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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia
No. 17
Pep Club Stages Show in Honor Of Top-
Place Hoop Crew—Team to bo Introduced
-Barney and All His Boys Working On
lntereidng   Programme
Wednesday afternoon tiie Pep Club under Gordie Hilker
and Lyle Stewart will fin! the bell once again when they present lor the entertainment of the students Barney Potts and his
orchestra, undoubtedly tiie peppiest aggregation of rhythm-
dispensers in British Columbia.
the Pep, meeting will once again be in honor of the Senior
"A" Basketball squad, which haa won its last four starts and will
battle With the Adanacs in New Westminster Wednesday night
for  the  definite  settlement  of  tt
place in league standings. Members
of the squad Will be introduced in
an absolutely new manner by the
Peppers and as usual a few yells will
be rehearsed.
"The Pep Club is doing a great
work in endeavoring to re-create a
rooting squad," said Coach Oordon
Allen ln an Interview Sunday, "and
1 am certain that an organized cheering section played a great part in
our overwhelming victory over the
fad Sparling squad a week ago."
The acceptance of Barney Potto of
an invitation to play at a University
Pop Meeting comes as a result of
long negotiations between the Pap
Club and Ihe popular band leader.
Barney is by no means new to tho
student body, having played at a
number of fraternity aad sorority
functions aa wdl as at class parties.
Bera*y Potts is a Vancouver boy
and sees after taking up dance-band
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" ability Wpla* 'hoT' plind
as wett as his abuity to "down" tn
a thoroughly entertaining manner.
Qraduating from King Oeorge High,
he obtained a Job with bis "Sun
Dodgers" at Deep Cove for the summer, and he has been a regular feature there for some years. Lad
summer great crowds of dudents
flocked out to Happyland to dance to
Barney's mudc on "College Night,"
a feature which he inaugurated. For
the present whiter he was switched
by popular demand to Alma Academy, where he plays, leads, and tings
for the Digged dance orchestra ln
town. He has promised an interest-
big program for Wednesday and will
bring out the following men: Charlie
Sea, Harry Hamilton and Brick Henderson, saxophones* Bill Arstad,
trombone; Dick Croft, base; Freddie
Ross, guitar; Billie Duncan, drums;
and Oeorge Hackett, trumpet.
Tne show will get under way at
12:10 sharp.
Prof. Angus Speaks
On Ottawa Confab.
Prof. Angus spoke on the Imperial
Conference at Ottawa at a meeting
of the International Relations Club at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. Sherwood
Lett. He pointed out that, at the
conference, the British Empire had
been confronted with the choice of
developing into an economic unit or
of seeking foreign connections, ihe
conference, he thought, had left both
of these policies open. Mr. Angus
was of the opinion that the result
of the coming world economic conference would decide which policy
the empire would adopt in the future. The meeting was then concluded after tho serving of refreshments.
Please have all material for
the Literary Supplement handed in by Monday, November 28.
Work must be signed, but a
pseudonym will be published if
desired. If possible, have all
manuscripts typed, using one
side of the paper only. Book
reviews, poems, short stories,
essays, plays and articles will
be very acceptable.
■■■as>iioai —
Rally Etiquette
The foUowing Is an extrad
from a southern oollege paper,
aad Is presented to U. B. C.
dudents for their conddera-
1. Make aa much noise as
you want to bat show due re-
sped to anyone on the stage
for any reason whatsoever.
2. Don't throw things at the
artists. If you must throw them,
throw them at studente-tiiey're
used to It.
1 Don't hoot aad yell at anyone on the stage as It
time quieting the hall
causes pad of the program to be
4 If fern
If a   hMlsas ^ wat a
on the dago, any bright
by members of the audl-
ire likely to cause the
"gags" of tho aetata to be led
and the effed of the ad ruined
ln tho general hubbub. Not only
that but artists think that thdr
stuff Is not "going over" and
leave the stage ln dlsgud and
refuse to appear again.
8. Don't "boo" other faculties
string yells, etc. If the Medicals
want to yell lot them.
When asked thdr opinion on
the above rules, the Pop Club
add, "We fed that the addition
of the above rules weald not
spoil tho student enthusiasm
which after all Is tho main object of a Pep Meeting."
Students May Hear
Pre-presentation of
Symphony   Music
"Mudc lovers of the Unlverdty will
be given an opportunity to go to the
Vancouver Symphony Concert with
a knowledge of tiie mudc and themes
to be played. Arrangements have
been completed for the playing of
records of the concert on Thursday,
Dec. 1 at the Vanderpant Galleries on
Robson street.
Ira Schwartz has consented to play
over a few of the themes while R.
J. of the   Vancouver Daily Province
explains them so that those who go
to the concert may have a greater
appreciation of what is being played.
The affair is being sponsored under
the auspices of the Vancouver Symphony Society, and there will be a
silver collection to cover incidental
All University students who are interested  are  invited  to attend.
Players' Club Generous-
Tickets Free For PUxysl
Dress Rehearsals Now In Order—Love. Mystery, Triangles, Humor, Featured
"Like Home" Say Jones and McNeil As They
Drive Out To U.B.C — Wine and Co-eds
Discussed In Informal Chat—Debate At
Hotel Vancouver Tonight
"Really, gentlemen, tills country appears to be civilised,"
exclaimed jovial Uttle Ivor Jones aa he viewed Vancouver from
tRe"window o! his automobile. His remark was echoed by Use.
tor McNeil in heartfelt tones. Both men are from the coast, and
after travelling through thousands of miles of prairie and
mountain country state, "It is indeed acetifying change to set
treeg other than those giants one seeg in suoh huge numbers
throughout the rest of this wonderful province.   The green
♦grass and lovely flowers were indeed
Students are warned that attendance at the Pep Meeting tomorrow
will cost them the large sum of one
nickel. The rep Club announces that
this charge is necessary in order
that the standard of this and future
similar entertainments are kept up
to the standard so far' set. Some
form of entertainment is necessary
for visiting artists and the charge
is solely for this purpose.
BY W. H. B.
All dudents tickets to the Christ
mas Plays are absolutely free. Think
of itl  Free admlsdon to a perform*
snee rivalling anything that tho lead'
lag playhouses and movie shows in
town oan present for your edifice
tion. tear plays are to be prss+atsi
e^tng a nkture ot life from tho dk
teenth century down to the present
Well, perhaps not an exact picture-
but come and Judge for yourself!
Look at the attractions! Here is
romance, sweet as a day in June,
love that reaches above the squalor
of ordinary culinary objects to shine
triumphant; murder that takes place
on the stage before the eyes of the
audience; mystery that freezea the
blod and causes goose-flesh to crawl
dowly up and down well-covered
There is even a triangle play but
it isn't called that, one end of the
triangle Is a trifle blunted, but lt
does wedge the placers into some
amusing podtions. And that brings
up humour. "Brisket" In "Smith-
field Preserved" will replenish the
current wit on the campus with his
wise-cracks; and can he pun! Much
of the humour in the plays is in the
acting, they have to be seen to be
Perhaps a glimpse of rural life in
England would be interesting. "The
Thread of Scarlet" provides that. The
scene is laid In a country inn with
beer, red beer on the table. Science-
men should attend to pick up a few
pointers on how to drink. We might
and that the action is not a result of
the condition of the players themselves.
Suspense and excitement, love and
hate—they all find a place in the
plays. But that isn't all. Wait until
you see "The Bride," that superb
study in femininity. Here is a chance
for the men to learn something about
feminine ways.    Of course the girls
Publicatlons Board meeting,
Mr. Harry Avlson: "The Contribution of Religion to the Solution of Social Problems," Aggie 100. 12:10.
Debate, Hotel Van., 8:00 p.m.
Physlcs Club, open meeting,
Sc. 100, 3 p.m.
Open meeting of the Arts
Club, Art Gallery, 8:15 p.m.
Literary Forum meeting, Arts
105, 12:15.
Senior "A" Basketball, Varsity vs. Adanacs, New Westminster Arena,, 9 p.m.
THURSDAY, Nov. 24-
Women's Senior Basketbdl,
Varsity vs. Normal Grads, King
Edward Gym., 8)30 p.m.
will be chiefly interested in the
wedding dress, and the make-up,
rod make-up. Mrs. Shrum, who"is
directing this play, lias had to post-
pea* severd rehearsals because of
akkness ln the east, but they are
now «iil under way.
Msmfam oi ti» Unemployed _
ltia now stationed on the endowment Lands wttl take advantage of
any spare seats for Thrusday nights'
show. In dl probability this will
mean a packed house for Opening
The Faculty will gather Friday
night to watch their students in a
different line of endeavor. This
night is usually looked upon as the
night for formal wear.
Dr. Shrum Talks
On Cosmic Rays
Valuable Research Being Carried Out By Local Students
"In the past two years there has
been so much research done on the
Cosmic Bay that no one really knows
what it is but we expect to know
within two or three years," stated
Dr. Shrum, preddent of the Vancouver Institute, in a lecture upon "The
Nature and Origin of Cosmic Rays"
on Saturday night.
Arts 100 was paoked to the doors
and although seating for an extra sixty
people was arranged some of the audience graced the floor and window dlls.
Ronald Smith and Tom How demonstrated apparatus that they have been
working on in the laboratory. The Institute had the novel experience of
"listening" to Cosmic Rays as well as
seeing the tracks made by alpha particles shot from radium.
"The name 'Cosmic Ray' is a very
poor term for it suggests that we know
that the rays come from cosmic space
and that they are rays. On the contrary all that we know is that they
are produced somewhere at some time
and that the process is going on now
or it Isn't and they are produced
either by the formation or disintegration of atoms.
The certainty of their existence is
determined by the fact that "when
an electroscope is charged it's leaves
move apart and then slowly come together again." A ray of some sort is
necessary for this to occur. Experimenters have worked with ice instruments on frozen lakes, ten miles high
in the sky, in water at noon and at
midnight and have been unable to
insulate the electroscope against the
penetrating power of these rays. Their
results have shown that (1) The rays
are very pentrating. (2) The rays are
the same in all parts of the world, (3)
Their potency is the same in all directions. (4) They have a spectrum,
Wdveii Signed)
200 To Go!
The Totem is still fighting for
its vary life. Depodts, wdvers,
com* in one by on*. The three
hundred dollar mark has been
passed, But the objective is WOO
, and the time limit, ad at Nov-
ember so^naut Friday-is draw-
lag ominously near. Also, *aoh
waiver is harder to procure than
•Saw-   SSMPwi    eier    eapv ■ ¥9Vw'Mw  .wa^eeje^iyeBe*
students are sJl sJfaed up. Wttl
the Totem survrfof  ~
At tiie time of ggfag to press
the figures stand as follows
wamrs .,....-....- 9Bt
TWa t* en adveaa* ef If* in
mudadedanselfths objective
Is to be reached
The outlook Is not entirely
glum. The Pep Club has undertaken to circulate waivers ln
the course of the next meeting
and this move, it is thought,
will enlist the support of those*
who wish a Totem but find the
climb to the Accountant's office
rather fatiguing. No means has
yd been devised to capture the
signatures of those who yield
only to the coy femlnie urge.
Whether the Totem survives
remains to be seen, but th*
whde story oan bo condensed
in the two words: student support.
bmesty nam
Two hundred couples filtered out
of the Crystal Ball Room of the,
Hotel Vancouver Friday night after
the first major social function of the
Fall term. All concerned expressed
the opinion that the affair was a
decided success.
Honesty mud have descended upon
Varsity studenta in a regular avalanche, for someone returned a dollar
bill that he had found. Only one
person daimed it.
After the Grand March, guests and
patrons adjourned to the Oak Room
where sandwiches, cakes, coffee and
ice-cream were the order of intermission.
Harold King and his palpitating
playmates provided the syncopation.
Waltzes were more frequent than
usual, and the innovation met with
the approval of the crowd Judging
by the applause.
Dorothy Thompson, and Victor
Rogers handled all arrangements,
and members of the Arts Men's Undergraduate executive did the spade
work for the decorations.
Patrons for the event were: Chancellor and Mrs. R. E. McKechnie,
President and Mrs. L. S. Klinck,
Dean and Mrs. F. M. Clement, Acting-Dean and Mrs. J. M. Turnbull,
Dean M. L. Bollert, Dr. G. G. Sedgewick.
a treat after tiie barren anow-cov-
ered country we have seen so much
of during ths lad week or go."
"Driving out to the Unlverdty wis
remarkably similar to traveralngVa
typical street at home, except that
we were on the wrong aid* of tiie
street. Point Orey is lovely, nothing
like lt in any other pad of Canada,"
add Mr. McNeil enthudastically.
"But aren't there any Scotsmen in
this country? You people are all
Asked regarding Ms opinion of the
liquor situation la Canada Mr. Mo-
Nail had several erttidams. "The
method ef control makes me extreme-
ly suspldous of the effect on stud-
eats. I particularly object to the
necesdty of purchasing a whole bottle of aquor when en
single glass." Mr. Jones
oxplain the? this :
eg gas
"blow their own horn" was ably
illustrated in an impromptu contest
staged on the parking ground Friday
noon. Owing to the remarkable ability of several of the contestants no
decision was rendered.
not met any of the
severd being pointed out,
"But gentlemen, those are only a
few, I prefer them In flocks, hundreds of them." At this Juncture he
was gently reminded by Mr. McNeil
that he is preddent and founder of
the anti-feminist movement of the
Unlverdty of Wdes. Mr. Jones became suddenly serious. "I am not a
conscientious objector to women, but
sincerely believe that thdr presence at the unlverdty interferes with
the careers of tho men attending."
Mr. Jones and Mr. McNeil will be
opposing Neil Perry and Vie Dryer
Tuesday night on the Question "Resolved that tiie British Empire mud
follow the Moscow Read." The Varsity debaters will uphold the affirmative and the British team the negative.
the debate will take place in the
Oak Room of the Vancouver Hotel
tonight at 8 o'dock. Ticketa are still
available at 35c for dudents and SOc
for general public.
Students travelling home on any
Canadian railway for the Christmas
holidays may obtain reduced fare
certificates from the Registrar's office. The certificate allows a return
fare equal to the full amount of the
ticket plus one-third.
The new bulletin oi the Institute
of International Education is available at the Registrar's office for any
student interested in fellowships or
scholarships obtainable in American
The Women's Undergraduate Society has organized an Old Clothes
Drive. It will be decided later which
of the many charitable societies will
benefit. It is fully realized that it is
hard to find anything but lt is hoped
that something will be donated by
every student.
The Auditorium box office will be
open from Wednesday morning to Saturday noon. Anyone bringing clothes
can drop them through the window.
The person who left a brown striped  silk  scarf  at the  Bridge at the
Commodore on the 12th can be obtain same from the Book Store.
Business end of Waterman's fountain pen. Please return to Book Store.
Imperial Deflate Tonight,
P.M. Page Two
lip ihjasnj
(Member C.IP., P.I.P.A.) Telephone: Point Orey MS
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With a record of victories to their credit, two smiling Britons stepped off a C.N.R. train this morning and sniffed Vancouver's bracing air, felt the soft patter of rain, and heaved a
sigh of relief that there was no snow.
Tonight they face the best that B. C. can produce in the
way of forensic material*
For years debating aeemg to have been hibernating somewhere, and now lt is stretching its limbs, and emitting a few
preliminary grunts and groans preparatory to sallying forth
from its hidden lair in full vitality again. Last year, U.B.C. won
Its first intercollegiate debate for a number of years, and tonight
thire is a chance to repeat the performance.
Two years of the Parliamentary Forum under the able leadership of Professor J. Friend Day have aroused some students
to the realization that debates can be interesting both from the
point of view of the audience and the participants.
For some years now, students have no* had the opportunity
of listening to the British style which has been described as "inimitable," "polished," "full of delightful humor and caustic wit,"
by Various papers across Canada. We do not presume to say
that Perry and Dryer can outshine their worthy opponents, but
we can say that they intend to put up a good fight, and a good
fight is always worth seeing.
On the CoUege Audience
It must be quite an experience for city artists to perform
in the University Auditorium.
One would like to know just
what their reaction is to a student audience.
I was pondering on this at
the Madrigal Concert which
the Musical Society sponsored
last Thursday. I wondered if
the singers had ever had such
a tumultous house before. Yet
the audiences which frequent
recitals are mouse-like in comparison" with the wild enthusiasts who frequent Pep Meetings.
I should think that if they
could successfully conquer their
annoyance and trepidltation at
the yells and missiles with
which the gathering celebrates
its convocation, they might
even appreciate the undoubtedly large degree of receptive-
ness and enthusiasm of a college audience. Somewhat overwhelming, it ought to be inspiring!
Katharis and Pep Meetings
It is with great satisfaction
that I use that awe-inspiring
word in the title above; satisfaction and a feeling of intense
superiority, owing to the fact
that I can not only spell it (two
ways, at that), but I know what
it means. It was the mention of
Pep Meetings, strange to say,
which brought it to mind.
Strange, because this term is
one used by Aristotle in his
definition of tragedy, neither of
these subjects are especially
reminiscent of Pep Meetings.
However, some authorities*
interpretations of the word
seem to indicate that katharsis
is a sort of purging of emotions
through the witnessing of such
drama as interprets the inner
feelings of the spectators. Thus
Pep Meetings have a distinct
therapeutic and paralogical
I intend to submit this theory
in thesis form when I apply
for my Ph.D. In addition, it
gives me some grand new epithets to apply to rah-hah gatherings.
Shift to Light Opera
To continue in an artistic
Strain, I hear that it has been
decided that the Musical Society will put on another Gilbert and Sullivan piece—probably "Iolanthe"—this spring. It
is heart-warming news, although I had been developing
a yen to see "Patience" before
I graduated; "The Gondoliers",
too, has been suggested, as one
of the prettiest of G. and S. airy
Not that I consider the works
of those two great men as airy
nothings, not by any means.
Some day I shall write a real
eulogy on Gilbert and Sullivan.
In a world as bleak as this,
it's a very heartening thing to
remember that there is always
a Gilbert and Sullivan opera in
it somewhere.
It is kind of the Musical Society to give us from year to
year a frivol of such portent to
look forward to.
Getting Dramatic
0. O. is simply stage-struck
this week. Probably it is owing
to the rigorous series of rehearsals to which the writer has
lately been submitted.
"No, no, that's not right! Put
more DRAMA into it," and the
Herr Direktor gives forth in a
magnificent basso the lines
which when delivered by me
become a squeaking travesty.
It is all because of the Great
Event which is coming off in
the latter half of this week. No
student of the drama should
miss this opportunity of viewing free of charge the most ree-
markable presentation of high
tragedy, sparkling comedy, bewildering mystery, gorgeous
gowns, all-round actors and act-
Class and Club
Date—Tuesday, November 22.
Time—12:23 noon.
Place—102 Ap. Sc.
Speaker—Professor W. B. Coult-
Subject—The Life and Work of the
Electrical Engineer.
The next meeting of the U.B.C.
Ouide Club will be held on Wednesday, November 23, at 8 o'clock, at
the home of Miss Gladys Munton,
2646 West Thirty-sixth avenue.
V. C. U.
On Wednesday 'at 12:10 in Arts 204
the Union is to be addressed by Rev.
A. Q. Weniger. Mr. Wenlger is no
doubt known to many on the campus.
You are all welcome to avail yourselves of the privilege of hearing
On Friday the Union is having Mr.
Chabra, from India, speak to us. His
subject will no doubt be very interesting. All are welcome to come and
hear him.
On Sunday evening the Union too*
the service at Kitsilano Presbyterian
Church which is held in the Alma
The service opened with a short
song service led by H. Bentdl, who
then gave a resumee of tne V.C.J.'s
work. Testimonies were tnen given
by ten of the V.C.U. members on the
theme of "peace." A lovely duet
was rendered by Miss Audrey Reid
and MacKay Eder, entitled "Love
Divine, All Love Excelling." Two
splendid addresses were delivered by
David Martin of the Union College
and James Wilson, preddent of the
Union. The service closed with a
beautiful solo by Miss Ruby Williams, accompanied by Miss Pearl
Willows on the violin.
The next mooting of La Canadienne
will be held at the home of Mrs. Q.
C. Kilpatrick, 4675 West Sixth avenue
tonight, Tuesday, November 22, at 8
o'clock. Miss Tipping will give a
brid and Interesting address and
French songs and games will be enjoyed. All members are invited to
The next open meeting of the
Chemistry oociety will be held in
Science 300, on Wednesday, November 23, at 3:00 p.m. Dr. Hill of the
Department of National Health, Food
and Drugs Branch will speak on "The
Work of the Food and Drugs Branch,
Department of National Health." All
students are welcome to attend this
The last meeting of the term will
be held this evening at the home of
Miss Agnes Burg, 415 Gilmore street,
(corner of Gilmore and Cambridge
streets). Take no. 13 (Hastings East)
car to Boundary Road. Then walk
east four blocks and north six blocks.
An interesting program has been
arranged, and all members are asked
to be present.
Mickey Thomas, Maxlne Chapman and "Tubby" Fraser In
Charge an 36 Grada Gather
s. c M.
Mr. Harry Avison, the Western
Secretary of the S.C.M. of Canada,
will be on the campus for a week or
ten daya. He will speak at the
S.C.M. noonhour lecture today on the
subject "The Contribution of Religion to the Solution of Social
Problems." He w«i also lead severd discussion groups during his
The first meeting of the University
of B. C. Engineering Society will be
held Wednesday, November 23, in
Ap. Sc. 100 at 12:15. Members and
prospective members are requested to
attend.    Business:   Election   of   of-
New Constitution
In Lawyers' Hands
The first draft of the new constitution is being typed by the lawyers
for'presentation to Council who will
probably give it its first reading next
The interpretation of the clause in
the Societies Act has been finally
cleared up and work is progressing
satisfactorily says Bill Whimster who
is in charge of arrangements.
The constitution will be presented
to the Alma Mater Society early in
the spring term for ratification.
orines—etc.—see Bill Cameron
for details. Anyhow, it's almost
certain to be good, as there is
a big chance that I shall be cut
out entirely before opening
Don't    miss the    Christmas
(And Opening the Season)
Being as this is the last time
O. O. will observe until next
term (and as I love to harrow my readers.) I should like
to formally open the season)
with the first "Merry Christmas" of the year.
Vardty toasts, Varsity songs, Vardty friendships; all these were revived in the private dining room of
the Crown Point Hotel in Trail,
when thirty-six graduates of U.B.C.
gathered from all parts of West
Kootenay for the third annual reunion banquet of the Wed Kootenay
branch of the U.B.C. Alumni.
Followlgn the toad to the King,
Toastmaster Mickey Thomas ('3D,
called on Maxlne Chapman C30), to
propose the toad to "Our Alma
Mater." Miss tnapman, a member of
the committee for the dinner, congratulated those present on the large
attendance and stressed the necessity
of an annual reunion. In responding,
J. S. C. "Tubby" Fraser ('»),
thought that graduates should do all
they could to influence public opinion in favour Of the Unlverdty.
Cdled upon to toad "The Ladies,"
Don McLean C29), could remember
the time when ladies held an important place in his life. While this was
not dill the case ,the speaker con-
ddered it a great tribute to the fair
sex that at all the many stag banquets which he had attended the talk
eventually turned to the subject of
ladies. Barbara Lang C29), replied
to this toad mentioning the difficult
but succesdul work of committees of
previous banquets. Rev. Wallace
C20), spoke briefly on the recommendations ot the Kidd Report Insofar as they affected the University.
He suggested a statement from the
group as being opposed to the closing of the Institution. Mickey Thomas read a letter from Helen Crawford of the coad Alumni urging that
the Society do all ln its power to
bring the work of the University before the public. The toastmaster endorsed the opinions contained ln the
letter and asked for suggestions as to
how these could be carried out.
Jack Maodondd ('3D, Frank Meagher C29), and Mrs. C. D. Stevenson
C28), were elected as committee for
the forthcoming year. The retiring
committee composed of Mickey
Thomas, Maxlne Chapman and Barbara Lang were given a hearty vote
of thanks for the work done during
the past season. Mention was also
made of the good work done by
Roland Graham C24), and J. S. C.
The program of the evening was
interspersed with the singing of Varsity songs under the leadership of
Jack Macdonald. These had a decided Science flavour, "Drink, Drink,
Drink," and "Mr. Noah" proving the
most popular.
Following the singing of the National Anthem the gathering adjourned to attend the Saturday night dance
of the Trail Cinderella Club.
Tuesday, November 22, 1932
fleers and arrangements for the loco
field trip. Nominations for preddent
will be received until noon, Wednesday, by Thomas Mlard.
At the Show Shop
Since artistry is usudly discarded in
favor of less exacting requirements, it
remains for us In reviewing mod
Hollywood productions, to distinguish
between shades of mediocrity. But
why should this be? Is lt because the
theatre-going public are all potential morons and are satidied with
any sort of tripe?
Who is responsible, the scenario
writers, who rehash any half-decent
play or novel and then give ua all
a first-class "tummy ache"? The self-
styled "moguls"—who drive their coffee mills to the limit in grinding out
their quota of five hundred films a
year—sacrificing quality for quantity; or the public, who bear the ultimate cost of the whol mushroom
film colony? We leave It to you.
Wheeler and Woolsey show up again
in "Girl Crazy." This pair are fairly
amusing when seen for the first time,
mildly boring for the second, but
oh. the third! A bottle of beer that
has been opened for about one hour
and then consumed gives one a bad
taste in the mouth—so do Wheeler and
Woolsey. The Georgian Minstrels,
however, appear In the nature of an
antidote to the feature picture, and
though they are nothing to set the
world on fire, still they offer a far
better brand of entertainment than
usually appears. A hot Dixie band,
some volcano dancing, and a collection
of good songs. Interesting, if you like
this sort of thing.
The picture "The Last Goal" has
been well received at this theatre, as
it deserves, for it really is very good.
Among the audience Friday night were
seen about seventy Varsity students,
and Percy Williams, who seems to
know a good thing when he sees it.
-M. M.
Tore!' Boys Plan
Golf Tournament
With the annual match with the
Washington Huskies drawing near,
those who have ambition to make the
golf team are out in full force practising up with their mashles. Several members of last year's team are
available, and with a dozen promising new members, the team's chances
of copping this match are very good.
The most promising of the new members Is Sandy Marling who hails
from Victoria. Sandy is capable of
shooting par golf and is probably the
most outstanding junior player in
the Capital city. Ted Charlton and
Charlie McCadden will most likely
team up together, and the opposition
to this team wul have a hard tlm* to
garner points.
Some Sunday ln the near future
the Vanity team will take on the
Quilchena mashie-wielders. This
should be a good match as both
teams will be evenly matched.
So far In the annual handicap
tournament there have been no upsets. Tho weather has been very adverse to good golf. The cards handed in have not been exceptiond although severd have been in the low
Junior Soccer Team
Loses to Kerrisdale
Junior Soccer suffered another defeat Saturday, this time at the hands
of the strong Kerrisdde squad. The
score was 5-2. Owing to the absence
of Manager Rod McLeod, who was
playing for the Seniors, and of Ted
Oleave, who was dek, the Juniors
presented a somewhat weakened lineup. In spite of this fad eleven men
took the field, and had much more
of the play than the score Indicates.
The first half saw Kerrisdale pressing most of the time, and scoring
from a pendty kick, a corner, and
a hard "drive from dose in. In the
second canto Vardty showed a
marked improvement, scoring two
goals to their opponents three. Cec.
Ramsden, rebound artist, netted the
ball twice for U.B.C. in this period.
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An open meeting of the Club will
be held Wednesday, Wovember m, at
3 p.m. in Science &>». Ivan —...»nt
will speak on "The Philosophical Implications of Modern Phydcs," and
Pat MicTaggart-Cowan on "Tne
Phydcs of Measurement." This will
be followed by Informal discussion.
Everybody is invited to attend.
Hotel Vancouver
Beautiful ballrooms and banquet rooms
for rental at reasonable prices
The management have always  extended special
courtesies to fraternity functions of the
University of B. C.
There Will Be
500 Totem Deposits of $1.00
are made by November 25
Deposits will be received by the Accountant in
Aud. 303 from now on.
University Book Store
Hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Loose-Leaf Note Books, Exercise Books and Scribblers
at Reduced Prices
Graphic and Engineering Paper, Biology Paper.
Loose-Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink.
Ink and Drawing Instruments.
Crepe Paper for Masquerades, etc.
ALL YOUR BOOK SUPPLIES SOLD HERE Tuesday, November 22,1932
Page Three
By Th*
Did you see "The Crooner?" tvad
if you did, who did the singing for
Teddy Taylor in the broadcasting sequences? A certain freshette swears
gnat David Manners mumbled th*
choruses hisseif, but the ol' microbe
is here to bet six axe-handles and
a quid of tobacco that the red vdee
behind the meg. was that of Don
Novis, trying his bed not to be as
good as he really is, if you can fig*
ure that out!
• •  •
Speaking o» crooners, (I don't any
more than I have to) did you know
that wo have one right here on the
campus? He is a freshman, plays
banjo and saxophone, and sings to-
night over CJOR at 1:15. His nam*?
Wdl, tune hi for yourself and ae* ..
• •  •
At 1:39 tonight you can hear Ed
Wynn being "yessed" by Graham
McNammee. You might smirk a bit
at the Fire Chief but personally I
think the laa that writes "Crumbs
From tiie College Bred" could out-
pun nun blind-folded and ndled in
a box. •
• •   •
7:00 o'clocK tonight, "AU Police
Cars Stand by" interspersed with
mudc, Cremo Cigars, Lucky Strikes,
and Lucky Strikes. At 9:30, the old
Maestro, "Bum Bonnie" and here's
a hope that he'll sing that chune
about the  "Collegiate  Injun."
• •  •
Did you know that: The computations for the election results in the
U. S. preddency race were done by
Dr. Finklestein ln his head . . . and
that the Doctor can add a column of
• figures in the umpteenth part of
a second . . . and that the saxophone
was Invented not In the Jazz Age,
but way back in 1840 by one Adolphe
Sax . . . there were a lot of revolutions then, but somehow Mr. Sax
dipped through . . .and that a certain director in the Varsity Xmas
plays worked in four talking pictures
for Flrd Nationd . . . and was saved
from being kicked off the lot by
Zazu Pitts, who told officials that the
studio-green young man was her
brother . . . and that another director of another Xmas play shared a
dressing-room for two weeks with
Robert Young, who is quite the up-
and-coming kid In the flickers . ..
and that they change bands at the
Mudbach Hotel in Kansas City as
often as you wash your neck . . .
or even oftener .. . this time it's
Rollo French and ork .. . you'll get
warm If you dt near your radio
when Rollo's pianld Is agitating
those ivories .. . and that Barney
Potts will be out here to play at a
Pep meeting tomorrow . .. and that
electrical transcription records which
you hear now-and-then have to be
broken Immediately after they've
been played once?
Kampus Bolshevik
Today I would like to suggest another improvement in the campus.
I do nd see why we should have to
go to the professors we do. Professors should be dected, not born.
A committee of students, composed
mainly of Honor students from all
departments should pass judgment
every year on the Faculty. Those
who allowed thdr courses to be dull
should be immediatdy struck off the
Roll. And those whoso courses were
interesting should be dlowed to lee*
ture for a further year.
After all, it is the students who
take the lectures. Therefor* I do
not see why some person who does
not take the lectures should appoint
these lecturers. No doubt-in fact
I shall say without doubt—these professors we have here are almost with*
out exception brilliant men in their
line, but—and here is the crux of
the matter—can they impart thdr
knowledge to their students? If they
cannot .then ...
But I hear you say, students should
be shown the road. It should not be
necessary for them to be taught.
Quite! I was wdting for you to
say that! The foregoing paragraphs
are dl part of a deeply laid plot to
induce you to say that. I admit your
statement. Students should be shown
the road and hot be spoon-fed.
But, my friends, where does that
lead us to? Why, very obviously to
the conclusion that professors are
not needed at the University. Jud
a minute whue I wipe the froth off
my lips.
Indeed of professors, we would
have dudent presidents of each class.
This preddent would take charge at
the beginning of the year, and read
out to the class the names of the
textbooks. The class would then
meet two or three times a week, and
discuss their work. By such means
courses would gain in interest. There
would be retained in each department an expert who knew all about
the work, who could be cdled on to
solve dl knotty problems that baffled the class.
Our slogan—to be rendered in a
crescendo scream . . .
"A University of the students, by
the students, from the students, witn
the  students, for the students."
Here is the Doctor in bed with the
flu. Look closely and you oan so*
the flu. Look more dosely and you
oan see the doctor. The book he is
reading Is next year's Totem.
Have you toted your wdver
The 42nd Return
Chang Suey
How about that Totem depodt?
"Just Where The Bus Stops"
Pt. Orey 17, Night Calls Elliott 1208
4470 W. Tenth Ave., Van., B C.
Manuscripts, Essays, Theses, Etc.
Mimeographing, French
Grass Hockey Men
Lose On Saturday
Last year's league winners "The
Crusaders," defeated the University's
second team, "U.B.C." 5-3, in a well
fought game at Connaught Park on
Saturday. The play opened briskly
with a series of rushes by the U.B.C.
forwards who were keeping the play
open with good passing. During one
of these Vance netted the ball for
U.B.C. with a quick dash into the
goal mouth. Crusaders then scored,
following which, Miller, coming from
outside, put the ball through again
for U.B.C. When "Crusaders" again
scored twice U.B.C. began to feel
the lack of a god keeper.
In the second half U.B.C. forwards
agdn pressed drongly but the "Cm
seders" experience ot the game en
abled them to put up a strong de
fense.   Davidson, however, shot one
goal for U.B.C. In a scrimmage round
the goal.   Before the whistle, "Cru
saders"  added   two   more   to   their
totd making the final score 5-3.
The U.B.C. as a whole played well
Davidson showed skill and energy
at centre forward but tended to get
out of place. Boisjoll was a tower of
strength at centre hau while Black-
dler played a brilliant game at full
Line-up: Miller, Vance, Davidson,
Maxwell, Brenner, Boisjoll, Armstrong, Blackaller, Chave, Disney.
mitchinS P4W*%
really beg rides
to save car and
bus fares
The practice of giving lifts
to "thumbers," or beggars of
free rides, is dangerous to
motorists and costly to your
transportation company
B.C. Electric Railway Co.
Flu Victim
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Tho story so fart   '
Oscar Scribblewdl aad bis friend,
the versatile detective, Duncan
Eetit, ate on the track of the desperate criminal Chang Suey, who
perpetrated some of the mod dariag
crimes and misdemeanours that wtil
ever be recorded tat our history
A gnat pursclt on wheelbarrows
brought them within touching distance of Chang but the lnridlous Mr.
Suey started to toss some mysterious
white substance la his tracks which
substance began to take larger and
larger dimensions. And Jud as tt
began to dog up the wheels of tho
barrows. Oscar and Duncan became
fdnt and then passed off into dreamland.
Will Chang Suey ever be caught?
Read on and see for yourself. There
are   only   two   more   Instalments.
Oscar tells the story.
•   *   *
Dune, was the first to recuperate
ond grabbing a wet towel he began
to fan me.
"Rub, don't blot!" I screamed when
he began dabbing my forehead with
the towel. "Where did Suey go?" I
queried, "and what put us to deep?"
"By close and diligent examination
of these footprints I have discovered
that Suey didn't want to stay and
Suey went away. He headed for the
quad, according to these tracks," 'answered the detective, "but why we
went to sleep is beyond me—at the
"Let us make tracks too," I suggested. And away we went with
noses pointed towards the centre of
the campus.
Irish History
"This deeping problem reminds me
of the Domnible case in Ireland in
1923. nundreds of Irishmen went to
deep for no apparent reason. I investigated and found that they had
all attended a bricklayer's ball the
night before. Were you at a ball
last night?" Dune asked me.
"Dune esk," I retorted. "By the
almlght powers of Babylonia and the
venerable heads of our superannuated
ancedors, I was at a bdl last night
now that I come to think of lt!" I
Dr. Sedgwick At BaU
"Et mol, aussi," said Eetit ln his best
Italian. '"Twas the Unlverdty Ball.
I was one of the patrons. Dr. Sedgewick and myself whiled away the
time seeing who could stare the
other out. It was quite trying. My
opponent would call time out at the
proper moment, rub his face in his
hands, and return to the fray with
more spirit and gusto than before.
"The strain became unbearable. I
had to do something so I took out
my dark-colored glasses and put
them on. And then the lights went
out for a moonlight waltz. I couiun't
see a thing. The lights came on
again. The head of the English department was gone. Everybody was
gone. Someone tapped me on the
shoulder. 'Move your chair, please,
I want to sweep under it'."
What A Time!
"I was there, too, I said, "and did
I have a good time. What hands,
what a face, what divine moments!
And speaking of figures! "
"Is this a clock you're talking
about or is it a woman?" Interrupted
Dune. "Llt's get back to Chang
Suey. Here Is the quad. If X marks
the spot, let Y denote a z-rowed minor, divide by two and what have
you got?"
"Chang Suey," I bellowed, pointing to the garbage tin by the Caf.
I've   been   "loafing"   around   this
week so there is a lot of "Crumbs."
• •  •
Those of you who read "Crumbs"
in Friday's Issue of the Ubyssey may
have thought that I was becoming
an addle-pated driveller. Two fillers mud have been taken down from
tho dusty shelves aad after the cobwebs of antiquity had bean carefully
cleaned off with Jack-knife, scrub-
blng-brush and Snap, they were inserted into the Ubyssey under
"Crumbs."    So don't blame me If
they war* stde.
• •  •
They cell her phosphorus because
she shins* when you tent out tho
• •  ♦
There's the doorbell, lolanth* it."
• *  •
Th* Crystal Ballroom—what a place
for a basketball gamel
»  •  •
Night-watchman (on phone): "Yes,
this is the Dominion Bridge Co."
Woman's Voice: "Can you tell me
what you get for a llttl* dam?"
• •  •
"What People Are Saying" has expanded by leaps and bourtds (if that
can be done) within the lad week.
So many contributions have poured
ln that the editor tor today's Muck
Page has had to exercise his censoring rights.
Which may be a "good thing," for
then only the funniest should appear.
• •   •
Prudence, who, by the way, managed to wander on to tho Sport page
last week, to back again with me today with tho bright remark, '"TU
love that makes the world go round
bat a glass of champagne Is a darn
right more effldent"
I didn't know they were in town.
What did they discuss?
»   *   •
Or perhaps It should read   "Dls-
• *   *
Visitor:   "And  what's  your  name,
my good man?"
Prisoner:  "8461."
Visitor: "It that your red name?"
Prisoner:    'naw,    just    my    pen
name."       - '
• •   •
What two raw materials are imported from r'rance?
Books and plays.
• *   *
C.O.T.C.  Sargent:   "Where  is  the
bdance of your rifle?"
Ken Campbell:   "This is all they
gave me, sir."
• •   •
A candidate only runs for election,
but even he may have athlete's toot.
e , •  *
"What are your grounds for divorcing this man?"
"I had to wash his back every Saturday night"
Tie you consider that a suffldent
"No, but Ms book was clean lad
Saturday night"
• *   *
She    was    only    a    lumberman's
daughter but was she knotty.
. *   •   ♦
Beer Parlor Prop.: "Are you a
Turvey: "No, I Just use Lux soap."
• •   ♦
Was the new Unlverdty Bau a
success or was it a success? Even
some Sciencemen are willing to admit it. Those in charge of the affair
should be congratulated for putting
it over big.
• •   •
"A back to the land movement,
did you say?" Sure, I'm all for It.
I wish all these depression curers
would come down to earth."
... ,
"The College Bred" appears for
the last time before the Xmas noli-
days today. So—till we meet again,
if ever.
The Cap'n In
Full  Dregs
Cap'n. Dammitall ln his dressing-
gown. He expects to be asked to
speak at one of the coming Vancouver Institute ledures. His subject
will likely be "Is Capitalism Doomed,
or Only Damned?" Come out and
crowd the Auditorium. He's going
to speak in Arts 100.
Have you signed your Totem waiver
Have you saved your vote and wtaor
Hav* you waived your Totem signer
Have you shaved your tome 'a' viewer
Have you?
Have you met your Utile
yd? «
Rufus W. McOoofus (where have
you been all year) was noticed among
those present at the Unlverdty Ball
lad Saturday morning. He came in
a "tux" and left ln a hurry. McOoofus in commenting on the success of the ball said, "I never felt
better and had less."
On his way home he stopped a pedestrian.
"Whash the time?" he asked.
"Saturday, I shoppose."
"I dldnashk ya for the shtreet
Debater: I want reform. I want
government reform. I want labor
reform.   I want. . .
Voice: Chloroform.
.   *   «
And what do you think I saw? A
horse hi my bathtub!
What did you do?
Oh, I Jud pulled out the plug.
• •   •
Did you know that Soviet Russia
waa a going concern?
Ihe trouble ia, I don't know where
it's going either.
• •  •
Ah!  A travelling sdesman story.
A salesman was travelling on a
country road when suddenly he saw
a house burning. Running up, he
pounded on the door lustily, till an
old woman opened it.
"Madam, your house is on fire,"
he exclaimed.
"I say your house is on fire."
She put her hand to her ear and
leaned toward him:   "What?"
"Your house is burning up!" he
"Oh! Is that dl?"
"Well, that's all I can think of just
now, madam," he gasped.
Maintaining that the cure of influenza was a simple matter if his
instructions were carried out to the
letter, Dr. Oargle McHootch deliberately contracted the troublesome disease lad Saturday ln order to prove
his point. Reports early this morning say that the doctor is able to dt
up in bed and read the Vancouver
News without collapsing.
His cure, which he guarantees to
be effective, Involves numerous details which wiU be listed below:
If you think you are going to have
the flu, be nonchalant, smoke a
Murad. Don't bo in a hurry to cure
it.  Wdt till you catch it.
When you do eventually get lt,
dtber stop breathing or keep your
mouth shut. This step hu some vary
far-reaching results.
Eat spinach. Eating spinach will
take anything out of a man.
If you feel tired, go to bed. Taxe
your temperature. If it is M or 100,
that is almost perfect. If it.Is over
100 either you or the nurse cheated.
Keep a chart at the foot of your
bed.   By interpolating and so forth
you can tell when you are going to'
Oat out an insurance policy before
that date.
If you show signs of improvement
take some patent medicine. This will
keep you tn till after the exams.
For severe cases keep one foot in
hot water, the other in cold. Change
every few minutes. When'they are
perfectly clean, dry them and go to
bed.   Feel better?
In a specid Interview with The
Ubyssey on Sunday while he was
under an anaesthetic Dr. McHootch
exploded the "apple-a-day theory"
by stating that Adam and Eve got ,
along fine until they started eating'
Have you wined your total saver
A head appeared above the rim of
the can. And then a bit of neck.
And then more neck and still more
neck, (Let's quit neckln') and then
a shoulder, a chest, a torso, (chance
for a pun there), two pairs of legs,
a pair of athlete's feet and a pigtail.
"Chang Suey," I gasped again.
The Oriental made a dash for the
stairs, He was up them In a bound.
Again he started sprinkling some
white crumb-like substance upon the
earth beneath, it is twice blessed, it
blesseth him that gives and him that
takes.   'Tis t-h-e mi-ght-l-e	
"Darn It, we're going to sleep
Lost—Two reputations.
Would anyone wishing to get a
lift to Varsity please take the bus
instead as I have a load In my car.
R.  McGoofus.
What People
Are Saying
Mr Black-Thls fad that the Unlverdty has for its aim "Worthy Home
Membership" would provide an excellent opportunity for the humorists of the Muck Page.
Mr. Black—How many of you are
going to take advantage of the "Education Week" and see the schools?
Paul KoBooU»-Put me down. I
think I'll go and see the Unlverdty
Dr. Clark—Instead of writing sonnets to his mistress' eyebrow, I suppose the modern youth should write
limericks to her lipstick.
Murid Goode (early Friday mora-
big): 1 wish I didn't live so near
Prof, rjnunmond—it's the privilege
of an instructor to Improve on the
Dr. Evans (ntsntioning aa illustrated
reference book): Honour students
can read the lives of the authors.
Pass students can look at the illustrations.
Ken Wright—I'm bearing down, boy
—just took a book out of the library.
Dr. Coleman—"I once knew a hermit
whose hair was so unkempt that he
could  grow vegetables in  It."
Ted Madeley: Oh, pish and tush!
For Sale
Totem deposits.   $1.00
Wanted—More   time   to   finish   an
For    sale—Various  ice-men's  outfits.   Take your pick.
Lost—One   frat-pin   at   University
Ball.    (Frat man attached).
For Goodness Sakel
The Advertisers want your patronage
 that's why they advertise.
The Ubyssey needs the advertising
 in fact, no paper can be published without
Think It Overl Page Four
Tuesday, November 22, 193t
All-Black Ruggermen
Outplay Blue and Gold
Fifteen 6-0 Saturday
North Shore Squad Scintillates in Every Department To Win Game and Create Three-
Way Tie in Tisdall Cup SeriitMlrott.
Cleveland Star For Varsity
A gallant rugger fifteen were out-played and out-generalled
in all departments by a classy All-Black aggregation on Saturday afternoon at the Point, when they guifared a 6-0 defeat,
thereby creating a three-way tie tor Tisdall leadership. Both
teams found the dry turf a welcome change, and as a result,
handling was of a high order, and the play, speedy.
But With five of her stars—Art Mercer, Vic Rogers, Brent
Brown, Jack Ruttan, and Strat Leggatt—on the side-lines, Var-
arrity found it mod difficult to oop*f -   ''
with brilliant thrusts ot tiie North
Shore threes, headed by Roxborough
and Kinnimont. The game was by
far the bod of the day—unexpected
cuts, interceptions, breaks and
sweeping bacwield runs all combined to produce thrill after thrill
for the fair' crowd.
Gross Bod For U. B. C.
Playing his first year for Vardty,
Bob Gross, driving freshman forward, tackled, dribbled and passed
like an Internationd, to prove without doubt that he is a valuable ac-
quidtion to the team. He waa ably
backed by Harry Pearson and Bill
Robbins, both of whom were a constant thorn in the dde of the All-
'    Cleveland Again
Howie Cleveland, fhat youthful veteran, was in every play, now diving
through for long gains, new defending with a sure foot and a steady
hip. Popular with th* crowd, his
powerful running and deadly tacKiihg
brought repeated applause from the
Varsity kicked off, and Carey returned with a looping punt. A Mercer-Cleveland play waa good for
twenty yards. Beautiful work by
North Shore back carried U.B.C. into
thdr own 25, but Pearson dribbled
thirty yards for a nice clearance.
Senkler and) Brown carried the bdl
another twenty yards, but a penalty
recalled th* play.
A thrilling 3-run by Varsity backs
nearly resulted in a try, but a powerful North Shore defense held. Then
came a succession of All-Black backfield runs, culminating in a score by
Wooten. It went unconverted, aa
Carey was attempting a difficult
imeteeption By Young
Shortly after the Intervd, a trick
play by North Shore nearly proved
fatal to them, when Esson Young
intercepted a pass by Carey, to run
•) yards, only to be downed by
Greenwood with five* yards to go. It
was the bed thrill of the afternon,
bringing the stands to their feet.
A kick and a follow-up by Owen
carried U.B.C. deep Into enemy territory, but Fraser, All-Black fullback, deared with a long kick. Vardty three-quarter runs were marred
by fumbles on the part of Ddton
and Owen, and as a result, many vd-
uable chances were lod. Pearson's
work as breakaway, and Gross' and
Morris* play in the pack, featured
this half.
Second All-Black Score
Superior punch and that strange
North Vancouver incentive once
again put Varsity on the defensive.
A clever run by Roxborough resulted in a five-yard scrum. A blind
side play, Carey to Mercer, gave
North Shore three more points, and
put the game on ice so far as they
were concerned. Sporadic thrusts by
the Blue and Gold outfit did not
net them anything, and the game
ended in midfield with Varsity in
The Varsity lineup: Brand, Dalton.
Owen, Cleveland, Young, Mercer,
Tye, Morris, Gross. Robbins, Mitchell,
Sparks, D. Brown, Senkler, and
Boys Draw
In Contest
In the roughed game that Vardty
has taken part In this season South
Burnaby managed to eke out a 1-1
draw against the Blue and Oold el-
oven at Central Park on Saturday.
The Suburbanites won the toss and,
knowing the peculiarities of the Central Park field, chose to kick up-hui.
Taking advantage of the dedded
dope Vardty assumed the offendve
from the start but their opponents
came back strongly and for th* flrd
fifteen minutes play was evenly distributed. Prom then on Varaity
dominated the game until half-time.
Munday drew fird-blopd for tho Students from dose in about half-way
through this period. Ho scored again
a few minutes later on a very pretty
bit of play from the right wing, but
the referee ruled the goal off-dde. It
was a tough break for Vardty, no
apparent infringement of the off-
dde rule having taken place.
Game.Gets Bough
After the red period tiie Burnab-
ians started with a determined rush
which for a while Vardty found difficult to stave off. Iventually tho
Students found their fed and
launched organized counter-attacks,
ln which Dave Todd was very prominent. Russ Stewart was tripped
rather obviously and the ref. blew
bis whistle, but the offender was In
a scrapping mood and had to be
quietened down. Up to this moment
only a small number of 'minor offences had been committed by players of both ddes, but now an epidemic of more serious ones threat-
died to break out. Dave Todd figured in another brawl and, after
some of the opposing slayers and
spectators had scrambled off his back,
was warned by the officials. A
couple of less exciting duels followed
and when the dud had cleared Bur-
naby's centre - forward, Thompson,
hooked a high ball wdl over bis
head from jud lnride the pendty
area and the bdl floated obediently
out of Frattinger's reach into the
From this point the game speeded
up tremendously, both teams exerting their efforts to the utmost, but
neither succeeded ln obtaining the
winning  counter.
Varsity's line-up: McGill and Legg;
Stewart, Kozoolin, and McLeod;
L. Todd, Munday, D. Todd, Cooke.
Tomorrow night at New Westminster the Varsity Senior A,
basketball team play the Adanacs in the most critical game of
this season. So far the Royal City Squad have played six games
and have won five, while the college boys have played eight and
won six.
This means that while Varsity is up in points, Adanacs are
ahead according to games lost. The winner of tomorrow night's
game will, in all likelihood, be the winner of this season's schedule. ,
Both of these teams have won the Dominion championship,
and both are out to repeat this year. With so much at stake in
this game, coupled with the fact that these teams have been
keen rivala for. years, fans may look for a thrilling encounter
tomorrow night
The game is being played far away for most people, it is
true, but if a lift is not forthcoming the B.C. Electric will transport you to the game. There will be a rooting section reserved
for Varsity supporters. There will be thrills, chills and more
thrills for everybody.
Everybody else is going, go you had better come along yourself and join the crowd. The trek is to the Westminster Arena!
Senior A Women
To Play Thursday
The Vardty Senior Women's hoop
squad will clash with Normd Grads
In King Id. gym on Thursday night
at 8:80.
Jack Barbarie, who is coaching the
girls again this year, has announced
that the team is practising three
times a week, and, although there
are only two of lad year's Senior A
team, he is hoping for a successful
Gladys Munton, one of last year's
star players, will sklpptr the team
aad at the guard position should
prove Instrumental in holding back
th* teachers.
Andres Harper is a speedy little
forward who is the only other player
from lad year's team. Audrey Munton and Dd **udson are both forwards from the Senior B team.
The other players: Kay Bourne,
Jean Thomas, Hden Joost and Marjorie Lang are all turning out for
Vardty for the first time. Although
inexperienced, they are Improving
steadily, and by Thursday night
should stand up well against the
Varsity B Badminton
Team Near the Lead
In order to further Insure a
good rooting section for the
Senior "A" basketball game In
New Westminster tomorrow
night between Varsity and Adanacs, will all those who are
going to the game and who are
taking cars please get in touch
either with the Pep Club or
the Sport Editor, for the purpose of securing lifts for the
less fortunate basketball fans.
Those wishing rides also get in
touch with the above people.
Winning both of its scheduled
league matches last week against top-
notch teams the Varsity B Badminton
team has advanced within striking
distance of the top position.
On Monday, November 14, the first
of these games was won' against the
much-talked-of Vancouver Badminton Club by a 13-3 score. In this
match Varsity won all it's mixed
doubles and men's doubles, losing all
but one match in the women's
Team: I. Ramage, M. Palmer, H.
Murray, M. Lock, K. Atkinson, P.
MacTaggart-Cowan, J. Sparks, O.
The second game, played on Thursday, November 17, starred the Women's and Mixed doubles and brought
a 12-4 victory against Quilchena. At
the end of this match the team of I.
Ramage  and  K.   Atkinson still  held
J^,—ll—„1><—1H».-■—»»«»..«w«»..«»"«».>•«<♦' 'heir record of winning all it's games. ,J<
The Interclass swimming meet wttl
be held In Chalmers tank on Wednesday, November 18, from S till 7
pjn. Admlsrion will be free. A large
attendance and keen competition are
expected, now that swimming has
become such an important sport on
tiie campus (lily pond). The events
are as follows: (The same events for
m*n and women).
§0 yard dash—free style.
100 yard dash—free dyle.
SO yard bread stroke.
SO yard back stroke.
Relay (plain).
Relay  (medley).
Entries are not limited to members
of the swimming club, and each class
may have as many entries for each
event as dedred. Anyone intending
to enter should give his or her name,
class and events to the class athletic
representative or to the swimming
club's secretary, Anna Fulton, by
Wednesday noon.
The Allan and Boultbee Cup, emblematic of interclass swimming supremacy, will be awarded to the
class obtaining the highest number
of joints, and points won by each
class will also go to their credit for
the Governor's Cup for interclass
competition. Whether or not you are
sure of a first place, turn out and
at least garner a third place for the
honour of your class.
The Pep Club wishes to take
this opportunity of apologizing
to the student body as well as
to the basketball team for not
having a cheering section at
Saturday night's game. Through
no fault of the Club the crowd
came down to the gym earlier
than usual and as Bob Brown's
ushers had not held the section as promised, the Pep Club
were unable to move the crowd,
already gathered, to another position in  the gym.
and Third
English Ruggers
Win on_Saturday
The Unlverdty Second Division
English Rugby team advanced one
more step toward* the coveted trophy
on Saturday lad by downing the
strong aggregation from the North
Shore by a score of 3-0 in a hard-
fought game at Heather Park.
With a fairly complete team the
studenuts started at the whistle end
pressed the AU Blacks throughout the
game aad took the lead with a try
after a foreword rally. An
piece of htek robbed
..„,..»..of a possible of 8 point*
when Stede took the ball after a 90
yard run by Grubbe and crossed the
dead line.
tao game waa well played by tho
scrums ot both teams but the win was
not decidve enough to ensure Vardty of success when it meets the
league loading boys from Marpole.
Team—J. Grubbe, D. Pugh, B. Carey, G. Stead, B. White, McDondd, J.
Pyle, R. Stobie, R. Wood, G. Welds,
P. Clements, Sumner, Davidson, G.
Johnston, M. Stewart and J. Stede.
•  •  •
The Third Divldon team took it'a
game with Ex-Britannia after a hard
fight starring P. Illis ln th* three-
quarter line and Walsh hi th* scrum.
Vardty took the lead shortly after
the first whistle when P. Ellis scored
a pendty god for 3 points. Late in
the half the Ex-Britannia scored and
converted a try to make the half-
time score S-3. About 10 minutes to
full time Walsh broke away from a
5-yard scrum for a try. P. Ellis converted.
Team—Hammersley, H. Sladen, P.
Colthurst, L. Shelling, Craig, C. Mc-
Quarrie, A. Johnson, P. illis, H, No-
mds, Goumeniouk, Armstrong, Mc-
Tavish, Moody, Criekmay.
Defeat Province Five
In Poor Game Saturday
Blue and Gold Quintette Play Ragged BaU
To Eke Out 29-20 Score — Last Minute
Rally Putt Game On Ice—Varsity Still
On Top in Burrard League
In a closely contested basketball game at V.A.C. Gymnasium on Saturday, Varsity kept their place at the head ol the
Burrard League standing, defeating the Province quintette by
a 29-20 score. A ten-point rally in the last four minutes turned
the trick for the Blue sad Oold squad.
The game did not produce as high a standard of play as has
been shown in gome previous games, but was closely fought
throughout the struggle, with neither team gaining a decisive
margin until Vanity's closing spurt, was 12-10 in favour of the Province
Play Ragged At Flrd
Play in the fird half was inclined
to be ragged, with considerable poor
passing on the part of both teams.
The Blue and Gold quintette were
badly off form in their shooting in
this period, and fdled to count on
many of their openings.
Heath opened the score for Province after five minutes play with
two baskets from well out. Bardsley replied a minute later, but Vardty failed to tie the score when they
missed four shots from dose ln. Finally Nicholson broke through to tie
the game up, but Province took a
three point lead through a foul by
Hdl and a basket by McDonnell.
Barddey dropped in a long shot, but
McDonnell netted a rebound and
Heath scored on a foul to put Varsity
on the short end of a 10-6 score.
Campbell scored twice for Vardty
and McDonnell for the Newrie* ,be-
fore half time.   The intervd score
Combining a speedy attack with
an impenetrable defense Varsity's
Co-eds turned back the Chiderettes
by a 22-3 couni in an Intermediate
A hoop fixture played at U.B.C. gym.
Friday night.
The effective dribbling of Audrey
Munton and Helen Joost was a feature of the first half, bringing the
score at half time to 12-0 for the
In spite of several tries in the
second half the Chislerettes only
managed to chisel 2 counts while the
Co-eds ran up 10 points.
The students showed superiority in
shooting and passing and the team
is shaping up well. Violet Mellish
and Jean Thomas were both strong
checks for TJ.B.C.
'im team: E. Parks (6), H. Joost
(4\ A. Munton (4), V. Mellish (3),
M. Lang (2), M. Hall (2), J. Thomas
A. Zuhack.
In a game between Ex-Kits, and
the U.B.C. at Connaught Park Saturday, Varsity was able to amass a
count of 5-3 against their opponents.
With the coordination of the entire
team, Isabel McArthur was able to
score three goals, and Ellee*n Archer
and Mary MacDonald  each  one.
The line-up: Irene Wallace, Dorothy Lawrence, Mary MacDonald,
Mamie McKee, Marjorie Lang, Ar-
die Beaumont, Carol Sellars, Isabel
McArthur, Eileen Allchln, Mable McDonald  and   Marge  Henderson.
enior City
End Season
By Victory
Vardty Senior City Canadian Rug-'
by squad completed a successful
season by winning a decidve victory
over the Ex-Magee gridders to the
tune of (-2 at Douglas Park, Saturday.
Early In the tint quarter the Red
and Black took the offendve by
thrusting the Coll*gtens far back into tildr own territory, and while in
this podtion Grelg of Ex-Magee was
able to score two kicks to the dead-
lino making the score 8-0.
In the second period the Unlverdty
turned the tables on their opponents
and went down the field in a series
of bucks, which culminated in a
fird-down on Ex-Magee's five-yard
line. Then after two downs had
failed, a forward pass, Symou to
Vrooman, was completed for a
touchdown which went unconverted.
The count now dood 5-2 for Vardty.
The third canto saw th* addition
of another point for U.B.C., when
Buerk was roughed on Symond's
kick by McLean, leaving the students
in front 6-2.
The last period resulted ln a desperate attempt by Ex-Magee to score
a touchdown, but the strong defense
put forward by Vardty proved their
downfall, ana the game ended 6-2
for U.B.C.
Moffat, Vrooman, Symonds, Lynott,
Awkhurst, and McLean starred for
Lineup: Moffat, Holden, Symonds.
McLean, Lynott, Lydiatt, Bower,
Awkhurst, Ashby, Martin, Crysdale.
Heron. Vrooman.
Game Faster After teetotal
Vardty started the second half
with a rush, and took a four point
lead on baskets by Wright and Nicholson. Province then called time
out and made the fird substitution
of the game, sending in throe new
players. Haugh scored for the Newsies as Matthison replaced Bardsley
on the Blue and Gold front Une.
Province want ahead on scons by
Henry and Peebles jud before Coach
Allen sent Dick Wright in for Nicholson.
Dick Wright dropped in a foul for
Vardty, and then Bob Osborne secured under the Province baskd and
raced the length of the floor to drop
in a beautiful baskd. Peebles
wiped this out with a score for tho
newspaper squad, and Dick Wright
netted one from well out to bring
the score to H-80 for VargHy.
Regulars Stage Re**
> With lass than five minutes to go,
and the Blue and Odd holding a
scanty one point lsed, Coach AUan
sent Barddey, Nicholson and Km
Wright back Into the game. Province
also took this opportunity to send
Heath back in. After Campbell had
dropped In another foul, the regular
forwards started off at a fad pace,
and Ken Wright and Nicholson scored
the prettied baskets of the gam*. Osborne converted Nicholson's rebound
to end the scoring. The final score
was 28-20.
Campbell played a fine constructive gam* and Osborne showed to
good advantage at defence. Disk:
Wright, rookie recruit, also turned
tn a sound performance during the
few minutes he was on the floor.
The team: Campbell (•), Osborne
<4), Nicholson (8), X. Wright (4),
Barddey (4), Matthison, D. Wright
(8), Douglas.
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