UBC Publications

UBC Publications

UBC Publications

The Ubyssey Feb 11, 1944

Item Metadata

Download

Media
ubysseynews-1.0123828.pdf
Metadata
JSON: ubysseynews-1.0123828.json
JSON-LD: ubysseynews-1.0123828-ld.json
RDF/XML (Pretty): ubysseynews-1.0123828-rdf.xml
RDF/JSON: ubysseynews-1.0123828-rdf.json
Turtle: ubysseynews-1.0123828-turtle.txt
N-Triples: ubysseynews-1.0123828-rdf-ntriples.txt
Original Record: ubysseynews-1.0123828-source.json
Full Text
ubysseynews-1.0123828-fulltext.txt
Citation
ubysseynews-1.0123828.ris

Full Text

 Elections For Treasurer Held Today
TfofflifAMf
Vol XXVI
VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1944
No. 31
Need For Physical Education Urgent
Shrum, Rlgby
To Discuss
Russia Fri.
• WILLIAM RIGBY and Col.
Q. M. Shrum will be the featured speakera at this week's
general student meeting on current
affaire, sponsored by the Social
Problems Club.
The topic of their discussion is
"The Russian Experiment—Will
Its Influence Spread?" It will be
held ln Arte 100 at 12:30 Friday,
February 11, under the chairmanship of Roy Lowther, secretary-treasurer of SPC.
Rlgby is the editor of the labor
weekly, "The Fisherman," the official organ of the United Fisherman's Federal Union ln B. C.
Previously he was with other
labor papers across Canada, and
has been a newspaperman for most
of his life.
Dr. Shrum is one of the most
prominent members of the UBC
faculty, serving as Officer Commanding the Canadian Officers'
Training Corps, and Head of the
Departments of Physics and of
University Extension,
Two years ago he was guest
speaker at a similar SPC meeting,
when Dr. Sedgwick, Dr. Warren,
and Prof. MacKay also spoke.
Each will discuss briefly his
views on the results and the future of the Soviet Union's experiment in Socialist economy—in the
practical application, evolved by
Lenin and Stalin, of the principles
of scientific socialism to human
society.
The vitally important question,
"What effect will the success of
the Russian experiment have on
the rest of the world after victory
ls won?" will be featured at the
meeting.
Visitors
Wfti Frosh
Debates
• VANCOUVER    and   Victoria
divided the laurels evenly in
the Freshman debates held Wednesday night.
In Victoria the visiting Vancouver team walked off with a unanimous decision over the home team,
while the Victoria visitors did the
same in Vancouver.
Subject of the debate was, Resolved that Modern Advertising is
more Detrimental than Beneficial
to the Canadian People."
DEBATERS
Debating here were Ron Grant
and John Basset, from Victoria,
and Ace Williams and Hugh Radford, from UBC.
In Victoria the teams were Dave
Zack and Jim Argue, UBC, and
Steve Cawley and Doug McKelvie.
Victoria. The judges in Vancouver
were Prof. F. G. C. Wood, Dr. J,
A. Crumb, and Dr. H. R. Trumpour.
The decisions in both cities were
unanimous, and in each case the
winning team was debating the
negative side of the question.
Attendance at the debate was
very poor, with the two spectators wandering in about half way
through the proceedings.
Dr. Sanford Will
Address SCM Club
• AN SCM Fireside will be held
on   Sunday   February   13,   at
3:00 p.m. at 5760 Alma Road.
Dr. Sanford, an emeritus professor and librarian at Union College, will discuss literature nnd
poetry.
After D r. Sanford's address,
there will be an informal discussion and refreshments will be
served.
All those Interested are invited
to attend.
Council Takes Stand
For UBC P.E. Dept.
•   MORE DEFINITE plans toward obtaining a Physical
Education Department at the University of B.C. were
formulated at the Students' Council meeting last Monday
night.
Miss Gertrude Moore and Mr.
M. L. Van Vliet, present Athletic
Directors, and Miss Mary Fallls,
and Mr. Bruce Robinson of the
Alumni Association were present
to explain the situation as it
stands now, and to assist the students in their attempts to gain
action ln the official circles.
It was decided that the Board
of Governors be approached to
discover exactly what action has
been taken, and what the objections, If any, to the Inauguration
of such a department at UBC are.
Mr. Van Vliet explained the Bill
as passed by the Federal Government last year, by which a total
sum of $250,000 was set aside for
the promotion of physical fitness
and health ln the dominion. This
sum is to be allotted to the various provinces on a per capita
basis upon application by the provincial government. Requests for
the money must be made within
a year.
REQUEST NOW
The provincial session is now in
progress and if B.C. is to receive
its share of the money, the request
must be made by the House within the next month.
Money allotted to B.C. amounts
to $16,000, and that sum will be
matched, dollar for dollar, by thc
provincial government. The decision rests solely with Victoria as
to the disposition of the money
within the province, and it should
be noted that the university cannot
expect to receive the total sum.
As the Alumni members and the
specialists in the field pointed out,
there are two sources of demand
for such a department at UBC.
One ls from the students who wish
to obtain, proper teacher's qualifications in Physical Education, and
the other Is from the employer.)
who require well-trained Instructors for this type of work.
MANY OPENINGS
Investigation by several groups
in the province, such as the PTA,
and the Physical Education Association, has proved that there are
countless positions ln this province for trained Instructors ln this
field in schools, camps, Industry,
and so on.
The immediate problem is to
find out what action has been
taken. It is known that the Board
of Governors of the university has
pnssed a resolution, approved by
the Senate, and.forwarded to Victoria, requesting a Department of
P E. at the university as soon as
possible.
Little seems to have resulted
from this communication, since Inquiries made of the provincial representatives are met with the
advice to go to the Board of Governors for action.
At present, the Pro-Recs receive
all the money used for physical
training In the province, yet they
dn not offer a comprehensive
training course for teachers,
Mr. Van Vliet has drawn up a
program of courses and possible
credits which can be divided into
two parts. One of these is a
course leading to a degree in
Physical Education, for teaching
purposes, and the other is a required course for students at university, if it is felt that such a
course is necessary,
PHYSICAL MISFITS
"Results of medical examinations
show that the physical fitness of
150 average male students at UBC
ii 15'a lower than that of students
at other Canadian universities,"
Mr. Van Vliet maintained.
Maury . . .
Urges Dept.
Celestial Bodies
Given The Eye
• TEN starry-eyed astronomers,
members of Dr. Petrie's Math 4
class, held a little telescopic get-
together at a local observatory
Wednesday night.
For two hours the heavenly enthusiasts huddled around an open-
air telescope, their eyes glued to
the celestial sphere.
This unique group finally decided that:-
(a) The man in the moon was a
myth.
(b) The moon is not made of un-
rationed cheese.
Delegates To
Participate
In Broadcast
• DELEGATES to the
Inter - university conference will participate in a
"Town Hall Meeting" in the
Brock lounge at 8:00 p.m. on
Friday, February 11.
The delegates, chosen to represent UBC at the conference of
.Western Universities in Edmonton
on February 16 to 18, are Jack
Hetherington, Harold Parrot, Rosemary Stewart and Don McGill.
PROGRAM BROADCAST
The subjects they will discuss
are:
Is public opinion fair to the
University?
Should politics enter the University in the post-war period?
Will the University man or woman make a better post-war cit-
izeji?
Can the University pull its own
weight in the post-war community?
Seven minutes will be allowed
to each topic, followed by a period
during which questions from the
floor will be answered.
The program will be transcribed,
and broadcast on station CJOR on
Saturday from six to seven pjn.
The moderator for the evening
will be Dr. J. A. Crumb, of the
Economics department
The program must start at exactly eight o'clock, so it is important that all students be in their
seats at that time.
Alberta Delegates
Hold Open Meeting
• THE  FOUR  delegates  to ihe
Edmonton Conference will, at
12:30 Monday in Ajrts 108, meet
any students who wish to submit
ideas for discussion at the Conference.
There will be a rough sketch of
the nature of the conference for
their benefit. An attempt will be
made to answer any questions.
"Varsity" Sued For Libel
By U. OF Toronto LawClub
•   CUP —FEBRUARY  10—The  Varsity,   undergraduate
newspaper of the University of Toronto has been sued
for $1500 on a charge of defamatory libel by the Law Club
of that university.
The case, which will be tried in       	
the university's Moot Court, originated in the February 2 column
of Phil Shackleton, the Sports
Editor.
INSIDIOUS
In this column Shackleton attacked the Law Students for attempting to establish their own
intramural sports team, stating
that there is not enough men for,
nor interest in, a team such as the
one proposed.
In the Law Club's reply to the
Column, they ask for a retraction
of the "insidious innuendo concerning Mr. McGuinness", the instigator of the separationist move.
The following edition of the
Varsity contained Shackleton's
answer to this letter: "Needless to
say the retraction is not forthcoming."
When Informed of the Law
Club's libel suit the next day,
Shackleton said, "I'll just plead
Insanity," laughed and walked
away.
An incidenl, similar to this was
recorded in 1939 when the Swing
Club sued the Varsity for J1.000.
Tho Club won its suit and was
awarded the damages of $1,000 or
two tickets to the Victoria College
At-Home.
"lolanthe"
Pass Night
Feb. 23
• TICKETS for "lolanthe" are
going fast, the Ticket Sales
Committee announced on Thursday. With all the Mussocers
searching the campus and surrounding territory for prospective
buyers, it will not be long before
all seats are gone.
Students' Night will be held on
Wednesday, February 23, when all
students will be able to see "lolanthe" on their Alma Mater
passes. If they wish to come with
some adult, there are a few seats
available on Thursday evening.
Friday and Saturday nights are
for purchased tickets only, and
prospective customers are advised
to get tickets now to insure good
seats.
REHEARSAL
Tickets may be bought from any
member of the Mussoc, or at the
box-office in the Auditorium at
12:30 any day.
Rehearsals will continue as usual,
and the  dress rehearsals will bo
held on Monday, February 21.
Creighton Versus
Chambers; Other
Elections Feb. 16
•   STUDENTS WILL GO to the polls Friday instead of
Wednesday to elect the AMS treasurer from the two
candidates, Ken Creighton and Ted Chambers.
Because of the poor attendance
at the campaign speeches on Monday the speakers refused to give
their addresses and the elections
were postponed till Friday.
Chambers is a third year commerce student and has been interested in campus activities. He is
a member of the commerce club
and parliamentary forum. This
year he is treasurer of Arts '45.
Creighton has also had experience in student affairs.
He was president of students'
council at Kitsilano. He is president of his fraternity, and secretary of IFC—and ls taking a five
year course including an advanced
course in accounting. Creighton
has had actual experience as a
bookkeeper.
CHAMBERS' PLATFORM
The main platform of Chambers
1*:-
1. Another purchase of Victory
Bonds for the depreciation fund.
2. Co-operation with Faculty
and Alumni.
3. Renewal of the present accident insurance policy.
4. Time limit on committee reports.
5. Permanent staff of two in th)
AMS office. One employee will do
the bookkeeping, the other will
perform the routine office work.
However the permanent solution
should be the installation of a
graduate manager.
CREIGHTON'S PLATFORM
Creighton advocates:
1. Co-operation with the Alumni Association in the establishment
of an office In conjunction with
our Alma Mater Society office and
in their endeavour to establish a
physical education department on
the campus also in their attempt
to increase bursaries and in their
planning students' residences on
the campus.
2. A Conservative or diplomatic
policy towards the faculty during
the coming year, in order to foster
a liberal attitude toward student
government on the part of the
faculty.
3. An Increase investment of the
surplus in war bonds with definite
appropriations for the future.
4. Club budgets should be authorized as far as possible on a per
capita basis for each club.
5. The employment of another
full time secretary In the AMS
office is imperative. Eventually,
however, in peace time, the office
should employ a graduate to supervise the work.
6. No  curtailment  of  athletics
by the policy of budget slashing.
OTHER ELECTIONS
Wednesday was the last day for
nominations for the rest of the
council positions. The names
handed in at the AMS office for
the position of president of LSE
are: Gordon Bertram, H. Edward
English, and Don Newson. Candidates for Junior Member are:
Allan Ainsworth, Betty Dunbar
and Robert Nilan. Candidates for
Men's Athletic Representative are:
George Rush and Bruce Yorke;
Women's Athletic Representative,
Lois Reid. Men's Undergraduate
Society: Les Raphael, Roy Lowther. Women's Undergraduate Society: Barbara Green and Pat Cunningham. Future secretary of AMS
will either be Margie Beale, Helen
Morgan or Rosemary Stewart.
CAMPAIGN SPEECHES
Elections will take place February 16. Campaign speeches for
LSE, Junior Member and Secretary will be given Monday noon
in the Auditorium. Candidates for
WUS will speak in Arts 100, Tuesday noon, and MUS, MAA Rep.
candidates speeches will be held
in the Auditorium at the same
time.
YMCA Director
Speaks Noon Today
• FRED Hubbard, National Personnel Director of the YMCA,
will be speaking to an open meeting on Friday, at 12:30 in Arts
103, regarding present and postwar career possibilities in fields
of: Vlult Educntion, Boys Work,
Physical Education, and Administration, for both men and women,
Forestry Lab.
Prepared For
University
• THE DOMINION Gov-
ernment is now prepared
to construct a $600,000 for*
estry research department
on the University endow*
ment lands. In addition to
this fully equipped lab the
Dominion Government i s
prepared to pay $50,000 an*
nually for its maintenance
and operation, provided tho
Provincial Government and
timber industry would each
contribute a like amount annually.
FLAN APPROVED
The Provincial Government has
agreed to participate. The British
Columbia Lumber Association
membership have approved the
whole plan in principle, and are
prepared to assume their share of
the Industry's contribution.
"The government has further indicated its concern with regard to
our forestry resources by expanding the reforestation program, the
conducting of an experiment into
the reclamation of logging debris
and small trees left standing on
logged-over areas, and the reservation of timbered and scenic areas
for park purposes.
"The time has come, however,
when policies of far-reaching
character should be implemented
to further conserve these resources," said Premier Hart.
Research into the possibility of
wood being used for plastics, explosives, alcohol, and sugar would
be another of the problems for the
Laboratory.
Frosh Party
Draw Posted
Monday
• COUPLES for the forthcoming Frosh class party
will be posted in the Auditorium foyer Monday. There
will be no public drawing as
previously announced, but
the committee will choose
the couples according to the
location of the persons'
homes.
The "Spring Circus," as the party has been named, will be held
under the Brock big top on Thursday, February 17, from 9:00 to 1:00.
Refreshments will be served buffet
style in the gym, wnere clowns,
trapeze artists, and sideshow barkers will be featured,
Dal Richards, his band, and vocalist Beryl Bodenne will provide
music for dancing in the main
lounge.
The Men's Smoking Room and
the Dining Room will be in use
for the evening. Coca-Colo, popcorn, and other clrcusy delicacies
will be on hand to create atmosphere. Sideshows, contests, prizes,
and raffles will help to insure a
perfect  evening.
A pepmeet will be held in connection with the Circus on Wednesday noon in the Auditorium
for which a Frosh program of
prelude floor shows, tumblers,
clowns and music ls promised.
The committee in charge of arrangements consists of president
Pidge McBride; secretary Jack
Turner; Lewis Hogan, refreshments. Casey King and Bob Armstrong, decorations; Dlerdre Mar-
t.n and Yvette Morris, prizes and
novelties.
Patrons and special guests will
include President and Mrs. L. S,
Klinck, Dr. and Mrs. L. A, Cox,
Dr, W. H. Gage, and Dr. and Mrs.
W. Petrie. Friday, February 11, 1944-
THE   UBYSSEY
Page Two
From The Editor's Pen « « » ^•fl!?*
AN/TIME IS A BETTM TIME WITH A SWEET CAP
P. E. For B. C.
For several weeks, there has been much
questioning regarding the reports that there
is a possibility of obtaining a sum of money
for the inauguration of a Department of
Physical, Education at UBC, yet when definite reports as to our progress in actually
directing this money to the campus were
•ought, no new material could be obtained.
Many people on this campus, and
friends of the University have worked for
years toward the establishment of such a
department. They have been busy ever
since the passing of the Physical Fitness
Bill in Ottawa, writing letters and contacting
persons who might be able to assist us in
our endeavours to obtain some of this money.
At Monday night's Council meeting,
three of these people explained the situation
to the campus executives, and a co-operative
plan was drawn up in the hopes that we
may be able to have the Provincial House
consider the matter during the present session and allot some of the total $32,000 to
UBC.
The definite figures and facts can be
found in a separate story in this paper, but
we wish to stress the point that, should the
provincial government apply for its share
of the money set aside by the federal government, we can not expect the complete
sum to be given to the university. It seems
that there have been some misconceptions
in this regard.
At any rate, the problem is now one of
persuading the provincial government that
a good part of the money could be used to
the best advantage of the province at the
University of B.C.
A member of the committee which drew
up the bill for presentation before the House
stipulated that the greatest need is for competent teachers to train the populace in
physical fitness and health. He further stipulated that places for the training of such
teachers should be established by the provinces in the universities.
There can be no doubt that the addition
of a Department of Physical Education
would be advantageous to this university.
There is no school in this province where
a student may get thorough training towards
a degree in this subject, and yet there is a
tremendous need for these teachers.
Not only does this province require
more and better trained teachers, but the
health of the people of B.C. needs great
improvement. Our male students on this
campus have been shown to be fifteen percent poorer in health arid physical fitness,
than the average of those of other Canadian
campi. Inauguration of a P.E. Department
could be planned with a view to physical
training for every student at the university.
Letters have been filed in Victoria, in
Ottawa, with the Board of Governors, and
with the Senate of the university. When
inquiries are made of one of these groups,
the answering is passed on to another of
the groups.
The time is past for writing letters. If
we want a Physical Education Department
at UBC we must act NOW! We have the
support of influential and experienced organizations behind us; we have a general
plan before us. Why wait any longer?
What, Elections Postponed ?
A sudden reversal of policy on the part
of Student Council has caused a considerable amount of ill-feeling on the campus.
Last week, at their meeting, Council decided
against postponing elections in deference to
the ISS Drive. This week, however, they
unanimously agreed to carry the elections
over until today, instead of holding them on
Wednesday as specified by the constitution.
Their reasons for this week's decision
were that the candidates had not had the
opportunity to address the voters, or at least,
that not a sufficient number of students attended the meetings called for this purpose.
The candidates refused to address such n
small gathering.
Students cannot vote intelligently if
they are not acquainted with the platforms
of the candidates, they reiterated, and since
the treasurer holds such a responsible position, it would not be to the best interests of
the Alma Mater Society to make the electors
vote on Wednesday without having heard
the candidates speak. Ergo, postpone the
elections and try to get a few people out to
speeches on Wednesday. (Approximately
100, 40 more than on Monday, appeared on
Wednesday.)
Yet last week, all Monday ISS functions
were cancelled so that the speeches could
be held, and the elections carried through
on Wednesday, and the schedule of elections would not be interrupted. At that time,
Council's main objection to postponing the
election was that it would throw all the
term events into confusion with many dates
coinciding.
Granted that there was a justifiable
argument there, but it showed a lack of
appreciation on the part of Council for the
students who are working hard to make
UBC's war effort succeed. Perhaps the Ubyssey is somewhat to blame for not having
printed a larger story about the speeches,
but it was printed in the paper, and surely
bulletin boards and the PA system have
some value in spreading the news as well.
Another argument in favor of holding
the elections was the inevitable "constitutional ruling". Does that not hold for this
week, as for last?
For all the difference in the size of the
audience which listened to the speeches on
Wednesday, as compared to that which turned out on Monday, only to be disappointed,
it seems that Council has left itself unnecessarily open to criticism.
On one occasion, these Monday Night
Mentors insist upon the old tradition of constitution and precedent. On the next occasion, they radically revert their policies
and overthrow their precedents and constitutional laws.
The students want a set policy on such
matters. They want a policy that can be
referred to in difficult situations, and one
which will prevent difficult situations from
arising.
If this year's Council does not reform,
perhaps next year's Council will at least
learn a few lessons from their mistakes.
* Student. Opinion ... bv irac
• IT HAS BEEN some time now since a
column has appeared in the Ubyssey
under the banner IRAC or Student Opinion.
Has anyone missed it? That is a question
we would like answered.
The Inquiry Research Action Council
was set up early in the school year because
it was felt by its founders, at least, that
student apathy had reached an all time high,
and that the only medium, the Ubyssey,
which by its very nature could do something about it, was prevented by lack of a
sufficient number of competent writers.
However, the Editor of the paper proved
agreeable to our suggestions.
When she was approached she endorsed our ideas and said to go right ahead. We
did, but our articles were a bit too hot to
handle; too coloured and not objective
enough, it was claimed.
IDEALISTIC
Revisions had to be made which took
the sting out of them, and hence those who
were willing to climb on the bandwagon
classed us as being too vague, too indefinite,
and wondered where action was coming
from. Our first two articles were admittedly
idealistic; they were intended to set the philosophical background which would form the
frame of reference for future articles. Our
next article dealt with the subject of the
qualifications for the University President.
Over eighty students took the trouble to
fill out the poll.
The poll of the article on clubs was not
encouraging, hence we changed our line of
attack. Instead of putting out ballot boxes,
we decided to interview people personally,
on a selected representative basis.
The article on the need for Chinese and
Russian language departments aroused so
much interest that it demonstrated the need
for such a department at UBC. Since that
time such persons as Dr. Kilborn have given
their support to the idea.
INTEREST AROUSED
Probably the article which aroused the
greatest interest was the last one regarding
the post-war conference. Up until the time
of the printing of that article there was
probably only a small percentage of students
on the campus who knew anything about it.
IRAC started the ball rolling and before
long it was shown that the students were
behind the conference. That is what is
meant by action.
Now to come back to the reason for this
article—the Ubyssey editors claim that they
print what the students want, with the talent
available. The question is, do you want
these articles on student opinion to continue?
The IRAC has a valuable part to play
in rounding out the Ubyssey pages with such
articles as Sex Education, University Refugees (which are waiting to go to press),
Dormitories for UBC, Inter-Varsity Competition, and the Canadian Youth Commission.
Do you wish to see the columns on student opinion continue in the Ubyssey?
(MEMBER C.UJ».)
Issued twice weekly by the Students'  Publication  Board  of  the
Alma Muter Society of the University of British Columbia.
Offices Brock Hall
Phone ALma 1624
For Advertising
Standard Publishing Co., Ltd.
2182 W. 41st KErr. 1111
Campus Subscriptions—flJO
Mail Subscrlptiona-12.00
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
MARGARET REID
Senior Editors
Tuesday Editor .... John Tom Scott
Friday Editor .... Virginia Hranltt
News Manager ... Marion Dundas
Sports Editor ........ Chuck Clarldge
Grad. Issue Editor .. Denis Blunden
CUP Editor Cal Whitehead
Staff Cartoonist   Buzz Walker
Pub Secretary Anne Dewdney
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Anne Dewdney, G r a h a m e
Thompson, Ken Weaver, Don Ferguson, Bruce Bewell.
ASSISTANT EDITORS
Nancy Macdonald, Diana Bamp-
ton, Marian Ball, John Green, Bill
Stewart.
ASSOCIATE SPORTS EDITOR
Jim Schatz
REPORTERS
Nancy Pittman, Helen Wortn,
Bob Weber, Betty Stacey, Bob
Armstrong, Harry Castillou, Aud-
ley Gerrard, Roy Lowther, Yvonne
Bartholemew, Gerry Adams.
SPORTS REPORTERS
Donna Meldrum, Peggy Wilkinson, Ernie Roy, Luke Moyls.
STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS
Art Jones, Les Canty, Harry
Allen.
• A Year Ago
• INTERNATIONAL STUDENT
Service Week, Mar. 8-13 will
see a varied program ranging
from an International Tea to a
mixer . . . Establishment of a date
bureau will help to ensure the
success of the Commerce Club
party on Feb. 26, in the Stanley
Park Pavilion . . . Four smiling
English R.A.F. fliers visited the
campus Tuesday and in a pleasing
accent declared that British Columbia was "the best place li<
Canada" . . , Robert S. Whyte was
elected President of the Alma
Mater Society by a landslide majority over the other two candidates . . . "To die or not to die,"
was the question for Players
Clubbers, Norman Campbell, Roy
Jackson, and Don Chutter when
they played four of the thirteen
corpses in the Little Theatre production "Arsenic and Old Lace"
Last Wed. and Thurs. night.
VARSITY CHRISTIAN
FELLOWSHIP NOTICE
Tea will be served at four p.m.
on Sunday afternoon at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Wright, 1690
Matthews Avenue. The afternoon's program will include student speakers, a period for discussion and also a special guest
speaker. The Varsity Christian Fellowship extends an Invitation to
every student on the campus.
it you'rn scrubbing ki th* WterWi
While for battle smoke you're /renki'
And you're wonder** ween (no ghry
wffbtyin,
Think you'll make a perfect wife
When you're through with army lit* —
And that's where a Sw—t Cap fWi Ini
SWEET CAPORAL
CIGARETTES
"The pemlhmkwIMtobeteeeee km smekesT
LETTERS TO
THE EDITOR
Editor of the Ubyssey,
Dear Sir,
In view of the fact that there are
numerous people on the campus
that like good music, we think
that it is about time Phil Nimmons
and his boys put on a show. His
group would probably not attract
a very large crowd, as most of the
students don't seem to appreciate
jazz. But we can safely, say that
the few who turn up will be a
truly responsive audience. We can
also say that a true musician
would rather play to a half a
dozen appreciative people than to
an auditorium full of people who
don't give a damn what's being
played as long as it sounds loud
and savage.
We hope that this idea will be
given due consideration by those
who are in a position to db something about—including Mr. Nimmons himself.
Yours sincerely,
George McAfee
Terry Parsons
NOTICE: Thesis and Essays typed, reasonable prices, Mrs. Earl
Grant, Suite 14, Sterling Hotel.
Phone for  information.
Active, Busy Men
and Women
Wear
Challenger
Watches
9^ for        3
vpENOABIlljy
32.50 to 75.00
The Values
Challenge
Comparison.
NOW   SHOWING
FAMOUS PLAYERS
DOWNTOWN  THEATRES
Special student rate on presentation
of your student's para.
CAPITOL
Claudette Colbert, Fred
MacMurray in
"NO TIME FOR LOVE"
plus
"Training Table"
STRAND
Mickey Rooney, Judy
Garland in
"GIRL CRAZY"
plui
"Young Ideas"    •
ORPHEUM
"HAPPY LAND"
with Don Ameche,
Frances Dee, Harry Carey
and Ann Rutherford
plus "Rookies in Burma"
DOMINION
Errol Flynn in
"NORTHERN PURSUIT"
plus Laurel and Hardy
in
"Dancing Masters"
Have a "Coke"« Good winds have blown you here
...a way to say "We are friends" to the Chinese
China knew Coca-Cola before the war. From Tientsin to
Shanghai, to Chinese and Canadian alike, Have a "Coke"
are welcome words. Around the globe Coca-Cola stands for
the pause that refreshes,—has become a symbol of good will.
VANCOUVER, B.C.
tin* global
highgsipTr
It's natural for popular name*
to acquire friendly abbreviation!. That't why you heat
Coca-Cola called "Coke."
869 Friday, February 11, 1944 -
Additional
Dover Road
Parts Cast
e SUPPORTING parts for "Dover Road," Players Club forthcoming spring production, have
been won by Norman Campbell,
Peggy McCall, Jim Argue, and
Joan McCallum.
Rehearsals have started In earnest for the play which will be
presented March 15, 16, 17, 18, and
the scenery committee is making
plans for an effective setting.
Leading roles for the comedy
by A. A. Milne, are played by Allen Ainsworth as Latimer, an eccentric old gentleman with a hobby of patching up matrimonial
mishaps, and Don Chutter as
Dominick, Latimer's Jeeves-like
servant who aids his master in his
nefarious schemes to force eloping
couples travelling along the Dover Road to spend a week at his
Inn under the most unromantlc of
circumstances.
What happens when a husband
and wife meet at the Inn, each
with a mate-to-be, produces many
hilarious moments.
THE   UBYSSEY
Page Three
FILLER
Editor.
The Ubyssey,
Dear Madame:
In view of all the high-toned
world-shaking events being flung
about this campus recently, I hesitate to mention anything so trivial as mud puddles outside the
Brock.
I can, however, hesitate no
longer. Yesterday I got my feet
wet in the little Pacific Ocean that
frequents the concrete balcony
stretching from one' end t'other
outside the main entrance to the
Brock.
Is it necessary for the AMS to
maintain a floating lily pool on
tl'eir front doorstep? Is it necessary to have an unsightly mud-
puddle nestling at the entrance
to a building used for social
reasons, causing students and faculty alike to hop, skip, and jump
to avoid soaking themselves every
time they visit the Brock?
Surely some industrious little
man can be found to provide a
drain or drill holes in the concrete to drain off mother nature's
overflow.
If this cannot be done I suggest
that the masterminds of the Council put their numbskulls together
and either plant marine flora and
fauna, lilies, transplant some Kamloops trout from the hatcheries, or
Install gold fish In the bowl of
brackish water that hangs around
the entrance to the Brock.
TWa falling, a ferry of sorts
could be Istalled and a manager
appointed, to carry visitors cross
the Brock Ocean.
In any case, either get rid of
the water or install stepping
stones.
(signed) DENIS BLUNDEN
NOTICE: There will be no meetings on Monday, Feb. 14, except for
the election speeches. All meetings for Wednesday, February 18,
will be cancelled for the Secretary,
MAA, WAA, MUS, WUS, LSE,
and Junior Member elections.
1 st Prize
JINGLE
Here's the Jingle that won
the 125.00 merchandise
certificate for Pat Dorrance.
Our Willie
thought a Tooke-made shirt
the height of masculinity,
ond   that   her   trim,   well-
tailored skirt
would mask her femininity
but   Willards   outfits   draw
male sighs
and  viake   her  views  look
silly—
they    don't    disguise    b u i
emphasise—
™en   say,   "I'll    bet   that's
Willie.'"
WHEE WHEEOO!
WeU done, Pat Dorrance!
We like your jingle and feel
sure you'll like the smart
things your prize will entitle
you  to   select  at  Willards.
WILLARDS
681 GRANVILLE
Parliament Passes ^t°fePFa*h
Foreign Policy Bill wusCoed
S ho p P i n J   uith Mary Ann
Ralston Fined For
Playing With 'Reps'
In McKechnie Tilt
e DON Ralston, noted athlete,
was brought before the Discipline Committee last Wednesday
and fined 815.
He was charged by the MAD according to Article 24 for playing
for the Vancouver Reps against
the University in the McKechnie
Cup series.
In addition to his fine Ralston
had his AMS pass suspended for
two weeks.
*   A BILL favouring the formation of a commonwealth
council to control the foreign policy of the British Commonwealth was passed by the Mock Parliament which met in
the Brock lounge Tuesday night.
The   bill   provided   that       «_____»._______»
Canada, as senior Dominion initiate proceedings towards the formation of the council. It also stated
that other democracies which wished to affiliate themselves with tha
Empire would be allowed representation on the council.
SPEECH APPROVED
Previous to the passing of the
bill, the speech from the throne,
read by Governor-General F. G.
C.'Wood, was approved by a small
majority, after a heated discussion.
Third item on the agenda of the
session was a surprise bill brought
in by Home Secretary Alan Ainsworth, which provided thai married men should be required by
law to wear some form of distinctive Identification.
FEMALE AGGRESSIVE
In explaining the need for the
bill Ainsworth pointed out that
the female of the species had finally taken the lead in searching
for a mate, and consequently there
should be some way in which they
could distinguish the eligible male
from the Ineligible.
The Liberals in the government
split the coalition  to defeat the
bill by a substantial majority.
OBEYS CONSTITUENTS
During the discussion on the
council, Don McGill, CCF member
for Essondale, stated that he had
received a letter from one of his
constituents, signing himself Napoleon, asking that he leave the
CCF and join the government.
Thereupon, pointing out that he
always did what his constituents
asked, him to, McGill crossed to
take up a seat with the government
Minister of Finance, Harold Parrot, Immediately arose, stated that
he could not remain in the same
party with a crazy man, and walked over to the CCF.
Both men continued to vote with
their original parties. *
SUPPORT NEEDED
In moving the Commonwealth
Council Bill, Minister of Foreign
Affairs, John Cowan, stated that
Britain would not be able, alone,
to take her place in the post-war
world on an equal footing with
Russia and the United States, unless she had the full support and
co-operation of the dominions.
Socialists in the house opposed
the bill on the grounds that it
was isolationistic, and a violation
of the principles of Teheran.
Government members insisted,
on the other hand, that the bill
was the first logical step towards
the achievement of true international co-operation.
The house adjourned at 9:30, to
catch a bus.
e COEDS will have their chance
at the men this month at the
WUS Leap Year Frolic on February 29, in the Brock from 9 to 1,
Don Williamson's orchestra will
provide the music in what is reported to be his last performance
In public this year.
The theme of the dance will be
ln the good old Dogpatch style,
and each Daisy Mae will have to
drag her own Lil' Abner.
Tickets will go on sale next
week and may be purchased for SI
per couple. Daphne Ryan ia in
charge of the sales.
No definite plans have been made
as yet ln regard to corsages, but
vegetables may be permitted.
Publicity for the dance is under
the direction of Bernice Williams
and posters will appear on tho
campus next week providing further details.
All Services Paid
$5 By New System
• THE POLICY FOR waiving pay under the Local Headquarters Training plan for the years 1943-44 was definitely decided upon at a recent meeting. All officers, N.C.O.'s
and cadets will receive five dollars of the total amount of
parade money. This applies only to the period that the
University is in session.
e WE FOUND four things about
the Clever Floor at Rae-Son's,
608 Granville, when we bought a
pair of snappy new afternoon
shoes the other day. First we
discovered the styles were the
newest, the fitting was correct and
comfortable, the value was good,
and we know they will give good
service . . . two Kappa Sigs were
visiting a batching girl's establishment and were happily consuming something the girls had
just whipped up when the landlady's tread was heard approaching. As it was after visiting hours
the boys ducked into an adjoining
bedroom—and ducked out again
almost immediately looking very,
very embarrassed. They'd decided
the landlady was the weaker
menace . . . startlingly smart are
the new suede pumps on Rae-
Son's Clever Floor. $5.95 is a
small price to pay for million-
dollar style value.
e EASTER'S Coming! and naturally you can't depend upon
the Easter bunny for everything,
especially in regard to the clothing
situation. But you can depend upon the Lydia Margaret Lawrence
Studio for one definite reason.
That reason? Contrast! Clothes!
Ideas! Colours! And you can get
just that at the Lawrence studio—
mmm hmmm, personalized service
by Miss Lawrence herself ... a
short, blond Ec. honours student
made a date with a beautiful high
school girl he'd met through a
friend for the dance last Friday,
but after he'd asked her he found
out she was only fifteen, so he
phoned and said his girl friend
from Victoria had just come to
town and he couldn't take her
after all . . . Open house in the
Lawrence Studio every Tuesday
and Thursday so drop In at 815,
Arts and Crafts Building on 576
Seymour to discuss your Easter
clothing ideas with Miss Lawrence
and perhaps pick up a few new
ones you hadn't thought of.
IT DOES TASTE GOOD IN A PIPE I
Greeks In
Voice For
Song - Fest
•   THE Greek Song Festival will be held on March
9, from 8 p.m. to 12 p.m., in
the Brock Hall.
Each, sorority and fraternity
may enter a group of sixteen
people, including the leader. They
are allowed to perform either one
long song or two short ones. No
accompaniment will be permitted.
A dance Is to be held afterwards
with admission 30 cents, but food
is free.
JUDGES
Judges are Dr. and Mrs. J. A.
Crumb, Dr. Allan Harris, Dr, G.
G. Sedgewick, and Dean D. Mawdsley. Invited guests will include
Col. and Mrs. Shram, the deans
of the faculties and members of
the   respective   faculties.
Last ycar the Alpha Gamma
Delta sorority won the women's
cup ond the Beta Theta Pi fraternity won the men's.
Mary Francis Turnbull and
Tommy Fisher are looking after
all arrangements.
LOST: On Monday morning at
Sasamat or at the University bus
stop, a combination pen and pencil
set which is of extra small vest-
pocket size, pink in color, 14K
Eclipse nib, with initials J. H. K.
L, This set has a personal value
as a souvenir. Will be obliged to
finder for the return of it to the
AMS office.
RATES OF PAY
During the summer training the
various services will be paid as
follows. An ordinary seaman In
the UNTD will receive 81.25 a day
while a stoker will draw 81-35. On
completion of six months training
ln the unit a raise of 805 per day
will be received by each cadet
The C.O.T.C. rates are as follows. Cadets, 8120; Corporals,
8160; Sergeants, 81.90; C.Q.M.S.,
82.20. C.S.M., 82.80.
The U.A.T.C. receive slightly
more per day than the other two
services. AC2, 81.30; Corporals,
81.75; Sergeants, 82.25; Flight Sgts.,
82.50
Ninety per cent of the pay
waived by the combined services
during the sessional year will be
placed in a trust fund, the trustees being President L. S. Klinck,
Chancellor R. E. McKechnie, and
three of the officers from the various services. Ten per cent of the
money will go to the Unit's regimental funds.
SUMMER TRAINING
In regard to summer training,
the navy has received no definite
information as to where they will
go and it is not certain that the
COTC will be sent to Vernon this
year.
The UA.T.C. will be spUt into
three groups and sent to Service
Training Schools on the prairie,
the idea being that cadets will receive more actual flying Instruction when in smaller units.
In the spring all those members
of the UNTD wishing to go on
active service will have the chance
of being Interviewed by an officer's selection board.
Job Bureau
Searches For
Director
e THE LAST day for submitting applications for the position of director of the Employment Bureau has been extended
to Wednesday, February 16. All
students interested in this position are urged to see Ed Friesen
at the Employment Bureau, which
will be open Monday, Wednesday,
and Friday from 12:30 to 1:30.
To date applications have been
received from five Commercemen
—Harry Aqua, James Craigen,
Bob Morris, Ryan Burke, and Don
Hammersley. Mr. Friesen stressed
the fact that the position is open
to both men and women of all
faculties.
It is essential that the director
be able to devote two hours a day
to the work of the bureau. Other
necessary qualifications are:
1. A knowledge of office routine,
and  business experience.
2. Ability in meeting the public.
3. Possession of foresight and initiative.
4. Desire to establish the Employment Bureau as a permanent
office on the campus.
Sergt. Jenkinson
COTC Instructor
e SGT. JENKINSON HAS recently arrived to Instruct in
the COTC. Before coming here he
was stationed at the 112 Basic
Training Center for three years
as an instructor. He is attached
to the Seaforth's Second Battalion.
In the last war he served in the
2nd Canadian Mounted Rifles for
three and a half years. During
peace time he was employed as a
marine checker.
Last Saturday night Company E
held a dance in the Officer's quarters. Major Herd, commanding officer of the company was master
of ceremonies. CSM Greene organized the dance and Cadets
Barnwell  and  Peacock  were  his
B.Sm., Bachelor ef Smoking, it a |reat
degree. It entitles a man to hours of Blissful Satis*
faction in all the days of his Ufe. Graduate
Prof. Picobac—.always mild, cool, sweet
right hand men.
GROWN IN SUNNY, SOUTHERN ONTARIO Page Four
THE   UBYSSEY
■ Friday, February 11, 1944
Off The Cuff    Tisdall Game On Saturday
By CHUCK CLARIDGE
•   WHAT'S THIS, what's this?   Along comes a story In
Vancouver's largest morning newspaper that some citizen
in the States has suggested that the great game of basketball
be changed.
The sterling suggestion is that the game would be bettered if the teams were allowed to shoot at both baskets. Hold
on, though, there is one stipulation connected with this that
does prevent a lot of confusion. •
The team with the ball must cross the center line before
it can turn back. Or go ahead, for that matter.
Imagine the confusion, as the team with the ball works
around back and forth at center and then streak for the
basket at the end least guarded.
CLAIM ZONE INEFFECTIVE
The gentleman who suggests this claims it would do
away with the system of zone defense employed by many
of the teams.
Picture a team all lined up in a tight zone, the team with
the ball advances toward centre, crosses the line and then
heads for the basket they have just left. And it would be
unguarded, too.
Another minor change suggested is the addition of a
sixth man to each team.
Oddly enough, this new fangled invention has been tried
out by a hoop team in Ft. Lewis, Washington, where it is
sdpposed to have proven popular with the players as well
aa the spectators.
WHERE ARE THE VITAMIN PILLS?
A good idea would be to grow a couple of tall men, say
around six foot nine, and plant one under each basket and let
the other four or five fellows work the ball until one end
was in a better position to be scored upon than the other.
Man, oh, man, what unlimited possibilities there could
be to such a game. The players would really have to be in
condition for such a tilt, though, and be ready to break either
way down the floor at a moment's notice.
Say, old goat, we must have a little fling at such an
event. Remind me not to play, though.
SCRATCHINGS: Don Ralston, who is now playing for
the Varsity side in the Tisdall Cup match tomorrow, appeared
before the MAD last week on charges of having played for
the Vancouver Reps in two McKechnie Cup games against
the Thunderbirds.
FIRST VIOLATION
This is the first violation of the MAD rules this season
and it is gratifying to see that such action has been properly
dealt with.
Other students have requested permission to play for
non-Varsity teams this year and some have been refused
and some granted the right to play, but when an incident
such as this happens where a student plays outside without
first applying to the MAD he should be properly disciplined.
Girls' Intramural Schedule
FEBRUARY 14—
BADMINTON—2nd Years Arts vs. 4th Year Arts.
TABLE TENNIS—Commerce vs. 3rd Year Arts.
FEBRUARY 13—
BADMINTON—3rd Year Arts vs. 4th Year Arts
TABLE TENNIS—Nursing vs. Commerce
FEBRUARY 16—
VOLLEYBALL—Aggies vs. Nursing
LOST: A blue kerchief with
cream elephants, in or near the
Arts building on Saturday, February 5. Finder please return to
the AMS office.
FOUND: Slide rule. Mr. Gush.
Apply at Dean Clements office.
LOST: A new "Eugenie Grander
text book. There is no name in
the text. Please turn this text in
to the AMS office or to Kenneth
Parry, Arts '48.
CHUCK CLARIDGE, SPORTS EDITOR
Last Victoria Game For
Birds Saturday Night
• UNIVERSITY OF British Columbia's Basketball team,
the Thunderbirds, play their last Victoria game of the
league season tomorrow night in their return engagement
with the Pat Bay Gremlins. Last night the Blue and Gold
hoopsters played the Chihuahua State Teachers College
squad, champions of Mexico, in Seattle.
Last week-end, the Birds took
two defeats from the Victoria
Flyers in their series here last
Friday and Saturday nights. Friday's game, slated on the "Hunk
Henderson" night program ended
with the RCAF crew only three
points to the good, 45-42.
On the following evening at VAC
gymnasium, the exhibition was not
quite so good. Again, the Fliers
took the Students, this time by
seven points, 44-37.
Meanwhile, over on the Island,
the Victoria Army defeated Lauries
Pie-Rates, thus putting them in a
second spot tie with the Thunderbirds. The Pat Bay Gremlins
remain on top of the heap with
four wins and no losses.
UBC MINORS OUT
All minor league hopes for UBC
faded on Saturday night when the
West Van Vs trounced the Varsity
Senior B's to take the Senior £
title of the Vancouver and District
League. The other Varsity squad
was the UBC Frosh Inter A Club
which was nosed out of the playoffs by the C.Y.O. Oaks, two weeks
ago.
This leaves only the Thunderbirds to represent the university in
basketball, and thus all efforts will
be concentrated on them. Although this team has been beate.i
by the Pat Bay outfit in all of
the four games in which they have
played them, the Birds are looking
forward to a triumph tomorrow
night in B.C.'s capital.
There is a good chance that they
will win their contest tomorrow,
at that. Flashy floor general
Porky Andrews will be absent on
leave, and if "Basket-gorger" Baker is still off in his shooting as
he was last Saturday night, the
odds will swing to Varsity.
DG's And
Alpha Gams
Top Bowlers
e DELTA Gamma and Alpha
Gamma Delta are leading the
inter-sorority bowling league at
present each with eight wins as
against four losses.
The following is the complete
standings of the 5-pln affair:
PWL
Delta Gamma  .......12 S  I
Alpha Gamma Delta ......12 8 4
Alpha Omlcron PI  12 7  S
Gamma Phi Beta 12 7  3
Kappa Alpha Theta 12 7  5
Alpha Phi 12 S 7
Kappa Kappa Gamma .12 3 9
Alpha Delta PI  12 3 I
Varsity;
F.A.A. Play
Tomorrow
e UNIVERSITY soccer fans will
get their share of sports entertainment tomorrow a f t e rnoon
when the Varsity squad will meet
the Fleet Air Arm on the campus.
The university boys will be after
another win in their so-far successful  season.
The defense of the team will
consist mainly of Herbie Smith,
sensational goalie for the students,
who has been acclaimed by all
soccer players for his ability to
stop opponents' shots.
But their atttacking crew is
what wins the ball games.
Sparked by goal-getters Don Petrie, Fred Hole, Roy McNeill, and
Clem Philley, the forward line
will be constantly on the advance,
although this Fleet Air Arm outfit is said to have a very strong
line of defense.
LOST: 1 Pair of black leather
basketball shoes in locker room of
Gym, Urgently needed by member of Senior Basketball team.
Anyone finding them please return
to M. L. Van Vliet's office.
COtfKID PMM
SeniorTeams
Helped By
Trainers
e THE Trainers Club has at
last been organized to the extent where it has become an indispensable part of all sports teams
and they are fast becoming something which this campus can well
be proud of.
Since Its reestablishment a few
v/eeks ago, this club lost no time
in posting its members to every
team on the campus,
The English Rugby Team has
Renne Piderman and Tom Gillls
as Trainer's Club representatives.
Bob Williams and Ed Zahar, the
two most energetic members of the
club, have been handling the soccer teams and Ernie Roy and Ken
Belcher have done a lot of work
with the Senior "A" basketball
team.
Bob Williams has stated that
this is but the beginning. He has
suggested that as the club becomes
more organized that the use of
the Trainers Club be extended to
individual students. This and
many other ideas are a definite
possibility and the club is hoping
lhat the students will cooperate
in any such undertaking.
The educational part of the
trainers club Is proceeding In leaps
ond bounds with lectures every
week   by   Dr.   Ranta   and   many
other  persons. V1J^J"^&,tcktftm^t
fHlH
GIRLS   INTRAMURAL l^",*Jt®ooo \ *** ™iM*U
STANDINGS lV°v-L..»iiu 1 /#
3rd  Years  Arts  52
2nd Year Arts  51 ^^^
A*8ies 48 |"m~"CHEM|-SEAIED"
1st   Year   Arls    42 I   M iiv»»ion«»i
s=r * uffllTH/n
r^V,,::::::: =S   f cctowe m_
swowe towns
THAT STANO UP
WHIN YOU
UA* OOWN
N0N.CSUMIIIN9
UADS THAT TAKI A
Miner POINT
tVMYTIMI
INIOiUHI
MASKS THAT 0ON7
SUN OR (MIAR
UNDIR WATU
EAGLE
Meet In Stadium
In Second Game
Of Tisdall Play
•   TISDALL CUP PLAY centres around the University of
British Columbia tomorrow afternoon when both entries
from the campus meet on the campus at 1:30 in the second
act of the current competition.
Froth Use Six-Man Scrum
Varsity, fresh from a good win
over Ex-Byng last Saturday, will
meet UBC, who have not entered
active participation. Whether the
upperclassmen have been able to
teach the freshmen anything about
the game of English rugger in the
short space of four months could
be a matter of argument amongst
some interested people.
The frosh team has an Imposing
line-up to put on the field. At
least half of their members have
played with the Thunderbird team
and have been carrying a lot of
the weight of that team's efforts.
The frosh attack will be based
on a six man scrum and a full
back field. Bob Lawson, Bill Ross,
Keith MacDonald, and Joe Peques
are all members of the Thunderbird team, who are taking their
places in the scrum. Gordy Morrison will probably be the star of
the field in the position of five-
eighths, but Jack Sim and Tom
McCusker will provide plenty of
additional support in case of any
mistakes.
Ralston Plays For Varsity
The upperclass team looks a little
more powerful at first sight thin
the freshmen but chiefly because
the players have been playing in
past years for Varsity. Ten of
their thirteen players have played
at least one year before this year
under the banner of the Blue and
Gold.
Don Ralston, truant player for
some time has returned to the fold
of his  alma  mammy  which  of
course adds considerable strength
to the threes. George Rush takes
his usual place at fullback and the
dependable Dougie Reid holds
down inside three with • ▼sty
firm grip.
Cam Coady, one of last year's
American Football stars is dropping out of the play much to the
disappointment of his team mates,
because of an injured knee.
Line-Ups Below
The lineup of both teams is as follows:
Fullback
Wings
%
%
Scrum
UBC
Gerry Jenvey
Tom McCusker
Ken McKenzie
Jack Sim
..Jim Menziee
Gordie Morrison
Jim Watters
Bob Lawson
Dave Morgan
Bill Ross
Keith MacDonald
Harry Kabush
Joe Peques
Varsity
George Rush
Ed Bakony
Don Ralston
Doug Reid
Jack McKercher
John Wheeler
Norm Cooke
Al Jones
Gerry Lockhart
Cam Layard
John Hicks
Paul Chutter
BUI Wallace
"How did you get that swollen
"Why does that friend of yours
jaw?"
bust out laughing every time he
"A girl cracked a smile."
hears the name of Smith?"
"WeU?"
"Oh, Jim, you mean? Why, he's
"It was my smile!"
a  night  clerk  in  a  no-baggage
*   •   •   *
hotel."
Then there was the Scienceman
who gave his girl friend a lipstick
as a birthday present because he
Hank: "Did you see Fanny?"
knew he'd get most of it back.
Frank: "Who's Fanny?"
MOectrtclty!
&
You don't need to be scared,
folks, that I won't always be
ready when you want me.
Sure, it's true that I have a
lot more to do these days with
all these war industries calling on me.
Now I can't foretell when
there may be a dry season but
I can say this, that we don't
anticipate any shortage of
electricity for a time.
Of course, there is no use
wasting anything these days
and if you wmil to economize,
that's all right with mc.
Your Electrical Servant,
BRITISH  COLUMBIA   FTECTRIC RAILWAY  CO.
4-44

Cite

Citation Scheme:

        

Citations by CSL (citeproc-js)

Usage Statistics

Share

Embed

Customize your widget with the following options, then copy and paste the code below into the HTML of your page to embed this item in your website.
                        
                            <div id="ubcOpenCollectionsWidgetDisplay">
                            <script id="ubcOpenCollectionsWidget"
                            src="{[{embed.src}]}"
                            data-item="{[{embed.item}]}"
                            data-collection="{[{embed.collection}]}"
                            data-metadata="{[{embed.showMetadata}]}"
                            data-width="{[{embed.width}]}"
                            async >
                            </script>
                            </div>
                        
                    
IIIF logo Our image viewer uses the IIIF 2.0 standard. To load this item in other compatible viewers, use this url:
http://iiif.library.ubc.ca/presentation/cdm.ubysseynews.1-0123828/manifest

Comment

Related Items