MAC r# ^ .FM' let's Move IN AMP RMISH THE GOPDAMM JOS' :v-^^': la fhfWM 1' SSI ^&^^! ,;••.• ._ ,.. ,. ,-., m mvt mmm. and mm <mwm < ■ . .son? . - H > if t ACT NATMAiiY disorder That Magazine from CITR Radio 102 January 1988 • Vol. V Issue #60 EDITOR Bill Mullan WRITERS Janis McKenzie, Matt Richards, Dave Campbell, John Ruskin, Denlse Richard, Al Thurgood, Garnet Harry, Mike Dezell, Kirby Hill ART DIRECTOR Matt Richards ILLUSTRATORS William Thompson, M. Helen J. Orr PHOTOS M. Helen J. Orr, U.N. Owen COVER Matt Richards LAYOUT Danuta Debowskl, Shirley Soo, Indira, Kathy Day, Karen Shea, M. Helen J. Orr, Johanna Clock, Brian Holm, Louise Magnuson PROGRAM GUIDE Louise Jantzen TYPESETTING Dena Corby, Alex Johnson, Adam Jones, Peter Lankester, Peter Francis ACCOUNTS MANAGER Randy Iwata ADVERTISING MANAGER Lucy Crowther DISTRIBUTION David Newell PUBLISHER Harry Hertscheg Discorder Magazine, c/o CITR - UBC Radio 6138 SUB Blvd., Vancouver, B.C. Canada V6T 2A5 S(604) 228-3017 Discorder is That Magazine from CITR Radio 102 and is published monthly by the Student Radio Society of the University of British Columbia, although it winds up being printed deep from within Surrey, Canada. Discorder Magazine prints what it wants to, but pledges to put the CITR On The Dial program schedule and SpinList record chart in every issue. Discorder also vows to circulate 17,500 copies by the first of each month. Subscriptions are encouraged. Twelve issues: $12 in Canada, $12(US) in the States, $18 elsewhere. Make money orders or certified cheques payable to CITR Publications'. CITR Radio 102 broadcasts a 49-watt stereo signal throughout the Vancouver area at 101.9 FM. But for best reception, hook up to the FM cable network. CITR is at 101.9 cable FM on Rogers (Lower Mainland) and Shaw (North Shore) cable systems, but is still at 100.1 on Rogers (Fraser Valley). Inquiries about CITR, Discorder or the Mobile Sound System can be directed to station manager Harry Hertscheg at 228-3017, between 10 am - 4 pm, Monday to Friday. If you want to talk to the deejay, call 228-2487 or 228-CITR. IN THIS ISSUE 7. A CHRISTMAS STORY It could happen here 8. PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE But what does it mean? 11. WHAT KIND OF YEAR DID YOU HAVE? Fear and loathing in 1987 12. THE YEAR OF THE COCKROACH What's in a list? 16. IT WAS A VISUAL YEAR And this is what it looked like IN MOST ISSUES 4. AIRHEAD readers who write 19. LOCAL MOTION in a city near you 20. DIS CHORD if it sounds good. .. 24. SPIN LIST Don Chow's 1987 "Spunlist" 27. ON THE DIAL everyperson's guide to CITR 30. IT'S TRUE and it's happening JANUARY 1988 WHAJT A ;<***■ ^ ^WHAT A RAG DISCORDER IS I EACH ARTICLE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, EACH PAGE SO MUCH WHAT A LIKE THE OTHER PAGES © % PEACE, LOVE AND PUNISHMENT Discorder, Re: page 9, December issue. McHarshness, Bud. Who wrote this letter? Larry or Jack? One of them has a rather unusual hellfire and brimstone attitude toward the idea of God. Is Religion supposed to be punishment oriented or rehabilitative? If it is based on punishment, I'm out of here. That is not fun. Peace and Love, Bro. Drainpipe, Arts 1 Of course it's not fun. Discorder/Larry Thiessen, Hey, Larry. Your letter to Jack Van Impe Ministries was great, but I seriously doubt if any mail without a dollar sign in front of it gets past their garbage can. Cam K. ^vOo Discorder, WHERE'S WOMBAT!!? G. Penygrasse Dear Virginia, Where is Wombat? You might as well ask, where is Jimmy Hoffa? As far as we know here at Discorder, Wombat is/was/always will be a figment of the talented Filbrandt's imagination. No doubt, he still exists there, as he does in numerous back issues of this fine magazine. In the words of the immortal George Harrison "All things must pass." Wombat has done just that. Will he rise again? That is the real question. XMAS TIME IS FOR ASSHOLES Discorder, Like all intelligent people, I greatly dislike Christmas. It is really an atrocious institution. We must be gluttonous because it is Christmas. We must be drunken because it is Christmas. We must be v insincerely generous; we must buy things that nobody wants, and give them to people we don't like; we must go to absurd entertainments that make even our little children satirical; we must writhe under venal offi- ciousness from legions of freebooters, all because it is Christmas. George Bernard Shaw Actually, this isn't an Airhead letter at all, but something we stole from a No Fun press release. It was originally published December 20th, 1893. BUCK THE SYSTEM PAY ONLY ONE DOLLAR! with the presentation of this coupon. Limit one coupon per customer, to see HILARIOUS IMPROVISATIONAL comedy with the THEATRESPORTS GANG! Offer good Wednesday and Thursday only 8:00 pm Regular admission $6. Phone 688-7013 Offer expires January 31/88. Back Alley Theatre, 751 Thurlow M M ONE DOIJLAR Discorder, My brother gets every issue of your magazine and I read it fron cover to cover after he's finished with it (I don't think he even reads it). Anyways, I think that your magazine is really neat - - and weird too! I think that you could get more readers if you printed more public interest stories. Stories like mine are very touching and this is iti On Saturday night, I went to the Cannes Goods II at the Ridge and after I left, and I walked down Arbutus and found a wallet and I looked in it, but found no money (I deduced that it had been stolen). I thought of my options. Leave it, strew the contents over hell's half-acre, sell the ID to some teen • • . maybe I could have done these things, but I didn't. I tried putting it in the 'Wallet' drop-off in a bank on Hastings, but it was locked so I decided to mail it back to Alberta. I thought of how it was close to Christmas and how I'd like someone to mail me my wallet if I lost it, plus the guy had a map to his Mom's place in it. I mailed the wallet and felt good. This story - - and if you encouraged your readers to send in other happy stories like it - - could make your magazine more enjoyable. Sincerely, Lee Mortimer m FROM L.A. « BAN& CRUNCH foP lb OPcU AT q.QQ p/vj. MO MlWoPS FffEE FfiRTlT FAVOURS JANUARY 1988 FM102 D 8261 OAK STREET, VANCOUVER, B.C. V6P 4A8 TM (604) 266-1298 D 1405 HUNTER ST., NORTH VANCOUVER V7J 1H3 (604) 987-1975 D 306 FITZWILLIAM ST., NANAIMO, B.C. V9R 3A5 i*n&\ 754-4335 Otlti^f off OUT! t was the night before Christmas and all through the | house were empty beer bottles. The guests were I leaving one by one and two by two. Frank slipped on the bottom step and cracked his head on the pavement. It made the snow turn a lovely bright red. What a wonderful time they had all been having at the party! Everyone had a good giggle as Frank's wife took him to the hospital. j Uncle Don was feeling better than he'd felt in a long time and not surprising. He* d managed to drink a whole bottle of rum. He dropped the keys a couple of times trying to get into his car but once in, it started first go. "Gee/' thinks Uncle Don, "I'm sure glad I got that new battery and a tune-up before the cold weather set in." It was a lovely clear night and the moon was shining brightly on the fresh snow. Uncle Don was driving pretty straight when he went through the red light and broadsided another car. He struck the window real hard. Too bad he forgot to put his seat belt on. It's no wonder that red and green are the colours of Christmas. The firemen felt pretty sick after they pulled Uncle Don's mangled body from the wreck- v It was Uncle Don's niece Debby who answered the phone when the police called. She ran and got Daddy, then went back to wrapping Uncle Don's Christmas present. Daddy looked a little pale when he hung up the phone. He went the cupboard and poured himself a drink of rum, but somehow it didn't taste so good. Instead, he washed down a Valium with a beer. He didn't want to tell mummy about this but there was no avoiding it. ^-~"»"3 5 . % ,#r-' ^1 "Mummy," said Debby. "Billy told me that pigs are killed by hanging them up with a spike through their back legs and then they have their treats cut while all the blood drains out because they're still alive. Do we have to have ham this Christmas?" "Don't you listen to Billy, he's just telling you stories. And when you're finished wrapping that present I want you to go to bed right away. Santa Claus will be here before you know it and he doesn't give presents to little girls who don't do what they're told." Later on, as Daddy was telling Mummy about Uncle Don, they could hear the Hudsons next door having an argument. Mr. Hudson had sold some the food that the neighbourhood school had left on their doorstep, and spent the money on rum. Mr. Hudson was really drunk and started to beat up Mrs. Hudson. The police arrived and took Mr. Hudson away. Debby was awake because of all the noise next door. She couldn't see anything from her window though so she looked up in the sky and saw a bright light moving across it She wondered if the light was Santa with Rudolf leading the way. Actually it was a defence satellite moving into position. The President had drank a lot of rum that night and had pushed a few buttons that no one in their right mind should have even considered creating. It was going to be a white Christmas after all. White hot. Hotter than the sun. Uncle Don sure was lucky he'd always enjoyed a drink of rum. Matt Richards JANUARY 1988 7 PlJZZjritf' %I»E«CE IT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENS IN A GIVEN YEAR THAT MATTERS SO MUCH AS WHAT BECOMES EVIDENT For instance, it's worth noting that within the last ten years science has come up with all the necessary technology to make perfect fake photographs: images so apparently real, no expert can prove them false. Imagine Brian Mulroney holding hands with a scantily clad sixteen-year-old (not his daughter or even his niece). Imagine a space ship hovering over a Burger King somewhere in Saskatchewan (do they have Burger Kings in Saskatchewan?). Imagine Wayne Gretzky mainlining heroin. We're living in an age where, logically, you can't believe anything you see (certainly no document, no movie, no video or audio recording, no evidence of any kind). What does this do to the justice system? What does this do to our whole concept of truth? What weird mutation are we going to notice anyday now in children bom since 1980? THE BAD GUYS ARE WINNING Is it just me or is everyone sick these days? Not with AIDS necessarily, just sick. Isn't there an ominous number of vicious colds going around? What is this weird thing they're calling "Yuppy Mono'? (Why are so many medical experts denying it exists?) Of course, none of this has anything to do with Chernobyl, with Bhopal, with acid raid, the depleting ozone, the disappearing Brazilian rain forest. The planet's in wonderful shape. Just ask anyone in the Reagan Administration. While you're at it, get them to verify that the CIA have no involvement with organized crime, repressive political regimes or the murder of Peter Tosh. Prediction for 1988: creative paranoia will become a popular pastime. U2 ARE NOT AS BIG AS THE BEATLES. JOHN LENN0N WAS WAY TALLER THAN ANY OF THEM. But they're not a bad band at all. Who knows? In a realistic venue, they might even be the best live rock V roll band ever. But not in BC Place. Don't believe the deluded ravings of those who fought so hard, believed so fervently, paid so much that it had to be the concert of the year. More like the scam of the year. Certainly the disappointment. Art and football stadiums have about as much in common as Ollie North and the truth. BC Place should be filled with dirt and turned into the world's largest terrarium. Imagine the tulips! ROCK 'N' ROLL IS DEAD! You have to admit it's pretty strange when three of the four members of the band of the year are clean living Christians who no doubt get along very well with their parents. Was it AIDS that did the heinous deed or was it Miami Vicel Bon Jovi or Huey Lewis? What about Michael J. Fox? What about Johnny Rotten? Were Led Zeppelin the last great rock V roll band? (Before you scoff, get a copy of Physical Graffiti and listen to all four sides at least twice. If you're not impressed, you're probably a Socred.) LONG LIVE ROCK! — or am I just peering up my asshole searching for a great white hope and getting blinded by the smell? What is rock 'n' roll anyway? What about Prince? What about Sign o' the Times, the single, the album, the movie (the concert of the year). Prince's music is everything rock 'n' roll should be: erotic, dangerous and wickedly assured. Anyone who doesn't think he's simply bloody amazing is either homophobic, a white supremist or too old to understand. Fats Comet (Tackhead, the Mafia, whatever you want to call them) are hot, too. (Imagine if Led Zeppelin had understood funk.) Their show at 86 Street was better than it had a right to be ... given the venue. HOME TAPING SHOULD KILL THE RECORD INDUSTRY Imagine a technology which allows you to record a song (studio quality) at home, then pop a number of dubs of it into the mail and send them to various friends all over the world, who pull off multiple dubs themselves and send them to other friends who pull off other dubs, and so on and so on... and all with no discernible loss in signal quality. Such is the nature of Digital Audio Tape (DAT) technology. Call it evolution. We all know what happens to dinosaurs. HOLLYWOOD IS RUN BY LIVING DEAD ZOMBIES I was going to write off the whole idea of the place — everyone who's got anything to do with it — and vow never to waste my money on another Hollywood film, but then I saw Steven Spielberg's Empire §. of the Sun. Magic. AMERICA IS RUN BY LIVING DEAD ZOMBIES It's true. Ronald Reagan died of brain cancer sometime in June and they've been reanimating the corpse ever since. Rich Little's doing the voice. You haven't seen him around recently, have you. AMERICA IS A LIVING DEAD ZOMBIE Apparently, if you're a thirteen year old black kid in the slums of Detroit, and you want to join a gang, the initiation is to murder another kid. Any kid. Just as long as he doesn't belong to the gang in question. Preferably, he should be shot. As of the end of August, the 1987 handgun murder death loll for kids under sixteen (in Detroit alone) was over a hundred. Why don't they deal with this on the Cosby show? THE MAJORITY OF "HUMANITY" ARE LIVING DEAD ZOMBIES Most people don't think. The concept of weighing pros and cons has nothing to do with how they make a choice. It's a sad but brutal truth. How else could Bill Vander Zalm have been elected? Ronald Reagan? What does this say about the validity of democracy? Prediction for 1988: expect an increase in public mental derangement. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE) I think. Sure it's fun to watch the Stock Market crash, to watch Ronald Reagan squirm, to comment on the significance of that ferry The Herald of Free Enterprise capsizing off the coast of Belgium (remember: "The belief in coincidence is the prevalent superstition of the modem age of science"). But what about the reality of collapse, disintegration, breakdown? Civilization isn't all bad. In any event, REM's song does rock. Call it the single of the year. It's anybody's guess what the verses are supposed to be about, but the chorus (the title) says it all. TV SHOW OF THE YEAR Max Headroom (now cancelled). ROCK VIDEO OF THE YEAR Who cares? MOST UNNECESSARY ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION OF THE YEAR The twentieth anniversary of the release of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. An okay record, but... QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "There is a bitter bile in my throat these days." (Ronald Reagan, December 1st 1986; technically not 1987, of course, but given our print deadlines for a January issue — December 2nd — it does qualify). The man with the 'most important job in the world' was apparently trying to convince us he was perturbed and genuinely concerned with certain bad business and basic misconduct which had apparently been going on behind his back (under his nose? between his ears? choose your favorite cliche). Or maybe he didn't give a shit about Irangate. Maybe he was speaking literally. Maybe there really was bile in his throat, a symptom of his yet undetected terminal cancer. Some things you just can't know for sure. Bill Mullan one of the best paperback literature selections in Vancouver albion books and records 523 Richards St. • Vancouver • 662-3113 We buy and sell quality used books and records. JANUARY '88 SELECTIONS Fri. Jan. 1 Sun. Jan. 3 ROBOCOP restricted 7:30 PLATOON restricted 9:30 GLASNOST! Mon. Jan 4-Tues. 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AXLEROD 29/30 Fresh from the recording studio DEATH SENTENCE with special guests \TlVE I FRIDAYS FROM E LOUNGE YS FROM 11:30 P.M. ] ARTS CLUB THEATRE 1181 SEYMOUR 683-0151 THE WEB has new stock from ENGLAND UNDERGROUND Jo Jf^Tuhunt, 852 Granville St. Vancouver, B.C. Canada V6Z 1K3 (604) 688-2828 WRITE US FOR YOUR FREE CATALOGUE! jmmmm £ia*i^ id you ever have one < those days? You know, where nothing seemed to go the way you wanted UliiiiiiH it to? Where no matter how carefully you stepped, you always landed in shit? And the harder you tried to make it better, the worse it got? We all have days like that. Many have weeks we'd rather just forget about. But a whole year? Is that possible? There are times in our lives when we must go through a transition. In order to grow, one must change. And change is tough. It starts with a period of self-loathing. An intense denial of your own personal wrath. You doubt your own values and become dependent on others for support and direction. You no longer trust your own judgement. Your life becomes a continuing stream of crisis situations. You can't cope. You panic. All you want to do is escape. So you run away and hide. You quit school, quit your job, put your possessions in storage or scatter them amongst friends. You leave town, leave the country, run away, run away, run away. And in the beginning, exile is wonderful. It's the best time you've ever had in your life. You can go anywhere, do anything, see everything. You can be anyone you've ever wanted to be. You wish this feeling could last forever. Of course, it doesn't. Freedom becomes laziness. Laziness turns into apathy. Those ugly feelings you tried to run away from finally catch up with you. You're a coward. Weak and stupid. You have no direction except to keep running. Only it's hard to run when you don't even want to get out of bed. It's time to go home. Home, where nothing has changed, except that you have to start all over again. You're broke, you need a job. Only this time it'll be different. You'll get a job that pays a lot of money for doing exactly what you want to do. Sure. You gave up your apartment when you left so you need one of those too. But you're broke, you need a job. But how can you find work without a place to stay? If you're lucky, you have family or a girlfriend or someone who cares enough for you to put you up and put up with you until you can get on your feet again. Someone who will feed you and give you a place to sleep and comfort you and push you so you can help yourself. And all the time the stress adds up and adds up. Because of all the things you've given away — your money, your job, your possessions, your home — the one thing you don't have that you need more than anything else, is your self-esteem. And without that, every situation is stressful, every activity is a challenge, every setback is total and complete rejection. Everything is blown out of proportion. You hate yourself more than ever. You hate the world for allowing you to do this to yourself. Then you hate yourself some more, because it wasn't the world's fault, only yours. The hate and the self loathing do pass, in time, and slowly sanity returns. Bit by bit, the pieces do fall back into place. You get a job, not a great job, not even a good one, it has nothing to do with what you want in life but it pays. A bit. At least now you can buy food and help with the rent. The guilt of living as a homeless waif has been lifted. You can make a contribution again. You're a human being again. Of course this isn't the end of all your troubles. C'mon you're still human. You're still going to be hurt. And you're a long way from the level of confidence and self-esteem that you were at before this all started. So you've got a job. Big stinking deal. Five bucks an hour to get up at 4:30 in the morning, ride your bike over the Lion's Gate Bridge (rain or shine) 'cause the stinking buses don't run that early — all so you can flog over-rated coffee at over-inflated prices. Soon you hate the job and it hates you. Time to quit before you get fired You're on a job search again. Job search has got to be one of the ugliest, most terrifying, most stressful experiences imaginable. You feel like shit because you don't have a job, but you have to go out, every day and try to convince a pack of strangers that you're the greatest thing since the disposable cat box. You're forced to feed them a pack of lies because if you stick to the truth you'd never get hired in a million years. But you've also got to be prepared to live up to those same lies if somehow the impossible happens and you do get hired. And then one day, it does happen. "Welcome to the team." You've landed yourself a job you actually want It's almost perfect. It's in your field of expertise, you're working with people you know and like. You can do anything you want, and get paid to do it You've realised a dream. And that is the most frightening reality of all. Dreams don't belong in the real world. They are a product of the mind and the imagination. So far, your life has been a conflict, between those unpleasant activities you must do to survive (like working for a living) and those you do for pleasure and fulfilment. Over time you've developed a 'day-job' mentality. Now, faced with a day-job that you don't have to hate, you're confused. The goal you've spent the last year racing toward has been realised, before you were ready for it. This has been some year. Over-loaded with frustration, rejection, anger, depression, disappointment and anxiety. And ending up exactly where you wanted to be. It's time for a holiday. Dave Campbell JANUARY 19S8 11 CITR AND DISCORDER PRESENT ENIGMA RECORDING ARTISTS FROM CALIFORNIA AN ED BANGER PRESENTATION TICKETS AVAILABLE AT ODYSSEY AND ZULU RECORDS certified XXX Movies p^s NEuj oilt&lMfiL. A 7 SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE RHEOSTATICS What's the typical type of sandwich eaten in Toronto: Egg Salad. How many of you scuba dive: 2. What's your favorite type of soap: Ivory. Nardwuar the Human Serviette TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 1987 (in no particular order) a) 54-40: "Show Me" - well worth the wait Cannon Heath Down: "Heartthrob Compan ion" - brilliant local debut Miracle Legion: "Surprise, Surprise, Sur prise" - semi-folky, jangly stuff from Connecticut Guadalcanal Diary: "2 X 4" - Athens boys just keep getting better Dif Juz: "Out of the Trees" - gorgeous "organic" (as opposed to syn thetic) progressive Compilation: "Lonely Is An Eyesore" - beautifully packaged 4AD sampler with the likes of Throwing Muses, Wolfgang Press, Clan of Xymox, etc. Richard Toro/John Orsi: "Music for Bass and Drumset" - minimal, incredible, from Boston Replacements: "Pleased to Meet Me" - inexhaustible talent and guts Plan 9: "Sea Hunt" - from Rhode Island, New Sensibility r 'n' r The Mighty Lemon Drops: "Out of Hand" - what Echo and Bunnymen should sound like The Vinyl Frontier (Thurs. 5:30-8 p.m.) RON REYNOLDS REVIEWS THE YEAR 1987 HIGHLIGHTS 1. Ollie North - a true patriot. 2. Americans capture the Iranian Mine Layer. 3. Americans blow up the Iranian Oil Derrick. 4. Americans attacking Iranians in general. 5. The demise of Gary "your cheating" Hart. 6. Liberace myth exploded. 7. Alexander Haig announces his candidacy for Presidency. 8. Free trade comes to the Great White North. Maybe. If lily-livered Mulroney has the guts. 9. Canada's boys giving those Russkies a licking at the World Junior Hockey Championships. Politicians take note. The only way to deal with the Bolsheviks' expansionist policy is to cross check them back to Moscow. 10. Team Canada's victory in Canada Cup '87. Better luck next time, Ivan. FAVORITE SOAPS OF THE STARS Blaire Petrie - Pears Plan 9 - Dial Curious George - Zest Dave Gregg - Isotope Soap Rheostatics - Ivory Carmaig de Forest - liquid soap, the kind you can slither around on sheets of black plastic. Colin Upton - Lux Compiled by Nardwuar the Human Serviette LOWLIGHTS 1. Glasnost. Russian for B.S. 2. Western Press buys Gorbachev scam. 3. Amerika, the TV series. True patriots would never surrender to the Bolshies. 4. Direct hit on the S.S. Stark. This means war! 5. NFL strike didn't last long enough. They're all overpaid anyway. 6. Bill Casey dies without overthrowing Managuan menace. 7. Namby-pambys in Ottawa refuse to reinstate capital punishment. They should all be hung. 8. Vander Zalm wilts under pinko pressure. Fails to privatize everything immediately. 9. Contragate. When will somebody admit that the real villain is the commy-dupe marxist-manipulated liberal media? 10. The death of Rene Levesque. Any enemy of Trudeau — the man who single- handedly destroyed this fine country — is a friend of mine. Ron Reynolds is an ex-patriot American who loves Canada and any other country where freedom is sacred and there's lots of wild animals to shoot. A Korean War veteran and successful home-security-system salesman, he is an outspoken critic of liberals, namby-pambys, dupes, do-gooders, and bleeding hearts. A longtime CITR editorialist, Ron voted for B ill Vander Zalm and will continue to do so. He's slightly overweight and has a red face which has nothing to do with communism. JANUARY 1988 13 TOP TEN THINGS OF 1987 1. Got pummelled by eight meathead jocks at the Arts Club. 2. Got smacked in the head by a wimp accom panied by three meathead jocks at the Arts Club. 3. Actually landed a couple of punches in first altercation. 4. Met Al Waxman at the Arts Club. Gave him a free pack of mints. 5. Met Martin Mull in Passadena at Don Bull's graduation (he was attracted to me by my orange and green banana tuxedo). 6. Saw my first major league ball game and mei Willie Randolph in the elevator of the Marriot afterward; complemented him on a great game, then found out he was on the in jury list. 7. New food store "Food Stop" opens on Commercial near Joe's Cafe. As a momento of my first visit, I purchase a copy of "Easy Rider" and a bag of popcorn. 8. Life After Bed dies after 4 1/2 years. 9. Hot Pink premieres Monday, November 30th at 6pm. 10. Found out condoms don't come in small, medium and large. 11. Singlehandedly initiated international condom giveway fad while clad only in boxer shorts (outside SUB building). Then those scum Engineers stole my idea, the fuckin' weasels. Garnet Harry JEROME BROADWAY'S BEST OF 1987 1. Best Movie: "Full Metal Jacket" 2. Best Single: "Big Decision" - That Petrol Emotion 3. Best Concert Moment: The Pogues (with Joe Strummer) perform "London Calling" in the Commodore, December 7th. 4. Best Civil Disaster: A fully loaded Northwest Orient Airlines MD-80 disinte grates into a strip of Detroit highway, killing several commuters and all aboard the aircraft, save for an infant child. 5. Best Case for booking with a reputable Travel Agent: 174 Tamils found floating off the coast of Newfoundland. 6. Best Quote: "I am not a bimbo!" (Jessica Hahn) 7. Best name of an entrant in a Chili cook- off: Pit Bowl Chili. 8. Best Big Brother Experience: Undergoing a drug test in Seattle. 9. Best stupid fashion trend: Anything acid wash. 10. Best hackneyed cliche: "You're lucky to have a job," or "At least you're working." TRIBES & SHADOWS TOP TEN FOR '87 Tribes and Shadows is a one-hour program that explores ritual, myth and magic, particularly "exotic" cultural ideas/patterns in relation to Western forms of thought. Its content ranges from new musics to the ethnic and exotic. K1. John Hassell - "Power Spot" (ECM) 2. Yasuaki Shimuzu - "Music for Commer cials" (Crammed Disks) 3. John Adams - "The Chairman Dances" (Nonesuch) 4. Sussan Diehim/Richard Horowitz - "Desert Equations" (CD.) 5. U2 - "The Joshua Tree" 6. Mark Isham/Jeremy Irons - "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" (Windham Hill) 7. Meredith Monk - "Do You Be" (ECM) 8. Ornette Coleman - "In All Languages" (Caravan of Dreams) 9. David Tom - "Cloud About Mercury" (ECM) 10. Carlos Alomar - "Dream Generator" (Private Music) SCENES WE'D LIKE TO SEE: MY SPECIAL MOMENTS, 1987 Like the sign says, below are some of the highlights provided by the entertainment industry in 1987. Don't be led astray. Anybody who tells you that none of this is true just doesn't know the meaning of investigative journalism. This year's "nervous nellie" must be Doug Collins, the Hangin' Journalist his own bad self, who as the unlikely Master of Ceremonies for the Vancouver Folk Music Festival explained he was on "a mission from God — the right God." Doug actually did a pretty fair job until he read the Woody Guthrie inscription on Billy Bragg's guitar and couldn't continue as he feared for his life. Remember when Thomas Hobbs (florist) and Valerie Gibson (aging debutante) graced the end page of Vancouver Magazine with their luncheon chatter? Save that article — you'll want to reread it for years to come. Apparently the editors found this exchange too racy for the Kerrisdale crowd. TH: Valerie!! What's wrong? You're blushing like a pregnant school marm. VG: Never use "marm" in front of me, Thomas. And I must confess, I'm a little bashful about revealing this, but I'm on the guest list for the return of Fishbone tonite at Graceland, where they've graciously extended an invitation backstage in order to show me, lime permitting of course, just how to walk the dog. TH: Old hat, dear. I've tried it before, and, frankly, they're not that good. The choreography, I True to form, Stacey Q. ("Two of Hearts") insisted that the opening act at her 86 St. concert/ fashion show extravaganza be none other that Country Dick Montana, who took time out from his usual role as the folk-jazz mystic of the Beat Farmers to front his beloved fuck-band Snot Fondue. Country Dick mentioned that although scheduling was tight, he was simply delighted to oblige, as he had been thinking of getting out of mac jackets and Miller caps for a couple of months now and the evening couldn't help but build confidence in his new direction. If you're unable to fit a movie into that busy schedule, but feel out of touch with the silver screen, relax. I've provided capsule summaries of the best of cinema in 1987. SAMMY & ROSIE GET LAID A moving glimpse of male bonding involving Rosie Greer, All-Pro defensive end turned FTD man, and ex-Lion Sammy Greene, doing double duty these days as slotback and drug addict. The film details Rosie's attempt to show Sammy that despite his cocaine problem, he's still a "brother." DATE WITH AN ANGEL Based on Lenny Bruce's adaptation of Inferno, this locally-produced thriller takes us to the abyss that is the Savoy, where we find Garnet cancelling the Shindig finals and promising a "Jokes for Beer" sixpack to Joey the Punk if he can entertain us for the rest of the evening. CRY, FREEDOM Worried that he might be responsible for another Gandhi, director Richard Attenborough went slumming for this film, the zany adventures of a frat-rock band touring the Midwest with their mascot/manager Freedom Fiftyfive. It looks bleak when Freedom's father cancels their line of credit in an Omaha cornfield, but the boys' never-say-die attitude is epitomized by the drummer's stirring address to their inconsolable manager, "You don't have to cry, Freedom — we can do the show right here!!" It's a landmark moment in film. Feel free to quote liberally from these reviews while at the office or during a break in dinner conversation. People will be amazed at your grasp on the entertainment world. I hope you had fun in 1987. If any of these items ring a bell, you probably did. Dress warmly in 1988, and remember, in the words of CBS Records, 1968: "THE MAN CAN'T BUST OUR MUSIC." Michael Dezell 1987: FAVORITE SURVIVAL TACTICS • Question authority: they stammer when they answer. Good source of entertainment. • Partake in attitude adjusting activities such as shopping, meditating, doing drugs, seeing a shrink, laughing, working out. • Get smart: learn more about AIDS, be sexually creative. • Say yes. • Say no. • Create money. It's a part of being able to survive: use whatever means seem most appropriate under prevailing circumstances. Give and take. Scam. • Accept fear as part of the deal. • Eat lots of chocolate. Denlse Richard PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS BY MATT "KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL" RICHARDS •U2 will disappear in the Bermuda Triangle • Don Johnson will have his shaver fixed and fall into obscurity • Due to an odd series of coincidences Pat Paulsen will be elected President of the U.S.A. • Keith Richards will renounce sex, drugs, and rock & roll, and become a Jesuit Priest causing registration to go up 243% in the first quarter. • Michael Jackson will have $400,000 worth of plastic surgery which will return him to the way he used to look. He'll then release a record of remixed old hits and call it "Good Boy." • Maggie Thatcher will make the world book of records for the size of her hemorrhoids. • An ex-Rolling Stone staffer will discover the first 100 issues in a cardboard box tucked away in his basement making it possible for archaeologists to determine what actually did happen during the sixties. • Within the next 60 days UFO's will appear over the White House and abscond with Ronald Reagan. He and they will never be seen again. • A new Messiah will be discovered in California. She will be black and base her gospel on interracial marriages. She will be assassinated by a white male but, wonder of wonders, she will rise up from the dead, thereby preventing a catastrophic inter-racial/inter-sexual war. Her philosophy shall then bring peace to the earth for five thousand years. PREDICTIONS FOR 1988 I predict all the predictors will predict what they want to predict. You will laugh at their dumb stupid predictions, and completely disagree with them. In fact, what you're doing is predicting yourself. With that in mind, you should make predictions before a predictor forces you to predict something you do not want to. Here are my predictions: 1. Huge newspaper headlines will again become popular. I mean huge ones with giant black print! 2. hjkhjlkhjklhjklhjklhjklhjklkjhhjklhjhjkl hjkhjkhjklhjklllkjhlkjhhjklghjklhjkllkjh 3. Roman Numerals will come back in style. Nardwuar the Human Serviette Your ear to the underground. disorder That Magazine from CITR FM 102 TWELVE-MONTH SUBSCRIPTIONS ONLY $12 Subscribe today! Send cheque or money order payable to: CITR—UBC Radio / 6138 SUB Blvd. / Van. B.C. / V6T 2A5 I II < Ifc • * THEATRE • • I m= 16th & Arbutus 738-6311 7:30 • • • • "CAPTIVATING." Janet Maslin, The New York Times "RAPTUROUSLY GOOD." Sheila Benson, Los Angeles Times "ENTRANCING." Pauline Kael, The New Yorker "FUNNY, WISE, DEEPLY AFFECTING." Rex Reed JAN. 1-7 THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED FILM OF THE YEAR 9:30 JAN. 8-13 THE 1988 GENIE AWARDS SCREENINGS FEATURING: •LIFE CLASSES •FAMILY VIEWING •BROTHER ANDRE •HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS •IVE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING •UN ZOO LA NUIT and more, call 738-6311 for details. SPECIAL PRICE: SEE ALL 24 FILMS FOR $2000 — INDIVIDUAL FILM $5.00. Gala Opening! Thursday, January 14, 8:00 only with Dr. Jan Kusler, curator of the Vincent Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. He is here Jan. 14th only to introduce the film and have a question an^j^sw^perbdafterward.^ JAN 15 (and onward) 7:30 & 9:30 \> incest The Life and Death of Vincent Van Gogh A FILM BY PAUL COX "Vincent is a film that illuminates our view of the artist's life and times, but not like a documentary—like a painting. It is a work of art itself." —Screen International "The more I think it over, the more I feel that there is nothing more artistic than to love people." —Vincent, in a letter to his brother Theo Courtesy of KLM Royal Dutch Airlines ENTER TO WIN RETURN AIR FARE FOR TWO TO AMSTERDAM JANUARY 1988 15 7878787878787878787 7 8 7 8 year 7 8 7 8 7 8 7 jerry jerry bob's your uncle a merry cow slaughter house hens d.o.a. suffer machine NOMEANSNO harpo hangmen roots roundup crud tippy-a-go-go rythmn mission enter taining ENCHANTED EVENINGS BEGIN WITH THE DOGS DISCORDER JANUARY 1988 17 SKATEBOARDS SKULL SKATE Wtt€£LB TWO FOR o*/€ ssiiis^? s*$f?NOWBOAROS (SNOWBOARDS ISMOWSOARDS.l >Sc.y . MB, «„«i ?5ryS "5 fl ftA** ?M*£ ****** £^ -4/e^if —-*%*i ACCESSORIES CLOTHING , % «y AraloilCnc «• •s/W-g- p.O.'S HOT SHOP, 8261 OAK STREET T^r -Lt'HnONt: $(K] 266-1298 Mi #e# Htr^htU ?&¥?£%£ ^N0^HVAfiCfJUVbR,B.C.V7J !H3»0 T>*^i k- T/i^^i>.T& TELEPHONE: (604) 987-1975 * , u I ■■-. J j|fp0S HOT SHOP 306 FlTZVt ^r OrAC&lAWlA* E'.NAKAiMO, B.C V9R 3A5 • CAN ^'V-i v-v^^" FELEPHOME: {604} 764 4335 HNMJH Well, another year's gone by with vultures like me just watching and waiting for the first glimmers of an emerging new teen-hard-music-craze for the 490's (after all, I was too young and in the wrong suburb for punk, and will be too old for what comes next). So far there hasn't been much sign of it locally in 1987 (at least in part because Slow broke up in late '86), and the nearest thing I've seen in touring bands must be Firehose and the Butthole Surfers. So what has happened this past year? Well, besides starting graduate school, adopting a kitten, and finally getting my turn signals fixed, I've heard The Hoodoo Gurus, Grapes of Wrath, Northern Pikes, Iggy Pop, REM and, of course, U2 (among others) make the big transition to my Demon's AM radio. I was converted to the church of the Butthole Surfers (okay, so what if I had my fingers over my eyes half the time?), and was an active fan at gigs by Redd Kross, Sonic Youth, The Screaming Sirens, Mr. T. Experience, The Dead Milkmen, The Cowboy Junkies, and, as always, The Young Fresh Fellows (to name but a few). The Canadian Independent Music Festival was so successful that people around here said next year it'd be the International Independent Music Festival, for unfortunately for bands and music fans across the country, Cattle Prod broke up shortly afterwards. The Groovaholics, Zealots, Love Club and Animal Slaves (almost) also disintegrated in '87, while the Enigmas reformed for the Zulu Revue in the spring and then sparked rumours of a real reunion by playing a couple more gigs after. As for the Subhumans — well, I never saw them back in their heyday, but their show in July had what looked like every local musician with "punk credibility" slamming and stage-diving and made me feel wildly sentimental for what I had missed. A few things that lots of us thought would happen this past year didn't. For instance, Art Bergmann isn't world famous yet (although I hear he's just been signed to Duke Street Records) A Merry Cow's record isn't out yet (but I've seen the cover art and it's great!), and CITR still hasn't been given permission to go high(er) power. Here are the names of a few artists who had demos at the station (and in this column) in 1987: A Merry Cow - Pete Archer - Biff Hackett (The Young Adults) - Cannon Heath Down - Chemistry Set (from Seattle) - The Crash Dummies - Crypt Kicker 5 (also from Seattle) - Decline of the English Murder - 5 On A Date (from Victoria) - Five Year Fuck - Flammable Animal - The Highliners (from London, England) - The Hip Type - Ralph Cameron Johnston - The Kingpins (now Nervous Fellas) - The Last Corvairs - Love Club - Monuments Galore - The Now Feeling (from Calgary) - The Paladins - The Rainwalkers (originally The Void) - Renegade Raspberry Retaliation (from Northampton) - Retinal Circus - Roots Roundup - Silent Gathering - The Sons of Freedom - Stubborn Blood - Technotribe - X Four - Tree of Plenty - Ultramarine - The Wardells (from Victoria), (my apologies to those misspelled or left out!) As for local truly independent records that came out (i.e., without major label distribution or anything like it) some were by: Bamff - Bob's Your Uncle - Cannon Heath Down - Family Plot - The Hip Type - No Means No - Oversoul Seven. And here's my personal kind of short and dull Best and Worst list (since Julia didn't help me this year): Best Gig - The Butthole Surfers (whichever time you were most stoned, and didn't have to stand too long in line to get in. Not to be confused with Most Danceable Gig). Worst Gig - Choose one (and remember, how good the band was is irrelevant): a) Anything at B.C. Place, b) Anything at 86 Street, c) Anything at Thunderbird Arena. Best Musical Trend (or is it my imagination?) - Playing loud! (again) Worst Musical Trend - Bands that just stand there looking like they wish they could be in a nice safe studio somewhere. Most Unbelievable Piece of Legislation to be voted on soon in the House of Commons - Bill C54, the "anti-pornography" bill that would not only limit access to sex-education, but make it illegal to look al a photograph portraying both an exposed female breast and a person under 18. (So much for breastfeeding!) janjs So, happy new year, and don't forget to go to lots of gigs and write your MP! JANUARY 1988 19 t's safe to say we get way more than twenty new records a week at CITR. Yes, some of them wander in totally misdirected (the latest Fleetwood Mac album for instance), but for the most part, there's usually someone around who's intrigued enough to give at least a brief listen. Sometimes very brief. Suffice it to say, we don't come close to reviewing everything in Discorder Magazine. Such is the nature of this magazine you're holding. It's woefully incomplete. If this is news to you, we apologize. Nevertheless, we do try at Discorder (and that's what really matters, isn't it?). In the past year, some fifty- odd albums, tapes, etc. received some sort of critical notice in the magazine. What follows, then, is a flashback. XTC/Skylarklng The strange thing is that even though it sounds like 1968, it is far more interesting than most of the stuff that was floating across the airwaves in those heady days. NEW ORDER/Brotherhood By God, there's even a bit of mirth, a little laughter to bring us all back from the dead (no Joy, however). NURSE WITH WOUND/Spiral Insana Thankfully, Mr. Stapleton has no academic musical training. This means that he is free to traipse through the psyche and incorporate any deviant notion that strikes his fancy. 20 DISCORDER COURAGE OF LASSIE/The Temptation to Exist The darkness evokes resignation rather than depression; the brightness evokes courage rather than happiness. NOMEANSNO/Sex Mad Sex Mad is about what happens when you live at home with your parents for loo long. It's about what happens when you go out with too many unstable women. It's about what happens when life sucks. THE THE/I nfected He's flexing his musical biceps with stuff that ends up being very commercial, but full of nasty little goodies. COLIN NEWMAN/Commercial Suicide Picture this: a middle aged Mr. Newman with hemorrhoids taking his long awaited creative shit expecting the usual solid pop mass, but appearing instead is the dreaded droning drip drip leading to early retirement. But I do like this album ... SNFU/lf You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish This is the type of music that your neighbors will continue to scream over (remember when your older brother started that trend with his KISS albums?). THE BEASTIE BOYS/Llcensed to III The deal is, you see, that their lyrics are the completely standard sexist ravings of three young apparently not loo bright would-be rock gods who want only to party. VARIOUS ARTISTS/Potatoes Everybody here takes liberties with the folk idiom, to varying degrees, but surprise! it's actually listenable. DEAD CAN DANCE Within the Realm of a Dying Sun The music projects strong images of tall abandoned gothic towers with ghost-like silhouettes slinking through webbed hallways. SAMANTHA FOX/Touch Me I put this in my comedy album section. CRIMINAL ELEMENT ORCHESTRA Put the Needle to the Record Stretch your under-used surrealist imagination into sensing what it would be like to be an organic drum kit. NUMB/Blue Light Industrial grunge. The kerrang! of heavy steel, the digital rhythms of machine intelligence. But wait. There're melodies slinking around in the mix (hints of them, anyway). LAST EXIT/The Noise of Trouble (Live In Tokyo) When it works, it's a kick to the head. When it doesn't, though, it's simply in trouble. MANTRONIX/Muslc Madness If the Beastie Boys play sophomoric jinks to entertain pre-pubescent teens, then Mantronix play gritty hip hop blues for beaniks. They're just too damn cool to be numero uno on the hit parade. t GRACE JONES/lnslde Story It is no exaggeration to call this the dullest record of the year, even if it is only February. CONDITION/Red, Hot and Blue The problem is inherent in the whole concept behind the band. It seems anchored in a nostalgia for a time and place neither I nor the band lived through, if it ever existed. It just doesn't click. MOTORHEAD/Orgasmatron The result is a skull-crunching, brain-sucking, ear- slicing assault that must be heard to be understood. HUSKER DU/Warehouse: Songs and Stories They still sound fresh and somewhat novel as they continue to map out the territory of hard-edged pop. GO FOUR 3/Slx Friends a) Steve Quinn knows how to write great pop songs, b) time in the studio is always well spent, and c) they have progressed greatly since their eponymous 1985 EP. new & collectable clothing .accessories, consignment art showings. now accepting consignment items 939 Davie • 685-2523 CARDS* rosTem*< * magazines i OCTOPUS EAST] AM<H< 1146 Commercial♦253 0913 \|^AN^ ^ 2328 W. 4«h AVE. 733-5822 WIRE/The Ideal Copy They have picked up exactly where they left off. That it sounds fresh and contemporary is evidence enough of the group having been an influential force in its later days. THE LOUNGE LIZARDS/No Pain for Cakes Marginally eccentric music such as this may not be to everyone's taste, but then neither are caviar and single malt whiskey. STYLE COUNCIL/The Cost of Living This is ihe man who broke up The Jam at their peak because he didn't want them to end up like The Who or The Stones, an outdated dinosaur. Can he have changed? Can he keep his principles and social conscience deliberately suppressed? D.O.A./True (North), Strong & Free This album has a point of view that only Canadians could have. Despite many economic factors, we stand outside the superpowers and possess a more removed attitude than many other nations. D.O.A. show that you can do this and formulate a coherent world view without becoming aloof. RITA McNEIL/Flying on Your Own Probably too mellow for the tastes of CITR listeners, but nevertheless a creditable effort which will give well-deserved recognition to this hard-working, big- hearted woman. RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT Bowling for Appliances Check out this unique tape if you still have a sense of humour and appreciate the cultural contributions of Ernest Borgnine. MARK STEWART & MAFFIA Mark Stewart & Maffia There are places where you could be incarcerated for listening to this music. It is subversive. It hums, it scratches, it pumps. It is difficult. It is not easy listening. OVERSOUL SEVEN/Fool Revelation I hope that the boys fall in love or get high on chocolate or have great sex before they write their next songs; this album must have been written through some rotten relationships. Lighten up, guys! THE CULT/Electric The Cult are to Led Zeppelin what Glass Tiger are to U2, what the Alarm are to The Clash, what Skinny Puppy are to Einsturzende Neubauten, Dan Hill to Bob Dylan, Bryan Adams to Bruce Springsteen, Ronald Reagan to John Wayne, Gary Hart to John F. Kennedy, Jim Jones to Jesus Christ. The word is UNNECESSARY. JOHN FRENCH, FRED FRITH ETC. Live, Larf and Loaf The total effect is like... I'm reaching here ... what if Syd Barrett formed a group with Jeff Beck and called it Pogue Floyd? REM/Document REM are consistent. Every year they put out a brand new full length LP that has a solid EP's worth of essential music on it. Boxing Day Sale Boxing Day Sale SrtOOTtfTfiMSmOrV SNOWBOARDS SKATEBOARDS f BEATANYX SKATEBO/ ADVERTISED/ GNU from agBt^VPRIC^/^ ALL DECKS STORM from 549. ALL WHEELS (hottest freestyler) ALL TRUCKS MOUNTAINEERING 50 V. ALL T-SHIRTS HATS & SWEATERS OFF NMB BEARINGS DON MISS C a«Pii r»r* * w SATURDAY & SUNDAY ONLY HAVE A RAD NEW YEAR Downtown Vancouver 1143 Granville ph 688 9555 THE WASHINGTON SQUARES Washington Squares The final major flaw with the disk is that there is not one truly memorable track. Not a tunc that lodges in your brain, nagging you to play it again and again because you can't get enough. BILL BRUFORD/Earthworks This album is titillating in its vision, colour and performance (sorry kiddies, no vocals). MARIANNE FAITHFULL/Strange Weather Sharpen your razor blades, roll up your sleeves, dim the lights and put this album on. If you survive the first cut, it'll grow on you. YELLO/One Second Personally, I can't think of too many things more boring than listening to the refrigerated rhythms of Yello on One Second. MEREDITH MONK/Do You Be Monk's wordless chanting-singing has enough spiritual balls to transcend you to the next plane. mm. X Top Spin. For your dance, get CiTR Mobile Sound 228-3017 used a old; mm mmm ms West. Pender THURSDAY night THE Pi* 63° ght in« • \ your DJj&lfj"*] Top Spin. For your dance, get CiTR Mobile Sound 228-3017 JANUARY 1988 23 Ar\Y ■N /*K/Nm i o 1 C 3A 7 <00l TrMA$J>Ai IN THE MX fK » Ai 70 i TA* <A***te&& Sv«y TJS*S wSr SDUNbTWCMNq TA* Vart-trtf-Of* l*r Sour My 144TM w# <^ + I teioJ? ^ ^^ ?JJL MeUl J+clut TU Bi£ QwtJUm*, Tte TA* Hw+I4*4 ^ ^ P S£K)U3 TA^f r+fra iwr'M Ki mam Y^ sy-<*v« $;// Hjr/<r /*<i icKir to4y V Ano Part Ar/vs LOCAL BjpLVntfpESfCL W Ktonos Quartet John Adams Wrfo Man Bleeps The Chairman Dances 'HpMeans'Hp Oversold Seven (D.O.A. St^Mad fool'Revelation ^fc Trw OHprtti), Strong & free ^Wf Ion Hassell AAeredith AAonk. * Various Artists I SPEED Toww Spot DolbitBe Impact 'Bamff Come Outside W Qo four 3 SiK. friends m I . , Cannon Jfeath. 'Down Mean Throb Companion M ■ ^ntfvrax ^.tn-oncj tlic Living 'Bob s ^our llncle 'Bob's Your 'Uncle ^^ ^m Corrosion oj Skinny Tuppy Cleanse, fold and Manipulate ^^B wW Conformity Technocracy Moev 'Waiting W D.ft.T. Crossover The 'Water-wait^ The 'Waterwalk CHUBB/ 'Humi 'Blue Light XmHy/franf^ %ptS\kgm fisck III M ^ Fats Comet ROCKCHESTER The tiip Type Let Me In M^ f ^^ TACKHEAD The Game/Free South fXRKA family 'Blot Convictions ^f ^k Mark Stewart + AIafra /Wark Stewart grapes of'Wrath Treehoust « m St. Che Be my ... (Powerstation) ARE THEY RLLOW ED TO SflY THAT? 1 M NFGA-AIRFLA/ Big Black Songs About Fucking w ^^ Bill/Bra^ Talking with the Taxman... Sun Citg Girls Horse Cock Phepner Camper Van Beethoven Camper Van Beethoven Butthole Surfers Locut Abortion Technician African Headcharge Off the Beaten Track Killdozer Burl m ^ /ello One Second < M hltzerZbb That Total Age COMPILED V Flnstunende Neubauten fuenf ftuf Der Bach Ober Offenen i f Culturlclde Tack/ Souvenelrs of... America Various Artists Potatoes A r Wire The Ideal Copy/Snakedrlll Various Artists Lonely is an Eyesore M Graeme Revell The Insect Musicians Various Artists Smack My Crack ^L ^^S lu^eneChadbourne LSDCAW Various Artists Fuck Your Dreams, This is ^ **W 54-40 Show Me Heaven The Coolies w Various Artists Sounds of Now! That fetrolf motion Battle Various Artists Animal Liberation - , The Beastie Boys Licensed to III Various Artists Project One 1 i Fright w 1^ fasterfrlahtwlgMIIMII Various Artists Kick it! The Def Jam ' % Husker Du Warehouse: Songs and Stories Sampler (1) \ firehose Kagln' full-On DEF \ KJ). Lang Angel with a Lariat M The The Infected SCBOOLY-D Saturday Night - The ^ HolgerCiuUy Kome Remains Kome Album Ginger Baker Horses and Trees Public Enemy To! Buw Rush the Show Golden falomlnos Blast of Silence Mantronix Music Wapness Kalahari Surfers Sleep Armed S 1 NGULflR ^^^ fri nee Sign '0'the Times f^^^k /oung Fresh Fellows The Men who Loved Music The Residents Kam-1 i ga m m Hajo NImhi A Skid Roper Bo-Da/-Shusflf Dub Syndicate Might Train ^^ ri.m. Document ho. 5 Psychic TU tl a q i c k Defends Itself A P^\ Lime Spiders The Cave Comes Alive The Jesus %> 1 T\l Chris Speddln^ The Inem/ Within tl a r y Chain R p r i 1 Skies ^^ mm Last hit The holse of Trouble Front 242 1 ntercept i on/tlasterhi t ^ Tom Walts f rank's Wild /ears DJ Jazzy Jeff & fubllclma^e Limited Happ/? Fresh Princ e G i r1s R i n ' t Hoth i n' but Dukes of Stratosphear fsonlcfsunspQt Troub 1 e Screaming Blue Danielle Dax Uhere the F1 i e3 Rre ^^*m Messiahs Bikini Red The Uoodentop s Eueryday Liuing dtjM ^^% SPOKEN Godley £= Crerr e Snack Attack ■ ^ Tammy F aye Be kkep The Ballad of Jin & m Robert Anton Wilson Secrets of Power Tammy \ Judy Radul The Dream of Naming Current 9 3 Happy Birthday Pigface m Anna Mal kin A Knife feels Better in my Christus 1 Hand 24 DISCOF tDER Coming in January FAMILY PLOT TONY BIRD .THE ROGUE FOLK CLUB RHYTHM MISSION NEW YEARS EVE PARTY with * THE JAZZMANIAN DF.VILS includes party favours, food, fun, ...825.00 per person THE SAVOY NIGHTCLUB 6 POWELL ST. 687-0418 | f 1 t I t | * I I I I * I * <*EEK f/VEfcNA "Lamb on a Spit our Specialty" DAILY SPECIALS FOR LUNCH AND DINNER Try our unique menu, including •Tzanziki, Melitzano, Houmos •Spanakotiropita, Saganaki, Lukaniko •Souvlakia, Mousaka, Kalamaria •And much, much more! •Plus... pizza • Pasta also a specialty Mon. - Sat. 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sunday to Midnight TAKE OUT • CATERING • WEDDINGS ANNIVERSARIES • BIRTHDAYS FREE DELIVERY Phone for Reservations: 736-2118 / 736-9442 2272 West 4th Ave., Kitsilano ******************* —Imported Music/Tour Posters —Celebrity Posters —Unique Prints —T-Shirts/Cards & much, much more. * « *** *** *** *** *** 1 Step Beyond *** NEW SHIPMENT ARRIVED 235 CAMBIE — MEZZANINE LEVEL 50 ft. south of Gastown Steamclock OnTheDial WEDNESDAYS WEEKDAY HIGHLIGHTS MONDAYS RANDOM DESIGNS 7:30-10:00 am "Can you catch exploding bunnies from hell? What do you, do with them once you catch them? Do you care?" A show for apathetic fur-bearing humanoids. Join Melissa for your weekly dose of superficiality. SOUP OF THE DAY 11:00 am-1:00 pm If you can swallow this, you'll be ready for the real world, but then again... it might make you sick. . . you'll never be ready! —Prison Cook: Captain K. CRAPSHOOT 5:30-6:00 pm Insightful political discourse and acid-tongued debate fill the airwaves every week as members of UBC's Liberal, Conservative and NDP clubs discuss the events of the day. Keeping it all in perspective is moderator Ed Sapulvida. THE JAZZ SHOW 9:00-12:30 am Vancouver's longest-running prime time Jazz program, featuring all the classic players, the occasional interview, and local music news. Hosted by the ever-suave Gavin Walker. ENVIRONMENTAL SCATOLOGY 12:30-4:00 am Ever tasted blood?... Ever run your hand through warm guts?... Well I have... don't feel like nothin.' TUESDAYS PEST CONTROL 11:00-1:00 pm Welcome to the Roach Motel. I'm Jerome Broadway, the caretaker. Don't mind those ugly, multi- legged hairy creatures crawling up your leg. They're just Mother's pests. Igor! Crank up the music! BLOOD ON THE SADDLE 1:00-3:00 pm Every Tuesday, music to scrape the cowshit off your boots to. THE ORAL DAVE RADIO SHOW 3:00-5:00 pm —There are no quick and easy answers— RECTAL RECTITUDE 5:30-8:00 pm My limp body was covered with the excrement of a thousands dogs—my brain had been soaked in the urine from 100 pus-infested penises— my toenails had been peeled off and paint stripper brushed on the naked flesh—my nostrils had been stuffed with decaying flesh—my ears had been plugged with the sounds of screeching pigs—at last I had become an American—true, strong and FREE. THE CLASSICAL SHOW 7:30-10:00 am A variety of musical styles ranging from the early Medieval to the 20th Century. All styles will be discussed with historical importance. Requests taken. Hosted by Wolfgang J. Ehebald. * PAULA TAKES LIBERTIES 1:00-5:00 pm Shut up, I've got a hangover. THE LIONS DEN 5:15-5:30 pm Neil Davis will interview players, coaches and special guests on The Lion's Den. There will also be a trivia contest, the prizes being gift certificates for the Fogg 'n Suds Restaurant. THE AFRICAN SHOW 8:00-9:30 pm The latest in modern African dance music plus/ minus a few oldie but greats and extras. Your way we come every Wednesday at 8:00. Information —News as they come at 8:30 pm. Possible special features at 9:00. Your host: Umerah P. Onukwulu. Welcome. THURSDAYS ANOTHER KIND OF WEDNESDAY 7:30-10:00 am Ever feel like you've slept-in 24 hours too long? Maybe this Killpigge fellow inhabits his own time zone, or universe for that matter. FINE LINES 10:00-11:00 am STACY'S SHOW 1:00-3:00 pm What will happen will happen! GREEK WEEKLY REPORT 5:15-5:30 pm Brothers Pi, Gamma and Delta will be bringing you all the information on what is happening inside the Greek Society at UBC. Everything from sports & social information to the Greek tune of the week, as well as the Greek personal columns will be heard each week. THE VINYL FRONTIER 5:30-8:00 pm The Spinlist will never be the same again! Tune in. Turn on. Drop out. THE CAN-CON JOB 9:00-11:00 pm Two hours of current Canadian acts with a marked propensity to play local bands. Hosted by Deded the Dedhed. EXHIBITIONISM Midnight-3:30 am Wrap Scotch tape around your head. It's fun and works as a good facial. (For best results leave on 3V2 Hrs.) Matt Richards — Plastic Fashion FRIDAYS FRIDAY MORNING MAGAZINE 7:30-10:30 am The re-emergence of New Souls. Sacred Dates, Times, Points in History. Overthrowing history. Plus what's going on in Vancouver. TRIBES AND SHADOWS 10:30-11:30 am A program that explores "New Consciousness." Dreams, myths, cultures and rituals all take context, bridging the gap between Dark and Light. Featuring the innovative, the eclectic and the stirring diversities inherent in the musical fabric of our world. Hosted by Kirby Hill. EXPO '66 1:00-2:30 pm MIDTOWN (UPI)—Expo '66 Chairman Dean Paul Kennedy announced a concrete opening date for the world's fair. "We're right on track, everything is go-ahead for opening day, January 1 at 1:00 p.m." Kennedy, son of entertainer/politician Dean Kennedy, is also host of the CITR radio pavillion. "Until the first, stay tuned Fridays at 1:00 for updates. This will be one kick-ass world's fair," added the young swinger. NARDWUAR THE HUMAN SERVIETTE PRESENTS... 2:30-3:00 pm By now you out there in radio land must be wondering what the Nardwuar Show is all about; however, I'm sure there's a substantial number of the populace who don't care and just want to get on with their lives. (I admire their determination.) Well anyways, in the past months we have talked to local and international rock stars, tried to stimulate your body, and played about 8 songs. Tune in, tune out in 1988. You are in control. 01 Jan. What you do on New Year's Day you do all year round. Nardwuar and Cleopatra Von Flufflestein help you realize this fact. 29 Jan. Northwest Rock in the 1960s, a special look at those bands that inspired Cleo to hiss. THE WAY WE SEE IT 5:30-6:00 pm Join the CITR News Staff as they discuss a week of events and issues, causes and consequences. Learn all there is to know about a world of happenings, as each reporter gives story details and discusses its implications. INTERFERENCE 6:00-9:00 pm The choice of bankers everywhere. With your host Gerald McBoingboing. CRACK RHYTHM 9:00-midnight A large, messy, enigmatically entertaining eve- ing program, highlighting the hefty sounds of exotic beats and the malicious chunk of modern funk, with constant and current info on the Vancouver alternative music scene supplied by those who should know. Hastily hosted by Robert Shea. JANUARY 1988 27 LOUIS LOUIS Midnight-4 am TOP 20 FOR '87: Jazzmanian Devils Bamff Family Plot Terminal City Sons Of Freedom Redemption Bob's Your Uncle Poisoned Rhythm Mission The Four Ones Snakefinger - The Venue (Mar) Mojo Nixon/Skid Roper - The Venue (Apr) Viv Akauldren - The Savoy (May) Hunters & Collectors - Club Soda (Jun) Wire - Town Pump (Jun) Julian Cope - Town Pump (Jul) Sons Of Freedom - Luv-A-Fair (Aug) Monuments Galore - The Savoy (Aug) Rhythm Mission - The Savoy (Oct) Family Plot - The Venue (Nov) JAZZMANIAN DEVILS - THE SAVOY (31 DEC) WEEKEND HIGHLIGHTS SATURDAYS THE SATURDAY EDGE 8:00 am-noon Host Steve Edge continues to present the best in acoustic/roots/folk music on CITR. Scheduled features include classic British comedy from "Beyond the Fringe," the Cambridge Footlights Show which led to all the major cult comedy shows in the old country (around 9 a.m. every week), the Compleat Monty Python TV shows (serialized at 11:45), The Edge on Soccer at 11:30, with all the latest scores, scorers and match reports from England and Scotland, and The Edge on Folk's weekly feature at 10:00. POWER CHORD Noon-3:00 pm Vancouver's only true metal show, featuring the underground alternative to mainstream metal: local demo tapes, imports and other rarities, plus album give-aways. WE BE BOTANISTS 3:00-6:00 pm There are certain hazards in having knowledge of taxonomic identification of mushrooms: "I never met a Psilocybe I didn't like. Or consume, for that matter. Uh, could someone help get all these spiders off me?" —Botanist Grant just prior to treatment. SATURDAY EVENING MAGAZINE 6:00-6:30 pm Featuring news, sports, weather, Insight, Generic Review, Today in History, Across the Atlantic. THE MEAN TIME 6:30-9:00 pm (sometimes) "Spectator sport is a ludicrous idea. So is sifting through a jillion guitar-quartet albums, trying to find some decent music. Wish me luck." P. Funk NOCTURNES Approx. 10:15-midnight (after UBC Sports Broadcasts) - otherwise 9:00 pm-midnight "Anyone with even the briefest exposure to today's commercial music industry can't escape the realization that this is an area which has been completely subverted by Satan.. ." —Jimmy Swaggart, Music: The New Pornography 1:3 —Zealous Stylus: Paul C. TUNES 1*' US Midnight-4:00 am The incredible music show from two uncredible people. Join us for four hours of fun and foolishness. But mostly music! The long-awaited 'covers' show will finally happen on January 23! SUNDAYS MUSIC OF OUR TIME 8:00-Noon Modern 20th Century classical music ranging from the tonal to the avant-garde. Commentary on the historical, technical and latest fashions with regards to all genres. Requests taken. Your host, Wolfgang J. Ehebald. THE ROCKERS SHOW Noon-3:00 pm Reggae, Rock Steady and Ska. At 1:30, Reggae Beat International Hour: news and interviews about Reggae music worldwide. Host: George Barrett. ROCKIN' RELIGION 3:00-3:30 pm Preachin' Blues, Gospel Rock, Religious R'n'B, Jesus Rock and the Devil's music too. With your hosts, Lochlan Murray and Reverend Rob. BLUES BLUES BLUES 3:30-5:00 pm Delta Blues, Post War Urban Blues, Boogie Blues, Honky Tonk Blues, Rockabilly Blues, Psychedelic Blues, Blues Rock, Punk Blues & even that laid-back Contemporary Blues shit. Hosted by Robert Zepeski or Lochlan Murray. SOUL CITY 5:00-6:00 pm With your hosts Rob Z. or Lochlan Murray. JUST LIKE WOMEN/ ELECTRONIC SMOKE SIGNALS 6:30-9:00 pm 03 Jan. ELECTRONIC SMOKE SIGNALS: Interview with Bill Simmons of the International Indian Treaty Council; Review of "Our Common Future" (Brundtland Commission Report); Coverage of the NDP Aboriginal Rights Conference of November 1987. 8:00 p.m.: Inter-Campus Native Student News. 10 Jan. JUST LIKE WOMEN: News and music by and for women. 17 Jan. ELECTRONIC SMOKE SIGNALS: World overview of the nuclear industry after Chernobyl; uranium mining in northern Saskatchewan and B.C.; nuclear submarines in the Arctic. 8:00 p.m.: Inter-Campus Native Student News. 24 Jan. JUST LIKE WOMEN: Music and news by and for women. 31 Jan. 6:30-9:30 p.m. ELECTRONIC SMOKE SIGNALS: Feature report on land rights struggles and the ecological crisis in Mexico and Central America. PLAYLOUD/THIS IS NOT A TEST 9:00 pm-Midnight "The void beyond the planes where chaos reigns and form abideth not." Abdul Alhazred Aural surgery performed by Larry Thiessen. ^APT/} 6£TS F£b-0P ^T^UJ n- 28 DISCORDER r—cinnR 7:30 8:00 9:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00 - 9:00 10:00 - 11:00 - 12:00 1:00 - 2:00' 3:00 4:00 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY I RANDOM DESIGNS SOUP OF THE DAY NEWS, SPORTS, WEATHER GENERIC REVIEW, INSIGHT THE JENNIFER CHAN SHOW PEST CONTROL THE CLASSICAL SHOW ANOTHER KIND OF WEDNESDAY FINE LINES FRIDAY MORNING MAGAZINE TRIBES AND SHADOWS Joanna Graystone CITR NEWS, SPORTS, WEATHER BLOOD ON THE SADDLE ORAL DAVE THE PT.L SHOW* STACEYS SHOW PARTY WITH ME, PIERRE & JACQUES! EXPO '66 NARDWUAR Peter Courtemanche NEWS, SPORTS, WEATHER GENERIC REVIEW, INSIGHT, DAILY FEATURE CRAPSHOOT MORE DINOSAURS THE JAZZ SHOW ENVIRONMENTAL SCATOLOGY RECTAL RECTITUDE STUFF JUST SAY NO! AURAL TENTACLES KATHY DAY THE AFRICAN SHOW PERMANENT CULTURE SHOCK THE VINYL FRONTIER TOP OF THE BOPS THE CAN-CON JOB EXHIBITIONISM THE WAY WE SEE IT 3DN3U3JJI31NI CRACK RHYTHM LOUIS LOUIS [ WEEKDAY REPORTS SATURDAY REPORTS 8:00 10:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 MAJOR NEWS/SPORTS NEWSBRIEF NEWSBREAK NEWSBRIEF MAJOR NEWS/SPORTS Noon MAJOR NEWS/SPORTS 6:00 SATURDAY EVENING MAGAZINE FM102 SATURDAY SUNDAY THE SATURDAY EDGE POWER CHORD WE BE BOTANISTS SAT. MAGAZINE THE MEAN TIME NOCTURNES TUNES T?' US MUSIC OF OUR TIME THE ROCKERS SHOW ROCKIN' RELIGION BLUES, BLUES, BLUES SOUL CITY SUNDAY MAG. JUST LIKE WOMEN/ ELECTRONIC SMOKE SIGNALS PLAYLQUD/ THIS IS NOT A TEST SUNDAY REPORTS 10:00 VAN. NEW MUSIC CALENDAR Noon NEWS 6:00 SUNDAY MAGAZINE JANUARY 1988 29 TEN THINGS THAT ARE WORTH KNOWING ABOUT CITR AND DISCORDER 1. 1987 MARKS THE FIFTIETH YEAR OF UBC RADIO. CiTR didn't come into being because a couple of years ago a bunch of UBC students decided, hey!, let's form a punk rock radio station. No, the idea goes back much further than that. Though the call letters themselves go back less than fifteen years, UBC Radio's been pumping out some kind of signal since before the last BIG war. So what you're listening to these days is the result of an evolution which has necessarily involved a number of different attitudes and directions. And oh yeahi people as well. John Turner for instance, and Senator Ray Perrault. So watch out if you're one of those people who think we're open game for slagging. You might never know what hit you. 2. CiTR IS NOT COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF TRENDY ASSHOLES WITH WEIRD HAIRCUTS. Hardly any of us have weird haircuts. 3. MOST PEOPLE COULD IMPROVE THEIR RECEPTION OF CiTR IF THEY WOULD ONLY PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT. It can be as inexpensive as hooking a clothes hanger up to the back of your receiver, as easy as walking casually down to Radio Shack and purchasing a splitter for your cable connector (if you're intimidated by technology, ask a friend to help). Better yet, just yank the cable from your TV and plug it into your receiver and leave it there. Everybody knows TV causes permanent brain damage. If you don't have cable, and you live too far away, then get cable installed. Yes, it's worth fifteen bucks a month, just to get CiTR. If you can't afford fifteen bucks a month, run over to your neighbours and splice into their- W^ * iiilnliniUjji iubimiwiuLuj rrJTTT —ytf> it's T-lrueX 4. INCREASED POWER FOR CiTR' S BROADCAST SIGNAL IS SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN JUST A PIPE DREAM. - - or you could just wait patiently a few more months and see what happens with our latest application to the CRTC for increased power. Yes, we have been harping on about this possibility for years, but we've also been working at it (some of us anyway). "Persistence moves mountains," somebody famous once said. All we want to do is move a few bureaucrats' fingers. 5. CiTR COMMUNISTS. HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY We don't know where they came from, how they got in or even who they are, but have no illusions. The ultimate end goal underlying all of CiTR's programming objectives is the installation of a world totalitarian Marxist regime with no religious freedom, no press freedom, no punk rock or Mozart (but lots of heavy metal). 6. SOMETIMES WE IN DISCORDER. LIE QUITE BLATANTLY If you believe everything you read, you really are a dangerous person. If you believe anything you read, you're still suspect. "If it makes you laugh, it's true. But you haven't understood it until it makes you cry." (somebody famous). 7. ANY CONNECTION(S) BETWEEN DISCORDER'S PHILOSOPHIES AND THOSE OF THE DISCORDIAN RELIGION ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. The problem is, one of the prime tenets of Discordian theology is that there's no such thing as coincidence. No bullshit. We are not making this up. If you want to know more about Discordianism (and about what's really going on in the world), we suggest you read anything by Robert Anton Wilson (or any of his friends), particularly "The Illuminatus Trilogy". The fact that it's enormously difficult to find this book anywhere should be proof enough of its validity. 8. THE BEST PLACE TO READ DISCORDER IS IN THE WASHROOM. Each issue is painstakingly designed to be read in brief three to seven minute spurts. Also, given the way our ink runs, it helps to be near a sink. 9. WE REALLY DO TRY AT CITR AND DISCORDER. "Our strength as individuals comes from working together to figure things out so we can actually do something (what a concept 1) with all our energy and our politics and our radicalism. "Cause if we won't even listen to each other, then the conservatives and the oppressors who've got the power structure on their side will win after all and we'll all be dead. Think about that the next time you growl down Granville." (excerpt from Wallflower No Mora's April Airhead letter) She/he was very pleased with our magazine, and what it appeared we were trying to accomplish with it. A belated Thankyou very much, Wallflower. Not for the praise so much as for the clarity of thinking. If Discorder does have such goals, they're unconcious ones. To be honest, our main concern with this rag is to crank out at least twenty-four interesting pages per month (that have at least some connection with the affiliated radio station); and, of course, to have fun in doing so. Fun is the key word. There's certainly not enough money or reward to justify the effort. If, on. occasion, we get overly indulgent or just plain obnoxious, please just close your eyes. 10. CiTR IS A ITS COMMUNITY. RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF Most of the time. Speaking of which, we're presenting a couple of gigs at Graceland at the end of December. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are playing two nights - - the 30th and a special New Years bash on the 31st. Have a decent 1988. The Editor 30 DISCORDER STARTS DECEMBER 25TH f! TOP 10 OF 1987" TAN CADDELL, GEORGIA STRAIGHT Nick Nolte WEEDS Feel what it's like from the inside. "Fiinnyr -ttx Rm4, AT THE MOVIES 'Inspirational!' -Jnwft Hwlin, NEW YORK TIMES "Terrificr -Judith Crist, WWOK-TV WARNING COARSE LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT. SOME NUDITY. SUGGESTIVE SCENES AND VKXENCE (BC DKECTORJ Unusual, bawdy, surprisingly lively odyssey of a convict who forms a theatrical troupe that travels cross-country, with Nick Nolte a possible Oscar contender. MIDNIGHT PINK FLOYD THE WALL $8.50 ADVANCE $10.00 AT DOOR 3 THE WHO WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE AND VIOLENT SCENES. TRIPLE FEATURE! DEC. 31ST cms* SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL SUNDAYS 1:30 ADMISSION $4.50 SENIORS CHILDREN $3.00 y PAUL SCOFIELD .PCTTR BROOK'S KihgTear JANUARY 24TH JANUARY 31ST OLIVIER OTHELLO AN ACTUAL PERFORMANCE OF THE NATIONAL THEATRCQF GREAT BRITAIN Taylor .^ BURTOt FEBURARY7TH°FTHE S*—^ limvin IVUarvsJus MACBETH JOHN FINCH FEBRUARY 14TH JULIUS CAESAR MARLON BRANDO JOHN GJELGUD JAMES MASON LOUIS CALHERN EDMONDO'BRIEN GREER GARSON DEBORAH KERR MARCH 6TH FEBRUARY 21ST LAURENCE OLIVIER "HENRY V" Romeo — Jl LIET^ ^ l1 Milo O'Shea. FEBRUARY 28TH Richard IU (1956) — Laurence Olivier makes Shakespeare's "son of hell" such a magnetic, chilling, amusing monster that the villainy arouses an almost immoral delight. 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Publisher | Vancouver : Student Radio Society of the University of British Columbia |
Date Issued | 1988-01-01 |
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