1812 was a great year in the history
of Castlereagh's diplomacy, marking
Napoleon's disastrous retreat from
Moscow. In following years, "the
gold of Britain, without which thc
war would have ended," assisted Castlereagh in his struggle for allied
unity. The Treaty of Chaumont secured this objective without actually
MUCKATORIAL
With this issue we are ushering Chang Suey back into
these pages. We will not tell you who the author is, because
we need him to finish the story. His genius will be apparent to
all who read this colossal, stupendous, enthralling story. See
your newsdealer and reserve next week's issue in order to avoid
disappointment.
Here, we also wish to make a suggestion. We noticed, the
other day, that, when people read Muck, their face is decorated
by an extraordinarily lugubrious expression, while those who
are reading the rest of the paper are wreathed in smiles, or exploding in uproarious laughter. Now, the suggestion is this: Let
the Muck staff write the feature stories, and the others write
Muck. Result: All that a college paper should be.
Dr. Sedgewick seems to be collecting a lot of publicity
from his little flyer in ties. Bet he's saving all the stories.
On re-reading this, it sounds more like a column than
a Muck-atorial, but you can take it and like it
(signed) M. MUCK, Editor. ,
pected that reviewers thought it was i cornmitting the allied powers to a def-
by  Lord  Lytton  and so hesitated to
criticize it.
Butler's next work, The Fair
Haven, is in reality a satire which
shows up the fallacies of Christian
dogma and such Bible commentators
as Paley.
The book by which Butler is best
known is The Way of All Flesh. The
theme of the story is the struggle of
Ernest's personality for self development.
He had a very great interest in religion and the theory of evolution.
One of his fust pamphlets, printed
anonymously, was entitled, "The Evidence for the Resurrection of Jesus
Christ as given by the Four Evangelists critcially examined." The'
pamphlet received no attention whatever.
After a visit to the continent in
search of health he returned with the
desire to write something worthwhile.
He began to touch up his magazine
articles and as he says, "They strung
themselves   together   into   Erewhon."
Butler disliked almost all famous
people of his period and others.
Every reader gets some idea according to his intelligence and the care
with which he reads; every reader
gets something. Such parts as the
chapter on the Rights of Vegetables
and the book of the Machine are particularly liable to a variety of interpretation.
inite statement of future policy: Castlereagh's policy of reservations
"made clear the sacrifices which England was prepared to make for the
maintenance of peace, and he had encompassed a temporary reconciliation
between diplomats engaged in the
pursuit of selfish interests.1'
The Congress of Vienna
The Congress that partitioned the
Napoleonic Empire "respected dynastic rather than national claims," at
Vienna in 1815. Castlereagh was definitely in favour of retaining the Balance of Power system, as a check on
various powers such as Russia.
The "Hundred Days" that marked
Napoleon's return from Elba precipitated a crisis, and "only the persuasive diplomacy of Castlereagh, the
bonds of the Alliance Treaty, and the
renewed streams of British currency,
paved Wellington's return to the
Continent  and Waterloo."
Science Squad
Gives   Pep
(Continued from Page 1)
INSTITUTE HEARS TALK
ON B. C. MINING
lects the best pieces of ore he can
find.
"Then the engineer goes out to the
prospect. He has to consider acces-
sability, distance from transportation
terminals, distance from water, and
many other things. He may turn
down a prospect without even looking at  it.
"The development proceeds by sinking shafts and boring levels. The ore
is blocked out on three sides, and
a mill is set up. The mine then
starts to produce in Quantity."
The speaker gave some interesting
sidelights on mining stock. Assay
reports should be carefully investigated. The width of the sample
should be enquired .In this manner,
you will avoid being "stung."
American Coach Speaks
Dr. Shrum then introduced Coach
Ivar Moe, who expressed his belief
in the Varsity team. This was followed by more of Earle Hill, although
the effect of his music was somewhat
spoiled by a Scienceman nodding his
head out a window which was part
of the scenery.
Red Hat Causes Riot
Doc Burke gave a talk which was
barely audible above the vociferous
Sciencemen. Earle Hill then played
"Millie the Mermaid." during which
thc drummer created a near riot by
singing in one of the Sciencemens' red
derbies. By this time, one o'clocks
had greatly depleted the ranks of the
Artsmen, and thus, when the Science-
men concluded the meeting with a
hoarse bray for the engineers, the
men of arts could give only a feeble
response.
Look Out, Science
But it is iiimnuied that the Arts-
men are going to organize a cheering
section which will put Science far,
far into the shade. Thus, if Science-
men wish to retain their much vaunted superiority, they will have to produce something better than their past
performances.
Correspondence
Editor, Ubyssey,
Dear Sir: *
I have received a copy of a letter
to you from Max Wershof, Assistant
Secretary of the N.F.C.U.S., in reference to a recent news account of
the cancellation of the American Debate Tour.
I have replied to Wershof expressing my regret and explaining my position . Would you please publish
this letter that the unfortunate situation may be satisfactorily cleared in
the jnindes of all concerned?
The implications of the article in
question were far from the views I
expressed when interviewed. Of
course the statement that I wired
Mr. Wershof expressing resentment,
etc., is utterly absurd. I sent no
such telegram nor did I make such
a statement to my interviewer. The
burden of my story was simply this:
my keen disappointment that the tour
had been cancelled especially since
last year's attempt to arrange a similar tour had failed.
I do. however, feel responsible for
the whole affair in that a mere statement that the tour had been cancelled clue to the Alberta debater's
inability to go, would have sufficed.
That my remarks were construed to
imply a censure of the N.F.C.U.S. is
indeed unfortunate.
The N.F.C.U.S., in all its dealings
with ouv society, has been efficient,
just and helpful. In this connection
I would mention that it was at our
request that the N.F.C.U.S. took over
the management of the Western Intercollegiate Debates.
Mr. Wershof may rest assured that
the N.F.C.U.S. has the full support of
myself personally and of 'the organization which I represent.
Expressing my regret for my unintentional part in the unwarranted
attack and also expressing the hope
that in the future closer adherence
to accuracy may be expected in Ubyssey news items, I am,
Yours  truly,
Frank Patrick Miller,
President Parliamentary Forum.
NOTICE
The Muck staff are proud to announce that they have finally succeeded in bringing to this page one
of the most famous authors of the
present day, Mr. Soratio Nalger
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Mr. Nalger has just finished his
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The Pome-Tree
CREED
He who knows not and knows not
that
He knows not,
Is a Freshman!
He who knows not and knows that he
Knows not,
Is a sophomore,
Pity him!
He who knows and knows not that
He knows,
Is a Junior.
Honor him!
He who knows
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Revere him!
and knows that he
curacy of my report. Instead of saying that Frank Millar wired thai he
thought it grossly discourteous and
inconsiderate on the part of the N.F.
C.U.S., I should have said merely
that he thought it so—not that he
wired that thought.
Trusting that this explanation will
suffice,
Yours truly,
W. Freth Edmonds.
Editor, Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
May I take this opportunity of
bringing to a close the controversey
which developed between the N.F.C.
U.S., the president of the parliamentary forum and myself over alleged
inaccuracies and gross misstatements
appearing in my report, "Swollen
Glands?"
Frank Millar, president of the parliamentary forum, is writing a letter
to the Assistant Secretary Treasurer
of tho N.F.C.U.S. at Alberta and
sending a copy to the Ubyssey in
which he accepts full responsibility
for what I said except that he alleges I exaggerated somewhat.
I should like to refute the allega
tlon that I exaggerated somewhat.
Furthermore, every statement appearing in that story ivas thc viewpoint of
Frank Millar. However, in closing, I
extend   my   apologies   for   one   inac-
Editor, Ubyssey,
Dear Sir:
I take this opportunity of adding
my feeble voice to that of the noble
"Campus Crab," as he lays bare the
monstrous graft of the C.O.T.C. I
am tremendously proud to belong to
an organization that produces such
public-purse-minded citizens as he.
One needs courage indeed to accuse
the Canadian people of practically
countenancing these iniquities through
their elected representatives, for it
is Parliament that dishes out the
dough. After delving more deeply
into the matter, I have unearthed
these further darksome facts:
(I) Should the graduates of this
organization ever put their training
to practical use .the government will
supply hospital care at reduced prices
or even provide free burials as they
become necessary.
(II) Twenty years ago when this
movement was at its height, half a
million members of this and kindred
organizations were given free transportation and board abroad by our
scurrilous government. Not only this
but they were paid! paid!! and PAID!!!
to support their families in their absence.   Paid a dollar ten a, day to go
i a great adventure And many are
even now loafing in our best sana-
toriums, pampered all their lives, but
still the recipients of universal sympathy. Free operations, free medicines, free nurses, free wooden legs,
everything they get is free! Others
more fortunate, received permanent
abodes next to old Mother Nature
in sunny France, or went on sea-
voyages for alltiine, at least as long
as they held together.
But to the green-eyed envy of all
these villianous grafters who had left
their country, those who had remained at home received even greater opportunities in the wealth of
highly-paid jobs arising out of this
mass desertion. No doubt this labor
paradise was a just reward for the
virtuous creatures who had refrained
from accepting the bounty of out-
wicked government.
At The Play
All the marvellous life and humor
of the fantastic and charming marionettes whose fairy-tale adventures
the Cornish Puppeteers unfolded Saturday was translated to the audience,
an audience wholly enchanted by this
"Wizard of Oz."
The marionettes in fact were almost as charming as the many children who watched and laughed and
whispered excitedly and blithely
strayed up and down the aisles; and
more diverting than those members
of the intelligentsia who were pleased
to be present in the full resplendence
of their beards, red skull caps and
berets.
I have nothing but admiration for
the technical skill and ingenuity
with which the puppets were manipulated and stage effects contrived.
The story was clever and the dialogue
light and simple enough. As much
cannot be said of the music, however,
which was of the trashy parlour variety hardly better than jazz.
I suppose it is unfair to bring in
Alice, or whom I was brought up in
place of Dorothy From Kansas. Alice
is a creature apart. But for all her
red locks and accent, Dorothy From
Kansas, I suppose is still a decently
far call from Little Orphan Annie
From The Chicago Herald-Tribune.
About puppets. They are, I think,
delightful when perfectly manipulated, but always and essentially unimportant. Perhaps they are a new dramatic form, but so is that nonentity,
the radio-drama. Gordon Craig once
said puppets would supersede the living actor.   Nonsense, of course.   And
HISTORY
OF ENGLISH
LITERATURE
Introduction
We are writing this introduction before the rest of the work, if only to
be, different. Also because we can
praise our work without reserve,
since we do not know yet whether it
is going to be good or bad.
We have the usual acknowledgements to make. We are especially
indebted to the publishers of the Encyclopedia Britannica for their excellent volume, Remo to Sog, also to
the U.B.C. faculty of English, and to
Jenny, who shall remain as Jenny,
since more might be embarassing.
Chapter I
At first, there was no English Literature (HOORAY!) The Britons lived
in Wattle huts, painted themselves
with woad, and were perfectly happy, beating their wives (HOORAY!)
like sensible people. But in 44 B.C.,
a meddling Individual called Caesar,
came along, and started to civilize the
Britons. He accomplished this by
making them bathe. Heretofore, the
Britons had never bathed (HOORAY!) except when they fell into a
river. Now, with baths and civilization, literature was just around the
corner.
But a respite was granted. The
Romans got a telegram to come home
at once, as the Goths ware there for
the week-end. When they went, the
Goths decided to stay on, and so the
Romans were unable, to come back.
Then came waves of invaders. We
will deal with these next week.
(Next, Anglo-Saxons and the beginnings of literature).
S.M.U.S. BANQUET
(Continued from Page 1)
the men betwixt greetings proferred
by faculty members and visiting engineers.
In an attempt to follow the printed
menu, intelligible only to a Science-
man, a feast was served—soup to cigarettes—to the strains of music by
the Georgia Trio.
Science yells, songs and in conclusion "God Save the King," sped tha
men away to other parts.
they "choose to transcend realism",
simply because they are incapable of
realism.—J.B.C.
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THE  UBYSSEY
Tuesday, November 6, 1934
Bears   Down   Thunderbirds
Sr. A Extended
By N._W. Five
Four Long Shots In Dying Minutes of Game Win for U.B.C.
The Thunderbird Senior A basket-
men were given a scare in New Westminster Friday when they trailed .the
Mackenzie-Frar.er team throughout
their game, and only snatched a four
point win in thc last two minutes.
The final score was 22-18 for Varsity.
Ihe start of the game found the
Students minu; a coach and four
players. The game started half an
hour later than usual, and only five
players were on hand to play. This
seemed to pat them off their game,
for half-time found them on the
wrong end of a 12-5 score.
Varsity Outplayed
Bardsley opened the scoring with
a nice long shot on thc first play.
McKenzie-Fraser equalized soon after
to have Varsity match the lead again
on a shot from the side by Pringle.
This was the last score by the Thunderbirds during the half, except for
a foul shot by Ross late in the half.
However Dou? I'raser's lads didn't
enter into the non-scoring spirit of
the thing, and they chalked up ten
more points before thd half ended.
Varsity Rallies
As the second half started Bardsley
again opened the scoring, followed by
two baskets by McKenzie-Fraser, to
put Varsity behind by a 16-7 score.
The Students rallied to make seven
points ir. a row, and come within a
basket of ticng the score. Dick
Wright dribbled the length of the
floor to score a nice basket. Here
play became more robust as several
fouls went uncalled. The ball began
to move faster, and passes were intercepted on both sides. Twice Varsity players intercepted passes, and
dribbled the length of the floor to
miss their shots.
Four Long Shots
Bardsley took a pass on tho foul
line and pivoted to score a nice loft-
hand shot, then wriggled free of
three cheeks to score again. Ross
sank a foul .-hot and Douglas of the
Westminster team scored a long shot.
Four points behind and with two
minutes to go the Thunderbirds proceeded to sink four lovely long shots
to win the game. Jim Osborne sank
the first one, followed by Pringle.
Wright and Bardsley.
Bardsley, with ten points, was high
for Varsity, wh.Ie Bickerton and
Holmes were outstanding tor McKenzie-Fraser.
Line-up, Varsity—Bardslcy 10, Pringle 4, Ross 2, Mansfield, Osborne 2.
Wright 4, Schofield, Swan.—22.
McKenzie-Fraser—Holmes 4, Wilson,
Douglas 2, Bricklon 4, Porter 2, Joseph 4, Hall 2.
Hardy Cup Goes To Alberta
As Fighting U.B.C. Team
Loses Exciting Game
Slippery Ball Causes Many
Fumbles In Second Half
Two Touchdowns In 2nd Quarter
Win For Golden Bears
By Clarence Ittyll
The Hardy Cup has gone back to the prairie on the back
of the Golden Bear! A great team from the University of Alberta outplayed the Thunderbirds yesterday afternoon to win
an exciting football game by two touchdowns: one definitely
deserved and the other a matter of chance. With all the color
and noise that should attend an inter-collegiate football game, a
crowd of five hundred spectators, by far the greater number of
them students, watched the Thunderbirds go down to defeat on
a slippery field.
Varsity Starts, Game With a Rush
SPORT RESULTS
BASKETBALL
Senior A 22—McKenzie-Fraser 18
Intermediate A 18—Ryerson 20
ENGLISH RUGBY
First Division 0—All Blacks 0
Second Division 0—West Vancouver 9
CANADIAN FOOTBALL
U.B.C. 1-Albcrta 11
Trackmen Plan
Return Meet
High Schools Beware.   Varsiy
Out For Blood
LOST
Green fountain pen, Wednesday
morning. Please turn in to S.C. office or write VV. F. DeBeck, Arts
Letter Rack.
Wednesday will see a return meet
between Varsity and the Britannia-
Magee forces. Last time Varsity went
clown to a rather ignominious defeat
when very few men turned out, and
after the next couple of meets were
abandoned, the opinion was prevalent in some quarters that the track
men had finally been washed out.
However we expect Wednesday's results to entirely dispel this illusion.
Varsity, realising the formidability
of her opponents, will be out at full
strength with such stars as: Harvey,
Barber. Gansner, Stewart, Heron,
Vrooman. Patmore, Irwin and thc
eternally lazy Slott.
For those who have not procured a
lift to Technical High, cars will be
available—leaving the gymnasium at
3 o'clock.
THUNDERBIRD
Varsity started the game with a
great burst of speed and had the
crowd on its feet in the first minute
as Bolton took the Alberta kick-off
back fifteen yards, and Kendall
threw a pass to Mclntyre'to take the
ball half way doWfT the field. Two
plays later Kendall kicked, and tho
Alberta receiver was tackled behind
his goal line to give U.B.C. their one
point of tho game
end run but were forced to kick as
the next play went for no gain. Willoughby took the kick and ran it back
twenty yards. He and Kendall continued to elude the Alberta tacklers
after receiving punts until late in
the last quarter when they began
dropping the slippery ball. On the
other hand the Bears, less used to
the mud, were usually smeared in
their tracks by Varsity tacklers. who
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AlbertaRugger
ALTA. ADMIRES U.B.C. BLONDES,
MISSES SLINKY DARK CO-EDS
Verdict on the Co-Eds
Won.!'•.■•r.', al tin.' .••iiym-s of *i,c
husky Dear who \".;s too modest to
come into the hotel rotunda, thc reporter I'o.i.i.l her intended wclim in
the corridor, the last traces of mud
accumulated during the Meraloma
game had just been removed, and
rudely called away from his dressing
to give his verdict on the U.B.C. coeds, he made his appearance in a
dressing-gown. He thinks5 the blondes
are beautiful, but finds that thc dark
slinky infatuators are lacking. However as a loud guffaw from some of
his team mates suggested that this
allusion might be connected with a
definite dark female, left to brighten
the stag-line at heme. As far as they
have had time to find out, the Varsity boys think the U.B.C. girls have
wonderful personalities, high intelligences and lots of knowledge.
And the Males
But as for tho U.B.C. men being
handsomer, as avowed by Vivian
: Hood, they can't .see it at all and
j think that th.-.y're one up on the B.C.
! boys in having "higher intellectual
ability." iNames of guilty persons
gladly .submitted to desirous avengers.)
College Spirit of Alberta
College   spirit    on   the    Edmonton
Alberta   made   nine   yards   on   an | came down fast under the punts.
Varsity Leads In First Quarter
The Bears made two first down in
a row in the next plays. An Alberta
man broke away and persisted in
running fifty yards to the touch line,
although the play had been called
back on an offside. Kendall made a
nice run to make it a first down for
Varsity. Another first down put the
Thunderbirds within scoring distance
on the Bears' two yard hue. However tho Alberta line held a series of
U.B.C. lucks, and the greatest B.C.
.scoring threat of the  game came  ot
"TINY" RADER
"Tiny" played one of the nicest games of the day at end for the
Thunderbirds. He did some Inspired tackling and running and was on tha
receiving end of a long completed forward pass.
Sn B Hoop
Team Plays
Williams To Prep. Senior B
Five
an  end.    The   quarter   time   showed
Varsity ohead 1-0.
After the change of ends Varsity
made five yards en a buck, then had
a pass If nocked down and were forced
to kick. Alberta made a first down,
but a nice tackle by Roberts in the
next play stopped their inarch. Kendall made a beautiful twenty yard
run after the next punt, but an intercepted pass on the following play
gave  Alberta  possession  again.
Golden Bears Score Two Touchdowns
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A bad pass ny Alberta made if
third and seventeen for the Bears.
Willoughby was nailed by Rule before ho could go far in the slippery
field. A bad pass by Varsity put the
Alberta boys in a threatening position, but Kendall took their kick under the posts and ran the ball out
fifteen yards. Alberta blocked a kick
and took possession on thc seven yard
line. After a scries of bucks they
tried an on-side kick which put the
ball on Varsity's one yard line.
Mclntyre, Twiss
As the second halt opened Varsity
made a first down on two plays. Several plays later Varsity made another
first down on a pass, Kendall to
Rush. Alberta gained possession and
rouged Rush for the last score, to
make it 11-1 fer Alberta.
The second half was not as exciting as the first, producing only a few
bright n.oments. Varsity tried a large
number of forward passes, completing
fewer than they missed. Late in the
fourth quarter the crowd was given
another   chance   to   cheer   a.s   Bolton
After three attempts the Bears put ;
tho  ball  over  the line  to  make  the :
score 3-1.   Varsity tried a passing at- f
tack, completing two passes:  Kendall
to   Radei    and    Kendall    to    Bolton.
However, a  fumble on the next play
gave Alberta possession. They kicked
' and  the ball  went   past  Willoughby.
! An Alberta man scooped it up and
raced forty yard:, to a touchdown,
making the score 10-1 for the Bears
at half time.
and Kendall Star
came up fast to block an Alberta
kick. Rader snatched the ball and
ran twenty yirds
Varsity made two first downs just
before the game ended, and were
pressing hard when the whistle went.
Mclntyre and Twiss were outstanding in the line for Varsity while
Willoughby and Kendall played brilliant games in thc backfield. Rule
was good for the Bears, Malcolm and
Richards scored the Bears' touchdowns.
More men have turned out this season for thc four basketball teams that
Varsity supports than for years past.
Some fifty or sixty aspirants for these
teams have reported at practice at
various times.
Intermediate A Loses
While the Senior A team has already played several games, the lower division teutru have just started
their schedules. The G.V.A.A. intermediate team played Ryerson last
week and lost a tough game by one
basket in tho dying moments. They
play again tonight.
The other Intermediate team plays
tomorrow night.
Williams To Coach
The large number of fairly evenly
matched player; who have turned out
for the Senior !j team has made the
managers' task of picking this team
a very difficult one. However, the
team that will plry again t V.A.C. at
King Edward in the opening game of
the schedule Thursday night will be
picked from thc following players:
John Lr.fon, who was elected captain
ot tho last prattle. Stokvis. Wright.
Machin, Idyll. Ridland. Hardwick.
Phillips. Vance. Patmore. Wood and
Millar.
The team has just secured the services .af Dune Williams, well known
Vancouver tennis player and former
Blue Ribbon basketball player, as
coach. !V,r. Williams will he out with
the team for the first time at the
practice on Wednesday at 3:30, and a
full turnout is expected.
campus is the best that it has been
for years, declared the team. This
is largely due to a new Publicity de- !
partment which is granted 5151) and
which makes all arrangements for
pep meetings. At theso meetings both
teams are introduced, interviews between the coaches are given, and the
Varsity orchestra does its hit to arouse enthusiasm. Before a big rugby
game a Snake Dance iu which both
boys and girls participate, is held between the four resident houses on the
campus.
U.B.C. Dream Realized at Alberta
Greatly impressed both by the studious .silence pervading it and by its
marvellous architecture, the Alberta
boys expressed their admiration of
our Library. But we in turn can
sigh and shake our head:: solemnly
when they tell us they have a stadium that will seat four thousand,
and also a hockey arena on the campus accommodating two thousand five
hundred.   What an ambition realized!
Soccerites To
Try "Boxsoc"
Seniors Practicing Unique Innovation in Soccer Game
With Westminster and vicinity going "Boxsoc'' in a determined way,
Thunderbird .scccermon are giving
even more time than before these
days to perfecting themselves iu the
art   of  playing  "filba"   indoors.
The campus j ym, though slightly
small fo" a roguhe- encounter, nevertheless affords a splendid practice
floor for abbreviated teams, four- or
five-a-sirle games being particularly
well adapted to it. Ball control and
speedy play is thus developed under
favorable conditions.
Realizing these possibilities members of both iocccr squads and especially the Sei.'.o-'.s, spend a couple
of hours every Thursday evening under tlr; tutelage of Coach Hitchens,
chasing the pigskin up and down the
parquet,
Some of the bo>s are adepts at this
2nd Div. Loses
To West Van.
Playing with a greatly weakened
forward line, Varsity's Second Division "A" rugby fifteen met disaster
at the feet of the Barbarians from
West Vancouver.
Bitterly fought rugby was played
during the entire game and at the
final whistle Varsity was at thc short
end of a 9-0 score. Varsity's three
quarters played good rugby throughout, although there was much nice
individual work on tho part of the
forwards it was their weakness as a
whole that w;w largely responsible
for tho defeat.
The line-up: Whitelaw. Ellis, Andrew.-;, Walker. Carruthers, Hodge.
White. Wood. Clement, Housser, Johnson, Cantclo:i. McMullen, Griffen.
Colthurst.
Blacks, U.B.C. In
Scoreless Tie
Slippery Ball  Prevents  Score
In First Division Rugby
Saturday's All Flacks-Varsity rugby
tilt, played on a wet field with a
slippery ball, ictulted in a scoreless
draw.
Varsity had the kick-off and the
play ranged for a while about mid-
field. A dribbling movement on the
part of the North Shore lads was
stopped only by a safety touch and
a twenty-five yard kick. Morris almost succeeded in scoring for the
Thunderbirds when he followed up
his own kick and nearly regained
possession behind the line, but play
returned to mid-field.
Blacks Nearly Score
Next the Blacks came close to
scoring, but Upward ond Maguire
made an opening for Mercer to clear.
Varsity took the offensive, the
three-quarters combining well, and
only good defensive work on the part
of the opposing tuim keiu them from
scoring.
For a few r.i'uutcs the Blacks came
dangerously near seciiue. breaking
through the Varsity line, but Griffin
saved with a herd tackle. Then Varsity showed some fine defensive play,
as  the  play  raged  near  their  line.
The k:st half started with the
Blacks prosing hard—Pearson broke
through and just failed to score. This
was followed, s.>o:i after, by a pretty
three-quarter run by the All Blacks,
that was only broken up by the hard
tackling of the Varsity backs.
Griffin Plays Fine Game
After Varsity had been held down
to the twenty-five yard line, Morris
broke through for a long gain, and
Varsity again look thc offensive. A
penalty kick was awarded Varsity
but Mercer failed to score from a difficult angle. Griffin .at full back,
played , sound game at defense—his
handling and kicking throughout being excellent.
sport already. The brothers Todd.
Dave and Laurie, the 'Big" Bill
Wolfe. "Rush" Thurber. "Wus.sy"
Stewart, and Captain Kozoolin fee!
right at home with running .shoes
now and can hold their own in any
company   in   the   Province.
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