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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia.
Volume VIII.
VANCOUVER, B. C, NOVEMBER 11th, 1928
No. 12.
VARSITY TRIUMPHS OVER
ALBERTAJNB1G GAME
McKechnie Cup Ruggers Display Splendid Form.    Edmonton
Vanquished 20*3.
A "scrummy" well-fought game rowarded all those who saw Varsity's
best English rugby men gain their victory over Alberta at Brockton Point,
Saturday afternoon, In characteristic style, U. 11, C. launched a fast and
clever attack from the start, and their polished form helped them out-score
Edmonton by a 20—3 count. With a flying start, Louden crossed the line
Just as the game had begun and gained Varsity's first try, the Alberta back
bavlng been forced to touch down. Kelly converted this successfully.
Johnny McLean was tackled Immediately after, but wigging out, executed
an excellent side field kick. Edmonton showed some fine play at this point,
but one of Varsity's fast combinations ecllpBed thorn and the students carried
the ball from mid field, Eaton taking it over and making the half time count
8—0 for U. B. C. The attempt at conversion failed. Eaton, Kelly and
Willis distinguished themselves In this sensational run.
The Collegians' backfleld play was superior to that of the Albertans, and
they   showed   much   more   skill   in
more
handling the ball. Two unfortunate
fumbles on the part of the opponents
partly accounted for a couple of Varsity's tries. The backfleld, however,
did not have much opportunity to
show their talent, as the scrum work
figured mainly throughout the entire
game. Heavy and fast tackling delighted the large audience also.
Probably the neatest play ot the
game was Robson's attempt for a
drop goal In the first period, whicn
missed the post by only about a
cduple ot feet.
Alberta 8ooret Lone Try
The second period showed more
open football, and Alberta was near-
jug Varsity's line,when hauled up for
Sin offside. Jimmy Robson, In moving up to half line later, plunged
through to score the only try for the
Alberta men. "Casey" Casselman
made the finest try ot the afternoon
when .although blocked, he Jumped
Into the air and fell across the line
sttlt holdng firmly to the pigskin.
Kelly loBt the convert on this also.
Shortly after, Louden showed some
quick thinking wheu, picking up the
ball he dashed through the blind
tide and scored Varsity's fourth try.
Whyte, who suffered an injured
ahoulder In the first half, returned
In the second session, and gained
U. B. C.'s last two tries, making the
score an even 20. Casselman, Louden, Eaton and Kelly displayed some
splendid team work, whilst Johnny
McLean was on the job every minute.
Brock and Price are commended for
their good plays also.
The Teams: —
EDMONTON Robson, Sachs, Anderson, Winningchuck, David, Magure,
Coghill, Blntlle, Shirley, Dalton,
Adams, Roes, Pugh, Jardtno, Ptsrring.
U. B. C— White, Price, Kldd, Davidson, Brock, Bain, Barton, McKay,
McLean, Kelly, Casselmau, Willis.
Louden, Eaton, Mclnnes,
SPARES—Forrester, Gordon, Gustaf-
son, Warren.
Judging from the splendid turnout
at this game, Arts '27 evidently have
sufficient prestige to scare the Freshmen Into buying several tickets.
Kenny Stewart was rlghi there with
the yells and every student reported
a good tlmo.
Sophs Enjoy Hike
To Park Pavilion
Saturday, November 7th, marked the
first attempt on the part of Arts '2K
to put on a social function, This look
the shape of a hike to the Stanley
Park Pavilion after the rugby game.
To this haven of Joy hurried all the
members of the class anil also as
many of other years as were fortunate enough to secure tickets. Everybody  was  happy  because of  the  fine
Ladysmith Defeats
Varsity Firsts
Leaving Vancouver at 6 a.m. Saturday morning, twenty-five members
and guests ot the Canadian Rugby
Club visited Seattle, where they wero
the guests of the University of Washington at tho Washlugton-Stanford
football game Saturday afternoon.
The team had a chance to observe
two crack American football squads
in action and were able to learn some
oMSaU) finer points In the gamo.
During the morning, tho team wore
shown around the University buildings, and wero very hospitably treated throughout their stay. Seeing a
great football game with a paid attendance of 40,000 people was, of
course, a new and Interesting experience for most of the Club and they
fully appreciate the privilege so
kindly granted by the University of
Washington.
Varsity Firsts failed to teach Lady-
smith how the game should be played. In fact, they got a lesson, but
they did not take It sitting down.
To hold the rod shirts to a 4—2 count
on the Ladysmith hovel Is an accomplishment.
New   Players   Star
An encouraging feature was tin:
shewing made hy Varsity's new recruits. Charlie (iihhard, from the
seconds, played well at right half,
Tommy Ilerto at center was in fair
form, and Norm Crees on the wing
was a star. Ladysiuith brass hand
did NOT turn out to welcome the
visitors, but two particularly nice
girls were waiting tor a certain Wilkinson, who consequently narrowly
missed missing the bus.
Varsity won the toss, and the colliers were away at once, scoring In
the opening minutes, but apparently
after the ball had heen out ot play.
Varsity retaliated, Newcombe doing
neat work, but the finishing was
weak. Baker cleared a corner, and
at the other end Butler missed a soft
one. Ladysiuith forced more fruitless corners, and Blair was doing
good work at the other end. Rafter
fouled Gibbard. Wilkinson hit the
post with a header from a corner
kick.
Ladysmith Scorea
Mosher saved spectacularly from
close In, and Crees tested Blair with
a good one. Orr picked off a soft
goal from a corner kick, lllalr was
prominent In nullifying the efforts of
Wilkinson and Butler at the other
end, and Mosher was called upon to
make two wonderful stives In nulck
succession.    Ilerto got  In a line shot,
victory  of the  team, and  as a  result I but.   Lndysnilth   tallied   when   Mosher
the   crowd   was   very   peppy.    Supper1
was served  as soon as the crowd ur
rlvtid, and dancing followed from live
to eight.    The music was provided In
a very pleasing and peppy manner by
Peters'   Orchestra.     Later   on   In   the
evening the rugby hoys appeared ami
added  greatly   to  the  merriment   and j the   llnal   stanza,   but   the   play   was
ami  Maker figured each had th«i hall.
Tommy Wilkinson reduced the leeway by connecting with Crees' cross,
and Xewconihe till the bar with a
stinger. The half ended with Varsity
pressing hard.
Varsity   was   not   as   convincing   In
Varied Programme
At Institute
This Year
Some students will perhaps be Interested to hear of the program of the
Vancouver Institute for the coming
year. Students have always In previous years taken considerable Interest In the lectures given by this body
and tho officials at the head of It have
expressed a wish that their program
for the remainder of the year be
brought to the notice of those Interested. These lectures are being held
In the Auditorium of the Vancouver
Normnl School, nt the corner of Tenth
and Camble, every Thursday evening
at 8.15 p.m.
1925
Nov. 12th—Art, Historical and Scientific Society. "The Making of a
Governor" (Sir James Douglas). Professor W. N. Sage.
Nov. 191 h—Alpine Club. "The Conquest of Mount Logan" (illustrated).
Lt.-Colonel W. W. Foster, D.S.O.
Nov. 26th—Institute. "Some Aspects
of Conditions in Germany." Professor Isabel Maclnnes.
Dec. 3rd—Institute. "The Soul of
Japan."   Rev. 11. Lascelles Ward, M.A.
Dec. 10th—University Women's Club.
"Education for Women." Miss A. B.
Jamleaon,  B.A.
Dec. 17th—B. C. Institute of Authors, "Puck on Pegasus." Robert Allison  Hood, M.L.
1926
Jan. 7th—Vancouver Musical Council. "Music As An Expression of Nationality" (Illustrated). Miss Blanche
Nelson. _    .
Jan. 14th—Inlfftflte. "The Scottish
Reformation" (Illustrated). W. R, Dun-
lop, F.R.G.S. ]
Jan. 21st—Institute. "America and
The Arts" (illustrated). John Riding-
ton, Librarian U B. C
Jan. 2Sth—Natural History Society.
"Am I My Brother's Keeper?" (Illustrated), Professor G. J. Spencer,
U.S.A.
Feb. 4th—The Royal Society of Theatrical Art (Vancouver Branch). "The
Drama In Canada" (Illustrated). L.
Bullock Webster, A.R.C.M. (Victoria).
Feb. 11 th—Institute. "The Influence
of the Italian Renaissance on the Art
of Singing" (Illustrated). Joseph Hin-
ton, Esq., late Professor Athenaeum
School of Music, Glasgow, and Toronto School of Music.
Feb. IX t ll -- Shallespearo Society.
"The Evolution of the Shiiki-Hpenrian
Drama" (illustrated). ,|. Francis llur-
sill,  Esq.
Eeb. 2;"ith- II. C. Chamber nt' Mines.
"Ore Depimlts of British Columbia"
(illustrated).      Professor   S.   J.   Scho-
n* ui.
Mar. 4th—B. C. Society of Fine Arts.
"Constantinople As I Saw It, or Where
East Meets West" (Illustrated). Rev.
J. Williams Ogden, F.R.G.S.
Mar. 11th—Institute. "A Day on the
Sacred Mountain of Rome," Professor
Lemuel Robertson,
Mar. 18th—Institute. "The Alleged
Public Health of the Old Testament"
(Illustrated).    Professor 11. W. Hill.
Mar. 251)1—Institute. "The Pacific
Ocean, in History and In Vision." Professor H. If. Gowan, D.D.  (Seattle).
Apr. 2nd—-Institute. "Public Opinion,"    Mr. Justice M.  A.  Macdonald.
also derived their share of the fun. A
pleasing feature of the whole affair
was the fact that after the tilth dance
the remainder were announced as cut-
Ins. As this was not carried to extremes In any of the dances, it helped
still spirited, Mosher did good work
on many occasions. Tommy Ileylanii
got the homesters third tally, and although Varsity assumed control,
missed opportunities spelt their
doom.    Blair  and  Mosher  had  to  ex-
materially In making the whole affair j ert themselves In turn.    Tufty Davies
a huge success. (Continued on Pago 4)
Vocational Talks
To Be Given On
Applied Science
For ihe benefit of students considering the selection of a Unlvrslty
course and Ihe choice of a vocation, it
series ol' noon-hour talks will be given
hi choosing a profession, occupations
lor which an Applied Science course
tiiruishes the best education, and the
ille and nature of the work In many
el these occupations,
owing to Inadvertencies this series
of talks did not commence as announc-
<" but will begin Uext week on November 11th.
Dale   -Wednesday.   Nov.   11th,
Time—12.30 noon,
Place--Room 102, small geology lee-
lure room, Applied Science Building.
Speaker—Dean R. W. Brock.
Varsity Junior Debaters
Defeat Victoria College
Morals of Jaiz and Victorian Ages Discussed at Length.
Startling Revelations Made
Tho Clcoros of the U. B. C. emerged victorious over Victoria College In
both the debating contests of Friday evening.
The home debate was held at 8 o'clock in the Auditorium, in the presence
of a small but enthusiastic audience. Mr. Dunn, as chairman, announced
the subject as: "Resolved that the present so-called "Jazz Age" has a higher
moral standard than the Victorian Age. Victoria College took the negative
and the U. B. C. the affirmative.
Mr. McLean of the U. B. C. opened foe case for the affirmative by defining the meaning of the word "morals." He maintained that only a minority
of young people of present age are "jazz crazy." The fact that there are
now organizations such as tho Boy Scouts, C. G. I. T., etc., Indicates that
morula are now higher than they ever were. Discussing dress, he contrasted
the long Victorian gowns and steel bodices with the healthful apparel of to*
day. He compared the Victorian woman who sat by the Are with the athetotic present-day girl. The reticence and hypocrisy of the nineteenth century
were flayed with great vigor. The Victorian gueBt was depicted as showing
his appreciation of his host by becoming Intoxicated and slumbering peacefully under the table. Women of the last century were said to swear both
orally and in writing. In the latter part of hla speech Mr. McLean quoted
authorities that showed the terrible social aud economic conditions ot the
Victorian Age,
Modern Morality Exposed
Mr. Whltely, of Victoria, speaking
for the negative, quoted the Presidents of Yale, Harvard and Princeton as authorities showing the moral
deterioration of the present generation. He condemned the effects of
seltlsh business principles, violation
of the law, and release from all restraint, taking the United states as
his illustration. The spirit rathjyc,
than'any mental delinquency or hard
luck causes lawlessness. Youth has
resolved to take risks. The decline
of religious faith and the breaking-
up of the home were contributing
causes. He described the modern
author with his doctrines of self-expression, free thought and primitive
instinct, and modern art with its tendency townrd depicting tho baser
qualities of the age. The magazines
with their "border line" covers and
modern music/? with their titles
such as "Running Wild," "Footloose," etc. came In for a vigorous
dressing down, Modern dancing, hip
and hand-bag flasks, and "Petting
Parties" were finally luridly placed
before the audience as examples of
modem immorality.
Changes   In   Government
Mr. Denis Murphy of the U. B. C.
was the orator of the evening. He
disputed the suggestion that the
United States with its jazz age represented the modern era. Contempt for law Is due to Its lax administration. The Christian rule of
"Do unto others" was the standard
of morality. The speaker gave a
touching description of the terrible
plight of the workiug people In the
good old days of Queen Victoria, and
traced the growth of their emancipation, "Today," he declared, "We recognize the dignity of human beings
as fellow passengors to the grave."
The changes in governmental systems were traced from the rule of
the privileged classes to modern democracy and the League of Nations.
"Gtt-Rloh-Qulck."  Ideal
Mr. Young, of Victoria Collego, lu
a quiet and well-ordered speech drew
attention to the fact that It was during the Victorian Age that most of
the reforms In social and economic
condKlons took place. Ho compared
some great Victorian papers with the
modern news sheets' flaring headlines of murders, divorces and suicides, Today's papers publish what
their readers wish and thus show
the moral standard of the nation us
a whole. The speaker denounced
lllms with their demoralizing pictures of vice and crime, and passed
on to modem religion, being taken
out on Sundays like a coat. "Jazz,"
he said, "Is the music of tho lowest
savages of darkest Africa." Dealing
with tho modern lack of parental
control he advocated a practical application of Solomon's suggestion,
thu rod. Passing on the Juvenile
crime, ho describes the Loeb and
Leopold case. He deplored the lack
of religion in the schools and the
substitutions of "get-rlch-quick"
ideas.
In his rebuttal Mr. Mackay, of Victoria College, mentioned the jazz age
Extensive Building
Program Started
6v Colleges
Universities and colleges throughout
the Unlted'«t*rtes arertttntttag- tnrtldtng"
programs this fall, Involving expenditures of more than a billion dollars,
according to estimates made from
building reports published by various
schools.
The University of Pittsburgh, with
Its plan for the erection of a $10,000,-
000 Cathedral of Learning, heads the
list for expenditures on single buildings.
The University of Wisconsin will
spend $1,300,000 for a new student
union building.
St. Mary's College, at South Bend,
has Just completed a new $2,000,000
dormitory.
The University of Texas will build
two new buildings at a cost of $200,000.
A new woman's industrial arts building and addition, costing $1,500,000,
will be constructed by Miami University.
The University of Arkansas will
spend $(iV5,iii-0 for two new buildings.
Oregon Agricultural College includes
the construction of a new woman's
building and a new pharmacy building
lu Its program, at. a cost of $475,000.
Ten million dollars will be spent
during the next year in the development of the McClintock Memorial
campus at Northwestern University.
Carnegie Institute has Just completed a new $400,000 gymnasium.
Work is under way on a new $200,-
000 Rymnaslum at Illinois Wesleyan.
Mount Holyoke College, South Had-
ley, Mass., Is erecting a $1,000,000 laboratory.
The University of Chicago has announced an $11,000,000 building program for the next two or three years.
The University of Illinois will launch
a $2,000,000 program this fall that will
be completed by July 1, 1927.—Indiana  Dally Student.
In other countries. Ab a reply to the
Victorian gtiost under the table he
mentioned the significant fact that
the modern host testod his bootleg
liquor on his friends. The speaker
vigorously denounced Britain's attitude on the opium conference, In
conclusion, he declared that the
negroes were freed In the Victorian
Age, und aro lynched In the proa-ant,
Mr, Mackay, of the U, B C, made a
counter attack on the statements of
the previously mentioned unlveitrity
presidents hy quoting Dr. Cabot.
The majority of ttudentt were to be
found in librarian and lecture rooms.
Home life had broken up Into strong
component parts. Newspapers printed news, and crime fortunately still
remains an Item of newt. Aa tat
Sunday religion, conditlona were the
same at In the Victorian Age.
The aecond speaker for the negative gavo statistics about divorce.
(Continued on Page 2) THE   UBYSSEY
November 11 th, 1925
afesfe
She ItbusBiui
(Member of Pacific Inter-Collegiate Press Association).
Issued every Tuesday and Friday by the Student Publications Board of the
University of British Columbia, West Point Orey.
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Editorial Staff
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—A. Earle Birney.
8 an lor Editors—Miss Sadie Boylea and W. Murphy.
Associate Editors—Miss Wanetta Leach, D. Warden, Miss Marion Smith and
Don Calvert.
Feature Editor—Eric Dunn
Assistant Editors—Miss Jean Tolmie, Florence Cassidy
Chief Reporter—Francis Stevens.
Proofs—Miss Mary Esler, Mlaa Dorothy Arkwrlght
Sport Editors—Dave Taylor and Miss Doris McKay.
Exchange Editor—John Grace
Cartoonist—Georgo Thompson,
Literary Editor—Darcy Marsh.
lualnttt Staff
Business Manager—Harold 0. McWIIiiams.
Advertising Manager—J. Stanley Allen.
Circulation Manager—Dlgby Leigh
Business Assistants—Lyle Straight and T, Barnett.
Reportorlal Staff
Feature—Ted MorrlBon and Oeorge Vincent.
Senior—O. Ashworth, T. Byrne, Jean Fraser and Alice Weaver.
Regular—Kay Baird, Clifford Brown, Florence Cassidy, May Chrlstlson,
Doris Crompton, 0. Davidson, H. Oartshore, Mary Oeorge, N. Qold,
H. Orantham, Winifred Hall, Jessie  Mennle,  P. Murphy.
F. C. PUkington, Q. L. Phillip, K. Stewart and R. Tolmie,
M. Cameron, E. H. Ewert, J. B. McLean, A. Madeley,
D. Palmer, A. B. Parr and G. Stevens
Edltors-for-tht-lttut:
Senior, Sadie Boyles; Associate, David Warden; Assistant, Jean Tolmie;
Proofs, Mary Rsler.
LEST WE FORGET
Inevitably nt this time, thoughts turn to November 11th, 1918,
when the whole world heard with relief that an armistice had been
signed. The armistice, however, only intensified that silent suffering which many endured: for the majority who had assisted in making this day possible had perished in attaining it. Fathers, husbands
and sons had fallen—men from every walk of life, men of every disposition, united under a common banner and by a common faith, in
a faith which made it their duty to be there.
Today, for a brief time, honour is paid to the memory of the dead.
And for a brief time thoughts turn to that war, already seven years
distant, before they hasten back to daily work and the world. The
world, some say, is not, even the slightest bit better now than it was
before the war. The world, according to others, was dragged into
the war, not in the cause of outraged right, but rather to gratify
political and national jealousies. Still others affirm that those many
blood sacrifices are cold upon the altnrs of a disillusioned world-
That can be as it may- For people on armistic day concern themselves not with the polities of the war, but with the men themselves
who fought.
WANTED-A GYMNASIUM
The problem of building a gymnasium is one which, by all present
appearances, must occupy the attention of students and university
governing bodies alike, before much more time has elapsed.
Last year, when it was known that a gymnasium would not be
included in the Provincial Government's building programme, negotiations were carried on with Ottawa with the result that the Dominion Government offered to contribute a sum in the neighborhood
of $4,000 if an Officers Training Corps of I'JM members was established here. As equipment expenses would first eonie out oi' this stint,
it is apparent that little money would he left for the e-yntnasiuin.
Hut, even if a more substantial o0'"r were made by ihe federal
government, it is not entirely certain that Ihe difficult ies would ever
then be removed. Although a hurriedly culled mass meeting of
students, in March last, raised no dissentient voice to an O. T. ('., it
is quite certain that such unanimity is not the ease now. In fuel
the attitude of ihe bulk of the students towards the military training question is by no means certain, and would depend on the specific
ternu of Ottawa's proposal. If, for instance, the Dominion Government required, as they have at other colleges, that a full enrollment
bo maintained in the corps, even if it were necessary to resort to
conscript ion to do so,the great niapority of V. II. 0, students would,
we feel, consider the price too greal even for a much needed gymnasium-
As an alternative, a gymnasium by private endowment lias been
Bought ,and several members of both faculty and alumni devoted
considerable of their time during the summer in inlerestinif Canadian philanthropists' Owing to the apparent lack of ihe blessed
species in the west, and also owing lo the difficulty of reconciling
university authorities to the proposal, no headway was made.
A campaign lo raise so I a rue a sum as the tk'Jil.Mut) or $.'10,11110 required for an adequate permanent gymnasium being impossible the
last apparent resort, if eovenmientul aid is not al hand soon, is that
of borrowing the money.
in order lo do litis, the Alma Mater Society would be compelled
to incorporate us a limited liability company, whereupon, as student
lenders Imve been assured by several local business men, Ihe money
could he borrowed at a fairly low rale of interest and over long
term repayments,
Incorporation, however, is a step which needs careful consideration. On the surface it appears as a logical business arrangement.
But many, including members of our faculty, who have first hand
knowledge of results obtained at certain universities where incorporation of the student society has taken place, are inclined to dis
approve of the style. At one Canadian College, it appears that the
enterprise, far from resulting in financial embarrassment, proved so
successful that the students, entering the business world as proprietors of a skating rink, made so much money that they proceeded
to buy up the campus—with resulting complications.
In our case the danger, if any, would probably be at the opposite
extreme. A gymnasium in "Western West Point Grey" does not
offer the same means of revenue as a skating rink and, unless other
and more commercial enterprises were inspired by our capital, it is
quite possible that the result of our borrowing would be a hampering, pinching and saving for years to come in order that the debt
might be prepaid.
The whole question is not one that can be settled off hand, and
the Ubyssey believes il is expressing the wishes of many members
of the faculty and governing body and of the Students' Council
when it asks students to commence thinking upon (he matter and to
come forward with their views and, with any suggestions they may
have by which to meet Ihe gymnasium problem,
RESULTS
Last Thursday, President Klinek at a meeting of students,
intimated that there would no longer be restrictions governing the
use of the Library door, Yesterday, students with lunches were allowed to enter the Grill in the logical way. It is reported that the
Stacks are now open to Graduates and Fourth Year Honor Students.
LITHE
Lithe Is a word I love:
So strong and true.
It moans the Joy of life,
Its llssomeness, Its grace, Its love;
The pulse of Bprlng
And  urge  of  those  who  climb  high
hills,
Swim rivers deep,
And make their search to be
For things all new and fair.
All this lithe menus, and more.
I would be lithe:
Have arms that sweep aflash
Through waters clean and sweet.
As uusalled sea.
I  would be lithe:
Have body supple-smooth,
Most firm, most fair,
Limbs  that  are  keen, he*>rt   that is
fine,
I would be lithe—
—have these for mine.
{ Class and Club Notes
tfl ■ »■ t) ■■ »■ »-»» »*»»■»■ »a.t>a«-*t)«*W ■»»*)-• *»t> me>eeO)*eO)m0e*S).ee>e»O)**it
MATHEMATICS CLUB.
The third meeting of the Mathematics Club was held on Thursday
evening, November fith, at the home of
Dr. Buchanan. A very Interesting paper on "The Measurement of Intelligence" vvatv read by Mr. Eric Forster,
of Ed. '25, which was much appreciated.
On Thursday, Nov. 12th, the Club
will meet in ,\. 2i>2. A paper will he
read by Mr. Harry Smith, ot Arts 'L'7.
on  "Pi,  and  Tin- Situating ol   the  fir
S. M. U. S,
The annual Science Smoker will
be held on Saturday, .November 21st
in Dominion Hall al s p.m. To gel.
there walk three blocks east from
(irnttville Street on Pender. Come
prepared for a good time. All Science
met)   are   expected   lo  attend.
INTER  CLASVOEBATES
The tit'st encounter In the Men's
Inter-Class debuting league will be a
duel between Arts "2H and Kducalion
on Nov. L'n, at :' p.m. The subject
Is "Resolved that an appreciable increase in the Labor Members in the
Canadian    Parliament    is healthy
sign." Arts '2ti will be represented
by Walter Turnbull and Ross Painter,
who take the negative. Messrs. Kelly
and Smith will uphold the honor of
I'idiiciiilon ".>(>. All students who are
interested In current affairs nre cordially   ln< lied to attend
BADMINTON  CLUB
The lljidmintou Club has drawn up
a 111i\i• 11 double handlctip tnurnnneiii
In which till members of de club
have been entered. All members nre
asked to turn out and gel their mat'
ches pli.yed nii, All lirsl rniiml
games must be played before Saturday,  November  Sixteenth.
ARTS '21
Members ol Arts L'7 it re nolllled
lo hold open the dale of February IV
lH'Jli, on which night the Class I'nrlv
Will   he   held.
LOST !
A loose leal' note book, black leather,
T•>., x*>. Contains no name, but Kngllsh
and History notes. Will finder please
leave at the Students' Council or the
Publications  office?
Frosh Monitors To
Meet At Noon To-day
The Freshman Class has chosen 40
monitors (20 girls and 20 boys) to
collect fees and help circulate Freshman news, etc.
A meeting of these monitors will
bo held Wednesday, at 12 sharp, lasting till 12.30, to learn their duties.
The following are requested to attend:
Elinor Rlggs, Margery O. Stevens,
Dorothy Young, Mamie Maloney,
Esther Eddy, Olive Oiffen, Ola McLean, Jean Carlaw, Lorraine Bolton,
Frances Madely, Eileen Brownrigg,
Doris Wood, Elizabeth Vrooman, Grace
Teetzel, Helen Qore, Qeraldlne Robb,
Virginia Holland, Diana Porteous,
Dorothy McLean, Jean Fowler.
Harold King, Ronald Kllnck, Teddy
Boggs, Ralph Farrls, Pat Taylor, Reg
Wilson, John Nash, Sid Hopkins, Doug
McNeil, Carl Fowler, Hank Ingram,
Art Stevenson, J. Leach, Harold
Nicholson, Jack Chappelle, Johnnie
Millings, L. McSweyn, Dennis C. jfur-
phy, Ron MacKay, Alan Macdonald.
Varsity-Victoria Debates
(Continued from Page 1)
Ho wondered if there was any morality left at all. All the great moralists and thinkers lived In the Victorian age while there were none at
all at present. He quoted remarks of
a flapper concerning home rule, leaving the most interesting words to
the Imagination of the audience,
Mr. Murphy had the last word.
He explained Britain's attitude towards the opium conference and accused the Victorian Age of putting
the opium curse on the world, He
concluded by a reiteration of the
(iolden  Rule.
The judges, Professors Soward,
Keenly side and Morris gave constructive   criticism  of   tin-   various  spceeli-
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along the regular it. C. Transit Route.
Buses leave Varsity at 3:10 and 6:10.
MISTAKE CORRECTED
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mistake made in the Issue of last
Friday. Lleulenanl-Uovernor Nichol
gave one thousand dollars, not to our
Women's I'NION building, bui to Ihe
Women's Building, 7.r>2 Thurlow St.,
Vancouver.
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The Distracted
Philosopher
A Miracle Play.
Hcene: The old Auditorium,
Time:  MldnlRht.
A Iouk, gaunl man In a kowii enters He paces quickly up and down In
the moonlight, which falls cold ami
white on his face. Ho parries In one
hand a glass of lime water, and In the
other he has a volume rrom which he
It reading Hhelloy's "Composed on the
Ileach nt Naples." His appearance Is
wild (he It a distracted philosopher),
and he occasionally biles a mouthful
of paper out of tho volume that he Is
reading. Suddenly he places tho glass
and the book on thu floor, and seizing
his hair, startH soliloquizing.
Distracted Philosopher:
"From  out the  bosom of this vasty
night,
While brightly moonlight falls on every wall,
And  Cerberus In Hades howls aloud
At the slow-drifting Stygian ferryman;
So do I hear a voice that chills me
through,
Shakes all my bones and sets my teeth
a-rattle.
As deep, and dark, and Binlster, a voice
Seems now belabouring my intellect.
Intelligence, in haste quit thou terrestrial clay!
What, parish cop, come quickly ns you
may,
To bellow bitterly at mighty me:
Nero, thy dog, shall ne'er again partake
Aught more of porridge."
He drinks tho lime water and, biting out a fragment of the glass,
chews It,
Enter, with a creaking noise, two
ghosts carrying between them on a
pole a deatl cat and a bucket containing a white liquid. The philosopher
grasps his knees with both hands, but
stUl they shake.
Distracted Philosopher, swallowing
the glass—"What forms are these? In
haste I must away."
First Ghost (sternly)—"Hold, half-
hoofed horned owl or husky horse."
Second     Ghost     (sharply)—"What,
darest thou menial link of money man,
For only such are al! philosophers,
Wilt thou attempt a flight from us?
'Tls vain."
First Ghost—"Lo, worldly  man, for
knowledge hath net saved
Thy soul, behold what havoc thy mad
dog
Hath wrought.    This cat had Persian
ancestry,
But   Us   green   blood   hath   left   these
shores of day,
Thy  dog hath  killed  if  in a  mad-dog i
way." |
Second t;host--"We here in this old
bucket   have   brought
A   liquid.    Thy  peril  an'  thou drink  It
not!
'Tls beer, vile mortal, only brandied
beer,"
The ghosts set the bucket on the
floor and dance about the distracted
philosopher. The moonlight shines
through their avvi'ul forms, and as they
dance they clutch at the air. A noise
is heard as of clanking chains, and
the meowing ol a cat seems lo come
from the air. The dead cat stirs and
swallowing the books, jumps into the
air and disappears, riding on the pole.
Paralyzed with fear, the distracted
philosopher seizes the bucket, keeping Ills eyes o:i the hideous ghosts, he
drains the contents. Too lute. He
falls over dead. It was not creamy
beer, but while hot  porridge.
Thunder and lightning; the ghosts
vanish.
DOCTORS DISAGREE;
SO DO^REPORTERS
Kxeerpt    from    the    1'nlverslly    of
Washington   I tally.
"The    freshman     substitute     tram
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Kxeerpt irein the "f'byssey."
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milking ground consistently by clever
running, bucking and kicking, but
fulled to culminate their efforts in
points."
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the seat, hut they sortu chafe mo under   the   arms."
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Mut  never on her hands;
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And "Tag" we often play.
The kiss I steal from nimble lips
She makes me straight repay.
Oh, how I love to see her dance
And leap Into the air
To catch the 'bus on which wo fuss
If seated in the rear.
KILLING. TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE
Eric Forster, the man who measures
Intelligence, ran breathless up to Eric
Dunn, the great plagiarist. "Eric!"
he cried, "Eric, put on your hat.
There's a woodpecker around."
The Stolen Letterman
Chapter II,
CLUES
Leaving our flat, we took a jaundiced taxi to the Point Grey address
which the Professor had left us. After
he had been given several tickets for
not being able to understand the superhuman traffic rules on Tenth Avenue, our driver pulled up outside a
house on one ot the beautiful streets
near the University. The Profossor
himself was waiting and ushered us
In, mumbling soniothlng like: "The
tendency for the neurones to react
concurrently with the subcutaneous
denlrltes lu respottae to an external
stimulus will cause a motor action
affecting the cerebellum."
The nursery was large, almost as
well-furnished as the Women's Common Room, and contained one window. "Is this window usually left
open?" asked Flintlock Bones. "....So
that Us functioning will lead to a regulative reflex ..yes, about two feet,"
unswered the Professor, recalling
himself as If ho were In a 4 o'clock
lecture,.
"And are the doors of the house
locked at night?"
"Yes."
The great detective paced up and
down the room. "Ah! I have tt!" ho
exclaimed at length. "The kidnapper
must have entered through the win
dovv!"
"Marvellous/" I cried, and indeed
my admiration for that, genius of
geniuses knew no bounds. With a
mind like that it was little \vond"t'
that he graduated al the head of bis
class many ('bristmases ni'n.
t'l'ii   be   continued. I
Fair, slim, graceful as a fawn, she
dove into the pool. She never came
up. "Hut," said the cheerful Freshman, "it was a darned nice dive."
•a-.. « ..-•<
Correct Ibis sentence: "Well, then,
it you refuse, of course I won't kiss
yoii,'' said the gay, young sophomore
to his newest Hume.--Rutgers Chanticleer.
I  bought my girl some garters
At   Woolie's live and  ten.
She   gave   them   to   her   mother
Thai's the last  I'll see of them.
."•» .-.-a.
your   canoe
Sin-    "Does   your   canoe   leak""
He    "Only at  one end.    We'll sit  In
the  other."   Wisconsin   Octopus.
/ SEEN TO-DAY
Ken   Kckel'l   tl \ illC  (lilt   his   new   pipe.
Max  Wright   looking  thoughtful.
.lack McKay walling tor hi:, freshet te iii  ihe women's i-ulrunce.
Zeblu McLaughlin and Mamie Mol
oiioy   try lug on  > elinw  slickers.
Cliff. Ill'OV. II llvlllK lo give the llll
pros-dun that lie kindles hy going lo
the limn desk  w lib a  book
liorotbv   Kennedy   with a pipe in her
pocket
Frank Adams silent during an entire
leellirc.
I'Vi'dlc Mtinto looking for "La Vie
I'lirlslctine" in the magazine room.
Hill Turpin suffering from a headache from wearing his old hat, which
is loo small for him since lie has been
promoted lo Ihe Senior A basketball
team.
Hill Murphy and Leu Irwin chaperoning  (lie  Arts  '29  "stroll."
Hints For Lit. Bugt-6
How To Be a Cynic
The littlest editor finished powdering her nose, "Why,'' she asked me,
"were you not made literary editor of
this, our rag?" My reply was brilliant
Mini swift as Ihe thrust of a rapier,
"Because," I said, "arrogHiit mediocrity has ever been esteemed above
modest worth." The littlest editor favoured nie with one of her very bright,
oblique glances. "Don't be cynical,"
she reproved; "Cynicism is the first
retreat of a second-rate mind." 1 refused to be Impressed by her epigram.
An epigram Is worthy only In proportion as It is truthful; your true epigram is never false. In her epigram
she hud Immolated Truth upon the
altar-fire of a spurious Wit; or to put
It baldly, her epigram was no epigram.
All people cannot be eplgrammari-
ans; some clever people may. The littlest editor can't, as I have Just been
at some pains to show; but then "a
rose-bud need not have a mind." Epigrams should be concise, witty, pointed, or sarcastic; It helps If they are
also cryptic, that Is, possess a hidden
meaning. Let us consider a straightforward epigram. "Money is not the
capital of wise men"; this Is made
cryptic by adding "but the garden of
the world is a prison to the penniless."
Simple, is it not? Let's try again:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor
away." To cryptll'y this, merely add
"if It doesn't miss." Shakespeare gives
us our best example of an epigram containing a hidden meaning, in the lines,
"Golden lads and girls all must, As
chimney-sweepers, come to dust."
To be cynical Is somewhat more
dilllcult. Diogenes was, In his day, a
pretty fair cynic. In fact he started
the thing, when still quite young. He
threw a stone at a dog, but, missing
the animal, lilt his mother-in-law;
thereupon he remarked that It wasn't
such a bad shot after all. Greek philosophers smartly observed that If Diogenes had hit the dog, there would
not now be any cynics, for Diogenes
would not then have passed the remark and so set the fashion. Logically
enough, the Greeks called such remarks "kunikos," meaning "dog-like,"
from which we derive "cynical."
Oscar Wilde must be called the
Prince of Cynics because he gave us
a clever definition of his subjects, calling them "men who know the price of
everything and the value of nothing."
Omar Khayyam cynicked a fairly mean
line when he wrote "It Is best, In these
days, to make few friends." Look on
life through the spectacles of the cynic
and correct your mental astigmatism.
Vou liiue believed that a Hiing of beauty is a joy forever; adjust your vision
and learn thai so long as we have
cold eteiini, beauty is only skin deep.
Von thought thai man is the dominant
factor In our world; learn from llyroa
i bat "Ihe world is a bundle of hay,
mankind  are   the asses  who  pull."
Of course, we are young and realize
the emptiness and futility of modern
Hie. Our elders don't, because they
are intellectually arteriosclerotic, and
sneer al our bold and cynical ideas.
We will, they say, learn wisdom and
finally, with the benefit of experience,
we will become good and sane and
solid, even as Babbitt and themselves.
Cynical to tin- last, we admit the truth
and  regret   it.
Tummy W. - Say, a freshman has
just drunk a bottle ol carbolic acid
over in  ch"tn.   lab.
The Fair Voting Maiden — Mercy,
what  will  we do!
Mr. W. Well, I'm afraid we can't
do anything. I've looked all through
the constitution and by-laws and 1
don't see how we can gel hint on
anything.
He grasped her llrnily 'round the neck,
And   tilted   back   her  chin:
lie   opened   wide   Iter   spilt lolls   mouth,
And  looked away down  In.
And   being   an   elllclent   dentist,
The mean cuss drilled (Ike sin,
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his  best   friend."
Fair but bewildered passenger "But
I don't see tm one with him'" Adapted
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By Second Team
Vtiralty Hi'i'otitl Tun in climbed on
to tho winning horse un .Saturday
when it copped tv lo victory from
(llll   Kci'l'lsdlllo   fltst   HtltpillTH   Oil   tllolr
homo Hold.
Tho HtiliitrliiinllcH displayed plenty
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loam with neat combination play.
Kcrrlsdulo imltotl tho Vurslty goal
with shots galoro, but It couldn't bout
"Flea," Dave Wurdon pluyod his
tiHiiul steady game utul brought UIh
trusty right Into action to huvo many
a critical situation.
When play was resumed, Kerrisdale
continued on tho offonslvo, but threw
away chance after chance by erratic
shooting, The only goal came In the
second half when Bill Gray, the Var-
Htty flash, took advantage of an opening, dribbled the ball within clone
range and Rlanuned homo a fust one.
The lineup waa aa follows:
Sutherland;    D.   Warden;    Dynes;
Swanson;  Leek;  Robertson;  Uray;
Stevenson;    T.    Warden;     Mlllor;
Evans
la the Thanksgiving gume the seconds did their bit by netting the ball
five times, while Malkins could only
do the trick twice. It looks very
much as If the U. U. C. squad has the
monopoly on goals for tho Soccer
Club. Max Evans got two, and Tom
Warden a brace ulso, while Stevenson had one in the middle. As Malkins scored one on each end of this,
it looks very much like a "double
sandwich."
SpillBbury was on the left wing,
and Miller on the right. Otherwise
the team was the same as on Saturday.
First Soccer Game
(Continued from Page 1)
put Ladysmith farther ahead a few
minutes later. Ladysiuith was doing
all the pressing, and Varsity men
were confused and often out of position. Crute and Ledingham changed
places, but the result was not beneficial. Tommy Wilkinson lot the
folks of his old town see another
fine goal, following the prettiest piece
of play of tho match. Varsity's worst
faults wero luck of condition and
weakness in trapping the ball.
Line up:—
Mosher;    Crute   and   Baker;    Gib
bard;  Manning and Ledlugham;  T.
Wilkinson;      .Newcombe;       Berto;
Butler and J.  Wilkinson.
THE ORPHEUM
Next week will bi' ti gala week for
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li ss   iliiui   I'ii.'lit    Iraluiv   nets   w itii   a
Charleston   contest   Ihrou'ii   in.
.Ji.hi;i:y Hut'kr is tht* leadline!', and
lii' offers his comedy monologue of
the war days entitled "Dirty Work."
It will be a scream from beginning
to end, as Mr. Burke is a noted comedian. Then the great. Al. K. Hall,
who has been featured In so many
Broadway productions brings his 1925
comedy .skit entitled "Tho Sap", being a story of the beach with pretty
girls, the usual flirt, ami of course,
the lite guard. Al. K. Hall, as the
dashing guardian of the bathing
beauts Is a knock-out, I'ntll Moore
with her band in their song and
dance revue Is the utmost in syncopation in all Us possibilities. Cole
and Snyder offer a comedy skit in
which one takes the part of a movie
director and from all reports these
comedians are great laugh getters.
Claire anil Alwootl offer "A Hunch
of Thrills," and for sheer novelty
ami during these artists are tinsur-
passed as they have made a great
hit In Vancouver before now. Kerry
Convey is hilled as a musical clown
and he offers a round of buffoonery
and  hokum  thill   is side splitting
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SPORTORIAL
('aiiadlan Buggers are preparing
for the contest on Saturday with
Washington State Normal. Tho men
are going grout guns and hope to take
it big new of rooters to tht American
HI.v.
lu drawing with C l>. It., Varsity
Juniors did something they never
could mnmigc hint your—to shut out
their opponents without any goals,
The extra holiday over tho week
end thinned the ranks of the Varsity
(truss Hockey teum, us niuuy ot the
llrst string players were fur away In
the fields und marshes in pursuit of
tho odd pheasant und wild duck for
the Thanksgiving feust, In spite ot
the exodus ot the n I in rod members
or the team that raced Mr. Pltmbly's
eleven, the boys played a fine gume.
The opposing team had fine combination and showed a good knowle Ige
or the game, which enabled them to
triumph over Varsity 8—1.
Freshman Writes
to His Father
Dear Father:—
Well Taw as you have asked mo to
toil you more about my work I am
going to do so. My professors names
are: Wilcox, and some more. Well
Paw these professors are Just a
scream and crnzy ubout the women
(that's what we college boys down
here call girls). Speaking about
women Paw that reminds me I need
ten dollars ($10.00) for some books.
Ton will be surprised to hear that I
have got a new girl, she Is French and
1 have decided to take over your Paris
branch when I get through here.
There is a very nice cafe here, Paw,
and some nights 1 go there and have
a light supper and maybe meet some
of the boys nnd we talk about our
work and things like that, It la called
the Belmont, Paw. I must not forget
to tell you about my work, I am in the
Faculty of Arts as you know which
reminds me that there Is an Art's
dance next Friday and as I had to get.
a ticket for It and will need some extra
money you might add a little to my
next allowance Paw.
Last Saturday some of us boys went
to a dance hall to watch the people
and relax from our studies. And what
do you think Paw? While we were
there the police raided some places
nearby, some of them got. in where we
were by mistake and took us to the
hoose-gow Caw and it was Monday
hel'or" we got out en account of us
being sleep) from over study and not
waking up,
Well iis 1 have to call on a girl who
is going  to improve  my  style in certain  studies  I guess  I  can't  tell you
any  more about  my work.
Your obedient, son,
HAROLD.
'TIS MY FATE
To write
And invite
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It is to read—
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The fate of Cato and of Rome
Belongs to history ;
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In our direction.
SEE
GEHRKE'S
556 SEYMOUR ST.
Team Totters Up
To Score Column
Given a proper chance, Varsity
Thirds will bo as good as the best.
Following the reorganization of the
team, the Junior showed splendid
form over the week end, took their
first point und should have fared
even better. Huss Logle, manager,
Stan Millie and Dave Taylor are
showing Just what the boys arc capable of, und the results ure gratifying
Indeed.
On Saturday Christ Church took
both points merely because Varsity
didn't know when they hud won.
After showing complete superiority
lu the first half and leading by a
goal ut the Interval, Varsity slackened
off lor the odd leu minutes early
In the second slair«u, und let two
counters trickle through. Though
they worked hard tiller this momentary lapse, they lucked the punch that
will come with experience, und had to
be content with a glorious failure,
holding the short cud of a 21 score.
An alarming circumstance was that
while the teams were lighting It out
some one was making a systematic
raid of the strip room, and the players of both teams found themselves
relieved of property probably totalling
firty dollars. Clark Park Isn't healthy!
On the holiday In spite of the fact
that Varsity was tired, and that
C. P. R. had hud no contest ou Saturday, the blues literally ran this
highly placed squad ragged In the
second half. No goals were scored,
but If anything the students had the
better chances, though Dave Taylor
saved one sure tally by clearing overhead  on the  very  goul  line.
The new men have earned their
places. Newall at pivot Is a gem, and
Davies always was worth his place
at back. Burgess Is splendid lit the
early part of the games, but seems
to fall off In the later stages.
Fullerton has made the right half
position   his   ov/n.
Varsity has two inside forwards
waiting time till they shall be eligible,
and when they are lucluded, there
won't be a weak spot in the lineup.
Varsity meet C. P. R. In a Cup
game on Saturday. Given proper support these boys should be capable
of almost anything.
Line-up.--Anderson; Legg and Davies; Fullerton, Brown (Sat.), New-
all (Mon.) and Taylor; Burgess, Raid,
Duffell, Ridley and Todd.
Varsity On The Block
"The Lance" believes radical reconstruction of the educational system
from Its very foundations la In order,
with Improvement of the foundations
themselves, first of all—drastic curtailment of curriculum and restriction
of free education to primary essentials, followed up after psychiatric
observation of Junior pupils by secondary development training on the
lines of Individual inclination and aptitude for .success. This paper is inclined to think that the costs of education in British Columbia could advantageously he nit to twenty-five per
cent, of the present burden, with advantage rather than detriment to tho
new generation, the I'nlversity programme especially inviting the pruning knife and shears.
At the same time the salary scale
for high and normal schools could
stand very considerable trimming in
tho public interest; and reorganization materially improve the effectiveness of Education Department machinery. The decrease in the normal
schools attendance may be regarded
as one of the most hopeful Indications
of the times.
— "Lance," Victoria.
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