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 ed Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
VOL. XV.
Vancouver, B. C, Tuesday, October 4,1932
No. 3
Frosh Smoker Senior Sisters
Scheduled for   Get No Mail
Friday Night
An informal smoker will
hazing this year, when on October 7,
8 o'clock, at the Canadian Nationd
Indltute for the Blind, 1101 Broadway Wed, freshmen will assemble
to pay due respects to Milady Nicotine with dgarettes, pipe* and (who
knows?) cigars and quid!
Preparations are being made for a
diverting programme which wUl
probably Indude display* ot wred-
llng, boxing, fencing, a boisterous
sing-song and speechifying by avati-
able professors, poaslbly Dr. Sedgewick, Dr. Snrum and Prof. Logan.
Suitable sustenance wttl be provided
and toasts to th* King, th* Alma
Meter and sundry other elevated personages and institutions will be
drunk in doer.
Some specld ceremony or appropriate ritual of a nature yd undetermined la contemplated by MUt
Owen, Junior Member, and Vic
Rogers, Preddent M.U.S., who are
handling thia tobacchand, and on*
ot whom wUl ad as Mader ot Ceremonies for the affair.
This Is not th* occasion for the
formd discarding of placard* and
green berets. But since, as Owen,
when interviewed, stressed complete
informaUty wUl reign, and since a
preponderance of Froth over upper-
clau men Is certain, the distinguished
appendages should arouse little embarrassment.
The attendance ot freshmen is compulsory. Their presence wnl be verified. Men ot other years will be
admitted for twenty-five cent*.
Explaining the details of the big
Sister system, President Dorothy
replace {Thompson addressed a meeting of
the W. U. S. in Arte 100, Friday afternoon. Lists of freshettes and
their big sisters are posted on the
notice board in the women's end of
the Art* building.
Friday evening, October 7, the Caf.
wiU be the scene of the Freshette
Supper party. This function has been
introduced instead of the usual
Freshette Initiation, while the Senior-
Freshette tea will take place in the
Gym Wednesday, October 12. The
time witt be announced later.
The newcomer* were reminded of
the rule ot the W. U. S. that women
are not allowed to amok* on the
campu*.
Big Siders To Meet
A meeting ot Big Slater* 1* called
for today noon, In which their duties
will be explained to them.
Little Sisters are reminded that
they have a duty also, which la being
neglected, seniors claim. Freshettes
ere failing to look In th* Letter Rack
or on the Notice Board and aa a consequence are putting their quad-relatives to some inconvenience. The
latter wish to get acquainted with
their junior* before the supper on
Friday next but the Freshettes are
proving timid and elusive. Not only
do they not answer letter* addressed
to them, but in many instance* they
do not even pick up their mail. Several first-year dudents however, have
dmilar complaints to lodge agalnd
thdr supposed elder* and betters. It
is hoped that aU difficulties will have
been strdghtened away by the end
of the week.
MANITOBA UNIVERSITY
CANNOT REDUCE FEES:
"POLITICAL STRATEGY"
Meetings Of Institute
Arranged For Every
Saturday Evening
CIP, Winnipeg, October 2.—In a statement issued by the
Investigation committee of the Manitoba Students' Union on
Tuesday, September 27, the students of this university were
advised to pay their tuition fees forthwith, at the present increased status (a flat increase of fifty dollars) as it was appar-
j ent there would be no reduction in university tuition fee rates.
Owing to the fact that the Students' Union were prevented,
apparently by political strategy, from obtaining any immediate
action or even satisfactory statement*, quately justified  by  any statement
regarding the dradic increase from
the Board of Governors of the unlverdty and the provlncid government the committee felt   that   the
dudent* were forced to comply.
Official Statement
The general opinion ot the dudent*
concerning the second  increase  in
fee* wu expressed by John S. Anderson, preddent   ot the   Manitoba
Student*' Union in his official statement.
When, early in September oi this
year, the dudents invedigating committee wrote to both the Provincial
Government and the Board of governors of the University demanding
either satisfactory statements explaining the sudden increase In tuition tees, or an Immediate reduction
of the same, the replies received were
found to be contradictory.
Thus it was apparent to the student investigating committee that
someone was evading the truth.
Evade Issue
Further communication between the
Student Council, the Government and
the Board of Governors reveded the
fact that the latter two were evading
the issue and had carried the question into entirely new ground.
'In concludon we mud inform the
dudents," continued the statement,
"that the increased fees must be paid.
Many, no doubt, anticipated this
statement, but the committee do not
recommend this with conviction, for
their investigation has reassured them
that the increase in fees is not ade-
Student Body
Augmented by
136lMstWeek
"Some functions of a university,"
"Electricity, the Servant of Man,"
"Pagan Ethics," are three of the
twenty-two subjects to be dealt with
In lectures given under the auspices
of the Vancouver Institute this
winter.
October 8 is scheduled for the first
meeting of the sixteenth year of this
organization, with which are affiliated ten associations of Vancouver
covering interests ranging from
mountain climbing to Shakespeare.
The lectures are free to the public,
and are held on the campus, usually
in Arts 100 at 8:15 p.m. each Saturday night.
Pres. Klinck Speaks
The Honorary President, Dr.
Klinck, wUl give the address on
"Functions of a University," at the
end of this week. Other officers of
the society are: Dr. Shrum, president;
Rev. F. W. Maccaud, past president;
Captdn Mellish, first vice-president;
Dr. M. Y. Williams, second vice-president; Mrs. H. H. Idle, treasurer; Mr.
Philip Tlmms, secretary.
Among the affiliated societies are
the Alpine Club of Canada, the Art,
Hidorlcal and Scientific Society, the
B. C. Academy of Science, the B. C.
Chamber of Mines, the B. C. Medical
Association, the B. C. Music Teachers' Federation, the Canadian Authors' Association, the Shakespeare Society, the Vancouver Natural History
Society, and the Vancouver Teachers' Association.
1932 Program
Following Dr. Klinck's lecture, Professor Angus will speak on October
15 on the Kidd Report. Mr. Kidd
will also speak. Further lectures are
as foUows:
October 29, Professor G. J. Spencer
on "St. Mark, 1:6."
November 5, Professor W. A. Carrothers, "Is Capitalism Doomed?"
Professor G. M. Weir, "Vital Social
Economics."
November 19, Professor G. M.
Shrum, "The Nature and Origin of
Cosmic Rays."
November 26, Mr. R. M. Brown,
"Why Use Wood?"
December 3, Professor P. A. Boving, "Scandinavian Art."
December 10, Professor E. G. Cull-
wick, "Electricity, the Servant of
Man."
1933 Program
January 7, Mr. D. A. McGregor,
"Sir  Matthew  Begbie."
Wood, "Sir Walter Scott-After One
Hundred Years."
January 21, Dr. A. K. Haywood,
"The Healing Cults."
January 28, Mr. R. L. Reed, " 'Can-
adlana' from a Collector's Standpoint."
February 4, the Alpine Club on
"Explorations in the Coast Range by
Alpine Club Members."
February 11, Mr. R. J. Cromie,
"Publicity's Place In Civilization."
February 18, Dr. J. S. Plaskett,
"The Expanding  Universe."
February 25, Professor R. H. Clark,
"Chemldry in the Service of Man."
March 4, members of the B. C.
Music Teachers' Federation on "The
Brahms Centenary."
March 11, Dean Buchanan, "Some
Recent Developments in Astronomy."
March 18, Mr. J. Ridington, "Art,
and Its Changing Standards."
March 25, Professor Todd, "Pagan
Ethics."
On April 1, the Institute will hold its
annual meeting, election of officers,
etc. The membership fees are 81.00
a year, and aU who attend the lectures are Invited to join.
received from either the Board of
Governor* or th* Provincial Government to date. But they must be
pdd.
"You have on* consolation if auch
It be. You are martyr* to a plan
of unlverdty finance which appears
to hnve had no precedent in the
history ot unlverdty education."
Edltorldly the Manitoban, dudent
newspaper, declare*:
Student Editorial
"The only progress evident in the
development of the foe dtuation lad
week 1* that there wiU be no reduction in fee*. The information which
the Student Investigation Committee
have been able to acquire aa a result
of their activities of the pad few
weak* is, to say the least, remarkable. But the dudent body is not
satisfied with the explanations of the
Government of Manitoba and the
Boaard of Governors of the University.
Might it not be suggested that the
Government, unlike the student
body, has failed to "keep faith with
the Unlveralty?"
The increased tuition fees must be
paid. But the work of the Investigation Committee of the U. M. S. U.
Council is by no means at an end.
The pursuance of their main object
—a settlement of the policy to be
permanently adopted by the Government of Manitoba towards the University—should be given immediate
ond   concentrated   attention."
January    14,    Professor   F.   G.   C. I Ubyssey
New Assistants
In Economics
And German
At an extraordinary general meeting of the Board of Governors on
Friday evening, September 30, it was
decided to increase the number of
Staff Assistants by five. Four are
to be appointed in the Department
of Economics—two in Accountancy,
and two in Statistics, and one is to
be appointed in the Department of
Modern Languages, as an Assisant
in German.
Miss Dyer, who was formerly In
the Department of Modern Languages lad year, won a Teaching Fellowship at the University of Wisconsin, and is at preesnt there, working
towards a Doctor's Degree. Mrs.
Royce, of the same department, who
came here several years ago after
taking her M.A. Degree in California,
has been reappointed assistant.
The names of the new assistants
appointed will probably be announced
at the end of the week, and may be
published in the Friday issue of The
Honorary Degree
For Ambassador
At the special congregation to be
held on Thursday, October 6, Hon.
Herbert Marler, Canadian Minister to
Japan, wiU receive an honorary LL.
D.  degree from the University.
Mr. Marler will speak to tiie gathering but the subject of his address has
not yet been announced.
Mr. Marler is a Canadian, born in
Montreal and the son of Judge W.
de M. Marler. He is a graduate of
McGill'in Arts and Law. In 1929 he
was appointed Canadian Minister to
Japan, the first to represent Canada
in the Orient.
This will be the first congregation
at which the general public wiU be
given preference over the students.
Preddent Klinck and those in charge
of the ceremony have taken this move
for two reasons. They feel it Is to the
interests of all to bring the public of
Vancouver In closer contact with the
University. Then, too, owing to the
ertreme importance of business relations with Japan, especially to Vancouver, Mr. Marler's address witt be
of great interest to the budness and
civic officials of this city.
University officials would like students te cooperate with the faculty
and the public by being present on
the campus to welcome Mr. Marler
during the procesdon to the Auditorium. A few students will be aUow-
ed Into the Auditorium if there are
any vacant seats left after the public
has been accomodated.
Water Contest!
STOP PRESS
It is absolutely compulsory for every Freshman to attend the Cairn
Ceremony on Friday, Oct.
7, at 8 a.m.
This Ceremony will take
place on the Mall opposite
the Main Entrance to the
Science Building.
The Frosh-Soph water polo contest
last week did not fail to come under
the watchful eye of Mr. Kodak. Here
are members of the two lower classes fighting it out in three or four feet
of Lily Pond water while the bullfrogs in the pool sit on their cast-
iron lily-pads and patiently wait for
the turmoil to cease. At the moment
this picture was taken five unfortunates were enjoying the cool and refreshing waters of the library lake.
M.U.S. President
Greets Frosh
Vic Rogers, president of the. Men's
Undergraduate Society, addressed a
meeting of freshmen on Monday, advising them as to the place and date
of the two frosh receptions to be
held this month. The annual frosh
reception is to be held on the fourteenth at the Arena Auditorium, at
which all freshmen wearing the regulation beret and placard will be admitted free. The "smoker" which
this year replaces the usual initation ceremony, is to take place this
Friday night, the seventh. The president, in announcing this, called for
volunteers who could play the banjo
or saxophone, etc., to help entertain
on that occasion. Severd names
(Please turn  to Page Two)
Since the report of registration was
printed in last Tuesday's issue of The
Ubyssey, the total number of dudents attending University this year
has swelled from 1576 to 1712—an increase of 136 dudents.
The Graduate's Clau has received
most of the late registrations, and
thirty-two more students are now
taking pod-graduate work; the number of dudent* in thia class ia at
present seventy-four, as compared
with lad week's report of forty-two.
In the Faculty of Arte and Science,
total registration ha* increased from
1139 to IMS—an increase ot dxty-dx.
Of the**, twenty-five have registered
in tiie Third Year Class, fifteen in
Second Year, thirteen in Fourth
Year, while the rank* o fthe Fresh-
ment now number twelve mor* than
at the beginning of the Session.
The Faculty of Applied Science
comes next, with 270 student* reg-
idered—twenty-nine more than the
•arllar report shows. The largest
increase here, a* in Art* and Sdence,
is in Third Year, where there are
thirteen late registrations. In Second Year, three more have registered, in fourth, five more, and in
Fifth, eight more.
Registration ln the faculty of Agriculture Is now fifty-eight Indeed
of fifty-three, and the increase here
comes in Fird and Fourth Years.
The Teacher Training Course how
has four more students than formerly, while Public Health Nursing has
one addition.
Registration In Nursing remains the
same—forty-eight, as does registration in Occupational Courses in Agriculture, in which class are two
students.
Limitation   of   registration   has   so
U.BC. Dramatists
Choose Advisors
Entering on its eighteenth year of
active service, the Players Club announces its Advisory Board for the
coming season.
With Dr. F. C. Walker heading the
list as Honorary President, the lid
presents severd names long associated with dramatic work at U.B.C.
and elsewhere.
Mrs. Gordon Shrum, Mrs. James
Lawrence, and Miss Dorothy Jefferd
have all seen the Players Club
through more than one ■ successful
performance. Mr. Sidney Risk is an
dum who ha* didinguished hlnudf
a* playwright a* weU as actor. Dr.
Harry Warren la a new acquldtion
to the board, dthough not to tho
dub itself, having served on tho executive in year* gone by, before the
spires of Oxford and the sky-scrapers
of Los Angeles loomed up.
The club plan* its preUminary canter for noon of Thursday next In
Arts 100, when would-be Thespians
wiU gather to try to shin* before the
footiights. "The Players Club offers
great opportunity to dudent* both
in acting and technlcd work," declare* BUI Cameron, the preddent.
AppUcanta wtil be welcomed, and
given, if tradWtion hold*, a portion
of a well-known eighteenth-century
drama to Interpret in order to show
forth their SkUl in the art of mime.
far proved unnecessary. Registration
in Flrd Year of Arts and Science,
and Agriculture, has fallen far short
of the limit of 500 dudents. While
the dass is limited to fifteen in the
Fird Year of the course in Nursing,
only thirteen are at present registered for the course, and the Teacher
Training Course, with its limit of
sixty dudents, now numbers fifty-
seven.
University
Cooks For
Goes to
Graduate
Gandhi;
Russia
theses on "Russia As I Saw It," if
she so desired and her attendance as
a Canadian delegate to the World's
Student Christian Federation convention at Utrhcet in August of this year
has only added to her store of current European  topics.
Particularly interested In behaviour
difficulties of problem children Miss
Osterhout spent much of her time at
European child clinic centres and at
Kingsley Hall, a settlement house in
By M. E.
Add to the ever-increasing list of U.B.C. graduates who
have travelled in distant countries since they received their
"Admitto te's" the name of Miss Mildred Osterhout, Arts '23,
who recently returned after a year's sojourn in Europe.
Cooking for Mahatma Gandhi was perhaps the most interesting experience she related in her interview with the Ubyssey.
A tour, also, through Russia, with a group of students from the
London School of Economics has provided her with sufficient
material to write four or five M.A., East London, which is kept going by
voluntary work on the part of those
living there.
Meets Ohandi
It was there she met Mahatma
Gandhi. As the duties of the chef
fell upon the shoulders of the U.B.C.
graduate, the great Indian leader was
often served with salads and fruit desserts concocted by Miss Osterhout.
Included in her daily routine was the
warming of the famous goat's milk
which has more than once reached
the front page of every newspaper
in the world. Contrary to newspaper
reports Gandhi's goat never set hoof
upon English sod. However, Gandhi
rigid in his manner of living, followed his usud diet with the help
of some English member of the goat
species.
The Mahatma, "Bapu" to his followers, arose at 4:00 a.m. every
morning and there followed fifteen
minutes of prayer, with his band of
native attendants. At five o'clock
he set out for his morning stroll,
usually accompanied by some of the
students from the Hail. The route
lay along the embankment of an
Eadslde canal, the closest thing to
real nature that could be had in
London. As winter came on with
more rain, fog, and darkness, Gandhi changed his morning walk to safer
quarters as he did not relish the
thought of slipping down the cut into
muddy water.
On these "before the dawn" drolls
Miss Oderhout had many informal
talks with him and said he was quite
willing to answer any questions put
to him.
Son With Ghandi
Along with Gandhi was hi* thirty-
year-old  son who,  although he  did
not agree with dl of the principles
outlined by his father, sympathazied
(Please  turn  to Pape  Two)
Musical Recital
On Wednesday
Allard de Ridder, director of the
Vancouver Symphony Orchestra,
will speak in the Auditorium on
Wednesday, October 5, at the flrd
noon-hour recital sponsored by the
Musical Society.
Accompanying Mr. de Ridder Is
one of the artists of his orchestra,
who will perform during the programme. The concert will be a
short one, as plans are not yd
definite and all of the performers
have not arrived.
Arrangements had been made to
sell students bookings for the
Symphony Concerts on the campus, but owing to a regulation of
the Alma Mater Society, this has
been made tmposrible. Booking*
may be obtained at the reduced
rates mentioned in the lad Issue
of the Ubyssey at J. W. KeUy's
Mudc Store by dl dudents showing their Identification aa being
connected with lT. B. C.
NOTICE
The Upper Men's Common Room
which has been rearranged for dudy
rooms wiU be available for men only. Page Two
THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 4,1932
Slip Ibgaanj
(Member C.I.P., P.I.P.A.) Teleplione: Point Orey 206
Issued twice weekly by the Student Publications Board of the Alma Mater
Society of the Unlverdty ot British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C.
MaU Subscriptions: |M0 per year Campus Subscriptions: $1.00 per year
ED1TOR-IN-CHIEF-F. St. John Madeley
SENIOR EDITORS
Tuesday: Tom How. Friday: Norman Hacking
Sport Editor: Day Washington
News Manager: Frances Lucas
Associate Editors: Archie Thompson, Margaret Little
Associate Sport Edlton Stu. Keate
Assistant Editor: Pat Kerr.
Assistant Sport Edlton Arnold White.
Literary Editor: Kay Crosby.
Feature Editort Guy S. Palmer
Exchange Editor: Jack Stanton
~~"~ REPORTORIAL STAFF
General: Boyd Agnew, Zoe Browne-Clayton, Mary Cook, John Cornish,
Darrel Gomery, David Jacobson, Jeanne Lakeman-Shaw,
Ruth Madely, Nancy Miles.
Sport: Jimmy Moyes, Christie Fletcher, Colin Milne, Ted Wilkinson, Dick
Briggs, Harry Jackson.
Business Manager: Reg. Price
Tuesday, October 4, 1932
YES, OUR COLLARS ARE ON RIGHT!
The offer of the Musical Society to obtain a block of seats
for the coming concert of the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra
and the appearance on the University stage of Allard de Ridder
should do much to stimulate interest in music as a cultural factor. The reduced price should appeal to students who are, from
all reports, peculiarly impecunious this year.
The Musical Society is to be congratulated on the way in
which they have consistently given the students a chance to
learn something of the universal language of music.
Mr. de Ridder himself has done much for the cause of
music on the Pacific Coast. Coming from the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra, he needs no further recommendation to
the initiated. Vancouver has been fortunate indeed in obtaining his charm and enthusiasm, and the students of this institution of much-touted higher learning should need no urging
to hear him speak tomorrow.  The fact remains that they do.
The University should be the cultural centre of the community, but if past experience is anything to go by, the students
have not yet become members of the University, they are only
students.   They are stUl afraid of being called 'high-brow.'
Now symphony is not high-brow. You students who have not
attended a concert of this nature are afraid you won't be able to
enjoy it. The Ubyssey's advice is go and find out. If you don't
enjoy yourself there is something fundamentally wrong with
your aesthetic temperament.
Occasional Observations
by FRANCES LUCAS
New Cocktail In Old Shaker
So "Hail U.B.C." is going to get all
dressed up in a new set of five-dollar
frills and then have a coming-out
party and get published! Good for
Harold and his King-Pins, or what-
are-they. That song has what it
takes, as they have been showing
us at interval* aU year. And it wiU
be grand to actually have that somewhat eludve score down in black and
white, so one won't go up when one
should go down, which is a lamentable propendty of mine.
With an effort in which bribery
and coerslon played a part, I once
got the composer to jot the melody
down for me, but I was deprived of
It by an enthusiastic grad far from
his native heath. I believe he intended to civilize the whole great
race to the south of us with its refining Influences, but I don't know
how far he has got yet.
New versions of the lyric ought to
be intereding. Will they go high
and noble, or will they be yellish
and coUoquial, I wonder? Anyway,
for the sake of all sticklers for accuracy, I hope' they will not contain
any further references to our glorious university, how it lies for aye
between the mountains and the sea.
Personally, I don't care, when I'm
singing the song, where It lies; but I
know that line has caused a great
deal of vexation to logical souls who |
S.PeK. Glanville
To Speak On
King Tut
Mr. S. P. K. Glanville, M.A., Assistant Keeper of Egyptian and Assyrian antiquities in the British Museum, will address dudents on Tutankhamen, Wednesday afternoon, at
3:00 o'clock In Applied Science 100.
Mr. Glanville la travelling under the
auspices of the National Council of
Education, and his flrd lecture In
Vancouver wiU be at the University.
One of Mr. GianvUle's hobbies is
the popularization of Egypt. He has
given many lectures on the subject,
frequently to children and adolescents, and his success with this type
of audience attests his ability to
avoid 'Undue technicalities.
Mr, Glanville was educated at
Marlborough College, and at Lincoln
CoUege, Oxford. During his second
year at the University, he spent much
of his leisure studying Greek Vases
under J. D. Beazley and thus discovered an attraction to archaeology
which finally decided his career.
From Exford he went out to Egypt
a* a schoolmaster in the government
service. He resigned his post at the
end of his first year in order to take
part in the Egypt Exploration Society's excavations at el-Amarneh. It
was a risk for it was temporary
work, and he earned only enough to
cover his living expenses. It gave
point out that it's all wrong, and' him enough experience, however, to
add further that It Is unnecessary to apply for the assidantshlp which he
be strong in adversity if all other now holds in' the British Museum,
teams acknowledge us maders. These <   He haa held his post with the Mus-
Founded on
QUALITY!
BUDGETARY BILGE
Now that things are more or less organized and running
smoothly, it is time for the executives of the various campus
organizations to start work on their budgets for the year.
When considering these nasty little things that can cause
so much worry, executives should take some cognizance of
the following things. First, despite the increase in registration reported in this issue, the number of students paying Alma
Mater fees is still considerably lower than was the case, last
year. This means retrenchment.
Any society that is not considering a general scaling down
of expenses cannot be alive to the facts. If the actual executive
itself does not minimize the proposed expenditures, it is quite
safe to say that Council will. It is worth a little time and thought
to cut out those things which are known to be pleasant but
bordering on the unnecessary, rather than have a body of
students, who cannot know the individual problems of the
societies they govern, cut out what they think can be most
easily dispensed with.
Second, the sooner budgets are in the hands of Council,
the sooner will they be passed. Needless to say that means, that
the formulation of definite plans can be got under way at an
earlier date.
Third, executives should remember that no purchases can
be made without a requisition, and that in the case of a cash
advance, all expenditures for amounts greater than twenty-
five cents, must be supported by receipts.
disciplinarians apparently do not re
alize the difficulties which rhymes
ters face, nor recognize the legality
of poetic license.
1
CLASS AND CLUB NOTES
MATHEMATICS CLUB
A business meeting of the club was
held   Friday   noon.   Pat   McTaggart-1
Cowan was elected president, R. V.
McLean having vacated his office.
Anyone wishing to join the club,
apply before October 7, stating course
to Miss F. Armstrong, Arts Letter
Rack. Graduates in Maths., Science-
men from the upper years and third
and fourth year Arts students majoring  in  mathematics are eligible.
LETTERS CLUB
The Letters Club will meet this evening, Tuesday, at the home of Mrs.
F. C. Walker, 3491 37th Avenue, West.
Miss Dorothy Johnson will read a
paper on "Coventry Patmore."
LITERARY FORUM
The first meeting of the Literary
Forum will be held today, Tuesday,
October 4, at 12 noon in Arts 105.
Old members are requested to be present. Applications for membership
will be received by the secretary,
May Bescoby, on or before Wednesday, October 5. Membership is open
to women students of all years.
ART CLUB
The first meeting of the Art Club
wiU be held Wednesday, October 5, at
12:10 in Arts 206. Those interested
are cordially invited to attend. This
club is not only for those who are
artistically inclined but for any who
wish to develop an appreciation for
art. Many interesting lectures are
given throughout the year by connoisseurs both at the Art Gallery and
at the homes of the members.
S. C. M.
A social meeting for any interested
in the S, C. M. movement on the campus  will  be  held  Tuesday,   tonight,
at 8 p.m. at 4654 West 6th Avenue.
CHESS CLUB
The Chess Club will meet in the
chess room at the north-east corner
of the gymnasium Friday noon. All
interested in joining the club please
attend. Handicap tournament starts
immediately.
CLASSICS CLUB
The first meeting of the Classics
Club will be held on October 5, at
8 o'clock at the home of Prof. H. T.
Logan, 1820 McGiU Road, University
Hill. The opening paper will be given
by Mr. Logan and his subject will be j conscious
Patronise Home Industry
"And while we're thinking about It,
or at least, while I'm thinking about
It,, it occurs to me that there are
a couple of good songs in the back
of the Handbook which nobody ever
seems to sing.
It won't be long now till*we are
in the midst of the raucous revelries
known as Pep Meetings. Why not
try these songs In the Intervals which
the Sciencemen leave us free of "Mr.
Noah?" After all, they are local
products, which is more—I believe—
than can be said of the last-named.
Buy British, and all that.
Sex Note
I notice a small note slipped, I
don't know why,' under the "Ten
Years Ago" section, indicating the
predominance of women over men
on an American collegiate paper. The
title would seem to suggest that this
is a deadly state of affairs. In that
case, the Ubyssey has nothing to fear
for the present, at least, since the
masthead shows a masculine majority. That masthead, however, is rather a moveable affair, especially at
this time of year, so conclusions
drawn from its statistics cannot be
called sound just yet.
Revolutions, E«c
I wonder if Dean Brock finds Hong
Kong a pleasant change after U.B.C?
I wonder If they will stage any revolutions or civil wars for him during
his stay? It would be Intereding to
get the comparison to those taking
place on the campus; I'm sure they
are not nearly so exciting. At lead,
the revolution end can't be. And
civil war tjiere must be getting almost as monotonous as It is here,
what with frosh and sophomores
holding daily debacles over the heads
of those unfortunate frogs (I knew
how It would be; one of them Is gone
now, perhaps never to return).
But revolutions, now. I think
U.B.C. students at their peak can
beat any Oriental spectacle going.
Yet it all seems to come out right in
the end, and next year it's all to do
again about something quite new,
One wonders what it will be this
year. Having lately quite thorougn-
ly attended to the Senate, the Board
of Governors, and the president, we
ought to turn our attention to something really big. I suggest that we
put on a great campaign against the
tyranny of the Caf; down with trays;
lobster salad, every day! How about
a petition against cutting down on
the grant of French fried potatoes?
That Campaign
Seriously speaking, though, I have
faint memories left over from last
year of some sort of campaign to
make the public university-conscious.
Are we still doing that, or are they
already?     And   that   sets
eum for eight years except for two
terms with the Egypt Exploration
Society, which have enabled him to
keep abreast with recent discoveries.
He has vidted most of the archaeological sites in the country and has
travelled extensively in Palestine and
Syria.
Mr. GianvUle's lecture will be
abundantly Ulustrated by slides as
weU as models. In describing some
of the outstanding treasures of the
different departments, Mr. GlanviUe
wUl take account of a recently developed side of museum work, namely iha cleaning and preservation of
antiquities, a field in which the British Museum Laboratory has been a
pioneer.
M. U. S. PRESIDENT GREETS
FROSH
(Continued from Page One)
were suggested by helpful freshmen
and the affair is expeded to be a
merry one.   The location will be announced through the bulletin boards.
Rogers next read a few of the bylaws of the constitution which were
omitted from the handbook this year,
reminding those in attendance that,
under bylaw 18, the society was
given charge of arranging all men's
social functions, which are to take
place on Friday night. Bylaw 19
states that no Intoxicating liquors
of any sort wUl be tolerated on the
campus, nor are any showing signs
of such allowed within the precints
of the unlverdty. AU those who are
not Varsity students must receive an
invitation from the Alma Mater Society before attending university
functions. No couple may be made
up of which both are non-Vardty
students. Card playing for money,
or gambUng of any sort Is taboo. All
major functions are to end at one
and all class functions at twelve.
Vic closed the meeting with a word
of advice to all freshmen who had
not yet obtained a beret and placard, advising them to do so as soon
as possible.
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the authorship of the "Iliad."
All members and prospective members are asked to be present, those
eligible being members of the Third
and Fourth years who are taking any
Greek or Latin courses.
MUSICAL SOCIETY
Applications for membership may
be obtained in* the Musical Society
room, Auditorium 207 (backstage)
and must be deposited in the same
room before noon, Friday, October 7.
Watch this column In coming issues and the Society's two notice
boards in the Arts Building and Quad.
OUTDOORS CLUB
Members and prospective members
should be at the cabin as early as
possible next week-end to finish up
the work drive which is weU under
way. Watch for further notice Friday.
me wondering if Win Shilvock was
right after all, and my degree won't
be worth anything. I have no doubt
that he was ,and recent graduates assure me of it; only they put it that
even B.C. (Before the Cut), theirs
weren't, as far as they could see.
However, that's economics, and not
my field.
I   turn   to  poesy,   and   the   sage
Khayyam.
Alike for those who for B.A. prepare,
And those that after a B. Commerce
stare,
A Graduate In the Depression cries,
"Fools! for your Job is neither Here
nor There,"
PLAYERS CLUB
Players Club applicants will mod
in Arts 100 on Thursday, October 6,
at 12:10.
UNIVERSITY GRAD TOURS
RUSSIA
(Continued from Page One)
with him in his attempt to help his
country.
The trip through Russia included
the cities of Leningrad, Moscow,
Kharkor, and Dneipestroy. Individuals in Russia, Miss Osterhout said,
are now being trained with a new
outlook on life and time will see
the eradication of the present practices.
A visit to the marriage and divorce
halls showed them to be large rooms
with their four walls plastered with
posters demonstrating how to bring
up chil-lren and proclaiming the effect of alcoholism on the infant. Divorce is common among the very
young people anu particularly if
there are no children. The legal age
of marriage is as low as 14 for girls
in some places. As for changing
their names there are only a few
women who do it; the others prefer
their own.
To Be On Campus
A noon-hour address on Mahatma
Gandhi will be given by Miss Osterhout within the next few weeks under the auspices of the S.C.M. She
meets Wednesday night this week
with the International Relations Club
at the home of Prof. F. H. Soward;
and she will also conduct a study
group on "The Social Principles of
Jesus and Practical Projects in Applying Them" In connection with the
S.C.M. study group program.
INTERNATIONAL   RELATIONS
CLUB
The first meeting of the term will
be held at the home of Prof. F. H.
Soward, 1475 Tolmie Avenue. Miss
Mildred Oderhout will address the
club on her impresdons of Rusda
and present-day Europe.
New members should communicate
with the secretary, Miss Frances
Quail, Arts Letter Rack, or with the
Preddent, Wm. C. Oibson, Union College, immediately.
V. c. u. •-
On Fridays the V. C. U. plan to conduct a series of Bible studies on the
topic "Epochs in the life of Chrid."
These wiU deal briefly with outstanding incidents in the Ufe of Christ,
seeking to show the turning points in
his career, and his struggle with ecclesiastical tyranny and bigotry.
While these studies are primarily
for Christian students, aU interested
are welcome. On this coming Friday
the topics to be discussed are "The
Problem of Jesus," and "A Flrd
Glimpse of Jesus."
The Union also announces that on
Wednesday, October 12, a special
meeting for freshmen will be held.
This will be for the purpose of introducing the V. C. U„ its aims, beliefs
and work to those new members of
the fird and second years.
AU meetings are held in Arte 204
at 12:05.
BOOK EXCHANGE
Book Exchange receipts can be
cashed on Thursday in the Accountant's office.
C. O. T. C.
Next Monday, October 10 being a
holiday, the Corps Intends to condud
several competitions on Blair Rife
Range with the object of getting more
practice for the Inter - University
Match taking place October 30. This
match is fired at the 200 yard, 500
yard and 600 yard ranges and judging
by the scores of October 2, which are
considerably  higher  than  lad  year,
we should have no difficulty in winning. Members who find they cannot
attend the shoot being hdd on October
10, may be able to attend the one
on October 9 instead. AU those who
wish to take part in the above matches
on the above dates, one or both are
requested to leave their names in the
C. O. T. C. Orderly Room.
SCHOLARSHIP STUDENTS
Scholarship students are requested
to call at the Registrar'* Office on
Wednesday, October 5, for their cards.
This Is very important as delay may
cause inconvenience, to other scholarship holders.
COMING EVENTS
NOTICE
Freshettes mud report between the
hours of 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. on Wednesday or Thursday in the CouncU
Board Room, top floor of the Auditorium Building.
STUDENTS
- Eat When U Like -
Drive to the
Varsity
Tea Rooms
4605 W. 10th Ave.
AFTERNOON TEAS
"Where the Wise Ones Eat"
P. G. 171
rODAY-
Women's Gym Club, Arts 105,
noon.
WEDNESDAY, Od. 5th-
Preddents of Athletic Clubs
to address Frosh, Gym, noon.
Women's Undergrad Meeting,
Art* 1*0. noon.
Swimming Club, Applied Sc.,
100, noon.
Men's Gym Club, Art* IM,
noon.
THURSDAY, Od. Cth-
Congregation,  Auditorium,  2
p.m.
Your Nearest Bank is
The   Canadian
Bank  of
Commerce
Tenth and Sasamat Branch
A general banking business is transacted, and accounts of the Faculty and
Students of The University of British Columbia
are welcomed.
BANKERS TO THE
ALMA MATER
SOCIETY
C. R. Myers, Manager
University Book Store
Hours: 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers
at Reduced Prices
Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.
Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink.
Ink and Drawing Instruments.
Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.
ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE Tuesday, October 4. 1932
THE UBYSSEY
""""BU
Page Three
»■'■' —I' — IIMIIMi ii — IIM.MUM u»iA
The Campus j
Can^Opener
A sophomore reporter Invaded the
pub. yesterday to use the phone. I
listened in. Not because I wanted to
but because I had to. The youth nad
a voice box that mud have been designed for the Empress of Britain.
It went like this:
"Poin' Or' Ni-nl-sen-el."
"R't."
Pause while sophomore waits for
developments.
«"Lo, 'speakln'?   'Smom?"
"Lissenmom, I wantud ta letcha-
know I wuz gonn' 'ave supprat Jim's
t'nl. Yah. Wuflgger'd wuddo ar
work together Uke wudld lassweek.
Yah. Wumanuj ta getlong qulck'rlf
wuddo 't together. I dothu quea-
chuns 'n* he duzthansers."
"Bu'Ussenmom, Jim to'me uwUago
'swub th'nlghtuv the resslin' matchuz
'n' he wazzun gonnado en' studin'
atoll.   S'guoss'U b'lnfer supper."
• *   »
Frankly admitting that unlverdty
dudent* wiU extend their field of
reading beyond this column this session, I would like to bring to their
attention a few readable book* which
have appeared lately on all the up-
to-date bookstands. Invedigatlon at
the Ubrary and ^ookdores proved
that these volume* are not available
on the campus. The dudent must
look elsewhere.
"The Autobiography of a Selt-
Made Man," by Queen Elizabeth, is
the indde dory of her outside life
as told in her diary which was recently discovered by an historian,
moth-eaten and faUing to pieces. The
editor goes ao far as to print some
of the queen's adual words. The
book has been, censored In ail French
speaking countries.
"India One Ear and Oudh the
Other," by Mahatma Gandhi, covers
the whole question of India's nationalism. The author, who, by the way,
Is an expert economist, and has a
keen sense of humour, suggests the
"back-to-the-spinning-wheel" movement as a sure-fire cure for the
world depression. Spin good of him
to tell us that anyway. He also offers valuable advice on how to spend
time while in jail. The book should
be read by every college student.
• *   •
A few speUing errors may sneak
their way into The Ubyssey but
nothing worse, I hope, than one in
the Unlverdty Cdendar.   "Soccer" is
spelt "socker."
• *   *
"Jud a minute," said the librarian,
"allocate up for you."—M. E.
He's Got the Tune
But Not the Words
Harold King, composer of "Hall
U. B. C," announces a prize contest
to be held in connection with the
song, with an award of five dollars
to the winner.
The prize Is offered for the best
set of new words to fit the melody
which Varsity has been warbling for
the past year. If enough interest is
shown, a sing-song will be held in
order to put the idea across more
thoroughly. The song will be published with the new words, if their
quality warrants it.
Entries are to be turned into the
Ubyssey office.
Co-Co Again
Note: This is an account of an Interview with Co-Co, who is enjoying a holiday from Essondale. It is
the fird assignment of a certain reporter who ia trying out tor the
Muck Page.—Ed.
I knocked at the door of Room 295.
"Enter," shouted a voice, "but
abandon hope all ye who enter here,"
it continued ln even more stentorian
tones. The door was suddenly ripped
open. "It that'* th* right quotation,"
the voice went on mUdly.
But nobody could be seen. "Where
are you?" 1 enquired.
"I'm Singing'in the Bathtub, On
Top of the World."
"I've come to interview you."
"Oh, la that you, Mr. Reporter?
Come right ln." And a man appeared
from behind the door. Arrayed in
plus fours and a bathing suit, he
presented an Imposing sight. "I
have to be careful," he explained,
"very careful. So many men come
up here trying to seU me oysters.
Do I look like the kind of man that
wanted to buy oysters?"
There seemed to be no sens* ln answering this quedlon, so I opened
up, "Are you Mr. Co-Co?"   x
"Just a minute, and I'll see." Out
the door he dashed like a whirlwind;
ln five minutes he was back. "Late,
aren't I," he gasped, "but I have the
information you want. Yes, I am Mr.
Co-Co. I asked the desk clerk. And
the bell-boy. Also the headwaiter.
Have a cigar."
"You were born . . . ?" I enquired
delicately.
"Yes,   certainly,"  he  retorted,   "of
course.   But how did you guess?
rather wanted it kept a secret."
"I meant when?" I said desperately.
"Oh, about 1472, or perhaps 1742.
I forget jud now."
"But that would make you two or
three hundred years old," I gasped.
"Yes, It would, wouldn't it? It
does seem rather long now you mention it. But then I don't remember
my birth. Makes it rather awkward,
doesn't it? I have been an orphan
all my life. Eric the Red—no, no, not
a gangster—slayed them out in the
isles. Have another cigar—a cup of
tea—a bowl of cherries?"
Suddenly he screamed, and pointed
at my hair. "Black hair," he panted," I always kill people with black
hdr, especially on Saturdays." Dashing to the wall, he seized a heavy
chibouque.
But by the time he got to the door
I was on the street-car.
The Accounts of the
Students and Staff
of
The University of
British Columbia
are welcomed by
BANK OF
MONTREAL
Established 1817
WEST POINT OREY BRANCH
Trimble and Tenth Avenue Wed
A. B. MOORE, Manager
F. L. Anscombe
TAILOR AND
DRY CLEANER
4465 W. 10th Ave. P.G. 86
We CaU For and Deliver
b This Gnu To You?
"I never knew," said the Kangaroo,
"A Onu who knew what he thought
he knew,
And the Onus that I know are many.
It Is news to me, 1 am teUing you,
That the Onus know news when ite
really) new,
For the Onus never heard of any.
"It may be true," said the Kangaroo,
"That a new Onu knows what an
old Onu knew
Which is little enough—you said It;
But If ever I should get the cue
Thata new Gnu knew Who's Who ln
the Zoo.
It's something I couldn't credit."
"The only Gnu that I ever knew
Whose nose knew news when it came
in view,
Was a Gnu from Patagonia.
He knew new news as the Gnus don't
know
But that Gnu got flu from a Gnu he
knew.
He sneezed—achoo!
Till he turned pale blue—
Ah, sad is the news of this Gnu I
knew,
For he died of double gnu-monia."
—Ex.
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Gather round, lads and lassies and forsooth and for ten cents
I will pour into your ears, be they cauliflower or shell-like, a
secret. Tis this. Observe carefully this page. Does nothing
unusual strike your'eyes, question mark. (Sorry, folks, but
this darn typewriter has not the facilities for typing interrogation marks.)
Yes, we have dared to print a cross-word puzzle. We present it for your amusement. The definitions, while a bit out
of the ordinary, are genuine. To the person first handing in
a correct solution—members of the Publications Board being
barred—will be awarded a free cup of coffee. However, we
insist that you buy a ticket for the Orpheum to get it.
HORIZONTAL
1. Imagine mine.
4/ 10 Any classics dudent will tell you
this is a wing.
V 11. Rowing implement.
12. American for  "regarding."
11/13. Carpenters hold one of these in
their hand sometimes.
15. Baby's second word.
17. People walk on these in Paris.
19. Sometimes preceeded by O.K,
/21. If it isn't a daughter its this.
/ 23. Cockney for what you wear on
your head.
«* 24. This is what you look for when
it rains.
26. Walter WincheU favors this.
\J 27. Peas come in this.
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30.
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/32.
V 34.
you
What stowaways do.
Permit.
Vines do this.
The eyes have them.
You  generally  are—though
don't think so.
35. Negro for "is."
37. Yu   can't   change   this   fellow's
markings.
./39. like.
-J 40. This is what makes cloth good.
x/42. If it weren't for these, dreet-
cars would have a tough time finding
their way about.
«/43. Handy In case of trouble.
44. Short for "ouch."
46. Fat old maids are fond of these.
J 47. Thank you.
V48. What  Varsity  students haven't
got.
50. Machines  wouldn't  go  without
this.
f 51. Coy  freshettes  cause  a  lot  of
this, even If this puzzle doesn't.
WATCH FOR THEM
NEXT     WEEK!
BOXING CLUB
First workout of the Boxing Club
tonight at 7:00 in the Gym.
No experience necessary. Good instructor. All interested invited.
MEN'S GYM CLUB
The first meeting of the year will
be held in Arts 108, Wednesday noon
of this week, to arrange for the week-
night turnout. Tuesday will probably
be the night chosen.
LA FONDA
4TH AND ALMA
Operating As Usud
Come along after that dance or
social to "the place where
Varsity meets"
No Cover Charge
VERTICAL
1. Father doesn't like these.
2. Kingsley's  Water  Babies   were
dressed lute this.
3. Looks like ale to me.
iou ought to get this one, It's
ln every cross-word puzde.
5. This is a pun on what women
have on their hate nowadays.
6. Thus.
7. This kind of dog causes quite
a row.
8. Someone is dways introducing a
new one of these.
9. Mod  of Councils  work suffers
from this.
13. Where you felt Father use his
strop.
z 14. If It weren't for these Canada
would be dry.
< / 18. Latin conjunction.
V19. You'll  find  a  clam  in  this  if
you're lucky.
M 20. Shackles.
22. Oh! Oh!
24. The Romans got a lot of this.
25. The   Boat   Club   would   have
liked to do this.
27. Omens.
^29. Once in a long time the Soccer
team does thia.
33. This Is considered necessary for
some portions of the epidermis.
V 34. Some   people   call   it   Sodium
Chloride.
V38. Baby's fird word.
38. A portion.
V 39. Jud a Uttle short of air.
v 41. Painters make models do this,
v 43. Some people are beyond it.
45. Satan likes to make this.
v 47. What   aU   good   little   sardines
get into.
v 49. Where balloons go.
J 50. Caesar had one of these in his
leg.
Litany Coroner
On what
Subject
Shall I write
This Lit.
Cor?
On Spring?
No.
On the beeyootiful
Mountains?    Again,
No.
On Hazing?    Alas,
There Is
j No
1 Hazing.
On the Frosh-Soph
Swimming  contest?
No.
That  has
Been
Lit. Cor'd.
Before.
Shall  I  Anathematize
The—typewriter—
Wlth-
No-
Question-mark?
Hut this one is
Provided
With one.
?
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Like this:
NOTICE
The Fall Congregation, slated for
October 6, will not be open to dudents
so that the Vancouver pubUc may
take advantage of attending it. Two
o'clock lectures however, wiU be cancelled and students are asked to line
the walk from the Library to the
Auditorium tj watch the proceadon.
GRASS HOCKEY CLUB (Men)
There will be a grass hockey practice on Wednesday, October 6, at 3:30
p.m. on the hockey field. Freshmen
are asked to attend. Turn out to
pradlces and win a place on the team.
Watch the notice board for league
games.
dlhr Unhtrrsttu of Srtttah (ftolumbia
Information to Students
FEES
All cheques must be certified and made payable to
"The University of British Columbia"
Mailing Certified Cheques to Bursar Is Recommended
1. The sessional fees are as follows:
For Full and Conditioned Undergraduates—
In Arts and Science-
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $ 65.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd    60.00
$125.00
In Social Service Course-
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $ 65.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd ....   60.00
$125.00
In Applied Science—
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $ 90.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd    85.00
$175.00
In Agriculture—
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $ 65.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd ....   60.00
$125.00
In Nursing and Public Health-
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $ 65.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd ....   60.00
$125.00
In Teacher Training Course-
First Term, payable on or before Oct. 10th $40.00
Second Term, payable on or before Jan. 23rd 35.00
$75.00
Alma Mater Fee—Payable on or before Oct. 10th....$10.00
Caution Money—Payable on or before Oct. 10th ....$ 5.00
For Partial Students
Fees per "Unit"—Payable on or before Oct. 10th....$12.50
Alma Mater Fee—Payable on or before Oct. 10th... 10.00
Caution Money—Payable on or before Oct. 10th    5.00
For Graduates
Registration and Class Fee—Payable on or before
Oct. 10th—First Registration $30.00
Each Subsequent Session    5.00
After these.dates an additional fee of $2.00 will be
exacted of all students in default.
The Alma Mater Fee is a fee exacted from all students
for the support of the Alma Mater Society.   It was authorized by the Board of Governors at the request of
the students themselves.
The Caution Money is a deposit from which deductions
will be made to cover breakages, wastage, and use of
special materials in laboratories, etc. If the balance
to the credit of a student falls below $1.50 a further deposit of $5.00 may be required.
2. Immediately after October 10th and January 23rd
the Bursar will notify students who have not paid their
fees that steps will be taken to ensure their exclusion
from classes while the fees remain unpaid.
3. Students registering after October 10th shall pay
their fees at the time of registration, failing which they
become subject to the provisions of Regulation 2.
4. Special fees are:
Regular supplemental examination,
per paper $ 5.00
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THE UBYSSEY
Tuesday, October 4, 1932
CAMPUS   SPORTS
Varsity Defeats Westminster in First Game
DOCTOR BURKE'S SQUAD
DOWNS ROYAL CITY BY
6T01 SCORE SATURDAY
Henderson Scores Only Touchdown of Game
In Second Quarter—Blue and Gold Squad
Withstand Sensational Aerial Attack in
Last Canto—Line and Backfield Turn
In Good Records
By DAY WASHINGTON
With all of the "wise money" bet against them, Dr. Gordon
Burke's inexperienced and untried Canadian gridders caused
the most sensational upset of the 1932 Big Four season by presenting the hignly-praised New Weatminater team with a 6-1
defeat at Athletic Park Saturday afternoon.
The Blue and Gold Grid machine made up lor its lack of
experience by playing with an enthusiasm and team spirit never
before excelled at U.B.C.  As a team and individually the boys
showed the reran* ot th* relentless
coaching of Doc Burke and Jack
Com during the ted two weeks by
holding an experienced team to a lone
point .and withstanding a withering
aerld attack in the lad quarter to
capture a popular victory.
Til* Vardty line-work was smooth
and effetclve both on offendve and
defendve play. Although they fdied
to score any fird downs against New
Westminster's team, the Blue and
Oold Un* held their opponents from
making yard* In the third quarter
with but ten yarda to go for a
touchdown. The backfield worked
Uke Trojans running back punts and
cutting right and left on line plays
to make yardage; while Farrington
and CoUin* in the end positions left
nothing to be desired. As quarterbacks Root and Bolton, both of last
year's team, directed plays like veterans.
The Royd City crew attempted
eighteen forward passes and completed three for a total gain of 65
yards. Varsity attempted two and
made one for 5 yards.
Play for the first quarter was very
close with no advantage for either
team. In the second canto Doc
Burke sent in five new men and the
opposing backs began a kicking duel.
On a long kick "by EUett and a fumble by the crimson back, Varsity secured to make it first and ten on the
Westminster 15-yards line. On the
first down Henderson went through
for five yards. On the next play,
with the right end blocked, he cut
through middle and plunged across
for the only touch of the game.
Keith Hedreen converted and half
time found the count 6-0 In favor
of Vardty.
In the third quarter New West-
minster pressed and scored one point
when Rich kicked to the deadline.
With the score 6-1 agalnd them In
the find quarter, Westminder started an aerial attack that kept the ball
in the air mod of the time on forward passes. After four incompleted
passes the Crimson team gained 20
yards by the aerial route only to
lose possession.
With five minutes left to play New
Westminster gained the ball on the
Vardty 26-yard line and made first
downs. When camped on the U.B.C.
10-yard line they lod possession.
The game ended In mld-fleld with
Varsity in possession of the ball, and
the ball game.
The teams'.
Westminster Varsity
Rich  backs	
Henderson       EUett
Mclntyre   Hedreen
Davie       Moore
McDonald    quarter    Root
Callagan   ends   Collins
Bourne   Farrington
Parkes    middles    Pearson
Ward       Kirby
McQuarrie  insides.. D. Stewart
R. Hde   J. Stewart
R. McDonald   centre  D. McCrlmmon
Subs.
Varsity—Keillor, Wilson, Senkler
Henderson, Goumenlouk, Malcolm,
Bolton,  Rush,  Mclntyre,  Johnstone.
Westminster—Trassolinl, J. McDon
dd, Curtis, Mclntyre, HU1, Desbresay,
Robson, Richards
R*f*r**, Stan Johnston*; umpire,
Harold Strlght; head linesman, Nell
Watson.
Collegiate Sportlight
BY STUART KEATE
WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKEY
CLUB
The first meeting of the Women's
Grass Hockey Club will be held
Thursday, October 6, in Arts 2iio at
noon. Two members of the executive will be elected. The first practice will be held on Saturday, October 8, with time and place published
soon on the Quad Notice Board.
Everyone interested but unable to attend either meeting please get in
touch with Marjorie Finch, President,
or Robina Mouat, Secretary. Beginners especiaUy welcomed.
Soccermen
Draw 3-all
At Cambie
At last striking something Uke last
season's form, Vardty Senior Soccer
team obtained their first point in the
standings on Saturday at Cambie
Street, by drawing, 3-3, with Chinese
Students.
The game was a fast contest, which,
although rough and ragged at times,
produced flashes of good football.
Varsity obtained the first goal, and
appeared to have the game in hand
when they held a two goal lead in
the second hdf, but the Chinese
scored twice to tie things up again.
Varsity kicked off against a strong
sun, and for a few minutes, were
held on the defensive by the speedy
Orientals, When they findly weathered the first attack, and assumed the
offendve they gave the Chinese defence a busy time ,and forced several corners. After a number of
chances had been missed, Munday
opened the scoring for Varsity after
a snappy short pasdng attack.
Varsity continued on the attack
from the kick off, but after attempts
by Dave Todd and Kozoolin had
failed the Chinese began to bother
the Blue'and Gold defence, and McGill and Costain were called on to
make several fine clearances. Play
then returned to the Oriental goalmouth, where Munday was unlucky
in hitting the post with a fine shot.
Shortly after this, Costain charged a
Chinese forward heavily, and a penalty was awarded. This, however,
was missed by Home Yip of the
Chinese squad. The Students continued to force the play, playing a
typical kick and rus.» game, and
five minutes before the half ended
another penalty was given, this time
for hands. Jack Soon made no mistake this time, tying the score with
a shot Inside the post. The half ended at 1-all.
Play in the second half was even
for some time, with Varsity finally
breaking away to take the offensive.
Fifteen minutes after the kick-off,
Laurie Todd tricked two men and
went through to put the collegians
ahead once more. The Orientals returned to the Varsity end and forced
several corners, but all were finaUy
cleared. Play returned to the Chinese
goal mouth where Bud Cooke snared
the ball In a scramble, and scored
Varsity's third goal. The advantage
was short-lived, however, as Quene
Yip tore through the Varsity defence
a minute later to score the Chinese'
second goal, and once more put them
within striking distance. Varsity
struggled hard to increase the margin, and dominated the play for
some time, but could not tally agdn.
With five minutes to go, the ball
went up to Jack Soon, who was
waiting in an off-side position, and
he broke BWBy to tie the score.
Neither team was able to score in the
remaining five minutes.
The whole Varsity squad showed
much improvement over their display of the previous Saturday. Tlie
forward line was shifted around from
We print below pictures of three of the veterans of Varsity
grid warfare, boys who were "in there" all the time last
Saturday and undoubtedly lent that stability to the team which
brought them victory.
But to me, the real stars of the game were
those freshmen and sophomores who were under
Big Four fire for the first time Saturday. George
Henderson, who careened and swerved his way
through to the first Varsity touchdown of tile year;
'Reg. Ellett, who comes direct from Prince of
Wales High School with his fine tackling and
heavy kicking; and Frankie Rush, grinning sophomore who used
to go around English Rugby .ends at Kitsilano High School. Inset shows Frankie in one of his more serious moments, when he
was guiding the athletic destinies of Arts '35.
And here's Gordie "Scoop" Root, who bandies tongue-
lashings with the Great Straight through their
several news mediums. But on Saturday it was a
case of "all kidding aside" for Root, and Ihe husky
ex-crooner went through tiie opposing line with
the ease with which one can go through one of hla
famous 95-word leads. A recent trip to Seattle la
said to have done wonders for Gordie's game, as
he learned several new maneuvers while in the
Sound City.
ENGLISH RUGGERS DROP
FIRST TISDALL CUP GAME
SATURDAY BY 18-12 SCORE
Varsity Leads 12-5 at Half Time—Ken Mercer Scores Twice — Spectacular 50-yard
Run by Chris Dalton
BY CHRISTIE FLETCHER
After piling up a lead of 12-5 in the first half against the
North Vancouver All-Blacks, Varsity English Ruggers dropped
their opening fixture of the season by a score of 18-12 on Saturday afternoon at Brockton Point.
Notwithstanding their defeat, the Blue and Gold aggregation, piloted by Art Mercer, showed considerable form, and
should, with more practice, be a real threat in the Tisdall Cup
Series this season.
Freddie Bolton alternated with Root at the signal-calling
job and tied the opposition up time and again with his variety
of plays. Freddie got in front of about 200 pounds
of man-muscle in the third quarter and had to
be carried off the field. The plucky Sclenceman
didn't care for that at all and on the way in shouted "I'm all right, Doc, let me go in." In the crucial
moments of the last quarter Freddie was back
in the play and his field generalship steadied the
rookies and pulled them out of more than one hole.
As predicted, Dougie Mclntyre catapulted his 130 pounds
through the opposing line time and again for big
gains. Dougie was just one big headache to the
New Westminster gang and even his old pal
"Truck" McDonald couldn't stop him. Doug, is
business-like off the field but when he's on he's
even more so. Doug's long suit is catching and returning punts, as anyone who saw the last Western
Intercollegiate Championship game will testify.
We'll see him in action Thanksgiving Day when Varsity takes
on the tough V.A.C. aggregation.
This talk of knockouts and "grid warfare" reminds me of
the one about the know-it-all who said that football was becoming too "sissy."
"Oh yeah?" asked one of the players. "Let me tell you
something, son. The other day we were practising out at the
field and the Dean came over.
" 'Coach/ he asked, 'Who's been eating grapes out here
on the football field?'
'Those aren't grapes, sir,' the coach replied, 'Those are
eyes from Saturday's game.'"
Nice boys, these football players!
The Varaity boy* started an agres-
aive attack, and th* gam* was only
a minute old whan K*n Mercer want
over after foUowing up his own
kick. Th* try want unconverted.
The North Shore boys pressed hard
and forced Varsity behind their own
twenty-five, but Cleveland relieved
with a fine kick. Ken. Mercer obtained possession from the loo** and
passed to Leggat who broke away
for what appeared to be a certain
try until referee Murray Rowan
called him back for being offside.
With the play hovering around mid-
field, the Blue and Oold threes
handled nicely, giving the leather to
fleet-footed Chris Dalton who made
a beautiful fifty-yard wing run for
tlie second try of the game. Cleveland failed to add the additional
points. The ball was no sooner in
play again, when on a pass trom
Leggatt, Ken. Mercer slid over to
boost tne Varsity total to nine points.
Cleveland made a fine attempt to
improve  at  a  difficult   angle,   just
VARSITY GRASS HOCKEY
CLUB
The Varsity Grass Hockey Club
has begun this season in a very
promising manner. The turn-outs to
practices have been very good and
it is hoped that the Club will field
two teams this season. Dr. Warren
who is one of the founders of the
Grass Hockey Club, Is back on the
campus and is taking a very keen
and active interest In the club. Professor Black, who is again coaching
the team, Is confident that the Club
will have a very successful season.
BADMINTON CLUB
The annual meeting of the Badminton Club will be held at noon
Thursday, October 8, in Arts 108.
Everybody interested should be out—
especially  *• rosh.
necessity, and seemed to strike a
smooth working formation. AU the
goals scored were well-placed shots,
and were the results of good combination. The defence seemed to be
in much better shape than last week,
and showed little evidence of tiring.
The newcomers to the squad. Rus-
sel Stewart and Hughie Smith, both
turned in creditable games. Laurie
Todd was once more the outstanding
forward, his goal being a beautiful
effort. McOiU was the pick of a
hard working defence which made
few slips.
The team: Frattinger; McGill, Costain; Wright, Kozoolin, Stewart;
Smith, L. Todd, Munday, D. Todd,
Cooke.
Tennis Tournament
Under Way Soon
President Reg Price ot the Varsity
Tennis Club is looking forward optimistically to a most successful FaU
tournament. With fine weather prevailing, every court on the campus
is being kept busy.
! Colin Milne, who at present holds
'the Canadian and B. C. Junior titles,
will lead the formidable array of
male stars. Other outstanding "racketeers" are Jimmy Bardsley, prominent
this summer in the Public Courts
tourney, Oliver Lacey, Denis
Nichol, Harold Lando, Reg Price,
Dave Todd and Fred Chu. With
challenge cups at stake in most of
the events competition should be
keen.
Plans for the Fall Tournament are
weU under way, and those Intending
to enter should sign their name at
once on the lists posted about the
campus. There is a flat entry fee
of $1.00, which includes also membership in the University lennis Club,
with the privilege of Club hours on
all courts three days a week.
The President, Reg Price, announces that there w... be a meeting
today at noon in Arts 108. Business
relating to the Tournament and possible outside competition will be
discussed, and everyone interested in
tennis Is welcome.
NOTICE
The VarsMy-Frosh track meet
has been postponed until October
12.
Track Team
Opens Well
Saturday
Saturday's Invitational Track Meet,
staged under ideal weather conditions in Varsity's wonderful oval,
provided many thrills for the smaU
crowd in attendance, and gave promise of better meets to come. Competing against the New Westminster
A. C, Finnish A. C, Vancouver
Y.M;C.A., and Ex-Britannia A. C,
Varsity came off well with four first
places and as many seconds, to notch
the highest number of points. With
many of her stars engaged in other
sports Varsity depended on her
Freshmen tracksters for many of hei
points.
Haddon Agnew, Junior Olympic
discus champion, competing as a
Frosh for Varsity, won his chosen
event with a toss of 118 feet, and
then came back to take a close second In the shot-put. Out-classed In
the 100, Max Stewart, genial Track
President, won the furlong handily
from A. Collier of New Westminster
in 24 2-5. In the broad jump, U.B.C.
took first and second place, Heron
getting the call over Little with a
leap of 19 ft. 6 in.
The best race of the day, excepting perhaps the 100, was the mile
run, in which Alfie Allen and Herb.
Barclay placed one two, for the University. Taking the lead from the
gun, Barclay soon strode to the
front, with Allen at his heels. Running easily, despite his lack of
training, Barclay led by 10 yards at
the end of the second lap. At this
point, Foster of the Y. challenged,
but Barclay and Allen simply put
on the steam, and Foster fell back.
Rounding the curve, Allen dug his
flying spikes Into the cinders, and
breezed past Herb., to win by twenty
feet, running away. Timed in the
good time of 4.50., Alfie could easily
have cut this down to 4.45., if he had
extended himself.
Other Varsity trackmen competing
were Stott, Francis and Crothall in
the sprints, and Oeorge Allen in the
3-mile event, in which he failed to
finish.
missing by inch**.
At this stag* of th* game the North
Vancouver team cam* to Uf*, and
after a steading dribbling attack,
Car*y, th* diminutive N.V. half w*nt
over for their first try. Kinnlnmont
converted. A few minutes later
Brent Brown secured and scored for
Varsity's final try of th* gam*.
Cleveland failed to improve. Just
befor* half time was caUed Kinnlnmont, atar three-quarter of the AU-
Blacks, secured at the fifty-yard
mark and after carrying the pigskin
across the Varsity line, he lost hold
when Cleveland connected with a
flying tackle.
At tha beginning of the second half,
with the Point Orey boys leading
12-5, the AU-Blacks forced the pace,
and held Varsity in check for the
remainder of the game. On a pas*
from Roxburgh, Kinnlnmont scored
after a nice wing runvDuncan missed
the kick. Ken. Mercer and Dalton
opened up a play which carried Varsity to the opposition's twenty-five1
yard line, but Carey staged a counter
attack which ended by V. Mercer
scoring after a 30-yard run. Duncan
converted, to put North Shore in
the lead 13-12. In the dying momenta
of the game, Lester crossed the Varsity line for the final try of the day,
Duncan again adding the additional
points.
For Varsity, Cleveland, Leggatt,
Ken. Mercer, and Derry Tye showed
well In the back division, while Doug
and Brent Brown, Hedley and Morris were the pick of the forwards.
The Uneup: H. Cleveland, Art. Mercer, Ken. Mercer, Leggatt, Alan Mercer, Derry Tye. C. Dalton, D. Brown,
J. Hedley, G. Weld, P. Clement, J.
Ruttan, B. Morris, W. Qrosse and B.
Brown.
In the second division game, an
inexperienced and unpracticed team
walked off Douglas Park carefully
carrying a goose egg, while their
opponents, Marpole, were gloating
over a total of <21 points.
Varsity threes could not get going,
and there was a distinct tendency to
"hog' the ball by all concerned.
Marpole's fast and tricky backfield
found considerable difficulty in
avoiding the smearing capabilities of
men like Brand, Esson Young and
Stead,
Teams: Varsity — Brand, Bower,
Pugh, Nemetz, Young, Davidson, bcu-
all, Madeley, Arkwright, Hammers-
ley, Walsh, and Stead—0.
Marpole — Kent, Lions, Patterson,
Douglas (7), Davidson (3), Johns,
Hunter (3), Frew, D. Jones, Cousins,
Wylie, M. Jones (6), Rose, Ridley.
Referee, Gauthier; Linesmen, N. Nemetz, L. T. Jones.
NOTICE
Basketball   Meeting,   Arts
106, today, noon,
invited.
Freshmen
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