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 {>"  1  r*   ������.."  Kettle YaLUy Orchar,dist  V:  THIRTEENTH YEAR���������No. 14  GRAND FORKS, B. G, FRIDAY, JANUARY 30, 1014  $1.00 PER YEAR  Speeches Delivered WeWMl  of a" Decidedly Optimistic Tone  Scotchmen aud Others Honor the Memory, of the .:  Immortal Bard "  '���������V  About' eighty ' S otchmen," and a  libera   i.'ukli ^ of nationali  ties, seat" tiemsives -r nd the  banquet b ard , in the D ha on  Monday night to do honor totbe  memory of Scotland's immortal  bard/ Robert Burns. The hall had  been prettily decorated for the occasion, a ��������� prominent <- re of the  .decorations being a large and excellent picture of "Bobby"  When the banqueters en < d the  hall,' . preceded by the pipers, at  about'9' o'clock, the numerous tables presented a veritable fairyland  of blooming flowers and immaculate  linen., The feast was all that could  ���������beI desired, and the quality of. the  viands and delicacies, and,the manner in which they were served, did  much credit to that well known caterer, James West.  After the feaoters had devoured  the bubllyjocks and jumbled cranberries, a novelty occurred in the  service of the next course. Haggis  was served " wi' a' the honours.  Scotland's national dish entered  the hall, borne aloft by W. C. Mclnnis, who was headed by the  pipers playing a national air. After  circling around the room three or  ��������� four times he look it to Chairman  R. Campbell, who blessed the dish  and ordered "it distributed to the  various tables. After the feast had  come to an end a long program of  speech-making,recitations and music  was carried out.  After the toast to the King had  proposed, and all present had joined  in singing "God Save the King,"  Wm. Carter responded to the toast  "Bobby Burns." Mr. Carter paid  an eloquent and beautiful tribute to  the memory of Scotland's immortal  bard. He reviewed his life and  praised the heritage he had handed  down to posterity. The speaker  was followed by a song by E. Coy,  who was compelled to respond to an  encore.  "Our Empire" was proposed by  S. G. Kirk. Mr. Kirk dwelt at  length on the immensity of the empire; spoke of the just laws that.prevail wherever Britannia rules, and  every citizen should be proud to  owe allegiance to it. H. L. McKen-  z'e responded to the toai-t. His ancestors had inhabited various sections of the empire, and therefore  his loyalty could not be questioned.  Pipers Chas. Ctewart, of Nelson,  and Dan McDonald, of Grand Forks,  followed with a selection on the  bagpipes.  "Our Fair Dominion" was proposed by Frank Hutton. The speaker said that the Canadians did not  appear to realize the wonderful resources of their own   country,   He  ;connection with the   lumber  industry, wheat growing, and the population .the country, was capable of sus-  Spi -taining.    Neil McCallum, who   rei  \!sponded/made.an eloquent speech.  U He dwelt on the   fact' that Canada  was an empire   within - itself,   and  quoted many eminent authorities to  support'of his views.    _'/  A violin' solo by Mr. Ross was the  next number on the program. Mr.  Ross had to respond to an encore.  Jeff Davis rendered a song,in such  a meritorious manner that he was  also compelled tojruake' a second  appearance.' R. A. Brown's sword  dance was keenly watched, and he  was rewarded by an avalanche of ap  plause. '  /  In proposing .the toast,' "The  Scot iu Canada," 1\ A. Mclntyre reviewed the struggles of the early  Scotch settlers in this country. He  spoke at considerable length, and  wasattentively listened to. .J. D.  Campbell, who responded to the  toast, spoke along, the same lines.  During the course of his speech he  interpolated several amusing anecdotes characteristic of the Scotch  race.  E. Coy followed with a song, and  he was heartily, applauded. A violin solo by Mr. Brewer was encored, as was also a selection on the  bagpipes.  - "Grand Forks and District" .was  proposed by E. C. Henniger. He  madeone of-the best speeches of-the  evening, and after' reviewing the  advancement made by the city and  district since his arrival here, he  took a decidedly optimistic view of  the future. He made the important  announcement that he felt sure a  start would be made this summer in  paving the streets of the city. ��������� John  Donaldson responded. He was  equally confident of the future of  the community. The Union mine  was the best in the country, and he  predicted a great boom for Franklin  camp next summer. If the pessimists would take take note of the  improvements mad6 in the district  6ince his arrival here, they would  take a brighter view of the future.  Mr. Cadoo rendered a song in an  artistic manner. He is the possessor of a clear and well trained voice,  and he bad to respond to an encore.  A selection from the bagpipes followed.  "Our Industries" was proposed  by G. M. Fripp. After recounting  what bad been accomplished indus-  tr ally in the district, and predicting  greater achievements for the future,  he proceeded to make a very clever  and witty after-dinner speech. He  was frequently interrupted by applause. W. M. DeCew responded  to this toast. The cannery, he  said, was now au accomplished  fact, and the prospects of securing a  creamery and a pulp mill during  present year were good. He assured those present that the Western Pine Lumber company would  increase its capacity whenever the  demand for lumber warranted such  a step being taken.  A selection by the pipers followed.  John Donaldson sang "Annie  Laurie" in such a pleasing manner  that he was overwhelmed with applause. E. Coy also rendered a  song, and was rewarded with applause.  R. A. Brown delivered one of his  usually optimistic speeches regarding the future of the mining indus  IEW BOARD MEETS  1914 Council Organizes by  the Appointment of Per-  -  manent Committees"  LOCALPARAGRAPHS LEADER HERE  NEXT WEEK  One of the City's Old-Timers  Removed to the Coast  This Week  The first meeting of the new city  council was "held in the council  chamber on Monday night, Mayor  Gaw and Aid. Bonthron, Bickerton,  Donaldson, Henniger, Manly and  McCallum being present.  "Owing to the fact that nearly all  aldermen wished to attend the Burns  baoquet, the session was short, and  not a great deal of busiuebs was  transacted with the "exception of  organizing the various permanent  committees. Mayor Gaw announced  the f ow c a rmeno the different departments':'  Water   and   Light���������Neil  McCallum.  Finance���������W. K. C. Manly: -  J8oa d of W      s��������� W   .      nt ron.  Health and Relief���������E.   G. Henni-  s  Cemetery���������John Donaldson.  The cannery bylaw was  reconsidered and finall   passed.  The mayor appointed a committee to choose a site for the proposed  drill hall. On motion, the committee was empowered to offer for that  purpose the -Hwo lots belonging;to  the city at the corner of Victoria  avenue and First ��������� e      e  suitable.  T. H. Mahn, accountant for the  Granby company, left on Tuesday  for Vancouver, and in future he will  .make his headquarters at the company's office in that city. Mr. Ma-  han has been connected with the  Granby company in this city for the  past ten or twelve years as head  bookkeeper. During his residence  here everyone with whom he has  come.in contact has become his fast  friend, and they all wish him a long  and prosperous life at' his new  home. '  A rink from ihe Phoenix Curling  club, compose of- Messrs. Mullin,  Stretzel, Campbell and Morin, came  down to our city on Wednesday,  and played a game with a rink  from "the local c lib. 'The home  team, composed of H. A. Sheads,  W. Bonthron, J. 'D. Campbell and  N. L. Mclnnes, won by- a score of  16 to������..  H. C. Brewster Will Address  Grand Forks Citizens on  Tuesday Evening!  Public Reception fn Miners'  Union Hall During the  Afternoon  V  E  Union   Mine  i.i   Franklin  m 1 Ship Two Carloads  Per Week  quoted many interesting figures   in try in the Boundary.   Some of the  In addition to the teams which  have been engaged in hau ��������� m ore  from the Union mine, in Franklin  camp, o Lynch creek since last  f.ill, three four-horse and four single  team outfits were added to the force  last Saturday by Frank McPhar-  lane, who has been awarded a large  contract for hauling ore from the  mine to Lynch creek. More teams  will be added to the force as soon as  they are available.  It is the intention of Manager  Johnson, of the Union, to ship two  carloads of ore from Lynch creek  to the Granby smelter per week in  future.  Thursday, February 5, will be  observed by the people of Washington and Idaho as national apple  day, the date being set aside for-this  purpose by proclamation of Governor Ernest Lister of Washington.  H. C, Brew6ter, leader of the  Liberal party of Bricish Columbia,  will arrive in the city next Tuesday  noon, February 3, accompanied by  John Oliver, of Delta, and John P.  McConnell, editor of the Vancouver  Sun. - During the afternoon a public reception will be held in the  Miners' Union hall. The citizens  generally are cordially invited to  attend.  A public meeting will be held in  the opera house-at 8 o'clock in the  evening, when these gentlemen will  discuss the important political  issues of the day. All citizens are  invited to be present. Seats will be  reserved for ladies.  The bishop of New Westminster  will administer the rite ��������� f confirmation in Christ church on Thursday,  February 5. Nine candidctes have  been prepared by the reel or, Rev.  Mr. Hayman.  The Pythian Sisters held a social  dance and card party in the Davis  hall on Wednesday evening. There  was a large attendance, and everybody had a pleasant time.  Gus Schnitter left for Victoria on  Thursday via the Great Northern in  order to be in attendance, as delegate, at the forthcoming convention  of the British Colu nbia Fairs association, to be held on January 31.  B  Ore Transportation Method  That Should be Tried in  North Fork Country  Kurt Krischke and family intend  to remove to Edmonton in the near  future. Mr. Krischke has been employed at the Granby smelter for a  number of years.  The Sun is the best equipped office  in the Boundory with faces of type  suitable for society printing.  CURLINGBONSPIEL  If the Weather Is Favorable  the Event Will be Held  Here Next Week  figures used by Mr. Brown had a tendency to amaze some of those present. From the present outlook in  Franklin camp, however,Mr. Brown  may yet be proved a true prophet.  "The Press" was responded to by  The Sun man. The speaker said:  "Mr. Chairman and Fellow Scotchmen: My intimate acquaintance  with the Scotch tonight has, I feel  sure, given me the privilege of ad- jf the weather permits, the an-  dressing you in this fashion; and, in nuaj bonspiel of the Boundary  passing, I may say that the liquid Curling clubs will commence in this  Scotch tastes almost as good as the' cjtv on Tuesday next. Besides the  radiant faces of those present to- hocai rink8) four rinks from Phoe-  night are beautiful. It is my can-1 njXj two from Greenwood and one  did opinion that the chairman, in from tne Mother Lode will partici-  calling on me for a speech, has pate jn this event. If the ice is too  taken desperate chances of being aoft( tne visiting rinks will be noti  (Continued on Page 4.) fied and the,bonspiel postponed.  After throwing up his hands in  despair and calling for aid when  three carloads of ore iin 20-ponnd  packages, shipped by parcel post,  were handed him to deliver recently, the contractor who handles the  mail between Stites and Elk City,  Idaho, is expected to succumb when  he begins to receive from Spokane a  50,000 pound parcel post shipment  of groceries over the same route.  Stites is on the railway and Elk  City is not, and the parcel post  shipments are carried sixty miles by  a government mail carrier between  the two points. He has been using  light wagons, but may have to  engage a battery of authmobile  freighters if business picks up.  The grocery shipment comprises  1000 50-pound packages, and goes  at the rate of 54 cents for 50 pounds.  To top it off, it is understood the  Elk City retailer expects to have dry  goods and hardware suppliesshipped  in by parcel post from Spokane.  The Lyric Dramatic club will give  a masquerade ball in the opera  house on February 12.  R. Campbell will leave tomorrow  for a business trip to the East Koot-  enay country.  Preparations .for the board of  trade "smoker" in the Davis hall  on February 14 are now well under  way, and the indications are that it  will be an unqualified success. An  effort will be made to induce Fred  Starkey, of Nelson, president of the  associated boards, to come over and  deliver a speech. ������HE SUN, GRAND FORKS. BRITISH COLUMBIA  Sir Thomas Upton on Charity  It requires a lot of courage and charity to be philanthropic, said Sir Thomas Linton once.     'I remember when  Some- Ball Came  TI" sever?.; n: embers of the family-  had lK'on to'-'ng what they would ur>  if they owned    the    world.     Mother  J was just starting in business I was  would abolish poverty.   Father would  very poor, and making every ^sacrifice [provide absolutely justice for all. Sis-  ���������i "-      ������������������--  j.cr  3^.^  v,'ould  give   every  woman  7,o enlarge my little shop. My only  assistant was a boy of fourteen, faithful, willing and honest. One day I  heard him complaining, and with jus-  lice, that he was ashamed to go to any  place of worship on Sunday.- There's  no chance of my getting a new suit  this year, he told me. Dad's out of  work, and it t'.kes all my wages to  pay the rent. I thought the matter  over, aud then took a sovereign from  my carefully hoarded savings and  bought the boy a stout, warm suit of  ���������blue cloth, lie was so grateful Lhat  I felt repaid for my sacrifice. Eut the  next day he didn't come to work. I  met his mother in the. street and asked her the reason. Why, Mr. Lip ton,  she said, curtseying, Jimmie looks so  respectable, thanks to you, sir, that I  thought I would send him round town  today io see if he couldn't get a bettor  "job.  Was the Canvas Blank?  , The painter'was" describing hisjat-  eat' chef-d'oeuvre' to an admiring-  friend :  That? "Why that represents the passage of the Jews through the Red  Sea.  Beg pardon, but where is the sea?  It has been driven back.  And where are the Jews?  They have crossed over.  And "the Egyptians?  ���������   Will  bo here directly.: That's the  sort of-painting I like;   sinfple, suggestive, and unpretentious.  the .vote.     Finally the views of ten-  year-old Johnny were sought.  What 'ud I do if I owned the  world? said he, looking up' from" a  geography he had been studying. Well  I'll tell you what I'd do. First I'd  get old Atlas lo sign up two baseball  teams among his brothers and cousins,  then I'd lay out a liamond on the desert of Sahara, put the Rocky-mountains around.it for a fence, give the  players the moon for a ball and the  north pole for a bat, and say, maybe  I wouldn't sit on lop of Pikes peak  and see some ball game.  For tlie  Christmas  Gilt  $2.50  and  up  We!.   Named  In" some parts of Brazil there arc  birds with bills a yard long, said the  tall man.  What do they call them? asked the  ������..ort man.  Plumber birds, replied tho tall man.  The man who saves when he has  little is called stingy. He that saves  when he has much is said to be judicious.  In the Open  How did Mrs. B. lose her husband?  They were out in the-woods together and she "called-him 'dear,' and'before- he could answer'some city fellow  Bhot him by mistake.  Never Again  How- is it lhat you never coax Miss  Green to sing any more?  Well, you see, one night we coaxed  and teased and begged and pleaded  with, her to favor us with a song, and  after that we decided never to do it  dgain.  Why, did she still refuse?  No, she gave in.  How he got It  Judge���������Jack Jimson. must have had  j. substantial raise.   " '-"  Jim���������How's-that?  Jack���������<He's bought a new. car.  Jim���������No, he hasnl had a raise, simply killed a rich, relative with the old  car. .  '  Bridge  >-..  Nick���������Are you a good card player?  Dick���������No. At bridge I am a regular  1-Ioratius.  ������������������-   Nick���������What do you mean���������a regular Ho'ralius.  Dick���������I keep tho others from coming across.  The Price of Egg6  Shall I dissolve another pearl in the  chalice for your breakfast? asked  Charmion.  No, replied Cleopatra. Pearls are toe  Inexpensive and commonplace. Boil  aie an egg.  Goetl and Stage Animals  Goethe severed his connection with  the Weimar theatre owing to the appearance of an. animal on the "stage.  For twenty-seven years he ruled there  as a despotic director. The direction,  he wrote-to his chief assistant, act's  according to its own views and not in  the least according to the demands of  the public. ��������� Once for all understand  that thn public must be controlled.  Owing to the suppression of approval  or disapproval by the ^ublic only the  court and the "Jena students continued  to attend the theatre.  The crash came when Duke Karl  August invited an act r who had scored heavily with a performing poodle in  'The Dog of Montargis' to play at Weimar. After the first rehearsal he declined to have anything more to do  with a theatre the boards of which had  been desecrated by the presence of  an s.nlmal. 4  IClGStl]  Legion of  Honor  Members-of the-Frenc'.i Legion of  Honor are so numerous in France lhat  the once hlghly-pr'zpd little strip of  red ribbon7 has almost ceased to be  a mark of particular distinction. During recent' years a number of prominent Frenchmen have even refused it,  saying that they preferred not to hnve  a decoration rather, than accept one.  which had become so common. Almost all the other French orders have  shared a similar fate. The only decoration which appears lo have kept  its place and original value. \ the  Labor Order m������*- -->-ed on pm������������*������-i'~q  who have worked for tho same firm  for thirty years or more.  Any man who wants to be president of Mexico must, have an unconquerable itch for office.  Useful and of  Hidh Quality  You can give Waterman's Ideate  with the full assurance that they  will be  lastingly  used and that  there is nothing of the' kind made  anyvrheretoequaltliem. Every pen  is  hall-marked  as  a  substantial-,  guarantee.    There are   hundreds  of styles and sizes from which to  select,   some, richly ornamented,'  ethers   perfectly plain.     All are  fitted with the famous Spoon Feed.  Every   hand   can   be  identically'  suited, and the points will be exchanged until  satisfactory.    Our  different typc3 are Regular, Safety,  /Self-Filling, Vest Pocket, etc., to  suit men, women br-young folks  ' for home, business or school uses. ^  Insist upon the genuine with globe  trade-mark on barrel.  Illustrated Folder on Bequest  From All the Best Dealers  i  I.  E.  Waterman   Company  Limited Montreal  ������ . - Interesting People  " Gen. Zu> R. Baden Powell showed a  marked arlistic skill when yet a child.  His family treasures a'spiiited drawing which he mad-> of some Arab?  leading camels through the desert.  The leader was represented leaving  pieces of paper to mark hi:, track for  those who were following. Thus early  the head of the boy scout movement  showed his scouting intuition. As a  boy of 12 ho had made a collection of  excellent sketches which his mother  showed to Ruakin, expressing concern  however, that her son drew with his  left hand. Tho master, after examining the sketches with evident pleasure, said: Ma-lam, let you b_oy draw  with which hand ho likes. The general has remained ambidextrous -and  encourages scout? lo cultivate this useful faculty.  ��������� of Robert Louis Stevenson's  contemporaries describes tho author:  His hair was smooth and parted in the  middle and fell b&i���������w the collar of  his coat; he wore a black flannel shirt  with, a curious knitted tie twisted in  a knot, dark trousers, a pea jacket  and a white sombero hat. But the most  astounding item ; til his costume was  a lady's sealskin cape, which.he wore  about his shoulders, fastened at thr,  neck by a fancy brooch, which' als-  held together.a bunch of hf.lf a dozen  daffodils, r think those final touches  to his toilet muti have been added bv  loving hands without his knowledge or  consent.  3ir Rufus .Isaacs. England's new  chief justice was an idler as a school'  boy. Lessons he left unlearnt, class  work he .shirked and mischief was his  only devotion, writes one'who knew  him. Nor was the mischievousnpss  only.in himself���������he.delighted in inspir-  ine: others in his. 'wicked' ways.' ��������� Indeed.-my recollections or him is always of a dp,inonIocal. vounjr. mischievous iinp with sparlcling eyes, who  wa<* aUvavq in disgrcce or being caned  and yet withal wps ever merry and de-  Ilciously' humorous.  A Nature Fakir  The tadpole is a curious beast,  A paradox complete,  P'or he is but four inches long  When he has grown four feel.  WHOLE������  Sure Thing  What are union rates, pa?  Wedding fees, my sou.  Comparative Manners  Mrs. Jones���������So you   got   -eats   at  Blank's Theatre?   How did you find  their new box office mail?  Jones���������He was so    rude    that   he  made me feel like a Chesterfield.  Water from the Yangtz  There is a saying in China that to  make a perfect cup of tea you must'  take leaves from Mingshan and water  from the Yanktze. No one supposed  the actual turbid river water to -be  meant, but no one could explain the  proverb until De Rosthorn, who wro'e  an interesting treatise on Chinese lev.  solved the problem or thought he did--  De Rosthorn was once crossing the  Yangtze near its mouth, at CheiiK-  lang. when he "saw spme men in a bo.'f  dipping water in to,-'buckets. He in  ���������quired why they did lhat and was told  that at the bottom of the bay there  was dry land, and lhat this spring  water was highly esteemed in cookery. Here then, he concluded he had  found that spec'al water of the Yangtze which, with Mingshan loaves,  made the best cup of lea in tho world.  One trouble with ��������� the legitimate  drama of the day is that as a rule it  is not legitimate and it is mighty  poor drama.  I was cured of nn'nful    Goilre    by  MINARD'S  LTNTMTONT.  BAYARD   McMULLI-V  Chatham. Ont.  I was cured    of   Inflammation    by  MINARD'S  LINIMF.NT.  -MRS.-W. A. JOHNSON  Walsh, Ont. - -  I was cured of Facial Neuralgia by  MINARD'S LINIMENT.  J. II.  BAILEY.  Parkdale. Out. .  ���������- An  Extrei.ie Case  Wombat" carries his craze, for economy to exces3.  How much?  Saw him around yesterday trying to  find somebody who ;ou'd fit new-bristles to an old toothbrush.   : \  Adevrtising  The ch Miff en r stuck his left hand out,  A signal. 'Stqp a  ninute.'  A lawyer rushed right up and placed  A piece of ->aper in it.  In case of accident, :' read, **  I'm at your service.   Skinncm Dead.  are usually thin and:!  easily worried, sleep does Ynot;  refresh and the system gradu-j  ally weakens from insufficient ������������������  nourishment f. ���������   \  Scott*s Emulsion corrects  nervousness by its force of con-,  centrated medical nourishment;  ���������it restores the healthy action,  "of body cells, enriches the-  blood, sharpens the appetite,;  and, feeds the nerve", centres I  by distributing energy apd>  power all ove? the body.    A '"������������������.  Don't resort to alcoholic-  mixtures or drug concoctions.  that stimulate and stupefy. I ;-  Get a bottle of Scott's-  Emulsion . for . your  nerves���������nothing  equals or compares  with it, but insist  on Scott's.  EVERY  DRUGIST HAS  IT  Globular Lightning",  - According ��������� to Professor W. r">M.  Thornton of Armstrong^collegej globular lightning descends slo :Iy from a  cloud, generally after "a violent clap of  thunder, in the form of a brilliant blu-.  ish .ball. It bou- ds~ from .the-earth  when it touches and then mcves'a few  yards horizontally. The- - balls readily follow an electric conductor���������a gaa  pipe, for instance���������and burst r when  they touch water or sometimes in ths  open air. The ball then dIo..ppears'in-  stanfaneoi sly with a violent'explosion, which may do damage and'which  produces a strong smell cl ozone.  Thornton believes with reason that  globular lightning is made up principally of .mass of. ozone. This hypothesis explains why the color of the  ball, is usually bluish, why the .luminous mass descends slowl. through  the ahy-ozoue being of a <".ensityraboul  J..7 times_ that "of air, and'flnally why  the instantaneous disappearance of tha  ball is accompanied by an explosion,  for the .Transformation, of, ozone into  oxygen - liberates a great-quantity"?off  energy.  JMOI  Thick, Fine and Red. Agony of Itching and Burning Frightful. One  Cake of Cuticura Soap and Box  of Cuticura Ointment Cured.  Lower Onslow, N. S.���������"At first wo  thoujdit my child's trouble was bis teolb.  The whole body was a solid rash and at the  arm pits and elboivs and  thigbs the skin camo off as  if ho had been scalded. It;  was a very thick flno rash,  red in color and intensely  . itchy and burning. Tho  sldn just wiped off leaving a  raw soro with little specks  of ycliow matter In them.  Tho skin on every finger split down on  each sido and looked like a ruffle. His toes  broko out In Httlo yellow pimples and tho  bottom of his fcofc did the same and ho would  Bay ho could not walk, that thero wore pins  sticking In his feet.  ���������."Tho agony of itching and burning was  eomething frightful. If ho got a chancoho  would scratch the skin right off and maljo a  ���������ore, but to prevent that 1 inado-mittens  ���������or him out of cotton. Every night from  ���������"Mx-lvo o'clock until tbreo in tho morning  uo would have to bo taken, up out of bed  and rocked, his sufferings wcro so bad.  "With no permanent euro in eight I got  tl)0 Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Tiio  first night tho child slept tho whole night  through, tho first night for four months. I  am thankful to say tho euro was completo  and I Just got ono cako of Cuticura Soap and  ui'iu ijo.1 or Cuticura Ointment." (Slgued>  Mrs. Samuel Iligginrf, May 17.1C13.  - Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold everywhere. Tor liberal free sample of each, wJth  'M-]i. book, send post-card to Totter Drug  in Ohoni. Corp., Dept. D, Boston, U. 3. A.  Oh, Papa  Miss Flip���������I wish soni one would  give men an idea how to put on a  hair net.  Father���������I wish some one would give  you an idea to put under your hair  net.  A  Narrow Escape  By jove, I had a uarrow escape yesterday.  Really! How?  Well, four of us - ere lunching together,'and, of course���������you know how  one has to on that sort of occasion���������  we each insisted on stumping up and  paying the bill. _ .  Yes, remarked his friend. But what  about'.the narrow escape?  That's just it. For. a minute or two  it looked very much as though I'd  overplavftrt the game and the other  three really were going to leave mo  with that bill to pay.  Dewey on Farragut  Farragu't has always been my ideal  of the naval officer���������urbane, decisive,  indomitable.- Whenever I have been  in a difficult situation or in the midst  of such a confusion of details that the  simple and right thint to do seemed  hazy, -I have often asked myself,  'What would Farragut do? In the  course of th.. preparations:.f>r Manila  bay I often asked myself this question and I confess that I was thinking  of him the nig'it that wc entered the  bay and with the conviction that I  vros doing precisely what he would  have done. Valuable ~< the training  of Annapolis was, it was poor schooling beside that of serving under Farragut in lime of war���������George Dewey's Autobiography.  From  Ha^c to Love  I do so hate to have you go!  She teardil sped her parting guest;���������  But as the (���������������������������''! moved off she smiled,  Lord, hov        'ovo to get a rest!  Somp of the continental countries  havo adopted th^ twenty-four hour  hour system. Hope it does not reach  Ibis country. Thin.v cC waking up m  the early moraine: hours and listening  to a clock striking twenty times or  more.  State  of Ohio.   :ity rf Toledo.    \    S3  Ideas' County. /  Frank J. Chenev makes oatli that Iip  ip senior partnoi- of the fro of P. J.  Cheney & Co.. doing business in ihe City  of Toledo. County aim State aforesaid,  and that paid firm will pay the sum of  ONK HUNDRKD DOLLARS for each  and evfti-y case of Catarrh that cannot  be cured bv the use of HALL'S  CATARRH  CURE.  FRANK   J.    CHENEY.  Sworn to- jefore me and subscribed  In my presence, this 6th day of December.. A.D.   18SG.  (Seal) A.  W.   GLEASON.  Notary   Public  Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken. Internally and acts directly upon the blood  ar . ' iucous surfaces of tho system.  Send for testimonials,  free.  F.   .T.   CHENEY  & CO..  TolcO.0, O.  Sold by all Druggists. 75c.  Tafco Hall's Family Pills for constipation.  Information  In this country, risked the foreigner, does it cost anything to have one's  name changed?  Yes, answered the native. Usually  il costs the young man from ?2.50 to  $10.  Miller's ' Worm Powders attack  worms in the stomach and intestines  at once, and no worm can come .in  contact, wilh thorn aud live. Tn'ey  also correct the' unhealthy conditions  in the digestive organs that invite and  encourage worms, setting up .tactions  that are most beneficial lo tli3 growth  oi the child. . They av" atteste  their power 'n hundreds'of cases and  at all times arc thoroughly trustworthy.  It Eases Pain. Ask any druggist op  dealer in medicines what.is the'most  popular of the medicinal oils for-patns  in the'joints, in the muscles or nerves,  or for neuralgia aud rheumatism, and  he will tell you that Dr. Thomas' Kc-  lectric Oil is in.greater demand- that*  any other. The reason for this is that  it possesses greater healing quaJitiej  than any other oil.  Wasting Away  I notice thai our cook, said he,  Is thinner than t,he used to be.  Yes. she replied, from day to day,  She seems inclined to waste 'away.  Bombay's Bird Market  It is a common practice.in India to  keep birds as .pets in captivity, parrots being most popular for this purpose, but cockatoos, maina (a smaller kind of talkln b' d). canary birds  doves and gr?y beaded love birds arc  also ' -jquently seen in cages. The  bird market at ot..bay Is one of the  unique sights of that city, there being offered for sale th -c thousands of  birds, chiefly from India an" the east  coast'of Africa, especially Zenzibar.  One ilded Humor  After the company had gone Airs.  Mason said to her husband- What on  earth did you neau, John, by telling  the Flemings that my humo;; was positive, but not jegatl*'e I meant, said  Mr. Mason disc"2Ctly movin.r toward  tho door, that jou -;uld make a joke  but couldn't take one.  vV. N. U. 981  Of course . --r every 'father's day'  tho family will be willing for him to  lake a week off to recover.  Can't Lose i-llm There  Gills���������I havent heard from my son,  who is touring Europe.     I am some-  what worried.  ��������� Dills���������What is his next stop?  Gills���������Moate      rlo.  Dills���������Then you'll hear from him.  Panama earthquakes are more anaemic than naughty.  D Huctlon  Grace must bo neglecting her music.  What makes you think that?  I Bee her 'nher has lost the harassed look he had.  'Thanks for the lobster is the latest  catch phrase in Paris. We aro certainly glad that they have come to appreciate us at la,Jt.  Japan and the Olympiad  Japan is preparing -o make a better  showing at the O'ympic games in- Berlin in lP15,than she did at Stockholm.  Professor Jigoro Kano, tho founder !  'Judo.' which is an im^rov ; form of  jiu-jitsu, organized, after his return  from Stockholm an athletic association wit* a view to training athletes  for the-coming international contests.  The hew organization, which Is called  the Japan Athletic association, will-also devote itself . the encouragement  physical education among the. rising generation-of'.Tapa**. Sppci^l-attention -vi bo paid to tho Marathon  race, the 200 yard dash and the jumping contests. -'   -  When ihe Miislc Stopped  It is reportci that a certain musie-  ian.J"disgusted with t..;: chattering that;  usually .-take... th������ plac t listening  during a musical performance, .arranged with .his violin, his vIolincpHo,  and the rest that music should sudden*  ly stop in the midst of the loudest passage in the niect.  It war done, and clear and distinct  above all tho leud talking, these words  wore heard: We always fry ours.io  lard!  I-'    esty  Teacher���������Henry, can you defl-no-v.e  -hypocrite?  Henry���������Yes, t's kid that comes to  school wid a smile on his fac"  Stomach Weak?  WHY go along  day  after  v V day suffering when aid  is at hand bo convenient and  at so little cost.  S(  ���������u's ?  Ie<  aids digestion and purifies the blood.    As a consequence both  tho Btomach and liver return to their normal and heal thy condition. ���������  Korvousneoo and biliousness boo" disappear.   The entire ey������t<en> ���������  takce on new life. ,  For ov������r forty yeara this famous old medicine  has "made good'���������and nevermore so than today,  enjoying a greater Bale all over the world than  any other doctor's prescription.  For aaJe at all druggists in liquid or tablet ^"f������������"[  you can send fifty 1c sfcampo for trial box. Address;  DR. R. V. PIERCE, BUFFALO, N. Y. ���������-   .y  -'V  {.  rs-  i-  i  si;J  /  ,/ THE SUN, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA  ME COLD OH LUNGS AND  CHEST QUICKLY RELIEVED  B������y Na-Dru-Co Syrup of Linseed,  Licorice and Chlorodyno  Mr. J.' Seward, Brom'ptonville, Que.,  ^rrites :������- ' .-   .  ' ��������� "Two weeks ago.I took a severe cold  ���������   " which-settled on my-lungs and my chest  -    vyas very-sore; breathing tight and severe  "backing cough. I was feeling miserable.'  '   .     1* bought a bottle bf Na-Dru-Co Syrup of  ���������    linseed, Licorice aud _Chlorodyno and  sftera few doses I-felt great relief and I  ' went into a sound sleep, a thing-I wa3  aot ahle to.do for some nights.^ Next  '   ' ' day X'was able to be around again, and  before, completing the bottle, felt as well  as ever.    It is a fine cough aud cold  core.".-      '.  . ��������� Na-Dru-Co Syrup of Linseed, Licorice  and Chlorodyne relieves the irritation  and -"stufled-tip'-' feeling in the air pass-  y      ages,-soothes the ticklihgwhich makes  you . cough, loosens  the ��������� phlegm ��������� and  drives-out the cold before it gets troublesome.-*  In 25c and 60c .bottles, at your  Druggist's. National Drug and Chemical  Co. of-Canada, Limited.        . 322  His Card  E. H. Sotherni tho actor, confesses  to' a habit which sometimes haa its  disadvantages. It is-his custom to  make memoranda of things which occur to,'him from time to time on his  callhig cards or other odd bits of paper ho may have in his pockets. He  tells "this as one.of his experiences:  'I had occasion to call at the home of  Grover Cleveland and I sent up my  card. In a few minutes Mvs. Cleveland came in to receive me, the card  s'tfll in her hand.and about her mouth  a rather odd smile'.  ��������� I think perhaps I had better return  Ibis .to you, she said.          ' ��������� I. took it. On 'the back I had written: 'Socks,- pajanias, one dozen collars. -   -  HOW TO TREAT  SPRAINS AND STRAINS  After Ten Days' Suffering  Mr. Quinn  Says   Nothing  Cures   Like  Nerviline  Thousands Recommend ''Nerviline'  ; Completing the Record  You���������you are a reporter, perhaps?  queried the paternal, old chap on the  utreet-.car of the young man who was  ���������grritlng-in'a notebook. '     ���������* -   -,  Yes, sir, was '-he reply.''  I am  glad  to meet you. 'You go  everywhere, don't you? .   ,   -  : Most everywhere. ' ' "       ;   ".,-.'  '   .And write up all sorts of incidents?  ���������Yes.      *    .   .        -    "   '   - ���������   ,,  Then you have been a witness or all  sortssof death?     -   .      .  I have seen victims of fire, watei,  railroads, street cars, brewery wag-  goiis,.Boison, hanging and *bat not.  1 think}there is only one form of death  I have*.not seen. ���������   ��������� - -     "     -'-     ���������  Indeed.   That may be a fatal balloon  accident? . .    ,.���������. ���������t  , Oh, "no. I have seen six different  men fall from'balloons and meet their  death-*-!.  Boiling in oil, then?  My own brother died that way. No.  (singula* as it may seem,-1 am Dust now  on nw-vay .id. complete the record.    -  And you-are bound for���������for���������?������     ,  ' The football grounds.   I want to see  3very..bone in a player's .body broken  it one -.kick. ��������� ' ** .  The   Human   Animal  In babyhood his -aether called him  "* (The^neighbqrs called him a little  31 When at college he was commonly  ������al(Btftaaccording to his enemies he  'fitoVWeft' .college   he .became  ani'6ng*his friends a gay dog. .  '      (The  girls   usually  termed  him  a  '"in business he was referred to as a  3l>(HfsX'competitors    labeled    him    a  ���������wolf in sheep's clothing).  In his love affairs ho was a period  liS(Son\o said, however, a perfect don  *efn"society, ho was described as  a  '^Varied . occasionally by  'that stupid ass).      ^   Mirard's Liniment Curej Distemper  Rats  In America it is estimated that the  flumher of rats is nearly equal to the  copulation, but they are.not nearly as  dangerous or destructive as the rats  ���������lound in many of the foreign countries  ���������and are more easily ex terminated It  ���������Is estimated by Professor Elliott that  there are 40,000,000 rats in tne Brit. ������h  'isles? India's population is outnnu-  fcered by rats to the extent of four  sabs-"to each humau being.  Away With Depression and Melancholy.���������These two evils are the Accompaniment of a disordered stomach  and--torpid liver and mean^yretcheri-  aess-'to all whom they visit. The  surest and speediest way to comnat  ..them, is with Parmelee's Vegetable  "Pills-* which will restore the healtitul  action of the stomach and bring relief.-''Tliey. have proved their ..useful-  7ioss:-in thousands of cases and will  continue to give relief to tho suffering  ��������� who arc wise enough to use them.  The Rev. Dr. Jordan was anxious  about-, his son's college examination  and requested him to telegraph the result. -The boy sent the following tel-  ���������egram: Hymn 342, fifth verse, last  'avo lines. Looking it up the father  '.found -.'the words: Sorrow vanquished,  labor-glided..  Jordan passed.  A Hearty Welcome  Mrs. Clay telephoned to   a   friend  that -she woiild- com'e down and spend  tho day. .   ,  Well-,-"her-e I am, she exclaimed  cheerily as the little daughter of the  hostess opened the door.  Yes, replied the child, I am glad to  see you, and 1 know mother .will be  glad, too, for she said this morning  when you phoned that she was thankful she was going to'have the visit  over with.  Pluck in Defeat  Charles Edward Russell, the Socialist candidal-) fnr'the mayoralty of New  York, said of his defeat:  . At any rate wo nut uo. we Socialises  put up a brave if hopeless fight.' And  now, in our defeat, we are as cheery  as the traveler. .  A traveler bought a- 'ticket from  Paint Rock to Nola Chucky. and then,  go'ne out on'the platform, said:  How soon does the train start?  Why, there she goes now. said a  station hand.' You have just missed  her.  The traveler lpaned on to the line  and set out in pursuit of the train  wirh all his might. But in two or  +hrfe minutes ho came trudging back  over the ties.'  A laughing crowd had gathered and  the station' hand said:  Well, did you catch her?  " No." said the Iraveler, but by jingo!  T made her puff.        i ���������     "  HOW TO TREAT  ALL SKIN TROUBLE  Another Li j Mailed  So you brand as a lie your opponent's-.-statement  that you have your  price? masked the interviewer.    ;  Yes,  exclaimed  Senator Buncoiubs,  iiaymeBt was held up. .  The next record for a no stop flight  amy bo mado by a prominent Mexican statesman,  Try   Murine   Eye    Remedy  Hi you:have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes  <or Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't Smart  -���������Soothes Eye Pain. Druggist? Sell  JMurine, Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,'50c.  JMurinsi Eye Salvo iu Aseptic Tubes,  125c,  50c.    Eye Books Free by Mail.  I  An Cya Tonic Oood tor Aii Kyoa that Mood Cam  ^Suriaa Eye Itemed;  Co..  Chicago  Greasy Ointments No  Use���������Must  Be Cured Through The Blood  - It is not a good thing for people with  a tendency to have pimples and a  blotchy complexion to smear themselves with greasy ointments. In fact  they couldn't do anything worse, because, the grease clogs the pores of  the skin, making the disease worse.-  When there is an-irritating rash a  soothing bpracic wash may help allay  the pain or' itching, but of course it  doesn't cure .the trouble. Skin complaints arise from an impure condition  of tho blood and will persist until the  blood is purified. Dr. Williams' Pink  Pills have cured many cases of eczema' and' skin diseases because they  make new, rich blood that drives out  the impurities, clears the .skin. and. imparts a glow of health. The following proof is offered.; Mrs. Fred  Tremble, Gunteiy Ont. says: "For  more than a year I was steadily afflicted with salt rheum, or eczema. My  hands were so sore that I could not  put them in water without the skin  cracking open. I tried all-sorts of  ointments recommended for the trouble, but they did not do me a particle  of good. I was told Dr. Williams' Pink  Pills would cure the trouble, and-began taking them. I took' the Pills  steadily for six or 'eight weeks and  they completely cured .the trouble.  This was several years ago and I have  never been bothered with it since."  Dr. Williams' Pink' Pills are sold by  all medicine dealers or by-mail at 50  -cents a box or six boxes for '������2.*50  from The Dr. Williams" Medicine Co.,  Brockville, Ont.  Talkative Barber (about to lather)  ���������Do you mind shutting your mouth,  sir?    '  . Patient One���������No; do you?  Unavoidable  Have you been able to meet the demands of your creditors?  Meet them? I haven't bean able to  avoid them.  Discovery of Old Boat  The hull of an old timbered ship, uncovered near Woolwich, convinces an-  tirtuarians that the discovery is nothing less than the remains of the famous sixteenth century. British warship, the Great Harry. Seymour Lucas, the historical painter, says that  two wheels of a gun carriage of the  rein of Henry VIII, or early in the  reign of Elizabeth, together with stone  cannon balls and pieces -of-Ellzabeth-  ian pottery, all tak. i from the hull,  all prove tho accuracy of the statement  and,adds 'that there was a dock built  in ll)12 in Woolwich, where the Great  Harry was probably lying -when destroyed.  No ship is now In existence earlier  than Nelson's flagship, the Victory, recalling to Englishmen Brittania's  early navy, and very probably steps  will be taken to preserve the hull as a  relic.  One of, the most soul-distressing accidents that can befall one is a bad  ankle or wrist sprain. "If I had only  known of 'Nerviline' earlier, I could  have saved myself an enormous  amount of pain and many agonizing  nights of sleeplessness." Thus writes  P..P. Quinn.  ��������� "I tumbled from a hay loft to tire  barn floor and sprained my right ankle  and left wrist. They swelled rapidly  and .caused excruciating pains. It was  not convenient to go to the city, and  the liniment in the house was useless.  When I got Nerviline relief came  quickly. It took down the swelling,  relieved the pain, and gave me wonderful, comfort.  "  "I cau recommend Nerviline for  strains, bruises, swellings, muscular  pains, and sore back. I have proved  it a cure in such cases."  Think what it might some day mean  to you to have right in ,-your home,  ready for an accident or emergent  sickness, a bottle or two of Nerviline.  Get it today.  .Large size bottles. 50c, or sample  size. 25c, at all dialers, or The Cat-  arrhozono Co., Kingston,  Ont.  Two Headings  A well known Parisian anliquary  while on his holidays in Normandy  came across an old farm which had a  curious carving in the form, of an armorial bearing over one of tho stable  doors. Beneath the carving was a  wooden bar inscribed with a date.  Examining it closely,- he found the  latter to be 1081. All his antiquarian''passions were aroused, needless  to say, and after some bargaining the  farmer sold him the carving for quite  a nice sum. The next day tho farmer brought Ihe trouvaille to the antiquary's villa. This isn't what I  bought! exclaimed the purchaser. It  bears The date of 1801: I don't want  it. "Excuse mo. sir, replied the  farmer, it.'s the Fame, right enough.  But the farmer who recently repaired  it replaced the bar upside down, and  I thought I ought to put it right for  you. The antiquary was sporty  enough not to go back on his bargain  but the facts of tho case do not seem  to pnenk highly, of .his antiquarian  knowledge.  Marthas Vineyard in 1602  Here is what Bartholomew Gosnold  wrote of his voyage to Marthas Vineyard In 1602.  Wo stood awhile like men ravished  at the beautio and delicate of this  i sweet solle, for beside divers clear  } lakes of fresh .vater (whereof we saw  no end), meadows very largo and full  of green grass and"sueh an iucredible  number of vines that we could not do  for treading In them. This is 'the  goodliest land over we saw, for It is  replenished with fair fields and in  them fragrant flowers; also meadows  and hedged with stately groves.  Marthas Vineyard is still covered  with tho wild.grape vines which gave  it its name, and die farms have often  a high standing for productiveness. Indeed, one of these farms once boasted  tho largest corn crop ever produced  on an aero. The yield was 125 bushels of shelled corn.  ���������t'-M  Wo Gift Is More Universally  Acceptable Than  9  See that the celebrated trademark,  ������������ shown in illustration, is on every  pair of gloves you buy.  How Sunday  Reached the  Frontier  High principle and humor have ever  made an irresistible combination. Early merchants on the'American1 frontier  conspicuously failed'in the observance  of Sunday; therefore, when a young  New Jersey trader,' who had settled at  Louisville, Ky., closed his store on the  first Sunday after it was opened there  was much ado in tho town. Other establishments kept open���������had he noticed it? he was asked. Yes, he  knew it. Why did he close? He  was the first to Co so; ho must know  that also.  Why, .said a facetious merchant  Sunday hasn't yet crossed the mountains.  Yes, it has, declared 'the newcomer,  pleasantly.     I brought it with me.  That simple and ready- reply proved  more effective than any amount of argument, and although he was the first  to .observe the day in low:-, he soon  had many followers in Sunday closing.  Most Civilized Nation .  The question 'Which is the most civilized' nation on earth?' is ���������difficult to  answer. f*ivili7.ntion is a very classic  term and -is understood differently 'n  different times and places. I��������� scientific attainment, pducation, wea'th *:nd  all the thin is that go along with  wealth. Great Britain, France and Germany would appear to lead the procession, with some other nations following closely; but taking all things  into consideration, eliminating the sole  matter of wealth, the most civilized  country on eartl is probably Norway.  In that far '������������������northern land .the ideal'  ^civilization that is, the civilization  thai rests on common "sense and justice���������seems to have matured to a  greater extent, than it has anywhere  else. .���������'... ���������  Nose    Tip Vaccination  The young Japanese diplomat pointed to his father, tho marquis.  Tii '���������'$ father, he said, the-ol.l fellow with the saucer shaped scar on  the tip of his nose. All Japs of tho  older generation have that scar.  Yes? said the debutante. ���������  Yes, it's a vaccination mark. In the  old days, when compulsory vaccination  first began, we Japs vaccinated every  body on tho tip of tho nose. Why?  Well, because it was a good' place  where there's no movement to rub off  the scab, and also because a vaccination scar on the nose was easily identified by the medical officers of the  government. A man didn't have to  take off half his clothes in order, to  prove lhat'he had been vaccinated.  Yes, the-nose tip vaccination had  Its good points, but before tne modern  hankering after beauty-it had to go.  This trade mark assures perfect  Style, Fit and FinJsli.  3-*'*?������  THE JOHN INGLIS CO,  LIMITED-  ENGINEERS & BOILERMAKERS  Peculiar Japanese Rite  Segitera temple, in the province of  Ise, Japan,- is the scene each July of  a peculiar rite dedicated to the worship of Aealanatha, the f.xithful servant cf Buddha; The"ritb is known  as a 'goma' (a corruption of Sanskrit  'homa') or 'burning.' Buddha taught  tha.t the cause of suffering is des're,  and therefore the priests of the Shin-  gon. a Japanese sect of Buddhism,  kindle a fi>e to consume all human desires, at the same time offering praj*-  ers to Aealanatha. In onp matter the  rite may be said to defeat its own ends  for it attracts a crowd of farmers full  of desire to obtain embers or ashes  from the fire which is supnosed to have  consumed all desires. The tradition  is that the possession of an ember or  ashes from the sacred fire insures a  farmer good crops the next autumn.  The Montenegrins are a primitive  peode. In .heir plays the villian is  always a Turk, says a traveler. Well,  isn't the Turk nearly always a man  with a ,black mustache.  Solid  Granite  Tho inquisitive traveler kept poking  his head out of the window of tho car  to the great aunoyance'of the conductor who several times stopped to ��������� warn  him against.the danger. At length he  tapped the careless one on the shoulder and said:  Pardon me, but this time I must insist that you withdra��������� your head.  Insolently the traveler spoke bac*-  ove'i'.his shoulder���������without complying  with the request.  Why%  Oh, said the conductor, nettled, wf  are coming to a bridge, and I/don'-  want ar cf tho girders, damaged by  your head.  And theu the head came in.  Minard's .Liniment Cures Colds, etc.  Lightship Risks  It would  seem, that the perils of  a lightship crew in a gale exceed even  those'..'of a- lighthouse    keeper.     Mr.  Talbot, in his 'Lightships and Light-1  houses,' gives an examnle of the havoc]  played by one  Atlantic wave  in the  case of the lightshir  that guards the  terrible rocky fangs   known   as   the  'Seven Stones.'    which    he   between  Land's "End and the Scilly Isles.  Once a wave tumbled aboard, crashed a man aeainst the pump, knocked  him half senseless; picked up the lifeboat and threw it against the deckhouse, and in so doing caught another  member of the crew, mauling his thigh  badly in passing. ��������� Two cut .of the  seven men forming the crew were thus  put hors de combat bv a single wave.  . The lightship is a British idea, and  the first ever used was placed in the  mouth of the Thames in 1713.  Engines of all kinds, Boilers of all  kinds, Pumping-Machinery, Tanks.  Heavy Plate Work, etc.���������Write for  prices.  14 STRACHAN AVE.,  TORONTO.       -CANADA  ���������jxr.  W. N. U. 981  Tf it Is true that the popularity of  the oyster is waning steps should be  taken to prove that tho bivalve is  about to become extinct.- This would  revive'interest in oyster consumption.  ��������� ^   All previous ululations that you  have heard will be like tho sighing of  an aeolian harp compared with the  noise that will arise in Washington  if it is decided-to dock congressmen  for lost time.  By a peculiar decision a Chicago  judtre renders a verdict in favor of a  claimant whereby the latter still loses.  Still it makes but little difference, as  the lawyers would have arrived at the  same result.  The district attorney of Philadelphia  declares that he has been unable to  find any law to prevent women from  smoking. Which will take away from  most of the feminine smokers tho in-  Amundsen, it is said, contemplates a   ...  polar trip by aeroplane.     The great] ducement to do it.  disadvantage of the method is that it. ���������    will furnish so ".ittle.o"   incident   tnj    Favorite sport Just now  seems  to  write about. " I bo building cup defenders.  Insects That Walk on Water  Insects that walk on tho water by  means of pneumatic floats arc the familiar water and the pond skater spider. Not maiiy people know why they  can walk "on the water. Tho pond  skater really walks on pneumatic  floats. There aro tiny hairs, on the  feet of this insect, so fine that they  cannot be seen, that aro arranged io  collect air. The amount collected in  and about these hairs is sufficient to  allow the insect to float or walk on  tho surface of the watch As each'  foot is put down it forms a cuplike depression or tiny pit in tho water. Tho  foot does not sink because the air bubble that has been formed is too light  to let It. A fine covering of hair protects the water spider, too, and even if  it Is submerged in the water It is never really wee. The hair keeps a layer of air between its body aud the water. It looks like a white pearl when  below tho turface. The scientific  name of this curious insect is the Vel-  ia currens.  Tiger Cuperstif ns:  Numberless are the superstitions as-"  sociated with the tiger.   The natives  of India believe that its whiskers aro '  a deadly poison and that when finely  chopped and secretly put into a person's food they will assuredly causo  death.     What is known as tho 'evil  eye' is greatly dreaded in India, and  to avert this parents hang the claws  of tigers round the   necks   of   thoii*  children. .     . . ./ .  Freedom from Asthma. Asthma is  one of the fhost distressing troubles,  sudden in its attacks and prolonged in  its agonies. Frequently many things  are tried, but nothing seems to giv?  hope of relief. Dr. J. D. Kellogg'.'  Asthma Remedy is tho one help whic.'i  can be depended upon. If you havo  tried other remedies without succss''.  do not fail lo get at once a package  of this uniformly successful preparation.  The secretary of th^ treasury'has  decided that hereafter V must, not bo  used for II in inscriptions on public  buildings. Uniform spelling is rim  slogan.  Nowadays children have to have a  lot. of patience to get along with their  parents.  Is tho radium trust best, typified a������  an octopus or a bacillus?  Meanwhile the/present, high price  of veal 'should ndt prevent the return  of prodigal sons.  Da% worse's  Indian   Root   P  arc iust the right medicin? for the  children. When they arc constipated  ���������when their kidneys arc out of order  ���������when over-indulgence _ in some  favorite food gives thcin indigestion  ���������Dr. Morse's Indian Root I'illswill  ��������� quickly and surely put tlicm right.  Purely vegetable, they neither sicken,  weaken or gripe, like harsh purRati ves.  Guard you? children's health by  always keeping a box of Dr. Morse's  Indian Root Pills in the house, They tj  Keep   4Sio   Childros*   Well ������l\  THE   SUN,    GRAND   FORKS,   B. C.  ���������       ^  Wo? (SnmbSfarka ������tm % $X ^X^  G. A. Evans, Editor and Publisher  the indictment of the admin  istraqiou which is  now  being  heard on   all sides.    Though  SUBSOKIPTION BATES I  ine Year $1.50, ,  , ,     -      .  asSY^MaTti^-"^::::::::::::^!^68? pa-P61* ma7 ^ ready afI  Addre������ aiicommunications to jail tunes to "betray the public  '���������   the grand forks suh,    I interest for hire, they at .least  Grand Forks, B.C  -   - -  -    -....���������/���������    -. .  ������HONB R74  FRIDAY, JANUARY 30,  1914  ^should   be   faithful to   their  1 masters.���������Victoria Times  Since hockey was commercialized, curling has become  the cleanest winter sport in  Canada. And it .doesn't require any sweeping to substantiate this assertion.  It takes* a Scotchman to  enjoy himself when he starts  out to ��������� have a good time.  Every one at the banquet on  Monday nigh, tried to trace  their , ancestry back to that  BURNS' BANQUET  A GREAT SUCCESS  (Concluded from Page 1.)  disappointed. However, if you will  keep perfectly quiet for a few seconds, I shall endeavor to feed the  press with a few platitudes. I consider, that the press has been and is  ALARM GEOCKS  For these dark, mornings  produce a tendency to  - sleep in. Best thing you  can get to counteract this  tendency is a good reliable alarm clook. Our  slock is large, our .prices  are low, and every clock  is Guaranteed. ���������  A. D, MORRISON  JEWELfllR-OPTICIAN  GRAND FORKS. B.C.  race.    Some had to' go. back"lthemost Potent fflGtor in the civil  to the Garden of Eden..   The  sporting reporter of fhis journal took" a snort cut to the  Scotch in the bottle.  Nothing is said. about the  increase in the British preference more it is made plain  that material expressions of  Canada's loyalty must come  . from the Liberals, and come it  will.���������St. Thomas. Journal.  ization and advancement of the  world. Had it not been for its enlightening influence few of us wonld I Campbell was very well rendered. ���������  state innocuous desuetude for this  purpose. Today the magazine section of the press is the most popular vehicle for displaying ladies' undergarments on beautiful models.  This has given the old bachelors a  perfect conception of the loveliness  of the female form, and they are  now almost as well educated on this  subject as the married men."  S, G. Kirk'followed with a recitation in Scotch. It was Greek to the  Sun   reporter.    A   song   by  J. - D.  IF  '-%  V  nso i itonograpns  The latest and greatest musical instruments  '        * * -. *     .     *>  Hear this once and you' will want one in your  home. . Call at our s^ore and listen'to the re-    .  production of music in a natural way.    /      !"  Woodland  & Quinn  The Rexall Drug-gists-  J  A modern philosopher says  that many a woman takes her  first step in a divorce suit at  a public dance. A great many  sermons are preaohed on the  social evil, but few ministers  trace it back to its origin.  Has the government press  nothing more to offer in defense of the administration it  is hired to support than that  Mr. Brewster arid his support:  ers arb "knocking" the province? Surely this is not earning the money! In the year  1911-12, according to the public accounts, the management  of the Colonist, 'Yanconver  jSTews-AdAertiser and Nanai-  mo Herald, received through  various agencies more than  $100,000. The names of these  journals are distributed freely  throughout the public accounts report for the year  1912-13, While tbis may account for the local paper's  tacit approval of the delay in  beginning works promised a  year ago, it scarcely justifies  have been here tooight. "Bobby"  Burns' name would have been  known only to a few scholars, and  an irreparable loss would have been  sustained by the million and millions of paop'le who'have been instructed, entertained and amused,  moved to tears and laughter, by the  philosophy, pathos and humor of  his songs. But passing from the  grave to the gay, I have no hesita  tion in saying that the modern  newspaper is the most useful article  that enters the household.' The  larger sheets are used extensively in  the manufacture of patterns for  ladies' dresses, while the smaller  ones, after roasting the head of the  family, are often placed under the  carpet, where they keep the teet of  the whole family warm. It can  thus readily be seen that they perform the beneficent service of keeping both ends warm, and it is a well  known fact that when the extremities are warm the whole body is  superheated. Every housewife  knows that the newspaper is invaluable for lighting the kitchen  fire in the morning, and it is also  highly prized by the Chinese laun-  dryman for wrapping paper. It is  sometimes read by the people, and  for this reason it it;, I presume, on  special occasions printed in red.  When I was a youth, working on  my father's farm the ladies in select  society used the papers for enlarging  their bustles, but since the hobble  skirt came into general use they  have, of course, been   relegated to a  "The Ladies" was proposed , by  Dr. Acres and responed to by Dr.  Averill.--<Both gentlemen did ample  justice to the subject.    .  J. F. Kraus sang an Australian  comic song, which "brought him  much applause. After songs had  been rendered by Mr. Ross and Jeff  Davis, the company joined hands  and sang "Auld Lang Syne" ^and  the entertainment came to an   end.  R. Campbell made a good chairman. The members of the committee in charge of the banquet had  performed theirduties well, and not  a single unpleasant- incident' occurred during the evening:  About Our Choice .Cuts of      ,,.....  Beef, Pork, Mutton arid Veal  . A Nice Line of Fresh':  '/,  Poultry and Fish  . .  .- Always in Stock ���������     .',-���������   ;,,"      * J  Try the Shamrock. Brand  URNS  notice:  TENDERS FOR A MINERAL  CLAIM  FORFEITED TO THE CROWN  SEALED TENDERS will be received by the  undersigned up to 12 o'clock noon on  Tueday, the 10th day of February. 1914, for  the purchase of the undermentioned mineral claim forfeited to the crown.  All tenders must be at leant eqiiul to the  upset price as given below, which represents  the taxes, cO'-ts, interest, etc., Crown Grant  Fei-'s and cost of advertising.  The name of -the minerul claim is the  "Florence," Lot 9Ms, situate in Grand Forks  Miniag Division.  Upset price ?J0.91, and cost of advertising  .flO.00.  Each tender must be accompanied by  a certified cheque payable at par at Pcntic-  ton. The cheque of any unsuccessful tenderer will be returned at once.  .IAS. R. BUOWN,  Government Agent,  Kairview, H. C.  Dated at. Fairview,.  December 30th. 1913.  Grand Forks  and Store  a-  aecon  winnipeg:ave  Op.WinnipctJrIotc  We Buy, Sell and Exchange  Everything We al.M) do nil kinds  of Tailoring Work. We lire Experts in Furier Work, ('leaning,  Pressing and Repairing. Satisfaction guaranteed in everything.  "������ "I  ane son, Proprietor  They are- "usually best  and most satisfactory  in the end.,  BOTTLED BEER  is a home product of  genuine merit.. Get. a  a case today -and try it  now.    Ask for it.   ���������  GRAND FORKS BREWING  COMPANY  $1.50  PER DOZEN,  DELIVERED  WOOD and FENCE POSTS  Dry four-foot Fir and  Tamarac. 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C.  !^  Score of 5 Jo 3 in First  League Game at the  "',.;".   .LocalRink  METEOROLOGICAL  Wednesday evening the first   hockey league game at the   local   rink  this   reason    was   played    between  Grand Forks and Phoenix,   and re  6ulted in a score of 5 to 3 in favor of  thh   home   team. - The  ice   was in  elegant shape, arid  the  teams  were  in good condition.  ' The home team  scored   twice -in   the-first   period,  " while the visitors failed to  find  the  net.     During . the   second    period  ' Grand Forks added, two more to  its  score, while Phoenix still   stood   at  zero when   the  gong* -sounded    'In  the last period Graifd   Forks  scored  onre and    Phoenix     three     times  0. HigNilfs refereed the game.  The following is the minimum  and maximum temperature for each  day during the past week, as re-  cordedijy the government thermometer on E. F. Laws' ranch:  Min,  Jan. 23���������Friday...'     5  ��������� 24���������Saturday   ....    7  '    2D���������Sunday,  18  2C���������Monday .-. 25  "27���������Tuesday  18  28���������Wednesday ..    7  29-Thursday  19  Snowfall.  Max.  .'"20  20  29  41  33  22  28  Inches  ,    5.2  The Grand Forks-Greenwood hockey game in ��������� Greenwood tonight resulted in a  victory for Grand .Forks by a  score of 3 to" 2. . -  - We are in the i rinting business,  and.doallour printing We do not  believe in importing printed matter  to advertise our "work, but prefer .to  rise on our own merits.���������The Sun  '.Print Simp.  IN THE  ON  'ebraary  Brewster  Leader of the Liberal Party of  British Columbia  John Oliver  of Delta, and  %3  ������      Bi       9  Editor Vancouver Sun  Will address the people of Grand  Forks on issues of vital interest  to every citizen.  Everybody Welcome  Seats Reserved for Ladies  Chair taken at 8 p.m.  GIVE "SYRUP OF PIGS" .  TO CONSTIPATED CHILD  Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm  tender little Stomach, liver  and bowels.  Look at the' tongue, mother! If  coated, your little one's stomach, liver  and bowels ' need cleansing at once.  When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't  sleep, eat or act naturally, or is feverish, stomach soiir, breath bad; has  sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give  a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of  Figs," and in a few hours all the foul,  constipated waste, undigested food  and sour bile gently moves out of its  little bowels without griping, and you  have a well, playful child again. Ask  your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of  "California Syrup of Figs," which contains full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups.  Eossland-'s Annual  Winter  Sports Will Be Held  February 2 to 6  er years. The, carnival will see a  lot of fast hockey, and will briDg  together several of the fastest teams  n the interior in all three series���������  senior, intermediatc;and junior, the  competitions all being for valuable  prizes, trophies; and titles. The  rules of the Boundary-West Koote-  nay Hockey association will be  used.  The other features of the program  include ski running, tobogganing, '  horse racing, log cutting, and there  will be social events, such as masquerade and dance. It will be a-  lively week, especially entertaining  for the old-timers, many of whom  will enjoy an old boys' reunion.  Special rates will be given, on application, by the railways, and Ross-  land itself is in far better shape to  care for her guests than ever. .G. A.  Lafferty is president and H. B.  Crow secretary of the carnival.  1 ADOPT THEfefi  Adopt the use of Classified  Wanteds. They have proved  money makers for-others.  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They did  not give their secret away by setting  up the hue and^cry that nesting birds  usually set up'on such occasions. I  finally saw them, as silent as shadows  perched near by, with food in their  beaks, which 'choy finally swallowed  .as my stay was prolonged. And the  ' nests, both on a level with my eye,  were apparently.jilled .only" with a motionless mass of bluish mold. ��������� As I  gently touched'them, instead of four  or five heads with open-mouths springing up, the young only settled lower  in the nest and disposed themselves in  a headless, shapeless mass. The  phoebe is evidently a very cautious  bird, though no birds are more familiar about our porches and outbuildings.  Worms cause fretriiln������?s������j and rob  tho infant of sleep, the gr.-at nourish-  er. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator will clear the atjatacii 'and intestines and restore liealthiuines3.   ���������  ake the Liver  Do its Duty  Nine times in ten when the liver is right the  stomach and bowels ere right.  CARTER'S LITTLE  LIVER PILLS  gently but firmly compel a lazy liver  do its duty  Cures Constipation,  Indigea'  tion,  Sick  Headache, and Distress after Eating.  Smail Pill, Small Dose, Sma'll Price.  Genuine must bear Signature  Not Inspiration  The bishop was attending services'  at a small country church, and tho  ���������young vicar, being very anxious to  show the bishop how M-ell he could  preach, let himsolf out, so to speak.  His gestures were frequent, and his  voice often rose to ajiigh'pitch. At  the closo of the service the young  thoologian, went forward to welcome  the bishop and,.incidentally, to ask  how he liked the sermon.' The bislu,  op's reply was: My dear young fri.oii7f,v  do not make the mistake of confusing  perspiration with inspiration.  Z&zrzg.  Old Time Doctors' Fees  Army doctors' fees in tho seventeenth century in Europe were rather  niodest. During the civil war, for instance, the physician general of Cromwell's army received $2.50 a day, the  apothecary general $1.50., tho surgeon general $1.00 and his two assistants 50c. Then camo tho inevitable  economist, whoso deeds C. H. Firth  summarized thus iu a Cornhtll article  of March, 1901:"In 1651 the surgeon's  pay rose to $1.50 a day; in 1650 it was  fixed at. $1.25, and the economics cut  off one of his mates. In 1657 his pay  was again reduced to $1 a day. Mouck  considered tho sum ao in ifficicnt that  (in 1658) he ordered the surgeons to  entered as privates on the master roll  of their regiments in order to give  them an additional 18c. a day.  ��������� Apt Replies  A quarrelsome couple, having exhausted' many subjects, came to din  cussing tombstones, and the husband  asked:^  My dear, what kind of stone do you  supposo they will give me when 1  die?   '  Brimstone, was ,the reply.  STANLEY LIGHTFOOT  :    PATENT SOLICITOR AND ATTORNEY  LUMSDEN   BLDG.WytJNCE1) TORONTO.  Wffi������W,-i   '*   '      M.37/3.  iHHNNi  Write fbrPnce Liisfcal  ;%������������������ ���������>.*������������������'-��������� ���������'ft. :",-��������� '.A.*-."-���������;��������������� ���������������������������J"-"*-*������-;.V-'''"v^"*.->*i- VfV ���������'-������������������"������������>'<|���������i'*-''J":������������������v-*, -*���������*  mmmmssr  J Kin? andA/excU2der,VmUlPd3. Canada  f.AT>IES WANTED'��������� DO   ARTISTIC  ���������"��������� congenial needlework at home; make  from- three to flye dollars per day decorating cushion   tops.   Armour   Art   Co.,  Dept.  B., Bredalbaie Block,  ���������Winnipeg.  Always in Season '  Oh, you dasn't r,lioot a rabbit  If tho season isn't nghl!  If you have, the hunting habit  You must pause and be polite.  To tiie partridge' and the pheasant  To the duck you must bo nice,  And particularly pleasant  To the bird of paradise.  But the1 creature we aro striving  Most sincerely to protect  Lives in spite of our contriving  Mid suspicion and nogkjt.  Through the won1 the bands are tooths .���������   L  As we call on strife to cease.  Yet some one is always shooting     .  At the poor old Dove of Peace.  QY  M  Just Li'<c a Girl  Yes,.we had a falling out.  Really, Grace?  Yes, and I decided then and there  to break the engagement.  Gracious,  dear.  I wrote him a letter���������but I���������I tore  it up.  My!  Then I wrote him another letter and  tore that up, too!  Oh!       '  But the third'letter I did-': tear up.  Mustering all my courage and Jwry-  ing all pangs of regret, I took "it to  the mail" box and then���������  I���������I didn't drop it in.  Minard's   Liniment  Cures   Garget    in  Cows  No Wasting Sentiment   .  Uncle Henry���������So'you are going to  school now, eh. And do you love  your teacher?  Bobbie (aged seven)���������Naw! She's  too old for me.  But He Doesn't Believe" it  Arthur T. Hadley, president of Yale,  said of .youth at a tea in New Haven:  I Dnd youth modest, almost ove>'-  modest, I don't agree with the accepted idea of youth that is epitpmi'/.  ed in the anecdote  According to this anecdote, an ' old  man said to a youth:  - My boy, when I was your ago, I  thought, like you, that I knew it all,  but now I have r������ached the conclusion  about you years ago.        ' -    '  Making 'Em  Going to make many Christmas presents this year?  You bet! It's cheaper than buying  'em.  Consulting His Jo.nfort  You rncourago your   bo:-    to    use  slang?  Well, I don't exac.y encourage him.  But I must admit that ho causes me  !-ss personal' annoyancj. than ��������� my  daughter who is! constantly criticising  my grammer.  ��������� ,Vith more fatalities on New York  streets in one recent month than ever  before, perhaps, 'Stop, look,-.listen!"  signs at each street intersection would  be of service      . "  Merely Postponed      - -  .Tod���������So you didn't manage to catch  Dolly under  the  mistletoe?    "���������    ..���������  Ned���������That's all right.     I .am going  to take her for a sleigh-ride tonight.  No surgical operation is necessary  in removing'corns'if Holloway's>.Con>  Cure be used.    ',.  That's What They all Say'  All men are ali'te: -They're deceitful and ^lnsk.      - -  -How"do you know?   .���������  A married friend of mine told me so  and warned m.  against all of. them.  ' But you are going to marrj Fred? '  Of course - am.   He's. different. '  The best way.to insure a city beautiful 'is to use foresight. It is better  to build on ciearly defined plans than  to tear away "and remodel at increased  oost.    :  FARMERS  Can always make sure cf getting the highest prices for WHEAT, OATft,  BARLEY and FLAX, by shipping their car lots to FORT WILLIAM AND  FORT ARTHUR and having them sold on commission b-  THOMPSON,  SONS  AND COMPANY  THE    WELL-KNOWN     FARMERS'  AGENTS  ADD..ESS 70C-703 Y., GRAIN   t XCHANGE, WINNIPEG  A Familiar Face .  Magistrate���������Have you been arrested on any previous charge?'  Prisoner���������No, sir.  Magistrate���������Have you been in this  court before?  Prisoner���������No, sir.  Magistrate���������Your face looks very  familiar. I seem to know it somehow.  Prisoner���������I'm tho barman in-the  'Bull's Head' opposite.  The Human Touch  Manager���������Your play seems to lack  the human touch.  Playwright���������You are mistaken, sir.  My hero borrows money from his  friends in almost every act.  Might  Well   Have   Paused  Why don't you get. an automobile?  Because I don't know whether or  not I could manage one.  You didn't let    that    consideration  stop you when you wauted a wife.  Tho kaiser has almost as much  trouble managing the empire as his  son.  UNDER-RESTING  A famous physicianT" speaking to a  woman's club assembly, said: "A  steam engine that is calculated to do  a certain amoun; of wcrlc in a day  will soon break down if overworked.  "The human body may be likened  L such a machine; it is composed of  the most delicately constructed organs, intended to perform; only, a certain number of hours without rest. 1  these parts are overdriven, N^H^e has  no time to renew the worn parts."���������-������������������  Sometimes a change of- work will  rest you, but when that fail, and you  do not feel rested after a night's'sleep  you may be. sure that your system is  vorn out and rhat active means of restoration are neces-2-/. You must  rest and nurse back health and vigor.  Nothing can be of greater assistance in building up the system than  Dr. Chase's Nerve Food, for this food-  cure forms new, rich blood, and nourishes and' restores ihe feeble wasted  nerve cells. Gradually and naturallv  the body and mind regain vigor and  energv, and you feel again the joy of  living" whlc.li comes only to people in  good health.  Lone Celebrity  So this is home coming  Hodgcville?  Yes. But the only man who ever  succeeded in putting this town on the  map won't bo here. >  Unavoidably detained?  Yes.     He's in 'the penitentiary.  week   in  Epitaph  Died of a fit,.lies buried hero  The seamstress  Mary Lee.  Poor soul, she sewed for many 'a year,  Now let her R. I. P.  The Wrong  Lesson  Father (grasping his son's ear)���������  You young scoundrel, I'll teach you  how to treat your mother.  Son���������Ouch! Hold on now, pa. You  know you don't Want me to treat mother that way.  An aviator was arrested for shooting dur-i-s from his aeroplane; Have to  station -game wardens'".-in the clouds.    {  EDDY'S   ���������  "2 in 1" and "3 in 1"  No other    Washboards    have    the  zinc crimped  by 'no method peculiar to  EDDY'S Waohboards.  This  patented  process    eliminates  the; danger;   of    torn    linens���������tho  abuse of hands���������the unpleasantness  of  wash-day.  It assures ( omfort and economy to  the   greatest     degree.    Insist     on  EDDY'S.-  Washboards  Just  as good as                                            "'  ...Eddy's   .'��������� .                                ���������;������������������-:"    /���������':���������: '.'���������  Matches  50c. a box or six boxes for $2.50  at all dealtrs, or The Dodds Medicine Compa.iy, Limited. Toronto,  Canada.  W. N. U. 981  It Shocked Dickens  Survivors of great railway accidents  do not readily forget the experience.  Charles Dickens did not, when on June  9, 1S65. a train fell through the bridge  at Staplehurs't, England, and the carriage in ^'hich ho was traveling hung  over the side. Ho acted with great  coolness and courage, helping to extricate tho wounded and then scrambling  hack to rescue tho manuscript of 'Our  Mutual Friend.' But though uninjured, he never recovered from tho shock  and afterward, when traveling, as his  daughter states, ho would often suddenly- fall into a paroxysm of fear,  clutch the arms oil he railway carriage, large beads of perspiration  standing on his faco and suffer agonies  of terror. Dickens died on the anniversary or the aqcident, five years later.  Scriptural Cookery  Mary .lane, said the rector, solcm-  ly, the steak is cooked to a crisp, and  tho potatoes are raw. You have left  undone tho things that ought to bo  done, and cooked too .lone the things  that ought not to be done.  I/  -.</  If THE STJ5T, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA,  \n  li,.  N EXPONENT OF LOANS  TAKES HIS PLAYTHINGS.  END OF A FAMOUS OLD INN.  f  'STAGING GRAND UPERA.  &ld. jr. s. woodward:s ipE\  FINDS FAVOIt IN.WEST.  <>  . iPibice Albert City Father, Who' fa  Known Fat* and . Wide as  "Woody," Ilus Been Carrying on  a Campaign for a Local Government Board and Scheme Is Being  'iakeu Up In Alberts. . '<  Much is heard just now about the  movement in Canada, especially in  tho West, for the organization of a  central provincial authority for tho  supervision of municipal loans. There  eecms to bo in Saskatchewan a fairly  unanimous feeling in favor of the,  scheme. The father of the campaign,  bo far ai Saskatchewan is concerned,  is Aid; J. S.  Woodward, familiarly'  ^      AM).  J. S. WOODWARD.  known throughout the West and to a  good  many  people in  the  East   as  "Woody."  Mr. Woodward is an Englishman, who didn't find England big  enough.  - He is a big built,, broad-  ehouldered man-of about thirty-five.  Much of Prince Albert's development'  Is due to him, and of course in- developing the city Aid. Woodward has  'developed his own business    For he  ���������has discovered'the magic in the words  . real estate, and haying discovered it,  .fa making good use of it.  His campaign for a local govern-,  menf-board ��������� for Saskatchewan has  spread to the neighboring. province,  "and is meeting with great favor, because the discussion regarding a provincial supervision of securities arises  [from the deslrr.of Canadian municipalities to borrow cheaply in the  'London market.  The Britisher on Foreign Duty Never  Forgets His Games.  Wherever the wandering Britisher  may go he takes his playthings with  him. In tho wilds of far New Guinea  ho plays his golf, and braves tho torrid heat of Port Soudan on sun-baked  tennis courts and sandy "greens."  Cricket and oven Ti ">tball have their  devotees, and the nimble Abyssinian  pony has much to do with the popularity of polo.    . ,  To those who prefer less strenuous  forms of recreation, sailing is a favorite pastime! -and the turtle, shark,  and multi-colored fish that "inhabit  the, tepid waters outsido~the harbor  afford a never-ending source of entertainment. The commercial value of  the "turtle has yet to be. exploited,  but the Soudan Government-has lost  no time in establishing pearl fisheries  a little to the north of Port Soudan,  with an eye to future revenue. "  Large and well-built stores have  been emoted in tho western town by  Greek nnd native traders, whilst the  eastern side^ of the harbor has been  reserved for customs offices and enclosures, and shipping sheds and  warehouses. A labyrinth of /ai-way  lines and sidings foretell the commercial future of' the'port as surely as  tho smoke across the desert announces the belated Khartoum mail.  The syren,of the mall-boat Prince  Abbas, says J. Englcdew in The  World's Work," gives tongue as  though impatient of delay, and the  mail train gives an answering call as  .she' rumbles across the cantilever  bridge-to her appointed station, on  tho quay. The passengers and mails  are soon'transferred, and **e' skipper  .gives more tunes ".upon his syren, and  and starts full speed for Suez, on "his  weekly voyage-of 700 miles. i  Along tho quay two steamers are  unloading machinery and rails and  bricks, cement, and lumber, whilst  tho coal transporting plant at the  northern entrance to the harbor relieves the-collier Aberdeen of 600  tons of Welsh steam coal per hour.  And through it all old Sheikh Bar-  ighut sleeps on, the relic of a day long,  past. His spirit maybe see3 and understands; but whatever else we leave  to supposition, the history of the  magnificent work that is .being accomplished in a country devoid o,f tho  bare essentials for'human existence,  and decimated by the Mahdi's devastating, hordes, willbe a glorious contribution to the annals of British  achievement.  Built  and  Owned  by  Washington,. It  Has Now Got to Go.  Known as tho Washington Inn, built  'and owned by George Washington and'  further enjoying, the distinction of  being the only structure ever owned  in the national capital by the first president, this time stained pile will soon  come down to make way for the new  park that is to eonuect the Union station with the capitol. It stands half  a block north of tho capitol grounds  and years ago was known as tho Ken-  more House and still earlier as tho  Ilillman House. In its present form  it is a, reconstruction of two bouses  built by George Washington, and all  but the lower portion retains the original walls.  In ' December, 179S, Washington  wrote a letter to William Thornton,  an architect, "to proceed in laying in"  materials for carrying on my buildings  in tho federal city." In the same let-  ,ter. which was' written from Mount  Vernon, he said: "I saw a building in  Philadelphia of about the same front  and elevation that are to be giw-su to  my .two bouses, which pleased mo. It  consisted of two houses united,-'doors  in the center, a pediment in tho roof  and dormer windows on each side of  it In front, skylights in the rear. If  this is not incongruous with rules of  architecture. I should be glad to have  my two bouses executed in this stylo."  The architects and builders carried  out Washington's  request.   .Washing-*  ton paid SD3G for the two lota on which  the houses were built and valued the  houses at $lo.000.'���������Argonaut.  THE  NEW ARCTIC  LAND.  ������*���������  - Now Zc-alond's Industry.  A curious and at one time  jtremely profitable and important industry in New Zealand is that of  Kauri gum digging. Kauri gum,  which is the fossilized resin of the  kauri pine, is found only in the extreme north of the North Island,  Mid for the manufacture of high-  class varnish has no equal, with the  exception perhaps of Zanzibar gum,  which is, however, much dearer.  It forms one of the greatest assets  of the Auklaud Province. The equipment of the digger consists of a  thin, long spear, one or two heavy  spades, and a scraping knife. The  gum is usually found on poor land,  and the tbeoiy is that the giant  trees that yielded it have so cxhaust-  - ed the land that now nothing but  tea-tree, or "manuka," as it is called  Jn the Dominion, will grow on it.  ' Until about twenty-five years ago  the gum was entirely produced by  British labor, and to some small extent by' Maoris. Then a number of  AustrianB mado .their appearance,  and are now therein such numbers  that it is safe to say 75 per cent, of  all tho gum produced is tho result of  their labors. A new batch of Aus-  trians has recently arrived from the  Continent.  Weathermen Shocked.  The weather sharpi of tho world  Are all upBet over a storm that swept  ������ver the Island of Reunion in March,  Which violated the Indian Ocean  etorm regulations.  The cyclones have been watched  for fifteen years and have always  been perfectly reliable. They form  louth of the equator, travel southwest  until oft the coast of Madagascar, and  then turn southeast. They are In the  form of gigantic whirlwinds, with a  spot of dead calm in the centre.  But this particular insurgent storm  upset all theories by appearing to the  southeast of Reunion, going northwest over that island and then passing off toward the northeast-���������going  directly opposite to regulations.  Meteorologists wouldn't have been  Any more shocked and pained if the  sun had taken a notion to rise in the  treat.  King George's Relatives.  King George V. is a blood relative  of four other ruling monarchs ��������� the  Czar of Russia,-- the German Emperor,  and the Kings of Denmark and  Greece.  The Czar is King George's first  cousin, as his mother before her marriage to thi late Czar Alexander III.  was PrincesB Tagmar of Denmark,  Bister of the Dowager Queen Alexandra of Great Britain, King George's  mother. King George, by the way, is  also a first cousin of the Czarina of  Russia, who is a daughter of Princess  Alice of Great Britain, King George's  aunt.  Kaiser Wilhelm II. of Germany la  a first cousin of the British monarch,  as hie mother was Princess Victoria  of England, the "Princess Royal,"  eldest daughter of Queen Victoria and  aunt of the present British ruler. She  married the late Frederick W4,iiam  of Prussia, who was Emperor fi only  100 days in 1888.  Another first cousin of King George  Is King Christiar. X. of Denmark. His  father, the late King Frederick III.  of Denmark, was a brother of  George's mother, the Dowager Queon  "Alxandra.  King Conatantine of Greece is also  King George's first cousin. H's father,  the late King George of Greece, assassinated at Salonika, was a brother  of the Dowager Queen Alexandra of  Great Britain, the present British  monarch's mother.  there "is Not Enough Room For it to  B" "ae Large as Greenland."  It if carcely possible that the uew-  ��������� ly discovered Nicholas 11. Laud is "as  large as Greenland," for there is no  such unknown area on the map.  Greenland is about 1,600 miles long  and S00 miles wide. Tbo point at  which tho new land was reached is  about sixty miles due, north of Cape-  Chelluskln and extends, so far as surveyed, not more than 200 miles north-  Trurd. To be as large as Greenland the  island would have to si retch clear'  across tho nolo well over toward Point  Iiari-cv.  ' Nevertheless there is room in the  Arctic <..m between the Taimur peninsula rid the Alaskan coast for a  largo island or group of islands, aud  observations of tidal currents have  long ind cated that some such land existed, he reported discovery lies almost- lidway between Franz Jesof  Lund -aid the New Siberia islarls.  Thence it can scarcely extend far to  the westward, but ft may reach eastward ai north of cast for some hundreds of miles without entering the  reaioa w'-leh has been explored by  voyagers by the way of Bering strait.  The polit^al nnd economic valuo of  the new Imu will bo nil. Its geographic and oc nogrnphle interest to tho  science world .vll! be gr it, and it  Trill .ke-to tho polar map on of tho  most RtiTJns additions this generation  hao Been.���������New York Tr' .inc.  China's "Man of th* Hour."  The man whose influence lins been  most powerful since the revolnllon Id  Initiating and guiding the policies of  yu������n flhih Kal.the smiling, inscrutable  Cantonese. Liang Rhlh Vi. still remains  modestly In the background. Yet If  Common   report  la  true  his  nro  tho  Didn't Like Tone.  E. A. Freeman, like M. Pierre  Loti, was once challenged to mortal  combat owing to the aggressive tone  of one of his-works. Writing ������n  1878, John Richard Green Informs  a friend: "Freeman has bequeathed  to bis country as ho fled from her  shores a book on the Ottoman Turks,  which makes a fearful Bulgarian  massacre for my Lord Beaconsfield,  my Lord Derby, and Hobart Pasha.  Did I tell you that an old admiral, a  friend of Hobart's, challenged Freeman to single combat on the sanda of  Boulogne by way of avenging the  Pasha's wrongs?", Hobart's crime������������������  in Freeman's eyes���������was'having served as an admiral in the Turkish service during .the war with Russia In  1877, for which adventure his name  waa removod from our navy list.  Origin of Life Again,  others besides Dr. Bastiau havo Daen  working upci tbo question of the origin of i'fo.    At the meeting of the  BriLdh    association    Dr.    Benjamin  Aloorc of  Liverpool  made tho claim  that he had proved that strong sunlight" or the light from a mercury lamp  acting upon certain solutions can convert the iifolcj:s into living matter.  Sir  Oliver Lodge objected that tho investigator had only succeeded in securing ,  potential living matter, a physical und j  chemical vehicle which could bo made |  use of by life.   Most of the specialists '  dealing   with  chemical   reactions   de- |  cciro themselves in Just this way. mistaking the appearance of life for life I  ItselL-New York World.  Some of the Wonders  of ������ Covent  > Garden Production.  '      An almost   superhuman    task    is  ' that' of producing   a new   opera   at  Covent Garden, in London.    Indeed,  after a chat with Mr. Raymond Roze,  ' whose English opera season at Covent Garden has just opened, it is evident that whatever popularity   aud  fame may be achieved   by the   producer   of    successful   opera   at   the  world-famous   theatre,   it   is earned  twenty times over.  {     Only those associated with such a  stage production havo  any  idea  of  the work involved.    Talking of his  new opera, "Joan of Arc," Mr. Roze  mentioned that its composition   had  | occupied him "or several years.  I      "Then," he continued, "when I decided to produce  It at Covent Garden, along with   other   operas,   the  ; really arduous work began.    There  I was the choosing of the chorus, for  ! '.instance. . From    tho    beginning  of  May I   have   tried   something   like  3.COO  odd voice's  in order to select  the present   chorus,   which   is   120  strong.   In addition, of course, there  is the trial of voices for the more  important parts, and the .keen competition   to   sing   at Covent Garden  may be gathered from the fact that  ladles came. Trom all parts of Great  Britain to endeavor to secure an engagement when   they   heard   that I  was about to produce a new opera iu  London.  "For a couple of months the chorus rehearsed day after day, under  the direction of the chorus master,  Mr. Cecil Stock. His task has been  a tremendous one. for he had to  work for' twelve and fourteen hours  a day training the various groups of  singers for -their parts in 'Joan of  Arc' and the other operas.  "Then, again, there was the task  of providing.the orchestra, which is  nearly, one hundred strong, with  their band parts, and some idea of  ���������.he work which this involved may  be gathered from the fact that for  four .months I had four copyists  working fourteen to fifteen hours a  day in order to get through the  work."  Even, however, when the chorus  has been chosen and drilled, music  completed for' tho band, and the  principals havo studied their parts  at homo, there is a' vast 'amount of ���������  rehearsing to bo done. The chorus,  has to be brought from the chorus-  room, where . they have only been  accustomed to a piano accompaniment, and rehearsed on the- stage  with the orchestra. Then the principals rehearso with the orchestra,  and afterwards the chorus and principals rehearse together. There are  scenery rehearsals, lighting rehearsals, rehearsals for supers, and costume rehearsals, one after another  until each particular part of the  singing, acting, and setting is perfect and fits in with tho other.  "It is obvious that in the case of  a new opera like 'Joan of Arc,' tho  work of production is far greater  than in tho case of an old opera; for,  in a new production, the producer  must originate everything. For instance, armour, heraldry, and historical setting play a great part_in  this- particular opera. Indeed, it provides tho greatest show of heraldry  ever seen on the Btage. The armour  alone," went on Mr. Roze, as we discussed this feature of tho new opera,  "has coot me close on ������600, and in  order to be absolutely correct in  every detail in regard to the heraldry  I have secured the services of Mr.  G. Ambrose Lee, York Herald of  Arms, who has revised all the details and ceremonials." !  Changes In the Sea Floor Fron>  Shore to Shore.   .  THE BIG MID-ATLANTIC RIDGE,  Hasty Wedding Service.  A young couple who arrived at Ber*  wick on a recent Sunday were' married after the Scottish fashion in a  delightfully simple way.   '-hey drove  over tho border into Scotland, and,  stopping at a spot where two men i  were seated, the young man said that I  ho and tho lady wished to be max'- <  ried, and that thoy could not adopt j  the conventional method, as it would  be stopped directly tho banns were  put up.   The  couplo   then formally  strong, supplo hands which pull Ihe  leading strings at Peking, and to his i ������������k each other  or man and wife be  music dance most of those who .1������U.������!'<������* tho L��������� witnesses, and a docu  to sway the destUies of China"? ...W-  teoM.-Peklng Cor. London Times.  ment to that effect was produced and  signed by the partios and the wlt-  aceaeft.  .The Demand For Meat.  Manifold are tho reasons advanced  for tho' high meat prices, ono of the  principal being that tho inland production Is insufficient to cover tho demand. As n matter of fact, tho German production has kept pace with  tho Increase, but not with the demand  of tho population. Tho German of today cats more meat than formerly.  Thirty or forty years ago the consumption averaged eighty-eight pounds per  capita, whereas It now amounts to 119  pounds. Germany is producing from  0r������ to 0(1 per cent of the total consumption, only 4 to 5 per cent beinj Imported.���������New York Post  Motherly Old Ban.  The contention that the hen la  the" most compassionate thing in  creation is strikingly illustrated by  a case of motherhood in naturo related in Country Life. A correspondent tells how in a farmyard were  two puppies, for whom the mother  bad no affection; so an old hen look  pity on tbem, and when she went to  roost they followed her. Squatting  in a corner of a cart-shed she lifted  a wing and the two youngsters  crawled under for the night, her  chicks slumbering on the backs ot  the puppies,  Training the Royal Horses.  iDvery morning at about 11 o'clock  a procession headed by two chestnut  horses in charge of grooms, followed  by a detachment of guards with their  bands playing vigorously, a strong  force of police and a crowd of civilians, leaveB St. James' Palace, London, and proceeds through St James'  Park to the Guards' headquarters  close to Buckingham Palace.  The two chestnut horses are tho  chief centre of interest, for this is  their daily lesson in equine deportment. Some day they will figure  proudly in state pageantry and they  are being taught to carry themselves with becoming dignity and  quietness.  For them the chosen drummers of  the various guards' bands beat  fiercely on their drums, while the  pipers pipe their shrillest notes. This  is the ordeal of noise, and at first  the two chestnut horses took exception to it. But after several  weeks of it they have become indifferent, and although the pipers exert  themselves to their utmost both  horses now have an air of well-bred  boredom.  The decision of the Empress Eugenie not to travel this summer led  many people in London to jump to  the conclusion that this remarkable  lady was In falling health. As a matter of fact, her majesty, who is now  in her oighty-elghth year, is enjoy'-g  exceptionally good health, but preferred tho quietness of her home at  Farnborough Hill to tho sea trip In  the Mediterranean, which she has indulged in regularly for the past fow  years; The empress, by the way, has  the affection of all English people, if  for no other reason than that she  gave her son, the gallant and hand-  goae Trince Imperial, to Eugland.  i't Starts at Iceland And Bisects tho  Ocean Down Almost to Capo Horn.  In Places It Rises Above the'Surface,  Foiming Groups of Islands.  A sketch of thc'landscapc" of the  ocean hod Is given by Dr. A. 1-]. Shipley In an article in tho Edinburgh Ku-  ,Yiew:  "The passengers and the crew of a  liner racing over the 'surface of tho  Atlantic are apt.to imagine that under  ilicra id a vast, layer of water of varying depth spursely Inhabited by a few  fish. As a matter of-fuct. the whole of  this great ocean is teeming with life.  If instead of taking ship we could take  to tho watf>r and walk across the bed  of tho' Atlantic to America, starting  from the shores of wosteru "Europe, we  (should in effect be traveling through a  succession of new countries. Not only  would tho surrounding physical conditions vary as wc advanced, but the  animal and plant life would vary iu  correlation with the altering physical  conditions.  "Walking farther and farther toward  the depths of tho Atlantic, we should  Boon lose all sight of the algae, und the  shallow water fish���������tho plaice anc' solo,  whiting, skates, dogfish and others and  cod���������would give way to the megrim  Riid tho hake. The sea floor would  gradually change from rock or gravel  or stones to sands and ultimately to  mud or oozes of various tints, their  original colors often modified by tho  action of tho decomposition of organic  particle Id them and on them. All  theso finer deposits aro derived from  tho neighboring laud und are'blown  Bcaward by offs* Dre wiuds or washed  .down by rains and streams and carried  out to the "sea by rivers.    .  "Tho distance to which fine matter In  suspension may be- carried' Is ' very  great. The, Kongo Is said to carry its  characteristic mud as far out to sea as  COO miles, and the Ganges and tho  Indus as far as-1.000 miles.  - "Except In the neighborhood of such  great river? a subaqueous traveler  vou .oon pi s beyond whrft Sir John  Hurray has called tho 'mud lino." &.  lino <bat limits the terrigenous deposits  everywhere surround jg dry land.  Slaving reached this umlt, we must  proceed warily, for at tho mud line,  at ai> average depth of a hundred  fatL-cms, wo snull tlnd ourselves nt tho  cJge jf tho continental Rhelf. that rim  which extends seaward to n varying  tilst- nee from all land areas, the rim  on which Great Britain rests. Beyond  lies tho continental slope, a preclplcs  more or less abrupt and more or less  high, descending by 6teep declines or  terraced cliffs until depths of 2.000  fathoms aro reached.  "The" Atlantic, compared with the  other grept oceans, has nn unusually  largo area of comparatively shallow  .water. Of its total area 27.5 per ceuf  is covered by water less than 1.004  fathoms deep; 18 per ce-t lies between,  .3.000 and 2.000 futboms and 47 per cent  Tbctween. 2,000 and 3.000 fathoms; the  remaining 7.5 per cent Is still d������������������������ppr.  "At tho foot of tho continental slope  Hon an illimitable plain of n unirorra  dull, grayish bnff color, flat and featureless aB the desert, and only diversified by an occasional as yet uncovered  rock or wreck or the etralght line of a  recently laid cable. This plain continues with scarcely a change In scenery or in level until wo approach tho  groat mid-Atlantic ridge. As Knie������  oh* shown, this rldgo. which roughly  bisects tho Atlantic, extends from Iceland as far south us fifty-three degn-es  of south latitude, with a slight nnd  quite Inexplicable break Just unrtvr tho  equator. The ridge rnns almost parallel  with the eastern contour of North and  South America, which, in turn, as the  ordinary map will show, ronghlv cur-,  ?esponda with tho western contour of  Enropo and Africa. From time to time  the ridge rises abovo tho surface of tho  wntcr. as In the Azores group. St.  Paul's rocks, Ascension. Tristan du  Cunbs and Gough island.  "Having ascended the eastern nnd  descended tho western slope of this  mid-Atlantic ridge, wo should again  traverso plains of grayish ooze far  moro extensive than any level land  trnct known to geographers, nnd as we  npproached the American coast we  should gradually pass through, in reverse order, the eones of life traversed  when leaving Europe. On the eastern  cor.Rt of America tne slope is much'  moro gradual than on tho wo������teraJ  coast of southern Kurope and Africa."  Too Many Holidays.  There aro now 26 days in the year,  recognized as legitimate owwlonstot-  holidays in moot citloe of England.  Sbo are in addition to tho weekly  half-holidays obesrved on Wednesdays and Saturdays. An effort is being made to lessen tho number oj  holidays and to bring those retain*  into mora ������y sterna tic order. if  r������*">  m  i * \'  r; v-  ���������   V  &'���������  !���������'  Bcr.*--  lis-r  li  J A >  |rr I.-  5;  -<���������_  11.  \\  J; :  *���������'������������������:;>:  V "r   ".  THE   SUN,   GRAND   FORKS,   B. C.  L ROLL CULL  LocaLKnights of Pythias Will  ��������� Celebrate 50th Anniversary of the Order  The fiftieth anniversary of the  founding of the Order of Knights of  Pythias will be celebrated in the  local lodge on February 17, when  the special Golden -Jubilee Ritual,  specially prepared for that occasion,  will be used and a fitting service  held to commemorate this grand occasion,  On the same night will also be  held the thirteenth annual roll-call  of . the local lodge. This annual  custom   has   prevailed   'with   the  HANSEN SCO  CITY BAGGAGE AND TRANSFER  ������"   Gait'Goal n������w  Office!  F. Downey's Cigar Store  First Street  Telephones;  Office, R(>6  Hansen's Residence. R38  Grand Forks lodge ever since'its institution, which took place on October 9, 1901.  Special invitations are being  issued to the members, and an excellent program is being prepared  by the committee having the matter  in charge.  Jim Reeder left last week for an  extended visit with relatives in Indiana.  The Overseas club is gjving a  dance to its members in the Davis  hall this evening.  The afternoon tea served at the  Knox Presbyterian church manse on  Thursday afternoon was "an enjoyable social event, A large number  of people were present.  E. E. Gibson visited Phoenix and  Greenwood op Monday.  GENERAL TRANSFER WORK  WOOD     AND     ICE  OFFICE AT PETRIE'S STORE  PH0NF64      GRAND FORKS, B. C.  EW  HARNESS   SHOP  I have re-opened a harness- shop at my old  stand on Bridge street; and will manufacture  iv t b-i������-*^;^ and  do all kinds  of  New Harness hamess repairing ah  work guaranteed.   Your patronage is solicited.  Yes, We Are  Stock-Taking  took Our for  Bargains  JOHN DONALDSON  PHONE 30  Everything to Eat and Wear  Real Estate Investments  and Business Sites  Insurancelin  cjill Its Branch es  BOUNDARY  TRUST &  INVESTMENT CO., LTD  Established 1901  First Street  Indications of a Festival for  the Hockey* Fans!, Are  Promising  A wire received Monday from S.  L. Dunlop, manager of the Fernie  hockey club, announced that Fernie  would compete in the Rossland carnival competition next week. Last  year Fernie won the Giant Powder  Shield, emblematic of the championship of British ���������''Columbia.  Manager Dunlop says that'his club  is anxious to defend the shield.  They figure, he says, that the contesting teams will be much stronger'  than last year, but nevertheless he  is confident of Fernie making a good  showing. ���������     "_  Chairman Cfuicksh'ank, of the  hockey committee, is in communication with the Blairmore team,  which may also-come. There is still  a possibility that one, two or all of  the Boundary teams-will decide to  go to the carnival, in ��������� which .case  there would be enough" hockey to  keep the lovers of the game' on the  go day and night. In view of the  confusion attending the-hockey .'season, so far, it looks'as if it remained  for the Rossland carnival to give the  fans their dues.  Besides the two senior teams, there  are the interme iates, juniors'and  ladies' teams to consider, which together will "make one grand hockey  festival. "'    ,  Boston and Spokane quotations  for Granby stock were higher last  week than they have been since  1910. In Spokane $78 was -bid,  while in Boston the highest price  paid, was   c.    ' I.  SECOND STREET, NEAR BRIDGE.  Fresh and Salt Moats, Poultry always on hand,  Highest market price paid for live  stock.  PHONE 58 and receive prompt and courteous ' attention.  The Arcadian Malleable Non-Breakable Range is not "made of cheap coke  6teel,-hut of the best Charcoal"Iron .Plates, and-its castings are not made of  common gray iron, but of the Highest-Quality of Haileable Iron. -_   ���������  Malleable Iron is the ideal material for a practical, durable'and economical,  range". Owing to ks close, dense and compact texture, it is better fitted to  resist the strain of heating and cooling. Itpossesses great strength.  Charcoal Iron, of which the best and "largest steam-boilers are made, "in  order.that they may endure the greatest strain, is whatis lised for the body of  the Arcadian Range. This charcoal .iron has a' density and fineness- of,grain  which gives it great power of resistance "against rust and crystalization,- making  it practically indestructible. -,.--..-. ..  A pure asbestos mill-board is used to line the flues.and other parts of the  range.   It is held between a sheet of charcoal iron, and the charcoal iron'body.  All'joints of the-Arcadian Range are riveted *so closely and solidly and  with such, skill that they .are as tight as a locomotive boiler and will never  open from expansion or contraction. _  MEETS THE NEEDS OF THE HOME OF TODAY  ILLER^GARDNER  "What's most liable to get broken  about, your automobile?" "The  owner," replied Mr. Chuggins.  Armson the shoe man has removed  to his n w stand, corner Bridge and  Fourth .���������>   eets. .  ,- '  Advertisement in The  Sun  bring  results because it isthe peoples'paper  10 CENT "CASCARETS"    IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE  For  Sick   Headache,   Soup   Stomach,  Sluggish Liver and Bowels���������They  work while you sleep.  Purred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indigestion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Headaches come from a torpid liver and  clogged bowels, which cause your  stomach to become filled with undigested food, which sours and ferments  like garbage in a swill barrel. That's  the first step to untold misery���������indigestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow  skin, mental fears, everything that is  horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret  to-night will give your constipated  bowels a thorough cleansing and  straighten you out by morning. They  work while you sleep���������a 10-cent box  from your druggist will keep you feeling good for months.  DON'T KNOW THEY  HAVEAPFENDSCmS  Many Grand Forks people who have  chronic 'appendicitis, which .is- not-  very painful, have doctored for years  .for'gas on the stomach, sour stomach  or constipation. Woodland it Quinn,  drugsrists, state if.these people will try  a SINGLE DOSE of simple buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc., as compounded in Adler-i-ka, the remedy  which became famous by curing appendicitis, they will be surprised at  the INSTANT benefit.  Tenders Called For  "Let   me   intro  most honest young  known."      "But    -  want   we   to   meet  men.".  you  I-  the  ever  mi      oesn't  poor young  "Jane, are that young man's intentions serious?" "I think so, pa;  he says'our carriage sued could be  easily transformed into a garage and  the attic would "make a dandy billiard room and bowling alley."  SOUR, ACID STOMACHS  GASES OR INDIGESTION  Each "Pape's Diapepsin" digests 3000  grains food, ending all stomach  misery in five minutes.  Time it! In five minutes all stomach distress'will go. No indigestion,  heartburn, sourness or belching of  gas, acid, or eructations of undigested  food, no dizziness, bloating, - foul  breath or headache. ~  Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its  speed in regulating- upset stomachs.  It is the surest, quickest stomach remedy in the whole world and besides it  is harmless. Put an end to stomach  trouble forever by getting a large  fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin  from any drug store. You realize in  five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any  stomach disorder. It's the quickest,  surest aud most harmless stomach  doctor in the world.  est cash prices paid for old  Stoves and Ranges.' E. C. "Pe'ckham,  Second-hand Store.  IT WILL MAKE  YOU  HAPPY  ''////mm  No need having piles any longer!  No need of suffering another day!  Steam's Pile" Remedy (complete with  tube) will Help you or IT COSTS YOU  NOT  ONE  CENT.  This remedy is a combination of the  lately discovered, high-priced Adrenalin Chloride with other powerful curative principles, and IT STOPS THE  PILE  PAIN  IN  ONE  MINUTE!  So sure are we that Steam's Pile  Remedy will benefit you that we will  REFUND YOUR MONEY if you are  not satisfied.  ������This is the only pile remedy that  wc can guarantee and we know you  will thank us for telling you about it.  \Ve have the exclusive agency.  WOODLAND   &  QUIXX.  HPENDERS ARE HEREBY, called  ]_ for in the matter of 150 fence  posts, either cedar or tamarac  (state which), 5 feet in length, and  not less than 6 inches across at the  smallest end.  Said posts to be peeled,, and delivered on the grounds of the Agricultural Association, across the  First street bridge, in the Ruckle  addition. .  Said tenders to be in the hands of  the Association Secretary   not   later  than February lGlh, 1914.  j    The   lowest or   any   tender  not  necessarily accepted.  WALTER E. HADDEN,  Secretary.  P.O. Box 280, Grand Forks, B. C.  New Year  The majority of cases of sickness are caused  by unsanitary plumbing. Avoid this risk by  having your plumbing work  done  by  Heating and Sanitary Engineer  PHONE 130        GAW BLOCK, WINNIPEG AVE  ������g^  I  Many so-called specialists make  extravagant statements about their  methods and cures.. My record of  J 6 years' experience in this treat  ment of all chronic, nervous, and  special ailments of men is sufficient  proof of my ability to affect a cure,  when a cu.ie is possible.  No man can afford to consult  any but the best in regard to his  physieal welfare. Life and hap  piness depend on good health. I  have cured thousands of men aud  I can cure you, if your case is  curable.  MY OFFER" Absolutely free expert medical examination and consultation. ^Absolute guarantee of complete cure of every case I undertake, and moderate price.    Call on or write for booklet to  DR. KELLEY  210 Howard Street, Spokane  \  k  ��������� ���������$.  if-  ���������V '


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