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 Players Cast
Spring Play
CAST FOR THIS year's spring
plait "Berkley Square," was announced Tuesday in the Gre3n
Room, Every one of the actors
has had previous experience in
the Players Club except Norma
Bloom, who, as Helen Pettigrew,
plays the female lead. She is a
freshette.
Peter Standish will be played by
Art Hill, an ex-serviceman. Art
is a member of long standing with
the Mummers. He took part in
"Candida" in 1941, and "The Rivals" In 1942. He was three years in
the air force. He is doing a lot of
work in various radio shows.
The rest of the Pettigrew family,
Tom, Lady Ann and Kate, are
played by George Baldwin, Beverly Wilson and Joyce Harmen.
John Nieuwdrop takes over the
role of Mr. Throstle, while Don
McDougal and Jim Argue play the
Ambassador and Mr. Clinton. Joan
McCallum is the maid.
COMMITTEES NAMED
Heads of the committeas in
charge are: stage manager, Chester Taylor; make-up, Adrienne
Cools; costumes, Felicity Coope;
property, Robin Little; courtesy
and invitations, Helen Wood;
tickets, John Newman and Strow-
an Robertson; faculty tickets,
Judy Jardine; advertisement and
publication, June Gava; tour manager, Joy Coghill.
Plans are on the fire for a tour
of 16 towns in the Interior with
"Berkley Square." Tentative dates
for the showing of the play on the
campus are March 19-23 inclusive.
—Ubyssey photon by Tom Hatcher
ALTAR PIECE FOR EDMONTON.    Shown above are
scenes from the Players' Club Fall effort "Altar Piece" which
go to Edmonton February 1 and 2 for the first inter-varsity
drama festival ever held in Western Canada.
(See story page 3)
MARDI GRAS WILL OPEN
AT COMMODORE TONIGHT
Three Fools Will
Act At Soph Hop
ONE OF THE good things fi-
sulting from finally getting an
Arts executive elected is the
Sophomore class party being held
in the Armory on January 31 from
9 p.m. to 1 p.m.
For sophs, admission is free, but
if a soph male brings an outside
woman he has to pay 50c. Likewise If a girl of the soph class
brings a non-soph man, she has
to pay for him. Students are asked
to pick up their tickets before
January 31.
There will be lefreshments,
prizes, §nd some sort of entertainment at' intermission.
"Three men are going to get up
and make fools o? themselves —
and they're not Jokers either,"
said Nora Clarke, 2nd-year Arts
president.
Dave McLellan* and his orchestra will be featured.
MARDI GRAS hits the Commodore  tonight!
Sponsored by twelve fraternities
and nine sororities, the most
glamorous, most talked-of formal
of   the   college   year   will   begin
tonight.
The   silver   fox    cape    will    be
raffled   off this   evening,  and   the
remaining   thirty    prizes  will   be
drawn for on Friday evening.
CROWNED FRIDAY
The lucky girl who is elected
queen will be crowned Friday
evening, but the tsn queens, Including a girl from each of the
sororities and a representative of
the Frosh year, will be paraded"
both evenings.
By four o'clock on Tuesday after-
noon, there were fifty tickets left
tor Thursday evening, but the
tickets for Friday have all been
sold.
Ole Olson and Dave McLelland
and their bands will both be featured:  the food — chicken.
The committee includes Audrey
Buchanan and Don N^wson, co-
chairmen; "Booty" Hebb, raffles;
Don Mann, dance tickets; and Buzz
Walker,   decorations.
Tho raffle prizes are:
GRAND PRIZE: Squirrel Coat.
FIRST PRIZE: Silver Fox Scarf.
Fur trimmed^ short coat, man's
pig-skin bag, miniature, man's
tailor made suit, grey suit, winter
white dinner dress, cocktail dress,
watch, afternoon dress, $25 gift
certificate, tweed slack suit,
cashmere sweater, cometlc set, pig
skin hand bag, house coat, gift
certificate, house coat, $12.50 gift
certificate, lady's hand bag, Cape
Cod fire lighter, length of skirt
tweed, bathing suit, 6 pair silk
hose, 2 Tooke shirts, gift certifl-
cat.\ blouse, ski cap, theatre
tickets, blazer.
CHEMIST HOP
FEBRUARY 15
DATE OF THE annual dance of
UBC Chapter, Chemical Institute
of Canada, has been set as February 15, Ross Stewart, prssident
of the chapter, stated yesterday.
For members of the chapter and
their friends orny, tt will be in tiie
Brock Hall snack bar at 8:30 p.m.
Upper-yaar chemistry students
make up the chapter.
issinq Articles
ARMY HUTS FIRE HAZARD
CLAIMS VETERAN CHIEF
MILITARY HUTS on the campus
are an extreme fire hazard, Chief
O. J. Lister of the University Area
Fire Department warned students
yesterday, following his return
from four years' military service.
Basing his statement on personal
experience, he declared that this
type of hut was totally destroyed
in from five to eight minutes after
catching fire.
DEBERT DISASTER
As senior fire protection officer
of the three services, Chief Lister
investigated the great fire at Camp
Debert in 1942, which was fought
in sub-zero weather for 39 hours.
He also investigated large fires at
Camp Borden, Regina and Jasper.
A familiar figure on thc campus
since 1928, Chief lister was given
leave of absence from his post to
accept the position of army fire
marshal with the rank of Lieutenant-Colonel, AQMG, HQ Staff,
Ottawa, in January, 1942.
There he set up the army's fire
protection organization,
As head of the fire protection
service he directed the designing
of a standard army fire truck when
he found it impossible to obtain
civilian fire equipment. Sixty-two
of these vehicles were made in the
RCASC workshops at Ottawa.
These trucks and a jeep fire truck
for use on difficult terrain brought
wide recognition to Chief Lister
in the United States as well as
Canada,
Clutter Office
UNLESS STUDENTS soon claim
a large quantity of lost articles
turned in to the AMS offlos, AMS
workers will have to carry out a
housecleanlng program to reduce
the accumulation, Garry Miller,
Student Council treasurer, declared
yesterday.
"The accumulation is getting
larger all the time," he reported
to The Ubyssey. "Please tell the
students to come and look it over."
LOOK IN AMS
He believes that many students
did not know that articles found
on the campus were brought to
the AMS office to be claimed.
Other students who had inquired
for lost articles might find that
they had now been turned in, he
said.
The collection, Miller said, Includes numerous textbooks, slide-
rules, scarves, girls' kerohiefs,
spectacles, pens and pencils, lecture notes, gloves, compacts,
lighters — and service men's discharge  buttons.
The motley collection had become too big for    the   available
.■•pace, Miller stated.
TfoWifMUf
vol. xxvra
VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 1946
No. 37
TWO BROCK BUILDINGS FOR UBC
power failure Council Plans $100,000 Loan    thunderbird
AIDS LECTURE
ONE PROFESSOR of history on
thc campus has found that overworked dynamos udd dramatic
impact to his lectures.
Speaking to an English History
class on thc Napoleonic wars, the
lirofcssor quoted a British statesman's famous saying: "Thc lamps
arc going out in Europe."
At his words, the lighting of thc
Arts building blacked out, due lo
;» power failure.
Jokers May Roll
On Mall; May Not
A ROLLER SKATING Marathon
is the latest project of the Joker's
Club, tentatively scheduled for the
end of February.
"Although we have received
permission from the Student's
Council, we haven't seen the Provincial Police," said Bill Tate, co-
organizer of the Marathon with
Bill Dunbar,
"Present plans are to hold the
Marathon on the Mall, February
27 from 9 a.m. until 1 p.m., when
the winners will be named and
prizes awarded", he said.
MALINS DOUBTS
Constable E. M. Malins, of the
Provincial Police, said he had not
yet been approached by the club
for permission.
"However the interference which
would be caused to traffic makes
this a matter for the Department
of PubUc Works."
He expressed doubt that the Mall
as a location for the affair would
be approved.
The Jokers plan to have every
fraternity, sorority and organized
group on the campus enter a team
ot eight skaters. Each team will
have one or two If its members on
the Mall the entire four hours.
"We have just started to organize. We plan to pitch a big Army
tent ,in the parking lot and lots of
other things," said Tate.
Groundhogs Will
Appear Here Feb. I
CELEBRATION of Groundhog
Eve under thc slogan "Ground a
Hag for the Groundhog Gallop"
has been organized for .February
1 by members of the Newman
Club.
Dancing to the music of Joe
Micelli and his ■oand will get
under way in the main lounge of
Brock Hall at 9 p.m., and will last
an hour after midnight, long
enough for the shy groundhog to
decide If he will officially declare
the opening of spring on the
campus.
ONE BUCK
The dance, sponsored by the
Newman Club, is open to all students' at a price of a dollar per
couph. Refreshments will be
served.
Tickets may be obtained from
any member of the club executive,
and from Leo Carry, Paul Delaney,
Alan Beesley, Joyce Carr, Anita
Chlsholm, Bill Fenn, Joan Moore,
Pat Stamatls, and Frank Murphy.
From Students For More Space
CALLING for a flood of student suggestions for expansion of Brock Hall facilities, Garry Miller, AMS treasurer,
revealed Tuesday that the planned expansion will not entail
a mere addition to the present building but will be a second
building, probably of larger size.
"The  Student  Council  plans  to        ^	
FIRST ISSUE of the UBC
Thunderbird will appear on the
campus February 1. It will contain 34 pages and sell for 25 cents.
Two thousand copies will be
printed.
Contributions will now be
jicceptcd for the second issue which
will be published March 15.
float a bond issue to finance the
expansion," he declared. "Wc
would bs able to float a loan of at
least $100,000, and probably could
make one of up to $150,000."
Tiie present Brock Hall wa.s
built on a bond issue of $80,000
floated in 1939. This will all bo
paid off in two years, probably
sooner, Miller disclosed.
Original plans were to pay off
that loan in 11 years by a three
dollar addition to each student's
AMS fee. Increased enrollment
has meant that only $16,000 remains to be paid off.
Continuation of the three dollar
tax would be ample to pay off the
proposed larger loan ln an 11-year
period in view of the size of the
studsnt body, Miller said.
Pointing out that the method of
financing the new building made
It the students' property, Miller
said the AMS committee preparing
plans for the expansion would
welcome suggestions of all kinds
from students, especially those <>f
the first and second years who
would be here to use It.
Because of the continuing dlfft-
cutty of getting building materials,
Miller could not forecast when the
new Brock Hall could be built.
However, he thought construction
could start late next year.
The committee working on the
plans would like to present details to city architects within a
month, Miller said. The committee
i3 meeting weekly and would give
full consideration to all suggestions received.
Approved by the Student Council on Monday night was the committee's suggested priority listing
for facilities proposed for the extension.
SPOT ONE
Given first priority are: cabaret-
style dance floor, 75 by 135 feet.
amphitheatre to accommodate 250
persons, a salon for 30 persons and
another for 80, a Totem office, 16
clubrooms including an executive
room open to all clubs, a Mamooks
room, a darkroom for the Ubyssey,
and catering facilities.
In second place are: a game
room for cards, chess, billiards
and tabla tennis; a rehearsal room,
living quarters for the proctor,
and a dance floor 30 by 30 feet for
club functions.
Placed last are: a banquet hall
60 by 85 feet, a barber shop, employment bureau office and a
workshop.
Location of .the new building
would be east of the present Brock
HaU.
Brock Hall measures 191 by
102% feet. The main lounge Is
50 by 98 feet. After construction
of the new building, the lounge
would no longer be used for
dances.
Expressing regret that the Present building does not have a full
basement. Miller said the committee wanted one in the new
l.uilding.
Miller revealed that when Student Council discussed proposals
for the new building, some members questioned whether a cabaret-
stlye floor would be desirable here.
One member suggested small
rooms opening off the main floor,
which could be used for meetings
in daytime.
Aggie Brawl Set
For January 27
ON JANUARY 27 the Aggies
are once again getting together for
their annual barn dance, This
year's party will be in the White
Rose Ballroom. Gordon Bell, 4th-
year president, expects an attendance of 400.
As in former years the accepted
dress will be the oldest clothes
you have. There will be a prize
for the most disreputable costume.
Prizes will also be given for the
best contestant in a male leg show.
Dancing will be mostly modern
with a few square dances thrown
in. Part of Dave McLelland's band
will be there to do the musical
honors, and Dr. Laird, professor in
agronomy and honorary president
of the 4th-year Aggie executive,
will represent the faculty.
In order to give 4th-year Aggie
students first chance for the dance,
only those students whose names
are on the list of students of this
year will be given tickets.
LUTHER CLUB
FORMS AT UBC
FORMATION of a branch of the
Lutheran Students' Association of
America will be carried out at a
meeting of Lutheran UBC students at 12:30 on January 28 in
stitution will be prepared.
This meeting is the outcome of
an informal dinner given by the
Lutheran students on the campus
on behalf of Miss Betty Garlton,
field representative of America, on
December 7. Miss Garlton outlined the purposes of the LSAA.
A committee was formed at that
time to make a canvass of the
Lutheran students and do the
preliminary work towards the formation of a branch of tho organization at UBC.
All Lutheran students at UBC
are automatically members of the
LSAA and are entitled to be
present at the meeting on January
28.
Pre-Fab Homes
For Veterans,
Legion Goal
ONE HUNDRED pre-fabricated
vhouses for married student veterans are the goal of a new housing
drive by the University Canadian
Legion housing committee.
Located near the university, the
houses would be pre-fabricated,
portable dwellings, similar to the
Allison Rehabilitation house now
on display on the North Shore.
They would contain four rooms,
n large modern kitchen, a bathroom with shower, a bedroom and
u living room. Rent would be
approximately 20 dollars a month.
The houses could be built at the
rate of one a day.
Before plans for the project can
be carried further the committee,
under John MacKenzie and Dave
Brousson, must have definite Information as to the number of students interested.
A meeting for all married veterans Interested in the scneme will
be held in Applied Science 100 at
noon January 29.
One hundred names of persons
interested in the project must be
in the hands of the committee before the proposal will be considered by the authorities.
AIEE HONOURS
PROF. M.cLEOD
PROFESSOR H. J. MACLEOD,
OBE, Professor and Head of the
Department of Mechanical and
Electrical Engineering at the University of British Columbia, has
been elected a Fellow in the American Institute of Electrical Engineers, it was announced Tuesday
from the President's office.
There is only one other man in
Western Canada to have been so
honoured by this noted organization. He is Mr. J. G. Glascow,
Manager of the Winnipeg Hydro
Electric.
McGILL GRAD
Professor MacLeod, a graduate
of McGill, obtained his M Sc degree
from Alberta, MA and PhD from
Harvard. Up to the time of. his
appointment to the staff at UBC
he was a professor of Electrical
Engineering at Alberta.
He served overseas in the last
war, and at Alberta was commanding officer of the COTC
contingent.
In 1944 Professor MacLeod was
awarded the OBE for outstanding
work in research connected with
naval affairs.
Ubyssey Poll Finds 73.5% Against
Students Against Full Political Page In Paper
MOST UBC STUDENTS think
The Ubyssey should not throw
open a full page to student political opinion in preference to campus news stories.
Of 500 students queried in a poll
completed by The Ubyssey this
week, 73.5 per cent answered "No"
to the proposal. Eleven per cent
said "Yes" and the balance were
undecided.
Comments on the suggestion
ranged from "The Ubyssey should
keep away from politics" to "A
full page of political news would
be a very good thing."
A student-veteran suggested that
one Ubyssey edition each week
could be made "political." Another student suggested a regular
half-page of political news.
YES OR NO
Other suggestions: "Publish
more political news for the benefit   of  students."    "Don't  have   a
political page, but publish a few
columns touching on politics."
"The Ubyssey is for news."
Attitudes to the proposal varied
from emphatic aproval, to a belief that some increase in political
news would Ste good, to emphatic
disapproval.
Several students said, "I Ilka
The Ubyssey the way It is."
The Ubyssey has a wide reading
public, the poll revealed. Eighty-
eight per cent of the 500 queried
said they read it regularly.
Only 21 percent said they had
attended club and other meetings
on the campus dealing with current problems. Of this minority,
only 46 percent believed the meetings they had attended had shaped
their opinions in any way. Ten
percent were not sure.
Asked whether they were more
interested in campus news stories
or in contributed articles indicating student opinion,  63  per  cent
favored news stories, 24.3 per cent
articles and 12.*l per cent Hked
both equally.
Strong support was given Ubys-
sey's opinion panel. More than 79
per cent approved of it. Students
suggested 18 topics for discussion
on it.
JABEZ TOPS
Asked which features they preferred, students revealed an overwhelming admiration for Jabez,
anonymous author of The Mummery. Ninety-five students mentioned him. Twenty-one mentioned "Beauty-on-the-Spot"; eight,
editorials; seven letters to the
editor, six, Luke Moyls, and six,
the late Mary Ann.
Men as well as women regretted
Mary Ann's passing.
Five students wanted to see a
panel discussion in The Ubysssy
on race prejudice. Several suggested the Japanese question, car
tels, Russia and fraternities for
discuslon.
Other panel topics suggested
v/ere: crime and juvenile delinquency, expansion of UBC, European rehabilitation, Canadian nationalism, employment, chlorination, minorities, Canadian-US
relations, Canadian politics, the
French-Canadian question, the
movement of Canadian university
graduates to the United States, and
raising the standards of UBC.
Limiting of panel contributions
to 200 or 300 words, and limitation
of the length of letters to the
editor, were suggested. Panel contributions by professors as well as
students were suggested.
One student proposed a weekly
poll by The Ubyssey on controversial campus topics.
Publication in The Ubyssey of
more criticism of musicians heard
at UBC was desired by one student. THE UBYSSEY, Thursday, January 24, 1946, Page 2
Visioning Visual Education
.   .   .   EDITORIAL PAGE   .   .   .
The onus is now on education and the
general public, with its tendency to "arm
chair generalize," is diverting its attention
away from atomic battles and boundary
disputes to the topical question of "Who is
going to university, how, what, why, and
where?"
Every "arm chair educator" has conceptions of what the university is doing,
and all have ideas as to how these things
should be done. But some of the most
valuable offerings have come from students
themselves, even if they are addicted to rose-
colored glasses, and we would like to present,
and add to, an editorial sanction of "celluloid
education" presented by the Toronto "Varsity," representative newspaper of the
largest student body in Canada.
The "Varsity" has gone out on an
argumentative limb in intimating that in
many cases the screen and projector could
replace, if not completely, partially, the
professor and the diagrammed text-books.
But the limb won't break, because the
editorial in question has been reinforced by
healthy arguments favoring establishment
of technical and documentary films as an
integral part of the curricula of all Canadian
universities, with special attention given to
engineering and medical courses.
"If several universities were to co-operate, sharing the cost and benefits of educational movies, and the change was made
slowly, it might not cost any more than the
present system" reasons the editorial, which
queries pointedly if "the potentialities of
movies have been recognized by Canadian
universities," and pokes an inquisitive finger
at university authorities with the question
"Will anything be done about the deficiency
at present apparent in our syllabus?"
Visual education does not appear
neglected "west of the Rockies," and
a documentary film being prepared by
the extension department of the university
about the expansion of the university itself
is perhaps the "thin edge of the celluloid
wedge" here. The film, sponsored by the
university, will be distributed throughout
the province to high school groups' to
convince people who "don't believe a thing
until they see it," that education is essential
and the University of British Columbia can
provide that education.
The next steps for the university should
be, first, the presentation of scientific and
documentary films produced, if the idea
"catches," by other Canadian universities
and such groups as the National Film Board;
and secondly, the production of educational
films here. We have the potentialities and
the slogan, "A projection-room lecture
theatre for every permanent building" may
well be seized upon by students.
As the editorial sums up, the fundamental advantages of visual education remain,
for "In the fraction of a second during which
a scene changes $. movie could take the
spectator to any part of the infinitesimally
small world in which bacteria, atoms, and
the theory of the calculus exist."
An exchange of documentary educational films between all the universities in the
world is the ideal.
The Gauntlet Is Hurled
Outdistancing by far any other news
story this week in news value, is, we feel,
the Publications Board challenge to the
Students Council to a quiet and slightly
athletic noon hour game of basketball. The
verbal gauntlet has been hurled down, and
the contest, long and eagerly-awaited university tradition and always won by the
Publications Board, is, as the sporting
authors say, "on".
However, Students must decide for
themselves beforehand whether or not they
are in favor of increasing Students Council
membership again this year. In an effort
to stem the tide of Publications Board
basketball victories, council members have
called for larger councils, with the result
that this year a Social Coordinator and
Sophomore Member were added to council
ranks.    One, an ex-Pubster disloyal to the
clan, has fifth column infiltration duties.
Students may quell the increase of
council members, which may only end when
all undergraduates except pubsters are
councillors, by circulating petitions on the
campus to the effect that council may not
be authorized to call for future increase of
membership in the face of impending Publications Board basketball victories. This
will guarantee that the freedom of the press
may be safeguarded from a preponderance
of councillors.
The situation, is, as we see it, in our
usually unbiased fashion, "crucial." Students must choose between freedom of the
press  and preposterous preponderance of
councillors.
Admission will be charged at the door
and proceeds donated to a worthless cause.
f
a voice rrom queoec
b.
PUBLISHED below is an exchange
editorial written for The Varsity, student
newspaper of The University of Toronto, by
Paul Vaillancourt jr. of the University of
Montreal's Le Quartier Latin, and translated
from the French by another U of M student,
Marcel Reid.
The Ubyssey reprints it here in the
interests of better inter-provincial relationships.
*   *   *   *
A question to the forefront in our University at the present time is the formation
of relationships with other universities.
Furthermore, we have decided to establish
at U of M a foreign relationship department,
to make our university known and to exchange opinions on questions of the day.
We are convinced that these relationships
should not be kept at a half-sincere handshaking level.
To make these contacts profitable, we
should discuss not the ideas on which we
are united, but those on which we are
divided. And we shall not be surprised if
there are many that fall in the latter category.
Unity Is Crucial
Surely one of the first problems to be
discussed will be the problem of National
Unity; and on this subject we at Montreal
have ideas of our own. We have been
hearing of it ever since we were old enough
to read the Star, without asking ourselves
what it signified.
There live beside one another in Canada
two great nations, each with its own religion,
culture, language, and aspirations. We believe that, with all the good will in the world,
a single nation cannot be mashed out of these
heterogeneous elements. Nor would such a
feat be of any advantage, either for the one
culture or for the other; for the personality
of each would suffer in proportion as unity
was achieved.
What is the use of talking perpetually
about achieving National Unity by this old,
unprofitable and impossible formula? Let
us leave the politicians to wrangle over that
method of meaningless compromise.
In our relationships with other universities, we shall look less for unanimity than for
good friendship and mutual understanding.
For without agreeing with the thoughts and
actions of another person, one can understand and even sympathize with his motives.
We intend that these exchanges of ideas
shall be sincere, and free from racial or
religious prejudices. We shall not try to
convince our friends that Quebec is the
centre of the world, nor shall we in turn be
ready to believe that Toronto is.
No Melting-Pot
We do not believe, for example, that the
only way towards a good solution involves
a basic handbook of Canadian History designed not to hurt anyone's feelings and
directed by an exclusively Canadian ideal.
We do not want to forget our past, because
to forget our past would be to deny our
history. Those who have died and have
suffered to obtain our rights shalrSiot receive
this insult.
Meanwhile, we are ready to face the future
with confidence, because we see among the
younger generation some unambiguous
wishes for good friendship. May those
wishes of good friendship become concrete
and real.
Thanks to these exchanges of ideas among
students of Canadian universities, we hope
to see some day our two distinct nationalities,
each saving its own character, both inspired
by the same strictly Canadian ideal, having
the same flag and working together to the
expansion of Canada.
PAUL VAILLANCOURT JR.
Nika Turn-Turn
By VAN PERRY
ONE of the quainter aspects of life on the campus came
to light the other day, when we discovered that The Ubyssey's
regular Thursday issue comes out on Saturday.
This puts us all in a heck of a spot.   Sunday dinners are
going to be eaten on Tuesday, which  is a meatless day.
Hermine, put that can of Spam right back in the cupboard:
we <*an't have Sunday dinner until Wednesday this year.
WEEKENDS 	
Even worse, weekends falling on
Monday and Tuesday as they now
do, hapless undergraduates won't
have any weekly break. This will
not apply to honor students and
graduates, as any Joker realizes
they work all the time.
It pains me to realize that the
work I do on Tuesday and Wednesday is going to be old stuff, because I really did it on Monday
and Tuesday, and the results don't
become apparent umil Thursday
because that's when our Issue
comes out.
And then, when at the last moment I think all is sweet harmony
again, I remember that it won't
appear at all until Saturday, because Thursdays now come on
Saturdays, and Saturdays falling
on Mondays as we are assured
they must, that brings us to next
week, and I have to start in all
over again.
WEAK ENDS
The shade of an old gentleman
named Gregory is by this time
turning over In his hallowed bed
no more than our poor brains are
whirling here In tiie offce.
At the risk of another catflt
from the correspondent who has
precipitated this diurnal calamity,
we must carry the matter out in
logic to the bi!;?r end.
Take, for example, midnight.
Now it isn't midnight any more:
it's two o'clock in the morning,
of all things! The dear old witching hour has gone all to pot, forsooth. And already there are
ominous rumors that sweet young
things all through the city are going on strike.
Youngsters coming under the
ten bells curfew law are hopping
mad, spitting Are. They have to
be in by eight now, to comply
with the New Order of "LJ.C."
This smacks of totalitarianism,
and they don't like it.
DAWN PATROL
Think of it. You get up at six-
thirty, yawning happily to your
self "Well, I'll certainly make
that eight-thirty this morning."
And then, in ths middle of your
matutinal orange, you realize with
a chill that you're already half an
hour late, because It was eight-
thirty when you got up at six-
thirty.
Well, all right. Take it in
months. Aunt Lizzie's birthday
comes on ths fourth of February.
But she's had it, because that
came on the sixth of December,
and worse than being two months
and two days old, it's last year,
and that was 1943 because it was
1945.
So here we are, all happy and
gay in the Twentieth Century.
Only we aren't, really. This has
to be the Twenty Sscond Century,
and we've all been blown to blazes
because Einstein's third grandson
committed an error in judgment
with a refinement of the atomic
bomb 'way back in 2032.
NO, NOT YET
But it is even more confusing
than that. The calendar, one remaining, stable prop in this whirling nightmare of our New Reality
and Age of Reason, tells us this
• is 1946. So we are living two hundred ysars ago in the 1740's, and
the American revolution hasn't
even happened yet. Truman ought
to be happy about that.
So today isn't today, because it's
the day after tomorrow, and if
this is Thursday which is Saturday it has to ba Tuesday because
Tuesday is Thursday. What's
more, today, being the day after
tomorrow, is also the day before
yesterday, which is what today
was when it is today.
And if you don't belhve it, just
look up the Letters to the Editor
in Tuesday's — no, Thursday's —
no, it must be Sunday's Ubyssey.
Well, anyway, the issue just before this one. Psrsonally, I'm
going back to the good old-fashioned way.
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AMERICAN CAMPUS NOTES
EUGENE, Ore. — Male veterans
many men on the campus of University of Oregon are wearing a
combination of GI attire and civilian clothes, the Oregon Daily Emerald states: "Portions of the GI
uniform have definite advantages
ever civilian typos.
EUGENE, Ore.-*».jgistration at
University of Oregon was expected
to pass 3200 this term, a figure
more than 78 per cent above last
year's winter-term enrollment.
MADISON — The University of
Wisconsin faculty has barred all
new out-of-state, non-veteran students from the school during the
next semester which begins January 22.
The action was taken because of
housing shortage in Madison. It
said the measure is only temporary.
Exceptions will be made for students appointed to teaching or
research asslstantships, scholarships and fellowships carrying
compensation.
Exceptions also will be made for
wives and husbands of students
who are admitted, for students
with a bachelors degree 'and a
high grade average, and for foreign students who enter the university direct from their countries.
LETTERS To
The Editor
Beauty and Child
Dear Madam:
Barbara Smith, in her Beauty-
On-The-Spot column of January
IP, overlooked one important aspect of her views in favour of
women graduating.
Women bear children. And because they bear children they,
more than anyone else, play the
major part in rearing their children. Therefore, who will normally make the better mother, the
better companion—she who has
had but meagre education and
narrow scope in life, or the woman who has a deep particular
knowledge and a wide general
knowledge, who has seen much of
life and letters, if only vicariously,
the woman ,in short, who is cultured?
In over twenty years of maturity spent in three continents the
present writer has yet to meet the
children of a mother who was a
university graduate, who were
not themselves above the average
in intellect, poise—culture in general.
A.E.H.C.
PALO ALTO. California - Another group is being heard from
on tho atomic energy question.
This time it's college students.
Students at Stanford University
have formed the Student Association for atomic energy — the
first campus organization designed
to promote international control
of the energy.
The group — which has approval
of the Stanford faculty executive
council — plans to lobby congressional and United Nations authorities.
EUGENE, Ore. — Reporting that
attending University of Oregon
have been asked to sign petitions
posted on the campus asking for
permission to organize a veterans'
organization. Petitions will be
presented to the dean of men, who
will arrange a meewng of veterans.
VANCOUVER, B.C, THE UBYSSEY, Thursday, January 24, 1946, Page 3
DR. MACKENZIE ACCEPTS KICK-OFF BID
LSE Elections
Due Feb. 14
ALL CANDIDATES for LSE
presidency must make their
speeches on February 14 at the
regular noon meeting of the LSE.
Fred Lipsett, president for
1945-6, will preside. Candidates
must be members of a club and
must have their applications
signed by at least 10 students who
are also members of a campus
club.
The speeches axe expected to
take approximately half of the
meeting time. Candidates must
conform to the election laws previously printed In The Ubyssey.
For the remainder of the program
Lipsett plans to present a report
on the past year's work and hold
a discmssion on future activities
of the LSE.
Two NewJAwards
Open TojStudents
TWO RECENTLY established
awards which do not appear in the
current University Calendar but
are open to students of the present
session were announced Tuesday
by the President's office.
They are the Canadian Pulp and
Paper Association Fellowship and
the Essay Prize In International
Relations.
The Canadian Pulp and Paper
Association, Western Branch, Vancouver, offers a fellowship of flOOO
renewable annually and tenable at
the University of British Columbia,
to' students who are planning a
career in some field related to
Forestry.
RESEARCH ABILITY
Winners of this award must have
high scholastic standing and ability
to do research.
During the tenure of the fellowship they are expected to undertake graduate study and pursue
investigations of some problem
approved by the Department of
Forestry.
The award will be made by the
Senate on the recommendation of
the Department of Forestry. Applications, on forms available at
the Registrar's office, must- be
submitted not later than March
15th.
ESSAY PRIZE
The Essay Prize in International
Relations is valued at $30, provided
from the income of a trust fund
established by an anonymous
donor.
It will be awarded to third or
fourth year undergraduates for an
essay in the field of International
Relations, on a subject to be
approved by the Department of
Economics, Political Science and
Sociology and by the Department
of History.
No candidate will be allowed to
write on a subject closely related
to that of his graduating essay.
The award will be made for the
session 1945-46 on recommendation
of the heads of the departments
concerned. Essays must be submitted by April 10th, 1946. If no
student reaches the required standard, the award will be withheld.
DAL WORKS FOR
VETS' HOUSING
HALIFAX, Jan. 24-(CUP)-
• Recently appointed housing committee of Dalhousie Veterans Association last week formulated
plans which are expected to alleviate housing shortage in Halifax
as it effects married veterans now
enrolled  at Dalhousie.
Through a series of questionnaires and personal interviews,
the committee plans to make an
accurate survey of the situation on
the campus and approach civic
authorities with the information
in an effort to obtain priority for
married  veterans.
The committee plans to investigate unoccupied service barracks
with a view to acquisition by
Dalhousie.
PROF. GOING TO
FORESTRY MEET
DR. B. G. GRIFFITH, of the
Forestry Department, will represent the Vancouver Section of the
Canadian Society of Forest Engineers at their regular annual meeting next month at Regina.
Tiie society invited UBC to send
a student delegate to the conference. However, Garry Miller, AMS
treasurer, said yesterday that the
Student Council had decided it
was not justified in granting AMS
funds for a delegate who would
represent only a Minority ol students.
DR. N. A. M. MacKENZIE
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New Home In View
For Glider Men
THUNDERBIRD Gliding and
Soaring Club will be able to move
Into a hut behind the forest products laboratory — when the hut
is erected.
Dr. G. M. Shrum, housing coordinator at UBC, xold Frank
Woodward, club president, yesterday, that the club would be able
to have the proposed hut near the
laboratory insteay of one near the
agricultural buildings.
THIS SPRING
Woodward said the club hoped
to be able to move to the new hut
this spring. At present the club
is building its second glider in a
hut at Acadia Camp — and that
hut Is needed for living accommodation.
The club's first glider should be
ready for a trywai within a month,
Woodward reported. This and the
second one being built are of the
primary type. A more advanced
model will be made later.
Today at 12:30 In AS202, the
club will hear a talk on gliding
and soaring in Canada and the
United States, by Johnny Watts,
Vancouver enthusiast.
CLASSIFIED
NOTICE: Legion meeting will be
held Monday, Jan. 28, at 12:30, In
the auditorium at which the Branch
Charter will be presented. Speakers
will be Dr. N. A. M. MacKenzie
end Provincial Command Legion
officials.
MEETING: VOC general meeting, noon Friday, January 25, in
ApS202.
NOTICE: Pre-Optometry Club -
Election of Executive and Club
Plans. Arts 102, 12:30 Friday, Jnn.
25th.
NOTICE: Anyone interested in
forming a car-chain, Kerrisdalo
District, earliest lecture 8:30 a.m.,
phone KE1257R, ask for John.
LOST: Will finder of black
zipper wallet containing identification please keep money but return wallet. If finder wants wallet
too, would he please put pictures
and credentials hi an envelope and
leave at AMS office.
LOST: Blue Parker eversharp
pencil, January 21, between 10th
nnd Sasamat and campus. Phone
Mary, AL2031L.
LOST: Pair of rimmed glasses
in a Woodwards case. Finder please
leave at the Ubyssey sports desk.
LOST: Discharge button Number
322822. Please return to Legion
office or phone ALma 0172R.
LOST: Pink jade Chinese ring.
Valuable for sentimental reasons
only.   Return to AMS office.
LOST: Plaid cosmetic bag containing sterling compact and pen,
on Jan. 21 at noon in Caf. Return
to Gale Vosper or AMS office.
LOST: Deluxe lighter, on bus,
Saturday morning. Finder please
turn in to AMS office.
FOUND: One gent's ticket for
Mardi Gras for Thursday night.
Apply to the Pub.
FOUND: Watch with the initials
"R. C." engraved on the back.
Owner may please call for and
identify at Gym office.
FOR SALE: 1 typewriter, 14 inch
Underwood overhand. Price $60.00.
R. Stelner, Pub office.
Oregon Men Like
Women Untamed
And Uneducated
MALE STUDENTS at the University of Oregon apparenUy are
a little leary of educating women
in the domestic arts. This statement rises out of speculation over
a headline in the Oregon Dally
Emerald recently:
Co-ed Says Education Needed
for Marriage;
Man Views Russian
Territorial Acquisitions
Could be the Man was wondering
if Russia's territorial acquisitions
were great enough for him to hide
in?
Hara-Kiri, Murder Rife
In Social Strife At UBC
STUDENT COUNCIL members threatened hara-kiri,
and President N. A. M. MacKenzie agreed to kick off, when
Publications Board members today issued a challenge to
authority on the campus.
The issue an se over traditional
Fub-Council battles, usually settled
on the basketball court in the
gymnasium. A Pub spokesman
offered the customary courtly
challenge of the newshawk faction.
WON'T TALK
"I won't say anything," quavered
Allan Ainsworth, leader of the
Elephantine Eleven.
"I won't say we aren't afraid,
either. But I'll see if anyone on
Council has nerve enough to take
the matter up."
"You'll talk - right now," riposted Pubsters. "We demand a
reply within two minutes."
There foUowed an embarrassed
silence from Ainsworth. The
silence continues.
"Students' Council has again
demonstrated its ability to get all
tied up in red tape over nothing,"
commented Mardee Dundas, editor-
in-chief of the Pub. "We are
going to show them just what it
means to get into red tape,"
Ainsworth looked longingly at
the hara-kiri knife hanging by a
thread over his chair. Garry
Miller, Nancy Pitman, Ted Kirk-
patrick, and ex-pubster Cal Whitehead also gazed longingly at the
knife.
OKAY BY PRESIDENT
President N. A. M. MacKenzie,
approached by a Pub spokesman,
agreed to kick off —if and when
the paperboys' challenge is taken
up.
"Kick off at a basketball game?"
the President queried. "Why, I
would be delighted, if I am available."
Glowing with the support of Dr.
MacKenzie, the Publications Board
offers the following challenge, to
forestall any further squirming on
the hook which can be expected
from Council as a mere matter of
course:
STATEMENT
"WHEREAS it is known to all
ond sundry that Students' Council
is an assortment of sissies,
"And WHEREAS it is known
that no Councillor has the brains
to pick a walnut,
"And WHEREAS it has become
necessary for the good of their
immortal souls that all Council
members be summarily chastised,
"And WHEREAS the Publications
Board is just the guy to do it,
Loafer Tied Up
In Bag at U of T
TORONTO, Jan. 22.-(CUP)-
Lazy boyfriends seem to be popular at the University of Toronto,
although they are badly mistreated
at times.
This classified ad was recently
run In The Varsity, U. of T.'s student paper:
LOST: In room 101, Zoology
Bldg., Mon., 11 a.m., paper bag
containing 2 new pairs of lady's
rubbers and one loafer. Please,
leave at least the loafer at S.A.C.
office, or phone KI. .
SURPRISE!
LATEST contribution to the fund
of college jokes about professorial
ataent-mlndedness comes from a
recent UBC class in history.
It seems the professor in question
had a good deal of writing to do
on the blackboard. He worked at
it, off and on, for the better part
of half an hour, while he lectured.
The class became increasingly
restless: history seemed to be turning into a joke. Finally the professor turned and looked at the
blackboard. Then he stared at his
fingers.
He had been writing with a
cigarette.
Montreal Vets
Meet; Discuss
Employment
MONTREAL, Jan. 24-(CUP) -
Action to implement the proposals
and the resolutions of the first
National Conference of Student
Veterans will be taken when the
executives of all the Montreal
Universities Veterans' Societies
meet at McGill to consider ways
and means to bring tnese proposals
into effect.
Four Montreal universities will
be represented.
A suggestion that will be put
forward at this meeting is a proposed plan to contact all local
branches of the Canadian Legion,
trade unions,' rehabilitation committees, and other pertinent organizations, with a view to start-
. ing a publicity campaign designed
to bring into effect some of the
main resolutions of the National
Conference—full employment and
housing.
"BE IT KNOWN to all and
sundry (and particularly to Ainsworth) that the Publications Board,
in the interests of the GOOD
SPORTSMANSHIP WHICH IT
HAS ALWAYS UPHELD, does
offer and demand reply to a
CHALLENGE which,
"BE IT KNOWN is traditional on
the campus of this University, said
CHALLENGE to read as is hereinafter set forth:
"1. That Students' Council throw
off the tolls of red tape, for one
hour at least;
"2. That Students' Council meet
members of the Publications Board
on the basketball court of the
University gymnasium at a date
and hour to be mutually agreed
upon;
"3. That the outcome of the game
shall decide forever the relative
superiority of the two bodies;
"4. That the game be played
under Conference Rules of Basketball, and that each team be suitably attired therefor;       "
"5. That no member of Council
who has formerly served on the
Publications Board be allowed to
play against that group if he has
defaulted from its service for a
period of less than twelve months,
ns provided In the Conference Rules
hereinbefore mentioned;
"6. That Publications Board
appointees shall referee, keep time,
and keep score of the game to be
played;
"7. And lastly, that Students'
Council shall reply without demur
to any of the conditions of this
CHALLENGE within a period of
seven days from date, or forfeit
the match."
Signed:
THE PUBLICATIONS BQARD
Sophs Get Fifth
Inter-A Victory
UBC SOPHS squeezed out a
tight 24-23 decision over Arrows
A at the King Ed Gym on Tuesday
night to nub their fifth win in
weight  starts.
In a game which featured a hectic mixture of zone and man-toman defence and a dearth of scoring, the Studes managed to build
up a slender lead that materialized
into a 24-21 count with a minute
to go.
At that point the lid blew off,
and an epidemic of expetives from
the bench gave the Miltonmen an
opportunity to narrow the margin
with a brace of fouls. This they
did, and the scoreboard read 24-23;
however, the tension backfired
and the Arrcws muffeo another
free throw whicn mad been
awarded them on a technical pretext, blowing their chances for
overtime.
Drama Festival
At Edmonton
EDMONTON, Jan. 24-(CUP)-
Plans are rapidly being completed
for inter-varsity plays to be held
February 1 and 2 in the Convocation Hall here.
Sixteen hundred tickets for two
performances go on sale Saturday.
The plays will be Manitoba's
"Still Stands thejlouse," a tragedy
directed by Mac Price; Alberta's
"Raising the Devil," a light farce
directed by Sydney Flsk;; B.C.'s
"Altar Piece," a heavy drama directed by John Wickkam Barnes;
and Saskatchewan's "To a Dead
Man," a heavy drama directed by
Lucille Alway.
ONE ACT
All are one act plays about
twenty minutes in length.
The main purpose of the meet
Is not competition but exchange
of ideas for future Improvements.
While in Edmonton Presidents
Bill Maxwell, Sask., Jack Duffus,
UBC; Meredith Robinson, Man.,
and Lois McQueen, Alta., will
hold a convention to plan a similar scheme next year.
This festival is the first of its
kind In Western Canada.
Harry Ainsley, Mayor of Edmonton, Premier E. C. Manning,
and Lieut.-Gov. Hon. J. C. Bowen
have been invited to assist in the
reception line.
Monthly Movies
Start Friday Night
FIRST PROGRAM In a monthly
series of film showings being sponsored by the Extension Department at the University Auditorium
will be held on Friday at 8:15 p.m.
Six unusual films will be presented. Feature of the evening's
program is a film entitled "And
Now The Peace" which describes
briefly and clearly the proposals
that have already been made for
a strong international peace organization, and shows how each
of its different sections would
function to eliminate the causes
of war or to crush the first signs
of aggression.
COLOR FILM
"Life on The Western Marshes,"
a color film, deals with the volunteer international organization,
Ducks Unlimited, which is dedicated to safeguarding and increasing North America's waterfowl by conservation and best use
of  waters   in   the  Canadian  West.
Joseph Cotten Is the narrator of
a beautiful color film on Vera
Cruz, which includes shots of
varicoloured flowers, old native
clothes and customs, and the
colourful panorama of the quiet
countryside.
"Ukranlan Winter Holiday," also
included in the program, Is an
unusual pictorial description of
the Christmas festival activities of
the Ukranlan Canadians.
The two flnal films on Friday's
program are a Toonerville Trolley
colored cartoon, and "Meet Mc-
Gonnegal," the story of a World
War I veteran who lost both arms.
The showing is open to the
public and no admission Is
charged.
CLUB AND SOCIETY
Radsoc Goes Daily      Jazz Platter Parade
OFFICIAL opening of daily
broadcasting by University Radio
Society over a campus loudspeaker
network took place at 12:45, Wednesday.
Featured guests of the URS on
the initial broadcast included: AMS
president Allan Ainsworth and Dr.
G. M. Shrum, URS honorary president.
During the past week the URS
technical staff headed by Loyd
Bulmur have been working untold
hours including all night sessions
to eliminate the bug* from the
recently installed control room
equipment.
The control room equipment is
of commercial broadcast standard
and will be used to transmit broadcasts from the university directly
over local stations.
Parliamentary Forum and Jazz
Society sessions will be broadcast following the installation of
rernote equipment.
MODERN SMALL combos will
be spotlighted at today's Jazz So-
viety meeting, according to Secretary Alan Cowie.
Bob Foote will direct the platter
parade, which will feature such
artists at Art Tatum, Mildred
Bailey, Benny Goodman, Lionel
Hampton and "Down Beat" poll-
winner Charlie Shavers.
All members are urged to attend the program in the Brock
stage room at noon.
New students are invited to join.
Fencing Meet
FIRST AND second year fencing
classes will be held for women in
the Fencing Room on Thursdays
at 8:30 and 12:3V, friday at 1:30,
and for the men on Thursday at
9:30 and on Friday at 1:30,
The UBC Fencing Club will hold
all sessions in the Stadium Fehcing
Room on Tuesdays at 12:30 and
Wednesdays at 3:30.
New Radsoc Series        $jgn Board
Half hour weekly dramatic series
on CKMO at 8:30 p.m. Thursdays
are scheduled to start tonight. First
production will be a radio adaptation of Macbeth written and
directed by James Beard.
Tonight's Music From Varsity
show, 10:30 CJOR, features a mixed
voice double quartet and violinist
Tino Genis.
SET DEADLINE
FOR DEBATERS
FROSH WHO WANT to try out
for the UBC-Vlctorla College debate, set for February 13, must
sign up today at the latest on a
list posted on the Parliamentary
Forum notice-board, Arts building.
Topic for the Inter-college debate
is: "Resolved that British Columbia
liquor laws be liberalized to equal
those of England."
Two UBC debaters will travel
to Victoria College and two others
will meet a team of Victoria debaters here.
Allan Roeher, making arrange-'
ments for the debate, said second-
year students wno   were   senior
matriculation   students   last   year
are eligible.
Get Your Red Hot
Bisonburgers Now
WINNIPEG, Jan. 22 - (CUP) -
Publicity committee in charge of
the coming inter-varsity basketball series with Alberta and Sas-
watchewan January 31, February
1, announced that bisonburgers
will be part of student pow-wow
January 29.
Local Chain snack shops, Salisbury House, has agreed to handle
the project. Canada Packers will
supply buffalo meat.
This is being done in honor of
Kanna Keena, new bison mascot
who will officially be welcomed
on university the site January 28.
After a six-day visit he will return to the city zoo.
Thursday:
12:30—Arts 100—Pep Meet Practise.
—Arts 202—Joker Mauve Deck
Elections.
, —Sc. 300—Jokers, Organization
of New Members.
—Jazz Society—Stage Room.
Friday:
12:30—Auditorium—Pep Meet.
—Pre-Optometry  Elections —
Arts 102.       ■■
—Mildred Brock Room—Home
Ec. Fashion Show.
8:00—Basketball, PNW Conference.
Saturday:
8:00-Basketball, PNW Conference.
LIBRARY SHOW
FEATURES FAO
"FOOD AND Agriculture Problems for the United Nations" will
be the topic of the display in the
Library next week.
The purpose of this display is
to stress the economic importance
of putting Europe on its feet
again.
The second part of the display
is as yet undecided.
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THOSE RED-HOT JOKERS
IF EVER THERE IS an organization on the campus that's
screwy to the last nut and bolt, the Jokers' Club is it. But
we've got to hand it to them. When there are crazier
contraptions or ideas to be brought up, we'll look to the
Jokers.
Although their sparks are setting fire to every square inch
of the campus, their hottest firebrands are warming UBC's
sports soup to a delectably scintillating smell of steaming
enthusiasm, something unsmelt of for many moons.
The gospel they are spreading isn't hard to swallow. To
become a Joker one must renounce all ways of convention-—
after paying the one buck registration fee. Women, jokes,
and low-down music (?) are foremost in every Joker's mind,
and in that order.
Are You A Joker Convert?
Led by Ace Joker Dave Hayward, who, incidentally, was
once a Thunderbird basketball player, the newly-formed sect
spends much of its spare time mingling with UBC's 7000-odd
students, converting such characters as they can touch for
one somolian, and scaring non-believers all to hell.
Naturally these Jokers take advantage of sporting events
because the students are so much more concentrated and
easier to contact at UBC's various athletic features. And
seeing as how sports editors usually attend such contests, it
isn't long before they accost me.
I tell them I haven't a greenback to my name, but they just
laugh in my face. (Jokers don't find it hard to laugh, even
if it isn't a joke.)
A ferret-faced individual sidles up to me and, after
informing me that he has been elected to check my case, he
says my goose is cooked because he finds out that the boss
doubles my pay only last week. I have to admit this, but
I plead with them. After all, two times nothing is still
nothing.
Woe Betide The Non-Believer
When it becomes evident that they won't take no for an
answer, I ask them how my credit stands. Little Ferret-Face
replies, saying it ain't in very good shape.
Well, I tell them that I might get a job with some lucky
newspaper when I graduate. Why only last summer I am
earning as much as ten dollars a week and all the copy paper
I can eat. But it's no use. They tell me their treasury is
dry.   They won't accept nothing but cold cash.
Since that day my life has been one hectic chase. Just
because I didn't have ready money, they've branded me a
non-believer—practically an outcast. Only last Saturday I
was almost run down by their car parade as I was on my
way to the rugger game.   Those Jokers stop at nothing.
I hear there's going to be a fencing exhibition between
halves at Saturday night's basketball game. Remind me to
polish up my stainless steel suit. The Jokers are bound to
be there, and something tells me there might be some
bloodshed.
Cleaning A Well-Soiled Cuff
Here's an interesting note from one of Jim Coleman's
recent columns in the Toronto Globe and Mail: "Gent named
Bob Gage writes from Ottawa to offer the opinion that the
Assumption College basketball team could beat University
of British Columbia Thunderbirds  .  .  .  Points  out that
Assumption won its final 12 games consecutively last year
and has won seven out of eight so far this season . . . There's
an excellent idea for some local promoters . . . Gage also
suggests that Victoria Dominoes could be invited east, too,
since they split with the Thunderbirds in a two-game series."
. . . And here's another hot note from Royal Brougham's
column in the Seattle PI: "La Don Henson is la leader in
la coast conference scoring, making la Edmundson very happy
and proud." . . . And here's an Ode to Basketball:
We'd love the referee, I know,
If but his horn he wouldn't blow,
Moral of this brief epistle —
Ref, we do not like your whistle!
—^    -
Washington (Chancellor Opposes
Modern Athletic Scholarships
THE NATIONAL Collegiate Athletic Association convention in St.
Louis has heard a strong argument against the recruiting and
employment of athletes by collects.
Dr. Arthur Holly Compton—the
Washington university chancellor
—told delegates that intercollegiate
sports are at the crossroads in the
most critical period of their history because of financial pressure
to win games.
Compton said many coaches and
colleges are straining their consciences in employing athletes and
urging students to devote to the
game time and interest that should
be reserved for studies. He said
this tendency has led to a popular
opinion that college athletes are
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Washington University chancellor
warned:
"If the heavy demand for intercollegiate games as sports spectacles interferes with a program of
educational athletics, the institutions that are in earnest about
education will t>e compelled to
stop the intercollegiate games."
Compton went on to tay he felt
that such a move would be in the
wrong direction—even if circumstances compelled it.
Earlier, NCAA baseball coaches
took steps to prevent the big
leagues from grabbing players before they finish school. They asked in a resolution that the leader
of the coaches' committee—Eppy
Barnes of Colgate—arrange a meeting with Baseball Commissioner
Chandler and the two major
league presidents to discuss the
matter.
NOTICE
BADMINTON will be played Ir.
the Armoury Thursdays at 7:30
p.m. and Saturdays at 2:30 p.m.
All those interested in playing
must provide their own racquets.
Shuttles will be supplied in the
Armoury.
WHITMAN SENDS MISSIONARIES TO UBC
UBCToTackle
Whitman Club
In PNW Series
UBC NEEDS A NEW GYM—Scenes like the above are
bound to be seen on Friday and Saturday nights when UBC
Thunderbirds stage their first conference basketball series
in the history of the University.   Students are reminded to
—Photo by Van Perry
get their tickets early for there are only 1450 seats. If you
don't manage to get a seat — and even if you do — you'll
realize that UBC needs a new gym. Now is the time to
raise the cry for a living war memorial.
Thursday, January 24, 1946
Page 4
LUKE MOYLS, Sports Editor
Ho Hum, Puck
Six Wins Again
VARSITY pucksters lengthened
their string of victories last Sunday night by defeating the New
Westminster Paper Mills by a
score of 9-6 at Queens Park Arena.
Paper Mills took an early lead
by rapping in the first goal of the
game against goalie Murray Wiggins. However, the Varsity pucksters soon rallied and by th? end
of the first period they had taken
a decisive lead with goals by Nelford, Saunders, Shumka and Rowledge.
The second period started fast
with Paper Mills tallying three
quick goals before Varsity came
back to take thc lead on a goal
by Hugh Berry.
FORWARDS HELP
From this point on, Varsity led
by the thrje fast skating forwards;
Jim Rowledge from Nanaimo, Bob
SaundeYs from Vernon, and Lloyd
Torfason from Winnipeg held the
lead and, in spite of repeated power plays by the Papsr Mills, finished off the game getting four
more goals to the Paper Mills' two.
Owen Woodside was the bad
man of the night, getting the only
two penalties of the game, the
first for holding and the second
for tripping.
Varsity will play Alaska Pine at
9:35 Sunday night at Queens Park
Arena.
SOCCER CLUBS
IN REMATCH
SATURDAY
LAST WEEK'S soccer till, billed
as the game of the year, will go
Into obscurity ln comparison to
this week's game of the century
as the university soccer teams meet
again for the second round Imperial
Cup replay.
This game will have to end In a
win for one of the teams since
replays fo Into overtime- If necessary. As it Is now, the game Is
already one week behind schedule
since Vancouver Uniteds and
Girardis meet in a third round
semi-finals cup game this Saturday.
The teams will, therefore, be out
to do or die on Saturday afternoon
at 1:30 on the Stadium upper field
with veteran referee Andy Hunter
Trotters Beaten
FEE'S ROLLERDROME, top-
ranking Portland independent
amateur basketball team, came
from behind to defeat the Harlem
Globe Trotters, 39-30, in their
game bsfore a capacity crowd in
Portland Tuesday. The Globe
Trotters led. 21-19, at half time.
VOLLEYBALL SCORES
PHI DELTA Theta beat Alpha
Delta Phi, 15-15, 15-7; Delta Upsilon beat Aggies, 15-3, 15-8; Phi
Delta Theta beat Sigma Phi Dslta
by default; Beta Theta Pi beat
Alpha Delts, 15-9, 15-8; Mu Phi
beat Phi Kappa Pi by default;
VCF beat Z;ta Psi by default.
YOUNG 'BIRD - Pat McOeer is
rapidly gaining on the leading
rhunderbird scorers, having proven
himself one of the potential sharpshooters of the squad during tho
past few games. He has scored
more than his share in helping the
Thunderbirds take nine of their
last 10 tilts.
Three Rugby XV's
Play Saturday
ALL THREE Varsity rugger fifteens are slated to tangle in Miller
Cup play in this week-end's
scheduled fixtures.
Varsity Vets have an engagement with UBC in the University
Stadium while the Thunderbirds
meet, Meralomas at Brockton
Point. Both fixtures are slated
for Saturday afternoon, ths campus game beginning at 1 o'clock
and the fixture at Brockton Point
scheduled to kick-off at 3:30.
VETS SHOOT FOR TOP
The Vets will be gunning for
the league leadership which they
now share with the Thunderbirds,
both clubs having six wins and
one loss. They should have an
easier time of it than their rivals
as the UBC fifteen is close to the
bottom in the standing.
The contest at Brockton Point
should be much closer as a win
for the third place Meralomas
would put them ln a tie with the
'Birds.
GALA ENTRIES
END FRIDAY
TOMORROW is the last day to
get entries in for the Inter-faculty
Swimming Gala. There are a few
entry forms still available according to the Gala Committee. As
these entries have to be edited,
the committee would appreciate
prompt action.
Intramural teams should note
that 50 points are awarded to
standings for a complete team
entry. There is still lots of room
for more teams to practise with
the Swimming Club next week
and get that last minute tuneup
before the Gala.
This, of course, applies to the
mermaids too. There is still
more than enough room for a few
more Girls' Teams to enter. Come
on girls, don't let the boys outdo
you, again.
THUNDERBIRD SKIERS
ENTER KANDAHAR
CAMPUS GOSSIP has it that
the Varsity ski team is out to win
th? Noseeum's Kandahar downhill
race on Grouse Mountain this
Sunday.
This Kandahar, or as it is sometimes called, "Candy-Bar," is anything but a sweet race as it winds
down from the Chalet to the top
of the Ski Village and drops mora
than 900 feet in a little over three-
quarters of n mile.
Numerous trees, gulleys, holes,
human bodies, etc., all make this
course a hazard, and to even finish the course in one piece is
something to write home about.
Even with these overwhelming
odds, the UBC Ski Club has entered two teams in this event of
the season.
STARTS AT 11 A.M.
Gerry Lockhart, Sandy Martin,
Arnie Teasdale, and Fred Roots
compris: tho number one team
who plan to bring home the trophy. Number two team has Doug
Fraser, Jack Frazee, Gordy Cowan
and Don Anderson on the line-up
with Walter Roots and Gerry
Reynolds acting as spares should
any of the above fail to show up.
Drawings for starting times will
be held at the Noseeum's Cabin
Saturday night at 10 o'clock and
all competitors are asked to be at
the starting line at 11 o'clock Sunday morning. No late excuses will
be heard and even If competitors
get to the starting gate 10 minutes
after they should have started
they will get 10 minutes added to
their flnal time.
Gal Athletes Prep
For Tennis, Golf
CALLING ALL GIRLS! One
look at the Gym notice board is
enough to convince any co-ed that
she is missing something in life.
Mrs. Sleightholme is advertising
sports to tempt the laziest of females. In fact, if you are lazy,
remember that one intramural
game is equal to seven periods of
Physical Education.
First on the list is the almost
forgotten Tennis Tournament. The
weather has not been kind to it,
but sometime between now and
the end of February, Mrs. Sleightholme hopes to see all games
played off.
GOLF ON TAP
Mrs. Sleightholme's second reminder is the Girls' Intramural
Golf Competition. All games in
the contest must be played by the
middle of February.
Third on Mrs. Sleightholme's list
is another reminder. The badminton intramurals are starting now
ia the Armoury. Don't be discouraged if you haven't a racquet
There are plenty to choose from
in the Gym office.
Fourth, and most important reminder is the Swimming Meet at
the Crystal Pool on Saturday,
February 2. This meet is a University affair, and anyone who
even thinks she can swim or who
does a super belly-flop, is invited
to sign up on the Gym notice
board.
Although the meet is a team
event for men, women and juniors
may enter the meet individually.
Age limit for juniors is 18 years.
Entries may be obtained at any
ski shop in town, or at the Noseeum's Cabin until 10 o'clock
Saturday night.
PERFECT COURSE
Housing accommodation enquiries may be obtained from Walter
Anderson, Housing Chairman of
the Tyee ski club, by phoning
MA 7421 during the evenings.
Other information can be obtained
from Fred Roots, Varsity Club
prexy, or Sandy Martin, team
captain.
Fresh snow has fallen since last
week-end and about two more
feet of snow is available. In other
words, skiing should be "perfect"
this week-end. The Kandahar
course is in the best condition
seen for many years and the
course record of 1:45 might be
easily broken.
UBC's HOOP FANS are prepping
for their first taste of college conference basketball as the Thunderbirds are slated to play host to
the first-place Whitman College
Missionaries in Vancouver's first
Northwest  Conference series.
The two cage clubs are slated to
swing into action Friday and Saturday nights at 8 o'clock, with
Jokers, cheer leaders, and a packed
house to start the basketball opening on the right foot.
Nig Borleske, Whitman's hoop
mentor, who has been working
for the Walla Walla college for 31
years, is bringing a 10-man squad
to UBC to meet the 'Birds, and
since both clubs favor the fast-
breaking college style, both games
should be torrid fixtures from the
opening whistle.
LEAD PNW LOOP
The Missionaries took over top
spot in the Northwest Conference
on January 7-8 as they took a pair
of tilts from the College of Idaho.
Both victories were lop-sided, the
Whitmanites winning 40-20 in the
opener and 57-20 in the second
contest.
Although undefeated In conference play, the Missionaries absorbed a pair of losses at the hands
cf Gonzaga's Bulldogs at Spokane
last week-end. The 'Zags won by
scores of 42-35 and 39-37.
Meanwhile the Thunderbirds are
getting ready for their second conference series, and will be out to
make sure that there will be.no
repetition of the "Thunderbird
Pearl Harbour," namely Willamette.
PLAN FENCING SHOW
Although the British Columbia
quintet now lies low in fourth
spot ln the PNW loop, they'll move
Into a tie with Pacific University
for top spot if they take both tilts
from Whitman.
Among the entertainment features, the UBC Fencing Club plans
to exhibit the art of handling the
foils in an Inter-Club Fencing
Match to be put on between halves
of Saturday night's tilt.
Basketball enthusiasts are reminded to get their tickets early,
either at Percy Hick's Ticket Bureau, or at the AMS office. Students
showing their AMS passes will be
entitled to reduced prices of 25
cents for rush seats and 50 cents
reserved.
Game time for both tilts will be
8 o'clock.
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