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 ���������.     '       I I      r'      '^ ,- . . *"  '      ' ' ���������'"��������� ',''."'  Vol.   XVII;  GREENWOOD, B. ,C.,. THUESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1910.  No.. 21  '/ ' '' .: !,   ' -,-*.''**'.^���������JJ'i*������l  ��������� .��������� '>,-'v,U'H*y't',rJ  ��������� ���������"    ���������*-* -??M?l?i  ,    i    t . ii -���������-"  r ^*i*jspj||  *    ' .        I*-,  / *-,   >'*i- r^ 'H(r*-ll  "������������������;\ "'���������'-���������p^l  .  ;'-V.^;-*a  FROM THE KITCHEN TO TRAIN.  SWEATERS, - UNDERWEAR, ��������� BLANKETS, ��������� SOCKS, - ETC.  &&m>iK^s������@&9&(m&������9<sm������������������3)������& t  few  Wo   have   the   smartest   Kitchen  Cabinet on earth.   Special at ������7.00.  GREENWOOD,    B.   C.  msammmmEm!smB������m8&3msmm.  wsmisswmmw^s^^m^s^ssmswaB^am.  |MHIiB!BlH<^^  We have a Large Assortment of Christinas Qoods, including the following���������  -".Fancy, Goods, Leather Goods,  Books, Toilet  Sets,  'Hand Bags, China, Dressing Cases, Case Pipes, Cigar  Holders, Cigar Cases, Tobacco Pouches, Fountain  Pens, Dolly, Toys, Games, Sleighs and Sleds.  'This abrevi-jtecj list may interest you enough to. make us a visit  iMiffliW'^^  COPPER STREET, GREENWOOD.  ������ Motion Pictures, StereopticonViews.Illustrated Songs ������   *     *3-*,  _���������___     y-*j  A TWO HOURS ENTERTAINMENT EVERY -  - Cir  MONDAY, - WEDNESDAY - FRIDAY - AND  SATURDAY   EVENINGS   AT   8    O'CLOCK.  ' "Complete'Change of Program Monday and Friday.        i  ADMISSION. ��������� Adults, 25c;   Children,   15c  Until you size up our Stock and Prices  We carry a BIG LINE of ALL KINDS.  Y  GREENWOOD,   B. C.  OPPOSITE  THE   POST OFFICE. PHONE  27  qffl'"^-''*'-^^  ���������ser  The Windsor Hotel is oue of tke best furnished *^  -hotels in the West.    It is located in the heart of /  Greenwood and within easy reach of all the Onan- 6^  cial and  commercial institutions of the Copper \  ���������    Metropolis**.   Heated with steam and lit by elec- *^j  tricity.    Commodious sample rooms.    Tlie bar is '/  replete with all modern beverages, and the Cafe fr  never closes.    Rooms reserved by telegraph. \  The Windsor Hotel Co.       E. J. Car tier, Manager J  ><WW'iMiHW'*>0'9'!*������<*?^^  TEMPERANCE *  is all right if shorn of huinbuggery.  Too much water drinking is just  as injurious as too much liquor or  anything else'.  OUR PURE WINES  AND LIQUORS  are medicinal if not abused. Every  household should have a moderate  supply of pure wines or liquors in  the closet for emergency���������either  unexpected visitors or sudden illness, when a drop of pure liquor  in time may forestall all necessity  for drugs.  ���������tonuwd Eidtior gompany, Titiiwters* ���������0r������������ittwfl, B. #/ g  i&9999������9Q99&<M&)&������Q&QQ������9Q^������������������&������99900em0O������&9������������9ao������$  ft  fl. Regular monthly meetinga of  ���������sk/^f Greenwood lodge No. 26, A. V.  /\/* & A. M., are held on the first  .. Thursday in each month in Fraternity hall, Wood block, Government  fltreet, Greenwood. Visiting brethren  #re dordially inyltocl to attend.  JAB, S, J*U(N"IK, Seorotury,  . F. ML  Greenwood Miners  Union, No. 22, W.  F M.', meota every  Saturday evening in Union Hall, Copper street, Greenwood, at 7:80.  Also in hall at  Mother Lode mine  Friday evenings at 7:80,  LESTER MACKENZIE, Si'dy,  Suit Cases,-Travelling.Ba#s  and Trunks.   See the Line.  You will save money by seeing  i  The Furniture & Stove Man.  PHONE 16.        ��������� GREENWOOD, IJ. C.  PASTRY BAKED DAILY AHD  ALWAYS FRESH.  SWIFT'S PlffliiJiVJ HAMS  help to make a savory breakfast.  PREMIUFVI LARD  SWIFT'S  is the delight of those who know  how to cook.      "*���������  **y       U     3 rBS^Pf-lr?  Stpfft  Clip This Out.  The legal weight per bushel of  farm staple commodities, as fixed  by the laws of the Dominion of  Canada, is as follows : ���������  Commodity.  "Wheat    .  Oats  Barley  Eye  Buckwheat  Flax  Indian Corn    .  Peas  Beans  Beets  Carrots    .  Castor Beans   .  Clover Seed  Hemp Seed  Onions  Parsnips .  Potatoes .  Turnips  .  Timothy Seed .  Blue Grass Seed  Lime  Bituminous. Coal  Eggs 1^- pounds per standard doz.  Weight per  Bus.  .    GO lbs.  .    34  )-  .    48  i)  .    56  i>  .    48  n  .    56  ������������������  .    56  ���������>  .    60  *<  .    00  ii  .    60  ���������'  .    60  )>  .    40  m  .    60  )-  .    44  >)  .    50  )>  .    60  ���������)  .    60  ������������������  .    60  d  .    48  ���������>  .    14  j>  .    70  ���������)  .    70  Dead Otter Saves Prospector  Valdez, Alaska.���������Alaska is iambus for the lavish manner in which  through seeming freaks of fortune,  she has bestowed**- wealth upou  those who. within her borders,  have sought to better their finances.  But never perhaps has fortune  smiled in such strange gnise as  upou Edward Reed, a prospector  owning what are believed to be  valuable copper properties located  on Prince William Sound.  Confronted with the necessity of  doing assessment work, Keed has  been hampered for ready cash, and  his efforts to obtain oven the few  hundreds of dollars necessary to  satisfy his immediate demands  even have been unsuccessful. Reed  concluded that unless something  out of the ordinary happened he  was in bad straits, and was strolling along the shore near his claim  in search of inspiration when he  chanced upon his Godsend.  Swashing against the beach Reed  observed the body of a sea animal  not long dead. Reeci was dragging  his find upon tbe beach for further  ins-pection although hit*, belief was  that it was a land 'otter, when  along came au Indian, who upon  catching sight of Reed's' burden  began ejaculating his surprise and  crying, "heap skookum sea otter."  It was not until then that Reed  realized the extent of his fortune.  He has disposed of the pelt for  8900, more than enough to defray  the expenses of the necessary  assessment work,  Ho that liveth on hope will die  fasting.  Diligence is the mother of good  luck.  - Robert Bond is spending a  days in town. '  V: Dynes has moved from Nelson to Penticton.  Bob Perry has -returned lo'the  city for the winter."'  The Presbyterians will build a  new church in Phoenix.  The force at the Napoleon will  be doubled this month.  Randolph Stuart has a real  estate office in Victoria. .  R. H. Hargreaves has resigned  as leader of the'Boy Scouts.  Alex Stosvart has left the hospital and returned to Eholt.  Ola Lofstad has completely razed  the. old Palace. Livery l)iiildinf������.  The Windsor has li"<m painted  internally and otherwise improved.  In October the'net earnings of  the B. C. Copper Co. were 817,500.  Boun*.���������To Mr. and .Mrs. Harry  Bidder, oil November i"!S, a daughter..  Three pack-train's are running  out of llope to Steamboat rrioui-.-  tain."  Hugh   Cowan,    a   pioneer    of  Princeton,  died  in   California \ of'  Bright's disease. j  Harold Nelson played The "Wolf  last Monday to a large and apprt**-- [  ciativo audience.  James Copland was in town last  week aud reports a coming boom  for Camp McKinney.  At his studio in Greenwood, J.  H. James can take photographs at  any time, day or night.  Tho Argo Tunnel Co. has donated the necessary timber required  by the new skating rink.  Black and orange will be tbe  colors of the Phoenix hockey club.  A. A. White is manager.  The Motion Picture Show four  nights a week affords plenty of  amusement in Greenwood.  Delay in the arrival of powder  o-Mif-'-'d the Big Tunnel to shut  down a few (Ir-y-s last w-ek.  In Phoenix, on December lolh,  McDavis and Scotty L'tckie will  box 20 rounds for S200 side, bi-t. .  Jimmy McDougall has returned  from his holidays, and is agaiu  behind the mahogany at the Wind-  soiv  The editor of the Phoenix Pioneer is happy.' He has just received  money from four insurance companies.  Typographical triumphs are being constantly produced at the  oflice of Greenwood's leading excitement.  The demolition of the Pioneer  hotel building has been completed,  and Billy will soon bo marching  ou to Carmi.  James McGregor mining inspector, sprained his ankle in a Hedley  mine and will have to step easy for  a week or two.  Iene Tuyvasset died in the hospital yesterday from the effects of  the gunshot accident he met with  a few days ago.  Harry Shrapnell is moving to  Vancouver. Id is reported that he  made $40,000 by tho rise of real  estate in that town.  The changing of whiskey to  water is a live question in Midway,  although the matter will not be  discussed in Victoria.  For grafting, Charles Taylor has  been fired from the provincial police in Stewart. This does not  surprise Kholt or Phoenix.  Charles Dempsey and Ed Rip-  poto came in from the r.tnch ou  Monday and will spend the winter  in the red metal metropolis.  Eltnar Olsen came in from Merr-  itt last week. During tho past few  years he lias made considerable  money upon railway contracts.  Big Andy Johnson and Charles  ITagan returned to Phoenix a few  days ago and they havo already  smoked a box of Big Andy cigars.  Bill Beach spent Sunday in the  metropolis. He now owns a general store at English Cove, and  deals in everything from hobble  skirts to cabbage.  A public meeting will bo held in  the Fin* Hall on Friday first', for  the purpose of electing oflicers for  the .'Greenwood Hockey Club for  the coming season. ���������   ,  ceased for the winter. It has not  he made known when the branch  from Midway to Greenwood will be  constructed.  In the "breach of promise case  between Rose Hartmann and A. E  Thomas, the defendent has put in  a defence. Tbe suit is for ������10.000  damages and will come before the  court in May.  The Greenwood Smelter will  soon have a capacity of a- million  pounds of copper a month. The  ore run through tho furnaces assays 1-f per cent, copper aud $1.25  in gold and silver per ton.  , A Social will be held on Thnrs-  Dec, 8, in the hall (Wood block,  Government street), at 8 p.m. All  are welcome.    Lots of fun.    Light  5 cents.  Western Float i  refreshments.     Entrance 2i  Rev. M. F. Hilton, Convenor.  Challenge.���������Jimmy Britt of  Butte, hereby challenges Jim Donnelly to a 20 round boxing enntpst,  at any place, for 8200 side bet,  winner to take entire receipts.  Qiie.eusbury rules, with one hand  free.  Grover McKitrick was killed in  thc Mother Jod mine last May. In  order to receive the SI,500 under  the Compensation Act. his father  has made application for an arbitration aud the case will be arbitra-  tcjd by Judge Brown upon the 20th  of this month.  NEW GOLD CAMP.  James Donald of Greenwood,  ���������"���������ays that all the reports about  Steamboat Mountain are true. The  camp has some of the fiuest free-  inilling gold ore in the province.  H. Williams of'South Africa, with  whom Donald was prospecting,  says that he has never seen anything in any part of the world as  rich as Steamboat Mountain and  has ei.gaged soveral men to prospect for him next spring.' The  stampede to the Steamboat camp  has caused a shortage of provisions  at Hope. Pack horses are scarce  and cost ������15 a day. A Vancouver  company has bought a group of  claims aud will put up a 200 stamp  mill. An hotel is being built at  S������i":::nboat* and-another at Hope.  II. Slovens of New York, is of the  opinion that Steamboat has Sheep  (..'reek faded as a free millidg camp..  Time will tell.      ���������.���������-...,..  A Bird Cage.  The prisoner was before the bar  of justice for having been before  some other bar too long..  "What were you doing drunk on  the street?" asked the judge.  "Was I drunk, judge?" was the  reply in a tone of surprised innocence.  "The arrestiug oflicer says you  were."  "Under oath ?,;  "Certainly."  "Perhaps he's right, judge; but  I was just going along with a birdcage in my hand."  The judge had a jug set before  the prisoner.  "Do you call that a bird-cage?''  he inquired. "That's what yon  were carrying along in 3*our band."  The prisoner picked it up careful ry, removed the stopper, took a  smell, aud turned it upside down.  It was as dry as he was.  "Well, judge," he answered  slowly, "it ain't a bird-cage now,  since them officers has had a whack  at it."  "Probably you are sober now  and see things differently."  "That ain't it, judge. It was a  bird-cage when I had it last."  "Possibly you can explain what  you mean by a bird-cage," suggested tbe puzzled judge.  "Eisy enough, judge," smiled  the prisoner. "It had forty or  fifty swallows in it when they got  it."  The judge dismissed the case.  Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen  is"the pen that has been recognized as a standard since fountain  pens were first invented. They  are sold by J. L. Coles. '  , After travelling all over the  west, tho celebrated hockey player,  Billy Hood, has returned to this  city, and during the winter he will  play hockey with Greenwood.  Voting for tlio election of officers  for the Greenwood Minors' Union  will take place at the No. 7, today, tomorrow at the Mother Lode  and on Saturday in Greenwood.  Near Priuceton, work on the  V- V. & E. railway has practically  Cheaper than the Company.  An old time travelling man was  talking of experiences of former  days ou the road. "Frequently,"  said this traveler, "I journeyed to  Oincinatti. The fare from this city  to that place was then about S3 25.  I saved something by handing the  conductor 82 in cash. "Oue day  there was an excursion ancl I  bought a round-jtrip ticket for 81.25  or SI.50. I've forgotten the exact  amount but that circumstance need  not cripple tlio story. , When I  handed this ticket to the conductor,  as he tore off the return coupon, he  looked at me nn4 in a voice betraying how deeply he was hurt, bu remarked : 'My young friend, don't  you know that I can afford to haul  you much cheaper than this com-  pauy can ?.' "-��������� Indianapolis News.  Merritt will have electric  lights  this month.  In Rnpe carpenters are paid 62������  cents an hour.  Hot-water heaters are to be made  in Vancouver.  The new town east of Hazelton  is called Lark ton.  Bread is five cents a loaf in  North Vancouver.  In Point Grey street arc lamps  have been installed.  Chilliwack will build a city hall  at a cost of $21,000.  Municipal waterworks are being  installed at Oroville.  H. Murk of Penticton, will open  a restaurant in Merritt.  A. E. Howsc & Co will open a  general store in Merritt.  Fred Mullins is wanted at the  coast for forging cheques.  A Conconully boy recently killed  two coyotes with one shot.  George Jay is i*c8gistrat0 of the  juvenile court in Victoria."  A 85,000 steam laundry wil be  opened in Stewart this winter.  Tobacco has been grown this  year 15 miles west of Ashcroft.  The flag that waves over Coleman school is 18 feet in length.  In Revelstoke the police court  is nearly always doing business.  At present the mail is carried bj'  canoe from Kitselas to Hazelton.  At Lacombe, Alberta, a farmer  recently received $240 for 12 live  hogs.  For the first time English sparrows appeared this month in Rossland.  Every day there is shipped from  Coleman to Greenwood 300 tons of  coke.  From Hosmer, 250 tons each of  coal and coke are being shipped  daily.  About 100 men are mushing between Dawson and the outside  tbwnfl.  In October tho payroll of the  Crow's Nest Pass Coal Co. was  8170,000. .      ...  "" There -are 70 - men working in  the Lone Pine-Surprise mine, near  Republic.  In Vernon fresh eggs are 55  cents a dozen'and apples are five  cents a pound.  For selling liquor without a  license at Hosmer, a Slav was fined  S300 and costs.  It is reported that dynamite is  being used in the Elk river for.  fishing purposes.  The Snlivan mine in East Kootenay is shipping 100 tons of ore to  tbe Trail smelter.  The Neglectful Cook.  At Sunday dinner the other day  a little fellow was picking tho  drumsticks of a chicken and swallowed one of the tendrons. After  much difficulty it was removed  from his throat when he looked up  and said:  "Oh, mamma, it wasn't the  ohickabiddy's fault; it was becauso  cook forgot to take off its garters.*'  At Regina the depot and hotel  of the Grand Trunk Pacific railway  will cost S500,000.  James McDowall was fined 610  for using obscene language iu the  streets of Victoria.  It is rumored that the C.P.R.  will build a large hotel between  Old and l^ew Michel.  The Conservatives will erect a  ten-storey building in Vancouver  at a cost of 8450,000.  Seven men were arrested in  Vancouver last week for playing  blackjack in a box-car.  Quite a number of people were  recently fined in' Ladysmith for  using profane language.  The Princess Royal is to replace  the Charmer on the run between  Vancouver and Victoria.  Next month, in Stewart, an amateur company will amuse the  people with comic opera.  John Mclvor, formerly of Phoenix, died in Prince Rupert last  month from appendicitis.  Eighteen years ago this winter  the population of Kaslo was three  times greator than Nelson.  The demand for pig fead is now  so great in Canada that tho Trail  cannot supply the demand.  At Grand Forks a Doukhobor  was fined S25 for burying a child  without a certificate of death.  The business men of Rossland  will back the hockey team of that  city during the coming season.  A new street-car line is to be  built between Vancouver and New  Westminster, via the North road:  A compressor plant, boilers and  bath-tubs are being installed at  the Lucky Jim mine ia theSlocau.  A mountain goat was recently  brought into Port Essington that  weighed after being dressed 240  pounds.  The proposed starting of a drug  store in Old Michel has catnsed a  vast amount of disctissiou in New  Michel.  The Frases river is several feet  above its. normal level owing to  the recent heavy rains along its  watershed.  A box of big pot'ifcoe-i arf- ci ox-  hihition in "New ''^'o.-"imiiiM/-r'.  None of the spuds weigh 'lWiS, than  31- pound-**. ' ''-'V'"'   ,  When  the railway  i-;, finished, '  experts say that Prince Rupert will  Iv-come the greatest fish city in the  Dominion. ,. ,     "/'  C. E. Hahnn   has- sold  105 Pea-;  tions of timber in the Fi-rt George'  district to  a  British company for  81,500.000.  While chopping wood  at ��������� Rlair-  more Mrs. Patier was killed  by a '  flying  piece of  wood striking her  on the head. -.      ...  i        - *  This year 77 carloads of peaches -  were shipped from the Okanagan.  Summerlaud''shipped 45   cars   of  this number.  For graft ia connection with the'  permission of gambling in Seattle,  the chief of police in that city has  been dismissed.  Almost every night holrl-ups  occur upon the streets of Vancouver. The city is in need of a vigilance committee.  The Conservative'* recently organized in' Prince Rupert. J. A.  Kirkpatrick is president, and Dr.  Quinlan, secretary.  At Squirrel river, 600 miles from  Nome, there are 1,000 men camped  upon aecotint of the aew placer   -  diggings at that point.  There was raised this year on the  Diamond D rauch in  the Bulkley  valley,   87,000 worth of oats, and  -'  hay valued at 830,000.  Mann  & Mackenzie will begin-  next   spring   building   a   railroad  from Edmonton to the Yukon, via  the Peace river country.  This year 536 carloads of fruit,  and vegetables were shipped  from  the Okanagan.     Of  this number  246 were from Kelowna.  In Vancouver, SO rooms are being added to the Hotel Vancouver,  at an expense of 8300,000. This  hotel will soon be the greatest iu  Canada.  Dawson    is    320    miles   from  White Horse and a Norwegian recently   walked   tbat   distance   in  eight days.     He should  make* a ��������� *  successful country aetor.  Last   May,   50,000 lake   trout,  none more than an inch long, weve'-  put in   Loet  lake   near   Chesaw.  Just lately many of .these  trout"  have been' ta"ken' out" ~of"~ffii^lake "  having grown ten inches in length  in 6ix months.���������Cbesaw'News.  Osborne   Plunkettf    the   .well-  known lawyer and politician, died  in Vancouver last week.     He was.  interested  in -mining-'in-various  parts of the province, and  during '  1S97, iu company with his partners -  expended 860.000 in the Slocan.  The Weary World.  You say the world is a weary  place, where man is selfish and  mean and base, where words are  hollow and hearts are cold, aud  life is only a race for gold. Ah,  how I pity your state of mind i  Whatever you seek in this world  you will find ! If you look for men  that are base and mean, you'll find  them thick in your neighborhood.  If seeking virtue, just take a walk  ���������you'll iind a sample on every  block. I say the world is a bally-  joint ! I cry to the croaking ones,  aroint! Each day that I live I am  more impressed by the goodness  housed in the human breast.  There are'kindly hearts, there are  helping hands, an thick as the  blooming seashore sands! There  There are open doors for the sonl  astray, and cheerful pilgrims to  point the way. The world no  doubt is a dismal place, if you are  seeking the mean and base; but it's  all O. Iv., and it beats the band,  if you are hunting .the good and  grand !���������Walt Mason.  The World's Playground.  Describing the Rockies of Britinh  Columbia ������s the future playground  of the world, Dr. Thomas G. Long-  staff,   the famous Alpine climber,  aud fellow of the Royal Geographical Society, has just described in  London the delights   of   his   experiences during his recent visit to  to this province.     Dr.   Long-jtaff  was amongst the few  who   have  made a successful ascent of Mount  Athabasca.     "Switzerland,"  said  Dr. Longstaff, "may be called the  playground of Europe,   hut I say  that the RockioB will he the playground of the world."     Compared  with India and other parta of the  world where he had  traveled,   not  only   did   British Columbia offer  greater facilities for the sportsmau  but it was- free from   malaria aud  other diseases common to tropical  countries.  When British Columbia  and what she offered became better  knowu to sportsmen there would bo  a   rush   iu   this  direction.    The  Htatement that tbif* province was  shot out was utterly false.    'There  was plouty of 'shooting, aud, with  vast sections of the Rockies still  unexplored, those who wauted id  could   secure   the   best  possible  sport.    He had himself se-r-ti tsighfi  bears in teu days,  besides numerous mountain goats.  -.>���������  .y^'h.  V'-f^f  '..���������v-i.  .----   -'    if  ��������� -'-.-w  ,; '-''-.'i'i  *--'.. fc'A- .  r ..' >, ,^-fi E  -.VM'I  ,'^-'i;HpB  '-". '-M  ���������''''Villi  **-/M  i.-.3|  /- via  . "'it  'V"-'"'-*'���������'  '<��������� ."ii  ,V-t"'  ���������'. ii\  .-.*���������������'  ''���������It'll  m laaaaaMauDseis  Mr������HmwimmrmmusmMmmmm  M������������m~������mi������������l  ; *���������> --���������>'-' i-  ,. i  ��������� i  lli|iiilllS|:iS  ..,;.-..,..-...---.-.-.i<A?v*:l'<  THE   LEDGE.   GREENWOOD.   BRITISH  COLUMBIA.  c.  Oily  Clerk. Sells Him a Presidential Panama Block.  FLATTERY   DOES  THE  TRICK.  ICopyrltrlit,  Pays Top Price and Thon Lies About  It to His Wile���������Exchange at Barber  Shop Causes a Whole Lot of Trouble,  Anothor Exchange at Midnight Makes  Matters Straight.  By   M.   QUAD.  1U10,   by   Associated   Literary  Press.'  'KEN Mr. Bowser went to  buy n sirnw lint lit* In.  tended to Invwi Just $2.  He lind s.-iid to Mrs. Mow*  6cr Hint tlie man \v!io paid moro lUtiu  that sum was n rei-kless Idiot. When  he renelied the store nnd nsUed for u  two dollar hut the snlesrmiii looked nt  hill) In u puzzled way und then queried:  "It ia for your t-hoffer. I suppose?  "i'es, a two dollar hat is good enoiif,'h  for him. . Senator, why dun't you buy  one for yourself at the same ilmeV"  'i'al.eu for a senator rljrlit oil* tlio  reel���������taken for a eapiialisi who could  afford uu amo and a cliaiifl'eur,- n  mail to whom a few dollars was nothing!  Mr,    I'owser    was    fluttered.      lie  wouldn't have been huuinii otherwise,  especially when the salesman com In  uod:  "I can give you a duplicate of President Tuft's panama. This way.  please,"  "But I thought"���������  "Just lu this illuming, senator, and  1 don't want them picked over before  you get your choice. Now, look at  them. Here are style, wear and dignity.  When you see n man wearing one of  these hats you can place tiini at once.  Been buying any more autoa lately?"  "N-o-o-o."  "Well, half n dozen ought to do you.  Tilings In Wall street looking up a hit?  They say that all you senators keep  posted."  ���������'Y-e-s, we do."  "Here's- ihe mate to Tuft's panama.  made of the same model. We asked  him .���������?;)() for his because Uncle Sam has  to pay I lie bill, but in your case it's  ���������?2."i.     ���������examine   it.     Keel   of   it.     I.ei  nowsEit, VL.& rrur.ED, bites.  me put It ou 3*oiir head.   Senator, you  never had anything like it."  ������������������i-tliouglii of something a little  cheaper." said  .Mr.  Bowser.  "lXiu't. senator. You are as good as  Taft. You waut something above the  common herd. Look iu the glass again.  Jusl your til, and yuu don't lose a  shade ol dignity."  Chuckles at His Bargain,  Mr. Bowser thought of what he had  said about the reckless idiot, but be  also felt ihat he was cornered. I-ie  hud been mistaken for a senator who  bud six autos and speculated in Wall  .street, and he hated to let himself  dowu. As a result he took- the hat.  When he reached home and met Mrs.  Bowser's accusing eye he said:  "Friend of mine introduced me to  the hatter, and I got this for $4. 1'  think it's a bargain."  "But did you go and pay $4 for a hat  ���������when you kuew I hadu't a glove to  put on my baud!" she exclaimed.  "I was rather dragged into it, but it  looks like a pretty good hat. You  ehall have some pin money nest week."  Mr. Bowser swelled around uuder  that panama hat. He put the price  at $35. He called attention to It. He  felt a warm glow'when he saw the  street car conductor looking at it. He  gave it a rakish slant on bis head and  felt to pity other men. As he came in  to dinner the other evening Mrs. Bowser 'was not at band to notice the  change of hats. It was only ufter the  meal had been finished and tbey had  come up from the dining room to sit  on tbe froDt steps that she glanced at  tbe hall tree and exclaimed:  "Why, Mr. Bowser, have you been  trading hats?"  "What do you mean?"  "Why, this isn't your four dollar hat.  This one never cost the half of that."  "By the jumping jingo!" he shouted  ds he grabbed for tbe hat  "It Isn't yours?"  "Of course It isn't. Some one has  taken mine and left this behind. Say,  now���������eay"���������  "It mast have been some caller at  the office."  "It was. I'll bet a hundred dollars  to a cent that it was that infertu)  Professor Swlggs! Yes. it was. He  had crease on his hair and smelt of  nluiergrceu. Look on (his sweat band.  Smell of il."  "But if he made a misrake you can  telephone him."  A Loud Smelling Discovery.  "Tc-lephoue nothing I saw him looking at my hat, and I know be changed  on purpose.'* I don't know where he  lives. 1 never heard of him before.  He called to tsee if 1 was Interested In  iisti-oiiiiin.v. By thunder, I'll put him  where he can't see stars or planets for  the next year!"  "I hope you get your hat back," said  Mrs. Bowser, "but don't gel too excited about it. Yours only cost $4, you  know."  "Kour dollars! Four dollars! Why,  I planked dowu Si*, lor that hat!"  "Bui you lold me $4. Yon said a  friend introduced you to tlie hat man,  and"-  "If  I  said $4   I  was nbsentminded.  Twenl.v-hve    big    dollars,    and    that  greasy haired ustnniomer has got it!"  ������������������Well,   what   are  you   going  to  do  nboni it?"  "Ho? Do? ' Why, I'll follow on hla  trail for the next 100 years. I'll never  let up till 1 have him in my clutches.  I'll go to the police. I'll advertise n  reward for him. My twenty-live dollar liat"-  "Wlilcli you told me was a oargniu  for $4."  Mr. Bowser rushed Into the telephone and called up police headquarters and staled his case. After he had  spent ten minutes In giving details tho  reply was:  "Very sorry, but we are not the  straw hat police. Inquire uext door."  Then lie rushed Out to the policeman  on the corner. The ollicer heard the  sad tale without being affected. On  the contrary, he calmly said:  "Yes, life is full of Just such harrowing ihlngs. but we must make the best  of flicm. I rather like the smell of  wintergreen myself."  A rush was made for home, and,  will) a wild hope in his heart, Mr.  Bowser said:  "Look here, Mrs. Bowser, I am not  going to threaten you!"  "No?"  ���������*1 urn going to coax you.  have  slipped   this old   hat  peir just for a joke on me.  I  will lake it as a joke.   Ha, ha  It would be quite a little joke."  ������������������Yes, Inn I didn't This is the hat  you wore home and hung up."  "Then I'll have the professor's life!  I'll dabble my hands in his winter-  green blood! I'll catch him by the  throat, and I'll t-w-i-s-t his brazen head  off!"  Hat Recovered, but His Lie Stands.  All the rest of the evening Mrs. Bowser tried to quiet aud console him. but  wiih poor success. Mr. Bowser walked  the floor and abused the professor. He  walked ihe floor aud planned how to  overhaul him. ' He even went out to  ihe gate with his mind so full of th"  event that he stopped the buix-her's  buy to relate particulars.  ���������*ll*s au awful case," replied tho boy,  "but 1 know something awfuler. I'ork  goes up another cent tomorrer!"  Midnight had come. Bowser had  tossed and groaned aud grunted and  fallen asleep. Mrs. Bowser was about  to go to dream la nd when there was a  wild ring at the doorbell. sMr. Bowser jumped out of bed and put bis head  out of the wiudow.  "Does   a   man   named   Bowser   live  here?" asked a man below.  "Yes. sir."  "ls his name in his straw hat?"  "It is."  "Well. I've got your Infernal old  headpiece here, aud 1 want my own  hat. You took mine when we were  getting shaved iu the barber shop  about 1 o'clock. Nice old party, you  are!"  "Are you Professor Swiggs?"  "Professor nothing! And I don't go  round stealing hats either!"  Mr. Bowser went downstairs and  passed out the wintergreen hat and received his own, and Mrs. Bowser had  nothing to say until he fell asleep  agaiu. Then she softly whispered to  herself:  "And he came home and said It cost  only ������4."      The Servant Problem.  Mistress (to the newly arrived. Norwegian)-Can you cook?  "Nil w."  "Can you do washing?"  "Naw." N  "Can you wait on table***"  "Naw."  ,~ "Well, what can you do?"  "Ah can milk reindeers."���������Metropolitan Magazine.  ORIGIN OF DOG DAY?,  Tou may  ou to the  If you did  ha!  They Have   No   Relation   to' Canines  or Their Diseases.  Thc "dog days" are the hottest of  the year, but they have nothing to  do with dogs or with any of their diseases or sufferings. The "clog days"  are so named because in the latitude  of tlie Mediterranean this, period coincided with that in whicli the dog  star rose at tlie same time as tlie sun  und therefore added its heat to that  of our already hot luminary. The  dog star. Sirius, t������ the brightest and  in appearance the largest of the fixed stars. It is called tho dog. star  because it is seen in the constellation calles-] Cnnis Major. According  to Ptolemy, this star used to have a  fiery color, rockier than tho planet  Mars, but is now altogether white  and has certainly been white for  many  centuries.  The heat of tho "dog days" really  comes from the gradual heating of  tlie earth's surface, which gathers  lioat nnrl becomes warmer from  groundhog time, Fob. 2, until about  Vug. 5, when it begins gradually to  lose its* heat, until groundhog time.  Theoretically Dec. 21 ought to be  tlie coldest of the year, because thnt  is the slim-test day of the year and  therefore receives the least heat and  light from the sun. But experience  shows that the coldest days are generally in February. In the same way  .June 21 oug'fit to be the hottest day  of the season, because it is the longest and hence receives the most light  and heat. But the earth continues  to accumulate more heat than it  radiates until after the climax of the  "clog day" season, when the cooling  effect begins to predominate over the  sun's heating effect, and so tlie net  result is the cooler weather, which  reachc-* its climax at groundhog lime  Why He Couldn't Pay.  Ho' was a switchman in a small  town. When it came time to pay his  board bill the lirst week he complained that work had been scarce nnd he  had not been able to save enough.  So his landlady, not with any too  good  grace,   agreed  to  wait.  It was the same the next week, and  tlie landlady, still hoping, kept him.  The third week alio felt he had had  every chance, and she was determined to get at least some of her  money. , She stated her request.  "Well, I did get some work this  week," he admitted, "but it was  mostly switching empty cars, and  we don't got anything for switching  empties."  Headaches    and     Neuralgic  Promptly   Cured   by  "Frult-a-tlves."  Pains  Where there are frequent attacks of  Nwralgla and Headaches, there is  always Constipation, Weakness of the  Kidneys and Blood Poisoning.  Non-action' of the bowels compels  the blood to absorb foul matter which  should have passed from the body.  "Weak Kidneys fail to filter from the  blood the necessary amount of waste.  The blood thus becomes poisoned  and It is this poisoned blood which  hurts the nerves and causes Neuralgia and Headaches.  "Fruit-a-tives," made from fruit  juices, acts on the bowels and kidneys  and is the greatest bloodr purifying  medicine in the world.  "Fruit-a-tives" is sold by all dealers  at 50c a box, 6 for $2.50, or trial size,  25c, or may be obtained from Frult-a-  tlves, Limited, Ottawa.  Distance  Lends  Enchantment  Tourist���������See  yon   rugged   rock   that  juts out to the rolling deop.  Cottager���������Hugged  nothin'!      That's  my  wife siUiii'  out   there  lukin'  her  sun balli.  .   That'Puzzled,(Via, Tool  A teacher was one clay instructing  her pupils in the mysteries of etymology, when she had occasion to  question a boy pupil with reference to  the word "recuperate."  "As an example," said the teacher,  "we will take the case of your father.  He is a hard-working "man."  "Yes'm," assented Charley.  "And when night comes he returns  home tired and worn out, doesn't he?"  "Yes'm," in further assent from  Charley".  "Then," continued the teacher, "it  being night, his work being over, and  he being tired, what does he do?"-  "That's what ma wants to know,"  said Charley.  Mrs. "Richlcigli (.scornfully)��������� "I wish  you' had more brains, Ferdinand, instead of so much money."  Ferdinand (unmoved)���������"I did once,  dear but it took all of them to got the  money.���������"��������������������������� The Widow.  The olive trre prodncs nlternnte  crops, a full yield being generally fjl-  lowcd by a scanty one thc next ye.;r.  Minard's    Liniment   Cures    Dandruff  The Cop���������Mrs. O'Flalicrty, Oi'll be-  to tele ye along wid mo.  Is thot so? Is it in a. nmblylance  thet ye'll iek me or in rimhints?"  A hair specialist has conic forward  with the warning that, if the largo  hat. craze continues women will lose  their hair. We. can well heliive this.  It must be extremely dillicult to find  anything in those huge structures.  Dysentery corrodes the Intestines  and speedily eats away the lining,  bringing about dangerous conditions  that may cause death. Dr. ,T. D.  Kcllogg's Dysentery Cordial clears  the intestinal canals of the germs that  cause tlio inflammation, nnd by protecting tlie lining from further ravages restores them to healthy condition. Those subject to dysentery  should not be without this simple yet  powerful remedy.  Sulphuric Acid Burns.  Burns from sulphuric acid- are eas  ily cured. Just remember that plain  water���������lots of it���������must be poured on  the victim of a sulphuric acid accident  at once, even to throwing tho party  into the water if possible. This aci.l  on the skin feels like fire. With water  quickly applied in great quantity this  acid is rendered harmless. Men have  been burned with it repeatedly without harm through a knowludge of this*  proper antidote. If not treatcl  promptly the most horrible disfigurements result. The police department  of Paris exhibits wax figures of faces'  of victims of the foreign practice ot  throwing this acid in one's face. A  prompt treatment of water woul I  nave rendered the acid harmless.  Pretty  Thrifty.  "Excellent as thrift is," said a Pitt**-  burg millionaire, "it may yet be car-  nod too far.  "Jones, for example, on a hot after  .loon entered a Pittsburg saloon to get  a glass of cold lager. Perceiving  Smith at the bar, he said generously  " 'Hello, Smith! Will you have n  beer?'  "The thrifty Smith, as he pushe I  away his empty glass, answered:  " 'No, thanks, Jones. I don't care  tor another Leer, but you can pay foi  this one I've just finished if you  like.' "  Canada during 1008 sent the United  Kingdom 1,454,6(53 hundredweight of  apples.  Minard's Liniment for sain everywhere  Germany has bpcome a great  leather exporting country.  A  SENSIBLE  MERCHANT.  Bear Islaml, Aug. 2G, 1903.  Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.  Dear Sirs,���������Your traveller is here  to-dav ancl we are getting a large  quantity of vour MINARD'S LINIMENT. We find it tlie best liniment  on tlie market making no exception.  We have been in business 13 years,  and have handled all kinds, but have  dropped them all but yours, that  soils itself; the others have to bo  pushed to got rid of.  W. A. HAGEItMAN.  He Wasn't  Hit With a Club.  "A man in our neighborhood who  used to practice two hours every day  on the trombone is in tiie hospital.  "Serves him right."  "I know what you think, but you're  mistaken.   He has typhoid fever."  During last year the earnings of per-  sons confined in British piisons show-  ed an increase of nearly $100,000.  "Ma," said a newspaperman's son,  "I know whv editors call themselves  'wc.'" "Why?" "So's the man that  reads the article will think there are  too many for him to tackle."  Uuickly stops cougbs,  cures colds, heals  Ihe   throat and  lungs. -   -   -   25 cents.  after  Mrs.  Why She  Hesitated.  "You should persuade your husband  to stop smoking." said one woman.  "But," replied the other, "I depend  on tbe tobacco coupons he gives mo  through ihe year to get him a Christmas present."���������Washington Star.  "A  woman   finds  u  man   out  she  is married   to  him,"  said  Jangles, bitterly.  "Yes," replied her husband, meek-  I ly, "But that doesn't give him a  | chance to lay off the mask. He's got  I to go on for years trying to keep the  j children convinced that he is an intelligent arid morally responsible person."���������Washington Evening Star.  How Lamp Chimneys Were Invented  Lump   glasses    were   invented    by  Mine Argand, the inventor of thc fain  his lamp and gas-burner which bear?  lis name. Ho had been experiment  ing Tor some time in trying to incren.-y  the light, but to no purpose. On thr  '.able befoie him lay the broken iicck  ���������if an oil flask. This he took up care  lessly and placed it, almost without  thought, over the wick. A brilliant  flame was the result, and the hint was  not lost upon the experimentalist, wh.*  , proceeded to put his discovery into  practical operation at once.  What Makes Mirrors Reflect?  Mirrors that are made of glass have  metal placed on one side of the glasj.  The light will pass through the glass,  but will  not pass through the  metal  backing.    Light  has tiie  property  of  bounding from a surface that it cannoi  penetrate,  the same as a  boil  wotikl  when thrown against a surface that it  cannot   penetrate.    The   light   passe.*  through the glass of the mirror, meet*  the metal  bricking and  then   bound**,  from  it.   This  bounding of thc  light  from the metal surface is called reflec  tion, and mirrors are said to reflect  Those  Foolish  Questions.  Smith, meeting Jones one day, exclaimed:  "Hello, Jones! You wearing  glasses I   What's that for?"  '���������  Jones, annoyed lit the foolishness  of the cjueation, unswered irritably:  "Corns I"  Mrs. M. C. Maitland, of Jasper,  Ont., tells in the following letter of I  her child's remarkable cure by tho j  Cuticura Remedies: '  " When my boy was about three months I  old Ills head broke out with a rush which  was very itchy and ran a. watery fluid. Wc  tried everything we could but he got worse  all the tjnic, till it spread to hla arms, legs,  and then to his entire body. He got so  bad that lie came near dying. The rash  would Itch so that he would scratch till  the blood ran and a thin yellowish stun*  would be all over his pillow In the morning. 1 had to put mittens on his hands to  prevent him tearing his skin. lie was almost a skeleton and his little hands were  thin like claws.  "lie was bad about eight months when  we tried Cuticura Remedies. I had not  laid him down In his cradle in the daytime for a long while. I washed him with  Cuticura Soap and put on one application  of Cuticura Ointment and he was so  soothed that he could sleep. You don't  know how glad I was lie felt better. It  took one box of Cuticura Ointment and  pretty near one cake of Cuticura Soap to  cure him. I think our boy would have  died but for thc Cuticura Remedies and 1  shall always remain a firm friend of them.  He was cured more than twenty years ago  and there has been no return of the  trouble."  (Signed) Mns. M. C. MAiixANn,  Jasper, Ont.  No more convincing proof of the efficacy and economy of the Cuticura Remedies could be given. As *i this instance, .  t, single cake of Cuticura Soap and box of  Cuticura Ointment are often sufficient.  Sold throughout the world. Potter Drug  & Cticm. Corp., Sole Props., Boston,  U. 8. A. Send for free Cuticura Booklet  on skin and scalp diseases.  If one be troubled with corns ancl  warts, he will find in Holloway's  Corn Cure an application that will  entirely relieve suffering.  Willing to Compromise  "Willie, if you will promise not to  eat another piece of candy for a month  I'll give you a dollar."  "I'll tell you what I'll do, pa. I'll  compromise with you?"  "You will compromise    with me?  What do you mean?"  "Give me 50 cents and I'll only eat  half as much as I've been eatin'."  'S HEALTH  WHENJORTY-FiVE  A Critical Period When Dr.  Williams' PinK Pills are  a Real Blessing.  Dr.  Williams' Pink  Pills arc absolutely tlio finest medicine that ever a  woman took.    At special    periods    u  woman  need.'- a medicine to  regulate  hor blood supply or her life will be a  round of pain and suffering.   It is at  such  times  that Br.  Williams'   Pink  Pills aro worth their weight in  gold,  for tliey make'new,  rich  blood, .that  banish   thc   secret  symptoms  of  distress  that only   women and   greying  girls know.    They   strengthen    every  ���������vital organ for ils special  task,  and  bring rosy checks and shapely forms  that tell of womanly health and happiness.    Mrs.    Richard    Lobb,    Red  Deer,   Alta.,   says:   "At  that  critical  period  in  my    life    known    as    the  change 1 suffered   so ' much   that I  hardly hoped to pull through.   I doctored   for   months,   but  did   not   get  any relief, and I grew so weak that  I could hardly walk   about,   and   it  was  impossible    for    mo  to    do  my  housewoik.    Only women   who   have  .suffered similarly can tell how much  1   endured���������the  constant misery,  the  dragged  out  feeling  ancl  the  terrible  backaches that beset me.   No woman  could have been in a' more wretched  condition   than  I   was   at  this  time,  and  it  was  then  that  my    attention  was  directed  to  Dr.  Williams'    Pink  Pills.    1  got a half dozen boxes and  before they  were all gone there  was  a  good   improvement    in    my condition.   Then I got six more boxes ancl  before I had used them all I felt like  a new woman and was enjoying better health than I had done for years.  Not  only   have  Dr.   Williams'    Pink-  Pills proved  a blessing to  me,    but  they  also   woiked  a great change  in  the  case   of   my   daughter,   who   was  in   a   very   miserable  condition   after  childbirth.      I    know    also    of   two  young  girls    whom   I. believe  would  have  been   in   their  graves   now "but  for   thc   use   of   Dr.   Williams'   Pink  Pills.    Considering what ' they   have  done for  me  ancl  what I have seen  them do for others, I am justified in  my enthusiasm for this medicine ancl  I  never lose an opportunity    to    recommend it."  Sold by all medicine dealers or by  mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes  for $2.50 from Tho Dr. Williams'  Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.  Trinidd's Asphalt Lake.  One of the natural wonders of the  world is the great pitch lake of Trinidad, the most southerly island of the  Britisji West Indies.. Paying better  than any gold or diamond mine, the  lake is locally known as "The IJlack  Diamond." An American syndicate  handles .most of this natural asphalt  uncles' a concession from the Government, and from one comer of the  lake obtains 800 tons every day. The  material is shipped in enormous  (j-iiuritities to America, England und  all parts of tiie world, where it is in  '.leinand for slroe.t making.  Close to the village of La Brea, the,  lake, is inspected every year by numerous visitors to the island, for it  is a curiosity not to be seen elsewhere. Tlie lake lies 138 feet above  thc sea and is three miles in circumference. -How" deep it is nobody  knows, for though many attempts  have been made to fathom it, all  have failed. To all appearances this ���������  is.indeed  tho  "bottomless  pit."  Scientists' describe the pitch substance'as "bituminous matter , floating on the surface of fresh water."  For three feet down the pitch ��������� is  solid enough to bear the weight of  men and allow of their, digging it up  in great slabs with pickaxe and  spade: Under that hard substance is  liquid pitch cast up by subterranean  fires, and under that again is the  fresh  water of the lake.  Though the syndicate secures several freight train loads, every day,  next morning when the army of  negroes return to their work the surface is level and hard as before. An  inexhaustible supply is therefore at  hand without any preliminary expense. Alongside the lake is a light  railway with iron cars that are run  down to the sea���������only a short ��������� dis-  tancc-r-and there the-asphalt is transferred to ships. From this remarkable industry the - Government of the  island receives a substantial part of  its revenue every year. Columbus  discovered Trinidad in 1493.  The  Better Way  Howard���������When Dr. Incision operated on mc he left a pair cf suigical  scissors in my anatomy. Cmi I sue  him fur damages?  Lawyer���������Better just send him a  large bill for.storage.  auickty stops coughs, cores colds, hcata  lbs  throat unci lungs. -   ���������   -" 25 cents.  "Mr. Skinimorhorn," inquired the  landlord, "how did you sleep last  night?" - "Li';'- a top," unswered the  guest. "T thought ho, 1 could hear  you���������aw���������humming nil  night long.",  Tn thc event of a Glue, Trust some-'  body would undoubtedly got stuck.  The Queen's Gift.  Many pretty stories have already  been told of Queen Mary's kindness  of -heart, and the latest to hand is a  very charming one. A young married  woman, who recently arrived at Bridlington with, her baby, found herself  in very distressing * circumstances,-  and," in her want and perplexity, shs  wrote a letter to Her Majesty, tellin<*  her of her sad and needy position  The Queen promptly had the matter  investigated, and it was proved to be a  genuine case, deserving assistance.  Then the kind Queen sent some money  to a trustworthy person to be expended in relieving tiie woman's distress,  and thus rescued her from her sorrowful plight by wiso and timely aid.  Those who know how royal ladies are  inundated with applications for pecuniary help will appreciate the mingled good sense and generosity with  which the case was dealt.  Compensating Hotels  During the hist three years 320 hotels in Victor ia were closed, tlio compensation amounting to $750,000, the  whole of which was borne by the  trade.  Pills That Have Benefited Thousands.���������Known far and near as a sure  remedy in the treatment of indigestion and all derangements of the stomach, liver and kidneys, Parmelee's  Vegetable Pills have brought relief to  thousands* when'other specifics have  failed/Innumerable testimonials can  be produced to establish the truth of  this assertion. Once tried they will  be found superior to all other pills  in the treatment of ailments for which  thoy are prescribed.  "Did you have a good seat at the  theatre?"  "I should say I did! During the  performance I sold 40 bushels of potatoes to the man sitting next to mc!"  Your Druggist Will Tell  You  Murine Eye Remedy relieves Son  Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes,  Doesn't Smart, Soothes Eye Pain,  nnd sells- for 50c. Try Murine in  Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for  Sculy Eyelidsoand Granulation. 1  Hungarians in the United States  send back $50,000,000 annually to  friends and relatives in Europe.  A Pill That Is Prized.���������There have  been many pills put upon the market  and pressed upon public attention,  but none has endured so long or met  with so much favor as Parmelee's  Vegetable Pills, "Widespread use of  them has attested their great value,  and they need no further advertisement than this. Having firmly e:-stnb-  lished themselves in public esteem,  they now rank without, a peer in tho  list of standard .vegetuhie preparations.  is the original���������has been  the standard for thirty-five  years..  There are thousands of  so-called "just as good"  Emulsions, but they are  not���������they are simply imitations which are never  as good as the original.  They are like thin millc���������  SCOTT'S is thick like a  heavy cream.  If you want it thin, do  it yourself���������with water-  but dont buy it thin.  FOR BALK BT ALL DRUOaiHTJ  On Another Errand.  The Gaekwar of Baroda was one of  the first,, of the native Indian princes  to take up motoring, and his state  car is a  really'gorgeous affair.  In this connection he tells an amusing story of a minor prince who  brought a motor-car some years ago.  It wus'a matter of considerable difficulty for him to get regular supplies  of petrol, while his tire difficulties  were-.more than.usual. Upon one occasion the Gaekwar met this prince,  gravely driving along in his motor-  ear, to which he had fitted a pair of  shafts and in them was harnessed an  old hoiseI  Upon another occasion the'Gaekwar  was visiting Windsor, and entered a  chemist's shop to make some purchases. A little girl came running towards the shop and tumbled just outside the door. The Gaekwar at once  went to her assistance, and, having  picked her up, said:  "How did you come to fall?"  "1 didn't come to fall," replied the  child with great dignity, "1 came for  some turpentine."  She Cured Her Husband  of Drinking  Write Her Todayand She Will Tell  You How You Can Do the Same  For overtwontj- years her huaband was a hard ���������  drinker.  Hehad tried ia every way to stop but  could not do  so, but  nine years auo she atop-  ficd hisdrinkineentlro-  y by using a simple  remedy which any one  can give fxjcretly. Hundreds have freed their  homssa. from drink by  following her advice.  The method io easy and  sure.-.���������'- If yon have a.  dear one who drinks we  earnestly advise you to  write to her at once..  She makes no chargo  for her help, (she asks  >������ysJ"-=Eff������������js^ *or n0 **-<"-ej- and Os>  yf X^-*z������?$%v������&l* cepts none)  one only  fit., win Ml y'oahowtoFr..-   "iSll^hft^������?J*S.  youi Home Iroo Drink.      Bonnlly  Intersated   in  ���������    j , . .       oaring ono who drinks.  Bend your letter with confidenco to her home.  Heroja her address���������  -io i".   Mr".* Marffaret Anderson,  ������?r ���������ft*****'.0 Av8n,u,-?.     Hlllburn. Naw York.  Note:   {Write your full imm������ nnd addrou vlatnlit���������  . _do not delay.)  Bend 10o.,  nni-u of pnper insl thU id. for oar  besiutirsil 8������Tlnsjs JBaalc nnsl Olslld'n Skt.toL.Book.  *B**u*ii bunk oontsslnsi ss Gosid Luck 1'oau/.  SCOTT & BOWNE  12S W-.lU**-*i-*������ Ssra-,1, Weil       Tor-sot*. Oat  Canadian Hair Restorer  "Dihbs is an up-to-dnte person."  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The Earl of Chesterfield, who has  heen-appointed Lord Steward of the  Household in successin to.Lord Beau-  champ, is no novice at Court duties,  for from 1892 to 1894 he filled the  office of Treasurer of the Household  to Queen Victoria. He is the tenth  peer of the title and is descended from  a famous family. The first Earl of  Chesterfield fought for King Charles  against the Roundheads. The fourtl.  Lord Chesterfield was tho author of  thc famous "Letters" in which ha  gives much good advice to his son, ono  particularly practical piece being:  "Let your lodging be up to your'  means, your dress abovo your me.ins.  and your living below your means.",  Lord Chesterfield is aged fifty-six, is'  very good-looking, and is considered  one of the best-dressed men in London. He is also a good shot and an  excellent golfer. '  ���������������������������-~~~������������������"~������������������*������������������--- t  Dramatist at Trial.  The dramatic features of the Crip-  pen case are appealing to actors and'  playwrights'as no other case in the  history of English criminality, ani  features of it will undoubtedly find,  their way to the stage. This was ovi*'  denced the other day by the appear*!  ince in Bow Street court room of Sir|  John Hare and H. B. Irving, lcuding  English actors, and of Sir Wm. Gil*;  bert, playwright. They had seats closaj  to the witness stand, and made fre-l  quent notes. On two previous occa-l  sions Sir W. Gilbert was honored with  a seat by the-side of Sir Albert Da  Rulzon, tho presiding magistrate.  Tho Beit Timekeepers  j The best timekeeper In the world  'adorns tbe steeple of the Berlin ob-  Juervatory. It vuriea only fifteen one-  Uiousundths of a second dally. In  other words, it varies only a full second In slxtv-nlx und two-third dava.  STOVE POLISH  is not a little, messy box  of powder that has to be  mixed with water, nor a  hard cake that has to be  scraped. It is a generous  can of paste, easily  applied and magical in  its results. For stoves,  pipes, grates and ironwork. .  If your dealer does not carry  "Black Knight" Stove Polish In  stock, send us his name and ioc,  and we will send a full size tin  by return mail.  .TOE F. F. DALLEY CO., UNITED  H1HILT0N. ONT. 28  Mtktrt of the famous "i in j" Shot Poiish.  STEAMSHIP PASSENGERS  SAILING   FROM  NEW   YORK  Book Your Rail Passage Via  PAUL OR  DULUTH, CHICAGO  and  ST.  via  ���������4*$  The   only   Double   Track   lioutc  Niagara Fulls  Through Trains  Daily  Scenic Route; Smooth Roadbed;  Polite Employees and Special Attention given Steamship Passengers.  Wc represent all Steamship Lines  and Cook's Tours.  All information cheerfully given,  reservations made and tickets issued.  A, E. DUFF, Goneral Agent Passenger  Department.  Phone 7098. !"0G Portnge Ave., Winnipeg 11      .v    ���������-   ���������   ' I   ,  >,( r   ^  THE   LEDGE,   GREENWOOD,   BRITISH  COLUMBIA.  DUELS BETWEEN ANIMALS.  Thinks -no one could have it wo~r.se���������  Was, cured by DR. CHASE'S   '  -,.".     .OINTMENT.  There are plenty more fatal .diseases than eczema, but not many  which cause more, downright suffering.  The tendency of eczema .to spread  over the body is annoy-ng and discouraging, ancl the itching���������tlie almost-cohntunt and persistent itching���������  nearly drive's a person crazy.  You "can scarcely-.wonder that people are 'enthusiastic"over Dr. Chase's  Ointment, when it bangs them prompt  relief and actually cures itching, tormenting eczema. And if you could  read 'a few. hundreds of-the letters  we receive'from cured ones you would  not be long in deciding what treat;  ment to apply for .eczema, .salt rheum  and similar skin diseases.    ,-  Mrs. Fred W. Clark, Pctworth,.Ad-  dington Co., Ont., writes:*"My mother  had eczema on both legs far about  20 years.   She .doctored    for   a   long  time and tried everything for it, but.  got. no relief until a friend advised  her to -use Dr. Chase's Ointment,  which she got.  "She found that Dr. Chase's Ointment gave her-great relief, so she got  some more and continued this treatment faithfully, until now she is entirely cured of eczema. I .don't think  anyone could have this disease worse  than she did, and shall not attempt  to 'describe her suffering. She recommends Dr. Chase's''Ointment to any  one suffering from eczema."  It is such cures as this that has  made Dr.-Chase's Ointmentthe "standard ointment" the world over. Do  not be satisfied with thc -'"just as  good" kind: It will 'only disappoint.  .If you insist in getting what you,ask  for you will be bettor pleased after-  wards'ana your .intelligence will not  be insulted next time.  Dr. Chase's Ointment, GO cts. a box,  all dealers, or Edmanson, Bates &  Co., Toronto. Write for fiee copy of  Dr. Chase's recipes.  .  -.   . At Oyster Bay.    -  Contributing Editor���������What do you  want?    , _     ,   - ��������� ���������    '���������  Sociologist���������-Nothing;.I'11 just snoop  around a while to sec how you live.���������  Sun.  Protect the child from the ravages  ofv worms by using Mother Graves'  Worm Exterminator. Tt is a standard  remedy,^ and. years, of use have enhanced -"its reputation.  Getting Back At Father  Father���������"This is your little sister,  Tommy; you will love hur very dearly,  will you not?"  Tomiiiy���������"Ye-'cs, of course; but it  will cost a great deal to keep her,  won't it?"     ,  Father���������"I presume so."  'Toiniuj���������"Yes, and when I asked  you the other day to buy a while  rabbit, you said yuu couldn't afford  it."  The old constitutional maxim, "The  King can do no wiong," literally is  true, his majesty's acts being the acts  of his ministers, who are responsible  to the House of'Commons.  -' DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED  by local applications, ns they-cannot  reach the diseased portion of the car.  There is only one way to cure deafness, ancl that ,is by constitutional  remedies. Deafness is caused by an  inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian -Tube. When  this tube is inflamed you have a  rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,  and when it is entirely .closed, deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this  tube restored to its normal condition,  hearing/will be - destroyed forever;  nine cases out of tsin are caused by  Catarrh, which is nothing but an .inflamed .-condition of the mucous surfaces. *���������  We will give One Hundred Dollars  for any.'ctise of Deafness (caused by  catarrh)'" that cannot, be cured by  Hall's Catairh Cure.' Send for circulars, free.  F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.  Sold by Druggists, 75c.  Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.  auickly steps coughs, cures colds, healo  tho throat and lungs. ���������   ���������   ���������  25 cents.  i.   Literal  "Everything about Mrs.    Millyuns'  house is in such good taste."  "Especially the dinners."  Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc.  Cork,'if sunk two hundred feet deep  in thc ocean, will not rise, on account of- the pressure of the water.  ' It Will Cure a Cold.���������Colds are the  commonest ailments of mankind and,  if neglected, may lead to serious conditions.' Dr. Thomas' Eclcctric Oil  will relieve the"bronchial passages of  inflammation speedily and thoroughly, and .will strengthen them against  subsequent attack. And as it eases  the inflammation it ,-will -slop the  cough because it allays all irritation  in the throat.   Try it and prove it.  "Have you read Rivers' new book?"  "Yes. . It has no meat in it."  "Of course not.    Why, man, Rivers  is a vegetarian." "  DELICATE BABIES NEED  BABIES' OWN TABLETS  For the baby who is delicate, who  suffers from constipation, stomach  and' bowel troubles, worms or difficult teething, nothing can equal  Baby's Own Tablets. They are a  positive cure -for all the little ills of  childhood and can be' given to the  new born baby with peifcct safety.  They 'are sold under an absolute  guarantee of a Government analyst  to contain no harmful drug. They  cannot possibly do harm���������thoy always  do good. Mrs. Geo. A. Windver,  Rockcrcft, Ont., writes: "I would not  he without Baby's Own Tablet?. My  baby was small and delicate and  never grew till I began giving her the  Tablets. She is nine months old now  and thanks to the Tablets is well, fat  end rosy. I will certainly recommend  them whenever I get thc opportunity."  Thc Tablets are sold by medicine  dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box  from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,  Brockville, Ont.  A man never knows what he can do  until he-tries. But it isn't always expedient to try.  GLAD TIDINGS  FROM NOVA SCOTIA  SURE  RELIEF    FOR    SUFFERING  WO.MEN  IS FOUND  IN DODD'S  KIDNEY PILLS.  "She threatened to go 1iomc to her  mother."  "How "did you prevent her?"  "I refused to button her dress down  the back, and she had to stay."  Minard's-Liniment Relieves Neuralgia  Amateur Farmer���������"Why, yes; I  reckon on raising enough to supp'y  my table, and if there's any over I'll  send it to the market. Isn't that what  you do?"  Professional- Farmer���������"Waal, no,  not exactly. - T reckon on raising enough to send to tho maik't, an' if  there's any over I supply my table."  quickly stops coughs, cures colds,  heuls  the  throat und  lungs. -   -   -  25 cents.  Bill ken���������"What's the matter, Willi-  ken?"  Williken���������'.'Matter enough. You  know some time ago I assigned all m**  property to my wife to���������to keep it out  of the hands of tlie people I o.ic to,  you know?" '  Billiken���������"Yes."  Williken--"Well, she's taken the  money and gone off!, Sa*.*s she won't  live with me because I swir.dl d my  creditors."  Miss Kathleen Murphy Tells how she  Suffered and How Easy and Complete was her cure by the great  Canadian   Kidney  Remedy.  Tangier Mines, Halifax Co., N. S.  (Special).���������There is no longer any  doubt that of the thousands of suffering women of Canada, nine out of  every ten owe their troubles to Kidney disease. For that reason it is  glad tidings that Miss Kathleen Mur-  pny of this place is sending out to  her suffering sisters.  "My troubles staited from a cold,"  says Miss Murphy in an inteiview.  "I'had pains in my head and back,  and Khcumutisin and Diabetes finally  developed.  "Then I started to take Dodd's Kidney Pills and they cleared out my  Khcuinntism, cured my Kidney Diseases and brought back my health.  "1 would not be without Dodd's  Kidney Pills for I have given them a  thorough test and found them to be  all that is claimed for them."  The secret of health for women is  'o keep tlie kidneys strong and heal-  iy. Healthy .Kidneys mean pure  . .ood, abundant energy and a clear,  healthy complexion. The one sure  way to keep the kidneys healthy is to  use Dodd's Kidney Pills.  Last year 358,928,000 cubic feet of  gas was manufactured in Greenock,  an increase of 32,007,000 feet.  Fight of a Tiger and a Crocodile With  Native For a Spectator.  It is said that the most common  form of duel between animals is that  afforded by the instance of two stags,  which, while fighting, interlocked  their antlers so tenaciously that they  could not separate them, and so  starved to death.  One'of the most interesting of animal duels was that told ofta swan  and a pike, which occurred in a body  of water situated on an English  estate. A laboring man, who passed  this pond every morning on his way  'to work, observed a swan with its  head under water. The next morning the bird was in exactly the same  plape and position. Still, that was  not remarkable, however, ��������� when he  saw that the swan was in precisely  the same position, he called the attention of the keeper to it. The  keeper found that ��������� the swan's head  had, been swallowed by a large pike.  Both were dead. .  - In India ,a native went to bnthe  in a ravine. He was in tho water  up to his neck when a tiger on the  hill above gave a leap toward its  prey. But the tiger had mot calculated that, since his victim was much  lower than himself, ,a leap of the,  right strength for a horizontal range  would carry him far beyond his  mark; consequently he fell some ten  feet on the other side.  Now it happened that a hungry  crocodile was at the same timo drawing a bee line under water toward  the native. When the crocodile had  almost come upon his prey, he heard  a splash just in front, and made a  dash bringing his enormous jaws  down  on  the tiger's  paw.  The bather nearly fainted with  fright when he saw the tiger fall into  the water, and for a few moments he  could not understand why the creature did not devour him. Why did  he pi-rsist in keeping one of his paws  under water beating savagely with  ,the other. And the water turned  "red!  Then  all   at  once  the  assaults   of  tho  tiger became more   furious  and  his growls developed into roars. The  huge tail of a crocodile reared up out  of the  water. - The obvious intention ;  was   to   pull   the   tiger   under  water ���������  and drown him and the tiger under- j  standing this purpose, tried  to frus- ���������  trate it by  beating the snout of tho  crocodile  with   his  other  paw.    But  the snout was too far down, and   he  left much of his force on the surface  of the  water.    His struggles became  more and more feeble and at length  he   disappeared   altogether,   only   a  cluster of bubbles remaining to show  where he had been.  His fight, however, had been a  game one, not entirely in vain; for,  when the bodies of the two beasts  finally-came to the surface, it was  seen that the tiger had literally torn  away the whole frunt of the crocodile's face and had blinded it so that  its victory was a1 useless one.  Story of a Royal Residence.  It is not generally known that Kin;;  George almost purchased a residence  in the North'of Ireland a few years  ago, and the true story why he did  not do .so has never previously been  told. The residence in question wa-i  one that particularly appealed to him.  The estate was extensive and possess  ed excellent fishing and shoo ting  rights, while the scenery in the neighborhood was among the most picturesque it would be possible to imagine  Both the Prince and Princess of  Wales (as their Majesties then were)  fell in love with the place, and negotiations for its purchase were well advanced when the matter came to the  ears of the leaders of the Irish paity.  A protest was at once entered with  the Prime Minister of tho day, and a  significant hint was given that if the  Heir-Apparent took up his residence in  Ireland matters would be made pretty  awkward for the Government in tha  House of Commons. The Premier  was consequently in something of a  dilemma, and sought an audience of  the" late King.  King Edward listened to what his  chief political adviser had to say, and  then consulted the Prince of Wales,  and pointed out the objections that  had been raised, and the awkward  position in which the viceroy wouiJ  be placed every time the prince or  princess appeared in Dublin. King  Edward further added reasons of his  own for opposing this plan chiefly on  account of the distance from London  that his heir would be when residing  upon his Irish estate. His present  Majesty at length agreed to forego his  project, and to accept Frogmore as  his country home.  Mr. Arthur Fairbank, of 647 Lansdo*wne  Ave., Toronto, ia the speaker, and he eays:  "A bad eruption on my forehead quiokly  spread until it covered my scalp *with toul and  painful sores. I went to a doctor, who treated  me for it. Still the sores spread until almost  the whole of my head was affected. As the doctor's  treatment did me very little good, I left it off and tried  various home remedies. I also tried taking various  __^ aperient medicines to try to cure the outbreak through  ^ the blood. Still it was in vain 1  " Then I tried blood mixtures, but not one of them did me  any good. I was by that time in a shocking condition, and as  a last resource I went to a skin specialist. He treated me for ���������  a period and it cost me over $50, but the sores got no better.  They would^tch and burn at times until I was nearly mad. I  must have spent over $100 on useless remedies, when one  day a friend asjeed me why I had not tried Zam-Buk, and gave  me a little. That litt'e bit of Zam-Buk did mo more good than all tho long  treatment I had had from doctors and spa ialists. I immediately rent for a  supply of the balm and started right in to give it a proper trial. Very noon I began  to iee and feel a great difference in the sores, ana I know that at lost I had got  something that would cure me. Zam-Buk cured me at a trifling coat. If I had  got it at first it would have saved me dollars, and hours and hours of pain."  For nil forms ot skin diseases, ulcers, ubioemen, aczeui*, ringworm, blood-poisoning, etc., Zam-  Buk i( ������ sura our*. IcaI-so heali old wounds., cuts, bus n", bnilsm, oold sores, chaps, and cures piles.  AM druggists *nd stores at Mo. box, or Zam-Buk Co., Toronio, (or price. Refuse substitutes and  imitations. -  EVEK-? HOME NEEDS IT  BaaSBBSBSBBBS  Old Bibles for New  We are just old-fabhioned enough  to take no slock .in tlie modernized  iiiblc wh.cn is shortly to appear  "couclied in everyday language, with  obsolete words and phrases eliminated.'" The King James Jiibte has done  more to preset ve the good old Saxon  words and style, whic.i arc the b.st  English hteratuie has produced, than  auytliing else. Instead of a movement  to got us iai ther away from that vigorous, simple, classic style and in the  inteiest of establishing the finest literary ideals possible to a people destined to use the cuiious hybrid which the  English language has become, it would  be more sensible to frown upon all cf-  fors to improve on the King James  Bible. It is the greatest treasure-  house of inspiration and teacher of  good English that we possess.���������Success.  find advancing years bring an Increasing tendency  to constipation.    The corrective  they need Is  "NA-DRU-CO" Laxatives  Entirely different from common laxatives. Pleasant to take, mild and painless.  A tablet (or less) at bed-time regulates the hovels perfectly.    Increasing  doses never needed.' Compounded, like all the 125 NA-DRU-CO preparations, by expert chenilsts.   Money back if not satisfactory.  25c. a box.   If your druggist has not yet stocked them,  send 25c. and we will mill them.  NATIONAL DRUG &. CHEMICAL COMPANY  OF CANADA, LIMITED, MONTREAL. 22  Far Too Official.  During a portion of the South African war, Lord Kitchener had as an  orderly a young scion of a noble house  who had joined the Imperial Yeo  manry as a trooper. He could not  quite understand that he -was not on  terms of perfect equality with the  members of the staff, and having beeu  summoned one morning to carry despatches for the commander-in-chief,  he entered the room with a jaunty  air. "Did you want me, Kitchener?"  he asked calmly, while the rest of the  staff gasped for fear of what would  happen next. Kitchener, however,  merely looked at him with a quiet  smile. "Oh, don't call me Kitchener,"  lie remarked gently, "it's so beastly  formal.  Call me Herbert 1"  Rifles Shoot Well, Work Well and Wear Well  The rough, hard usage that hunting rifles often receive  requires them to be constructed on sound mechanical  principles and of the best materials. All Winchester  rifles are so made. Nothing is left undone that will make  them shoot well, work well, look well and wear well.  Wtnthittsr Guns out AamanUlon���������Ths Rtd \ff/ Brani-ars mail tor all kinds ot Hsntint  WiHOHBtrrcn Her rati ho Arms Co.,        ���������        -        nkw havkn, com*.  l\l.-UI~T������-������l-,rt..J..MJS������]Ull-iJIJ^J^Il.  Irish Avoid the Navy.  In proportion to its population, Ireland supplies very few sailors to the  royal navy. The number of boys who  joined within the last two years was  only 211, as compared with 6,349 for  Great Britain. In the same period 318  second-class stokers were enlisted in  Ireland, and 7,-138 in Great Britain.  There is no naval training s'.iips on  the Irish coast, thc number of boys  joining in Ireland being too small to  justify it.  Imagination.  It is imagination rather than reason  that distinguishes man from brute,  and no person who is devoid of imagination can know extremes of happiness or inisety. Happiness in a great  measure depends on the faculty for  iorgotting.  Bad Sign  Mrs. Fallow���������"John writ"s that he  had   two  examinations yesterday."  Hinim Fallow���������"Then 1 guess I  bolter put on my Sunday clothes and  ti.ko the afternoon train out th'To.  The. first thing we know, them fool  college doctois will be oi crating on  him."-���������Ju-'g-.-'H Libraiy,  "Bingtown has defeated our ball  team," said the first fan.  "Alns, alas," said the si-coml fun,  "the complete supremacy of King-  town over Punkville is demonstrated.  I.et's go over to Bingtown and kill off  the inhabitants."  A New Song Bird  A new kind of song thrush made its  appearance in England recently, said  U. I'ickerton, lecturing at' the Jioynl  i'liutognrpluc society's exhibition ut  5A Full Mull east. It has becn successfully introduced from the States,  where it is known ns the American  loliin. Its sung, wuich has been frequently heard in Surrey this summer,  has been inloipretod as "kill or cure  them, give them physic." It makes  the seventh species of thrush known  in this country and the filth which  nests here.���������From tlie London Morning Post.  Priceless Wife  Many delicate compliments have  been paid the fair sex by men subtle  in i-pcocii, but the following comes  straight fiom the heart of an illiterate negro, who was married in the  South the other day by a white minister. At the conclusion of the marriage  the bridegroom asked tlie price of the  service.  "Oh, .well," answered tlie minister,  "you can pay me whatever you think  it is woith to you."  The negro turned and silently looked his biide over from head to foot-  then, slowly rolling up the whites of  hia ciycj, said:  "Lawd, suah, you has ruined me  for life; you has, for sine."���������Harper's  Monthly.  1   When Times Are  Bad  Thc attention of a London hansom  cab driver win called to a purse lying  on the mat of his cab as he "crawlid"  along Piccadilly. He winked, and  saiu:  "Well, sir, when trale's bad I put  it there-���������it's empty���������and you'd be sur-  pns,!d what a lot of people take short  drives in my cab. I've had four fares  within the last hour."  Poor Benedick  It's "Hubby, put the cat out,"  And it's "Dearie, lix the range";  It's "Have   you    wound    the   clock,  love?"  And it's "Have you any change?"  It's "Hook me up the buck, pet,"  And "Lock the cellar door."  And it's "Do be careful not to spill  Those ashes on tlie floor."  So let the bumper circulate,  And qualf a mournful glass  Unto the humble Benedick.  Alas!   Alas!   Alas!  Vera (eight years old)���������"What does  transatlantic mean, mother?"  "Across the Atlantic, of course; but  you mustn't bother me."  Vera���������"Does 'trans' always moan  across?"  Mother���������"I suppose it do���������*s. Now,  if yju don't stop bothering me with  your questions 1 shall send you right  to bed."  Vera (after a few minutes' sil.*nce)  ���������'���������'I hen does transparent mean a  cross puioiit?"  Wanted  Them  Condensed  "I   believe  it  would    be    a    good  thing," suid the deacon 'to the pastor,  "if you wouldn't make your sermons  qum) so long."  "Why,  man,   I  am  commanded to  reach tiie milk of Hie word," said the  pastor.  "All right, then," said the deacon.  Make' it condensed milk."  A -woman pii-senger on a transatlantic liner bothered the orticers and captain unceasingly about whales. A  hundred times a day she asked to be  called if one was signted.  "But, itiadani," expostulated the  captain, finally, "why are you so  anxious about this whale question."  "Because," she replied, "all my life  I've wanted to sec a whale blubber."  ���������Success Magazine.  "CATCH MY PAL" '"  Temperance   Movement   Has   Spread  With Great Rapidity  The history of the social reform  h*s rarely presented so remarkable a  development as the movement known  as the Irish Protestant Total Abstinence Union, or, as it is better known,  the "Catch My Pal"_. Society, whose  first anniversary was celebrated in Armagh recently with several demonstrations. Started on July 16 of last year,  the union has now a membership of  120,000, and before the end of the present year has come it is expected that  the flag of total abstinence will be  firmly planted in each of the chief  towns and cities of the United Kingdom. The origin of the organization ii  a singularly interesting example of  how seemingly trivial incidents change  the current of men's lives and alter  the social customs of the people  On July 13, 1909, Rev. It: J. Patterson, LL.B., a Presbyterian clergyman  in the city of Armagh, happened to  pass a lamp post around which stood  six men, some of whom were recovering from the effects of a drinking bout  the day before. One of the men suggested half in jest to Mr. Patterson  that he should try and inJuc< his com  panions to take the pledge. A conversation followed, and tiie six men  promised to go to the manse three  days later as the curfew rang and  take the pledge. The men carried out  their undertaking, signed the pledge,  and the union became an accomplished fact.  The idea of the society was, admirable illustrated by Mr. Patterson,  who said: "The men who drink to excess are the men who make the drink  problem, Let those who make the  problem' solve it. Let the drinker.-  take the pledge, and go and get their  'pals' to do the same. Let the responsibility of the reform of the drinkers be largely left on the shoulders of  the drinkers themselves. Let thtf  drinkers be inspired with the idea that  even they are their brother's keepers."  No fiery cro.-s of old traveled with  greater celerity than did the idea  throughout Ulster. It seemed as 'f  the people had been hoping against  hope for the opportunity to help  themselves without the aid of legis  lation. From end to end of the province the union spread with amazing  rapidity sweeping into its net all sorts  and conditions of men and women, the  employer of labor and the.worker, tlie  erstwhile temperance mah who no.v  took the pledge as an example to hi=  fellows, the moderate di inker, the  secret drunkard, and the police court  habitue. The phrase "hopless drunkard'' holds no place in the lexicon of  tliu union, as it is maintained, ani  the history of the movement seem-*  to justify the contention, that there is  none so degraded but has at least a  spark of good in him.  From Ulster the organization spreal  to other parts of Ireland, and now  branches are to be found south, east,  and west. Then the Channel was*  crossed, and several of the' large industrial centres iu Scotland came-un  der the influence of the movement,  brasiches being formed in Glasgow  Edinburgh, Abeidcen, Paisley, and  other towns.  A most gratifying feature of the  work is that the union has united  all the Protestant churclies of Ireland  under its banner, and, to quote one  instance, the unique spectacle was  witnessed in a Presbyterian church in  Londonderry of the bishop of the d;o-  cese, Dr. Chadwick, occupying the  pulpit at a demonstration of members. The pledge of the union is a-*  follows: "For God and "home and na  tive land. 1 promise, by God's help,  to abstain from all intoxicating drinks  or beverages, and to do all that in me  lies to promote the cause of total abstinence by getting others to join the  union."  BROOCH - which U  the latest, daintiest ant!  prctticat Jewelry norol-  ty, all tlie rages ������rerr.  where, We are giving 11  1 ABSOtUTEtl" FREE <������ IntrwluM our goods. Just mm- nssmi,  and sLddresss anil nre will stsnd it to jou/it one*.    SAanm  AldehMf-s. Co.,54iWT, Providence, R. I.-.U.A  ;svv  '. .*"   l\ -s '-'*'  Both'Kinds of Luck "  Excited Son���������Ye've hooked a grand,  big one this time, father.,  The Angler���������Oh, aye! 1 expect the  fish is a' richt; but I'll feel michty  relieved when I get'that half-a-croon,  fly safely oot o* his mouth.���������M.A.P.  Literal  "Jack Spoitleigh certainly dresses  to kill."  "That's an awfully foolish expression."  "Oh, I don't know���������it keeps him  dead broke."  DR. MORSE'S :   INDIAN     ROOT     PILLS  are just the right medicine for the  children. When they are constipated���������when their kidneys are  out of order���������when over-indulgence in some favorite food gives"  them indigestion���������Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills will quickly and  surely put 1hf.ni right. Purely  vegetable, tliey neither sicken,  weaken or gripe, like harsh purgatives.- Guard your children s  health by always keeping a box  of Dr. Worse's Indian Root Pills  in the house.   They  the   Children   Well  Keep  DR. WINTERS  Cures Men and Women'. Write  him. His valuable advice will  cost you nothing.  BOX 215.      NEW YORK  CITY.  REST AHD HEALTH TO MOTHER AHD CHILD.  Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has taen  U6ed for over SIXTY YEARS by MltUONbol  MOTHERS fo*r their CHIU>REN WHILE  TEETHING with PERFECT SUCCESS. It  SOOTHES tte CHILD. SOFTENS the GUMS  ALLAYS all PAIN. CURES WIND COLIC -.n-j  ii the bent remedy for DIARRHCEA. It s ������s>  nolutely harmless. Be *"���������,���������d*?*���������Ji*������h  Winsslow'b Soothing Syrup," and take oo*bther  Und.   Twenty-five cents a bottle.  i*^-������f^';-'rt-Si;?r;Kss-i;S"?t  Cures Slr.imed Fully Ankles,Lyraphantills,  roll Eril, Fialula, Sores, Wire Cult, Bruia.  ���������i and Swelli-Ks, Lameness, and Allarj  rain Quickly irilhoul Blislerini*, renioriiiK  the hair, or laylne tho horse up. Pleasant  to ass. 3)2.00 per bottlo at stealers or delivered.   Home Book 5 D free.  ABSORBINE, JR., (manL-iad.tjl.OO bcr-  tlo.lFor Strains,Gout,VBrlco������oVein������,Vij,r-  Icocole.Hjdroeelo, Prostatitis, kills pala.  W. F. YOUNG, P. D. F., 137 Temnle St., Springfield, Mass,  ITB.1NS, UA��������� Mootrrsil, tnn-illai, Asrrnls.  Al.o nirnl.h-J bjr SU11TIN DOLE It Wl.VNK CO., iriimiWt  IHE .IITIO-iAL OHIO A SJIIEJUCAL CO., ������InnliM-s 4 Csil.  larri a������<l 1U5DKRS0S BROS. CO.. Ltd., Vssnwssr.r.  "Do  yon   know   why  old   skinhono,  tho niillioniiire, always    ucar-j u ton  dollar suit?"  "1 supposu from economy."  "Von lose.   IIu can t get a suit for  $5 .that will fit, him.*"  Hiinkua (11.30 p.m.)��������� I don't like  Spruit bticiiuse ho goes by lits and  starts.  Mi.-.s Viipp (with a yawn)-���������I would  not. mini! a man having fits if he did  but st-irt fmuily.  "Say, doc," said tlie kid, "you make  your living out of other tolks catching  s-lisc'iibe-*, don't you''"  "Well, yes in a way," the doctor  cautiou.-jly admitted.  "Well, then, look here. I've got  tiie measles. A'ow what will you give  mis to go to school and spread it  among all tlie kids?"  A countryman who applied to a  -student to direct him tlie sho.test way  to tlio police-station received the following answer:  "Ju.it step into the jeweller's shop  across the road, pick up a diamond  bracelet, then walk straight out, and  you will he there in a few minutes."  The Pr-bice's Investiture.  Those who ar������ behind the' scenes  are immensely amused at the tiered  tight that is going on at the prese:;*.  time between Cardiff, Carnarvon, an I  other Welsh towns, as to which shall  have the honor of witnessing the formal investiture of tlie Prince of Wales  with his time-honored title. As a matter of fact, the King and Queen have  definitely made up their minds that  there shall be' no formal investiture  of their eldest son at all, and that he  shall not take any part in public  functions of any description until he  is eighteen. At the same time His  Majesty is very keenly interested in  the discussion that is now taking  place for the valuable sidelights that  it sheds on Welsh history, and in following the claims of the rival towns  most carefully. He is extremely cautious, however, not to express any  opinion in favor of any one place,  though he has been directly invited to  do so by those who are at liberty to  approach him upon the terms of intimacy.  And Wrong at ThatI  Those almost perfect "doubles"  George du Maurier and Sir Lawrence  Alnia-Tadeuia, were nearly indistinguishable. The story goes that a woman sitting beside Du Maurier at  dinner started conversation by pooh-  poohing all idea of a resemblance.  "You know, Mr. Alma-Tadema, I  think it's absurd to say that you aud  Mr. Du Maurier are so awfully alike.  There's really no resemblance at all.  Don't you agree with me?"  "Quite," was the polite answer;  "but, you see, I happen to be Mr. Du  Maurier!"  Home  DYEINQ  fi fb������ w*r to  Saye Money  and*  Dress Well  Try It I  Simple ������������������ WaoAleig  ���������with  JUST THINK OF IT I  Dyes Wool, Cotton, Silk or Mlit-d Good- P������rf>s-tl*r  with 1li������ SAMC Dj-d-'Ko chuncti of mlstakfti. Ftit  and Baautlrnl Colors 10 ccr.ts, from your Drug-sift or  Dasler. Send tor Color Card and STORY Booklet. *������  Th*  Jostnsoa.Rls-bardson Co.. Urnl-ad,  Mositraal.  First Medical Student (to his fellow,  lodger)���������"What are you locking that  portmanteau for? There's nothing in  it."-  Second Ditto���������"That's just why; for  if my landlady knew it I should have  to clear out pretty quickly, I can tell  you."  Fell Dead After Saving Child.  Standing on her doorstep in a street  in Carmarthen, Wales, the other week,  a widow named Hannah Owen saw a  (ive-year-old girl knocked down by a  motor-car. She rushed forward,  snatched the child towards her, and  took her into the house, where sho  found that the littlo one was only  scratched on the arm. The incident,  however, had such an effect upon the  woman that she fell dead.  Tho best promlums and the t>est values  ever offered. Gold and Silver 'Watche<i,(it-ni  KetRuijrj'.a'id Broodies, latiKhtur-jirutlui-Ing  Moving Picture Machines, Jt'fnely J)ecoratc*d  Ti*a Sets an.! nurjy otlirr jireiulums clven  FREE for soIIIiik our high class (Jold Embossed Picture I'o.'t Curds. The very lutes!  de-glens in Views, Hlrlhdiiy, Flor.il, Holiday.  The very iHtcst  ens in views, Hlrlhdiiy, Flor.il, Holiday.  Comic*;, At\, a to for 10c. Hell f.3.00 worth ana  win one of these fine premiums. You can  sell them In an hour or two, but don't delay,  for wo Elve an extra premium tor promptness, write to-diiy and wo will send you a  package and our big premium list.   Come  with the crowds and get tlio best premiums  offered    "*'~"  plainly.  Dept.  Write your name and address very  COBALT GOLD PKN CO. -  Toronto, Ont J  sli&bt  We guarantee  perfect qualify  absolute purity of  tho wmm used in  tho mmuS&dmd  ���������j**.*?  The Expensive  Promoter.  "That man's time is worth $G0 ft  minute." said the mathematician.  "More than that," replied the reckless investor "He once gave me Cn'o  minute.-* of his time when 1 -was looking for advice and it cost me several  thousand dollars."  Clianr*-!- that limping, tiselms horse  Into a sound, healthy horse, -.Tilling--  and eager to do a good duy'i work.  Don't let a Spavin, Curb, Splint,  Sprain, Ringbone or any other I,aine-  neu keep your horse in the stable.  Cure it *������rith  ^1  ".Miss Van Bullion cut a big figure in society ahroad, didn't she?"  "Yes; about twelve million, 1 should  say."  ���������^ix*  j The extremes of temperature on the  Sahara are such flint while thc day  may he oppressively hot, at night it  freezes.  Mii7Dft"Srri-A Fine  "Listen, Osgnu, Mv hoy Cliake ho  vorks on u ranch. He takes care of  der life stock.   He is* n cowboy."  "Ach, clot iss noddings. My boy  Emil vorks in n car barn. He takes  care of der rolling stock. I guess ho  iau a carboy."  19,  Spavin Cure  It cures without tearing a scar,  blemish or white hairs���������becaute It does  not blister.  Port Kalis, B.C., June Hth 1909  "Have been using your Mnlmeut for  years and find It all that you represent.  Hare not been without it for 10 years."  GEORGIC GORDON.  SI. a bottie-6 for $5. Excellent for  household use. Sold by all dealers.  Ask for free book "A Treatise On The  Horse " or write us for copy. 85  DR. B. J. KENDALL CO. Enosbnrj Falls. Vt,  wmmm  W. N. U., No. 815.  v-c?  "������������������ :<!*- Mmmrnmmmswm  mi?   r.r.D<.;E,   greenwood,   miiisn1 Columbia,  :. --"  The  t  Eholt,  '>. C.  HOST  John   jVIeKellat*  Propristor.  nelson, B. &  OKO. V. IVK1.I.S, I'ropt-Iotor.  First-class in everything:.  Steam heat, electric light,  private baths. Telephone  in every room. First-class  bar and barber shop.  'Bus meets all trains.  GREENWOOD GITY WATERWORKS  oo.  *??*:;  m$m  *Jhi*:  V-.-Q  PUBLIC NOTICE.  J. ll. CAMEKCW,  Loading Tailor of tho Kootenays.  KASLO,    B.C.  ansa  Mountaineer and Kootenay Standard Cigars.    Made by  J. C. THELIN & Co.. NELSON.  Take your Repairs to  A. D. MORRISON, GRAHD FORKS  THE LEADING JEWELER  of-the Boundary District  Frank Fletcher  Pkuvi-soial Land Survbyoh,  Nelson, B. C.  ^ PHOENIX &'  The nearest hotel to the <*k  Granby mines. One of the vM  largest dining rooms in the (Xj  city. The bar is replete C������j  with nerve bracers oi' all V5  kinds, and the most fra- Q*  grant cigars. Drop up and ,_r  see me. T2]  A. 0. J0HNS0N    |  ^ ntOPRIETOK. jfe'  "3  (NOB HILL HOT  PHOENIX.  Provides pleasant rooms and substantial meals for the public. The  bar is replete with beverages that  please and satisfy any kind of  thirst. CHARLES HAGAN.  QUEEN'S   HOTEL,  PHOENIX,     B.   O.  The Newest ancl Largest Hotel in  the City. Everything neat, clean  ���������and comfortable. Steam beat and  electric light. Meals and drinks at  all hours.  JR.  V.  CHISHOLM, Pkoprietor.  DANNY DEANE, Manager.  WESTERN - - HOTELS.  TIIK   KOOTEVAY    SALOON  Sandon, B. C, has a line of nerve  bracers unsurpassed in any mountain town ol the Great West. A  glass of aqua pura given free with  spirits menti.  TltUMONT    HOUSK  Nelson, B C, if* run on the American and European plan. There  is nothing .yellow about the house  except the gold in the safe.  Mtiloni- & Tregillus.  NK'IVMAKKKT    HOTEL  Is the home for all tourists and  millionaires visiting New Denver, British Columbia.  Heury Stego. Fro-u*.  TIIK    rilOVINCE   HOTEL  Grand Forks, is a large three-  i-tory brick hotel that provides  tlie public with good meals and  pleasant rooms. A new building  but the Mium1. old rate's.  iimil Lui'sjfsii, Proprietor,  nil,i in m ���������> n I mi in I..in i���������1 "' '"^  I-AKKVIKW    UOTKL  in Nelson, IJ. C, employs nil  ���������white help and is a home for the  world at "il.00 a day.  K. L, Crlflltli, l'rmirletisr.  TUK   KASLO   IIDTBI  Kaslo, B. C,, is a comfortable  homo for ali who travel to that  city.  Coukli; & Piipwortn.  With a view lo,tin- lic-ttt-r preservation  of the Public Highway.-! the attention of  the public is herewith directed to the  provisions of Till' HIGHWAY TRAFFIC IiKGCI-ATlON ACT AJMKN'U-  JVII^NT ACT which unnctsas follows:-���������  "It shall be unlawful for any person to  cause to Ik- drawn or driven on any of  the public highways of that portion of  the Province of Briiish Columbia situate  east of the Cascade range of Mountains,  any wagon or other vehicle carrying^  load in excess of that mentioned in  Schedule 'A' hereunto annexed,  SCIIEDUM*; A.  Wagons and .*. wheeled vehicles shall  not carry a load in excess of the following:���������  On tires under 3 inches 2,000 lbs.  On tires 3 inches in width aud under 4'  inches 3,000 lbs.  On tires 4 inches in <-,idth and under '5  inches 6,000 lbs.  On  tires 5 inches in width and over   6,000 lbs. and over.  AND NOTICE is hereby given that  the Act in every respect must be strictly  complied with.  Any person guillv of un offence against  this Act shall upon summary conviction  thereof before a Justice of the Peace be  liable to a penalty  Oc.lars.  not exceeding l'ifly  Do not draw logs or timber over highway. Vehicles meeting ought to turn to  tin" left. A vehicle overtaken ought to  tin 11 to the left. A vehicle overtaking  another ought to turn to the right.  w. o. jicmyxx,  Government Agent.  Greenwood, May 19th, 1910.  COUNTY COURT OF YALE.  A SITTING of (he Co'inly Court iif Vulo will  Ijc Ik-I'Ic-ii ut ihe Uuirt Miou=o Giounwood.  on Tuesday the I'll li day of .liiinuiry, mil, ul  eleven 0 clock in tin. fait-noon.  By order,  \V. G. ATuMYiVN,  licRistrnr C. 0. of Y.  THE RUSSELL HOTEL  Is pleasantly situated in tbe heart  of Grand Forks, and is convenient  to all the leading financial and  commercial institutinns of the city.  Travelers will find it a comfortable  place to sojourn when in the city.  FRED RUSSELL  SIIEHI'l'OOKE   HO US IS  Nelson; B C One minute's walk  from C. P. R station. Cui3ine  unexcelled; Well heated and ventilated.  Hoyor ISros., Proprietor  LAND   ACT.  Similkameon Land District.     Di-aricl of Yule.  TAKE NOTICE that I, Murk Clirls-tpuson, of  Iloundiirv falls, if (J , fii-mor, intend to aiiply  lor piM-inisiilnu to purchn-ic the following- des-  ciilied Unil:  Gominencint,'at .1 post planted lit the Niuth-  e,a.st cumin- of Lot I'JI'A on Ihei'ii-it of Boun'.nrv  Kulls. tiiiiiice norlii -Jl 111 cliaiiis. Ilium-." S 13 .iii'  \V lu.Ki uliniiis, lliunce X 71" Sli' W 12 ill cliiu'iis,  tliunecSls',59' W ll.n-it-lialus, llicn'.-e i-'n-jc 17.-  7;') cli tins to tlie point is! commencement con-  tiii'iins; -2 ������'1 ncics mure or les.-..  Diiluil -iStli Se:ilcinl������!-,l!nO.  iUl'I'  CIII'ISTENSOX.  LlQUOU. A Or,  Sue. ilfl.  NOTICK is ln-ruby /������������������ivi-ii that, on the tenth day  of Deccinhcr next, application will he iniido to  I he.Superintendent, of I'liivinc-liil I'olUv fur Hie  limit of a licelio.o fur Hie iiile of liquor hy retail  in iind upon tlie | r-jinij-i-rl knnnn 11s the Hull  t'rei-k liot.cl,'fcltuaU'(J al Hull Oivek. II. C.  a-aed Xov. 1st, 11110. ,   '        (.10H.MAN WEST.  WISCKhUSBllUS.  . The Big* Andy is being smoked  all over the mountains. It is sold  at the Central hotel, Phoenix.  Tn the good old summer time  what a pleasure it is to swing in a  hummock, ��������� and smoke -K. & H.  cigars.  All the smoke in B. C. this summer is not caused hy the people  smoking Eoyal Seal cigars. Some  of it is from the forest fires.  In Phoenix N. J. Carson & Co.  carry a largo stock of gent' fur-  nisiiincs, clothing, hats, boots and  shoes. Drop in and have a rubber.  It is not necessary to .go up in  an aeroplane to smoke K. & H.  cigars. You can smoke them anywhere with perfect safety, except,  perhaps, in a black powder mill.  See the barkeeper for further iu-  I'oriiKitioii.  vou   SALE  For Sam:.���������1,000 shares of  Boundary Mining and Exploration  Co., Lid. stock (Midway Coal), at  Inc per share. Apply E. G., Ledge  oflice.  Foil Sam-:,���������One of the best  restaurants in British Columbia.  Address, Jem Mace, Ledge Oflice.  Foil Sale ���������A copy of the Copper Hand Book, at a bargain.  ���������Ledge Oflice.  Will Suu-.���������One large handsome Golden Oak Sideboard, one  Extension Oak Dining Table and  six Oak Chairs to match. Apply,  W. C.H. 'Wilson.  For Sale or Rent.���������A Mason  & Rische Piano. Apply at Ledge  oflice.  Houses For Sale.���������Young team  three yea,is old, weighing 800  pounds each. One horse, weighing  1,000 pounds, and 14 tons of bay.  Apply to E. Bailey & Co.. Eholt.  ��������� The managing of smelters seems  to us to be one of tlio best job** on  the continent.' It is true,. that  there are not many positions of  that kind, hut in a monetary sense  thoy are very, desirable. It is  stated that Mr. Hodges, who recently went to Peru, receives a salary of $,00,000 a year with' trim  mi'ngs. Here in Greenwood, ,we  uiid-rtand that Mr. McAllister's  salary has gradually risen' from  Sfi.OOO a year until he now receives  SI,200 a month for guiding locallv  the affairs of the B. C. Copper Co.  This is a huge salary in Canada,  and indicates that Mac must have  a large area of gray matter in order  to command it, even if his company  does procrastinate in the diffusion  of dividends. People who hold  stock iii tho B. C. Copper Co. are  impatient for dividends, and mentally chafe at their nou-appearance.  They forget that all large bodies  move slowly, and that Rome was  not erected 'between two moons.  Bide a wee! The B. C. Copper Co.  has had a great deal to contend  with, but"is evidently -"-lowly- but  surely advancing to the stage in its  history when tho stockholder will  lind a piece of fat in his hank-roll.  However we have digressed. Owing  to'the groat material reward that  falls to those capable of managing  a smelter, we would advice young  men seeking a profession to embrace that of smelting. The reward is great, even if few are called, and all of us cannot be poets  or editors,  iv,i.\Ti:i),  Wanted.���������A rc-'ident agent to  write Fire Insurance in the dis-trict,  only good producer need apply.  Hive full particular.-* with credentials. Good (,.-'-ii;-i:*r-*ion. Applications to be fur.vardwl to A. L  Card in, 505 Dominion Trust Bldg,  Vancouver, J.>. 0.  A"*sr*srTjr.A.ij  EASTERN CANADA  f 1 *ff> 1  CLUB IIOTKI-, NELSON, 1������. ������J.  His Schooner Heer or Half and Half. 10c.  The best dollar a day house In tho city.  Travellers will find this, a pleiisiuit lpn:e.  Tiie rooms- are clean and comfortable and  the meals tasty and substantial.  JACK GttANT, Proprietor.  I*KII>KSVILLK   UOTJST..  Hridesvillo. B. O. Provide.-! excellent  iics-ominodation for tonrii>is and travellers. Fresh K-jgs and Butter. Special  Irish Whiskey always on hand.  THOMAS   WALSH,   Pro-sriutor.  GREENWOOD aad  MIDWAY STAGE  Leaves Greenwood  for Spokane  -at 7 a. m., and for Oroville at 2:30  p. m. J. McDoiVKi-r-f  T.  TAILOR,  Clothes Cleaned, l'rcsscil and  Repaired,  OLD SPOBTS ������  ���������BBILLIANTES  B.C. CIGARS  Areujade in New Westminster and  S  sold all over tlie Province, S  WILBERG-  &  WOLZ.J  STASKEY.&.CO.  nf,lson, b. c.  .- wholesale  dealers in-'  Produce ;anp> ' Provisions  Get your Razors Honed  and your Baths at  Frawley's  Barber . .���������  Shop, Greenwood,  Low Round Trip Rates to  Ontario, Quebec and  Maritime Provinces.  Tickets 011 sale ]>ec. 1 to Dec. 31, inclusive, good ibr return within three months.  Tickets issued in connection with Atlantic Steamships will be on sale from Nov.  11 and limited to five months from date  of issue.  Finest Equipment. Standard First Class  nnd Tourist Sleeping Carp aud Diuing  Cars on all Through Trains. Compartment-Library-Observation Car ou "Iui-  perial Limited."  ������ A-^f  Is published every Thursday at. Greenwood, I?. C , and the price is $2 a year,  postage free to all parts of Canada, and  Great Britain. To the United States and  other countries it is sent postpaid for  jtf.50 a year. Address all letters to The  Ledge, Greenwood, II, C.  R. T. LOWERY,  PUBLISHER.  GREENWOOD B C , DEC. 1, 1910.  The laok of harmony between  man and wife has caused many a  tragedy. Orippen had a wife who  constantly nagged him with her insane jealousy and suspicions, added to her slatternly habits, and  love of boasting how other men  loved her. Hell bath no demon  worse than a woman of that kind.  Evidently, she drove Crippen in-,  sane from her manners of speech  and action, judging from the way  lie killed her and disposed of the  remains. No sane man would  have committed such a diabolicsil  deed for which Crippen passed in  his checks by the enforced rope  route. His terrible fate should be  a warning to all -men and women  who do not live together like turtle  doves. "  Many women who complain  about being sick are merely suffering Irom i'i."inking tea and wearing  corKftf. No one can have perfect  hCitluh who wear.-- coraeiy and constantly burdens her system with  tea. Taken to excess the poison in  fen will produce tremens that equal,  those produced by booze.  FRANCAIS  GREENWOOD,,- B. G.  The Really Best House In the Boundary,  Recently Remodeled and Strictly Up-io-  Dffte.     Restaurant In Connection.  ROY & BOYER  %-;mmmmmmm2m83msmffl������mmm  " Unequalled for Domestic Use."  Chlorine   8.14  Sulphuric Acid ��������� 363.43  Silica   74.29  Lime  84.57  Alkalies as Soda   j-.-*'  Magnesia  232.00  Lithia '.  ,86  Sulphuretted Hydrogen 32.00  Has recently been thoroughly  renovated and re-furnished, and  is now the greatest health resort upon the continent. Natural hot water in baths, 124 degrees of heat. A course ol baths  nt 'Halcyon will cure nervous  and muscular diseases aud eliminate rheumatism and metalic  poisons from the system. The  water heals liver, kidney and  stomach complaints. The rates  are $2 a day up; or $12' weekly  up.. Postollice, express and telegraph offices in connection.  I WWlim Boyd, Proprietor,  999  mem, b. #  'J  en/T>. ���������ik^':������/qrfi^-Q/������/&iy%^'%qyQ/������A%^^rt/qy&i&^-  Hoi'E has risen a notch higher.  It how has a newspaper dubbed  with that common-place name The  News. It is a wonder some editors would not select original names  for (heir journals, especially in  mining camps.  To build a city it is necessary for  the inhabitants to have enthusiasm. Without it a city soon becomes a dead one, ancl its citizens  so blind that they cannot see 8-ny-  thing bigger than a nickle.  3 Thru Express Trains Daily  THK   "TOItOXTO   KXP15KSS"  leaves Winnipeg daily  at 22.10k, making connections at Toronto for all points  East and West thereof, ���������  The "Imperial Limited" leaves Winnipeg daily at 8.25k, and the "Atlantic Express" at 19.00k daily, making connections at Montreal for all points East  thereof.  Apply to nearest C.P.R.  agent for full  information.  A blue mark here indicates that  your   Subscription   has  become   deceased,   and  that tbe editor   would  once more like to commune with  your collateral.  CITY  Jjaggag'e transferred to  any part of tlie City. Furniture moved to any part of  the District. General Dray-  ing of all kinds.  SIDNEY OLIVER.  ���������������->*-<  ; K. W, WIDDOWSON, ASSAYER  "AND OlIRMtST-Chaa-esrOnlij, Hil-  vi'r, eo|i|>i.r in liiad, SI wit'li: "'old.  mlver, jl.oUj silver load, S1,5*D; gold-  pllviir, ivilh.i'oppcr nr lend, $'2 50j zinc,  $���������>; (���������ilver-lend-y.iiK*. pi Pricofl "for  ������������������r'H-i'ini'Hils on 'i|'( liaiMon. Liin^'dis-  I'inci' 'illume (17, P. 0 Box, B lloS,  Jfrlsou. B. CJ.  FOR   SALE.  1 Pelton Water Wheel, .". feet.  J National Cash Register, iu good  order.  1 Large Graphafone with 20 records  1 British Plate Mirror, 4 x S feet,  good. _______  R. ELLIOTT, /������������������������,' KASLO.  ���������\riNKKAI. ACT  Certificate of Improvements  NO TICK  Granite, Vernon Fractional und Clipper Frac-  tloiuil Mineral ClftliiH. sltimtft in the Green-  . wisoil   ,\ IniiiK Ul.'lMlon of Villi; IJidtrlot.  Whore locnto'l: In Skylark ("amp.  TAKE N'OTICF. t'nt I. Al. H Knne, Froo  Mlr.cr'H Certlfliatn No ll-'SDIT, intend, sixty  ilitvrt fniin tho ilnto hereof, tu apuij to (ho Minimi Rei'orsJerfor iiCoiiltlfmt.ooi' ImprovomuntH,  fortho pui'iioHi) nf oliliilnlnx 11 Crown Grunt of  Hip. aliuvi! claims.  Anil further tuko notice that uollon. under  'uct'oii .17, rmi-st l������������ comniuncoil liuforo tho ituu-  undo of suii'li IVrtlflCHli- sif Jin|.rovemuntn  Diits.'i' this* L'lithdiiy or.Si'ptctnher, A I), lino  ���������-.���������"���������: M. If. KANE.  Float is not a periodical.  It is a book containing 86  illustrations all told, and  is filled with sketches and  stories of western life.    Tt  tells how a gambler cashed  in after the flush days of  Sandon ; how it rained in  New  Denver   long   after  Noah was dead ;   how a  parson  took  a   drink   at  Dear Lake in early days ;  how jii.**tice was dealt in  Kaslo   in   '.).'];   how  the  saloon man outprayed the  women in Kala 111.1 zoo, and  graphically    depicts   the  roarnings    of    a   western  editor among the tender-  feet in, thc cent belt.    It  contains the early history  of Nelson and a romance  of the Silver King mine."  In   it are   printed  three  western  poems, and dozens of articles too numerous to mention.    Send for  one before it is too late. '  The   price   is   20   cents,  postpaid to any part of the  world.   Address  all   letters to  To, Lowery  GREENWOOD, B. O. "  For stating in  his paper that  South  Fort George is a   wildcat  townsite,   promoted  by   tinborns,  friskers,   boot-leggers   and    four-  flushers,  John  P. McConnell  has  been committed for trial  in  Vancouver upon a charge of criminal  libel.    Such is strenuous journalism.    It is  full  of thorns, writs,  indignation,   with   an   occasional  shot-gun" thrown in.    Whether in  the right or the wrong, the bold  editor who steps  outside  the soft  trail    of.   meek    and    submissive  journalism   must bo   prepared   to  receive a shower of blows from the  enemy.    The world loves a brave  man  when   he   does   not   hit   its  pocket.    We know nothing about  tlie case in point, but we do know  that trying to save the sucker from  losing his money  is,  as a  rule, a  thankless position.     The fool does  not like to be dragged away from a  shell game.    We once exposed a  townsite scheme and   nearly   got  lynched by the dupes.    Then, over  in   frenzied   Fernie,   during   our  short but fitful existence in the city  of coke, we were f-landored by hundreds   because   we   attomptvd   to  break the cinch that the O. N. P.  Goal Co. held over its meek slaves  in that burg.    Our work in Fernie  eventually brought forth  changes  that would save the people of that  city-S100,000, and yet we did  not  even get thanks, let alone a dollar.  Such is the gratitude of the multitude.    Then,   again,   during   the  stock craze of '07, wo exposed the  Ibex and  other wild-cat   mining  stock schemes;" and for our pains  we received an outburst of abuse,  alike from sucker and shark.    So,  dear John Patrick, if you win, you  lose,   except   in    one   particular.  Without paying for it, you have  succeeded in getting the Province  to mention that weekly publication  the Saturday Sunset.  General   Merchant  Groceries,   Provisions,  fir  Supplies, etc  Dry.   Goods   Prospector's  Get Mv Prices. ��������� '  Gas is 70 cents a thousand feet  in Toronto. It has never been as  cheap as that in tbe west, not even  when the blossom was on the boom  in Grand Forks.  Is China, it is necessary to own  $10,000 worth of property in order  to viite. In that country there are  no Sociali.-ts running for office.  Tiik Fernie Free Press owns a  dog live feet, long and four months  old. He is getting fat 011 pi, paste  and dead ads.  The people in Fernie are beginning to suiter from ennui. The  town has not burnt down for over  two years.  &/^������������/&^i/Q/&'Z,'&%/&&'li!t/l& ^/&tt$/%/&1b/Q/Qi^*Q/Q,*to/������/Q^Q^,1bW  ii-S3-i--Ms*^^  PHOENIX, B. O.  Is opposite the Great Northern depot and is a delightful  baven for the weary traveler.. Great veins of hot water  run through the entire house, and bathrooms are always at the service of-those in search of material  cleanliness. The dining room is an enemy to dyspepsia,  while the artistic appointment of the liquid refreshment  makes the drinks go down like, eating fruit in a flower  garden, The sample rooms are the largest in the mountains and a pleasure to drummers with big trunks.  JAS. MARSHALL       -       -       PROPRIETOR  ���������&^>mmt.{mmKim^i^m2Bmm  If you would inherit the kingdom of heaven, pay the printer.  BUSINESS Vd GRA.FT.*.  Business men  haye very   gdod  reason  to   resent   the   slanderous  statements  made  with  respect; to  them by the Toronto Globe.    That  organ maintains that the rascality  at Ottawa is practiced also in  the  great business enterprises.   It says:  "Thero is no railway, no  banking  corporation, no private enterprize  of any kind, conducted on a  scale  at all similar to that of the Government's business, but would, were  the searchlight  turned  on,   show  wrongdoing and petty graft quite  as great as could possibly be shown  in    Governmental   departments."  A more injurious assault upon the  great corporations, the banks, the  railways, the loan  companies,  the  insurance companies,* and  all  the  officers of these  institutions could  not be iinagiued.    The thing/is all  the more to be condemned, because  it is an assault upon business rec  titude in defence of Ottawa graft.  P. B&RNS & G<  Dealers in Fresh and Salt Meats, Fish,  and Poultry. Shops in nearly all the  towns of  Boundary and  Kootenay.  COPPER STREET, GREENWOOD  ���������___aj___Ss_a  T  HE   SUCCESS  "*������"'Vt  .1  OF  THE  ARGO  TUNNEL  .     Ms*_KJs_N>_>������>_k--iT,_H-s������sT-_HM>->->-n>_n  MEANS GREAT  PROSPERITY FOR  -s_tiiiiii 111 lmunn i.-m_ ������_>.  TO ATTAIN TO OLD AGE.  'Josiah Zeitlein, of 130 Lexington  Avenue, Brooklyn, celebrated his  103rd birthday on Saturday. Mr,  Zeitlein is as spry as a skipper in a  delicatessen store and just as cheerful. He says he sees no reason  wliy he shouldn't live thirty or  forty years longer and enjoy the  blessings of this life.  Mr. Zeitlein was born in Lodz,  Poland, and came to this country  25 years ago in the prime of hie  manhood. He reads the New York  papers every day,  which may or^  GREENWOOD.  amipgpi$fmimBimmm*mmmid  may������not have something to do with  his longevity. He doesn't wear  glasses.  Hero are a few trifling little rules  which Zeitlein handed forth to the  reporters who gathered in from  Manhattan and Brooklyn on the  Fourth -,of July to interview the  patriarch:  "Eat all thc fat meat yon can,  especially in smmer.  "Drink plenty of booae, especially in summer.  "Smoke as much an yon can,  "It's good to have something to  worry you."  Mr. Zeitlein puffed thoughtfully  at bis Russian cigarette for a moi  ment or two, then suddenly said*  ���������  "Well, 1 guess that's about ������U."i  ttMomxmnmm

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