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Array '   ���������*���������%.  .Vol'.   XVI."  GREENWOOD, B. C," THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1909.  No. 22*  a**'-*-"*-****'--^-^^  On-Friday, the 10th of December, 1 will make a 15 per cent,  cut on.all pur entire stock' of Dry Goods, Ladies' Shoes, Furs',  etc. Said sale to continue -for two weeks at the old Barclay &  Co. stand, Greenwood, B. C. *r' *.  Dry Goods.  C. F. S  Millinery  RK  Boots ancl Shoes.  sa������-tf>S!?^s-ssa*;s*������K3*������'--������^  ��������� V"*"*! ltyfy/fy^^y^^Q/%i^^^^'&^Q/iy&Qf$/9ifa-*StZ fV-sV-^/^sV^^ty^iV^ iS  Just Arrived, Another Carload.  Russell-Law-Caulfield Co., Ltd.  Hardware.   Groceries.    Furnishings.  Crockery.  .     FOR  EVERYONE*  ,<���������* . "���������  Beautiful pieces of Cut Glass, Sterling Silver, Silver  Plate, China, Watches, Rings, Pins and Brooches, at  Prices to Suit Every  Pocket.    Watch our Windows  -  - "'     for New Goods.  k  WI  \jKjini  .'. Jewelers, &reeuwood, B. C.  Dealers'in Fresh ancKSait Moats, Fish,  and Poultry. Shops in nearly all tlie  towns of  Boundary and Kootenay.  COPPER- STREET  g  ���������������������������������������������������������������^������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������s-i*^^  BE  is delicious in taste and free from impurities.   Order  a case or bottle at the earliest opportunity.  rewing => Co*  (Limited.)  The Pride of Western Canada. Phone 13S/Grcen\vood  ^.���������gT-^r-ars^^-i^-^  ���������*���������  PHOENIX, B. C.  Is opposite the Great Northern depot and is a delightful  haven for the weary traveler. Great veins of hot water  run through the entire house, and bathrooms are always at the Fervico of there in search of material  cleanliness. The dining room is an enemy to dyspepsia,  while the artistic appointment of the liquid refreshment  makes the drinks go down Jiko eating fruit in a (lower  garden, The sample rooms are the largest in the mountains and  a pleasure to drummers with big trunks.  JAS. MARSHALL        -       -       PROPRIETOR  teaas  Zk*Ar#W*W&&������WSK^MMit&^<tt-iftX^*^  oV^iSSSSVSSSSXi^SiiiSSSi'^S,  i  g-3^'"---^'"^^  r  La  James Buchanan & Go's  A������K AOT WHITE, AND!  .    HOUSE OF COS  %  f GREENWOOD LIQUOR  OO.  IMPORTERS, GREENWOOD, B. C.  <K)--"*^9'-----3.*'^  I Z8������&Z������2&G������&3:9$������& S3&tes������S !*?  was  ssing iiiroiig'i  It is about time to stir up a municipal campaign.  It ia about timo for hockey to  glide into this city.  John  Barclay  is  taking a look  at Nelson this week.  The funeral of George Henderson'took place last Sunday.  -Midway is en fele today. , Sam  Crowell is just 5.3 years old. ,  Early Tuesday  morning it  five below zero in Greenwood.  F. M. Elkins of Vancouver was  a visitor in the city this week.  Mrs. Siddell left this week for  Grand Forks to j'jiu "her husband.  John Bergman is now foreman  for the Argo Mining and Tunnel  Co..  Letbbridge coal delivered in  Midway by tho carload costs S7.75  a ton.  This is tiie time to buy a Float  and send it to your friends in the  cent belt.  J. W. Nelson of the Pioneer  hotel was taken to tho hospital  this morning.  Charles Patsworth is ill with  pneumonia at the Sally mine near  Beaverdell.  Oscar -Johnson, formerly of tho  Victoria hotel, recently lost an  eye in Spokane.  John Gillum of tho Bank of  Montreal staff will return next  week from his visit to Vancouver.  There has been some life in the  weather'lately aud every night the  thermometer has been flirting with  zero.  The dining room of the Rossland  hotel has been reopened under thc  management of Mrs. George Wel-  wood.  Ola Lofslad still ha-* 100 chickens  and his' boarders aii agree that  they are'.the tei'duofct things this  far north.  Charles A. McClung left od  Tuesday for Prescott, Arizona, lie  will be joined by Mrs. McClung in  a short time...  Mrs. ��������� Fowler demonstrated the  qualit*. of Nabob coffee this week  iu an able and practical-manner  at the store of W. \V. Craig.'  Big Andy Johnson is doing a  large business at the Central hotol  in Phoenix. He is one of the best  Swedes this far north and you cannot lose by dropping in to see him  when in Phoenix.        .  "���������^  A new guaranteed American line of Iron Beds and  Mattresses just received.  A. *   ���������  TE  The Furniture and Stove Man.  PHONE 10.  ��������� ixyis**.*^��������� -a^-n-sr ���������taKfya.^ac-J^i"  F.  JAYNES  A. O. Johnson and.' 'Cliai'lesJIagaii  came down from Phoenix on Monday to have a look at the growing  city of Greenwood.''!  James MeCreath" hr-i returned  from a business trip to the Si m ilka -  nieen. lie reports'business good  in Keremeos and Princeton.  J. II. McMiillin-inspector of provincial police, in company -with  Chief Bunbu'ry, is inspecting the  police system, in the Similkameen  this week. ���������  Jack Dupont, the well known  and popular chef c'ime from Phoenix yesterday'to take command of  tho range on the day shift at the  Windsor cafe.  James Dimmick . and Mrs. Dim-  mi ck will leave for the. coast in a  short time. During thc summer  Jim ran the boarding at tlio Vancouver mine, near Silverton.  Win. Boyle was' buried lust Saturday in the Greenwood cemetery.  The pallbearers, were ,1. P. Flood.  R.- Perry, C. E. Raven, Jas. Adams,  Win, McBride and John Lucy.  In Fernie Johnnie Behind the  Deuce recently took an overdose  of morphine and nearly cashed in.  At latest accounts he was able to  sit up aud reach for two spots.  Quite a'number of Greenwood  men left I'liis week, lo .work on the  railway spur into Wellington camp.  Tho wages aro $2.25 a day, some  of the'station men paying $2  Mrs.   ITiirry  Towns  will  turo conduct the  room in tiie National  hotel,    Mrs  Boyer and children will spend the  winter at Buckingham, Quebec.  J. R, Jackson, M. P. P., was in  the city yesterday. Since the  election he has been busy looking  after the stock on his farm near  Midway. Ho is one of thc wealthiest and most successful ranchers  in B. C, and liis stock farm is a  credit to any country.  There are niiont.I*, hundred men  working on the main s-lream and  West I'"<.rk branch, of.tho JCettlt*-  rivcr. Tho logs are- marketed at  Cascade and the sawmill company  in that town "wants' 12,000,000 feet  next spring. They pay.-about C-4  a thousand feet for logs.   -   -  All the available- material at the  Crescent mine is being moved to  the port-id -of -tho'-'big-tunnel in  Greenwood. Tbe erection of the  compressor building���������is-undcr way  at the-tunnc  ro.  iu fu-  rooras and diuing  .!  md  working early in  tricity will be tho  ���������The Spokai  Alex  Poison,  4 I.  tlie drills wiil bo  January. Elec-  motive power.  e Review states that  a  timber   foreman,  died  in  that   city   last (Saturday  from injuries received while work  ing a steam derrick  at  in: Greenwood.    This  the tunnel  is evidently  Bill  Pickles  ���������ozen.  25c. a  Pastry Baked Daily and Al-  wayc Fresh.  Lakeview ���������**���������*.. Hotel  ��������� NELSON, 13. C.  Employs" All While Help and is  a homo for tho world atJ"S1 n day.  N. MaM.'-'TT*'      -      -      I'liOi'ltll-'TOll  a mistake as no one of that name  has been injured in Greenwood.  Might have been in some other part  of the Boundary.  Tho Trail Smelter company has  recently acquired the No. 7 in  Central camp. About IS acres of  land in thc rich bottom near Boundary Falls luis been bought for a  mill site and it is being surveyed  this week. A tramway will be  built from the No. 7 to the mill,  and the mill will be built and run  ning by a year trom tho first of  this month. This.industry will be  a benefit to Boundary Falls and  Greenwood.  Tuesday morning the house on  tho hiil above the railway station,,  owned by J. B. Desrosiers. and  occupied . by George Swanlund,  was burned. -Mr. Swanlund got  home about 1 o'clock after working  his regular shift at the Mother  Lode mine, and on going into the  kitchen found the place in flames,  lie had just enough lime to get  his wife and child out and a couple  of blankets to wrap around them.  Everything else in tbe house was  destroyed. There was no insurance on the contents of the building. Mrs.'Swanlund'' and child  were taken to his homo by. Mr. i".  Wilson, who lives about a quarter  of a mile distant.  KASLO  HOTEL  -    KASLO B. O  Is a comfortable home for all  who travel to that city.  cocklicc* pAPWOirnr.  I'-mim-nl of r,!i|iinr Llnum-,  Tiikc N'olli'p. Hint I, Sivm-t Dnlil nf MMwiiy.  lii.f.s.'iiit'i.pplyliiK tn lln) .Sii|iPi-inluiisluiilor I'r'o-  vinnliil I'oll'.'c, nt ;tln) nx'iltul Inn nf nni> immtli  fi-nm tliu iliUi' lioroof, for i\ iviioivnl nf my tiuti'l  lleeiiHO for tlio priiiiiUn.'i kuutvn iu lUu ('uiilrsil  llolol ul MMway, II. O.  D-tlttd ^lilii l-tt ilny of Novcmbor, l'J90.  The Ladies' Aid of the Presbyterian chuivli will hold a fair for  tho sale of fancy and useful articles  at the residence of Mrs. Kinney on  Saturday afternoon, December 11,  between 2 and 7:30. Tea will be  served and an" early attendance is  requested.  Tlie Sine Question.  The principal obj-'ct of the convention of mining men of British  Columbia, which will meet in Nel-  win December 15, will bo the discussion of the practicability of  building up a zinc smelting industry in British Columbia and to  remove tho necessity  smellers of tau United States.  At present whatever zinc ore is  produced iu (lie iiit"rior of Uritish  Columbia is smelted in tho United  .State?'. This on account of duty  and freight is an e.\'[-onsivc operation.  Another point whicli will fiar*  lieiil'irly nltccls tlio United State.-' is  in connection with tho market for  for using the  zinc. At present practically all the  zinc'produced in Canada finds a  market in the United'States, but it  is now proposed "to foster the manufacture of zinc in Canada so as to  render the Canadian'zinc miner independent of the United States  market, in which he can only compete under the handicap that the  duty imposes. *  Still another aspect of the situation is the demand on the part of  tho Canadian zinc industry for a  high tariff on the zinc products of  the United States. The United  Slates zinc manufacturers now  have a practical monopoly of the  Canadian market for tho output of  the industries that it is proposed  to establish in Canada. "  The ores of the interior of British Columbia are rich in zine, and  io is hoped to promote an extensive  mining and manufacturing industry which will be of vast import  aiico to the progress of the interior  of British Columbia. It is known  that both the provincial and Dominion governments are impressed  with the importance of the subject  (Mid that they are likely to follow  thesoggestions of the  convention.  Thd gathering will take place at  the instigation of the Ni-lson board  of trade, and thc following matters will be discussed at the meet-  inn- ���������  1. The pstablishmen** of ,a zinc  smplter in this country.  2. The establishment of home  manufactories of zinc products  3. The asking.for  aid for assistance in  experiments.  4. The asking for a bounty on  zinc similar to that at present in  force for lead.  5. The asking for the increase  of tho duty on zinc ore products,  such as spelter, oxides, etc., which  now come into this country, principally from the United States, either  free of duty or at a low tariff.  government  Methodist Bazaar ou Dec. 14th  at McEae's old staud. Lunch served  ���������ill tho afternoon aud evening.  Good programme  Admission free.  Card of  Thanks.  I wish to ��������� express my sincere  thanks to the residents of Greenwood* riding for the, magnificent  vote accorded  me.    At Victoria it  wiil  be my sole concern to safe-  and work for the best interests of tho.district I represent  and the good of the province iii  general. I will ever be ready to  ;ise my influence to secure for the  Boundary district everything that*  might, in reason, be asked for.  J. Ii. Jacksox.  guard  Books, views and Christmas  cards can be bought in any quantity from J. L. Coles.'  A Tough Indian.  Last week in companv with  Sheriff Thorp of Oroville," C. J.  Bunbury arrested a bad Indian  named Sam Pierre near Penticton,  who is wanted across the line  for breaking jail. Tho Oroville.  Gazette says the following about  this bad redskin :  As illustrating the willingness  of Pierre to take desperate chances  Oisicer Bunbury states that at  Okanagau Falls he slept iu the  same room with the Indian, who  was of course manacled. When  they went to the room Pierre laid  down.on one of the beds, and the  olYiccr who had removed his revolver, threw his belt and 'scabbard on the foot of the other bed  and his coat over them. Bunbury  then turned to the dresser as  though to make his toilet, and  could observe Pierre's movements  in ..the looking-glass. No sooner  was tho officer's back turned than  with the noiseless, snake-like movements "traditional with Indians,  Pierre raised up and reached over  for tho belt, supposing the revolver to be in tho sheath. As his  band touched the belt Bunbury let  out a gay haw, haw, and the foiled  Indian fell back with a curse. Had  thc. gun been there and the Indian  got hold of it, the friends of Bunbury would be wearing weeds today.  The dining room of the Rossland  hotel has been reopened. Best of  meals and excellent service.  Anyway  if a man is in debt, it  proves he once had credit.  Windsor  Tho restaurant iii  hotel never closes.  the  Last, 'uimmer fifty claims showing copper were located on Wil-  liums creek in tho Yukon.  oather at J. L.  poets in  The  Coios.         On Swift Itiver in tho Cariboo  ;*00 men are building a giant dam  for the Q.icsiu'l Hydraulic Gold  Mining company. Tlio force will  be increased to S00 mou in (lie  spring nnd ib will taku two years'  tii complete thc work.  Fresh oysters fire a iipccinlty nt  the Windsor hotel cafe.  Tho Columbia cigar is a large  and froe-Hinokiug cigar. It is sold'  in all mountain towns and made iu  Nelson.  I Western Float f  A diamond drill is* now being  used in the. Palmer Mountain tunnel near Loo mis-*.  The >pox mine near Chosaw is  shipping to the Trail smelter.   '  The deer bunting season closed  in thc Slate of Washington November 30.  James Goodyear of Bridesville  shipped a calf-to Greenwood which  weighed, when dressed,38S pounds.  The calf was six mouths old. i  Up tho Arrow lakes there are;  12,000 acres of fertile land in Fire  Valley and a little over fifty settlers. In tho valley this year  W'm. Williams raised a crop of  Timothy that averaged threo tons  to the acre.  Fernie is now lit with electricity*  for the first time since the big fire.  At High Jliver in Alberta the  farmers sell the best wheat in the  world at 70 cents a bushel. Ic is  taken to Minneapolis where it sells  for ������1, is turned inlo flour and  t.onic of it finds i!s way back to  Alberta in that form. High River  should grind its own wheat.  The coal miners won the strike  at Edmonton.  For Christmas send your friends  a cop}' of Float. You can get a  copy at tbis oflice for 25 cents.  Mar On, tbe Chinese merchant,  will build a brick store iu -Blair-  more.  Ilarry Matlipson is developing a  coal mine of his - own near Blair-  more.  Iu Fernie upon election day a  lady Socialist  appeared  upon  the  streets dressed in  red from hat to  shoes.  At Kootenay landing 50 men are  building a now wharf. The head  diver on the work receives 650 a  day.  Jay Jay Atherton is now ia tlie  real estate business at Creston.  P. K. Godfrey has sold his wholesale liquor business in Creston to  Poole & Smith.  Michel has been made a customs  outport.  Ontario has a surplus of about  half a million dollars, while B..C.  has ovf-r six millions in the bank.  A short time ago in 36 hours ������6  inches of snow fell at Glacier.  Near Princeton IS.000 acres of  coal lands have recently been  staked  by a Vancouver syndicate.  Seattle and other coast cities  have had plenty of snow this week.  Sol Cameron will build a four-  story hotel in Prince Rupert.  Vancouver people have bought  the Bonanza gold mine on Sheep  creek for ������40,000.  It is reported tha*} the Big Ledge  on the Arrow lakes has been sold  to New York men. It is a-zinc  proposition with 300,000 tons of  ore in sight.  J. T. Hillis has taken a two  years' lease and bond upon the  Alma M, near Nelson. It is a  gold proposition, owned by J. J.  Malone and others.  That portion of the V., X. & E.  railway between Princeton and  Hedley has been taken over by  the operating department of the  Great Northarn aud a regular train  service will be inaugurated in a  few days.  John Love has sold his drug  store in Hedley to F. M. Gillespie.  Dr. Willans will move this month  from Hedley to Prince Rupert.  Dr. McEwen will take hi3 place iu  Hedley.  JCing E-lward greatly admired  the exhibition of Kaslo fruit now  on show in Loudon and J. W.  Cockle may yet become a knight.  In Southern Alberta the ravages  of wolves has become so great that  tho bounty has been rnisad to 850  on full-grown wolves aud $20 for  cubs. Here is a good thing for B.  C. gun men.  Captain Seaman is very ill in  the Vernon hospital with typhoid  fever.  The curlers in Kelowna gave a  ball last Fiiday night.  Maxey Crow now has three  cigar stores in Vancouver.  A boom is browing at Orient.  W. H. Brooks has started it  paper at Kettle Falls, Wash, called  The Scimitar.  The Vermilion Forks Co. near  Princeton arc installing h hoidling  and mining plant. Next month  50 miner.1* will bo employed and it  is expected that in a short time  the mine Will bo shipping 400 tons  of coal daily. The railroad ^will  use 50 tons a'd ly of this coal.  Trail now has an amateur dramatic society containing twenty  members', and already through the  smelter Hiuoko tho dramatic stars  htly.  In Trail all children coasting on  the sidewalks will be fined and  their parents will have, to pay.'  The coasting nuisance should be  .-topped in ail towns.  ��������� The loe.'il option vote in Princeton was 51 for and 52 against.  Regular trains are expected to  be running into Princeton this  week, connecting [temporarily at  Oroville.  The V., V. & E. railway is to  be pushed westward from Prince-,  ton, and it is likely thai rock work  will be clone all winter.  Kaslo fruit is now being exhibited iu England. This week it  is in London and it will be shown  all over tho United Kingdom.  Kaslo knows how to advertise, and  J. W. Cockle knows how to ship  fruit abroad that will make his  district famous.  Bill Bristol died in Hope last  month. He was a veteran of the  Cariboo.  Thomas Brad-haw is negotiating  for the Great Northern hotel in  Hedley. He has closed his hotel  at Fifteen Mile creek.  At the recent election the following was the result of the poll at  the places below :  Sbatford.   Elmhurst.  Beavorilili     8     - 2  Weslhridge' 17  - 1  Rod? Creek 10 'l  Biidesvillc ."85 ��������� 13  sSi-lloy 10 11  Camp McKinney  5 .        0  Fair view .' 28 9  T. W. Paterson has been appointed lieutenant-governor of this province, ne has lived in B. C since  1S.**5 and followed railway contracting successfully.  Merritt is advancing rapidly and  will soon have a shoeshine stand in  its midst. It is also reported that  traces have been found of tho lost  fire brigade.  While attempting to save some  goods from his burning house at  I'vVestholme, Captain Edward Bark-  ley was burned to death. He was  80 years old and a grandson of the  famous navigator, Captain Charles  Barclay, wLo sailed along the B.  C. coast in 17S7.'  In B. C. parties claiming tho  bounty on big horned owls must  in future produce the head and not  the legs, as hitherto.  At Republic R. J. Howard is  now manager of the New Republic  mine: * - ' ������������������- '-���������---.,-       ���������������������������-.-.���������  At White Horse the river froze  suddenly one day last month. All  the v.atives who were in swimming  at the time escaped to tho shore by  rattling their teoth. From now on  sunstrokes will be scarce in White  Horse.  Ross Thompson is reported to  have some mining claims at Yler-  inglou, Nevada, upon which aro  large deposits of copper ore.. If so  Ross may again see the old days of  Rossland.  In Fort George the majority of  the ladies belong to church and  will not dance on Sunday.  Henry Furman, a cook, was recently found dead in his room at  an hotel iu Oroville.  A Vancouver real estate firm is  opening two branch offices in England.  Nelson people are desirous that  Harry Wright should have a position in the provincial cabinet. As  he has served in the legislature before, his. chances-are good for obtaining the position.  Premier McBrido and his wife  are on a visit to California.-  While carrying bread into a  Vancouver house in a wire basket  the basket touched a broken telephone wire and instautly killed  Charles Pearce. Tho broken wire  must have  crosso.1   one  of high  aro shining bri  Wo will  have  an extra largo  stock of jewelry for tho holidays.  Particulars later.     E.  A'.  Black,  he Jeweler, Phoenix.  voltage.  Kenneth McLean, who found  tho Atlin gold fields, is on a visit  to his old home in Nova Scotia.  During November there were 133  cases tried in the police court n.o  Victoria.  The Trail smelter has bought tho  Ikcda mine on Queen CharloU'i  islands for $200,000. A smelter  will be built near the property.  Herr Oberlander iB a milliouairo  and employs 3,000 people at his  cotton factories in Bohemia. IIm  was fined in Fernie a short timo  ago for violating the provincial  giiue laws and has appealed tlm  cas*3.    ���������  The Granby blew in its eighth  i-nliirgrd furnace last week and  this smelter can now handle ab::us  5,000 tons of ore daily. With tlm  exception of a smelter in Montana, it is the largest in tho world.  A rich strike has been made on  thc Tip Top in Skylark camp. In  tlie main Bhaft about sixty feet  from the surface 10 feet of ore has  been struck, rulining about ?29 a  ton in gold silver aud copper.,(  In Phoenix, at tho residence of  hor sou, Julius Carson, Mrs. Sarah  Tufts died, aged 7(3 years.  Kodaks and photographic supplies at McRno Bros,, Phoenix.  Wlddowoon, Assayer, Nelson, 8. C-  mswkWSMdmmxm THE   LEDGE,   GREENWOOD.   BRITISH  COLUMBIA.  L  How the German Cobbler Was  Saved from the Poorhouse.  FUNERAL HE DIDN'T ATTEND.  Why the Old Shoemaker Reopened His  Shop After Announcing It Would Be  Closed Owing to "Death" of His  Mother-in-law.  [Copyrluht,  By  11)09.  M.  QUAD.  by  Associated Literary  Press.'  NE lime -dat dago shoemaker  on der block below like to  ruin my peesness, and so he  gives out dat all customers  shall be preset) led. with a*,Teddy bear  free. It vims a very leetle bear, but  der peoples vlnint him. Husbands und  wives who don't have any children  lake deir shoes to der dago. Some  men'sixty years old cry for dose bears.  Il knocks my trade ail to pieces In  one week, and my wife cries out dot  we shall be in do poorhouse. Dot  leetle "-"lieriiiiui tailor drops in to see  me, unci vhen he hears how It vhas  he says:  "Vlii-il. don't I toll you so?   Don't I  say you don't  understand der Aineri-  "TOOK  NOTICE."  can    peoples   unci   can't   get   along'  Hans,  I   vhas your friend, und  1  ad  vise you to go back to Shermany.  Dis  country  vhas 100 soon for you,  und  you can't catcli on."  But I don't go back to Sherman?. I  go out in my back yard und sit down  under a plum tree und do some thinking. 1 ihink for two hours, and den a  big joy comes into my heart. .\s  wife vbants to know vhat it vhas, und  I tell her:  "l'ou shust keep quiet und we shall  have roast beef every day for dinner. 1  vhas a plot. 1 vhas a scheme. 1 vhas  some plans."  Dot night I make a big sign und  put her in my shop window. 1 get der  druggist to help me, und we make her  in three languages.   She reads:  TOOK i\'OTlCE.-My inudder-in-  law vnas dead, und Uis snop vnas  closed tor iliree days. Taut; your  cobbling li) Her dago, v.-no does it  cneup una good.  somepnddy's mudder-ln-law stop all  peesness vhen she dies? Is It some-  lings lo me If she lives or dies?"  "If you go by der dago he vliill give  you a Toddy benr."  "Der dago und his Teddy bears be  hanged!. I go by any shop I vhant to.  Shust now I come by. your shop, und  you shall fix oop dese shoes or have  some rows mit me."  Dere vhas some tears In my eyes for  my mudder-in-law, but I take, In der  shoes, in ten minutes more a tall nnd  solemn man mit some shoes in a paper  comes In und says:   '.  "1 goes by here a few minutes ago  und sees your sign.   So you have lost  her?"  "Yes." ., .  ,, ..  ,  ���������"Vhas she werry old?"  "About eighty."  "Und she vhas good?"  "She vhas some angels."  "Vhell. let us hope she vhas gone to  dot better land.    You say you shall  shut oop shop for three days?"  "Yes."  "To grieve for her?"  '".''���������Yes.'" "  "Vhell, you vhas some shackass If  you do! But you won't do.sooch a  thing. Der poobllc has shoes to be  mended, und It vhas your duty to  mend 'em. Do you believe I wear a  shoe mit a hole In It because your  mtiddei'-in-law vhas dead? No, sir.  if you shut oop dis shop 1 go by der  police about it."  "Vhy don't you go by the dago  shop?"  I says.  "None of your peesness. I go vhere  I like. Make a good job of dese shoes  or yon vhas some dead Dootchmans."  Und den (he plumber comes Iu. Lie  vhas a sharp man, aud I don't believe  It of him, but he has some shoes to  be fixed, und he says:  "Look a-here, Elans; you can't shut  this shop oop for three days."  "But If my mudder-in-law dies?"  Public Wants Shoes Repaired.  "Then let her die. The idea of your  mooning around for three days for an  old mudder-in-law Is all foolishness.  The public vhant some shoes mended,  und you have got to be here to do It.  Suppose my mudder-in-law dies. Do  I shut oop my shop and cry around  for three days? Not any. I go by  der funeral, aud den I vhas ready for  peesness again. If some water pipes  burst und I vhas three days avhay  vhat would peoples say of It?"  "Dot   dago   cobbler   vhas   a   good  man."  "Dang der dago!"  "Und  he  gives  a Teddy  bear  mit  every ceir-^ patch he puts on."  "Hang liTs Teddy bears! Look at  me in my eye. You bury dot old  woman In two hours und be back  here at work. If you don't do it dere  shall be sooch a row around here dot  your shop falls down."  It vhas der same mit fifteen peoples.  Vhen I don't vhant some work dey  rush it in on me; if 1 vhant some  work dey go by der dago's. I take in  two weeks' repairing in one day, und  vhen der leetle Sherman tailor comes  around again be bears about it uud  says:  "Vhell, Hans, inaype you vhas not  sooch a big shackass ash 1 believe you  vhas, but 1 dunno���������I duuno."  TOOK   HIM  BY SURPRISE.  A Fresh Young Lawyer's Unexpected  Experience With a Witness.  A fresh young lawyer bad the Insane  Idea that bulldozing a witness brought  about tho best results. He was the defendant's attorney In an Important  case and naturally was anxious to  win. One of the witnesses fc;r the  plaintiff was a youngster of perhaps  sixteen years of, age, red headed, had  a pugnacious hang to liis jaw, and as  he took his seat in the witness chair  he gazed about the courtroom as If he  felt perfectly at home. Then the  young lawyer got at him.  "What's youi   name?"  bellowed the  exponent of Blackstone.  "Bill," was the quiet response.  -"Bill-what?"  ,"Bill Watt," repeated the boy.  "Now, see here, young man. don't get  new.    1  want your name, and quick  too.   Again, what Is It?"  "Bill Watt-Watt-Watt-Watt-that  Is it. Do you want me to whistle it?"  saucily replied the youngster.  "Oh, I see���������your name Is Watt���������  W-a-t-t, eh?" said the lawyer as the  audience grinned.  "You're on!"'spoke the boy.  "Now, BUI Walt, pay strict attention  to the question I'm going to ask you.  Listen! Isn't It true that you have  sometimes been called a prevaricator?".-  "Come again!" was the reply. "I  didn't get in right on that."  "A prevaricator, one'* who tells fibs.  You know what fibs are, don't you?"  explained the attorney.  "Well, I guess I'm not one of thoso  prevaricator things���������uot by a long  shot! You've got the wrong child, old  scout," saucily remarked the red head,  "Very well," replied the lawyer. "Wo  will let that pass. But, now, Isn't it  true that your father never brought  you up In a proper manner? Isn't it  true that he ls rather .shiftless, never  works, makes your mother take ia  washing and"���������  "Say,   you���������you"���������    The   boy   tried  hard to get the words in.  /'And  isn't   it   true,"  continued  tbe  lawyer, "that he is, in fact, a sort of  loafer and a"���������  "Hold on! Hold on, there!" cried the  boy, this time so everybody could hear  him. "What's the use of askin' me  them questions.'.._Why don't you ask  pop hlsself? He's sittin' over there on  the jury!"���������New York Times.  HARVEST CUSTOMS.  Dot leetle tailor pomes in shust ash  1 have der sign ready, und he reads.it  und holds oop liis bands und says:  "Hatis, dot vlias your finish: By 10  o'clock tomorrow niorniug you vhas iu  bankruptcy. Neffer before did 1 know  a man to advertise his rival in peesness."  Der tailor believes I vbasa fool, but  1 don't say much. I wait to see. It  vhas shust after daylight next morning when soini' one hammers on my  door" und wakes me oop. My wife  says it vhas bankruptcy come to take  me to sbail. but vhen i get down  stairs 1 tiud a milkman mit n pair of  boots in bis band.  "Look here, cobbler, vhat does dis  sign mean?" be asks.  "Shust nke she reads."  '���������You shut oop your shop for three  dnysV  '"Yes."  "Because your mudder-in-law vhas  dead?"  "Yes."  "Und you say der people shall go to  dago?"  "Yes."  "Vhell, I like to tell you dot you  don't shut oop dis shop for one hour.  Der public won't stand for it. It vhas  nottlngs to us If an old woman dies.  Do you belief we go to der dago because you say so? No mooch. You  don't run dis town yet."  "But you take your repairs to der  dago." I says.  "Yes. I lake some, but now I change.  1 see dot sign und come here, und you  shall fix up my shoes, nere dey rhas.  1 must have "cm. tomorrow morning.  Not a word, now���������not a word. Let  your old mudder-in-law bury herself."  Laughs to Himself.  When dot milkman vhas gone 1  laugh (o myself. I know I vhas all  K. O. Iii ten minutes an Iceman comes  around der corner in a hurry, and  vhen he sees me I.-** calls out:  "I vhas going home for some shoes  to be fixed oop. Don't you move until  I vhas back."  "But   my  shop  vhas  shut oop   for  three days."  ...   "Don't you sliut her oop for three  minutes.   If you do I break der door  down."  "Hut my mudder-in-law"���������  "Never mind her.   I'm not going tn  wear a leaky pair of shoes around because your mudder-in-law takes It into  her head to die,  I'll be back in urteen  alio u let*."  I   don't get  half enough   breakfast  vhen dere comes a great kicking on der  shop door, und vhen I open It a woman   stands   here,    Sho   lives   only   a  block  nvhay  for five years,  but she  never patronizes me.    She bus some  shoes In her band, unci sho vhas bare-  houded, und she looks fierce und says:  "So you  think you vhas der Tammany  of dis  neighborhood,  do you?  You  believe  you can  shut oop your  shop shust vhen you please, eh?"  "But my mudder-ln-law vhas dead,  lon't you see?"  "I don't euro n nln for dot.    Docs  Imperfect  Equipment.     -  "I wonder if hunters bad any kind  of equipment in Nimrod's day!" mused  the sallow student.  "Of course not." said the up to date  youth. "They hadn't invented cameras  and press agents iu those days."���������Baltimore American.  His Break.  Dr. P. S. Henson once delivered his  lecture on "Fools" at the New York  Chautauqua. In introducing him Bishop Vincent said:  "Ladies and gentlemen, we are now  to listen to a lecture on 'Fools' by one"  (the audience,vb-roke Into a roar of  laughter, and'after it had died away  Bishop Vincent added) "of the most  brilliant men In America."  Dr. Herison rose and, with a genial  smile, said, "Ladles and gentlemen, I  am not so great a fool as Bishop Vincent" (another roar of laughter, after  which the speaker added) "would have  you believe."  Quaint Ceremonies  When  the  Grain  Is Garnered. <  In many places there are curious  and quaint customs connected with  the gathering in of harvest. They all  boar a certain resemblance to eacii  other, but have different designations.  ..'���������When   the   last   shock   of.   corn   on  the farm has been cut in Devonshire,  a cry is heard from one of the reapers:  "I've gotten it!"  "What hast tha' gotten?" shout the  others.  "I've gotten the neck!" yells the  first.  As the reaping has been ^rapidly  nearing its completion, the oldest laborer goes round the field picking the  best ears of corn he sees in each  sheaf. These he ties together, and  intricately plaits into a sort of broom,  topped with the ears. This is called  the "neck," or "knack," and when  tlie cutting of the last corn is heralded with the shout, "I've gotten  it!'"- the reapers gather together, and  stand in a circle round the man holding the "neck." He stoops to the  stubble with it, and the ring .of reapers, holding their hats in both hands,  likewise bend to the ground. Rising  upright, and stretching their arms  and hats above their heads, they  slowly chant, in harmony, "The neck"  three times..,,Then they burst into  triumphant shouts, "We have 'unV  We have 'un! We have 'un!" Round  goes the cider-pitcher, and, with acclamations, the plaited neck of corn  is escorted to the farmhouse.  There it is delivered to the farmer,  with the chorus, "A neck, a neck, a  neck! Well cut, well bound, well  shocked!" The little bundle of corn  is hung from the kitchen ceiling, and  remains there until displaced by the  "neck" of the next harvest. To lose  or part with this "neck" is to invite  misfortune  and disaster.  In Cornwall the last sheaf of corn  is also called thc "neck," and is  decorated  gaily  with  blue ribbons.  In Yorkshire, where the clergyman  is still often called upon to cut the  first corn "of the harvest, the last  sheaf is. simply called "the kern."  Its fall before the sickle is proclaimed  by shouts of ."We've gotten it!" And  the reapers escort the kern home. It  is dressed in a white frock, with colored ribbons, and crowned with  wheat-ears. At the kern supper whicli  follows, this kern baby is enthroned  in the barn, and supposed to preside  overthe feast. The well-known harvest supper comes later, to mark the  end of the gathering-in, and is called  the "mell   supper."  The really interesting customs are  those which attend the cutting of the  last sheaf. It symbolizes the corn  god; and, though its original meaning  has been forgotten, it is celebrated  in various parts of the country.  CHILDHOOD   AILMENTS.  Mont of the troubles that affect little ones may be traced  to the stomach and bowels, and  if these are put right the child  will get well and thrive well.  Baby's Own Tablets cure all  stomach and bowel troubles and  all the other minor ailments of  babyhood and childhood. The  Tablets are easy to take and  are guaranteed free from- opiates. Mrs. H. Matthews, Can-  field, Ont., says:���������"I have used  Baby's Own Tablets for my little girl who had a weak stomach and was badly constipated.  The Tablets cured her of both  troubles, and I really feel as if  they had saved her life." Sold  by medicine dealers or by mail  at 25 cents n box from The Dr.  Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.  In the Sideshow  Wild Man���������Yes, the two midgets are  goin' to be married. He calls her his  peach and she calls him the apple oi,  her eye. /'     ��������� , '  Glass Eater���������H'm! I suppose they  will soon (be a dwarf pair.  Some Exceptions '  A well-known writer was touring  Ireland.  "You see thim mountains," said the  driver of the jaunting-car.  "Yes."  . "Thim's the highest mountains in  the wurruld,"   \  "Is that so?" asked the surprised  Crerand.  "It is," assured. the driver, "ex-  ceptin', . av coorse, thim in furrin  parts."���������Boston Herald.  t*******  * *  ********  Short Notice  In spite of the. reputation for lati-  ludinarianism he gained from his  early trial for heresy, the late Prof  Jowett, of Oxford, woj3 intolerant of  pretentiousness and shallow conceit.  Ono self-satisfied unflcrgriiduatc met  the master one day, "Master," he  said, "I have searched everywhere in  all philosophies, ancient and modern,  ancl  nowhere do. I  find the evidence  of a God."    "Mr.  ," replied the  master, after a shorter pause than  usual, "if you don't find .a God by 5  o'clock this nfternon you must leave  this .college."���������M. A. P.'  And He Passed  "Good- night," said Staylate. "I've  enjoyed myself immensely. Now, next  Sunday night' I���������er���������expect to pass  your house, and "  "That will be nice. Good night!"  And she shut the door.���������Casscll's  Saturday Journal. f  DON'T BE AFRAID  that Sunlight Soap will spoil  your clothes. There are.no  Injurious chemicals in Sunlight Soap to bite holes In  even the most delicate fabric.  $5,000 are offered to anyone finding ��������� adulteration In  Sunlight Soap.  Minards    Liniment    Cures    Dandruff.  In the last ten years 325,000 persons  have emigrated from England to the  farms of Canada.  "The Duchess speaks kindly of  America."  "That's nice of her."  "All the more so, I think, since she  was born and raised in Milwaukee."���������  Kansas City Journal.  The Real Liver Pill.���������A torpid liver  means a disordered system, mental depression,- lassitude and in the end, if  care be not taken, a chronic state of  debility. ��������� The very best medicine to  arouse the li-ver to healthy action is  Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. They are  compounded of purely vegetable substances of careful selection and no  other pills have their fine qualities.  They do not gripe or pain and they are  agreeable to the most sensitive .stomach.  Deafness Cannot Be Cured  by local nppllcutlana, an they cannot reach thc diseased portion of the car. There la only one wuy to  cure dcii'iieas, anil that Is by constitutional rcincsjlcs.  Bc-ilnc-ssi la ciiiised by an Inllamcd condition of tho  mucous llnlni; of the Eustachian Tube. When this  tube Is Inllamcd you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hcarlii'-, and wliou It Is entirely closed, Deafness Is tho result, and unless thc Inflammation can be  taken out' and this tube restored to lis normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases  out ol ten arc caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing  but an Inflamed condition of tho mucous surfaces.  We will Klve Ono Hunslred Dollars for any case, ot  Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured  by Hall's Catarrh Cure. - Send for circulars, free.  F. J. Ci'KMEY & CO.. Toledo, O.  Sold by Druqiilstfl, 75c.  Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.  ' A Good Long Sleep ���������  The breathing of cold pure air is-  now prescribed as a remedy for throat  and lung troubles usually associated  with /what nre commonly called  "colds." It is possible that a good  night's sleep at the north pole might  be a certain remedy for consumption  in its early stages at any rate. N.B.���������"  The night at the Pole is six months  long. ������������������      /  Brazil has 39 telephone systems,  supplying less than 10,000 subscribers.  Different Points of View.  "I had. a grand luncheon," said the  musical young woman.  "I didn't," replied the musical young  man who is too hurried to sit down.  "I had an upright luncheon."���������Washington Star.  Real Enjoyment.  "What did you enjoy most during  your vacation?"  "Thinking about what a good time I  was going to have wheu 1 got home."  -Smart Set.  Too Deep For Him.  Hayrix���������Thar be one" thing erbout  ttiem pesky almernacks I can't understand.  Mrs. Hayrix���������What be that, Hiram?  Hayrlx��������� Why *n tarnation don't they  fix it so's we kin hev a moon on dark  nights when we need It, by grass?���������-  Chicago News.  Running Conversation.  Collector (angrily)���������You  know very  well, sir, that this bill has sbeen running several years.   Now, 1 put It up \  to you.   What do you want me to do  with it?  Debtor���������By George, I'd enter It in  the next Marathon race if I were you.  ���������Puck.  Lines to a  Lawn  Hose.  Insensate thing,  thou stretchiest out thy  length  As treacherous as Laocoon of old,  And   we,   suspecting'   not   thy   tralt'rous  strength.  Approach  th���������e  smilingly  while  thou'rt  ���������   outrolled.  Betimes   thou'rt   gentle   as   the   sklpful  lamb  And do our bidding with a silent charm.  Again thou'rt llercer than the risky ram  And fill our souls with terror and alarm.  When In our Sunday  best we near thy  nozzle  Thou  whlrlest to our breast and  wildly  sozzle!  Hadst thou a face 'twould smile In mildest peace.  Like to a wildcat purring In Its den,  Thou'dst wait the fateful moment for release  And then make us as mad as a wet hen.  Aye, after thou hast squirted all our garb  Thou llest tn the grass where, thou art  Hung,  And  like a  searing,  scorching,   poisoned  barb  Are gurgling chuckles which thou glvest  tongue!  Compound of kindness and of wrath ab-  norrent.  E'en   then   thou   sputter   us   a   farewell  torrent!  -Wilbur Nenblt In Chicago Post.  Prussic Acid.  Prusslc   acid   poisons   every   living  thing, plants as well as animals.  Two Sides of It.  "Well," said Cassidy, "'tis too bad  that none av us kin Iver be as good as  some people think we sh'u'd be."  "Aye," replied Casey, "but 'tis con-  Bolin' to think'that none av us kin ever  be as bad as some people think we  are."���������Catholic Standard and Times.  Gilding the Commonplace.  "Some people can make even-the  most commonplace subject interesting," said the loquacious youth.  "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "Do  tell me something of yourself."���������Washington Star.  ���������Some Difference.  Strlngville   Is   your  nearest  "Yes.  town."  "How far Is 11 over there?"     5  "Do  you   mean  by  ilie  road  or as  Wilbur Writrhl   f\\n������v'  The Sweetest Town.  The sweetest town In the world la  Grasse, in tbe -foothills back of Cannes,  on tbe French Klvlera. All through  the year Grasse ls really one big bubbling cauldron, where are distilled gallons, barrels and hogsheads of perfumes.  Imitation Meerschaum.  It Is a common notion that genuine  meerschaum can be differentiated,  from the Imitation article by the fact  that tbe real thing floats on water; but  imitation meerschaum floats also. Imitation meerschaum can be made  which will color belter than tlie real,  though It does uot last so long, and  the color Is likely to come hi streaks.  It Is dlilicult for a man who Is not In  the business to tell tbe real from the  imitation.  Widows and Widowers.  In Engluud there are 11-1 widows to  every &��������������� widowers. In Italy the relative numbers arc 130 and CO; In  France, III!) and 73; In Germany, 136  and &(); In Austria, 121 aud 44.  Small boys are not always as sympathetic, as their relatives wish, but on  the other hand, they are seldom as  heartless as they sometimes appear.  "Why are you crying so, Tommy?"  inquired one of the boy's aunts, who  found her small nephew seated on thc  door-step, lifting up his voice in loud  wails.  "The b-baby fell d-down-slairs!"  blubbered. Tommy.  "Oh, that's too bad," said thc aunt,  stepping over him and opening the  door. "I do hope the little dear wasn't  much hurt!"  "S-sho's only hurt a little!" wailed  Tommy.   "But Dorothy s-saw her fall,  while  I'd gone  to the  never s-see anything!"  g-grocery i  The children of the National Infant  School at Swansea are taught very  much by signs. The. hand of the  teacher sloped signifies "oblique,"  flat, "horhontal," and upright, "perpendicular."  One of the Welsh bishops was.  preaching one clay on behalf of 'the  school, when, observing several children talking, he held up his hand in a  warning manner to impose silence, but  to his consternation tlie whole school  shouted out, "Perpendicular."  Crime In  Ireland.  What Ireland is like under Radical  rule is clearly shown by the criminal  statistics for 1������03, which have just  been published as a Bluebook. Indictable offences for the whole of Ireland, which numbered 9,465 in 1906,  ���������leclined to 9,418 in the year 1907,  but rose last year to 10,266. This  represents an increase of 8.5 per cent,  as compared with 1906, and of 9 per  cent, as compared with 1907. The  rate represented by the above offences  was 2.3 per 1,000 of the estimated  population. The number of persons  proceeded against for non-indictable  offences was 31,697 more than in the  year 1907 and 9,213 above the average  for the ten  years  1898-1907.  The numbers of cases of drunkenness in 1908 is less than the number  in 1907 by 2,5!II2, and if the figures for  drunkenness in 1908 are compared  with the average number of such  cases in the 10 years 1893-1907, it appears that a decrease amounting to  12,841 has occurred. The offences  committed are classified as follows:  Offences against the person ���������     627  Robbery with violence .........     828  Robbery without violence   7,393  Malicious damage to property..     664  Forgery        51  Coining       37  Assaults ���������....... - - ���������..14,150  Of the prisoncrs_committed to prison in 1908; 25.5 were absolutely illiterate. Of the 26,629 prisoners convicted 700 belonged to the domestic  servant class, 14,447 to the laboring  classes, 393 to the class of factory-  workers, 3,038 to the class of mechanics and skilled workers, 72 were  foremen or overlookers of labor, 194  belonged to the, class of shopmen,  shopwomen, and' clerks, 3,659 to the  class of shopkeepers and dealers, 2  to professional employments, 219 to  the class of sailors, marines, and soldiers. There were 90 "assaults by  firing shots into dwelling-houses"  against 66 in the preceding year.  Eggs and Oats.  Lord Gorell, who h������-.s been advocating divorce reform, is a man of much  wit, as well as profound learning. He  it was'who first gave utterance to the  remark,  "There are  three  classes  of  eggs���������eggs,  fresh   eggs,  and  new-laid  eggs," while he got his own back on  the   interrupter   at   a   meeting   who,  while he was speaking on the reduction  of  taxation  on  tea,  sugar,   and  coffee, shouted,  "What about oats?"  His   lordship,   without   a   moment's  hesitation, replied, "Oh, you eat oats,  do you?    I  urn sorry  I did   not  Bee  your legs.   I really thought you had  only two."   Hib comment, too, on the  slovenly    barrister    Who,   astonished  everyone at the Law Court in London  one  day   by   appearing   with   a   rose  Jin his  buttonhole is almost historic.  "I wonder how tho rose got there?"  remarked   a  well-known   K.C.  to   his  lordship.   "Probably  it grew there,"  was the prompt reply.  "Thero are at least two things that  a woman is ever ready to jump at,"  remarked the cynic.  "What are tliey?" queried the innocent bystander. "A mouse and an  offer of marriage." -  Outside Application  Hamfatter, Hamlet, the actor���������That  hard-boiled egg gave me a headache.  His Friend���������You shouldn't cat hard-  boiled eggs.  ' Hamfatter���������I didn't oat it.   A fellow  hit me with it behind the ear.  Lake Superior is the largest mass  of fresh water in thc world, being  equal in area to Ireland.  Simple and Sure.���������Dr. Thomas'  Eclectric^Oil is so simple in application thnt a child can understand the  instructions. Used as a liniment the  onlydirection is to rub, and when  used, as a dressing to apply. The directions are so plain and unmistakable  that thoy are readily, understood by  young or old.  Mulish  "Some   men,"   said   Uncle   Eben,  "meets wif de  mos'    discouragement  To-i,.   -n,,* ~ ������������������*    ��������� t    L,when dey's tryin' to   be   aggressive.  J���������Ji7r?v,   rTerty 1S "P ������XCVSe for  Dey's  like  my gray mule;  he's  mowing dirty!   Do you never wash your  Ha^  to git *a \JiW fo,'  tryin. to  bei  face?  Tramp (with an injured air)���������Pardon me, lady, but I've adopted this  'ere dry-cleanin' "process as bcin' more  'ealthy and 'i-geenic���������Punch.  The teacher was giving an examination on culpable homicide.  . "If I went out in a small boat," he  said, "and the owners knew it was  leaking, and I got drowned, what  would that, be?"  After a few minutes' silence a little  boy stood up and said, "A holiday,  sir!"  Helpmeets  "Let me see���������didn't you tell me to  remind you to get something when  you got to town?"  "I believe I did."  "What was it?"���������Judy.  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His Flight ;  Elder���������Sarah, don't you know that  you. should fly from Drink, the  tempter?  Sarah (not too well pleased)���������Flee  y cruel'.        i  Elder���������Oh, Sarah, I have flown.  Sarah���������Awt'U, I tljink ye'll be nane  the waur o' anither f"utter���������Manchester Guardian.  A minister's little daughter was visiting a family in a parish which her  father had recently left. One day she  explained to her hostess that he hoped  the ��������� people "of the church would not  send for him to conduct funerals, but  would have the present pastor of the  church. Thinking perhaps she might  have given offence she looked up with  a bright smile and added, "But, of  course, he would be very glad to attend your funeral."���������The Delineator.  Mr. Jones was an excellent man,  prosperous in his business and modest in his_ways, but not distinguished  for anything in particular. His wife,  however, Mrs. Smith-Jones, was a  woman of rare accomplishments. She  was an artist of more than ordinary  ability, a brilliant pianist, ancl possessed a voice, of remarkable sweetness ancl power.  At a large party one evening, at  which she and her husband were present, her singing captivated a stranger  who was one of the guests, and he  asked to be introduced to her. His request was granted. After a few minutes' conversation the hostess came  an'd took him away.  "You mustn't monopolize her, Mr.  Simons," she said. "I want you to  meet Mr. Jones."  "Who is Mr. Jones?"  "He is her husband."  "What is he noted for?"  "Noted for?"   echoed   the   hostess  "Why, for-for his wife I"  It was at a bacon-and-bean dinner  given by a lady to the prisoners in an  American jail.  Thc supply of bacon was always  very limited, ancl a prisoner, having  received his share, called out, "I say,  warder, you've forgotten the bacon I"  The warder hastily turned round,  and the prisoner continued, "Oh, no!  I beg your pardon. 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Few Cockneys, in fact, would be  able readily to locate even the majority of the following places, yet  they are all in the London Directory:  Elephant Stairs, Dodsley's Folly,  Adam and Eve Yard, Clock Stands,  Balcony Arcade, Petyt Place, Morton  Tower, Folly Wall, Axe Place, Belle  Isle, Seven Step Alley, Balmoral  Grove, Jesmond Dene, Alice Place,  Hare Marsh, Beehive Depot, Bryan  Vale, Sweet Apple Square, Paddy's  Goose Hall.   -v  "Yos; I have a garden," "I presume you raise enough to keep all  your neighbors in early vegetables?"  Customer���������"Are these shoes too far  gone for repair?"  Bootmaker���������"No, I don't think so.  A new pair of uppers, with Boles and  heels, will make 'em all right. Thc  laces seem fairly good,"  Little Edna (reading)���������Say, mamma,  what is lack of artistic taste?  Mamma���������It is the feeling, my dear,  that prompts a baldhcaded man with  red whiskers to wear a black wig.���������  Chicago Nowa.  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'BRITISH COLUMBIA;  1  **V'^f  m  A Conspiracy that Resulted In  Cbmplete,..Success.  1 By   CLAY  (Copy right,   1909,  ARMSTRONG.  literary  by  Associated  Press.!  Major George Graham, retired army  oflicer, had: been a widower for ten  years. His daughter Nellie was nineteen years.old.   . '  The major realized that he was  growing old,- but when It came to the  jJaughter he continued to regard her  as a child. Even when she got Into  long, dresses he would not have been  a* bit surprised to find her walking the  fence with a balancing pole oi seated  .��������� on the limb of a cherry tree. She hail  been away at school; she had returned;  he knew that she went to parties, and  ho saw young men'about the house,  but he seemed to be In a dream about  her age. Iu bis thoughts she had not  paxwr-d the rag doll stage yet.  Major Graham was enjoying his  'Clgur on the veranda one evening and  listening to Nellie's chatter In an ab-  Btraled way when that young woman  made a Budden diVe Into the house and  a young man came up the path and  took the vacated chair. ��������� The ��������� major  equlnted at h!m aud thought he recognized him as young Durlburt.  A young man's name may be much  or little to the father of the girl he is  lu love with. In this ease it meant  little until an eiplanatlon- had been  entered Into. .Then it meant a whole  lot. Young .Mr. Ilurlburt loved Miss  Nellie; Miss Nellie loved him. He was  of good family and had some prospects; he knew.she was an only child  and realized how hard Jt would be for  the father to give her up. but he would  love, protect and cherish her always.  The major was so shocked that In his  excitement he'threw away n cigar that  had been only half consumed, a thing  he had not done In battle with the  guns roaring around him.  Just what the man, of war said to the  young man of peace need not be recorded here. The gist of It was that  his daughter was still a child, young  Hurlburt was only a ���������'kid" and that  he should put his foot down against  any nonsense. Yes. sir. It must be  stopped. Yes, sir. he would tell his  daughter so. Yes,'sir. and-aud���������and  bo forth. And the young man took his  departure a human wreck, and Miss  Nellie, who, of course, had heard all  ' from an open window, sought out her  good aunt and buried her face in the  lap of that Individual and moaned out:  "Oh,.Aunt Mary, I shall die���������I know"  I shall .die!.'. Father won't let Will and  me get married!"  Aunt Mary was not a matchmaker,  but she had rather favored the young  man. She gave /What comfort and sympathy she could, and after seeing the  ������������������weeping /".child" tucked into bed she  nought the father* in an attempt tot  Boften his heart.  The major was wanting some one to  talk to just then, and she got all ihat  *was coming to her. She had been remiss, she had been careless, she had  neglected her duties as a chaperon, she  had almost brought a calamity upon  the house of Graham. With her eyes  wide open she had allowed a mere !  Infant���������yes. mu'nni, an infant���������to fall  lu love and engage herself in marriage  - to���������to���������well, to a-young, man.  In vain Aunt Mary tried to exculpate  herself. No oue had ever talked back  to Major Graham. U. S. A., and got  the best of It, and she failed. He  could utter twenty words to her five,  and the odds were too great, even for  a woman's tongue. She retired from  the contest to say/to the tearful maiden  in waiting:  "If your father doesn't get over this  'and talk seuse I'll���������I'll"���������  - "You'll do something, Aunty?"  "1 don't know what I'll do. but you  ���������wait. Here you are, nineteen years  old. aud he's talking as If you were  not out of bibs and high chairs."  There was hope that if Aunt Mary  went around with -a serious look on  ,.hcr face and had little to say and that  if the daughter went about with tears  in her eyes aud heaved heartbreaking  sighs at intervals the major might  come down off his high horse, but  after three days of it he seemed more  determined than ever, .finally, at the  end of a week, the sister said:  "George. If that girl elopes to get  married you will have only yourself  to blame."  "So children have taken to eloping,  eh!" be replied In cutting tones.  That ulght there was a meeting of  conspirators in Miss Nellie's room.  There were only two conspirators, but  they were enough. The major was  asleep and dreaming of battle as they  planned. There were no more tears,  no more sighs. Next morning a little  note was sent to youug Ilurlburt.  That night he disappeared off the face  of tho earth.  That night also good Aunt Mary  was engaged for two hours carrying  bundles and other things up Into tbe  'attic, and when morning dawned again  another suddeii shock was ready for  Major George Graham, retired. He  was eating his breakfast when bis sister entered tbe dining room to announce that Nellie's bed had not been  occupied during tbe night. The exclamation made by tbe major when a  bullet killed bis horse was repeated  on this occasion, aud a minute latel  be was upstairs.  "1 predicted It!" observed the sister  ts she followed at his heels.  ���������'Lopl* for a note," he replied.   "  "I have looked. Tho poor child left  none. She felt Herself driven from  home by a cruel father, and how could  she write''"  Young Ilurlburt had Just become tbe  Junior member of a law linn In the |/  town. Major ('nihain wti Iked -Into the  oflice und demanded Inforiiuitioii of bis  whereabouts. He wns told that the  young man had gone cniiipliig. He  went to the depot; be went to the police; he telegraphed here mid there.  Then he wont home to wait for ucwu  and to aay grimly to his sister that,  while he would do everything possible to bring his "Infant" buck, be  would never, never forgive her. She  had dishonored tho mtinc and intuit  take the consequences.  The day passed aiid no news. It  was the same with another day. The  major was sorry that he hud bluffed  as he had. ** The sister, took care to  keep telling him what a cruel father  he was and how much Nellie must  have suffered before taking the step  she had, and by evening of the second  day the old war hero was calling himself names. ���������,' -  The scene was the veranda again.  The major was smoking and sighing  when young Hurlburt ^suddenly appeared. He was not shot down In his  tracks. He was not even taken by the  throat.  "Major, I understand you were In  quiring for me the other day," be  quietly remarked.  "Yes, sir; yes, sir. Where ls my  daughter, sir?"  "The last time I saw her was here  at-your house."  "And you tell me���������you mean that she  and you did not elope!"  "Elope! Major Graham, do you  think' I would coax your daughter into  such a thing?"  -,  "But she Is gone. Whom did she go  with?"    Where is she?"  "I cannot tell you. 1 was off camping."  "Mr. Hurlburt, I refused you my  daughter's hand, but at the same time  I believed you an honorable young  man."  "I believe I am, sir."  "And/your daughter would do nothing to dishonor herself or her dear old  daddy!" said MIssNellle us she suddenly appeared and sank down at her  father's knee.  "You���������you back again!" he gasped.  "Why, I've not been away. I got  tired of my room and moved up into  the attic for a change. It's just lovely  up there, only the mice made me afraid  nights. You didn't' think your Nellie  would run away just because you were  a little cross, did you ?"  "See here. I don't understand this a  bit," said the major as he recovered  his senses.  And then came the last shock. His  sister came forward and said:  "Why, brother. It's easy enough to  understand. They' are in love with  each other and want your consent to  their "marriage."  The major wouldn't have been the  I major If he had given them his blessing then and there, but the records  show   that  he did   within   the ; next  month, and that was good enough.  OF INDIGESTION  Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Made  a Permanent, Cure.  ��������� There are many medicines that will  relieve indigestion for a time���������there  are few that wili mak.e a permanent  cure*. But there is one medicine-that  is a sure cure���������that medicine-is Dr.  Williams' Pjnk Pills. They have cured thousands of cases-'-many. of them  of years standing.- Cases like that of  Mr. John E. Seale, of Montreal, Que.,  after, many other medicines have  been tried and found worthless., Mr.  Seale says:���������"For nearly six years  I suffered with indigestion. During all  that time I was constantly taking  medicine for the trouble, but never  got more than temporary Relief. Finally I decided to try Dr. Williams'  Pink'Pills and after using them for  some time the trouble disappeared  ancl I am now able to eat' heartily  without the least trace of the suffering I formerly endured. I can, from  my own experience, strongly recorri-.  mend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as a  permanent cure for indigestion."  Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale  People are good , for every disease  that good blodcl is good for, simply because they make good blood���������that is  why they cure rheumatism, heart palpitation, indigestion, neuralgia, St.  Vitus dance and.the ailments of girlhood ancl womanhood. Dr..Williams'  Pink Pills for Pale People are sold  by all medicine dealers or direct by  mail at 50 cents a. box or six boxes  for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams'  Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.  A BOON TO MOTHERS  When Children Are   Injuredl  THE LATE DEAN EGAN.     '  Many Were Friends of the Late Well-  Beloved Catholic Dean. -    i    ���������, .,,, , ,  .  .  _ .,      i   ..     , iL    , .        Children are always sustaining cuts,  Regret over "the death  of the late I bruises,   burns,   etc.,   and  not   infrc-  Rev^ rather J������_hn_Ej^|*..P_eaun__0_f B"*" j quently. contract ringworm, scalp dis.  THE SPECIAL WRITER.  An Anecdote of Verdi.  The first production of Verdi's opera  ,"Othello" took place at Milan, and all  the prominent musical critics of Europe foregathered in the Cathedral  City in honor of the occasion. Among  them was a Parisian Journalist of wide  reputation and admitted authority in  the musical world. His first care on  his arrival In Milan was to seek out  Verdi and ask to be allowed,.to be  present at one of the final rehearsals  The composer received him with extreme politeness, but replied that he  could not possibly grant his request,  as h������ had decided that the rehearsals  were to be absolutely private, and he  could not make an exception in the  favor of any one journalist, however  distinguished. .  * The Paris critic, far from pleased at  this answer, protested that in these  circumstances his account,of the opera  might not be nil he should like it to  be. "You see." he explained to the  composer, who affected not quite to  understand, "I shall have to telegraph  my article the same evening. It will  necessarily be hastily written, and the  impression iu Paris the next day may  suffer In consequence."  But Verdi was moro than equal to  the occasion.  "My dear sir," he made,  answer, "Iado not write for 'the next  day."' The^eritic bowed himself out.  Gleanings and Gossip  The Russian czar rules over 160,000,-  000 persons.  One aeroplane factory of Paris employs 52 persons.  The meeting of the British association in 1913 will in all probability be  held in Australia. The effort is being  mack, by he officials of the university  of Melbourne, who are now in corres  pondence with the various educational  and scientific bodies of the southern  continent.  Nuremberg is the centre of the toy  trade of the world. More than half  the employes in the toy factories are  women and girls. The wages of the  female toymakers are about.five cents  an hour. Of the estimated German  top output of $25,000,000 a year, about  $19,000,000 is exported, more, than  half going to Great Britain and the  United States..  A Berlin museum has recently acquired .a very valuable manuscript  which originated in the second century  73. C. It seems to be of the nature of a  biographical dictionary, for it contains  a list of the leading men of the time  in art, statesmanship and warfare  with much other general information  of a similar nature. The paper was  found in the wrappings of a mummy.  ne has not by any'means been con-  fiiwd ;"fo those of his own religious  com ni union*' The possessor of one'of  the biggest hearts that was ever put  'ntn a man, of the most delightful  ���������ind winning brogue that was ever  given to an Irishman, and;of an exceptionally witty tongue, his company  was welcome wherever he went.  Anecdotes by the score have been  related of him, gome of them true  and some of them false, and anum-  ber, of them of course have found  their way into this journal. Probably  the best of them, which was published two or three years ago, and which  is worth repeating, was the famous  retort he made to a 'certain prelate  "who rebuked him for being so fond  of horses, saying that his mind should  be more (placed upon spiritual matters.' They were driving along the  road, and presently a comely young  woman parishioner curtesied to them.  "A' very fine-looking young woman," con'metited the prelate, "Every  man to his taste," replied the dean  quick, as a shot; "I prefer horseflesh."  When he lived, at Richmond Hill  twenty years ago and was compelled  to drive a great deal his love of horseflesh was famous. He always had a  trotter that could give the dust to  most of those encountered on the  road, and in winter time when speeding was good on upper Yonge street  ft was his delight to try it out with  the crack trotters from Toronto, whose  own irs-'.'loved in this fashion to wile  away a winter's afternoon. On the  other hand, he was a parish priest  in the truest sense of the word, 'especially in his handling of the types of  rough, ignorant,' and contentious peo-  'ple with whom he had to deal. He  looked after their financial affairs for  them, protected them from those who  would prey on their credulity, and altogether proved himself in a very  real sense a friend and adviser as  well as  a  spiritual  guardian.  DEAD AT AGE OF 124.  Soup Without a Spoon.  Soup without a spoon seems even  harder to negotiate than meat without  a fork, and we can sympathize with  the complaint recorded in the diary of  Felix Platter, a young Swiss, who went  to Montpelller in 1552 in order to study  medicine. He lodged in the house of  bis professor, Catelan, one of the  -greatest doctors of his time, and yet,  writes Platter, "we were compelled to  eat our stew in the usual French fash-  Ion���������that Is to say, picking the meat  out with our fingers and then drinking  the broth. In vain we begged our  hostess to let us have spoons, but not  a single one was to be found In the  house, tbe only implement on the table  being a large knife fastened with an  Iron cbOjin. No one here seems to have  ever heard of spoons, which we at  home flnd so useful." Montaigne was  astonished when he visited Switzerland in 1580 to find that "at all meals  they put on the table as many spoons  as there are people present-.'���������West*  minster Gazette.  The little daughter of a certain  clergyman has reached the age where  big words are apt to floor her, and  where she is very sensitive to the remarks of an older brother.  Not long ago she .came running to  her father.  "Papa, papa, George called me  names."  "Why, what did George say?"  "Oh, said the little girl, with a  strong expression of disgust, "he said  I practised what I. preached. I don't,  do I?"  "Well, mv child," I "  "But I don't, do 1 papa? I don't  any more than you do, do I?"  And then the clergyman flushed.  But he took a half hour from his sermon and explained the meaning of the  obnoxious expression to the best of  his ability.  About to Mako a Change.  "What Is he going to do now?"  breathlessly asked the agitated youug  woman, with her eyes on the daring  aeronaut who was clinging to his parachute.  "He Is about to sever his connection  with the balloon." replied her escort,  "to accept n position a little lower  down."-Bxchange.  "What a beautiful little- baby he  is!" exclaimed the neighbor who had  "called.  "He isn't six months old yet,  either," said the proud young mother,  "and he weighs over twenty pounds."  "What have you named him?"  "Well," hesitated the mother,  "Henry -and I" differed a little about  that. He wanted to give him one  name, and I wanted to give him. another; but we finally compromised,  and agreed to call him John Wesley."  "I see; you named him after the  great founder of Meth������������������"        ���������.-������������������"  .-..; "No, indeed," quickly   interrupted  the mother.   "That name, as I said, is  a compromise." ���������  "But how?"  "The 'John' is for Calvin, and the  'Wesley' is for John Wesley."  "Oh, I sen."  "What's your name?" the new  teacher asked the little boy on the  front seat.  "Jule," replied the youth.  "You mean Julius," commented the  pedagogue, and passed on.  "What's your name?" she inquired  of the red-headed youngster next to  the first lad. .  Billious," he announced promptly.  ���������Louisville Courier-Journal.  "Got a summer job, eh?" said Yor-  ick Hamm.  "On the farm," explained Hamlet  Fatt.  "What do you know about farm  work?"  "Oh, I'm hired to talk dialect for  the benefit of the summer boarders."  ���������Louisville Courier-Journal.  An Exception,  "You never can tell what you can do  until you try."  "Oh, yes, you can."  "I'd like to know how."  "That's as easy as catching cold.  There Is Kill .Johnson eternally telling  what he can do, and no cue ever saw  hhu trying yet."  . Wasted Eloquence.  "O Liberty, what crltires are committed Iii thy name!" shouted the  speaker.  "Whut crimes?" asked one who wanted to know,  "That speech, for lnst-*.uce," volunteered one In the audience.  All He Saw.  'Of course you enjoyed, the wonder-  fuLsunm't from the hotel bulcouy?"  "Why, yes, It seemed rather good.  The effect of the huge bow of ribbons  was decidedly novel, and the bunch of  artificial red roses and pale green  grapes wasn't half bud."  "What on curth nre you talking  nbout?"  "About a hat In front of mc that hid  tlio entire heuveus."���������Cleveland Pluln  Denier.  Officials in Saxony have made successful experiments with a new material called "antidust," a liquid residue of magnesium obtained in thc  manufacture of potash. It overcomes  dust on roadways.  Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere  The Old, Old Story  "Don't chide me for carrying a revolver.   This little gun saved my life  once."  "How exciting!   Tell me about it."  "I was starving, and I pawned it."  ���������Cleveland Leader,  Joe  Coture of Owen  Sound  Claimed  1785  as  Birth  Year.  Joe Coture is dead. And in his  death Owen Sound loses one of its  best known figures. A man of giant  frame and strength; consistent with  his size, he was a conspicuous figure,  whether on the streets, or in his boat  sailing up the river.' But of late, the  old man had been failing. His big  frame grew gaunt, his step .slow.  About 'a month' ago, while cutting  wood, he gashed his foot with the  axe. His system, enfeebled by age,  ���������was not able to withstand the shock.  According to his own" story, he was  born in 1785, and was therefore 124  years old. His mother was a' squaw,  his father a Frenchman. The first  three years of Joe's life was spent  amid Indian surroundings; then his  parents came to this locality and settled near the point where his cabin  now stands. " His early years were  spent here; but the "wanderlust" of  his Indian ancestors asserted itself,  and for years he traveled, visiting  many places in Canada and the Republic to the south. His wanderings  over, he returned and spent. the rest  of his days here, fishing and hunting and trapping until "game became  too scarce.  On one occasion, it is said, he went  to' buy a barrel of salt for his fish.  The merchant jocularly said, "Joe,  you can have a barrel if you'll  shoulder it." "All right!" growled  Joe; and stooping, he caught the  barrel by the chines, and with a  mighty heave hoisted it over his  head and, set it across his broad  shoulders.' Then, grinning at the  discomfited merchant, 'he walked off,  carrying the barrel. When one looked at, the man, a year or'so ago���������six  feet four inches tall, and broad" in  proportion���������the story was easy to  believe:  Joe was a great boxer and wrestler,  but with all his strength, and all his  love for game, he was never quarrelsome. He was always considered one  of Owen Sound's most peaceable and  law-abiding citizens.���������Owen Sound  Sun...:-,'..'... ���������._:...'������������������         A Quebec Custom.  The custom of placing a green  bough on the roof of a newly-built  house is not confined to Germany,  but was adopted by the French-Canadians, who brought it with them from  Brittany.  The custom was originated from the  superstition "prevalent centuries ago  that every tree is inhabited by a  spirit. Consequently, it was believed  . that every time a tree was felled another spirit was dispossessed, and  this was supposed to cause some bitterness on his part against society.  Rather than risk having these  homeless and disgruntled spirits vent  their ill-feeling upon the houses under construction or upon thc builders,  says Van Norden's Magazine, a  branch was planted on the highest  part of the house for their occupancy.  They were then supposed to be mollified, and if they remained so until  the roof was put on any evil design  contemplated would prove harmless,  for the spell would be broken.  Canada's Fine Cheese.  W. A. McKinnon, Canadian Trade  Commissioner at Birmingham, ring.,  in a report to the Trade and Commerce Department, says that Canadian shipments of cheese since May  show the greatest improvement in  richness, flavor, and appearance of  any year on record. For the year  ending July 30 the total imports of  cheese into Great Britain were 116,824  boxes, of which Canada supplied 76,-  974 boxes.  eases, and similar skin troubles at  school. Mothers will find Zam-Buk  without'equal for all these-accidents  find dis GAS'S 8  ��������� Mrs. Thomas Allen, i5? Water St.,  St. Mary's (Ont.), says:���������"My daughter Mildred, 4 years old, was severely burned by falling on a hot flat iron.  She was burned on the heel, instep,  and on the thigh very badly. I at  once1 applied some Zam-Buk, which  eased' the pain, and in the course of  a few days the wounds were thoroughly healed."  Mrs. George Aldridge, 12 Louise St.,  Stratford, says���������"While*.playing barefooted about the yard my son Bertram, 6 years old, stepped on a broken glass bottle, which cut very deeply into his big toe. The cut was so  deep that I sent for a doctor and had  the foot properly dressed, the doctor  leaving a lotion to be applied daily.  Under this treatment,- however, the  wound seemed to get no better but on  the contrary, inflammation: set in. A  kindly neighbor then recommended  Zam-Buk. We obtained a supply, and  after a few applications the child  seemed to rest better, and the pain  was very much reduced: In a few  days, under the Zam-Buk treatment  the wound assumed a better appearance, and from that, time healing  was very rapid. Inflammation and  soroness were finally completely banished, and in ton days from the first  application of Zam-Buk, we took the  bandages from the foot. I feel sure  that but for Zam-Buk the child would  have had a very bad time, and might  have had to sacrifice the toe."  Not only for cuts, burns, bruises,  etc., is Zam-Buk effective but also for  serious skin diseases such as eczema,  ringworm, ulcers, etc. It also cures  poisoned sores, chronic wounds, bad  leg, piles, festering sores,,, chapped  hands, cold sores, frost-bite, and all  skin injuries and diseases. Druggists  and stores everywhere sell at 50c a  box, or post free for price from Zam-  Buk .Co., Toronto; 3 boxes $1.25. You  are warned against harmful- imitations sometimes represented .'" to be  "just as good."  been  Only Chance  Auntie���������Why,   Willie,   you've  teasing the poor cat again.  Willie���������Well, you made me.  Aunt-What!  Willie���������You said   you'd   never kiss  me again if I teased her.  Red, Weak, Weary,  Watery Eyes  Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy.  Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles.  You Will Like Murine. It Soothes.  50c At Your Druggists. Write For  Eye Books. Free.; Murine Eye Remedy Co., Toronto.  As a rule, no Sunday is observed  among laborers in Japan, but the first  and fifteenth of every month and every local and national holiday are  their days of rest.  Dysentery corrodes the intestines  and, speedily eats away the lining,  bringing about dangerous conditions  that may cause death. Dr. J. D. Kel-  logg's Dysentery Cordial clears the intestinal canals of the.germs that cause  the inflammation, and by protecting  the lining from further ravages restores  them to healthy condition. Those subject to dysentery should not be without this simple yet powerful remedy.  Havana has 400 different kinds of  food fish, while England all around  has only 50 sorts of food fish.  Arthur   E.   McFarlane   Has  Achieved  Fame In U.S.  In these highly developed days the  writer of a special article is expected to put fancy as well as the real  ' facts into his material. He is expected to be epigrammatic, to put  life blood into his stuff, to,make his  readers sit up and laugh here and  there all through the article and,  then take it seriously in the end.  That's what Arthur E. McFarlane,  the well-known young Canadian  magazine /writer does. If he didn't  deliver the goods he would not have  so many of his articles accepted and  highly paid for by big publications.  For it takes time to work up the  material for a special article these  days, and time means money. And  the fact that any one of . a dozen'  leading editors is-ready to say,-"McFarlane, spend the time and money  necessary to get wise on this question, and let us have what you think  it's worth"���������this fact means that McFarlane can  deliver the goods.  Some time ago he made a contract  with -a certain journal to write;something about: Barnum and Bailey's  circus. He didn't simply, go to the  circus and write'a page or two about  it offhand. He traveled with the  show for two or three weeks; stood  in the ticket-seller's cage and kept  his eye peeled for incidents;, dressed  as'ii clown und helped in a turn; and  learned pretty nearly everything  there was to learn about the humorous and serious sides of running a  big circus. That's the way special  articles are worked up these days,  and that is one reason why their  prepartion is somewhat more arduous but also more profitable than  short-story writing.  Naturally Mr. McFarlane, sojourning with strange folk here and there  to learn their habits and language,  has accumulated a large fund of good  stories. One that he told' the other  day to some friends seems timely  just now when so much is being  heard from suffragettes on the lack  of consideration accorded women by  the world. Mr. McFarlane and  Arthur Stringer roomed together for  a time.when they made their first  attack ' on literary New York. In  those anti-prosperity days, the young  men lived frugally in unaesthetic  surroundings, their window looking  out on a prospect somewhat resembling the famous street scene in  "Salvation Nell." They were amused  as weir as distracted by many strange  noises, vbut from the cramped domicile of a certain family near by arose  every night sounds of discord and  strife that came to be distinctive and  of compelling interest. One night in  this- disturbed and disturbing home  a row-ensued that made all,previous  rackets there seem as the cooing of  doves. All over the court windows  flew open, that of McFarlane and  Stringer among them. From what  could be heard it seemed that murder was beingidone. They were just  about to dash off, thinking to rescue  a woman-from the hands of a brutal,  besotted husband, when suddenly an  excited little urchin rushed out of a  doonvay, and yelled to a group of  night hawks assembled on the pavement :  "Come on up quick, youse; me  mudder's killin' me fadder." ���������"  Then the windows were all slammed down and interest in the episode  suddenly faded.  HANDSOME  JEWELRY  CATALOGUE  FREE  QUR 144 page Catalogue'  ,. illustrated in colors will  be sent free upon request.  - This is the finest Catalogue of Diamonds, Jewelry,  Silverware, China, Cut  Glass, Leather Goods,  Stationery and Novelties  ever issued.  We prepay all express  charges onevery article  sold by us and cheerfully  refund the money if goods  are not satisfactory.  RYRIE BROS., Limited  134-138 Yonge Street  TORONTO  A Connecticut farmer planted tobacco seeds that had lain in a jar for  forty-five years. The seeds raised  healthy plants and were declared to  be tobacco by factory experts just in  time to save them from going into the  cold slaw.;     ' ���������  "Willie, did you put your penny in  the contribution box in Sunday school  today?"  "No, mamma; I ast Eddy Lake, the  preacher's son, if I couldn't keep it  an' spend it for candy, an' he gave  me permission."  -The most obstinate corns and warts  fail to resist Holloway's Corn Cure.  Try it.  Reporter���������Professor, what language  do you suppose the people nearest the  North Pole speak?  The   Professor���������What   a   question!'!  Polish, of course.  Baltimore, Md., Nov. 11, 1903.  Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.  Sirs,���������I came across a bottle of vour  MINARD'S LINIMENT in the hands  of one of the students at the University at Maryland, and he being bo  kind as to let me use it for a very bad  sprain, which I obtained, in training  for foot races, and to say that it  helped me would be putting it very  mildly, and I therefore ask if you  would let me know of one of your  agents that is closest to Baltimore so  that I may obtain some of it. Thanking you in advance, I remain,  Yours truly,  W. C. McCUEAN.  14 St. Paul Street,  Care Oliver Typewriter Co.  P.S.���������Kindly answer ot once.  "I diagnose nil my enses from the  patient's eyes," said a doctor emphatically. "Now, your right eye tells mc  that your liver is affected."  "Excuse me, doctor," the patient remarked, "but my riglit eye is a glass  one."  "A Peripatetic.  The hotel at Wainwright, one of  the new divisional points of the  Grand Trunk Pacific and one of the  new towns along that line which are  booming at present, was noCbuilt originally at Wainwright, but at a  point called Denwood, some three  miles and a half east. When the line  was going through and the new towns  were being projected, the proprietor of  the hotel got What he thought was a  sure tip that a spot on the prairie  called Denwood was to be the divisional point. With real western enterprise he built his big hotel before  the line, ready for traffic to come,  waiting already to be the centre of  life for the new western hub, gateway or bread basket���������every town in  the west' is one of the three. But  the line went elsewhere. Wainwright  was chosen'as the divisional point.  Nothing daunted, the proprietor proceeded t" haul his hotel to the new  ���������wn ar- located at the corner of  what is now Main street and Second  avenue, Wainwright. As he had to  drive the lumber for his first hotel  tome 32 miles over the prairie, he  certainly deserves some modicum of  success.  Exploration Ethics  That ethics might play a part in  polar explorations probably was not  dreamed of in the earlier days of the  art, science, or whatever it may be  called, It now seems possible^ however, that in future the would-be discoverer of poles and the like will be  compelled to take a course in polar  ethics before lie can secure .his license. According to the statement of  one of the physicians who accompanied a former expedition1 poleward, if  the newspaper accounts may be relied  upon, Dr. Cook, even if he did discover the north pole, ought to be  disciplined for "violating the ethics of  polar expeditions" by using a portion  of the route: which another discoverer  had laid out.���������New York Tribune.  Do It Now:���������Disorders of the digestive apparatus should be dealt with at  once before complications arise that  may be difficult to cope with. The  surest remedy to this end and one that  is within ,reach of all, is Parmelee's  Vegetable Pills, the best laxative and  sedative on the market. Do not delay,  but try them now. ,One trial will convince anyone that they are the best  stomach regulato** that can be got.  '"Who gave the bride away?"  "Her  little  brother.    He stood  up  right in the middle of the ceremony  and yelled   'Hurrah,   Fanny,    you've  got him at last!' "  Minard's Liniment Cures Burns'  Etc.  Father���������And so your teacher is  dead?  Sc-nny-What's the good of that  while the school is still there?���������Meg-  gendorfer Blaetter.  v   Six balloons for observation and  signalling purposes have been s&p:-  plied to each German army corps.  P  THE   FINEST   TEA  ,'The  World Produces  -v  Sold only in sealed  lead packets  At" all Grocers.  CROSS-EYES  and all eye dl-so-sne-i. CaUmU  ������<Nmc ovor the sight can be cares'  by Or. Osrl.r's abaorptloa ms-stle*  u.!li<id.   Write for Free Book.  Franklin O.Carter.M.D.  182 State St.. Chicago. III.  Sugar Water.  Eau sucree is said to, dispel thirst  more efficaciously than any other  drink, and it is simplicity itself. Put  three large lumps of sugar in a tumbler with a tablespoonful of water and  allow the sugar to dissolve, then fill  up with more cold water. The French  hay that the perf-^ction of this drink  consists in letting the sugar first melt  slowly in a small quantity of water  Rubies are practically indestructible  except by fire.  A subway for electric cars to cost  $2,000,000, will be built under the  harbor of Sydney, N.S.W.  She���������You seem to think it very  funny that I should refuse you.  He���������Yes; Jones bet me $50 you  wouldn't refuse anyone, and I win.  "Sonic men," said Uncle Ebon,  "can't lay a little money ^ for a  rainy day wlfout beln' fooled by de  fust sprinklin* cart dat turns de corner."���������Washington Star.  Minard's Liniment relieves Neuralgia.  As a result of the world crusade  against drug abuses, China this year  will reduce by 16 per cent her opium  acreage. Dope that formerly, in New  York City, could be bought for $1.50  a pound, now brings $50 nnd is hard  to get at that,  Send for free sample to Dept, N.U., Na-  tional Drug & Chemical Co., Toronto.  W. N. U., No. 762  C.P.R. Telegraphs.  The 65,000 miles of telegraph wire  already operated by the C.P.R. will  receive considerable additions during  the coming months. Nine hundred  and seventy-one miles of wire will be  erected between Winnipeg and Field,  and another 276 miles bstween Calgary and Cranbrook. "A new wire has  just bien completed b������twe������n Toronto  and Sudbury, thus giving Toronto nn  independent connection with Winnipeg. Owing to the growth of business  between Vancouver Island and the  mainland another cable will probably  be laid in the near future. Should  the contributors to tho Pacific cable  decide to lay on Atlantic cable as  part of the scheme of an "All-red  communication between Great Britain and Australia, via Canada, the  Canadian Pacific is stated to have  offered its right of way from Halifax  to Vancouver for a special wire for  thc handling of this business.  Railways to Spend $30,000,000.  With tho immense works of the  Grand'Trunk Pacific Railway Co. and  the Canadian Pacific and Canadian  Northern Cos.' improvements, together with the building of many new elevators, it is difficult to imagine the  ultimate expansion of the two ports of  of Fort William and Port Arthur, on  Lake Superior. An imaginary line  alone separates these two municipalities, and the fusion of their interests  in course of time will be inevitable,  It is stated that within the next few  years these railway companies 'will  spend nearly $30,000,000 upon terminal facilities at these points.���������Standard of Empiro.  Agents Wanted  to push and sell a  full line   of   The  Willmott  Binders,  Mowers,      Rakes,  Shockers,    Shock  Loaders,   Etc.  Apply  HENRY  W.   KING,  Western  Representative. Regina.  ��������� :',���������.; CO'.yjjMjTlp: ^i  'Mi'LtdNibrnflmd,  DISINFECT  THE BARN  and do it with  A Bad Memory  Harvey Worthington Loomis once  went abroad to study music.  He was a young man, nnd when,  after n two week's voyage, he' landed  in France, he was very homesick. Ho  stood it for two days and then booked  his passage on the same ship and returned to America.  When he rang the bell at his home  in Brooklyn, his sister opened tlie  door.  "Why, Hnrvoy!" hIic exclaimed,  "what is the matter?"  "Oh," he replied innocently, "I for-  got my toothbrush."���������Success Maga-  i*lno.  A safe disinfectant with which to  spray the interior woodwork of barns  or sheds.  It is perfectly harmless and can be  used on any wooden drinking troughs  or feed boxes.   Will not rust iron.  Use "Cattle   and   Sheep   Drip"  your live stock.  Ask   your  storekeeper  or  write  Sales Manager.  on  to  Carbon Oil WorRs,  Limited,  WINNIPEG, CANADA.  Time-Tried SHverw-irc  Silverware that stands the wear i  and tear ot dally use Is the  ������ kind stamped  1847 ROGERS BROS:  For sixty-one years this has  been the quality mark on  knives, forks, spoons, etc.  Bssl lis stU, dishes, witters,  H<��������� lis shaped  MCRIDEN BRIT4CO.  HIS ������������ UUDINO -DKALIRS      _nSilPMT rtatt that Wean''  m  l-".*^..,'l--W������"..W'.'.'^^ SSBER.  tmsiw  ,'-.'-���������;'������������������'  .I!*.*''.  THE    LEDGE,    GREENWOOD,    BRITISH'    COLUMBIA:.  The  linioti  Eholt, B. C.  A COMFORTABLE  HOSTELRY  John A. fSePastep  PropriGtor.  ooo  i?j fi m m m &y  nelson, B. 0.  CKO. 1".  WU1.I.S, rrojiri������:li)i*.  First-class in everything.  Steam heat, electric light,  private baths. Telephone  in every room. First-class  bar ancl barber shop.  'J3us meets all trains.  CITY  ������J$&*|>  Baggage transferred to  any part of the City. Furniture moved to any part of  the District. General Dray-  ing- of all kinds.  SIDNEY OLIVER.  Is published every Thursday at Greenwood, 13 C , and the price is Js a year,  postage free to all parts of Canada, and  Great Britain. To the United Slates and  other countries it is sent postpaid . for  J.?.50 a year." Address all letters to The  Ledge, Greenwood, 15. C.  R. T. LOWERY,  PUBLISHER.  GREENWOOD B    C.,  DEC    n,   i:/)0.  Tub mint nt Ottawa, will add a'  refinery at a cost of" Sf'7,000. The  mint will make. $5, $10 and S20  gold coins,' ami may nwAh- oue  valued at $2 .->(>. The - ni - '  the first to agitato fur a '/���������������������������  mint, but always-* conteiiilfii Muit. ii  should have been built at Nakusp  or Now Denver. lloWt-ve.r, it is  better to have one niak'ing'muney,  even in Ottawa, than none at. all.  We will bo pleased at any time to  receive or even look at tin* gold  minted iu this glorious Dominion.  HTtttTmarjcmr*  I Get your Razt rs Honed f  and your'Baths at  Fray/ley's  F  Shop, Greenwood,  sqs-qggsq  %Mii ill     g  ���������4/Bsoe gw  PHOENIX ������������  The nearest hotel to the ������&  te Granby mines. One of the w  largest dining rooms in the {JijU  city. The bar is replete CM  with nerve bracers of all "V-**.  <=*"> kinds, and the most fra-  f3j grant cigars. Drop up and  K^/% sec mc  f}    A. 0. JOHNSON    g  nVj I'KOPJJIETOR. r&  M 1.*. RCJIA NT TA.I LOB.  Clotlies Cleaned, Pressed and  Repaired.  Dry Cleaning a Specialty.  GREENWOOD, B, C.  A blue mark here indicates that  your   Subs-cription   lias  become   deceased,   and  that the  editor   would  once more like to  commune with  your collateral.  Suoi'  early and  near Clirislmas.  save  the  rush  Tin.-* year Canada  raised 10,000  tons of sugar beets.  Tu*.* Lord must love the Liberal.-*  in Eiitish Columbia.  Tn   Pbifiiix   the   King-.S'Tntzer  ���������[���������{���������ani/ii'd for  l)l'('h',.utl'Hi  l1.'!!-   :>';"  thc M������.  il/inci-  ���������-on  and   played  at the big  .1 ili'-t- cunin  last Saturday  Tun big fight between Jim JelT-  rios and ��������� J'tc.k -Jo'ii-ikou will not  take place in (.'ivi'invooil. It will  li!i[ip(-n in California next Fourth  of J illy. Johnson is a great, fighter  and a I so a great eater, but ha-*  never iiad a scrap with booz������.  Year-i ago when he was sboi t of  cash lie would buy a glass 01 beer  and then eat. all tlio free lunch in  sight without touching the beer.  lEe. can eat three spring chicken  and twenty biscuit.-' without making a false motion, lie mny be  only a black pug. but ns a monument to physical power without  booze be should lie a brunette  model for every temperance orator  between the two chinks.  1 ] ,' H  .-1.11  -.-nil 1  j It ls just-as well, sonny, when  j you go lo Prince Rupert (0 fake  i vour own rain barrel.  \3L  If you wish to know how it feels  ��������� to die just try to run & store with-  ; out advertising.  httUWiC'i  ���������^piJRWIHin  tJ L. I i *J a "4 3 v Uuw  NELSON, B. C.  Real Estate,  Mines,  Insurance and  Fruit Lands.  CORRESPONDENCE    SOLICITED.  ��������� ���������*?-���������>  Adam must have been a happy  man. His wile never fcolded him  for flirting with the chambermaid.  EvEiiYBODv, even father, is working in Phoenix, and  that  camp is  already  loaded  Christmas.  with   turkey   for  Just after the election there was  a great movement in real estate  along the 0. P. li., between Monh  Dead and Vancouver.  e������  Gpeencaood, B. C  The oldest hotel in the city, and still  under the same management. Rooms  ���������comfortable, meals equal to any in the  .city, and the bar sppplies only the best  ���������Corner of Greenwood and Government  Streets.  J, W. Jlelsoii  THE  Arlington Hotel  GREENWOOD  Js the place for Peep-o'-Day Cocktails    and   Evening    JNigbo-Caps.  jButterruilk a specialty during the  warm season. .  C. A. Dempsey, Prop.  Mountaineer and Kootenay Standard Cigars.  Made by  3. & l\n\\\\ $ go., nefscn  ���������*��������� ���������* ������������������������������������ - - -       -      -       - -  - ���������  Frank Fletclicr  Piiovixcial Land Surveyor,  Kelson, B. C.  A  nd MIDWAY  AI'ouu 400,000 tons of high explosives are made in the United  States every year and nearly all of  it is transported by  the railroads.  Tjik provincial legislature will  meet in Victoria about the 20Lh of  January and tlio session will 11 it  likely last more than three weeks.  Till:*.-* arc becoming prosperous  in Ireland. Mai-v policemen or  politicians in list have returned to  their native land from the United  States.  Kkvkx commercial travelers have  recently changed their place of  residence from Vancouver to kelson. They know enough to come  in out of the rain.  Tm-: "November Colliers contains  an article entitled " Old aud New  Kootenay,"' wiillen by JO- vV.  Dynes. We know the article is  good for part of the article we  wrote years ago when the bloom  was on tho boom .in the Kootenay,  and civilization had not pushed its  feet very' fur into -tlie arena of  frontier life. Id might be apropos  to mention that some of the articles we wroio iu those dear old  days have been printed in every  English country, much f,to the  pleasure or sadness of millions.  When the trails were first cut  Kootenay certainly had a great  chute of typical western life.  , Insurance of any kind is a good  investment, whether life, accideut  or fire. In Phoenix D. J. Matlie-  scn pays particular- attention to  this line of business and those interested should consult him at their  earliest convenience in person or  by mail.  * Eggs May Be Scarce.  To the little brown hen said the big  red rooster :  '* You don't lay eggs  us  often   a*-*  vou uster."  And   the  little  brown   lien    si-id  '��������� T-7o, you but!  I'd have yon know that I'm a suffragette."'  Real spiiiig chiekcr.--   '!:���������:!���������   <������������������ -:u  in the fail ai':- b.-'M-; -.���������;���������.. :   .'  the \\ indsfii- !���������'.=���������' *. *  epicures of ihe cits   nave ,..--.-.  f.he flier.-  .!���������>.���������:   fi'    is'     '-'Wl!',  Ills    l\t'l    , j 1  ...  way   i-.i.ii t; >-    iii.'.t'  mine     'I'hcy  arc   ~a.fi   ��������������������������� 1  mat.eh with any tis'.nn >'��������� ��������� .-i-  '   >si.s-i  '''*.>'���������  It is ri'|iO!'|.i!il iii B-.i-iton  thatj ihe  Granby  is 'trying t.o ���������iecuru"control  of the 13. C. Copper company.  The Grand Trunk Pacific will  build new steamers for the coast-  trade. They will be called the  Prince George and  Prince liuperC.  White Horse ha-* received 100  barrels of beer from Victoria. It  is not .likely that the local editors  will leave town until spring.  Tiie customs office in Kaslo is to  be closed ,nexb month and John  Mcintosh removed to Fernie. Tbe  board of trade will send in a protest to tho Dominion  government.  D.ivo Kane has an eye on the  mayor's chair in Kaslo.  London and New York capital  will expend live millions at Prince  Rtipeit putting in a streetcar and  electric light Bystem. A smelter  will also be erected to make coke  and treat the ores of the district.  John Houston Fays that since  he ciime to Fort George he has not  bought or drunk a 113* booze, although firewater is being sold in  the camp.  In Columbia last week Orrin D.  Bush of Phoenix was married to  Miss Frances Itossie Coufct**.  This season 22. carloads of potatoes have been shipped from  Grand Forks.  T. S. "WattH has succeeded to C  E. Lane as head electrician.at the  Granby smeltei.  The only time some people look  pleasant is when the photographer  tells them to,  .. For attempting suicide at Prince  Rupert by the laudanum route A.  B. Troni'iyne got two months in  jail. Too much booze and not  enough of money was the cause of  the trouble.  Dealer in Coal, Wood, Ties, Poles,, etc.'  Heavy Teaming''  to any part of the District..-  ������������������ Unequalled lor Domestic Use"  ���������*4-^'*"'i/'"i'y''">/^^*''''>.'"*^^  V ^      ��������� :   .   -    .    ;  And a word to the unwise is suf-  licii nt���������if it is the right w������������nl.  Success is .-onictiincs   ihe   n-:  of beating the i'Mut i*������'ll'<������v [���������> it  A   1 '-!"    : -    '��������� '  '  GREENWOOD  Is situated in the heart of the city and within  stepping distance of all the banks, restaurants,  express, stage, telegraph offices, etc. .The building is heated with hot water and has a radiator  in every room. The bar cont-uins'a large variety  - of brewed, vinted and distilled beverages suitable to the tastes of.a cosmopolitan population.  Come in and have something.  J. H. GOODEVE - - - PROPRIETOR  ?***y-"'������/?'(>''i*y*&^''^'&'''^  GQ9Q������@Q������8Q������9&Xi&9������3 GSS ������0O������ffi ajSQCSJOa DS������0S������S C3S-9"S������������ 9  ii  ������      .   The Argo Mining and Tunnel Co. is organized under the  ������   laws of B. C. with a c:ipifc������l stock of $125,000, divided into 500,-  000 shares of 25 cents each,   non-personal  liability.    The company is now engaged inrunuing a long-tunnel'under a number  8 of valuable claims  adjoining the  City  of  Greenwood.- These  g   claims show valuable ore upon the surface and if it is found at *  t)  a great depth the enterprise wiil become one- of the richest in- 1  ������   the Boundary.    There are few better chances, for investment in  S   this province, and the success  of this tunnel  will  make many  9 rich and Greenwood one of_J.be best mining camps in the west.  9  Investors and visitors are invited to inspect the   properties.  OLA LOFSTAD,  Pi evident.  ���������*}& ������$m&������&9 -&-&������a-s<se������ ���������^j'Sjfj**������*':  A. S. BLACK,      *~  Secretary.  "-'iSi^'^*3Si&S'B������������i^������t^������������������a-^^  ���������III!   I  <v!*7tn%  7 71  w  \  \C\f>  rt<*xfl  m^]  Li!--:-. ;  \- hi!, lie  b.'ili.  -   ;i;s  uihi"  lO's   11!  iii.tn 11 ���������*,.-.  'i'ill-IIH.V  .     :l,   "   I  Cigar Co. of Ntd-  tnvi'l   Se-il a cigar  i-t-Wi'i  '1 ue  1  room.-'  I" i in es.  ���������il  -sl'.\  The  aiiii  ".Hill  '-.���������:-.t<i>ci '���������  is   hoatt-.-'-  ���������.Tfricity  [>{ii* i;-" ahv  meais  ���������iav  '.XCflKTl  ys ahi'iHSf of the  re served   in   rho - life  TIM--*'-.-  Leaves Green wood for Spokane  it 7 a. m., aud for Oroville at 2:30  p. m. J. McDo.vei.l.  J. E. Cameron.  Leading Tailor of tho  Kootenays.  The Kootenay Saloon  Sandon, B. 0., ha*, a line 01 nerve  bracers unsurpassed in any tnouo-  tain town 01 the Great West. A  glass of aqua pura given free with  spirits nienti.  Hotel  Alexander  PHOENIX,   B.   C.  Is a comfortable home for  the miner and traveler.  Good meals and pleasant  rooms. Pure liquors and  fragrant cigars in the bar.  ���������R.  V. CHISHOLM- PuoriiiBToa.  THE HOTEL GRANBY  Is pleasantly situated in the heart  of Grand Forks, and is convenient  ���������io all tho leading financial and  commercial iustiiulinu:-* of the city.  Travelers will find it a comfortable  place to sojourn when in the city.  FRED RUSSELL  TftEiaOpJT HOUSE  Neloou. B. C, la run on tlie  the American and European  plan. Nothing yellow about  thc houae except the gold in  tVe safe,  ..MMnne   &��������� TneaiTills,  Float is. not a periodical.  It is a book containing SG  illustrations all told, aud  is filled with sketches and  stones of western life. It  tells how a gambler cashed  in after the flush days of  Sandon ; how it rained in  Xew Denver long after  Noah was dead ; how a  parson took a drink at  Boar Lake in early days ;  how justice was dealt in  Kaslo in ���������'9.3; how the  saloon man outprayed tho  women in Kalamazoo, and  graphically depicts the  roamings of a western  editor among the tender-  feet in tbe cent belt. It  contains the early history  of Nelson and a romance  of the Silver Kiug mine.  In it are printed three  western poems, nnd drr,-  ens of articles too numerous to mention. Send for  oiic.bt.fore.it iu too Jate.  Tlio price is 25 cents,  postpaid to any part of tho  woi'id. Address all letters lo  J:r Germany the conservatives  are alarmed at the increase of  socialism. .So far it has not affected the price of lager beer or  iiinburger cheese.  Anotiiei*. Pompeii has been discovered in Africa, ]t was a city  buried in sand long centuries ago  aud when dug into this summer all  the citizens were found to be dead.  It is stated that the hookworm  disease can be cured by a few doses  of thymol and Epsom salts. The  bookworm disease can be eradicated by a total abstention from  literature.  Tub Province says that North  Vancouver is without water. This  is an awful state of affairs, but it  is to be hoped that at least a little  milk and whiskey can be obtained  iu that dry city.  The Liberals had much to do  with the success of the Conservative party in B. C. A Liberal can  cross a ballot the right way when  be feels liko it and has not lost his  visiou or brains.   .  Have faith. Unbelief is the  most unsettled and uiistablething  in life. Luck of faith in one another leads to a life of suspicion,  selfishness, without sympathy and  congeniality ; it destroys the germ  of happino-is, wiveks peace and  cloud.-, the sunshine of life. It. estranges hearts thati were' made to  love, and severs unions that have  been declared that "man should  uot put asunder." No words mean  more to home, happiu'ess and  heaven, than these, "Be not faithless, but believing."  For Sale���������Thc Commercial hotel  in Greenwood aud furnishings.  Price, 81,500; $.300. cash, and the  balance on time at S per cent, interest.    Apply to J. \V. Mellor.  Before repeating a bit of gossip  it would be well to ask ourselves  three questions : First, Is it true ?  second, Is ib kind? third, Is it  necessary? This practice would  save us many bitter memories and  regrets.  Toilet sets, manicure sets and  similar goods are in abundance at  the store of J. L. Coles.  P c.li-  The 'Visi-isor"Hotel Co.  .J. Oarttor, .Manager  m  Vr  }/���������:<  '*���������(!.  slA  v/idciowscn, Ascsyer, Nelson, B. C.  Taki* your ]l"jiair.s to  A D. MORRiSON  Grand Forks, the Leading  <i^  .A  of the Boundary District  Regular monthly meetings of  Greenwood lodge No. 28, A. F.'  & A. M., are held on tlio first  Thursday in each month in Fraternity hall, Wood block, Government  street. Greenwood. Visiting brethren  are cordially inyitcd to attend.  JAS, S. IS I UN IK. Ssicr-i-nry,  ���������rG������S*������-*^������-*-2 *s<2^������&3GC2C'S3tir^&%tt&$Z<3Z^S@Gatt&S<B^39������������  T.  Lovi  7>s|M|   t-J.,  InJf^tA  very  CiREKNWOOD. 15. C.  The Hotel Slocan  Three Forks, II. C, is the lending  hotel of thc city. Mountain trout  and game dlii'icrs n np������r-iully.  Rooms re.n-rvi;(1 by't'-'lagrnph.  Hugh Hiven, Prop  Tin* Golden Star has lost some  ads becaui-e the paper -was not run  to suit some of the local people.  The Star man should run his paper to suit everybody and then he  would not be bothered with any  ads at all.  The rich have their troubles. J.  D. Rockefeller's house at Cleveland has (0 bo guarded by the police to keep him from a possible,  killing. It also recently prevented  John from speaking at a church  banquet as lie ia afraid to come  homo in the dark. J. D. should  come to B. C. aud join the provincial police.  Ajian just in from the Klondike says that he has grown peaclies  in the Yukon. He would graft  the peaches onto cottonwoor] trues  and when the^blooms disappeared  in tho spring tlio peaches would  continue growing cotton shirt?-  which kept the trees from freezing.  This is probably the way Old Man  SimpKon grow so many bananas  in Cranbrook.  A i.AWVKiiat tl)3 Canadian Soo  j limped into the river because he  claimed the Lord told him to do  no. For some time ho bad been  attending evangelical meetings) and  every night when coming home on  the ferry he would got down on  liis knees 'nnd pray. Thus it will  be wen (hat nometirnes religion:-  excitement will turn a man's head,  although IliiH is the first time that  we over heard of a lawyer going  batty from listening to u bund oi  profcHHional soul (���������avers,  Jawbone is  backbone.  often  mistaken for  Greenwood Miners'  ��������� -..     Union, No. 22, W.  en*    iiAo F  M<i me(,tg every  Saturday evening in Union Hall, Copper street, Greenwood, at 7:30.  Also in  hall at   Mother Lodo mine  Fridav evenings nt 7:80.  GEO. HEATHERTON, Secretary  i Greenwood, is  the borne for workingmen of all nations,   It is  convenieut to the smelter on the bill. The dining room is Blip-  plied with tasty and substantial food, while the bar contains the  best wet goods in the market. Electric lights all over the  Hot and cold baths.  The Kootenay Relic in a cigar  that can be found in all parts nf  the Boundary, ond you should ask  the inau behind the bar to produce  it when you lino up to the'ma  hogany.    When some men ^attempt a joke  it is like breaking a pane of gluss  with a sledge hammer,  Olympia oyster cocktails always  ready at the Windsor hotel.  Every man owes something to  his country; most of us are heavily  iu the national debt.  ALEX.   STEWART  EHOLT, B. C.  Dealer in Drugs, Stationery and  Fancy Goods. Prescriptions compounded with careful promptness.  Orders By mail receive prompt  attention.  a premises.  f-Qla  Lofstad,   Proprietor  Get something nseful for that  Christmas  Present.  Seo Coles for fancy goods. His  stock is large and Well tn-sorted.  No matter -how bad a man in,  liis wife firmly believes in bis good  intentions.  Toys,  doll-*,   and  g.'iine.s  of  kinds at J. L. Coles.  nil  Last week the Given woo 1  i-im I  ter   treated    11,407   tons   oi   on-,  nearly all of which canv  I'i'mui ill--  sMotlicr J.'i(h'''inin'-.  Dimnoiiil drilling oouniit'sti-'.vl Ji*t.  Friday upon tlie Rawhide in  Phoenix.  This year the S'il.ly mini: on tn"  \V'".-t Fim'k b.'.s shipped seven car-  li-ad;' of on; to tho Trail HincHcr,  The on- i.*. worth about SIL'.") a ton.  Tic I! 1..!. Copper Co, li^s on  hand 700 ion* m coispfi and the  ������������������xn-utive oiuuiilitee ii.ii decided  to ttint for better prices beforo HOll-  JugJt..  P.  fjotip is now  a resident of  Prince lytipcrt.  EASTERN*CANADA  EXCURSIONS  l.oiv KoiiiuI Trip Union to  Ontario, Quebec and  Maritime Provinces.  Tickets on sale Doc. 1 to Dec. 31, inclusive, good to return within three uioiitlis.  Tickets Lssucil in connection with Atlantic  .SU-amsipli IHiMiics'i will he on sale from  Ns-v. 2i'.ini! liniileil to five months fiom  elate of issue.  I'iiicst l.qtiiptncnt, Standard I'irnt Clii:-!*  und Tourist .Sleeping Curs and Dining  Cars on all Through Trains. Conipnrt-  iiieiii-Lihrary-Ol'.servntion Cars on "Imperial Limited" mid "Atl'inlic Express."  WW*&,/������������������*   A ,,    ^Jfe  .: & r  i, k-  3 TJiro.iigli ExpriN.s Trains Dally 3  Gullcy is showing a fine  line of  Ilockoi's  Chairs,  Hearthrugs,  Pictures  All suitable for Christmas and New Year'd Gifts.  5naps in AH Lines.  T.-M. GULLEY A/CO.  Phone 27. Greenwood, B. 0  PI^OVir-iCE HOTELt  (Irauil Forks, is si lar-rt! tluvii".trii'i!y  'nick   hotel  that prnviihw tlm pulilie  '.-MSil,    ni    III-  triii!    Ill luti*.'-  with good ine.'ils and   p  A new hulldln-.', I'tir tii-  HMii/i.A;;.-;!':  sis tor  H  yteuj iiia rik������ t Hotel  i e home lor all tourists  and millionaires visiting New  Denver,   /lrltish   Columbia.  -���������'F.HPY    f-JTEGE    PRO PR  STAEKEY & CO.  ��������� "������������������*���������;  NHU'ON, n. C.  WHODKSAbK  !.:l:,\l,KKS  IN  PhchH'J''    and   Provisions  Tin*; "TORON'IU liXl'RlWS"  I'.'iivps WinnipeK daily at  22:.p, ninlciiif,'  connections at Toronto for nil points Hast  and West I hereof.  The "Imperial Limited" leaven Winnipeg  dally at 18:15, and the "Atlantic Kxpress"  at 8:00 dally,  tuiil.iiitf  connections at  Montreal for all point;1 Kast thereof.  Apply to the nearest C. 1'. H. ngenl for  full particular**).  't ni in1 fi-r sif l,I-|'i->r I.Iitoiihc.  l';il." \s.lis'..' tii.-t I inli'iiil tsuir'I'ly i" 'li" llsiinl  ��������� t Lli'i'ii-tsi (.'iiii,iiil"i.,|l������iioi'.*i ni tliu 1 lly of I'li'i'i'ii*  wiioil lit Itiiilr ihinI. ������ilrlii.< f.ir n li-nn.-fur nf llii'  Ili|iiur liiii'ii'iinow I111I1I |liy l!liiirli:si A, McClim-i  for ill's Wlinlfrir li->L-:l. ftltiuitu on  Lritn .11 iiml  .it,:III(iiik 7,  I'l.in VI, I'lty of Oi'udiiwuul, to,  RriitHt.), (Jurlliii'. ���������  Jiit-itl the fiUi tiny of Novotiitmr,  .IAM1W MctJitEA'VH,  Attornc*" In fiiel for UhurltM A, .MtCHini:  OWfV'Y'S OLAI-:^  Diiriisu lln- :i7  niontlis thsii   I.oivoryV  Claim u'as mi caiili ll did hiir-iiMis- *>II  ,ovijr  tin.-   world.     It,   wan   tho   most  ,iiiif|iie, indopnniliMit ond fcarU'HH journal i!vcr iii'iirliiL'i'd iiiC'iuml't,    I'oliticnl  md tlKioUviciil ciit'inli'H purntiHtl it with  ���������hi!  vdiidiii of a nittl'-HiiiisU) until tlio  yovtii'iimmit shut  it out of tho irinil!-,  and  Its iidilur  ec/isnd   to   puhllnh   it,  j������iifly on 'iircniiiil  nf n ���������Inisy llvi-r nnd  imrtly tieciiiMf it ral'ci* a pllu of inonoy  to run n finper that in outlaw-!.!. 1 horn  aris Htill lio dlffurent (idltioini of thin con-  domii(!(l journal In print.   Sond lOcontp  ������nd get ono or $'2 CO find irot tho bunch.  It. T. LOWIMY.  , Greenwood, B. Q,


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