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 Lv- i;>  - ,'   -*  '-.   -     'f<   .   "  ".      V ,        2 '  A  "   J  ,.m Legislative jw*^' '  ���������"m������������������ ���������%< ."^   i,  ���������KM 15 1008, *  Vol   XEV.  GREENWOOD, B. C./.THCTRSDAf, JUNE 11,1008.  No. 48 .-  \<  Wb havp'jnst received a carload of PnrilyFlour,, foi  ��������� ���������    .'.'/     which.-wb "arc. solo ap-ents" hero.,   ,.  : R ussell-Law-Ca'ulfield .'.Co.,.' Ltd.  r - -     . .." f-i ' -  ;    * Uai-dware,"Groceries, Clothing and.dents' Furnishings.  r  As-its'.name implies,   Purity  Flour   is  absolutely  - pruc and" the best Flour on the Market.  WEATHER  ij������  IwaasaaHiaBa"  ;E5i������S������3SS23!5SS&S  IIHAI)    OI-'KICIO,   TOIIOSTO.  KSl'AICLlSIIi:U    ISIS7.  B. E. WAI.RER, President.    '  ALEX. LAIRD. General Manager.  Paid-up. Capital, -l  Reserve FuncC - -  $10,000,000  '5,000,000  Summer is ju.st about here with its  unbearably hot days He comfortable  Ibis yeiii'. Wear lightweight clot lies  designed for just Hiichjovlronio. weather  \\ri! have the c.lnllios.  ��������� Campbell's Clothing  two and tluuc piece snniinei- '���������nils are  made in tlio lightest Kinds of Homespuns and Flannels.  Just to wear them will uive, a man a  cool appearance and he'll bo ju'.>t as  cool as ho looks.  fjuils designed, cut unci made to your  measure.  Hunter-Kendrick  COMPANY.  i������a������s-sshafflao������������������!3������s8c>Boe������8������c  XT  K. ft. ITewer leltirijc-d fiom Spokane  this week. (  K. f/. Sleeves, of Rock Cieek, is on a  trip to the coast.  P. jf. Kennedy of Rock Cieek is spending a few days'in the city.  hi������. Conbmrl of nndosville arrived in  the eitv vcstoidav and,.went over to Nelson on a business trip.  The Hoaid of Trade failed to negoliau*  a'quniitni last evenim/. so iinlhiuir -wise  or otherwise w.is attempted.  Tas. S niwnc leaves S.ilurday for Victoria lo attend the Mii'-nnk' grand lodge  which meets on the iSlh.  W. Klson ,-mdO. ll./Tavlor left Rn I Urdu v to attend the grand lodge of Odd  Fellows at New Westminster.'  W. G MrMorris, mauricer or the Nelson Pnilv News, was in tin; eitv the past  week lookiag tip business for his paper.  Jas. C. Dale left Friday last on a business tiip to Snokape and the Coeur  d'Alenes. lie will be gone a couple of  weeks.  DOMINION   BAY  Will Be Celebrated by the  Citizens of Greenwood  GIVE $3,000 ' IN* PRIZES  Will Be the Best Celebration Ever  Given in the Boundary,'  District.  Benches Throughout Cariada' and in the United States'and England  COUNTRY BUSiNES  Kvery-facility  afforded   to   farmeis   and  )\}     others for the transaction of their hanking  business.   Sales notes will be cashed or taken for collection.  DAI\5!/!iUn Q\/ F lift If Accotlnts ina>' be'opened bj mail,', and  DAlsS\!i������b DI IVinlL monies deposited or withdrawn in this  way with equal facility.  J. T. BEATTIE, Manager Greenwood Brandi.  1836  LI  Assets Exceed Fifty Million Dollars.  Your money is safer in the Bank than "hi  your house or in your pocket.  It is not tied up.   You can,get it out at  any time without delay.  And it keeps on growing all the time.  Interest on Savings Accounts at the  highest current rate is added every 6 months.  $1.00 starts an account and secures a pass-  oook.      -   - ' .  F. STOW. MANAGER   GREENWOOD BRANCH.:  H:  jfisaesBssas  BSSSESSSBSSSSSESSSSas  'Just Received a Nice Assortment oT Ladies'  Lisle, Lace and Silk (doves  Regular and Elbow Length in All "Shades.  Call and see them.  Dry Goods. RENDELL & CO. Boots and Shoes |  Succcssois to the.  Elkhorn Brewery  Greenwood oflice, Govern meat St.  .Telephone, 13S.  BOTTLED  BEEIl  A  SPECIALTY  At the Brewery in Phoenix is the  only Ice-Making Machine in the  Boundaiy.  Biner & Sons.  E.  W. WIDDOWSON  ASSAVJilt AJ.'!> UIIISMIST*.  CHARGE5! :  Gold, liihor, Copper or IiP.ul, eiifh ?1 ml  Gold-Silver or Silver Ijoad  1 ,VJ  Gold-Silver,-.villi Coiipor or Lc.il  !i j)  Careful' sampling ; accurate assaying; prompt returns. 317 Baker  street, Nelson, B. C.  e^^^v������/������^^^^^^^������^/V'a^^^o/v������^^b^y^s',%^^/^?v^-ak^������  Frederic W. klmc  Mining and Real Est 'e Broker.  Estates Managed aad Lo.ais Made.  Local and District Land Agent Canadian Pacific Railway.Stocks and  Shares a Special fcy. G reen wood, B. C.  Choice   Fruit  LANDS  For Sale at $10, Si 2 and $15  Per Acre.  J. STEEL  NELSON. B. G  R Regular monthly meetings of  ~iJ^f Greenwood lodge No -28, A. F.  /S^* & A. M., lire held on the (ii st  Thursday in each month iu Fraternity hall, Wond block, Government  street. Greenwood. Visiting- brethren  are cordially invited to attend. "  JAS, S. IIIUNIi:, Seer.-tiiry,  Tv  .Open day and night in the Windsor Hotel.    Feeding people is likoany other.business, it requires experience.   \\'e  have the expei'ie.nee, yoii havo the money. We know how  $ .lo prepare niid sci-ve Vneals, you have the palate to up-.  \ preeiato good, food  well  cooked.    Try  the partnership.-  fk'- It may prove beneficial to both of iih.    We aim to please.  j f>owira illoore, Propiietor.   ^  Orecnwnod Miners'  ,,���������     Uhion, Xo. 22.  W.  9   ������. ���������   itao  F M ( ni(1(.ts ev(.ry  Saturday eveniiif,'- in Union Hall, Ci>|)-  per street, Givenwood, at 7:30.  ' Also in hall at* Mother Lode mine  Thursday pveninffs at 7:30.  R. A. MATJIKIRON. Prcretarv  C. S. BAKER  Pi o\ iucial As-.iiycr and fire  .Shippers' As-nnt.    CoriTs-  imiiilonc'esolicileci. Samples  i rocefve prompl ationth n.  I*.   O..I10X-l!S:t.   OUKKN%V������KII������,   U.   C.  GKEENWGOD  Dealer in  ���������, Contractor for Ties, Poles and Fence ..Posts.  'Heavy Teaming and Dray ing  Phone 85.    ,,..,..  '���������%������������% '      ���������'���������'lJlfar#!>y /^.flin  " Unequalled for Domestic Use."  ailNKKAT ACT  Certificate of Improvements  xonoK  p K anil Ivitiilinu Mlnunil C'luiin^, slluali- in lint  Cri'uiiwbod, Mining Division of Yule  DU-  ' trlot.  ���������Wlici-ii Incited: I>u llm Nnrth  Kork  nf (.',-iiivon crctjk. Sliiillldiiui'Oii Division el'  .Vtilu OlMlrli*  TA'Klf ���������NOTIOK Mint S.-umid T.f l^rwiu, l-'ico  Mlm-r's (.'I'lUllloiito No, It inn II, mid Hurrv II.  'I'Iiorii. Ki'on Mluur's Ci'l-tllk'iito So. II imih, lu-  lonil. j������lxty iluyHfrom iliito.licrcuf. tonjiply lo llm  Mliilntc Udvonlcr for a Ortlllcnta'or Improvn-  mi'iiti, for. (he piirnocre "of olilnlnliiK ������ Crown  Grant'of tlmiiluve cliilin.  And furtlior inky .nutlet! 'tluit nctlon-," uiiilcr  ai;uton   87, iiiiint   1m (���������oininmiced  hoforo   tiio  Ikmiiiuico of snuli Ciii'tllluiitiiui' lni|)i'ovi!tnijnt3  Untcd this nth dny of .hvniniry, A. I), iww.  ailNKUAf, ACT  Certificate of Improvements  NOTIOIC  llnOnior.iim, lliilznn, Clmiioronii, Icnnocliint nml  Ttii'lc.Minora! CliiliiH.sltiiiilu In tho Grcon-  wooil MtnliiK  Division  of   Villi! Dl������tri(;t.  Wlioro locutoil i In noonicruiiir Cuiiipj Wort  KorliofKotlln lllvnr.  TAKK NOTlCKtlintllooi-),'.! II. lnl<������lcr, !���������'rf������.-  Minor rt.Corllllmili;'No.  U'i'lW'.'iii; 'I'Iioiiiiih llniiii-  Ilot,  Kito 'Allnoi-'rt Ci.'i-llllnili' No. II llU.'W.iunl  Ilmuy.I. Jolly,'KriiiMliior'H Crrllllciltr N������. II  07117. lnli'iol, sl.xIy ilnvn from Un' ilnto licroof  lo  mppIv to ll)ii Miiilnir Keiuirili'i' for n (Vi-lllii-.iln  nf lirii.i-oviiiminlii, fur llm imrpoiiii of iililnlhilii',-  (Ji'iiwn (IrniiN urilio iiIiiiVoi-IiiImh.  Ami furllici- liiko iidMi'o ihut iiollnii, iniilur  HuiiIIiiii ."I7rllllist ho i'iiliitnoii('(Ml  Imforo tliu l.-ti.lt-  Hiiro ol HiicliCcilllii-iiln of IinprovtiiiiiinU.  ' Llati'd thlu 3i)lh day uf March, A, D, i'MI,  Harry ITook has refrrncd from Cobalt  suffcriiu; from nisenical poisoninc;, -which  liorontniclcd when assaying at the Nipi-  ssing mine.  Next Monday the new schedule will go  into efToct on the Boundary division of  the C. P. 7*. The pjiiseitjjcr tiaius will  cioss in Greenwood 1113:50.  J. r. Feeney ancl ]. T). McCreath re-  lui-ncd this week from'a trip up the Kettle river. They went as far as Copper  creek, about soventy-fivc miles from  Oreenwood.  Tack Kmpev and Rob Jacobs, both  old losidents of the Tloimdary, and both  fortunate ones in Cobalt, were in the city  the past week. They went out to Spokane Saturday. s  Yesteiday the purclui.se of the Windsor  hotel was completed hv Chas. McClunsj  and TTarry Goodcve.' Both aie experienced men iu the business and popular  and should capture a large percentage of  the hotel trade.  The Greenwood Conceit Band have resumed their semi-weekly practices on  Momluv and Tluusday evenings at the  fire, hall, and extend an invitation lo all  bandsmen to attend. Thcv have -iS  members at present aud promise open air  concerts in a few days,  Robt. Wood came down from Beaver-  dell last week and expects to be in the  eitv for a couple of weeks. Seven men  are at present emploved at the Sally  mine, but this foice will be increased in  asho't time. _-An~-efinrt_ i������-UoMiir m(\<l&  to finance a tunnel scheme to run from  the base of Wallace mountain to tap the  veins^at depth.       '   -  -_   . ^ -~  Life in Nelson. '.  An automobile now mingles in the  scenery of Nelson. '  T. Albert Mel'onald has employed one  of the best candy makers, of Chicago to  run his factory iu Xelson.  foe Goimerlcy waz seriously injured by  falling down a mountain at Arrowhead.  Dave  Carlev is  taking a  look  at the  roast in search of another location.    He  has retired from business in  Nelson with  1 a roll about 5io,ooo strong.  Tavloi Bishop has opeifl-d a Turkish  bath house next to the postoffice. It is  oue of the best establishments of its kind  in Canada, and complete in e\erv detail.  Visitors to Nelson should not miss it.  All the punting plant has been taken  out of the deceased Canadian ollice and  the building will now be used by W. R.  McCandlish as a pool and billiaid 100111.  Kight tables will be put in, making it the  finest institution of the kind in B. C.  Hill will sit in the high chair reading the  Tory papers with one eye /and watching  tlic'playeis with the other. Thus does  the click of the billiard ball supplant the  clank of the linotype.  Thc refusal of Mr. Deane to explain  why he sold The News in the face of an  approaching election, lost him the Liberal nomination for Kootenay. lie"considered that he had no business lo parade  his private affairs befoie even a Grit caucus. Rumor siys that six mouths ago  Deane gave Billy McMorris an option to  purchase the paper, never dreaming that  it would be taken up. Much to his surprise thc sale went through for $30,000,  the new owners paying Jio.ooo cash aud  assuming the mortgage for 520,000. The  News also absorbed the plants belonging  to Carlev and the Canadian office and  have put them iu junk storage. Thus  Deane gets out of the paper business with  his life and a loss of six > ears' time. All  the work,he h.is done for the Grits w forgotten in a minute and he is handed the  fro/en heart when his party could at  least lime shown their gratitude by giving him the unanimous nomination (or  Kootenay. Verily, for ways that are icy  and tucks that are snaky politics do  prevail.  . The Liberal party of Nelson was split  at the recent 'convention. Dr. Arthur  and tho church people wanted G. O.  Buchanan for a .sacrifice, but the other  wing clamored for Deane. Between the  walis of a divided house Smith Curtis  nided the convention lust.Thursday aud  captured the nomination, although he no  doubt would much rather that Deane  had been ehosim in his place. There was  a lively time at the convenlion, but no  lives were lost, although the ozone-suffered from heavy oracular conciliations,  and it looked at one time a safe bet that  the police and ambulance corps would  be iu requisition. Owing fo fear prevailing unionist the Grits the press was excluded, making it difficult to obtain any  but fragmentary evidence of the terrible  alliiir. If you* want an explosive episode just mix a little religion with politics and serve hotr When Twogood of  Saudou touched up Buchanan upon his  deep interest iu the Lord's Day Alliance  persecution the war broke out, and it wes  with great difficulty that R. W. Grigor  of Rossland could be restrained from  strewing his feelings all over the hall.  However, a hypnotic look from J. A.  Macdonald finally made hint let go, and  sweet peace again drew its breath. Smith  Curtis is receiving condolencesfrotn his  Tory friends, to which he Iuiiihji deaf ear.  On the first of July Greenwood  will liuve ono of the beM celebrations over "held in tho Boundary.  Already over .$2,500 has been subscribed. Thc race track is being  put in fii'ft-clii.������s shape. Prizes  will be given for horse-racing,  baseball, hose-tests, athletic sports,  business floats, etc. Two bands  will be in attendance aud furnish  music on both days of the celebration.  At the request of a number of  citizens the question of a celebration was brought  up  in   the city  council Monday evening and S200  appropriated.       Mayor    Bunting  called a public meeting for Tues-  evening. at which there were about  a hundred  present.    Mayor Bunting was elected chairman,  E. J.  .Sanders,   secretary,   and   W.   B.  Fleming,   tmi?ur,nr.   with   the following general committee :   I^aac  Crawford, Bert Logan, A. D. Mnc-  farlapo,   E.   B.   Dill,  LT.   Hunter,  J. D.   McfVjMtli.   R. O. G. White,  A. D. .lTiillett, Paul  Meacham am;l  Chas. Ronior������  Rub-commitfec'3 were, appointed  as follows;   '  Horse racing���������TT.   TTuntor,   AV.  B. Fleming. nndfRerv. AVidwood.  Baseball  chan. and "A. F. Thomas  Advertising  and   Music���������V. ,D  Halle"rt,"'E.~ J" Sanders,'"ancrj. W.  Grier.  Caledonian Sports���������A. J. Logan,  J. D. McCreath, and Kenneth  McKenzie.  Firemen's Tests���������T. Crawford,  Chas. Somers and E. H. Mortimer:  Finance���������B.   C.   G.   White,   A.  D. Macfarlane and W. B. Fleming.  Transportation���������Mayor Run ting.  E. It. Bedpath  and  C. J. Wilson.  Parade���������D. O.   McKay,   George  Evans and Chas. Russell.  W. B. Fleming and J. Cameron  were appointed marshals.  A two-days  celebration  was decided  upon,   and   sub-committees  were instructed to  have their esti  mates prepared for a meeting to be  held Friday evening.  The finance committee report  that a larger amonut will be  available for prizes than was anticipated when the posters were  printed, the committee only meeting with four refusals.  There s'lall be appropriated  aud expended from the g-eneral  revenue of the City ot Greenwood  for Ihe year l'JOS. the following  sums for th : following purposes  respectively, namely:    For  Fiie Alarm S.,atein  SL265 00  W.Hei works   j^oo 00  Uenoial I0xuen.u������  1,100 00  Ctmelerv      100 00  Office Kxpeuses    1,770 00  Legdl Expenses ���������      650 00  Charity and Iudige it Poor      100 00  l'V-o and Light, City Hall       210 00  Hoard of Health '....:      460 00  Advertising and Stationery....     300 00  Interest ,,      300 00  Street Lighting- (  1,526 60  Schools  6,541 00  Indemnity to Mayor and Aldermen      782 00  Slreets  it260 00  Loan Account  2,500 00  Police Magistrate      300 00  Tolice Department  1,940 00  Interest 011 Debentures.  5,040 00  Sinking Fund  4,313 15  This Bv-L'aw may be ciled as  the ''Appropriation By-Law,''  1W8."  Reconsidered, adopted and  finally ,patsed this 8th day of  June, 190S.  The council concluded its business by passing a vote of $200 in  aid of the Dominion Day celebration. 1  Scandinavians Organize-  Scots people have their St. Andrew's Society, Englishmen their  S. of E. Beuevoletit Society, aud  Protestants their P. P. A.  lodges, so the Scandinavian peoples of America are organizing  for fraternal and benevolent purposes as the Scandinavian Aid and  Fellowship Society of America.  Chas. Erickson, of Rossland,  who is organizer  for the entire  I Western Float  society, organized a Greenwood  branch, of the order in the Miners'  Union hall on Suuday night last.  The organizer was not supersti-  E.  B  Dill, Paul Mea- |_hojis..a.cd after, 23_rrieinhp.rs_were  admitted, the following officers  were^ elected: President, Pete  Benso.n; Vice-Pres,, Oscar Johnson; Fin. Sec, Lars Danielson;  Treas , W. Nelson; Rcc, Sec,  Anton Pearson; Marshal, Arthur  Johnson; Chaplain, George Swan-  lund; I. G��������� Peter Sten; O. G.  Xels in Ilaug; Trustees, Messrs.  Amers'cdt, Karl Johnson, Sjal-  und and P. Nelson. Meetings  will be held twice a_ month.  There am 5-1 lodges of the order now in America, some of  ib esc, at Nelsou, Movie, Ward,  ner and Jaffrav. having been Recently organized by Alr.-Erick-  son Other lodges in this part of  Ihe country are in Cjeur d'Alene  City, Idaho, aud in Rossland and  Phoenix. Ouitea number of visitors from the Phoenix lodge attended the meeting here on Suu-  dav night.  Mrs King has sold the Hotel  Allen in '  Rossland to Henry Snell.  of South Dakota. ��������� , '   -.  The Great Northern is asptiii running a"'"  Sunday train to Rossland. "      . ���������     ���������  Jack Mitchell, who mined at Whitewater some years ago, went noith to look  at a railway coutiact on the G. T. P., but  decided not to take it.  J. S Mehin, late of Gieeuwood, has  joined the Conservative association in  Prince Rupert.  Andy Cuinmiugs has sold his hotel in  Prince Rupert tojeny Bonnear for?r,4oo.  A steamer is now iiiiiningoii the'Praser  river   between    Soda    creek   and   Foil '  George.  < i  About 1,000 people attended the celebration 114 Prince Rupert ou May 24. The  weather was chilly and (here was-no  boo/e to warm up the crowd or create a  disturbance.  Martin O'Reilly, who formerly, ran a  dry goods store in Xel.sou, is at Port Kss-  mgtoii.  George Denoon has opened a barber"  shop 111 Prince Rupert.  J. B.' Rhynes,  of Camborne,  died in  I mice Rupert a few days ago from pueu-    ���������  moiua. ���������  So'far 31 miles of the first 100 miles of  the G-. T. P. east of Prince Rupert have  been sublet to small contractors.     . ,  During May there were 376 cases betore  the police court in Vancouver.  Last   winter   Ha/elton    was  short- ci   -  whiskey, which caueed  considerable suf-,  fering in the community.  John Mcintosh arrived in  Aldermere  a short time ago.  A Chinaman has opened a bath house-  in Aldermere.  Mrs. Neil Macdonald died in Kaslo last  week.  Sam Ncelands is now a cigar drummer.  Steva Slinger is holding an umbrella  at Port Essiugton.  No liquor licenses will be granted at  Prince Rupert.  CITY COUNCIL.  The contract for the first .section of the  tram lint: from New Westminster to  Chilliwiick has been awarded to the linn  oflloyd & Craig. The ������������������contract covers  the 12-mile section from New Westminster to Clovenliile, and the amount, involved is said to be in the neighborhood  of 5100,000.-' It is expected that the contract will be completed In six months.  At the Council meeting on  Monday night there were present  Mayor Bunting, Aldermen Wilson, Mortimer, Meyer, Fleming,  Sutherland and Gulley. In the  absence of the City Clerk. J. P.  Mef/eod, City Solicitor, acted as  clerk.  The minutes of the last meeting were read and approved.  After the reports of committees  the Council passed thcauuual bylaws, arranging for a temporary  loan to cover disbursements until  the taxes are received, fixing the  rate of taxation, and providing  for the appropriations.  ��������� The Temporary Loan By-Law  gave the Council power to borrow  from the Bank of Montreal $7,500  at an interest not exceeding.7  per cent.  The rate By-Law fixed.lhe ordinary rate at 10 milis, and the  special rate for inteiest, sinking-  fund and hospital, at 14 mills.  Thc appropriation By-Law embodied the estimates for the current year, and was as follows:  : Whereas, tlie revenue of the  Corporation of thc City of Greenwood, from all sources', is'estimated at $35,182.67 for the year  1 ������;0H, and it.is expedient:'to provide for the appropriation and expenditure thereof:  The Municipal'Couticilof I Incorporation of thc City of Greenwood enacts as follows:  Ontario and Quebec.  Back East, they had provincial  elections in Ontario and Quebec  Monday last. Ontario went very  much Ontario, and Quebec went  Quebec, but nob qnite. so^-much.  Both Tories and Grits in Greenwood appear to be satisfied with  the result, in at least one of those  provinces, although one. Tory in  this city; thinks that Premier  Whitnoy should lnve had IS more  supporters iu tho. new legislature.  It is haul to sati^fv all.  Turkish    Bath    house  von   (Mti  get Turkish,  At   the  in  Nelsou  Russian," salt water, medicatud,  and tub baths.;. The Turkish bath  is one of the greatest health-producers in the world.  It will not be a surprise lo those who  know him to hear that Smith Curtis is  again a candidate. Mr. Curtis appears  to have gone solely into the business of  running for ollice. About thirty yeara  ago there, was a ..man tunned Wilkes in  Owen .Sound, Ontario, whose only occupation was -a candidate.. Ite entered the  field every year as a caiidinate for some  municipal ollice. audaiimuilly went down  to defeat. The writer lost track of him  for about twenty years, but being in  Winnipeg in jliyj"he found Mr. Wilkes  still running for oflieu aud still being defeated. If alive, there should be a strong  bond of sympathy between him and Mr.  Curtis alter the federal campaign in  Kootenay. ._'_���������__' ;  Lew   Thompson is working a   likely  prospect near I'crgtison.  ,'^The better indiiceintuits you offer a- fish tliu more chances you  have to land him. flunks, Hies,  rods, recks und lines that willdo  the work well can bo -bought from  J. L. Coles. .  Sam Sulheiland had to \vork bis passage from Gerrard.to Lardo last week on  a hand car.  On Monday afternoon,  wli'le  the yard  crew at Michel were switching the loaded  coke cars onto the main line one of them  got away.   A brakeman was on top, and  on trying the brake found that it was ���������-  out of ordor.   He 'rode  the car for two  miles and.then iumped.   The car continued on   its   way   toward  Ferine.    It  came down  the yard here and ran into  the G. N. passenger train that was standing on the main line opposite the station.  What was left of tbe rear coach and the   ,  box   car  would   make   good   kindling.   ,  luckily the crew of the passenger were all '������������������  at dinner at the time and nobody was '"  about.    A vard engine left Michel two  ���������  minutes after the car had started, ��������� but  could not keep   in   sight  of  it.   They  steamed in  15 minutes later and helped   ���������  to clean up the wreckage.���������Fernie Free  Press.  This morning Dr. Mori!; examined a  man by tbe name of Brock and adjudged  him insane, lie had be'-u working ou  the CohKtre.1111 ranch and his actions had  taiieil the suspicious o1" l'.:e management,  who telephoned into town when the man  left there on Wednesday evening. He  was loumled up and held in the city  lock-up pending an inquiry as to his  sanity. After Dr. Morns had given hi.s  opinion, Dr Doheity of the asylum at  New AVestmin-,ter was telegraphed as to  accommodations, theie, with tho result  that the disco\ery was made that Jirock  was a former patient who had escaped  from the guards iu 1904 aud hdd dropped  completely out of sight. lie will bo sent  down to the coast iu charge of the provincial police.���������Vernon Okanagan.  What might have been the woist  tragedy ever committed in this section of  the country was nariowly avoided yes-  terdao. It seems that a bunch of Hindus  employed at thc Columbia River Lumber  company's mill here, weie sending out  all the best lumber and keeping the  worst. The foreman over thc bunch, who.  is a Frenchman, gave them a calling  down about it. The colored men, not  wanting to be oveutu by a white, quickly  seiled the Frenchman, and were iu the  act of carrying him over to one of the  saws, when a young lad. seeing what they  were about to do wiih his fellow workman, picked up a slab and struck the  Hindus over the head, and rescuing, his  comrade.���������Golden Times. ������  There are sixty  I'Vrguson  working around  Rods, Reels,  liine.", Klies, elc. Von can huvc  money by buying nt  Mcltuo Bi-oh.  Killing   ntckle.  Klies,  Editors.  " l don't know how the newspapers  come to be in the. world, and I rion't  think God do'\s, for lie's got nothing to  say about them in the lhble. 1 think  tho editor is one of the missing links  wis read about andbtayed iu the biu-ltea  until aher the (I00J, and then came out  and wrote the things up, and has buen  here csver since I don't think no ever  died. I��������� never saw a dead one and novor  heard of one getting liekud Our paper is a mighty good 'one; but the. editor  goes without underclothes all winter  and don't wear,any socks, and pa ain't  paid his subscription, since the paper  started. , I 'linked pa if'that wa.-> why  tho editor had to suck thu juice out of  snowballs in winter and go to bed when  he had a shiit washed in summer.  About then pa look 1110 out iu the wood-  shed aud ho licked me awful hard.  1 If the 'editor niakej .mistake*  folks  say ho might to lie hung; but if a iloclor  makes any mistakes he bin ii'stbe.tn and  people da.ssent say-nothing becaiibudoc-  lorH can read or write Latin, When ihe  editor makes mistakes Hum-is Ihwmiin,  unit swearing", and a hig fuss,  hut iT n  ilfictor makes one there is a funeral,  cut  (lowers and a   perfect sileneo.   A  A doctor can  use a word a yard  long  without him nl" anybody knowing what  it means, hut if the editor uses one he,  haa to spell  it.    If the doctor goes to  see. a'uoiher man's Wife he charges for '  the visit; but if tlie editor goes lit; gets  .t charge of htickshot.   When the doctor gets drunk It's a case of being over- 1  1:01110. with hunt, mid  if ho dies it's 11  ;  rasu of heart trouble.   When an editor  gem   driiiik   it's a vase of   loo much  bonze,, and if he dies it's a cum) of jlui-  J.iin;i    Any college can m.-ikn n dm tor,  hut 1111 editor htut lo be bori."���������l'rues. ���������-'; ���������''-\V".,T*'- ;'' ."'?'���������   'i'".'" .'-   ;'���������"���������' ���������-''"'-' ���������- "   ''���������.,",". '���������.���������*'  THE    LEDGE,    GREENWOOD,    BRITISH    COLUMBIA.  ^t*ao^mem������f������$xem������ODS^  BY GUY BOOTHBY.  Author  of   "A   Beautiful   White  Devil," "A Bid for Fortune,"  "Dr.  Nikola,"  Etc.  (Continued)  Lioavin&ihc rocks behind mc, I turn-  nunibcrs than elsewhere, and when 1  reached thee 1 iff, to my surprise and  delight, 1 found the ground literally  covered with nests. Indeed, it was a  matter of some cllfllculiy lo move with  out treading upon the eggs My delight  can scarcely be overestimated, for  here was a now food supply, and ono  that, while it would be unlikely to give  out for some weeks to come, would be  Infinitely preferable to the wretched  limpets upon which we had almost  made up our minds wo should have to  subsist. I has.cnod to fill my handkerchief and pockets with the spoil, and  when I could stuff in no more, continued my walk in a much easier, and  consequently more thankful, fiame of  mind.  As I tramped along, glancing- ever  and anon at the sea, the sordid details of my past life rose before me.  When I considered it, I felt almost  staggered by the change that had  come over mc. It seemed scarcely possible that so short a time could have  passed since I had plotted against  Bartrand and bad been so mlserablo  Id London In my present state of usefulness, I felt as if centuries had elapsed since then, instead of barely a  couple of weeks, as was really the  case. I wondered what would be said  hi England when the news got into  the papers, as I supposed it inevitably  must, that I had found a watery -grave  in the ill-fated Fiji Princess. "Would  there be anyone to regret me? I very  much doubted it. One hope occurred  to n:e. Perhaps, under cover of the  supposition that I was dead, I might  manage to outwit the law after all  and then an opportunity would be afforded me of beginning a new life in  a strange land���������the land that was the  home of Agnes Maybourne.  From a consideration of this Important chance I fell to thinking of the  girl herself. Could it have been for  the reason that I was ultimately to  save her life that Fate had raised her  face before my eyes to warn me that  miserable night in London? It looked  very much like it. If, however, that  was the beginning, what was the sequel to be? for surely it could not be  Intended that Fate, having brought me  so far, should suddenly abandon me at  the end. "Oh! if I were only cleanhanded like my fellow-men," I cried,  in miserable self-abasement, "how  happy might I not be!" For I must  mention here that in my own mind  I had quite come to the conclusion that  Agnes Maybourne entertained a liking  for me. And, God knows, I ou my side  had discovered that I loved her better  than" my "own "soul ."What was to'De  the end of it all? That the future alone  could decide.  The other side of the island���������that  Is to say, the side exactly opposite that  upon which we had landed���������was almost precipi'ous, and at the foot of  the cliffs, extending for some distance  out into the sea, were a number of  small Islets, upon which tho seas broke  with never-ceasing violence. I searched  that offing, as I had done the other, for  a sail, bur. was no better rewarded. As  soon as I had made certain that there  was nothing in sight, I turned upon  my tracks and hastened back to the  plateau as fast as I could go. For some  I could uo somecning to improve ic.  But, as far as 1 could see, I had done  everything that was possible by mortal man. Somehow, t'lough I valued  their eggs above gold, I had no fancy  for the sea-birds themselves. What I  wanted most was a contrivance with  which to capture some of the fish in  the bay. A line 1 could easily make  by unravelling the painter of the .lifeboat; thofjiook, however, beat me. A  hair-pin would have done admirably;  but, unfortunately, Miss Maybourne's  hair covered her shoulders just as she  had run up from her cabin on hearing  the first alarm An ordinary pin would  have been invaluable; but among tho  three of us wo could not muster even  ono.  Just as daylight broke, however, 1  solved  my difnculty  in  the  simplest  tick-  had  not  n iiiuught'of it sooner. In my tie  I wore a long gold pin, with an escutcheon top, which had been given  me in Australia years before The remembrance of it. no sooner came Into  my mind than I had whipped it out  of "the tie, and had bent the point into  a fair-sized hook. This done, I rose  from my couch between the rocks, and  having replenished tho fire, which still  showed a red glow, hastened down tho  hill side to where the boat layaipon  the sands. From the painter I extracted sufficient strands to make a lino  some thirty feet long, and to thi3 I  attached my hook. I very much doubt  if a fish were ever honored before with  so grand a hook.  Just as tho sun's first rays were  shooting up beyond the placid sea line,  and the sea and heavens were fast  changing from a pure pearl grey to  every known color of the rainbow, I  pushed the boat into tho water, and  rowed out for half a mile or so. Then,  having baited my hook with mussel, I  threw it overboard, and seating myself,-lino in hand, in the stern, awaited  results. I looked at the island, showing so clear and rugged in tho bright  morning light, and thought of Miss  Maybourne and the sick child. If the  tiuth must be confessed, I believe I  was happier then, even in such straits  and upon so inhospitable a shore, than  I had over been before. When I  thought of Bartrand, as I had last seen  him, lying stretched out in the snow  in that quiet street, and remembered  my struggle with Nikola in Golden  Square, my walk through sleeping London to Surbiton. and my journey to  Southampton, it all seemed like some  horrible dream, the effects of which I  was at last beginning to rid myself. It  was hard to believe that I had really  gone through it all; that I, the man  now fishing so quietly in this boat, in  whom Miss Maybourne believed so  much, was in reality Gilbert' Penne-  thorne, the perpetrator of one of the  mysterious murders which had entirely baffled the ingenuity of the London  police. I could not help wondering  what she would say if anyone should  tell her the true history of the man In  whom she placed such implicit confidence. Would she credit it or not?  While I was thinking of this, I felt  a sharp tug upon my line, and when  I drew it in, I found, to my delight, a  nice fish impaled upon theh ook. Having released him and placed him securely at the bottom of the boat, I did  not lose a moment in throwing the  line overboard aga'-n. Wihin a quarter  re was incieea a scene to remeiriUef,  and ilie picture of it, as I saw it then,  rises before me now as clearly as if  it were but yosterdav.  To right and left of the points which  sheltered the bay, the deep green of  the sea was changed to creaming froth,  where tho surf caught the rocks; but  'n the little indentation which we had  made our home the wavelets rippled  on the sand with the .softest rhythm  possible. The sky was cloudless, the  air warmer than It had been for days  past. The glow of sunset imparted to  the western cliffs a peculiar shade of  pink, the beauty of which was accentuated by the deep shadows cast by  the beetling crags. On tho hillside,  directly opposite where my boat was  anchored, 1 could see the plateau, and  on it my fire burning brightly. I  thought of thc bravo woman nursing  ihe sick child in the cave, and of the  difference she had made In my lonely  life.  "Oh, God!" I cried, "if only You had  let me see the chance that was to be  mine some day, how easy it would  have been for mo to have ordered Nikola and his temptation to stand bo-  hind me. Now I see my happiness too  late, and am consequently undone for  ever."  As I thought of that sinister man  and the influence ho had exercised  upon my life, I felt a thrill of horror  pass over me. It seemed dreadful to  think that he was s'ill at .large, unsuspected, and in all probability working some sort of evil on another unfortunate individual.  In my mind's eye I could see again  that cold, impassive face, with its  snake-like eyes, and hear that in-  ���������sinuating voice u tering once more  that terrible temptation. Surely! 1  thought, the dread enemy of mankind  must he just such another as Dr-  Nikola.  When the sun had disappeared be  low tho sea line, the color of the  ocean had changed from all the dazz  ling lints of the king-opal to a sombre  coal-black hue, and myriads of stars  were beginning to make their appearance in the sky, I turned my boat's  head, and pulled towards the shore  again. A great melancholy had settled  upon me, a vague sense"of some impending catastio'.ihe, of which, try  how I would, I found I could not rid  myself.  On reaching the plateau, T made my  way to the save and looked in. I discovered Miss Maybourne kneeling beside the child on the grass. As soon its  she saw me she rose and led me out  into the open.'  "Mr. Wrexford," she said, "the end  is quite close now, I feel sure. Tho  poor little thing is growing weaker  every moment. Oh, it'is too terrible  HIS NARROW  ESCAPE.  For  Acted  Once    Ferguson's    Brain  Quickly Enough.  "George Ferguson," sharply exclaim  cd his wife after tbe visitor had .gone, \  "I wouldu't for world's be as big a hypocrite as you are!" t,  "In what way," he demanded, "have  I been acting the hypocrite?"  "You know well enough. When Cousin Jerry showed us the picture of the  young woman ho Is going lo marry  you said, 'She's as pretty as a picture!'  and you know she Is homely enough to  loosen the paint ou a brick wall."  George scratched his chin and reflected a moment.  "Mrs. Ferguson���������madam," he said,  "don't accuse me of hypocrisy. She Is  as pretty as a picture���������her own picture."  Even then it did not occur to Mrs.  Ferguson to retort thai this explanation didu't help him any, as thc photograph surely was retouched.  And an opportunity for crushing- a  husband, once lost, never turns up  ngain.���������Chlcago Tribune.  Felicitous.  A Now England man who flatters  himself upon his aptness iu saying the  proper thing at the proper time recently revisited his old home in Vermont,  whither hookas not gone In ton j-ears  or more.  Among' those he met during the first  day of his visit was a coquettish spinster, who, with a simper, said:  "I'm Miss Mullins. You don't remember me, of course."  "Remember you!" exclaimed the New  England gallant. "As if I could help  doing so. Miss Mullins! Why, you aro  oue of the landmarks of the town!"���������  Harper's Weekly.  Fire, Lightning  Rust and Storm Proof  Durable and  Ornamental  Let us know the size of any roof  you are thinking of covering and we  will make you an interesting offer.  Metallic Roofing Go.  "  Limited  MANUFACTURERS  TORONTO and WINNIPEG  45A  WESTERN   CANADA  FACTORY,  797  Notre  Dame Ave. Winnipeg.  reason or another, I experienced a  great dread lest by any chance something ill mignt have befallen my  'charges. But when I reached the beach  below the plateau and looked up, to  see the fire still burning brightly and  Miss Maybourne moving about between it and the cave, I was reassured.  The tide by this time had gone out,  and the lifeboat lay high and dry upon  the beach. Before rejoining my companions I made my way towards her.  To roll her over into her proper position was only a matter of small diffi-  " culty now that the water was out of  her, and once this was accomplished I  was able to satisfy myself as to her  condition. As far as I could gather,  there was nothing amiss with her,  even her oars lay fastened to the  thwarts as usual. How she could have  got into the water was a mystery 1  <yiuld not solve for-the life of me. 1  examined her most carefully, and having done so, found some pieces" of  wood to act as;- rollers, and dragged  her up the beach till I had. got her  well above high water mark. After  that I picked up my parcel of eggs  and climbed the hill to the plateau,  It was now well on into the afternoon,  and I had still much to do before  nightfall. V  When I showed Miss Maybourne the  eggs I had found, she expressed her  great satisfaction, and we immediatel;  cooked a couple to be ready against  the little sufferer's waking.  The rest of the afternoon, was spent  In carrying drift wood from the beach  to the plateau; for I had determined  to keep a good flare burning all night,  In case any ships might happen to  pass, and think it worth their while  to stand off and on till daylight should  show them the reason of it. When I  had stacked It ready to my hand here  was yet another supply of grass to be  , cut, with which to improve the bed-  places In the cave. Then my own couch  had to be prepared somewhere within  call. After which there was the evening meal to cook. By the time this wai  done, darkness had fallen, and our  first night on the Island had commenced.  When I bade Miss Maybourne "good  night" she was kind enough to express  her thanks a second time for the  trouble I had taken. As if the better  to give point to her -gratitude, she held  out her hand to me. I took It and raised  It to my lips. She did not attempt to  stop me,, and then, with another "good  night," she passed Into the cave, and  I was left alone.  For hours I sat watching my blaze  nnd listening to the rumbling of the  surf upon the shore. The night was as  otlll as a night could well be. Not even  a breath of wind, was stirring. When I  laid myself down In my corner between the rocks near the cave's mouth,  nnd fell asleep, It was to dream of  Agnes Maybourno nnd the happiness  that might have been mine but for the  one dread thing which had made it  quite impossible.  CHAPTER VIII.  Long before daylight I was awako,  thinking of our unenylablo position,  Aiid-wiBkJnjr for tho ladles' sake that  or an nourTnau'ianaea��������� nve-spieuaia  fellows, iind was as pleased with my  success as if 1 had just been created  Lord .Chancellor of England. To-day,  at any rate, I told myself, Miss May-  bouine and the little gir.1 should have  a nice breakfast.-  Arriving at the beach I sprang out,  and, using the same means as before,  drew my boat up out of reach of the  tide. Then, taking my prizes with me,  I made my way up (ho hill-side to the  plateau. Just as I reached it, Miss  Maybourne made her appearance from  the cave and came towards me.  "Look!" I cried, holding up the fish  as I spoke, "Are these not beauties?"  "They ai^ indeed splendid," she answered. "Bat how did you manage to  obtain them? I thought you said last  night that you could think of no way of  making a hook?"  "So I did. But since then I have remembered the gold pin I wore'in my  tic. I found that it made a most excellent hook, and with its assistance I  managed to get hold of these gentlemen. But, in my triumph, I am forgetting to enquire how'you and your little  friend are this morning. You were fairly comfortable in the cave, I hope?"  "Quite comfortable, thank you," she  answered, gravely. "But poor little  Esther is no better this morning. In  fact, if anything, I fancy she is worse.  She was delirious for some time in the  night, and now she is in a comatose  condition that frightens me more than  her former restlessness. It'goes to my  heart to see her in this state."  "Is there nothing we can do for her,  I wonder?" I said as I prepared my  fish for the fire.  "I fear we are powerless," replied  Miss Maybourne. "rne only, thing I  can imagine to be the matter with her  is that she must have been struck by  something when we were sucked under by the sinking ship. She complains  continually of pains in her head."  "In that case, I fear there is nothing  for it but to wait patiently for some  ship, with a doctor on board, to come  in sight and take us off."  "In the meantime, she may die. Oh,  poor little Esther! Mr. Wrexford, this  helplessness is too terrible."  What could I say to comfort her?  In my own mind I saw no hope. Unless  a vessel hove In sight, and she chanced to carry a doctor, the doctor must  inevitably die. As soon as the breakfast was cooked, I went Into the cave  and looked at her. I found the little  ��������� hing stretched upon the grass I had  thrown down for a bed. She was unconscious, as Miss Maybourne had  said, and was breathing heavily. Her  pulse was almost unnoticeable, and occasionally she moaned a little, as If in  pain. It was a sight that would have  touched the mo3t callous of men, and  in-spite of that one sinister episode in  my career, I was far from being such  a Nero.  At midday there was no change perceptible In her condition. By the middle of the afternoon she was worse.  Miss Maybourne and myself took It in  turns to watch by her side; In the intervals, we climbed the lillL and scanned the offing for a sail. Our vigilance,  however, was never rewarded���������the  sea was as devoid of ships as our future seemed of hope.  After a day which had seemed an  eternity, the second night of our captivity on the Island came round. A  more exquisite evening could scarcoly  be Imagined. I had been watching by  the sick child's side tho greater part  of the afternoon, and feeling that, if I  remained on shore, Miss Maybourno  would discover how loW;splrlted I was,  I took tho boat and rowed out Into  tho bay, to try and obtain some fish  for our supper, Tlhs was not a matter  of much difficulty, and In loss than a  quartor of an hour I had hauled on  board more than wo could possibly  havo eaten in threo meals When I  bad flnlshod, I sat In my boat watch-  -jn-' the' uuusiat eifacta uunu the island.  to think that she must die because  we have not the means lo save her."  1 did my best to comfort her, but it  was some time before I achieved any  sort of success. When she had in a  measure recovered her composure. I  accompanied her back to the cave and  examined the little suffcrer,for myself.'  A.las! one glance showed me how very  cloSe the end was. Already the child's  face and hands were cold and clammy,  her respiration was gradually becoming more and more difficult. She was  still unconscious, and once I almost  thought she was dead.  All through that dreadful night she  lingered on. Miss Maybourne remained with her until close upon midnight,  when_I_relie.ved_her. Sliortly_bofore-  sunrise I went to the mouth of the  cave and looked out. The stars were  almost gone from ihe sky. and the  world was very still. When I returned, I thought the child had suddenly  grown strangely quiet, aud knelt down  to examine her. The first grey shafts  of dawn showed me that at last the  end had come. Death had claimed his  victim. Henceforth we need feel no  mere concern for poor little Esther���������  her suffering were over. She had gone  to join her mother and the little ones  who had lost their .lives two days before. Having convinced myself that  what I imagined was correct, I reverently closed the little eyes and crossed  the frail hands upon her breast, and  then \vent out into the fresh air. The  sun was in the act of making his appearance above the peak, and all our  11.tie world was bathed in his glory. I  looked across to the place between  the rocks'wh^re'I usually slept, and  saw Miss Maybourne rising from her  rest. My presence outside the cave  must have told her my news, for she  came swiftly across to where I stood.  "It is all over," she said, very quietly. "I can see by your face that the  end has come."  I nodded. For the life of me, I could  not have spoken just then. The sight  of that agonized face before me and  the thought of the dead child lying in  the cave behind me deprived me of  speech entirely. Miss Maybourne  noticed my condition,:and simply said,  "Take me to her." I did as she commanded, and together we went bad-  to the chamber of death. When we  reached It, my companion stood for a  few moments looking at the peaceful  little figure on the couch oi grass, and  then kne.lt down beside it. I followed  her example. Then, holding my hand  in hers, she prayed for the child from  whose body the soul had just departed; then for ourselves still left upon  the island. When she had finished, wc-  rose, and, after a final glance at our  dead companion, went out into the  open air again.  By this time I had got so much in:o  the habit of searching the sea for  ships that I did it almost unconscious  ly. As I passed the cave I glanced out  across the waste of water. Then I  stood s'ill, hardly able to believe the  evidence of my eyes. There, fast rising above the horizon, were the sails  of a full-rlggcd ship. Miss Maybourne  saw them as soon as I did, and together we Btrol staring at the vessel  with all our eyes. My companion was  the first to speak.    r  "Do you think she will come near  enough to see us?" she cried, in a  voice I hardly recognized, so agLated  was It.  "She must be made to see us," I answered, fiercely. "Come what may, she  must, not pass us."  "What are you going to do? How  are you going to prevent it? Tell me,  and let mc help you if I can."  A notion had seized me, and I determined to put it Into practice wi.hout  an Instant's delay.  "Let us collect all the wood we can  find and then make a large bonfire.  When that has been done, we must  .launch tho boat and pair out to intercept her. If she sees the flare she will  make "her way here, and If she does  not, we may be able to catch her tie-  fore she gets out .of.our reach. Thus  in. either case wa shall be saved.  (To Le  Continued.)  Exactly.  Little Mrs. Hunter had hoard so  many jokes about tho brides who  couldn't market successfully that she  made up her mind that tho first request she made of tbe mnrkctinan  would show her to be a sophisticated  housewife. "Send me, please," she  said, "two French chops and 100 green_  peas."���������Judge.  He Feared to Presume.  The American tourist is so firmly  convinced that he is being cheated on  all hands during his. European travels that he occasionally oversteps  the bounds of piuaen.ee. "What is  the price of this pin?" asked'a young  man in a Paris shop, handling a  small brooch of exquisite workmanship. "Twenty francs, monsieur,"  said the clerk. "That's altogether too  much," said the young American.  "It's for a present for my sister. I'll  give you 5 francs for it."- "Zen it  would be T zat gave ze present to  your sister," said the Frenchman with  a deprecating shrug, "and I do riot  know mademoiselle."  Ready For Him.  "Good morning, sir," began the long  Laired visitor with the roll of manuscript. "I see you've got your window open. That's a sign that-spring  is here.   Now, I"-  "No," interrupted the editor, glaring  at him significantly; "it's a slgu that  the spring poet Is here."���������Philadelphia  Press.  Curiosity Gratified.  "Why do you chow gum?"  The young person addressed brought  her jaws together with an unwonted  snap.  "Mebbe it is because I like to have  some business of my own to attend to,"  she answered, resuming such attention  forthwith.���������Philadelphia Ledger.  Muscular   Rheumatism   Subdued.���������  When one is a sufferer from muscular rhcuma'ism lie cannot do better  than to have the region rubbed with  Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil. There is  no oil that so speedily shows its effect iu subduing pain. Let 'the rubbing be brisk and continue until ease  is secured. There is more virtue in  a bottle of it than can be fully estimated.  THE  COUNTRY COUSIN.  My cousin, Alfred Williams  he  Ain't had advantages like me.'  (My mamma says not to aay. "ain't"  Buhcause It gives ...y speech a taint)  My'cousln Alfred, he don't know  A thing about the latest show   ��������� v  Nor any of the latest Jokes  Buhcause he Isn't city folks!  But he knows lots of things to say.  One of 'em rattles on this way:  "What's your name7  Puddln' Tame!   '  Where you goln'?  Down the lane!"  An' one Is where yon hafto say.  "I saw a woolly worm today,"  An' then he says, "1 one It." then  Yon say, "I two It," then again r  He savs, "1 three It*'���������un   you go  -  KiglU en ahead till first you know  Yon say, "1 eight It!"    Soon's you've spoio  You see that minute whore's the jokel  My cousin, Alfred Williams, he  Is all the time a-catchln" me  With jokes 1 never heard ut all,  But papa says he can recall,  For papa, one tlmp, where he grew  To be a boy. was country too!  But Cousin Alfred's Jokes Is smart.  I'm goln' to learn them all by heart.  An" best'of all the lot o' his  Is what I say that this one Is: (  "Where've you been?  In my skin.   Til Jump out  An' you Jump In!".  ���������Wilbur Nesblt In Harper's Magazine.  ShilohVse Shi,oh's Curo  The Magnates In Jail.  "So you people put a couple of magnates Iu jail on heavy fines, did you?"  osks tbe investigating reformer.  "Yes," replies' the native. "We fined  them ' tbe limit. They wouldn't pay,  and we put them In cells."  "That's a good example."  "Is It? Within two days they organized the prisoners, guards and, jailers  into tho International Penalty company. Issued $500,000,000 In bonds, paid  the fines of all tbe prisoners, left us  with a mortgage on tho jail and the  courthouse-and stuck the surplus  money iu their, pockets." ��������� Chicago  Evening Post.  Cures ;"���������  Coughs  and Colds  QUICKLY  for the worst cold,  the sharpest cough  ���������try it on a guar-  antee-of your  money back if it  doesn't actually  CURE  quicker-  than anything you  ever tried. Safe to'  take,���������nothing in  it to hiirt  even 'a  baby.. 34 years of  success   commend.  Shiloh's Cure���������  25c, 60c.i $1.    31*  Showing 'Patent Tab.  The Playwright��������� Honestly, now  what do you think of my new play?  The Critic���������Don't ask me. You're  so much bigger and stronger than I  am.���������Brooklyn Eagle.  Minard's   Liniment   Cures   Dandruff.  .Not What He Meant.  Northern Australia is the only ��������� tropical land  where the white working  man has unanimously taken up the  pick and shovel and put the question  of his suitability to. the proof.      In  most of the other tropical   lands of  British empire,'there is only a shifting white population,    which   comes  ' out from  England,   and pants  for  a  few years in a white suit, and then  I goes  "home"' again.  HEALTH FOR THE BABY  A mother who has once used Baby's  Own Tablets for her children will, always use them for the minor ailments that come to all little ones.  The Tablets are the best medicine in  the world for the cure of .indigestion,  colic, constipation, diarrhoea, teething troubles and breaking up colds.  And the mother has the guarantee  of a government analyst that this  medicine contains no poisonous opiate  or narcotic. Mrs. Win. F. Gay, St.  Eleanors, P.E.T., says:���������"I have used  Baby's Own Tablets with thc best of  results and know nothing to equal  them for the cure of stomach and  bowel .troubles. I do not feel safe unless I have a box of Baby's Own Tablets in the house." Sold by medicine  dealers or by mail, at 25 cents a box  from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,  Brockville, Ont.  SHIRTS,  >  ��������� The back collar stud in  our sliirt is inserted iu the  tab, shewn in cut.  Iii this way the' stud is  easily inserted and it never  touches the neck of the  wearer. ���������    -  When tlie-collar is on,  the tab cannot move.    .  But there is sufficient  "room left'in the button-hole  for the collar to move  slightly from- one side to-  the. other, so that the collar  may be easily adjusted in  the front. -    v  Only on Tooke Shirts can  this tab be found.  TOOKE BROTHERS, LIMITED,  MONTREAL. 22  Waiter (who has just served up some  soup)���������Looks uncommonly like rain,  sir.  Diner���������Yes, by Jove, and tastes like  It too! Bring me some thick soup.���������  Tatler.  Sentiment Versus Sense.  Tom���������Miss Peachly is rather sentimental, isn't she?  Jack���������I hadn't noticed it.  Tom���������Well, she Is. She keeps every  letter she gets from the sterner sex.  Jack���������Oh, that isu't sentiment; It Is  good, hard breach of promise sense.���������  St. Louis Post-Dispatch.  America has accepted "the invitation of tne Chinese government for  the United States battleship fleet to  visit China.. -���������  TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY  Take    LAXATIVE BKOMO   Quinine  Tablets.    Druggists  refund' money  if  it fails to cure.   E. W. Grove's signature is on ecoh box.   25c.  Extravagant.  "John, I've got to have money to buy  a new hat for Easter."  "Great Scott, Jane, but you're extravagant What did you do with all  the money I gave you last year to have  your old hat fixed over?"���������Baltimore  American.    '  A total of 39,082 emigrants left  Ireland last year. Since 1851, 4,103,-  015 Irishmen and women have left  the jsland.  nor-Ladyship���������Have you given Fido  his bath aud his soup and bis omelet  and his meat and his "candy?  Buttons��������� Yes'm.  Iler Ladyship���������Well, then, you may  have a cracker and a piece of cheese  and go to bed.  Pat's Office  Hours  Pat,  a miner,  after struggling  for  years in a far-off western mining district,    finally giving up in  despair,  was about to turn his face eastward,  when suddenly he struck it rich.  Soon afterward he was seen strutting  along, dressed in fine clothes. One  clay an old friend stopped him, saying :  "And how are you, Pat? - I'd like  to talk to you." >  Pat stretched 'himself proudly.  "If you want to talk to me, I'll see  you in my office. I hev an "ollice now,  and me houis-is from A. M. in the  mornin' to P.M..in the afternoon."���������  North-Western Christian Advocate.  A Counter Challenge.  A Philadelphia politician discovered  an anecdote of Horace Greeley and told  it with effective results nt a .recent political dinner. Mr. Greeley, it will be  recalled, was a miserable penman.  During an election in New York a political watcher threatened to challenge  the editor's vote on the ground that he  could not write.  "Better not," advised a friend." "Ele  might write something, get you to look  tit it and then ehalleuge your vote on  the ground that you couldu't read."���������  Bohemian.  Why suffer from corns when they  can be painlessly rooted out by using Holloway's Corn Cure.  Diplomacy.  Delia���������Ye can' get a suit just like  your missis' velvet wan for thr-dollars  In Bargain Brown Bros.  Norah���������Yes, an' I can get wan fur  nutkiu' by tellln' me missis about tho  wan in Bargain Brown Bros.���������Harper's  Weekly.  Chance to Get It.  Scribbles���������Rhymer lni3 given up his  literary work and accepted a position  as street car conductor.  Dribbles���������Because why?  Scribbles���������I believe his doctor told  him he needed the change.���������Chicago  News.  Treasure trove secreted by Portuguese buccaneers in bygone days has  been revealed near the seaside village  <>f Paradelha in a remarkable manner. The village' is: being slowly  washed away by the action of the sea  and buildings have been undermined  from time to time.     '  ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT remove*  all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem  ishes, from horses, blood sparin, eurbi,-  iplints, riti������bone, sweeney, stifles, sprains, sore  and swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save $50 by  ubs of one bottle. Warranted the most won  derful  Hlemisb  Cure  ever known.  BY THE LITTLE ONES.  She Was Human.  Until my sweetheart ate with me  I liked to think she fed on air  Or nectar and nmbrosla faro.  With now and then a alp of tea,  Hut when at Inst I chanced to see  My lady at her dinner I  Watched soup and steak and (horrors!)  pie,  All disappearing daintily.  It was n Bhock, as you'll agree.  Yet to her side I straight repaired  And spoke the words I'd never dared  Until my sweetheart ate with mo.  ���������Judge.  The strnngei' stood  before the long  lino of carriages.  "What Is going on here?" he asked.  "Wedding." ��������� whispered the little foreigner lu French boots.  ���������'What kind of u wedding?"  "Tin."  "Tin?"  "Yes, monsieur.   My brother. Count  de Lazain, Is marrying ze daughter of  ze rich pickle maker.   He'll get ze tin:  Does monsieur understand?"  And, lighting a silk tipped cigarette,  1 the little man vanished in the crush of  i-socIety.-Cblcugo News.  Can't Afford Him Now.  .   Lily Bell���������No, Kufus; Ah cain't marry yo' jest yet awhile.   Yo'll  hab to  wait.  Rufus���������Why for mus' I wait, Lily  Bell?  Lily Bell���������'Cause three of tbe families mammy washes for done quit her,  an' now she sca'cely makes 'uough to  support me an' paw.���������Judge.  These   pills   Cure '   Rheumatism.���������  To the many who sufier from rheumatism a trial of Parmelec's Vegetable Pills is recommended. They  have a pronounced action upon the  liver and kidneys and by regulating  the action of these organs, act as an  alternative in preventing an admixture of uric acid and blood that  causes this painful disorder. They  must be taken according to directions  and used steadily and they will  speedily give evidence of their beneficial effects.  Mrs. Jawback��������� Well, marriage  teaches a man a little sense, anyway.  Mr. Jawback���������Yes, and then it's too  late to use it.���������Cleeland Leader.  Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia.  The total number of persons in receipt of state relief throughout India  is now 1,553,439.  WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE  From October to May, Colds are the  most frequent causes of    Headache.  LAXATIVE  BROMO  QUININE    removes cause.   E. W. Grove on hox 26o.  Putting It Strong.  "I notice," said the new guest, "that  everybody calls that hallboy of yours  Buttons."  "Yes," replied the hotel proprietor;  "he Is so called because It Is his duty  to gather up from the dining room  floor after each meai the numerous  buttons the gentlemen burst from their  vests."���������Philadelphia Press.  Latest  Humorous  Sayings  as  Pioked  Up In the Nursery.  Visitor���������Emma, what would yon do  If you bad everything you wanted?    '    ���������  , ��������� ���������.,, , ������������������.,  Little IStmuu-Ob, I guess I'd begin /gather as soon as the heating grows  all over ngiiln. | excessive and cool the air,by plumps of  rnln.-Pcrckal Lowell In Century.  The Martian Sky.  The clearness of the Martian sky  comes In to abet the greater,transmission of Its air. From dawn till dusk  day after dny In the summer season  and largely in winter the sun shines  out of n heiiven Innocent of cloud. No  shlold of the sort and only a little  screen of air tempers Its bourns to the  soil held up to It. Such nu exposure  far exceeds anything we have on earth,  for with us, even In the tropics, clouds  Still  Another  Excuse.  "Are you willing to chop some wood  for your dinner?"  "Lady," answered Plodding Pete,  "I'm.Interested lu de preservation of  the forests, on' It would be ag'ln' me  principles to put nn ax Into one of do  moniirclis of de forest, oven though ho  lay. prostrate ut me feet."-WnsbIng-  ton Star.  Those He Made.  "I'm sorry," said the man tailor,  "that your last gown didu't please  you. I hope that won't prevent you  sending your friends to us."  'Tin afraid It will," replied Mr*.  Swelliiiiin. "I dou't want to get them  Into bad habits."-Philadelphia Press.  A Brazilian Convict Colony.  Tbe penal colony of the state of Per-  narnbueo. Brazil. Is on an Island 800  miles off the coast. There nre GOO con-  vlcbi at present. They arise at C a. m.  nnd work till 2 p. m. for the state, cultivating cotton o.f a superfine quality.  After 2 o'clock they work for themselves. The island Is^ne of the most  orderly and productive bits of soil In  Brazil. It is n model convict colony  nnd the cheapest of any In the world.  The group of Islands to which the penal ono belongs Is where the equatorial  and south equatorial currents divide,  and It Is surrounded by n triangular  sheet of quiet sea full of all kinds of  fish valuable commercially.���������Chicago  Tribune  ��������� ���������.-".--.'i..-1t'.--���������<'���������,��������� yV-  ������-."-.'������������������-��������� -,*,f������W*''-.i- .-'���������->;-."���������'r,'i  ���������^l^Mimm^  The Sarcastic Victim.  The Barber-Your balr Is coming out  on top. sir.  The Crnnk-Oood!- I kn*w It was In  me. Now, for goodness sake, don't  talk to It or It will crawl back ngala.-  Ilouston Poet  M  i use  ions? Sp'f'd en''  In!  W.   N.   U.   No.   686.  Barnum's Ready Retort.  "Barnuin once uppcured ut Oxford to  lecture on "Humbug." The rowdy  students would not give him u hearing. At length, lu a momentary lull,  he shouted. "Then you don't waut to  bear anything about humbug?"  "We don'tl" wus the uuswer In a  ro&r.   *     ..        ���������  "Well," retorted Barnum, "I'vo got  your money, aud there's no humbug  about that!"  The disturbance came to a sudden  finish, and Barnuin proceeded lu peace.  Neuralgia  in the Face  Long standing case completely cured  by Dr. A. W. Chase's Nervi Food.  Headache and Neuralgia.  What hosts of people seek for' '"ure  of these" ailments.  And in vain.  Because they are-misled by going  after medicines which only relieve.  Dr. A. W. Chase's Nerve Food is  not a ���������more, relief, for headaches and  neuralgia but is a thorough cure in  the only way those troubles can ever  be really cured���������by restoring the nervous system. .  Mrs., James Clancy, 714 Water St.,  Peterboro, Ont., states: "I was troubled more or loss with severe headaches nnd neuralgia for nineteen  years. Besides suffering I was useless  as far as work was concerned. Dr.  Chase's Nerve Food built up my system generally nnd made a thorough  cure of my old trouble It succeeded  in my case after a great many treatments had failed."  Neuralgia, and nervous headaches  are always an indication of exhausted  nerves. Make tho euro thorough by  using Dr. A. W. Clmao's Norvo Food,  50 cts. at all dealers or Edmanson,  Bates & Co., Toronto, Ont. Portrait  and signature of A. W. Chase, M. D.,  the famous Receipt Book author, on  every box. H:
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Everyone Needs a Tonic in Spring
to Purify and Build Up the
If you want new health and
stiength in spring you must build up
your .blood with 'a tonic medicine!
Indoor life during the long winter
months ' is responsible for the de-
'pressed condition aiid" feeling of constant .tiredness which affects so many
people every spring. . This condition
means, that the blood is impure and
watery. ,That is what causes pimples
and unsightly eruptions ' in some;
others have twinges'- of 'rheumatism,
or tho sharp, stabbing pains of' neuralgia.' Poor appetite, frequent headaches, and a desire.to avoid exertion
is also duo to bad blood. Any or all
of-these troubles can bo banished by
the fair use of such a tonic "medicine
as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Every
dose of this medicine helps to make
new, rich, red blood, which drives
out impurities, stimulates every organ, strengthens every nerve, and
brings a feeling of new health and
new energy to weak, tired out, ailing
men and women. Here is proof that
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is the greatest of all spring medicines. Mr. Henry Baker, Chipman, N. B,, says:���
"Last spring 1 was so weak and miserable that I could hardly drag myself- about. My appetite was poor, 1
did not sleep well, and dreaded work.
$Ly blood was in a terrible condition,
which-caused pimples and small boils
to break out all over me. These
would itch and pain and caused me
much trouble. 1 tried several medicines but without the least benefit,
when one clay a friend asked mo why
1 did not try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
Pie spoke so highly of this medicine
that I decided to take his advice-and
give the pills a trial.' I got a half
dozen boxes and the result was that
by the time they were finished I felt
, like  an    altogether ��� different    man.
' They purified my blood, built up my
whole system, and I have not had a
pimple on my flesh,' not a sick day
since. For this reason I can highly
recommend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
as a blood builder and purifier."
Sold by all medicine dealers or by
mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes
for $2.50 from'the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Mother-in-law Arrives and Makes
Him Toe the Mark.  .
Biliks������Very few women have any
knowledge .of parliamentary law.
Jinks���You should hear my wife.
She has been speaker of the- house
for the last twelve years.���New York
���Trial Is Inexpensive.���To those who
suffer from dyspepsia, indigestion,
rheumatism, or any ailment arising
from derangement ot the digestive system a trial of Parmolee's Vegetable
Pills is recommended, should the sufferer be unacquainted with them. The
trial will be inexpensive and the
result will be 'another customer for'
this excellent medicine. So effective
is their action that many cures- can
certainly be traced to their use where
other   pills   have   proved   ineffective.
"I think Elsie Brown is the mean-
. est thing."
. "What's 'the matter?" ,
"Would you believe it of her?    I
showed  her  my  new  Merry  Widow
hat, and she went right out and got
a bigger one."���Detroit Free Pros.
Head ,of the Household Was Raging
Because Wife Was Sick and the
Cook   Disabled���Philosopher   Leaves
'-Home, but Returns Again. ,
[Copyright, 1308, by T. C. McClure.]
On the street' car coining home the
other evening a man culled Mr. Bow-
boi u hog because he bud bis feet
stretched out lu front of him, and a
woman whom he offered to assist
alight called him an old baldheaded
uiaMicV aud wished that her husband
were thereto punch his head. When
he got olf nt the comer a trump culled
bltu "old man" and asked for a dime,
aud because of these things he reached home in a dissatisfied state of mind.
Ele soon discovered that there were
other hoodoos. The cook had cut her
thumb while peeling potatoes, and
Mrs Howkoi", after vainly "trying to
gel to dinner, bad beet) forced by a
headache lo stretch out'ou the lounge.
"Well, by John, birt this is a nice
house to come home, to!" exclaimed
Mr' Ituwspr when he had learned the
condition of things.
"But perhaps I shall soon feel better." apologized Mrs. Bowser. "I can't
understand why this headache should
Bet in all nt once."
"No. .of eouise you cnu't. but I can.
Von have, got a cold. You probably
went around barefooted all the fore
noon -I've spoken of It a million times,-
but It does no good. If I was as careless as you are I shouldn't expect to
for a full minute In silence, r nnd then
he stammered out:
"You   you here!"  '
"Samuel  Bowser, 1 am  here!" was
��� "1-1 um glad to see you."        l      "   Cure ,is obtained promptly bv usine
"You are nothing of the kind. sir. but ; Dr.   A.    w.    n,nc���.��� Hi>L"". ^,ng
cannot reach tho seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. flall'b
Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. Jt
was pi escribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years
and ii a regular prescription. It is
composed of the best tonics known,
-combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous
surfaces. The perfect combination ri
the two ingredients is what produces
juch wonderful results-in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F.   J.   CHENEY & CO.,
��� Props.,   Toledo,   0.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
My head Is full of whizzing wheels
And wound with slender wires.
I cannot walk because my feet
Are shod with rubber tires.
A sparking plug is In my throat,
.A motor in my breast,
And night and day It beats away
And will not let me rest.
My arms are somehow turned to cranki
And greatly bother me.
I must not crank them up too high
Or trouble there will be.
A motor horn In either ear
Keeps up a constant toot.
I used to keep It going so
To see thc public scoot.
Ho!   Take away tho cup of tea
And rinse the vessel clean.
Tou ought to know my only drink
Is now of gasoline
Since on the day I chanced to meet
(Oh, my unlucky star!)
A man In blue and brass who changed
Me to a motor car.
���Minna Irving In New Tork Sun
Doctors prescribe very little, If
any, alcohol these days. They
prefer strong tonics and alteratives. This is all In keeping
with modern medical science.
It explains why Ayer's Sar-
saparilla is now made entirely
free from alcohol. Ask your
doctor.   Follow his advice.
Wo publifU our formula*
W* bunlih alcohol
from ourniediolnti
Wa ure�� yon to
ooneult jour
Unless there Is daily action of the bowels, poisonous products are absorbed,
causing headache, biliousness, nausea,
dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your
doctor about correcting your constipation
by taking laxative doses of Ayer's Pills.
��hr ttw j, o. Ar w Co.. Xioweu.:
live a week. Yes, ma'am, you have
taken a heavy cold, and It may cost
me n hundred dollars before you are
through with it."
."You know I'm as careful as any one
can be."
"Careful���humph! Yon may have sat
down in a snowdrift for all I know. It
means bronchitis anyhow, and probably consumption. I shan't concern myself, however. If you will slosh arouud
you ��� can't expect me to pity you
Where's that cook?"
He descended to the kitcheD and
found her nursing a cut thumb. She
had managed to get u bit of dinner for
hhu nevertheless, and as he sat down
to It he asked:
."What were you doing with tbe as?"
"Nothing, sir. I cut my thumb with
a knife."
"Sheer carelessness. I have used a
knife for years and never cut myself."
"It slipped, sir." '
"But it shouldn't have slipped. Yoii
should have hud it tied fast with a
piece of clothesline. What do you suppose my feelings are to come home and
find the house upset like this?"     , ���
"Can tilings always run along without something happening?" asked the
cook in un indignant voice.
"Certainly they can. In the forty-
five years of life they have run right
along and nothing has happened to me
���nothing. It's all In taking care of
yourself. You and Mrs. Bowser go
slosh, slosh, and It's no wonder that I
you are laid up with headaches and cut
th limbs. .Don't expect me to put myself out. however."
"As to how. sir?"
Planned to Do Some Work.
"I've set aside this evening to tinker
nt Ihe gas meter and overhaul tbe furnace. I may also put a new step In the
cellar stairs. There will die more or
less hammering and pounding. I shall
also whistle and slug, the same as
"And if Mrs. Bowser expires of her
hemlitelie. sir?"
"Then she will have to expire. It's
only u question of time, anyhow, when
you carelpss, reckless women will go to
youi graves!"
The c��ok Iind nothing to say to that,
and when Mr Bowser hud finished his
meal he went upstairs, whistling, to
"Of course you don't feel any better?"
"1-1 think not."
"1 didn't expect you to. ��� We'll b��
lucky if we aon't nave to cmi i�� two
doctors before morning. I suppose the
hummer and saw ntid crowbar and the
other tools are down cellar?"
'.'I suppose so.".
"Well. I've got a couple of hours'
work down there, and you'll have to
shut your eyes and grin, and bear it.
Shall I tell cook to fry you some ham
or HOiiiethliiKV" ������'
���"Tlinnkn. no."
'/All right.  Perhaps you'll eat a bnk
pel potato later."
Mr. Bowser began to hum au air at
he ran iipstutra to change to an,old
.'int. nnd lie whistled merrily as be
'iiint' pounding down.   Me reached the
-���ellar and  begun  poking at  the  fur-
-nice  and   whistling louder,  and   the
iulse lip tuiule drowned the sound of
lie  front door bell.   It  was  twenty
Minutes  later thai   he discovered, be
vvnnted ti big IIle. nnd lie run up to ask
Mrs. Itowser If she had thrown It out
into the snow lu the buck yard. As he
-enelied the sitting renin lie eainc to a
'lead hall and stood nnd stared.  Mrs.
BowHor   was  still  extended   on   the
oiinge, but there was some one else
iresent,   The niollier-lii-law stood be-
ore lit tn.  She was stiff und dlgullled
itid severe. Thov looked ut each other
that dou't, make no difference to me.
I have arrived at a critical Juncture,,
just ns I always do.. I arrive to find
Sarah suffering with a splitting headache, and you are knocking the house.,
to pieces and whistling aud singing
as if you hadn't a care ou your mind.
It's got to stop. It's got.to stop this
very minute."
' "I want to fix the furnace."
���"But you let It alone. Not another
jar or Jam or I'll make your heart
ache!"   .    - ���   t ���
' "Perhaps I don't run my own house,"
observed Mr. Bowser after glaring at
the determined face before'hhu.
"Not wulle I am here, Saojuel���not
while Betsey Baker Is alive and on
deck. What's the matter with you?
What's given you such a mean look
since I was here last? You look as If
you hud been stealing sheep.".
"It's seeing you, I guess."
"Oh, Is it? Well, you'll see a good'
deal more of me before you see less.
If you don't have your wings clipped
about once in, so often you fly high.
Sarah l.s down with a headache, the
cook has cut her thumb, and I wish
vou to make me a cup of tea."
Mr. Bowser looked at her for thirty
seconds with mutiny In his eye and
then went slowly downstairs a'nd turned housewife, When he had got a little dinner together he culled her down,
and as she sat at the table be said:
"We.might just as well settle this
thing right here."
"It Is settled," she replied.
"You expect to come here nnd run
my house,,do you?"
"I do."
"Aud order me about as If I was
some kid?"
, "When I think you ought to be ordered I shall order and you will obey."
"Never!   I will leave the coop first!"
"Could you leave it Iu ten minutes?"
"Yes, in nine. By the great horn
spoon, but things have come to a pretty pass when"���
"Samuel, you can fly the coop," said
the old'lady as she held up her hand
to check further words.
"I'll be hanged if I don't!"
Rushed Out of the House.
And he rushed upstairs and put on
his hat and overcoat/and was out of
the house like a caution ball. It was a
cold, windy night, with snow falling
occasionally, and he hadn't got a hundred feet outside the gate when he
wished himself back In the ."coop." He
had to walk to keep warm. He began
going arouud the block. On his first
round two loafers met him and elbowed him into a snowdrift. On the second a policeman stopped him and sakl
he should keep an eye on him. On the
third he was offered 10 cents to clean
off a man's sidewalk, and n boy hit
him In the ear ..with a chunk of lee.
When he had arrived opposite his gate
on his fourth'round, the mother-in-law
appeared In the door and beckoned and
"Samuel, I want you to come In."
"What for?" be' sulkily asked.
"Because it's bedtime, and I am" going to shut up tbe house. Come right
And Mr. Bowser disappeared Into
the house and left the butcher's boy
on the opposite side of the street to
utter a "Whew!" aud add:
"By  George,   but  there  must  be n
new deal ou lu the house of Bowser!"
Cold Settles
on Kidneys
Bd promptly by using
Chase's    Kidney-Liver
Medical 'authorities place colds as
the most frequent cause of kidney
diseases.    '. ' , *
It is customary to consider the
lungs alone in -danger from colds.
This is a mistake.
The kidneys are quite as susceptible and the effect is to congest and
clog these' filtering organs until the
whole system is poisoned and there
comes backaches, lumbago, aching
head, painful limbs and urinary derangements.
In a wonderfully short time Dr. A.
W. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills affotd
relief and cure.
By reason of their diiect and combined action of kidneys, liver and bowels they cleanse the system, purify
the blood and carry away the poisons
generated by reason of the cold.
The great secret of health lies in
keeping - these filtering and excretory organs legular and active and this can best be done
by using Dr. A. W. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills, one pill a close, 25
cts. a box, at all dealers or Edman-
son, Bates & Co., Toronto, Ont.
On the extraordinary success of
this medicine as well as on the reliability of his great Receipt Book
rests.the fame of A. W. Chase, M.D.
, Briggs���I see by the paper that the
Russian national 'debt now amounts
to four hundred and twenty-five billion dollars.
Griggs���Um���now they    will  know
how to sympathize with me.���Life.
"Perfectly Trustworthy" is the character of Bickle's Anti-Consumptive
Syrup. It can be used with the utmost confidence that it will do what
is claimed-for it. It is sure in its
effects, as the use of it will clearly
demonstrate, and can be relied upon
to drive a cold out of the system more
effectively than any other medicine.
Try it and be convinced that it is
what it is claimed to be.
The deatli is announced of the
Japanese shipping owner and financier, Baron Yanosuke Iwaaki, who
was in a commercial sense, one of the
makers of modern Japan. His father
in the days of the Slioguns, saw the
importance of steamships for trans
port, and -the ships he bought werj
the beginning of rhe Japanese mercantile marine.
Valuable Samples Free
���"I have used your Coltsfoote Expectorant and find it satisfactory in
cases of croup, colds or coughs. I
have used it ever since I got a trial
bottle, and have recommended it to
everyone in need of it. You may use
my name and address for testimonials if you wish. Hoping it will benefit others as it has done my children,
I remain,
10G9 Frances St., London, Ont.
Coltsfoote Expectorant is the greatest cough and tluout cuie iu the
world. V, is the prescription of a
renowned specialist. In order that
every family may prove its unparalleled merits we will send a sample
bottle fiee to everyone who sends us
their name and address and mentions
this paper. Can be had at all druggists at 25c. Send your name to-day
to Dr. T. A. Slocum, Ltd., Toronto.
Send for Free Sample To-day.
And Each  and  Ever/ Member Therefore Tried to Tell the Cause.
The house was cold. There was no
mistaking that fact.
If the rest of the family had not ascertained the state of ��� affairs from
their own feelings they could easily
have observed it from the way father
stormed around. Every ten,or fifteen
minutes he went down tho cellar and
swore at the furnace, after which he
would return and lecture the family.
The furnace didn't seem to mind it,
but tbe family did,-and at length he
became unbearable. The family became
panic stricken. They, feared that father might go crazy and commit suicide
or something else-equally awful.
"I-tbink something must bo tbe matter with the furnace," ventured mother.      ,t    ���
"That's just like a woman!" yelled
father. "How in tbe name of Bill Taft
could anything be the ^matter with the
furnace when I just spent ?7.80 to
have it'fixed?"
Mother did not reply, but rushed upstairs to put her money and jewels in
her stocking.
"I think," said sister, who was prominent In the local William Morris arts-
graft society, "that the trouble comes
from not having enough handmade
mission furniture In the house. There
Is so much warmth about mission furniture." '
"Oh, pshaw!" said brother, who had
studied chemistry In the local university. "The trouble Is with the coal. It
doesn't contain enough calories or units
of heat per unit of weight."
"Bosh!" said Aunt Betsy, who was a
bit old fashioned.. !'The trouble Is with
the house. The way they build them
nowadays It is Impossible for them to
be anything else but cold."
"I can't understand it," said father.
"It was all right six months ago."
"It was summer then," suggested the
baby with the gentle stress of babyhood.
Father was about to hurl a bootjack
at baby when his eye struck the thermometer. Simultaneously his mind
struck an idea with fearful force.
For a moment he was thoughtful.
Father, be it said, admitted without
argument that be was the only shnon
pure, ne plus ultra logician of the
household. It took him but a moment
to analyze his new idea. Why hadn't
he thought of it before? Why, to be
sure, the thermometer was the cause,
for was not the house cold every time
the thermometer registered at a low
figure? And was not the thermometer
now registered at a low figure? Why,
of course! Certainly! How stupid!
Whereupon he threw the thermometer out of the window, put on bis coat
and went to the club confident that
henceforward everything would be all
-r- 'ly
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"Fast Black."
Mr. Bacon��� You should never
judge a man by his clothes, my dear.
Mrs. Bacon���I never do. I always
judge him by his wife's clothes.���Life.
PAZO OINTMENT   is guaranteed to
cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles  in    6  to  14
days or money refunded.   50c.
"Why did you shake your fist at
the Speaker?"
"Well," replied the Congressman,
"I didn't want the whole session to
slip by without my having made a
motion of some kind."���Philadelphia
Patient���And If I have gas I shan't
feel nothing?
Dentist���Nothing whatever.
Patient-And I shan't know what
you he doiu'?
Dentist��� \ on won't know anything.
Pat lent-Wei I. Just wait n minute
till Pre counted my money.
"Steady Work."
Horsemen, Read Thisl
in my stables for over a year, and
consider it the VERY BEST for horse
flesh I can get, nnd would strongly
recommend it to all horsemen.
Livery   Stables,   Quebec,   95   to   103
Ann St.
His Retort.
Robert Smith, brother of Sydney
Smith and an ex-advocate general, on
one occasion engaged lu an argument
with a physician over the relative merits of their respective professions.
"I don't say that all lawyers are
crooks," said the doctor, "but you'll
have to admit that your profession
doesn't make angels of men."
"No," retorted Smith, "you doctors
certainly have the best of us there."���
Rochester Herald.
Centerpiece Roll.
A convenience for tbe dining room,
uuch appreciated by those who take
pride���aud who does not?���in the number, variety and condition of their centerpieces and doilies is a receptacle
made to keep them from being creased
when laid away.
A long roll of cardboard, as long as
the width of your largest centerpiece,
Is first wrapped in cotton wadding
and, then covered with flowered silk,
or cretonne Is really better, and the
ends are'ga Aie red and tied with ribbon.
Take next a square of the material
the size of tbe length of the roll. Line
cuis with a contrasting shade���blue i3
good, as it assists in keeping the ccci-
'onts from yellowing���and bind with
tbe ribbon.
To use place the centerpiece on this
square, putting blue tissue paper between, wrap carefully around the pad-
Jed lube and tie with a ribbon tacked
to the cover.
The tube may be filled with lavender
or rose leaves before covering, and tbe
quaint, old fashioned scent v'ili add a
further charm to the cHInty Jnen thus
stored away-
its  cost
To Butter-
all who buy
salt in large
is  no inconsiderable
Minard's   Liniment  for  sale  everywhere.
The Big Find,
"now does it happen that Brown Is
-treating CMriyljodj-'in sight?"    - -
"Why, you see, years ago he presented his wife with a little toy bank in
which tho children could keep their
"I see. And now he finds himself
the head of a frugal industrious family?"
"No; now he finds the bank."���Puck.
goes farther���and does better
work.     Its cost is really  less
��� and   it
makes   the
butter worth
more.    Ask
your grocer.
to henr from owner Iiuv'hb
for pnlo. Not pnrticnlar nbout location.
PJenie givo price* and diMcription. nnd reason for selling. Stato ft lieu po^csaiou can
bo had.   Will deal with owners only.
L. Darhj^hfre. Hot 031,   Rochester. N. Y.
A bronze bowl of Greek origin and
dating from the first half of the fifth
century B.C., was sold at Christie's
for $3,225; while a large Greek bronze
shield, made about two centuries
earlier, realized $1,155.
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc
Tho Dook Roviowsr.
First Bonk Reviewer-nubbins scorns
to be getting up quite a reputation n��
an author.
Second [look Uevlowcr-Yos, I foresee the time when wo will simply be,
forced to read; his books.���Now Yorlt
Worm Secretes Camphor.
Professor Cook of Washington reports the surprising discovery of camphor as an animal secretion. The animal concerned is a myriapod, resembling a worm or small slug and scientifically. known as Polyzonlum rosal-
bum. It lives In the humus of moist,
undisturbed forests. When handled It
gives off a very distinct odor of camphor and ejects a milky fluid which
possesses the smell, flavor and taste
of ordinary camphor. Professor Cook
thinks that the camphor is secreted
Instead of the prusslc or hydrocyanic
acid found In other myrlapods as a
means of defense.
The Real Need.
"They say that laziness is caused by
a germ. What a fine thing it would be
If we could And something to kill the
"Oh,- no. I know something finer
than that Think how much nicer It
would be if we could all And some way
to gratify It"���Hebrew Standard.
Why She Cried.
"Wot's yer sister crying for, Jim-
"Aw, she read In some beauty column tint weeplu' made do eyes soft
and S>oautlful."-New York World.
A Modern Martyr.
A gleam of china and whlto,
Somo silver fair to seo,
A dainty Iccttlo shining bright,
When Mabel makes tho tea.
Sho poses In a cushioned nook
And brows most regally.
No queen could moro majestic look
Than Mabel making tea.
But, nh. alnelt, 'tis sad to say
Thoao hands I lovo to seo
muttering tibovo tho china gay
Mako execrable tea.
And I, concealing that tho mess
��oes not agree with mo,
Drink smilingly four cups���no loss���
When Mabel makes tho tea.
-Philadelphia Bulletin.
W.    N.   U.   No.   600.
Force of Habit.
Lady ,.vrmcrly a telephone, girl)- ���
Porter, why didn't you call me, as I Instructed you? Sleeping Car Porter)���I
did, ma'am. Surc's you're born, 1 did.
1 said, "Seven-thirty, ma'am," on' you
paid, "Lino's out of order."���Pick-Mo-
UP. ______
Ho that will not be counseled cannot
b�� Uelood.���German Proverb.
Outrivals In Splendor Anything of the
Kind In  Europe.
The throne room of Spain outrival
In splendor any in Europe.
The ancient throne stands In the
apartment known as the room of ambassadors. The decorations of this
apartment include vast crystal chandeliers, huge tables inlaid with precious
marbles, vast plate glass mirrors, gildings, rich hangings and above all the
painted coiling representing the long
line of Spanish kings In1 the various
picturesque costumes of the provinces.
LTere Spanish kings receive on state
occasions, and here, too, their bodies
He In state after death. Tho throne is
of rich velvet embroidered. Around it
are grouped four great silver lions with
their heads turned away as If guarding
the occupant. Four broad steps lead up
to the throne room from the polished
floor of the room, and the crimson tc6v-
ered footstool Is in Itself a work of art
In this room have been gathered for
ages curios and gems from Spanish
possessions tho world over at a time
when Spain was mistress of the world.
And here in front of the throne hang
chandeliers of rock crystal which have
for generations been the envy of other
Bnropean rulers
Send ns your wSs
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T for 12 piece? or
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distress after eating, dizziness, that
heavy feeling, wind and' pains in
thc stomach and furred tongue, take
before you retire to rest. They
start the gastric juices, assist the
stomach to dispose of the food, encourage good appetite, sound digestion and make you feel life is
worth living.
Sold Everywhere.     In boxes 25 cents.
Itch, Mange, Prairie Scratches and
every form of contagious Itch on human, or animals cured in 30 minutes
by   Wolford's   Sanitary   Lotion.
Husband��� Conic here, Jennie.
There goes the woman George Brown
spends all his spare time with.
Wife (rushing to window)���Why,
that's George Uiown's wife.
Husband���Well, I know it is,
Wife���You unite I���Life.
and hides, or tan them for robes, rugs
or coats. N. W. Hide &' Fur Co.,
The statement of a southern clergyman that Kentucky is on a higher
plane, morally, than Massachusetts,
will give thc jokesniiths throughout
the country an opportunity to restate
Will do it and restore tho circulation,
assist nature to repair strained, rup-
���tured ligaments moresiiccossfullytlian
Firing. No blister, no lialr goiio, and
you can uso the horse. $2.00 per bottle,
delivered.   Book 2-C Free.
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Tht Nationil Orjg A Cnamlcal Co* Winnipeg ani Calgarf,
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A   Regiment's   Reputation.
A certain French monarch was the
cause of an exhibition of humor oh -
the part of an officer belonging to the ���
famous Regiment of Orleans. He was
sent to the court with certain intelligence, and, in accordance with the
custom which prevailed then, lie asked that the Cross of St. Louis should
be given to him.
"But you arc very young to have
the Cross of St. Louis," said the king.
"Ah, sire," said the officer, with a
twinkle in his eye, "we do not livo
long in your Regiment of Orleans."
Nearly-nil children are subject to
Worms, and many are born with them.
Spare them suffering by using Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator, the best
remedy of the kind that can be had.
Mrs. Qnimby���Archibald,    do   you
...-   . .... . .      know anything about    theso    people
the old one, now at least fifty years who arc moving in next door?
���old, that tlio difference between Mas- Mr., Quimby���All I know about
snciuisotts and Kentucky is that ono | them is that they are pcoplo ol some
makes shoes ii-nd boots and the other! consequence." Two men. havo just
makes booze and shoots.���Boston Tra-.. carried in the madam's spring hat.���
vcllor. Chicago Tribune.
There is Oniy Ono
That is
Always remember tho  full  name.    Look
for  this   signature  on   every  box.    25o.
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Scientists  now claim that this earth supported living things between 3S  and l)G million years ago, although  lo our mind a year oi" two makes  little difference.  PuiiLisiiKKs of newspapers, especially in B. C, aro working  against their own interest when  they accept business from advertising agencies. Most of the advertising agencies are weak financially  and a nuisance to the, newspaper  profession. They always olVer scab  prices for space, and have more  sail than a book agent in Jerusalem.  IK)MB-THROWTffG CLASSKfi.  "Travelers" in Scotland.    ���������  There is a law in Scotland "'enerons  to travelers. That law grants them  tho privilege of all taverns, and inns  during" prohibition hours. Thus, if you  arrive in -Edinburgh on a Sunday, having traveled; say, from Glasgow, your  innkeeper is bound to serve'you with  willi any sort'of alcoholic refreshment,  albeit the native of Aukl Reekie must  fret and starve bin Snwbath away on  giimcr ale, memories and the auroral  promise, of tomorrow.. But the law,is  inurcifiil. He that has journeyed three  miles is a traveler within the, meaning  of (he act.   Our 1008 patterns of Wall Paper'  put all others completely in the  shade.     Me Rue Bros. -  n  Three Forks, B. C, is the leading  hotel of the city. Mountain trout  and game dinners a specialty.  Rooms reserved by telegraph.  Hugh Niyen, Prop  OLA LOFSTAD   -  PROPRIETOR  Pioneer  otel...  Gfreemaood, B. C.  The oldest hotel in the city, and still  under the same management. Rooms  comfortable, meals equal to any in the  city, and the bar sppplies only the best  Corner of Greenwood and Government  streets.  J. W. JSlelson  fieuuma^ket^otel  Is the home for all tourists  and millionaires visiting New  Denver.   British | Columbia.  HEHHY   STEGE.   PROPR.  Tin-:  egotist   is  him or her alone.  insane.    Lcavt  Jk miuoii is popular  people will believe it.  most of Ihe  jrosT of the churches deal almost  entirely in canned goods.  Maxv a man iu   trying  to  save  ! his soul hasglost- his body.  Ik soiiKiionv sends us the strawberries we, will rustle the cream.  The CfeenTjuood Branch  Nelson  Iron Works!  A   woitKMiss job suits a  great  many people these;languid days.  A noon wife does not come under  the classification of excess baggage.  Is now prepared to make  all kinds of Iron, Brass or  Copper Castings. First-  class    work    guaranteed.  Geo. JK. Holt,   manager.  Painting  and Paper  Ilansing.  Make it a pleasure to selecl your wall  poper by having the Spokane Paint and  Oil Co's Sample.Books bnaight to your  home. The Choicest Patternp, the  .Most Exquisito Coloiings. All New.  No Tiresome Search Among Shop-Worn  AntiqncB.  The Liocaest  Spokane Prices  In your home, at your leisure, and  upon the understanding that you are  under no obligation to purchase. This  is my offer���������send for me now.  geo. H- THomPsofl,  Painter and Paper Hanger,  Third Floor, Mellof Block  CANADIAN  Tun post ollice in Canada is  largely run by the church and the  French.  Is .Tin-: Boundary the big tunnel  scheme is the, only case card left in  tho box.  Tun mineral production of B. C.  last year amounted to nearly S26.-  000,000.  RAILWAY  Summer Excursion Rates  EAST  R.A.BROWfr  FERRY, WASH.  GeneralMerchant  Dry. jGr.oods,   Groceries,  Boots and Shoes,  Stationery,  Hardware,  Tobacco,  Cig'iirs, Etc  Fresh  Eggs  a   Specialty  A Swiom-: was the  die in Prince Rupert,  plague got him.  first man to  The  white  HniTisn Coi.KMiii.v wants the  duty takeir oil' dynamite and mining machinery.  LF.vnicu   certain   conditions   the  v.-iM^t1 ��������� of--men���������t>ftei>���������cum ml b- the  most foolish acts.  THE DOMINION  HOTEL  &  From Greenwood to Winnipeg  Duluth, Fort William, St. Paul  Chicago $ 72 25  New York  108 50  Montreal  105 00  St. John, N. B   120 00  St. Louis    67 50  Toronto    94 40  Ottawa  105 00  Halifax  131 20  Sydney, C. B  13G 90  Tickets on sale May 4 and 18,  June 5, 6, 19 and 20, July 6, 7,  22 and 23, August 6, 7, 21 and 22,  1908. First class, round trip, 90  Day Limit.  Routes���������These tickets are good  via any recognized routes in one  or both directions. To destinations east of Chicairo are good  via the Great Lakes.  For particulars call on local  agents or address  J. MOK. D, P. A., Nelson.  V. H. Mol'IIKKSON, O. T. A.,  Winnipeg, Jlun.  In Fhoenix is situated on a delightful    elevation   and   from   its  windows can be seen all the scenic  beauties   of   this   famous   copper  camp. The excellence of the cuisine  attracts the attention  of all who  are kind to their inner man, and  the bar contains fluids that would  please a Greek god, while it is not  necessary to be up so high in order  to smoke any of the cigars. Miners,  Millionaires and Tourists  always  welcome.  CHAS. H. FLOOD, PROP  Ik i'koplh were lined for.being  sick there would be more health in  every community.  Most of the crime in the world  is roused by people who are mentally or physically sick.  Tin-: world is getting better. For  the first time in years a pa 1 son  called upon us last week.  Tiiksk are the days when the  wood man sits on the benches and  watches the ice man at the bat.  Duncan- has two of the wisest  editors in the country. They have  joined plants and publish one paper.  Canada is the only country in  the world that prohibits free  thought publications from using  the mails.  It is a,  significant ,fact  that all  the men so far charged with throwing bombs, destroying property and  endangering life, in the Cleveland  street-ear   strike   are    foreigners.  Siime of them are scarcely  able io  speiik English, all of them speak it  imperfectly,   and   most   of   them  were born and reared in  Southern  Europe.    And   it is  this  element  which is creating a-reign  of terror  in the United Slates   from the Atlantic to the Pacific.    Occasionally  we   hear   of an   Englishman,   an  Frishman, or a Scotchman showing  a reckless disregcrd  of the  rights  of society  and  an   indifference to  life, but such instances only bring  out in clearer  relief the genius of  the  people  which is  for law and  order and  common  justice  to all.  It is the same with the Scandinavian   people, the  German  and  the  German   and  the   French,   all  of  whom make good  settlers and excellent citizens.  And is it  not  singular'that the  great corporations  of the republic  which  have had  so much experience with the Southern   European,  the bomb thrower and the incendiary, should apparently prefer  him  us a worker to the respectable arti-  zan or laborer from   Great Britain  or    the    countries    of    Northern  Europe?   The immense number of  these undesirable peoples which is  now   to  bo   found in   the  United  Stales   has   been     unquestionably  heen introduced by the great trusts.  And this very  class  is still being  brought in by the corporations and  enniloyedby them in preference to  peaceful" and 'industrious  'immigrants.    Neither the peril to which  their own property is  subjected by  such a policy nor the true interests  of the country  secin  to  have any  effect   in   altering   their    course.  Under the circumstances should not  government take it upon  ilselffhe  to legislate, not  against individuals, but peoples���������as it does  in fact  in the case of the Chinese���������and say  that except.under certain  circuin-  slances a man fo  gain   admittance  to the UnitedStalesjmust have been  born north   of a  certain  degree of  latitude.    Tt will not be long before  Canada  will   be  disturbed  by the  same evils that the' United  States  isjj and through the same policy of  immigration. The Dominion might  j"������in   with   the  republic in an   arrangement  which   would keep  all  America free of the anarchist  and  the assassin.���������Daily Province, Mav  27th, M)0S.  The human sponge absorbs anything but water.  Largest stock of jewelry in the  Boundary to select from. - E. A.  Black, Phoenix.  7 Dealers in  I ������ pfssh and Salt Meats, Fish an&.Pdaltpy. &  t I Shops in nearly all the towns of Boundary and  ���������IS the -Kootenay.  g e������^e������so������������������������s������������������������3:j?s������������������������ffi6������ae9Sffiai������������'������tt���������)ea���������0aQ>SOffiS  ������������:^esoessaaio������������ogMsa������������s������������a������o������8������iB������������������������o8������������a*������8ae������iffl������������ae������eS  Only a rich ' man   can   afford   lo  wear a misslit suit. /  The Columbia cigar is a large  and free-smoking cigar. Jt is sold  in all mountain towns and made,  in .Nelson. ������  A   man   was   never  kicked  talking too little.  foi  ' The Ivoolenay Cigar Co. of Nelson have, in the Royal Seal a cigar,  that is known and .smoked between  the wheat country aud tho blue  Pacific.  Too    many    men's    charity   is  limited to giving advice.  Kings Liquer Scotch Whiskey  ���������-������������������''  12 Years-Old  J. \V. Hunncstor's-White Port."  .     '   ,las. J-lonnessy & Co's b-Star Brandy.  GREENWOOD LIQUOR  CO.  iVlPORTERS, GREENWOOD, B. O.  rt  5^o������e������ej^oos<^i������3<^ooffi������������������������������o������<ia������<j������������^������������9(99(Be(5������e08eCeaJ'  The Kootenay Belle reigns supreme in many a camp. It is a  cigar that brings delight and appreciation wherever smoked.  ���������  A good cyclone will  lift  almost  anything���������except a mortgage.  "Wedding rings made. Diamonds  mounted. Work that will stand  comparison. E. A. Black, Phoenix.  - The more a man owes the more he is  apl to be sought.  HgaMaHKK^ramtmtffiWME^^  When you want a monument or  headstone, write to the Kootenay  Marble Works, Nelson, B. C.   '    *  r.s under, the management of Greig & Morrison. The  rooms are comfortably furnished, and the bar contains  the best brands'of wines, liquors and cigars.  Is the best apoointed Restaurant in the. interior.of  Britith Columbia. The best cooks aud most attentive  waiters only employed.    Open all the time  A man who eats pie with  ally pays for what he gets.  it knife iisii-  rs. flkx. greig, Proprietress.,  At the age of sixty most heroes would  like to exchange their laurel wreaths for  hair.  Both the miser and the spendthrift  think each  other foojish���������and thev are.  At tiii-; recent amateur dramatic  performance in New Denver not a  single egg was presented to any of  the actors.  O.Ni-: bad lemon will spoil a whole  box, and one hack-biting, faultfinding woman will poison a whole  neighborhood.  Tin-; mining industry of B. C.  would thrive better if "the duties  on dynamite and mining machinery  were removed.  A Witty Peasant.  MINKRAL   ACT.  Certificate of Improvements.  NOTICE.  'Coin Fractlonnl'viiiKl'Anchor'Mlnernl Claim?.  Sltimto in tlio Orceiiwood Mining Division  of Yalo District.   Wliero located: In llorac-  hIioc Mining Camp on Main Kettlo rlvor.  TAK KJNOTICE that I, James Ernest Spnnltlo,  Krfo Miner's Certllicnto No. B 14237, Intend,  sixtv days from the dato hereof, to apply to the  Mining- Recorder /or CortlHcates of Improvements  for the purpose of   obtaining Crown  nelson, B. 0.  GKO. I'.  WK1.LH,  Proprietor  TOM KINS,I  iMiiiiiijri'r.  And (farther tnko notice that action, under  Section 37, nuiHfc he commenced beforo tho ls-  siiaiico of such Certificate* of Improvements.  Dated this 1st day of.Itine. A. D. 1908.  JAMES E. SPANKIE.  First-class in everything.  Steam heat,  electric  light,  private   baths,  in every room,  lories in  B.   O.   First-class  bar and barber shop.  Orchestra every evening  during dinner hours.  'Bus meets all trains.  A dam and Eve were our original  parents, but they did not have a  marriage certificate, or even a family bible iu the front room.  Tino majority of people who have  to be, or think they have to be,  operated upon for appendicitis, are  victims of the pill habit, both before and after the operation.  Tin-; B. C. government should  carry a large standing ad in all the  provincial papers setting forth the  resources and attractions of this  undeveloped.province.  A Prrrsiumci preacher denounces  many of his profession for being  grafters and sitting in the lap of  society instead of blockading the  broad road and turning sinners  Telephone into Christ's pastures  Finest lava  LlQt/Olt   IAVKNHH   ACT.  JfrmOE in horoby fjlvnn Unit I. John W.  O'Urkn of O-mwwood. B.C. intond to apply  to lliu SUiperlntcndont|of Provincial Police At  the oxjjiriillon of ono month from the date  horoof for a renewal of tJui Hotel License now  held by me In rwncct of tho premises known  an tho vcndome Hotel nltnato at Anaconda, U.O.  DuUkI thla 6th dny of May. 1IK>H.  J. W O'BRIEN,  FOttM NO. i), LAND ACT.  Ttnlo Lund District, District of Hlinlllcu-  iin.'on.  TAKE NOTICE that I, Valentino Dynes, of  Nelson, II. C. occupation Anent, Intend to  apply for pormiSHloii to purchasd tlio following  described lands! Commi'iicliitfiiU |io,-l iilniili'il  10 chains east of the N, VV. corner of Im iii.'Ki.  thonco north zn chains, tlmnce west so chains  IlieiieenorlhKO clinins, fln-ncu west w idialns,  tlienco south 40 chains, thoncu mist Hi chains to  post of bcffhuilriK, iiontninliiif IM) acres more or  le-M VALENTINE DVNKH,  p. *  , .    ���������    , E.G. Smith, AkoiiI."  Dutod April 1th. 1WXJB. ��������� '  A HAit'iiKit iu London every Sunday charges four cents for a shave  aud gives every customer a glass of  beer. The barbers in B. C. would  do a roaring business if they would  adopt the same rule.  B. 0. hokneuy is to bo shown in  England by moving picture shows.  It is grand enough, for the world  to see, and a feast for any soul.  We can live on it with a side order  of beans and bacon.  A wish man has said that one  half of our diseases are iu our  minds, and tho other half in our  houses���������that being the wise, if we  got rid of our minds and our  houseii, we will never bo sick,    It  A thunderstorm overtook the Kmper-  or Francis .Joseph of Austria when out  ."hooting, in IS73, with old Emperor  William of Germany and Victor Hinan-  uel. The three monarehs got separated  from their party nnd lo-;t their whv.  They were drenched to the skin, and,  in search of shelter, hailed a peasant  driving ;i covered cart drawn by oxen  alon������" tlie.hijrh road. The peasant took  up the royal trio and drove on.  '"And who may you he, for von are a  stnino-ei" in these parts?" he asked alter  awhile of Emperor William.  " T ."im the Emperor of Germany," replied his Teutonic majesty.  " Ua, very good," said" the peasant,  and then luldressing Victor Ivinmanuel,  "and you, my friend? "  " Why, f am the King of Italy," came  the prompt reply.  "Ha, ha, very good indeed! And  whonrcyour"' nddrtsMii-j Francis Joseph.  " F inn thc Kmpeor of Austria," said  tint hitter,  The pcapant then scratched his head,  and said with a knowing wink, " Very  good, and who do you suppose I .'1111?"  ���������Their majesties' replied that they  would like; very much to know.  ���������|' Why, r um His Holiness, the Pope."  This story reminds us of 11 little incident which occurred when William If.  Seward was Governor of New York  and Thurlow Wood was the great politician who controlled the state.  Seward was riding with the driver of  a Htitirc!. coach on the driver's seat lu  northern Now York,- and the driver's  eiuioKily was excited to know who Seward wiiB, so he asked him if ho was a  traveling preacher. Seward said "No,"  and two or three times more tho driver  suggested things to which' Soward un  awered, "No," unlil finally the driver  Haiti, " Well, Mister, who tiro you, anv  how?"    ���������  ."Governor of New York," said Soward. .-';.-.  " Oh, get out," said thu driver.  "Then you don't believe that?"  'No,not TniK.'h."  Just thou they were, oiitei'hig a village  and Seward saw, at (lie side of the  street, a nian ho knew, so ho told the  driver lo stop, and said to the limn,  "Mr, , am I tho Governor of New  Vork?;' '  "No, by ihtimlor/'Hftlil the rniui.   ���������  "Who is, ilien?"  "Thurlow Weed,"  -Geo. T. Angoll.  Business is business unless the customer happens to he a woman, iu which  case it becomes strategy.  A Frenchman's Idea of 0:lf.  But your game of golf! Oh,  yes, I" know heem ! You put on  the tunic red,-so red as ze Ingleesh  rosbif nnderneath-done. You strap  your sack of bended-head sticks on  ze back of a boy twice so small as  ze boy. He scrape a mud pudding to make balance a leetle white  ball. He make three bad tries to  balance him. then very angry you  call loud : " Four!"' Then you  what you call address ze ball, and,  ma foi, your address sometimes is  of language to make afraid. You  strike and ze ball he find himself  in ze bonkaire. You call aloud for  ze nibelungen stick, and. beat ze  dust till your partner say : " Jfo,  clmkit !" You. say���������, 'but, my  friend, I excuse myself to repeat  what you say. Ah ! my friend,  you are a great nation, but your  golf game gives me what you Ingleesh call ze hump.  Tlie Ledge, $2 a year.  sy  \Wm:  Is the best furnished hotel in the Houndary  district. It is heated with steam and  lighted by electricity. Excellent sample  rooms. The bar is always abreast of- the  .times, and meals are-served in the Cafe  at any "hour, day or night.  CliaSo ncCIiLrag,9  A house furnished with the best, most artistic,  useful and in all that goes to make a home comfortable and pleasing to the eye at reasonable prices,  drop a line to D. J- Bobertson & Co. at .Nelson, B.  C.    Goods guaranteed the Best for the price  OR THE BELL PI  SaBaaaas^&z&g^raaaa^^  Tobaccos, Pipes, and all other  Smokers' supplies. Next door  to Pacific hotel.  vj ���������   X .  Frank Fletcher  Pi������Ovr\(.7Ai, La.vn Subvryor,  .   Nelson, B. C.  NOTICE..  H BANK   OF [MONTREAL P  33j ESTABLISH :D   1817. E  hj   PAID   UP   CAPITAL, $14,000,000.' REST," $1 1,000,000 El  fRj UNDIVIDED PROFITS. $422,689.98 Hrj  jjrjj   0(:n<-'r"'11 Bnnklut' Business Transuded.    Draft, issued on nil points, anrt Collcc p  fp3j tions made at lowest rates tH  m   SAVINGS BANK DEPARTMENT   }   VJ. F. PROCTOR, pj  FJV[]    INTEREST ALLOWED AT CURRENT RATES    /MANAGER GREENWOOD BRANCh fM  I'^IIIEElilflrf!]^^  IN THE JMTTKR of tho Land I{e������Mi-y Act  nnd in Uie matter of tlio tltlii tn part ol l.jt i.i.  Work L. Mn|i liJ, GiO'jnwood City.  WifRUEAS tlie Cert Ilk-ale of Title i.f .Mm  M. Crojilcv, In-Ill^' CiTtlfieiitii of Title No. i'ski-i  to tliu above hereditaments, has been lost or de-  Ktro,vt'i| iiml application ha-, been made tn me  for n duplicate thereof.  NO'l'rOI-: is liorcliy iflvon that a duplicate C'cr-  filicitenf Title to tlin above hereditaments will  Im Nuiipil nt tho I'ipiratlori of one month from  tliiMlntu ol'ilnilirst publication hereof unle:ia  iu tlm meantime valid objection to the contrary Is made to me In wiitiiiR.  Lund UeKi-itry OfIli;e,l  Kniriloopa, U. C, June fith, IPOS.  VV, II. KDMONOS,  District RoKistrui".  MQIIOIl    MUKNSIS    AOT.   J1IOO.  Commercial  Hotel Greenwood  Rooms 25 and 00 cents a night.  MRS. M. GILLJS.  TAKKrNOTICEiJImt.J, .John VV nskuslil  Intend iiriplyliiK to /tho Superintendent  of I'roviiiefal Police, ut tho expiration of ono  moiilli from the date hereof, for an hotel llccneo  for tlio preinlM'S known ns tho Hountiiry Falls  Hotel at Iloundary Fnll.s. II. O.i  Dated thl.s 7th day of .Tuiio, 1IWH.  .JOHN \VASKU?KI.  Mountaineer and Koote,-  nay Standard Cigars.  Made by  U..0. ClNlitt ������ go., nelson  BULBS  From France, Holland and Japan.  SEEDS, TREES, PLANTS ���������  For fall'planting. Reliable varieties at reasouable'^prices. Fertilizers, Bee Supplies, Spray Pumps,  Spraying Material, Cut Flowers,  etc. Oldest established nursery ou  the mainland of B, C. Catalogue  free.  M. J. HENRY  .'11)11) IVchtmliiMter lioiicl.   VANC'OUVKK.  *1  *  ,i'i  vh  m  ���������j-  ��������� \  ^  1  JjytOK   MOKNSl'J   ACT,  11)00,.  TA'KB NOTICR"tlint I. O. A. Kendall, of  Kholt, 11,0.. Iiiiond applying 'to tho .Hnperlu-  teudtiiitof I'rovliiolal I'olico.at Ihe expiration  of oiii! mo nil i from the dale hereof, lor a i oiiewnl  of my hotel llcenso for the piemlsm known as  tho Northern Hotel, situate ut Eholt, I). 0.  Dated tills 7th day (f liny. IOCS  O. A. KK.VDKlif/,  tel  Alexander  PHOENIX,   B.   C.  Is a comforrtiblo homo for  the miner and   traveler.  Good meals and pleasant  rooms.    Pure "liquors and-  friigrarit'cigars in the bar.      "  McGillis & McLaugflilin  PROPRMOTOKS.  MOUOIt    MOUNSE   A������T.  NOT 10R in lioreliy nlven Unit we, Oscar .Inlin.  con iiiiflMwnn (Jui-leon, of Gnicnwood, II, (),.  Intend iui|ilyin������ lo the I.Ii'cimii (JniniiiNHioiiiT,<  for the t'ily uf (ii-eenwiioil.iil, the cv !i,i|Iiiii of  Ihli-ly days from llmiliilu hereof, lor u;.Hitii.-'fiir  to .luuie.i ("aiiieriin of the hotel license hmv bebl  by us In n-'tpecl of Hie pniml.lf.s lilloi- n '���������;���������< I I'm  Victoria Hotel, situate on IM :M, 111. i It U\  Mii|i 21, Copper Hli'Mot, lu the Oily of Ureemvood.  Dated this fith (lay of May. A. U, IIKIH.  OSCJAH .fOHNHOrt  SWAN  0AKD90N  KASLO  HOTEL  KASLO B. O  bj  a  t'oiiilVii initio  !k,ii,i.  fur all  whii inivfl lo i Inn. t iiv.  ' ������  '(.'OC.'KLK 'ti' F'AI'WfjjJTH.-  .T^EJWpHT'HpOSE'.-.  Nelson. B.C., is run on the  the Auicrican nnd Kuropcan  plan.".Notltiugyellow about  .      the house except the gold in  't'"e safe.  MaIot?e ���������.���������.������������������-&���������   TiTcgillas  Arlington - Hotel  F. E. GEIFFITH, PROP.  The HoTKr. of. Si^ooan City, B. C.  Headquarters   for  mining   and/'"  commercial men ; the homo of tl/     ".  rancher, the lumberjack and pv/    >  pector.    Como onco 'and you wh.    '  come again;  Job Printing at Tho Ledge.  The Kootenay Saloon  Sandon, ��������� I). 0., hiis n line oi "nerve  bniccrs .unsurpassed in ntiy nioiio-  -' tulii town ot the Great:West. A  Klii8������ of nqtia pura given free with  spirits mcnli.  I.


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