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 '-������" ���������^������'������"'Wl.^������im;*fi,wl,iilruaaaii������maM^^  ffiJB^KyaaMSSS&Ti^*i^2!JS^^  l^r-  Kettle Valley Orchardist  /.A  THrRIEENTJJfl YEAR-NTb.   15  GRAND FORKS,  B. C, FRIDAY, FK33UARY G, 1914  ./  t  ,M  CUSTOMS RECEIPTS  R.R. Gilpin,^customs.'officer at this  port, makes the following detailed report of - the customs receipts at the  various sub customs offices, as reported to the chief office in'this city,  for the month of January:  Grand  Forks..'....-.   82,287 22  Phoenix,:.'   '.         603.11  Carson         143.77  ���������Carcade .'  -       80 82  Total ..;. .' ; $3,114 92  LIBERAL LEADERS DRAW BIG AUDIENCE  Perfect Attendance  Brewster Attacks Waste of Government on Commissions.  Discrepancies Shown in Statements of the Ministers  Oliver Discusses Equal Suffrage, Advocates a Department ,pf Labor and, the Passage of  ah Adequate Workman's Compensation Act~-Does Not Believe That All  Public Men Are to Be Judged by the Government's Standard  the  nor  . The following pupils attending  public schools were neither Into  absent during January:  Principal's Class���������Gladys Ardiel,  Edith Harlow, Harry Bowen, Alice  Bowen, Amy Frankovitoli, Marie  "Fritz, Arthur Galipeau, Frank Hart-  inger, Robert Holmes, - Ronnie Keron,  Harold Massie, Ulric iMcCailuin.Mar  garet Mcllwaine, A via "Michener, Ivia  Michener, Emma Need ham, ' Archie  Symes, Ronald Tracy, El'vera Walker,  Hugh . Wells, Dean Galloway, Gace  Redpath. ' -.  Division II���������Hattie Gaw, Heath  " Hales, Merle Herr, Kegiuaid Hull,  Lawrence Holmes, James Lyden,Wilfred Holmes, Stanley Massie, Mildred  Meikle, "William Meikle, Laurena  Nichols, Adolf Peterson, Holger Pe-'  tersen, Quintin Quinlivan, Raymond  Quinlivan/ Vera- Redpath, Thomas  lleburn, Catherine Stafford, Uvo  Wells.     -  . Division, III-;-Fred Barlee, Anna  Beran,-Joe Beran, Susie . Brown, Gar-  abaldi Bruno, Hope' Benson, Mary  Cooper, Murrel .Galloway, Margaret  Graham, - Mildred Hutton, Ruby  Keeling, Roy Kennedy, Gladys La-  > -t'iam,'Sajah*MeG������llurrj,"Gwerinie Mcllwaine, Kathleen O'Connor, Viola  Pell, Glenn Sampson, Fritz Schliehe,  Frances Sloan, Harvey Holden, Lily  Ardiel, Edith Coryell, Gwendolyn  Humphries, Muriel Spraggett, Fay  Tryon, Frank Verzuh, Hope Williams,  Division IV���������Bernard Crosby, Vernon Forrester, Lizzena Irving, Cecelia  Lyden, Robert O'Connell,Vernon Sid-  dell, Vernon Smith, Olivine Galipeau,  Brenda Humphreys, Phyllis Atwood,  Doris Burdon, Helen Campbell, Dorothy Jacobsen, .Ambrose .McKinnon.  Peter Miller,  Division V���������Teddie &.oper, Norma  Ericson, Alice Galipeau, Corena  Rarkness, Tony Hudoklin, Gertrude  Krischke. Glory Morrison, Aleeta  Nichols, Jeanctte Reburn, Amelia  Wiseman.  Division VI���������May Crosby, Margaret Fowler, Helen Simpson, Willie  Sprinthall, Robert Tryon, Lue Soy.  Division VII���������Douglas. Barlow,  Clara Brunner, Coryl Campbell,  Harold King, Angus McDonald, David  McDonald, James Needham, William  Nelson, Oswald Walker, Mary Errett,  Beulah Stewart, Mary Beran, Alfonse  Galipeau, Thelma Hutton, Lawrence  McKinnon, Harold Quinlivan, Lee  Sung, Francis U'Ren, Leona U' Ren.  Division VII���������Lola Baker, Margaret Bruno, Connie Burdon, Annie  Crosby, John Lane, Alice Peterson,  Lewis Waldon, Harry Druytryk,Ken-  neth Campbell,- Clare Donaldson,  Chow Fung, Gunnar Halle, John Peterson, Alva Taylor, Clare U'Ren,  John de Visser.  Division IX���������Clifford Brown, Fred  Gaiipoau, Clarence- Liddicott, Jack  Miller. Annie Marovich, Elsie Nelson, Emily Penrose, Marvin Penrose,  Charlie Shannon, Nick Verzuh,Helen  Wiseman, Edrnond Wells.  In spite of.the many ^counter attractions in the city, the L beral  meetfng' in -_Jthe opera house on  Tue.-day evening was one of the  most largely attended ever ,h"ld  h-re.    All the seats were filled when  Liberals, if given power,   would  en-  believe what is not true."  Mr. Oliver drew the attention of  the audience .to one of the most important provisions of the Liberal  platform, namely, the creation of a  department of labor under a responsible mini.-ter of the. crown. The  duties of this department would be  to keep thoroughly informed   in  re  act laws that would force the speou-  lors to dispose.of   their  vast   hold  ing-j to bona fide settlers   at  reasoti-  bel prices  Mr. Brewster examined Mr'Ross'  President Melntyre, of the local as-!statement about the fifty thousand  sociation, took- the chair" on 'the ' alleged pre emptors, and asked  stage, accompanied by H. C. Brew-j where they were. He convicted t>:e  ster, leader of the opposition, and p minister of lands of marked exag- spect of all conditions of employ  president of the Provincial Liberal geration-out of the mouth of- the ment; to see that- the protection  association, and-honest John Oliver, \ minister of finance, who had to ad- laws were properly enforced; to rec-  ex-M.PP. for Delta, _ i mit in his budget .speech  last  year  The chairman, in a brief speech, tfaat production on "the farm had  introduced Mr. Brewster, who was materially fallen' off. The varying  given an ovation by the audience, estimates of the premier, attorney-  Mr. Brewster said the leaders of general and minister of lands as to  the Liberal party of the province tne area of land available for settle-  had decided to present the princi ment and production was contrasted  pies of the party to the people at a witQ tQa.1 of R- E. Gosnell, Conser  time when they were stirred by the j vative statistician, who says he  passions of a political "campaign, in could never find over fifteen million  order that they might have a   better- acres of such knds.  $1.00 PER YEAE  'meteorological  ��������� The following'' is the minimum  and maximum'temperature for each  day . during the past week, as recorded by the government thermometer .on E. F. Laws' ranch:.  Min.     Max.  Jan. 30���������Friday  14 34  31���������Saturday   ....  21 32  Feb-gl���������Sundiy,  25 .  32  ;*2���������Monday     3' 27  * 3���������Tuesday     5 20  |,4���������Wednesday .. -8 8  ^5 -Thursday  -8 13  Inches  Snowfall f     5.0  opportunity of considering them  calmly and seriously. The Conservative   party   of  Brewster dealt at length with- the  waste of mouey in the  appointment  the  province had  of royarcommissions, the   payment  lived past its youth, and senile decay was now setting in. He described as a patriotic movement  rather than a political one the growing determination of independent  Conservatives to effect a change  of government, a movement, of  which very striking instances are to  be found in all sections of province.  When the present government came  into power they- found an empty  treasury and an  unalienated   prov-  of commissions to par,ty friejids  for moving Indians to new reserves,  and the system of public works ex-  pendiiiir s which was so corrupt  and inefficient that only 50 per cent  was honestly expended and the bal  ance used to keep the machine running. A liberal allowance was made  to the hired government press,  which had to be pap-fed.  Honest John Oliver, ex-M.P.P.  for Delta, who followed Mr. Brewster, was pleased'to note   the   many  in  ince     Now, after  eleven   years   of,  rulej there is an alienated province j improvements made in the city  and the same wail of an empty since his last visit here. He touched  treasury. Premier McBride had rs on nearly all questions of the day of  cently made the boast that there [ public interest, but devoted most of  were $2,000,000111 the treasury. It i his time to a discussion of the qnes-  was easy to conjecture where tion of equal suffrage and to the  this money had come from. About plank in the Liberal platform pro-  the first of each year the province viding for the adoption of an ade-  received a grant of ������750,000 from quate workman's compensation act.  the Dominion government, andj Mr. Oliver expressed himself as  $1,500,000 had been   borrowed   on  treasury notas. ���������������������������'-.-  Mr. Brewster said the government  had set a dangerous precedent in  disposing of the public lands to  speculators. He-referred to Premier  McBride's statement in a recent  speech, wherein it was said that it  -had been necessary to sell land to  get money for the prosecution of  public works. Properly expended,  money was well spent which' was  laid out in that way, though in this  province there was a decided lack of  care.in the expenditure. But with  all the best of the,avaiiable land  alienated, and held by speculators  at prices which no bona fide settler  could   pay, for what   settlers   were  i     ���������  i the   lateral   roads   and   trails to be  Since the eighth page of this! builtir* The premier tried to fright-  week's issue of The Sun was printed en }he people by asking where the  it has been found advisable to! Liberals would get the money for  change the date of the meeting of public works except by direct taxa-  the Grand Forks Liberal association ! tion, if no more lands were to be  in the Miners' Union ball from [sold. Contrasted with this was Mr.  Wednesday evening, February 11, j Bowser's statement in Vancouver  to Thursday evening, February 12, j that there was practically no more  in order not to interfere with other land beyond a little at the coast for  attractions. sale.    Mr. Brewster said   that   the  LIBERAL MEETING  being unqualifiedly in favor of  equal suffrage. "Are not tho mothers of the land," he asked, "who  have tbe forming of the minds of  the rising generation in their care,  as-well qualified to vote intelligently  as the men who.work in the streets  and in ditches?" In the state of  Washington the women had now  exercised the franchise for' several  years. As one of the results of  their participation in public affairs,  Washington had now on its statute  book the most perfect workman's  compensation act on this  continent.  Mr. Oliver said there were some  people who admitted that the pres-  sent government is corrupt, but they  invariably supplemented this admission by saying that if the Liberals  obtained power they would be just as  bad. "This is taking a degraded view  of public life," he said. "There  is such a thing as honesty among  those who administer public, affairs.  During all the years I spent in the  house, do you think that I did not  have opportunities? And do you  think I took advantage of any of  !)hem?   If   you   believe- I did, you  ommend and secure the passing of  needed legislation for providing additional* safeguards for prevention  of accidents and disease, and generally to protect the interests of la  bor throughout the province.  The speaker then came  to   what,  to his mind, was of the   utmost importance   to   the   workers  of   this  province, the providing of the  necessaries   of   life   to the persons injured during the course of their employment,   and   for  providing   for  those dependent upon them in   case  of death, It was true that we have a  workman's compensation act   upon  the statute book at tbe present time,  but it was very limited in its  scope.  There were so many doubts as to its  applicability   in   any   specific case,  and resulted in   so much   litigation  that it was probably more injuriout  than   beneficial   in   the  aggregate.  Authentic   statistics,      covering    a  period of seven years, show   that in  the state of Washington   48 per cent  of the amount paid in   premiums to  the casualty   companies   reach . the  injured workmen.    From this must  be deducted litigation expenses, and  in many cases the injured workman  fails   to   receive  anything.    About  three years ago the state  of   Washington provided industrial insurance  for a limited number  of  classes   of  employees, and this system   of   insurance provides certain and prompt  compensation for injured workmen.  Litigation   betweeu   employer and  employee   is   abolished;" 91.8   per  cent of tbe premiums paid by  employers are available for   compensation purposes.    The Liberals of this  province propose to adopt the same  principle   as   that  of   Washington,  but will extend scope of the law  to  include all hazardous   employments  and simplify many of  the   working  details as  well.    Briefly  stated, we  will create a department   of   industrial   insurance.    This   department  will be  administered   by   commissioners.    These commissioners  will  be as far  as possible free  from,  po-  The concrete piers for the C.P.R.  bridge in this city have been completed, and the steel for the superstructure has commenced to arrive  on the ground.  The bishop of New Westminster  administered the rite of confirmation in Christ church yesterday.  Nine candidntes had been prepared  by the rector, Rev. Mr. Hayman.  - S. E. Mills, of the Riverview  creamery, Ferry, Wash., was in the  city yesterday.  .  R. Campbell returned toclay from  a business trip to Moyie.  The Lyric Dramatic club will give  a masquerade ball in the opera  house on February 12.  C. B. Peterson went up to Franklin camp on Wednesday to inspect  the Union mine.  The rite of confirmation was administered in Holy Trinity church  on Friday. February 6, at 10:30 a.  m. The lord .bishop of New Westminster, the Rt: Rev. A. V. De  Pencier, D.D., "laying hands" on  seven candidates presented by tbe  rector, the Rev. Henry Steele.  "When I married you," said Mrs.  Naggers, "1 thought to reform you."  "Yes," answered the' husband;  "and like a number of reformers  you seized the first opportunity to  become a boss,"  Gus Schnitter retuaned today  from Victoria, where he has been in  attendance, as delegate, at the convention of the British Columbia  Fairs 8ssociation.  HE LOSTjl ARM  Nels  Larsen Meets With a.  Serious Accident at  the Smelter  Nels Larsen, an old gentleman  nearly eighty years of age who has  been employed at the Granby smelter for some years, met with a serious accident on Tuesday morning by  having his right arm caught in tbe  cog-wheel of one of the big pumps  in   the   power house.     Before   as-  . . ,     ... .,      , sistance arrived and the limb conld  which will provide  that  employers  .        . ���������   .  i   ���������������        a ��������� ���������  ,   ,, ' '    J        be extricated  from the machinery,  shall    pay   an   insurance premium |.. .     .,, ,   ,  1   J ' it was terribly mangled.  litical influence; will hold office  during good behavior and only will  be removable for cause. These commissioners will administer   the  aw  based upon the amount of the payroll and the hazard of their employment. If an accident occurs  whereby a workman is injured the  accident is reported to the commission.    Medical   attendance  will   be  (Continued on Page 4-)  The injured man was hastily removed to the. Cottage hospital, and  after an examination, the doctor^  found it necessary to amputate tin?  arm near the 'shoulder. The patient's condition is reported to lie  satisfactory at present. THE SUM, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA,  Good Tempersd Turtles  Place a number of different kinds  and sizes of turtles in a small space  und the forbearance which is exhibited might well be a lesson to men. Big  and little will, crawl about, heedless of  each other's comfort or security from  harm. A small painted terrapin, for  Instance, will clamber solidly over- the  head of a vicious snapper and 'the  chances ai'j that the later will merely  duck its Lead or move to ono side so  that the claws of the forme:* will not  injure its eyes. There'seems at such  times a look of patient resignation _or  sullen submission, which would immediately change to savage resentment and fierce attack if a man made  a hundredth part of the commotion.  ' These creatures appear to be able to  distinguish between 'no offense meant'  and intentional mauling. While they  submit to the cne, they-will fight over  the other, if fight has not been previously thrashed out of them.  A Story of Labouchere  Labouchere's popularity at Frankfort, according to his own account as  given in 'The Life of Labouchere,' rested on a very simple- basis. Great Britain was represented at the diet by Sir  Alexander Malet, one of the most popular chiefs to be found in the service.  But I was even more appreciated  than my chief, he would relate, and  this is why: Sometimes there was a  ball at .the court which we wore expected -'to attend. At my first ball  supper I found myself next to a grandee, gorgeous in stars, and ribbons. The  servant came to pour out champagne,  I shook my head, for I detest champagne. The grandee nudged me and  said, let him pour it out. This I did,  and he explained to me that our host  never gave his guests more than one  glass. So you see, if I drink yours I  shall have two. After this there used  to be quite a struggle to sit near me  at court suppers.    \  After Long Practice  3he is taking long chances. She is  his  third  wife.  Others all divorced?  Yes.  He ought to know how to treat a  wife by this time.  Making a bluff is an art that many  people practice with a great degree of  success.  It is, easier to be foolish than it la  to  square yourself for V.\e foolishness.  -Tt Is a heap' easier to deceive ourselves than it is to deceive any one  else.  A lover has the sympathy of most  people. They all'know what is coming  to him.  The devil is often blacker than he is  painted, especially when he paints red.  You Cf-n't fool a man all the time,  but somebody else probably can when  you aren't on the job.  Luck is a good thing to have around  the house, but it is difficult to teach  and train. ������������������  Some men keep 'their families in hot  water all the time because tho coal  bills are so high.  "We are often kept in' the dark by  the light remarks of our associate.  Whin a man is something of a  clown he is apt'to think he's the  whole circus.  Especially on Forehead and Chin.  Ashamed to Go Out. Cuticura  Soap and Ointment Cured  Month and a. Half.  -  in  McMiWan St., Oil City. Onfc.���������"My faco  vras nearly covered with pimples, especially  on my forehead and chin. Tiie 'trouble began with pimples and blackheads and thero  were times I felt ashamed to go out. They  were little red lumps and then festered and  I squeezed tho matter out.  "I rubbed on different remedies;   Salvo and ���������: Cream but they did no  good. Then I saw tho advertisement of  Cuticura Soap and Ointment and sent for a  sample. I gob it and began using them and  in a week's tlmo I noticed a change. I used  tho sample of Cuticura Soap and Ointment  and ono box of Cuticura Ointment from tho  drug'storo with tho Cuticura Soap. Jn a  month and a half tho pimples and blackheads wcro gono and lam completely cured."  (Signed) Miss Lydia, Mclhvain, May 23, '13.  r A generation of mothers has found no soap  60 well suited for cleansing and purifying tho  skin and hair of infants and children as  Cuticura Soap. Its absoluto purity and refreshing fragranco alono aro enough to  recommend lb abovo ordinary skin soaps,  bub thero aro added totlicsccjualitlcsdelicato  yet; effect!vo emollient properties, derived  from Cuticura Ointment, which render 16  most valuable in overcoming a tendency to  distressing eruptions and promoting a normal condition of skin and hair health. A  Blnglo cako of Cuticura Soap and bos  of Cuticura Ointment aro often sufficient  when all olso has failed. Hold by druggists  and dealers everywhere. Liberal samplo of  each mailed freo. with ,'J2-p. Skin Book,  Address post-card Potter JJrug <5o Cbem������;  Corp., Dei)t. D, Boston, U. S. A.       _.      *  Stopped His Talking  In the memoirs of Li Hiing Chang  tho great Chinese viceroy, commenting on his visit "to Russia, refers to  the' manner'in which the czar and all  the high officials appear to be' surrounded by would be assassins. 1 do  not think I would like to exchange positions with the czar even-to have the  fine czarina as wife and my choice of  the rarest tea, says the statesman. He  adds the following anecdote, ' which  seems to show that he would , have  been quite at home in the atmosphere  of assassination which lie.believed to  exist in St. Petersburg: Once in Tientsin "a low fellow caine into my courtyard and told the banner captain in  charge that he intended taking ray  life. He had a long piece of wire and  said he was going to hang me to my  own gateposts. I had to have his  head cut off before he would stop talking.  Sometimes we can't even enjoy the  pleasant temperature of the house because we are thinking what a lot of  luxury our coal dealer is "able to purchase.  When a giil learns how to make  fudge she thinks that the whole range  of culinary attainments arc hers.  The keynote of character is some  times unduly .emphasized by the overtone of conceit.  Philadelphia reports a woman who  has worked for the same family sixty  three years. A 'model housekeeper'  perhaps, but what monotony.  ' The failure of the oyster trust is announced, there having been, it seems,  a little too much "water in the stock.  In the concert of nations in this hem-'  iSphereUncle Sam wants it understood  that he prpopposes to pplay the bass  drum.  The idea of deposing a king because  he is mad is entirely modern and must  be causing uneasiness in several capitals.  The last Lincoln convention delegate  has died again. The 'sole survivor' of  his bodyguard hasn't passed away recently.  The Panama Canal was a nightmare  to the French, a pleasant dream to the  Americans and shortly a pleasing  reality for all the world.  Motion pictures are soon to form an  attraction on the liners c: one transatlantic steamship company. The traveler to Burope is made more and  more to feel that he is still on Broadway.  Professor Munsterberg has invented  a machine whic'A indicates whether a  man is telling the truth or lying. If  it comes into general use diplomacy  will have ��������� to be re-established on a  new basis.  You can't make very great .progress  with your own work when you give so  .much  gratuitous oversight    to    your  neighbor's.      .'  Some time ago a notorious character  in the north of Ireland was sent to  jail for two months. During the time  of his incarceration a false report got  circulated about the village that he  had died in jail.  One day, after comi-ig out of jail the  priest met him in the street.  Well, Pat, said the clergyman, I  heard you were dead.  Oh, sure, I heard it myself, replied  Pat, but I didn't believe it.  We are a leng time learning the art  of living and sometimes miss it altogether, but dying just seems to come  naturally.  The departn ^nt of agriculture is defending the crow as a much abused  and really useful bird���������but not to eat  unless one must.  Achilles defying the lightning is nowhere on the horizon compared with  the unspeakable Turk putting his foot  down on the oil octopus.  W.  N.   U.  982  Moderately hard work does not  cause fatigue, says an eastern physician. Unfortunately, though, few of us  get our hard work in moderation.  'How to Preserve Grapes' is a.popular newspaper subject nowadays, but  camping under the vines with a shotgun seems to be about the best way.  Promising a billion kisses cost a  New York millionaire $35,000. At that  he got off cheap. The young woman  might have insisted on delivery of the  goods. ______  When a man sees his finish he is  hardly ever pleased with it.  Ho who figbts and runs away is due  to forfeit all his pay.  Pen Picture of John Paul Jones  John-Paul .Tones was something  more than a sea fighter. ' After hi_s  great battle he'knew brilliant'days in  Paris, where.Queen Marie Antoinette  paid him attention and invited him to  sit beside nor at the.opera. All tho  gifcat ladies ran.after him, and nuLe  a few lost their hearts to him. An  American woman who met him in Paris wrote this' accounts, .of him. He  is small of stature, well proportioned,- soft- in his speech, easy in his address, polite in his manners, vastly civil, understands all-tho etiquette of a  lady's toilet as p- 'ectly as he does  the'mast, sail* and rigging of his ship.  Under all the appearance of this softness he is bold, enterprising, ambitious and active.  Too   Much  Uncle Silas, how would- you like to  be po3tmastei" of New York?  Not much.  . But it pays a good salary.  " But where would I find" time to read  all those postal cards?  Perhaps it would be an improvement  upon a self made man if he had had a  little advice when he-was selecting his  model.   ��������� <  The ' person who always' knows  enough to keep still ought to draw a  salary for it���������and he.often does.  It makes a lot of us mad when the  reflection is 'forced upon us .that we  deserve what we get.  State of Ohio, city of Toledo,    \    ss  Lucas County. ���������       /  Frank J. Cheney makes oath that*lie  Is senior partner cf tho firm of T<\ ,T.  Cheney & Co., doing business in tho City  of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,  and that said, firm will pr.y tbe sum of  ONE HUND. iOD DOLLARS for each  and every case of Catarrh that" cannot  be cured by the uso of HALL'S  CATARRH CURE.  FRANK   J.    CHENEY.  Sworn to before me and subscribed  in my presence, this 6th day of December/ A.D.   18SC.  (Seal) .      A.   W.   GLEASON.  Notary   Public  Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood  and' mucous sifrfaces of the system.  Send for testimonials,  free.  F.  J.  CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.  Sold by all Druggists, Ijc.  Take Hall's 3'amily Pills for const!-,  pation.  The man who thinks before he  speaks doesn't have so mucl". ruminating to do - afterward.  Every girl knows where thero is  splendid material for x world famous  actress. - -    ���������-  An optimist is a person who believes  in himself when nobody is looking.  True  . It is bad luck to be killed on- Friday.  Is that so?  Sure it ic.  Why?  Sign there's going to be a funeral  in the family.  There is no poisonous ingredients in  Holloway's Corn Cure, and it can be  used without danger of injury.  InartistiG  Did Mame tun. pale when she heard  'the distressing news.'  All ;.ut one cheek.  In Good Time'  Some clay the human' race will  fly���������  That truth we can vouchsafe���������  If any ono is left alive  When flying is.made saf ���������.  You nc.- .'  can tell, unless it is a  scandal, that you oughtn't to.  Dreadful  Tt was fuite a tragedy.  What?  Girl baby born in  that family and  it is tongu-id tied.  .Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.  v The Tightwad  Mabel is trying to he economical. .  Must be going to marry a poor man.  That isn't the idea.  What is it?  Expects to make a hit with a millionaire.  War.ted to Know  Are there any questions? asked the  wild eyed speaker after ho had finished his discourse.  I have one, said a man in the audience.  What is it?  Why don't you get h. hair cut?  The True Coidition  I suppose that you like those that  have done a lot for you.  Oh, yes, but I can't say that I like  them as well as some other folks.  Why other folks, for instance?  Those I think T may be able to induce to do a lot more ��������� for'me.  -*���������>���������     <t  f'^l  f~  '/-*  *������?_  are dependent on nourishment for growth.,  . Their health as men and women is largely  established in childhood. ;, -  If your child is languid, bloodless, tired when rising:, without ambitioh.br rosy checks, Scott's Emulsion is a wonderful  help.    It possesses nature's. grandest body-building fats so  delicately predigested that the blood absorbs its strength  and carries it' to every organ and tissue and fibre.  First It Increaoea their appetite, then it adds fleah���������atrenath������n������  the bones���������makes them sturdy, active and healthy.  No alcohol or narcotic in Scott's Emulsion, just purity and strength.  ____s_a_a_SE^:  ES_5Si  W-iBSKJI'OWHRMSTaWONtXSlVOINTJCBr  The Modern Miss  Percy proposed to- me last night. I  befc.nobody ever proposed to you.  1-IuL! You know what happened  t.  Percy afterwards? -  '  Naw.     What did?  His ma spanked him: ���������    -  a  The Reason ��������� ��������� ���������  ihat contentment is'bettej?  I   wo.nd-e^-t.v/ho  And a' Good' Hand  A cat may look at i. king.  But it needn't  expect  the  king to  reciprocate.     _ .  ' No. --  No?  Not unless the e:.t is a kitty  he ht.tl a good    <:r.v'-\  and  More Likely  Father is secretly taking boxing lesson.*. ^ . .    -  What can his' object be?  Maybe he Intends to be the white  man's hope.  Yes, or rerhapa }je nas to fire the  cook.  . TIit cay  than great * :'iches  knows about it? ���������'']  '  Lots of people.  How is that?      '  There are more people who-cam.geS  the' 'contentment than can get ���������: th������  rfches.-  Easie'st Thing you Know  You simply can't persuado some ���������pel?  sons. , .    .  Oh,   pshaw!  It's a fact.   Some of tliem^are-'the)  con'trariest things alive.-  Did you ever try to persuade ''thensL  that they'are smart and handsqme?  Minard's   Liniment   Cures   Diphtheria?  A Heavy Man  He makes me tired.    ,  ���������Why?  Ho :c always''standing on his  dignity.  I should think he would wear it out.  ' It isn't nice to be suspicious, but  how about the persons who excite the  suspicion?  Maybe  the ocean  greyhounds  will  some day wear iceberg fenders.  Coild Count it "all Up  Well, how do you live my way?  I have lived on patrimony.  Huh!  Then, as you know, on matrimony.  Well?  And now I am  thinking of  trying  alimony.  Unappreciated  I have .a good suggestion.  Let me tell you what to do with It.  Go ahead.  Carry it out and shut 'the door after  you.  Takes a Smart Dress  You can't flatter her.  Why has she got too much sense?  No, you haven't got sense enough.  Mrs. Brown lately awoke "to the solemn fact that -her young daughter Margaret was' giftet/. wit an- oversized  imagination which threatened to run  into exaggeration, and this might very  easily oversoon develop into decided  prevarication. And so this enthusiastic disciple of the new psychology called Margaret to the stand tor a hearing.  Margaret, said she, do you- remember what happened to those children  in the Bible who told stories���������how the  big bears came out of the woods and  ate them all up? She had gone a bit"'  astray in her biblical history, but we  will let that rass.  Oh, yes, mamma, said Margaret,  with goose flesh shi/ers. I remember. Wasn't it dreadful? And I am  not going to tell another story as long  as I live, because, mamma, would you  believe it, only yesterday when I was  in the back yard playing, a great big  black bear came out from under the  currant bushes in-the garden and bit  me right on the' knee.  Tha Practical Part  He had a scheme to make a-million',  Then why did you break, away so"  suddenly?  I wanted to escape before he-'wanteS  to borrow a dime.  Might   Take   It   Literally  John, you shouldn't have told-vhlffi  to drop in any time.  Why not, my dear? .He ii an ol_  friend. That was no more than- simple hospitality.  But he has just bought a 'new ��������� &T*.  ing machine.  A Pill for Brain Workers.���������Tho  man who works with his brains-'���������  more liable to derangement of the digestive system than' 'the man .-.who  works with his hands.-becauso-the.onc.  calls upon his nervous energy{while  the other applies only his lhuscnlai?  strength. Brain fag begets irregularities of ihe stomach' and liver,- and- the  best remedy that can be used is Panne*  loe's Vegetable Pills. They are-spec  ially compounded for such cases .'and!  all those who use them caii certify,  to their superior powei'.  On Trust  I trust that I am a person of intelli'  gonce.  Ah, I see!  See what?  be  What an elevating thing faith.\**D.UfFO  Not for Himself Alone  Had you any leap year proposals T  Can't say that I have.  You're slow.  My auto h<;i received a couple.  Migrating Birds  During.many of the nights in September the inhabitants of tho island of  Helgoland are astir with big lanterns  arid a kind of enormous butterfly net,  the former to attract an . dazzle the  migrating birds when they como to  earth to rest, and the latter to secure  them. Mr. Seebohm, the great au-:  thorlty on bird migration, states that  ho has known as many as 15,000 skylarks to be caught on the Island in a  single night. The migrating birds are  always interesting to the ships that  ply across the North sea and the Baltic. In September they settlo on yard  arms on deck rather tired, and the  seamen catch flies and collect them  into receptacles for the benefit of the  birds.  CHILDHOOD AILMENTS  Ailments such as constipation-, ecfr>  ic, colds, vomiting', etc., seize chll_>  reu of all age's and the mother sho'ulfl  be on her gua _ against these troubles  by keeping a box of Baby's Own-Tab*  lets iii tho house.' If any of - these  troubles come on suddenly the-Tablets  will cure'them, or if tho lifcloone-ls  given an occasioral dose of the Tablets he will escape these troubles.  Tne Tablets are sold by medicine- dea5>  ei's or by mail at 25c a box from Tho  Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., BrockvillCi  Ont.  His Business to Hide Them  The court appears to bo prejudiced!  against my client, exclaimed the- law-*  yer with some heat.  In what particular, may I ask? inquired the judge, looking over h!e  spectacles.  Oh, it is plair enough, replied the  agitated counsel. Didn't you say.'jusS  a moment ago that you wanted:'to geS  at the facts in the caso?  I hear you are going'to gc-t'an-aut&j  That's the talk.  How car. you afford it?  Family  has  agreed  to  go   w.itkot_  butter for a week.  In the lookine-glass a woman often sees wrinkles, hollow circles under eyes,  ."crow's feet,"-all because she did not turn to the ^r ight Remedy when worn, ,  down with those troubles which are distinctly feminine. Backache^ headache,  pains, lassitude, nervousness and drains upon vitality-bring untold suffering  'to womanhood and the face shows it. ,rhejiervous<_Bystem_id.the. enW  womanly make-up feels tho tonic effect of  DE. piMmf'MRITrPRESGRIPTIOg  It allays and subdues nervous excitability, Irritability, norvoas exhaustion, and j  . other distressing symptoms commonly attendant uponJunct.oaal and oma^  'diseases of the feminine organs. It induces refreshing������sleep and relieves,  mental anxiety and despondency. Known everywhere and for over -Mwttj  as tho etandard remedy for the diseases of women. Your dealer ������ mdKta������ .-  mils it in liquid or sugar-coated tablet form; or you can send 60 ������M-cenfc  stamps for a trial box of Dr. Piorco'fl Favorite Rmerirfoo tablets. Ad<W  Dr. It. V. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Sursjical Institute, Buffalo N. X.. ���������<       -:���������#��������� __  _K. PIERCE'S PLEASANT PELLETS ^GU^TO^A^mGOR^  STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS. SUGAR-COATED TINY GRANULE  mmmmmmmmmmmmiBMam _���������ij*ijMfA*^t_u_#^_ua_ij_MAtja:  ")_iLKw_J_5S^  ,THE SUN, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA.  MEATS-  Full   flavored   and  perfectly cooked  make   delicious  sandwiches.  Tho'f  child's  _elig_t.  ���������The" -  gicriicker'8  choice;-  *  -Everybody's  ���������favorite.  V. CEARK. M'f'r.. Montreal"  Bfll OFJWpNTREAL  Ninety Sixth Year the Best in its  History  r REST AND HEALTH 70 MOTHER AHD eHltB.  ) Mrs. Winslow's SooTniNO Syrup lias been  CMeu'iorover SIXTY YEARS by MIUJONS ot  SCOTHERS for their CHILDREN .\VIIJWS  fCBEXniNG, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It  ifooTHES tiie CHItD, .SOFTENS the GUMS.  ALI/AVo all PAIN ���������. CURES WIND COLIC, and  jfitliebest remedy 'for PIARRHCEA. -It is ab������  Oolutelv;harmless. Be sure and ask tor "Mrs.  WlnS'lo'w's Soothing Syrup," nnd.taJtc aootref  Bind?* Xwcntj _vc cents a bottle.    _ '  wfflmmmm  *WAT-ERPROOF COLLARS AND CUFFS  , Something-.better than linen and big  Eaundry bills. Wash It with eoap and  (Water. All stores or-direct. State,stylo  nnd'.fize. For Z5o. we will mall you.  pJ*HB? ARLINGTON CO. OF CANADA.  Limited  38   Fraser Avenue,  Toronto,   Ontario  STANLEY LIGHTFOOT  ' ���������?$    PATENT SOLICITOR AND ATTORNEY  t&MSDEN   BLDG.r^'yONOE1) TOR6NTO.  WrWrC FOR TERMS.      ** ���������'...     A7.J7/3.  Cf ranfeel 'OUT op SOKTS"RVN DOWN'or'QOT THJt DLl/II*  evrrsx (ram kidney, bladder,.nervous diseases,  UKROHIC WEAKKr.33RS.ULCEIiS.SKIN KKUFTIONS.PILEt,  t*rtt*'for ray FRBB book. THE HOST INSTRUCTIVE  DEDtCAf. BOOK EVER WRITTEN.ITTELLS ALL obout th������M  ���������IIBSASE9 _d th* REMARKABLE CURES EFFECTED b*  THK NBW FRINCHBEMEOY. Nal. No2. HA  St you can decide  i^,- -- ������on   younssxy  L D������*i������ii������r������������ued7 for YOUR own ullmeol. Dont Mad Bcwt.  OtMalntdrFREE. No'foUowop'elreulara. Dx.LBCUCM  ptewCo, HAvsasToc* mo. h ami-stead, lomoom, bh_  PATENTS  Patent Your Ideas���������JN 1 delay and we  TTlU-'sell it for you if the idea has mer-  tt: sgend sleet eh for free report. Information on patents and list of inventions  .Wanted mailed free.���������.J. : A. MAC-  MURTRY & CO.T'Patent Attorneys, 154  Bay--'Street,  Toronto,  Canada.  Lcng Start  You vrent to school with him?  Yes. .  , .'���������"-'���������  . He   says  he  has  forgotten nearly  pverythlng ho learned there.  H~ didn't have a lot to forget.  Comforting  Why so glum?  .  I have lost my good opinion of my  3elf.-> .  ���������Well, cheer up.     Mayba some one  ���������will-' find ft.  Official salaries in England may be  Siuclx greater than those paid In this  country, but there are not nearly so  Eiany; opportunities over there to make  avlittle on the side.  Servia has placed an >rder for 90,000  medals to be duiributed to the'heroes  ofjthe late war. This should refute  all-rumors that Servia is financially  exhausted by the struggle.  After all it Is wiser to nieet under  ������lte*rose. than under suspicious circumstances.  GOc. a box or six boxes for $2.ou  ai all'dealti'3, or The Dodds Med!-  peine  Company,  Limited     Toronto,  Canada.  C  W. N.  U. 982  The 96th annual report of the Bank  of Montreal is the jest ever issued by  Canada's oldest and best known bank.  The net profits for the year amount to  $2,648,000 as compared with $2,518,000  for the previous year, being at the rate  of 16.66 per cent, compared with 16.21  per- cent for 1912. 'An examination of  the report shows the bank to be' in a  particularly healthy .condition. The  Capital stock of the bank is now $16,-  000,000, while the Rest Account is also $16,000,000. , During the year,'dividend ��������� disbursement:; amounted to  $1,920,000, being made up of four quarterly dividends at the rate of; 2 _. per  cent, and two bonuses' each of 1 per  cent. - , Altogether the bank, has $3,-  451,000 available' fo: ' distribution,  which Is i:iade up of net profits for  the year of $2,648,000 and a balance  carried forward from the .previous of  $802,000. Dividend disbursements  absorbed $1,920,000 and bank premises account $485,000, leaving a bar  ance of profit and loss carried" forward  of $1,046,000.  During ihe year eleven branches  were opened and three closed, making  a net gain for the year- of eight  branches.  A further examination of the report  shows that steady and consistent-pro  stress .was made throughout the year,  Tho Note Circulation of the bank is  now slightly over $17,000,000, showing  a  pain of almost $1,000,000 over fh������  rpturns of the previous year.       The  Deposit'?.show a. sain during the year  of   $2.*"00.000  which   must  be  considered satisfactory in view of the many  calls for cnuital made during the pasr.  few    months.   The    bank    shows    a  healthy  Increase  in.gold   nnd   silver  coin; hut on the other hnnd. Government notes and othp.r nniokly avail i bio  assets show a slight falling off.     The  nronortion of Ilauid assets to the liabilities to the pnW in'is'almost 50 pr>r  cent, which Is slierhflv less than it way  a year ago. but is still unusually high.  Current Loans made thro*"e"out  the  year pmonn'ted to almost $129,000,000  or $10,000,000 more than those mad? in  the previous year.      Considering the  many demands made unon banks during the oast few months bv manufacturers, business men and brokers, the  conservative attitude of the Rank of  Montreal  In holding current" loans* to  within   S15.fl00.000 " of 'the    nrevio'is  vpar's record must lie regarded as satisfactory.    The   total   Assets   of   th'1  hank now stand nt M'nncr ������9.J5.O0O,n^rp  as compared -with S237.000.0O0 for the  nrevJons  year.    Altogether  the ;������������������ show-  Ins made bv the Bank of Mon'venl rejects("he highest nrai.se on the nresi-  den't. general manager,    and    0'fie'aK-  oonnected with It'���������   Thf> past year has  been- a somewhat trvins* one to hanks  and the fact t.l>at the financial storm  has   been   wparliered   so   su;oess'!"'"v  and with so little inconvenient:-? to the  nnblic Indicates careful and conservative banking practices.   "' ,.  The address of.the pre^'dent was a  masterly summary of    financial    and  economic conditions both at home and  hbroad;     Mr. Meredith  reviewed  the  history of tha bank, touched on   'he  trade and Industrial exnansi-vi of ihe  pmviinion, referred to   the   mone'tarv  situation .abroad and thfo'T"*'out *i- r-T;  maintained a note of onti.riism. While  advocating  a  poliov of con'servittsiii  and onution. i'e emresned the oninlon  that the commercial eonrm-'^i of Canada was fundamentally sound.  Tn his discussion of the general situation. Mr. Meredith described the  year 1913 as a memorable one. Tn  Great Britain the demands for money  have been imusuallv heavy with tbe  result that the rates were hieher  than in other j'ears. He pointed ont  that there were miuiv factors effecting  the monetary situation, tho most not-  ahlp being the Balkan War. the world  wide trade activity, the ris.> In prices  of commodities and tho serious nominal disturbances in France and Germany. Further, the derr.xul for gold  on the part of several countries such  as "Rgynt and Tndia, added to the  acnteness of the mon3tary situation.  Counled with this was a considerable  degree of social unrest in Great Britain. Another disturbing factor was  "the Mexican situation.  In his review of the trade of Canada,  Mr. Meredith was most optimistic,  pointing out that the exnort trade is  now showing a marked advance- while  the imnorts "are nrae.tica.lly stationary,  indicating thereby "that Canada is paying lier bills by the exportation of  produce.  The aggregate foreign trade of Canada for the 7 months endinf October  was S636.000.000 as against $580,000,000  for the knmo period a year ago,'while  in the same period the excess of imports over evnorts have been cut down  from S190.0flO.fl0O to $145 000.000. Mr.  Meredith estimated the value of the  field c.rons this year, at prespnt nrices.  at $500,000,000. He then took up each  province, bv itself, ehowinc the conditions prevailing in each and summarizing tbe trade outlook, cloniper with the  following optimistic summary.  "Business as a whole continues  good. Our vast resources have been  scarcely scratch nl. immigration is  larsre. railway construction;! active,  new territory and new sources of  wealth are being steadily opened un  and the conOdence of British and For-  cIpti capitalists in our country Is unabated. A temporary halt can only  refresh Car.ada for yet greater achievements."  HURRAH, NO MORE  LAME BACKS!  This Case Proves That the Best and  / Strongest Liniment Ever ���������Made  is Nerviline  When It comes to determining .the  real merit of a medicine no weight of  evidence is more convincing than the  straightforward statement of some reliable and well-known person who has  been cured. Fcr this reason.wo print  the verbatim .statement of Juan E.  Powell, written from his home in  Carle ton. "I am a strong, powerful  man, six feet tall, and weigh nearly  'two hundred. I have" been accustomed all my life to lift great weights,  but one day I overdid it, and wrenched my back badly. Every tendon and  muscle was sore. To stoop or bend  was agony. I li.ul a whole bottle of  Nerviline rubbed on in one day, and  by' night I was well again. I know  of no liniment possessing one-half the  penetration and pain-subduing properties of Nerviline. I urge its .use  strongly as an invaluable liniment and  household cure for all minor ailments,  such as strains, sprains, swellings,  neuralgia, sciatica, lumbago, rheumatism, and muscular pain."  No better medicine for curing pain  was ever put in a bottle than Nerviline���������rub It on and rub it in���������that rubs  out all aches, pains,    and    soreness.  WOOD-USING   INDUSTRIES  Iver 1,200 Ontario    Firms ��������� Contribute  Statistics  According to a bulletin now obtainable from the Forestry Branch Ottawa, 807,456,000 fc-ct, board measure, of  wood were used by thirty-eight different industries in the manufacture of  all sorts of finished products, from  spools to ships. ��������� The value of the  wood so.used, a^ purchased in the  rough, represented a total of $.1.9,101,-  384, and the capital engaged in these"  industries' (which do not include sawmills, etc.), together with the labor  engaged in the manufacture- of these  finished products, represents a very  important economic asset to the -resources of the province."  Thirty-four1 different kinds'of wood  wore used, chief of which was pine,  representing 21.7 per con'c of the total  and costing, on the average, S25.60 per  thousand feet, board- measure. . Good  clear, white pine,' however,- is becoming comparatively scarce and' it is  being- increasingly substituted by  spruce, which cost: little more than  half as much, being one of the cheapest woods on the market. It is signi-  ficen't lo note that .only six .native  species were purchased entirely within the Province, considerably over $5.-  000.000 being paid for imported wood.  The bulletin contains forty-three tables, containing summar'./.ed and detailed information regarding the quantity, value, kind and source of supply  Your Liver  is Clogged up  That's Why  You're  Tired-Out  of  Sorts���������Have no Appetite.  CARTER';  LIVER pi:  will put you  in a lew day  Tliey do  llicir duty.  Cure  Consli-  patio.i,  Biliousness, Indigestion, and Suit Ilsadache.  Small Pill, Small Dose, Small Price.  Genuine must bear'Signature  S5SSt*fe������l5&f3J*l  Large family size, gOc. trial size 25c.,' of the woods used in  each  industry  all dealers, or The Catarrhozone Co.,  Buffalo,.N.Y., and Kingston, Ont.  Interested Visitors  Don't you find it very lonesome in  the city? You 'idn'.t know a soul  when you went there, and city folks  are not like villagers. They aro not  much on dropping in, I have heard.  No, indeed, we have -nany callers.  _  What,.-so soon?  Well, you see we bought our furniture and fixings from about a dozen  different instalment houses.  Oil for Toothache.���������There^'s no pain  so acute and distressing as toothache.  When you have so unwelcome a visitor apply Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil according to directions and you will find  immediate .elief. It touches the nerve  with soothing effect and th pain departs at once. That it will ease toothache is another fine quality of this Oil,  showing the many uses it has.  Ralph Perkins, an artist making a  sketching tour through Rhode island,  chanced one day upon a picturesque  old barn; so alluring to his eye that  he sat down on a stone wall and immediately set to "work. i  He soon became aware that he had  two spectators in 'the-persons of the  farmer and his wife, who had come  out to watch him.  Presently the.artist discovered that  he had lost his rubber eraser; and  wishing to cairro*/: 'an..'error in the  sketch, he went ;. to the farmer's  wife and asked her if he might have  a piece of dry bread. Tliis. as is universally i;nown. makes a sood eraser.  The farmer's-wife looked at him with  an evoression of pity not unmixed with  surprise. "*  Dry bread,! she repeated. Well.',I  miess yon won't have to put tin with  dry bread from me. young man. I  ?.ave got sons o' niv own out in the  world. You come right into the kitchen with mo. and I'll rive you a ijice  sh'ce of fresh bread with butter on it.  No, not a word, she continued, raising  her band to ward off his expostulations. T don' care how you came to  this state, nor- anything about it: all  I know is -vou'ro hungry, aad I have  never yet allowed anybody to leave my  house craving food.  Shor'c descriptions of each species  with a list of their uses aro also included and suggestions are made as Lo  the utilization of waste, while the.appendix contains a classified directory  of all the manufacturers.  and healthful outdoor work,  spring, summer and fall. Top-  notch men earn $20 a day���������  good men $5 and $10���������  Running Gas Tractors  ���������You can learn at home by mail and  (ret practical experience at our all-  the-year residence school at LaPortc,  also at one of our traveling: practice  schools in your vicinity. V/iite for  information.  Indiana School of TractioEeenng  415 Pine Lake Ave.      La Porte, Indiana  One afternoon not long ago a certain  Brooklyn youngster was much depressed by. loneliness. Kis own brother  had' gone away for a ' week, and the  lad across the street, with whom he  played occasionally, was ill in bed.  Moreover, there were no toys that he  found amusing.  In this'sad state his mother found  him. Perhaps, she suggested, I can  play with you. What is it you wish?  To play Indians?  No, ma, sighed 'the boy, I wish I  was two little dogs, so I could play  together.  No, my good man, this Is not mine.  It was a twenty dollar bill I lost.  But it was a twenty dollar bill before I got it changed.  What did you get it changed for?  Och, sure, so the owner could conveniently reward me, sor.  Too Previous  Old Party���������I am looking for the obituary editor.  Office Boy���������What's the matter with  you? :   .You ain't dead.  isior  Life Insurance Co,  As3ots       5 3,500,000.00  Insurance 18,500,000.00  Absolute Security For  Policy Holders  Excelsior-t'olicy Forms Approved by Dominion  Insurance Department  For .agondes aDply to Provincial Offices  a*j  WINNIPEG,     EDMONTON,     SASKAIOON.  VANCOUVEX, or Head Office, TORONTO  Bosk Free. A simple  name treatment removed  lump fromthislady's breast  Old sores, ulcers and  growths cured. Describa  four froublc 3 we will send book and testimonials.  "THE CANADA CANCER INSTITUTE, LtVJTU"  *0 CHURCHILU AVE.. TORONTO    '  I was cured of Tibeumatic Gout by  MTKARD'S LINIMENT.  Halifax. ANDREW KING.  I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by  MINARD'S   LINIMENT.  LT.-COL.   C   CREWE   READ.  Sussex.  I was cured of-Acute Rheumatism  by MINARD'S LINIMENT.  Markham, Ont. C. S. BILLING  Lakefleld, Que., Oct. 9, 1907.  Annoying  Just my luck, exclaimed the impatient man, biting at the end of his cigar savagely.  Bad luck?  Listen. I just bought a new umbrella. ,  Did you lose it'  No, had the chance to pick up three  within an hour afterward.  Wears Them  Out  She has a way of-refusir^- the men  without offending them.  Plow does she do it?  .'....  Refers them to her father.  And does he refuse them?  -He is guarded by four office boys,  and they never get to him.  ['new What to Expect  I am perfectly crazy to meet the  new boarder.  I'm not.  Why?  Miss Higgins says he has a perfectly grand intellect.  Pleasing the Kiddies  I am so worried.  What's the matter?  I am afraid Gcorgle will go skating.  I promised him I'd take him to the  matinee if he would keep off the ice.  I did better than that with my boy.  What did you do?  Promised him I wouldn't take him  to the dentist if he wouldn't go skat-  tag.  Answer not a fool according to his  folly or ho will go about proclaiming  you bis brother. _  this universally popular home  remedy���������at times, when there  13 need���������are spared many hours  of unnecessary suffering���������  Sold everywhere.   In boxes, 23 cent*.  The Coming Fashion  Is your daughter going to marry a  duke, Mrs. Richly?  Dear me. no! She would not think  of such a thing.  It doesn't appeal to her?  .Not at all. Too common by far. She  expects to marry tho man who sings  for all the leading picture shows.  Style���������Fit���������Durability  the  reasons of  the  popularity of "Perrin  Gloves.  At leading dealers,  everywhere.  Suppres- d Mirth  Why this hilarious laughter?  Uncle caught his thumb in the door  and made a few remarks.  But thatMppene   an hour ago.  Slire.^but I didn't dare laugh until  after he had left the houso. '  ��������� A Frenchman, they say, has invented a sewing machine which also plays  a tune while 'th;������ work is being done.  Now, if they could only have moving  pictures go along it ought to be doubly useful.  After all, why should so much honor  be shown to the apple? Has it not  been the fruit of discord since the beginning of the race'' Down with the  apple, especially when It u a good and  juicy one!  A descendant of old Peter Mlnui't,  who bought Manhattan Island from  tin unsophisticated Indians for a  strini of beads, has put In a cla'm fcr  the entire property, hut it :s not believed that the Astors will give it ��������� 1  him.  Hardening of the arteries Is now  mentioned as the most frequent cau.se  of death by the cheerful scientists who  seek to entertain tho popular fancy  with vital statistics. However, the  easy generalization 'heart fall tiro' still  has its advocates.  Two of a Kind  Why did Ethel break her engagement with Jack?  She got tired of Mm, and now Jaci  is engaged to Sally.  I wonder why she accepted him?  Sho got tired, too.  Of what?  Waiting for somebody else.  Persistent Asthma. A meet distressing characteristic of this debilia-  ting disease, Is ''.he persistence with  which recurring r.ttacks come to sap  away strength and leave the sufferer  In a state A alrrost continual exhaust-  Ion. No wiser precaution can be taken-than that of keeping at hand a  supply of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Asthma  Remedy, famous as the wise potent  remedy for eradicating tho disease  from the tender air passages.  How old is Nellie? Do you know?  Yes. If none of tho family is  around  she  is  twenty-four.  Otherwise.  Well, if her grandmother is present  she is thirty-seven.  No ono can keep a secret that spoils.  Try   Murine   Eye    Remedy  If you have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes  or Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't Smart  ���������Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell  Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c.  Murine Eyo Salve in Aseptic Tubes,  25c,  50c.    Eyo  Books  Free  by MaiU  An Eyo Tonic tJoorl for All Fyaa that N������������ d Car*  iflurlno  Eyo   Remedy   Co..   Ghir������-���������* THE SUr>, GRAND FORKS, B. C.  Stye (Sratt&3fark������ Bun  G. A. Evans. Editor and Publisher  OUBSOKIPTION KATKS :  )tio Vour     1*1.50  )no Veiir (In advance)  1.00  One Yoar, in United States  J..&0  Address nil communications to  The Grand tfoitKs Sun.  jhosb  R74 Ghand Kokks. B.C  FRIDAY,  FEBRUARY 6,   1914  The large attendance at the  Liberal meeting on Tuesday  evening was significant. It indicates that the people have  awakened to a realization of  the state of affairs in *_ this  province, and are now willing  to listen to all sides of public  questions. A few -years'-ago  they were so completely under  the spell of the Victoria machine that a Liberal speaker  could not get a hearing. We  yet hope to,live to see the  day m British Columbia'when  a man will be able to openly  avow his political' principles  without jeopardizing his business interests.  Perhaps wc should feel  grateful to the member . for  Grand Forks for tolling���������even  afthisjate hour���������the government a few facts about the  Doukhobors. .Perhaps the  government will- do something to remedy the evils,  or perhaps'it will continue to  follow the advice of. Commissioner Blakemore���������but' this is  too difiicnlt a problem for one  who"is not in the good graces  of the machine to solve.  {Concludedfrom Page 1.)  provided at the cost of   the   depart  merit     Compensation from the   insurance fund    is   at   once available.  There will be no quarreling, n.> litigation, no ill feeling.   .  .  After discussing a number,of other  subjects, Mr. Oliver  turned   his attention   to   Conservative   platform.'  He said it  was a very   good   docu  rnent.  Some of the  pj sinks    he .en  dorsed    The only'"bad'feature  about  it was that it bad not  been  carried  out.    He read it  clause by   clause,  but failed to find a single pledge, in  it that bad been fulfilled by the ad  ministration.     Ln    order   to   afford  the electors an opportunity of contrasting the principles they voted  J for with the government's policy,  The Sun reprints the platform , in  full:  1. That this convention reallinns  the policy of tho party in matters of  provincial road.s.and trails, tho ownership and control of railways and the  development of tho agricultural resources of the province as laid down  in the platform adopted in October,  1899, which is as follows:  To actively aid in the construction  of. trails throughout the undeveloped  portions of the province and the  building of the provincial trunk roads  of public necessity.  To adopt the principle of govern-  ment owncisliip of railways in so far  as the circumstances of the province  will admit, and the adoption of the  principle that no bonus should be  granted to any railway company  which does not give the government of  the province control of rates over  lines bonused, together with the op  tion of purchase..  To actively assist by state aid in  the development of. the agricultural  resources of the province  2 That iu tho meantime and until  the railway policy above set forth can  be aocomplished a general railway act  be passed, giving freedom to construct  railways under certain approved regu  lations, analogous to,the system that  has resulted in such extensive railway  construction in the United States,  with so much advantage to trade and  commerce.  3. That to  encourage   the   mining  industry, the  taxation   of  metallifer  on.-, mines should be on   a   basis   of  a  percentage of the net profits.  4. That the government ownership  of telephone systems should be  brought about as a first step in the  acquisition of public ntilities.  5; That a' portion of every coal  area hereafter to be disposed of should  be reserved for sale or lease, so that  state owned mines may be easily accessible,' if their operation become  necessary or advisable.  G. That in the pulp land leases pro  vision shonld be made for reforesting  and that steps shonld be taken foi  the general preservation of forests by  guarding against the wasteful destruction of timber.  7.   That the legislature and govern  ment of the province snould  persevere  in the effort to secure the exclusion of  Asiatic labor.  6'   That the matter of   better terms  in the way of subsidy and   appropriations for the  province should   be   vig  orously    pressed   upon   the Dominion  govern ment  6. That the silver lead industries  of the province- be fostered and encouraged by the imposition of increased customs duties on lead and  lead products imported into Canada,  and that the Conservative members of  the Dominion house be urged to support atiy motion introduced for such  a purpose.  10. That as industrial disputes aT  most invariably result in great loss  and injury both to the parties direct  ly concerned and the   public,   legisla  RELIABLE  ALARM GEOCRS  For these dark mornings  produce a tendency to ,  sleep in. Best thingyou .  can got to counteract this  tendency is a good reliable alarm clook. Our  stock is large, our prices  are low, and every clock  is Guaranteed.  A, D. MORRISON i^l^ZZI]T������  tion should be passed to provide' means  for an amicable adjustment of such  disputes between employers and employees.  , IL. That it is advisable, to foster  the manufacture of raw products of  the province within the province as'  far as practicable' by'means of taxation on the said raw products, subject to rebate of the same in whole or  part when manufactured in British  Columbia.  ison Disc  The latest and greatest musical instruments -  Hear this once and you will want ono in your  home. Call at'our s^ore and .listen to the reproduction of music in a natural way.;  Woodland' &, Qtiinn  The Rexall Drug-gists  V  -They are usually best  and jttfost Satisfactory  in the end. '   ,  We are in the printing business,  and do all our printing." We do not  believe in importing printed matter-  to advertise-our work, buc prefer to  rise on our own merits.���������The Sun  Print Shop.     /. '.,   ���������  Preparations -for the hoard of  trade "smoker" in the Davis hall'  on February 14 are now well , under  way, and tbe indications are^tbat it  will be an unqualified success. An  effort will- be made to induce Fred  Stark'ey, of Nelson, president of tbe  associated boards, to come'over arid  deliver a speech.  The Sun is the best equipped office  in the Boundary, with faces of type  suitable forrsociety printing.  ���������-���������       ���������������>    i������-..������>i-���������������i������n-tii  NOTICE  TENDERS FOR  A MINERAL   CLAIM  FORFEITED TO THE CROWN  SEALED TENDERS will be received by the  undersigned ui> to VI o'clock nf������on on  Tuedny, the 10th day of February. 1951, for  the purchase of the undermentioned mineral claim forfeited  to  the crown.  All tenders must be nt least equal to the  upset price as given below, which represents  the taxes, costs, interest, ite., Crown Grant  Fei's and cost of ndveriiiing.  The name - of the minoinl Haim is tbe  "Florence," Lot 906$.. situate iicGrnnd Forks  Miniag Division.  Upset price ?40.91, and cost of advertising  ?10.00. -.���������������������������--  Each tender must be accompanied by  a certified cheque payable nt par nt Pcntic-  ton. The cheque of any unsuccesviul tenderer will be returned ut once.  -:.:i:'';i     .IAS. B. HltOWN,  Government Agent,  Fair-view, H. (J  Dated at Fair view,  December 80rh.l!ll3.  Grand  an  t  orKs  econa-  ana 5tore op.winnipd.Hote  *Vo'������v''-'.">._  Our wagons won't work your horses to death. They  run light.  They are made of strong, tough, seasoned wood and will  stand the roughest wear.  If you buy a wagon from us and anything goes wrong  with it, drive up in front of our store and see if wc don't  make a'ood.  We Buy, Sell and Exchange  Everything \V������ nl.-o do all kinds  of Tailoring Work. W'c arc 'Experts in Kurior Work, C'linminy.  Pressing and Repairing Satisfaction guaranteed iu everything.  Ho Baneson, Proprietor  PICTURES  AND PICTURE FRAMING  Furnituro   Made   to  Ordor.  Also Repairing of all Kinds.  Upholstering Neatly Done.  KAVANAGH &  McCUTCHEON  WINNIPEG AVENUE  BOTTLED BEER  "   *  > *  is a home product of ���������  genuin emerit.    Get a  a case today and try it  now.    Ask for it.  AND PORKS BREWING  COMPANY  $1.50  PER DOZEN,   DELIVERED  WOOD and FENCE POSTS  Dry four-foot Fir and  Tamarac. Cedar andTam-  arac Posts. Prompt attention to  phone  ordrrs.  A-    GALLOWAY  RANCH WOOD DEALER  PHONE L 14 ' COLUMBIA, B. C.  AT YOUR  SERVICE  Modern lligs and Good  Horses at All Hours at  the  Model Livery Barn  Burns S O'Ray, Props.  Phone'68 Secontl Street  ������������������������} Megs-  yf phone  If you had a voice like thur.der,  with a Megaphone attachment ycu  could not reach as many people as  you rcm through our want aiis.  You have not got tho voics but  our papar !s at your service eSJ tho  year around.  CeprritfaMd iwr t������r h- w Mccm?.  ������31111  Palace Barber Shop  Kazur Honing a Special y.  P. A.  Z.   PARE,   Proprietor  1st Door North of Gkanuy  Motki,,  Fihst Stkkkt.  ������J>  Don't forgot that The Sun has the  best job r-rii)ting depnrrment in the  Boundary country.  W*n������ B. Ulanviiie  Sanitary Dairyman  GRAND  FORKS, B.C.  ' '  Milk arid Cream deliver-"'  ~ ed to all parts of. the city-'  ��������� daily. Dairy absosolutely  sanitary. '-We endeavor to  ^ please our customers. \ \  Hart in flu lien  A If Kinds of Dray ing .  DEALER IN  Wood and Coal  OFFICE AT ' "  The Mann Drug Co. 's Stote  .    ���������  PHONE 35  RESIDENCE PHONE' R i8   " '.  Grand   Forks Transfer  PHONE 129  Sole Agents for.  Teaming  of  All * Kinds. *  at All  Bus and Baggage  Trains.  Mclntyre S  McJnnis, Proprietors  . THE  lonoon Directory  (Published Annually)  Enables traders  throughout  the   world   to  communicate direct with English  MANUFACTURERS & DEALERS  in ouch class of goods. Besides being a complete commercial guide J;o London and Its  suburbs, the directory contains lists of  EXPORT MERCHANTS  with tho Goods they ship, and the Colonial  and Foreign Markets they supply;  STEAMSHIP LINES  arranged under the Ports to which they snil.  and indicating the approximate Sailings;  PROVINCIAL TRADE NOTICES  of leaditifr M ami fact ureis, Merchants, etc., in  the principal provincial towns and Industrial  ci-iitrcsof the United Kingdom.  A copv of the current edition will be f )r-  ivardcd. freight paid, on receipt of Po-iial  Ordor fi>r $5.  Dealers seeking Agencies can advertise  their trade cards for $5, orlarger advertisements from $15.  THE LONDON DIRECTORY; CO., LTD  2f), Abchurch Lane, London,   E.C.  ������������������Vessels Large May  Venture More, but  Little Ships Must Stay  Near Shore."  the large display nda. nro good  for the lnr������e buolnooo and the  Classified Want Ads. are proportionately good for the small firm.'  In fact many largo firms became  such by the diligent use of the  Classified Columns. Thore'ex-  iple Is good-start now.  izsssa  If you read The Sun you get the  news of the city, the province and  the world. It is possible for a Sun  reader to keep abreast of the times  without the aid of the daily  papers.  'Si  msomm ^������������������������������������p*-**^-**"**--^*^^  ittMi&Mara-aaKMt-s*-^  THE   SUN,    GRAND   FORKS,   B.C.  s  Josepli Wib'ncr has sold his  interest in the Grand Forks  brewery to a brewer from Republic. Mr. Wibner and family will remove to the coast.  Forks ��������� cup competition will  be played Saturday night between the Molnnoa and^Mc;  Kim rinks.  The Greenwood hockey  club defeated Phoenix tonight  bv a score of 2 to 1.  In the Boundary bonspiel  in tliis city this weekMcIit-.  nes' rink won!the Burns cup,'  J. D. Campbell's .rink won the  McLennan & McFeeley cup,  arid a Phoenix rink walked  home "with the -Smith cap.  The final game in the" Grand  The Republic. Mines Corporation has been declared  insolvent by the federal court  in Spokane.   ���������  In the hockey game at the  local .rink Wednesday,night,  Grand Forks defeated' Green:  wood by a score,of 6 to 1:  LBUR6ER  REPRESENTING  EYB EXAMINERS AND MAKERS OK QUALITY GLASSES  31 HASTINGS STREET, WEST  Will be  , VANCOUVER, B. G.  Tale Hotel, Grand Forks, Feb. 20 and 21;  HOURS���������FRIDAY, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.; SATURDAY, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. .  and will be pleased to have persons with defective eyesight call and consult him:    Eyeglasses, Spectacles and  Artificial" Eyes fitted at a reasonable charge.    Satisfac-,  tion guaranteed absolutely on all work done.'  Come ad Enjoy tne Seventeenth Annual  <\    ii-ossiana winter uanuyaj  AND OlD-TIMERS' REUNION  FEBRUARY 2 TO 6  Fastest   teams in    JTW'        f~ Competitions for B.  the interior of B.    iiOf ICPV   C. and International  C. in UUvllvJ'    Championships.  Ski-ing,   Tobogganing, . Log   Catting,  Horse  Racing, Masquerade  SPECIAL   RATES  ON ALL RAILWAYS  For particulars apply to H. B. CROW, Sec. Rossland, B. C.  f\  /  FOR SUCCESS ON BAKING DAY  USE  Hag sa"  IT  ALWAYS GIVES  SATISFACTION  THE 0GH-VI2 FLOV1 MILLS COMPANY, LIMITED  WINNIPEG- FOiiT WILLIAM ' MONTREAL  T2  A large number of. Grand  Forks people visited the winter carnival in Rossland this  week.  The Phoenix-Grand Forks  hockey game, at' Phoenix on  Monday night, was won by  Phoenix by a score of 5  to  1.  Angus Munn, eustoms inspector, and his assistant, Mr.  Lennie, of New Westminter,  visited the local office' today.  Mining experts from Spokane are examining several  mining claims in the Greenwood canm  TAKES OFF.DANDBUFF,-  HAIK. STOPS FALLING  .Save your Hair!   Get a 25 cent bottle  of Danderine right now���������Also  stops itching scalp.   -  A dispatch from London to the  Montreal Star states that Messrs.  Constable will publish in the spring  reminiscences of Sir Charlas Tupper  which the'veteran Caoadian newspaperman, W. A. Harkin, was preparing at the time oi his death,  Bernard McEvoy, formerly of the  Toronto Mai! and Empire; and A.  E. Greenwood, of the Vancouver  Province, are completing the manuscript. The late Mr. Harkin, who  died a few months ago at the coast,  was one of the pioneer journalists of  Grand Forks.  "Papa, did Edison make the first  talking machine?" "No, son, the  Lord made the first talking machine  out of a man's rib. but .Edison  made the first one that could be  shut off nt will?"  Adopt the use of Classified  Want Acls. They have proved  money makers for others.'  They are appreciated by the  buyer, as they enable him to  quickly locale the place where  he can find his requirements.  WiM he ffnd yeur business  represented?  Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy  hair is mute evidence of a neglected  scalp;   of dandruff���������that awful scurf.  There is nothing so destructive to  the hair'as dandruff. It robs the hair,  of its lustre, its strength and its very  life;  eventually producing a feverish-  ness and itching-of the scalp, which  if not remedied causes the hair -roots  to shrink,  loosen  and  die���������then  th  hair falls out fast.   A little Dander-  tonight���������now���������any   time���������will   ���������������  save your hair.  ��������� Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowltoii'i.  Danderine from any drug store. You  surely can have beautiful hair and lots  of it if you will just try a little Danderine.     Save   your   hair!    Try   it!  assie  Fashionable  Ladi  ies' and Gentlemen's  3  of Every Description  Bridge Street  Grand Forts, B. G.  do you know  Tfe^utffs  as if is i5clay ?  Btfll GO.  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They immediately cleanse and regulate the sconi-  ach, remove the sour, fermenting food  and foul gases; tako the excess bile  from the liver and carry off the constipated waste matter and poison  from the .intestines and bowels. A  10-cent box from your, druggist will  keep your liver and bowels clean;  stomach sweet and head clear for The Sun is the best newspaper  monthB.   They work while you sleep. * value in the Boundary country.  If you are tired of indifferent  work at high prices, tr=y The Sun  job office. We guarantee satisfaction, and are prices are right. We  have a splendid stock of stationery  on hand.  rintin  We are prepared to do  all kinds of  Commercial Printin  On the shortest notice and in  the  most up-to-date stj^le  BECAUSE  We have the most modern jobbing plant  in the Boundary Country, employ com  petent workmen, and carry a complete  line of Stationery.  WE PRINT  Billheads and Statements,  Letterheads and Envelopes,  Posters, Dates and Dodgers,  Business and Visiting Cards,  Lodge Constitutions and By-laws,  Shipping Tags, Circulars and Placards,  Bills of   Fare and  Menu   Cards,  Announcements   and  Counter  Pads,   Wedding   Stationery.  Everything turned out in an  Up-to-date Printery.  Good Printing  -the kind   we do���������is  in   itself   an   adver  tisement, and a trial order will convince you that our  stock and workmanship are of the best. Let us estimate  on   vour order.    We guarantee  satisfaction.  The Sun Print Shop  ���������n STHE SUN, GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA  ymmjM^fflyZyf. want you to prove  ^Mw^iW^^^^y/^y^ much light as the  W%l?$J&%Wz^zZ<������ acetylene. Lights  mW$Mmk?^>:  JDURHS70 KOUI  BEATS ELECTRIC  We don t ask yon to pay ns a cent until you have used  this wonderful modern light in your own home for ten days, then  you may return it at our expense if not perfectly satisfied. We  want you to prove for yourself that it gives five to fifteen times as  --'--- the ordinary oil lamp; beats electric, gasoline or  htsand is put out just like the old oil lamp;  HOURS OH 1 GALLON OIL  GiYossDowortuIwhltellEht.biirnscommoneoal  oil (kerosene), no odor, smoke or nolBo, simple,  clesu, won't explode.  Guaranteed.  trill bo Riven to tho porson who shows ns tin  oil lamp equal to tbls Aladdin In every way (details of offer giver, in our circular). Would vre  dare make such a challenge to thoworld If thero  was tho slightest douht as to the merits o������ tho  Aladdin? We want ono person In enoh locality  to whom we con refer customers. Write quick  for onr 10 Day.Absolutely Free Trial Vrop-  OBitlon, Agents' Wholesale 1'rloe*. and learn  how to CCt ONE  FREE.  MANTLE LAMP CO., 748 AladdlnQtdg., Montreal & Winnepog  AGENTS  WANTED  to demonstrate In territory where oil lamps  aro In use. Experience  unnecessary. Many  agents average five  sales a day and make  B'WO.OO per month.  Ono tan.ier cleared  ovor $800.00 In 0 weeks.  Yon can make money  erenlncB And spare time.  Write quick for texxitory  and sample. - y  Some Difference  You look as happy as though you  had been kissed.  Maybo I have.  But there is no man around.  I might have been kissed by a woman.  Nol with that effect.  Tho Way of It  - Did  old  Skinner  make  his  money  himself?  No; he's a collector, not a counterfeiter.  '- .   Minard's  Liniment  Cureo'  Garget    in  C0W3  The Remedy  I've had a lot of trouble  And worry, in my day, ���������  But very little, I confess,  I couldn't laugh away.  If you will meet it .boldly  And-do not turn your.back,  But laugh at it, the chances are  That it will then laugh back.  This is, you'll find on trial,  As true as true can-be  Except with bill collectors,  The point they do not see.  Business !'ead  Farmer Jenks is going to live a life  of ease hereafter.  What has brought this about after  his struggles?  He has traded his farm for the  mortgage.  Worms feed upon the vitality of children and endanger their lives. , A  simple and effective euro is Mother  Graves'  Worm Exterminator.  None but "'.���������.e Expert  Say!  Well?  Do you think a fellow could borrow  a ten spot from Riohe?  Well, the man who can ought to be  able to get a hundred thousand out  of Rockefeller.  Can't be Done  I have met the champion pessimist.  As how?  He says that women will wear uglier  hats next season than they are wearing, now.  Deep  Grief  Why do you cry"  My great aunt has just died.  Bear up. Maybe she remembered  you in her will.  She did: She left me her cat an]  her canary.     That's why I cry.  Main Crop  I would like to sell you an' estate  in Mexico.  What will grow-on it?   ���������  Anything.  How many revolutions can you raise  to the acre?  OF TEMPERATURE  Denuded  She gave me a lock of her hair last  night.  Ethel 'did?  Yes.  The poor dear girl!  What do you mean by that?  I saw her yesterday when she was  'shampooing her hair, and she had  just one lock of it.  A man feels cheap when he is sold  no matter what tho price.  Sudden and extreme chauges of  temperature f~re the exciting causes of  many diseases, but more particularly  such ailments as arise from derangements of the kidneys.;  When the body is chilled the pores  of the skin are closed and on the kidneys is suddenly thrown additional  work in an effort to rid tho poisons  from the system. If the kidneys 'are  in healthful, vigorous action the critical time is passed, in safety, , but  otherwise the blood is poisoned, there  are pains and aches, rheumatism and  lumbago, and serious disease is a frequent result.  For this reason it is most important  that tho kidneys te kept in perfect  health during seasons of sudden changing temperature by use of such treatment as Dr. Chase's Kidney-Liver  Pi'.ls. Co'.Cs do not last 'long when  tho kidneys and bowels are kept active in removing tho accumulating  poisons, and serious and painful diseases are avoided by keeping these  eliminating organs .in health and vigor,  Substilute  I'd  like  to  journey round  the  world  And travel too and In;  But. that denied, I'll go to see  The moving pioture show,,  You are very young to be a registered pharmacist, said the lady, with the  massive jaw. I wish the proprietor to  wait on me and not any young clerk.  Where is your prescription? inquired the proprietor, coming .forward.  I have no prescription. What I  want is five two-cent postage' stamps.  Poor Henpcek often makes me laugh.  His ne: ve ho tries to sing    ���������  Ho calls his wife'his better half.  Though she's the wholo blamo thing.  On-Friday, Back Home on Monday  A'rnan who has tried every way to give up-drinking and failed, time  and time'again until he took tho Neal Treatment, says: "Long and expensive trips to mineral spriugs,-Turkish baths, medicine and advice  from physicians, all failed to overcome the physical demands of my system.for continued indulgence resulting from my use of liquor. Acting on  the advice of a friend I began the Neal Treatment on- Friday morning  and was back home the next Monday morning in better mental and physical condition than I had been for.'over six years, and with a loathing  instead of the old craving for liquor." ��������� ' ;     ,  The Neal Treatment consists of a purely vegetable remedy taken internally which leaves no bad after effects. No hypodermic injections are'  employed, and the patient is restored to perfect health. You can be successfully treated at any of the Neal Institutes in Western Canada.  NEAL INSTITUTES':  405 Broadway  ���������  Winnipeg  3124 Victoria Ave.,  ���������Regina  W.  820 13th Ave.,'W.,  Calgary  oy  &  Havana Is In a state of indignation  over the streets torn up by contractors  and delayed in ropaving. Decidedly  Cuba is becoming more and more  Americanized.  Resolutely turning their backs on  the disobedient Turk, the powers of  Europe peevishly inquire of Uncle  Sam why he does not settle this Mexican question ft once.  The income tax law doesn't compel  a man to list his sirloin steaks as a  part of his income, but so few get any  wealth like that Lhat it probably makes  no difference.  A man expects a girl to change her  name when she marries, an 1 the girl  expects the man to change his nature.  The fellcw who spends most of his  time in dreamland is generally in bad  with the tax collector.  Your oven will certainly produce more hread and better bread  as a result of our oven test.  From each shipment of wheat  delivered at our mills we take a  ten-pound sample. It is ground  into flour. We bake bread from  this flour. If this bread is high in .  quality and large in quantity we  use the shipment of wheat from  which it came. Otherwise, we sell  it. -���������  The baking .quality of four  $oJd under this name is therefore  ari\ exact certainty. Buy*^ and  benlfit! f  "More Bread\nd Better^read", and  "BetteAPastry^Too" m  It helps a lot to be able to recognize  good fortune when you see it  2 in 1" and "3 in V  Just  as good aa  Eddy's  Matches  No other Washboards havo tha  zinc crimped by 'he method peculiar to EDDY'S Wa3hboards.  This patented process eliminates  the danger of torn linens���������tha  abuse of hands���������the unpleasantness  of wash-day.  It assures c omfort and economy to  the greatest degree. Insist on  EDDY'S.  Winnipeg, Man. Dec. 10th.���������This  magnificent hotel was opened for the  reception of guests to-day.  Adjacent to tho.ruins of that historic monument 'Old Fort Garry' memorable in the early history of Canada's  now Western metropolis, has been  erected the Grand Trunk Pacific Hotel,  The Fort Garry, a magnificent edifice,  one of tho world's finest hotels, .embodying in its construction the most  advanced scientific and architectural-  ideals. Located in the *.er;- heart of  Canada's greatest of western cities,  to which all lines of traffic converge,  It is readily accessible to the railroads  and electric car lire; and tho leading theatres, tho great stores and a  'stone's throw' from the new terminal  station of the Grand Trunk Pacific.  The Fort Garry is built of the finest  of Canadian granite and bluff limestone, in the style of the old French  chateau of Normandy and Touraino,  and rears its stately heights to fourteen stories.  The keynote of Tho Fort Garry, as  judged from the design and interior arrangements, is to be 'horiieliko comfort.' From basement to roof every  detail of construction ami furnishing  has been worked out in perfect accord  with this one idea and would seem to  assuro tho largest iroasuro of personal  enjoyment and restfultiess to its  guests���������a placo where comCort-loving  people might enjoy lifo to the utmost  and feel thoroughly at home.  Tho main ontn nee of tho hotel faces  on Winnipeg's most beautiful thoroughfare, 'Broadway.' and opens upon  an Imposing rotunda which suggests  .,     il.  .1.     ���������*. ��������� i n��������� ���������  -1.���������      ������������������������������������-���������    ,         -    ... ���������   t , ���������   ..        .  THE     FORT    GARRY,    WINNIPEG,    MANITOBA  in its decoration and refinement the  cheer and comfort provided within its  walls���������and from which one may enter  the spacious dining and tea rooms, also the cafe and bar.  The central feature of the main floor  Is the circular tea room of impressive  and beautiful Adam design, unbroken  by columns, lofty in height, and finely  lighted by broad windows and circular  domed ceiling.  The Mezzanine gallery Is also a novel feature, and is obtained by the introduction of a store:' midway between  the office floor and tho parlors. It is  reached by a broad marble staircase  from the main entrance lobby and is  finished and decorated In white and  delicate shades of colo . It overlooks  the entrance lobly, dining room, cafo  and tea room and will be used as gentlemen's writing room. It commands  a splendid view of those portions of  the house where tho most life cccurs,  and yet at the same time affords a  quiet sense of retirement. On this  floor, is also located the ladles' parlor  and drawing room and tho executive  office,; of tho management.  The ball room, banquet hall and foyer havo been located on tho seventh  floor. These rooms are of the richest  of the public rooms, and havo been so  arranged with separate kitchen service, reception nnd dressing rooms, so  as to In no wa; interfere with tho privileges of the guests of the hotel. The  banquet room with Its stage and dancing floor, and on account of Its location, will bo particularly attractive for  concerts and meetings. I  Immediately In front of the foyer of  the ball room and >anquet hall is a  beautiful loggia forming a promenade  the entire width of the building and  commanding a view of the city of Winnipeg.  The building as a whole forms a  fine example of what modern science  can do in the elimination, of fire risk;  every girder, beam and rafter is of  non-expansive steel, every partition of  terra-cotta, every flooi of marble, tile  or cement,' and the stairways of iron.  It is absolutely fireproof, and while  every precaution has been taken to  insure absolute protection to life and  property, an equal measure of attention has been devoted to 'ts sanitation and the safeguarding of health.  Seventy per c. t. of the brooms are  outside rooms, all are lighted and ventilated with adequate window areas  and each room has 'its' own private  hath. No treatment of the Interior  which effects garishness has been  used. The color 'tones are in perfect  harmony and the furniture has been  mado to orde/ from special designs  such as one would ordinarily find in  private homes of refinement.  On "..5 first floor are the state  apartments, consisting of parlor, bedrooms and dining room, beautifully decorated and furnished In the Adam period. Thero aro als < four private dining rooms on the floor each one of  different glze and character, and furnished to suit the needs ot the most  fastidious. On each floor there aro  parlor suites consisting of two or moro  rooma.  FARMERS  Can always make sure of getting tho highest prlcea fop WHEAT, OAT������.  BARLEY and FLAX, by shipping their car lots to FORT WJLLIAM AN������  PORT ARTHUR and having them sold on commission b<*  THOMPSON,  SONS  AND COMPANY  THE    WELL-KNOWN     FARMERS'  AGENTS  ADDP.ESS 7C0-703 Y.,-GRAIN   EXCHANGE, WINNIPECI    .  R0NCH1TIS INSTANTLY RELIEVED  THROAT STRENGTHENED-CURE FOLLOWS  No   Failure,    Cure    In     Every    Case  Treated by Catarrhozone  Catarrhozone can't fail to cure  Bronchitis, it is so healing, soothing  and balsamic that every trace of the  disease flees before it. When you inhale '"le pure piney vapor of Catarrh-  ozone, you send healing medication to  the spots that are diseased and sore.  Isn't it rational to apply medicine  where the disease exists? Certainly!  And that's why Catarrhozone is so  successful; it goes where the trouble  really is, gets wher<- a spray ointment  can't penetrate. For the relief and  complete cure of bronchitis, asthma,  catarrh, throat trouble, we guarantee  Catarrhozone in every case. You don't  take medicine. Yen don't take drowsy drugs���������just breathe the hr.lsamic  essences of Catarrhozone; it does the  rest safely and rfur^ly.  "For thrc j years I was seriously  bothered by v broi.chial cough. At  night I wou'-I awaken with a dry, irritable feelin--in my throat. I couldn't cough up . nythir-g, but very soon  coughed my throat Into quite an Inflamed condition. Once I got a Catarrhozone Inhaler I was all right. I  took it to bed, and if an attack awakened me a few minutes use of the inhaler gave me relief. Catarrhozone has  cured me and I strongly urge everyona  with a weak throat to use it regularly,  "(Signed) J. B. REAMER.  "Reading."  Catarrhozone will not disappoint  you. Get the complete $1 outfit lt'a  guaranteed. Small size Ewe; trial or  sample size 25c, at dealers everywhere, or by mail from the Catarrhozone Co., Buffalo, N.Y., and Kingston,  Ont.  Might Work  My husband hasn't taken a vacation  this year. He needs one badly, but  I can't persuade him to take'it.  Hire a big two fisted woman and  start briskly in to housecleaning.  Miller's Worm Powders not only exterminate intestinal and other worms,  but they are a remedy for many other  ailments of children. They strengthen tho young stomach against biliousness and are tonical In their effects  where the child suffers from loss of  appetite. In feverish conditions they  will be found useful and they will  servo to allay pain and griping In the  stomach, from which children so often  suffer.  Comparative  I hear the vill,ago is enjoying a boom.  Enjoying it? It is just reveling in  ono.  What are tho manifestations?  SI Perkons is cutting a new stoop on  his bnuse.  Hard to Bear  Hear about Clymer?  No.   What.about him? ..,  Met with a frightful accident yesterday.  Mercy!    Automobile?  Naw!' Somebody got him excited  and he dropped his English accent.  Too Bad to Spoil It  There's a man across the street actr  ing very suspiciously. He keeps dodging into doorways an.1 slipping down  basement ways. I am minded to call  an officer.  Oh, let him alone.    He is an amafo  cur detective trying to sleuth.  Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, &c.  There Is trouble in store for th*  man who 1jtj his wife know he ha������  tho price of that love of a hat in tho  tiliow window downtown. .  M  i   I  ���������w  ��������� *ji  r   *������������������  .���������a  W.  N.   J.  982  \ z-������j*w-*waaiMiOwwttM������,*������wa>Miw������^^  THE SUN. GRAND FORKS, BRITISH COLUMBIA  |J$$$>^>$<$<3x8������$<������^^<$>$><^3>^<$<$<$><^  J3C  ThaDlsgiyia  J How He Dined on Thanksgiving Day  By  DELIA  ELLISON  ><2><S><$xS>,SxS>'  Jack Hunter, a sailor boy, having  jome ashore with some companions; on  the. arrival of'his ship after a three  years' cruise, following sailor customs,  proceeded to blow in all his' savings  jtrithin a few days.  I Now, this was sowing the wind to  reap the whirlwind, for they had all  received permission to go to their  homes to spend Thanksgiving, and,'  Having spent all his money Instead, he  nnd not the wherewithal to pay for a  ticket on the'rallroad to anywhere.  ��������� "What'U you do, .Tack," asked Joe  Baxter, one of bis mates���������"go back  aboard the ship for the ordinary  {Thanksgiving dinner of salt pork, with  ���������olum'duff thrown In for Thanksgiving, or walk where you are going?"  i "I'll not go to the ship," Jack replied. "I don't like the railroads, any-  .way. They're dangerous. They swing  "around tho curves in a way to make  en old salt sick, and if they don't make  LIm sick they scare him to death,  .which is worse. There's no sea room  on a railroad, and when two trains are  comiu' together head on on the same  .track there's no, sheeriu' off, and  there's.no savin' of life by jumpin' into  the water, for there's nothin' but hard  ground below. No, sir. I want an  open sea for my meauderin's. I'm goin'  ,to walk."  i   "What you going to do for grub on  She way?"  v>  l "Reckon I'll fish In the streams."  ' "Fish! You can't eat the ineaslj  little fish that swim in fresh water."  i. This staggered Jack. He was bom  ton the ocean, his father having been  taptain of a schooner, and his knowledge of tbe land was very meager. His  "ion can't be inr maegie I"  f  parents were both dead, and ho had  no brothers or sisters; consequently he  had no .reason for going lo where his  'mother bad lived. There was no one  he cared to see, no one with whom to  'eat a Thanksgiving dinner after he got  there. He was somewhat discouraged  at the information that fresh water  fish were not eatable, for be could not  Jthink of any way to support himself:  on a journey except by grub out of the  water. He hesitated whether to try it  or go back on to the ship.  i But there was one attraction that decided him to go on. During one year  that he had lived on land he had played with a little girl named Margie.  'What ber other name was he didn't  know. Margie was the only being living���������if, indeed, she did live���������who connected him with tin past. He longed  to -nee her just once to ask her if she  remembered playing hide and seek in  tho haycoek3 with him.  , So he started out tho morning of  {Thanksgiving day to walk to the village where he had spent this one year.  Ho didn't remember much about the  route, but had been told that ho must  proceed iu a northwesterly direction.  Baxter hud 25 cents left, which he be-  Btowed upon Jack. After a discussion  as to how the money had best be  spent It was decided that Jack would  need a compass even more than food,  go they stepped into a shop, bought a  compass, and nftcr a farewell hnnd-  ���������liake Jack started on his journey..  Jack soon found that ho could get on  better by Inquiring the way than by  relying on his compass, for sometimes  tha coiiinass would take him across ������  bay, ana7 a man he met toia mm uuw  he could go by road. About noon, getting, hungry, he stepped into a small  restaurant and traded his compass for  a couple of sandwiches. During the  nfternoon a glimmering of memory  eame.to him as to the route he passed  pver, and here and there a house, a  clump of .trees, a meadow, a bridge,  Itruck him familiarly. About dusk he  came to the schoolhouse where he and  Margie had learned to spell words of  ������ne and two syllables, had played at  recess and had gone together to their  fito'mea, aftfer school let out  ;"~ After that he didn't need a compass*  or any one to tell him- the way���������th1*-,*  is, he wouldn't have needed either had  it not been for night coming on. He  pursued his way,'guided rather by distance than sight, and, presently coming" to a crossroad, bo remembered  that Margie used to live down the road  to the right for about half a mile. So  he turned into It' and walked on,  though'overhanging trees darkened the  way.    .        , ���������  Jack had proceeded down the' crossroad about a quarter of a'mile when  he came to a house. It couldn't be the  house'where Margie had lived', for that  house,- as has been stated, was half a  mile from the crossing of the roads.  At any rate, it had seemed that distance to Jack sometimes when he triangulated it with his little seven-year-  old legs. But what surprised him was  that the house looked like'tbehouse in  which Margie had lived. The only  light was ,one downstairs in the rear.  Jack went back where ha saw the  light and looked in through a window.  The sight he saw excited an appetite  already keen. He was looking into a  kitchen, and viands were cooking on a  stove. There was no sound except the  sizzling of the cooking viands. Jack  put his; hand to the sash and found he  could easily raise it. He did so, and  the odor of the cooking, mingled with  the sound of the sizzling,' was delicious.  to ja; hungry man. Together they took  away every vestage of conscience. He  climbed into; the window, determined  to partake of tho refreshment before  him.  The. first thing he did was to throw  open the oven door, and there was a  turkey just turning a delicious brown.  Jack had served a term in the galley  aboard ship, and he instinctively basted  tho sizzling bird. Then he uncovered  a dish on the rear of the stove and  from the delicious odor it emitted judged that it was a miuce pie being warmed. Other dishes were in process of  preparation, but Jack was so entranced  with the turkey and the pie that he  took little notice of them.  It was hard for him to wait till the  turkey was thoroughly cooked, but he  held on to himself and waited. Finally he could refrain no longer, and,  "dishing up," he placed the various  viands on the table nnd sat.down to  eat. ���������''������������������������  Jack remembered that his mothei"  used to ask a blessing before each  meal. He could not repeat a blessing  to save his life, but he was so thankful for the delicious dinner provided  for him by Providence that he shut his  eyes, bent his head and expressed his  thanks in his own peculiar way. Then,  straightening up and opening his  "blinkers," he sat for a few moments  rigid. A young woman stood looking  at him from the other end of the room.  On her face was an expression of consternation at seeing a man sitting at  her table about to eat her Thanksgiving dinner.  "Ship ahoy!" said Jack by way of  speaking to this person, who had so  ���������suddenly appeared on the scene.  "Well, I declare!" was the reply.  "Would you mind tellln' me what  port you hail from?"  "Would you mind telling me what  you mean by making yourself at home  In my house and eating my dinner?"  "Is this your dinner?"  "My dinner! Goodness gracious,  what impudence!"  Had Jack not been in his sailor togs  doubtless the girl would have been  frightened out of her senses. As it  was, she was simply astonished. Besides, Jack was a good looking chap,  with an honest eye in his head, and  when, realizing the situation, a smile  broke out on bis comely young face  the owner of the dinner could not help  responding in kind. Jack rose and in  a few words told her how ho had just  reached port and had been given leavo  to go home for.Thanksgiving; that ho  had no homo-and had been looking  for a little girl ho used to play with  called Margie when hungry as a bear  be had stumbled on a dinner. Then he  begged her pardon for proposing to eat  what belonged to her and added that  ho would go on a quarter of a mile  farther to where Margie used to live  when he was a boy.  "Why, my name is Margie," said the  girl.   "I'm Margaret Wharton."  "You can't be my Margie! She was a  little bit of a��������� Anyway, It was farther from the crossroads to her house  than this house is."  "Are you Jack riunter?"  "Of course I am. How did you stumble on that?"  "Why, Jack!" .  "What's the mailer? Is l.h'ls a story  In a book, or am I Jack Hunter, able  seaman on rue"--    , v  "You're Jack, and I'm Margie, and  you've just come in time to eat a  Thanksgiving dinner with me. Sit  down."  They talked so fast, each constantly  breaking in on what the other was saying without stopping from doing justice to the dinner, that it would bo impossible to lay down just what they  said, but Margie got In information that  her parents were dead; her only brother was somewhere else, and she was  teaching school In a neighboring' city.  She had come to the old homestead to  spend Thanksgiving by herself and  while wailing for tho dinner to -be  cooked had gone������to a neighbor's to borrow some articles which she had forgotten to provide.  Well, to make a long story short,  these two, each be.'ng^ quite alone in  the world, decided, as Jack expressed  it, to convoy each other. Jack concluded not to go back to sea, accepting a  position with a boast builder. In time  Margie gave up Inr school, and thct  couple are now q\ He contented^ with  their lot and under Margie's able man-'  agement of their fli ances slowly accumulating funds as well as a family.  \ Prehistoric Relics From Africa.  . Central Africa was once the home  of c~ highly civilized people. The  latest proof of this comes from Leo  Frobenius, a German explorer, who  collected and brought back to -Berlin  recently many specimens of ancient  art. Much of this material is not  older than the sixth century after  Christ, but the various objects were  found in the ruins of places from 15  to 25 feet below the surface, and  these buildings had been built on  the ruins of still older and more, pretentious structures. Th'e^tatter were  of Bolid, well built masonry with  court yards and gardens surmounted  by roof3 of tiles, :  Some of the finest specimens of  statuary and bas. reliefs in bronze,  terra cotta and carved quartz come  from these prehistoric ruins. They  rival In perfection of workmanship  the best relics of ancient Egypt, thus  proving that In very remote ages Central Africa must have been inhabited  by a highly civilized people, and supporting the theory that Africa .was the  seat of the first high civilization  which was transmitted acroBs .the  Mediterranean to r.urope, while the  peoples who had founded It sank  gradually Into a condition of savagery, through what caug-> we can only,  conjecture.  .Shady and Sunny Side of Japan.  A remarkable diffe-ence exists be*  .tween the climates ot western and  central Japan, 20 much so that these  districts are distinguished by the  two names Sanindo���������shady side���������  and Sanyodo���������-sunny side���������i-espec-  tively. During the long and rigor-,  ous winter of western Japan the central provinces, bordering the inland  sea, enjoy dry and comparatively  mild weather. The two regions are  separated by mountain ranges, and  the factors determining their climate  conditions are distinct. A Japanese  writer says that while the winter  climate of central .and southern Japan depends on the southwestern  monsoons, that of the western coast  is direct--- related tc the barometric  area of noith China.  PUZZLES THE TRAVELER.  A Prophetic Bream.  One of-the most Inexplicable forms  of dream is tbe prophetic one, instances of which abf und. The 'ate  Lord'Dufferin when in Paris dreamed one night that he was in a hearse  en route for the cemetery. A day or  so later he was entering the lift at a  hotel when he recognized the attendant as the driver of the hearse '  his dream. He stepped back an..' the  lift ascended without him. As i��������� near-  ed the top something broke, and it  crashed to the bottom again, killing  every one lu it. .  Hard to  Suit.  "Maria," sharply asked Mr. Dor-  kins, "ir* that worthless young whip-  per snapper of a Dick Doogood still  coming to see Bessie?"  "What do you mean by talking that  way, John?" said Mrs. Dorkins. "He  hasn't been here in six weeks."  "Hasn't he? Is the scoundrel trifling with her affections?"  A Lack of Foresight!  The primary teacher asked for volunteers in story telling or singing,  and one little girl finally offered her  services.. She came to the front of  the room and after standing quietly  for a moment, turned to the teacher  and remarked:  "Gee!    I wish I had kept still."  iThe "Native Names of Various Foreign  j Cities and Countries.  I A person who is starting on a trip  (around the world must be thoroughly  'acquainted with the names of the dif-  jferent places in which be is to stop or  ,he will find himself much perplexed  !on arriving at the same. One would  jthink that London is called London  ltho world over, but such is not the  case. Once you, arrive In France and  London become Londres. To most  persons in Canada, the capital of Turkey is called Constantinople, but the  inhabitants of, the Ottoman empire  call their chief city Stamboul, and  'it appears as such on all Turkish  maps.  Rome and Florence   in   Italy may  sound all right to the average Canadian/but once you visit the two ci-:  jties you discover that they are called  Roma, and Firenze, respectively.  Not  ��������� one in six of the ordinary Inhabitants i  jof Greece call their country by such'  name.   The proper name Is Helles.     j  l    Most travelers making, their first  '.visit to the Holy Lands are startle-!;  by the announcement that Jerusalem  is called-El Kuds, the Sea of Galilee,  Bahr Tubaripeh; River Jordan, Sher-  iat el Kebir; the Dead Sea, Bahr  Lut, and Bethlehem, Beit Lahm.        j  Every person in the Dominion  knows what country you are referring to when speaking of Switzerland,  but the traveler visiting the little  European republic discovers that the  inhabitants oZ; the same call it everything but Switzerland. The population of that country is mostly made  ,up of French and Germans with about  lsix per cent, of Italians and- those na-  jtionalities .call it respectively. La  'Suisse, Schweitz and Svizzera.  Three peoples in. one country caV-  ing that^country by three different  names may appear bad enough,.but  the English and other tourists stop-  ��������� ping in the capital of, Egypt call it'  Cairo, the French officials- stationed  .there call it Le Caire, ar-d the Arabs,  who were there first and should know  best, call it Masr el Kabila.  A Japanese hr.s to leave his own  [country and go to the nearest ^ng-  hish-speaking settlement to know he  has ever been in Japan at a'i. Japan,  ; to its own natives is Nipon or Niphon  '���������-whichever way you think gets near- ,  est to their pronunciation.  Uye.wise  there   is  no   China  and  more7strangely etill, there is no word  . in Chinese  '.o represent China as a  'whole.  -We   of   the outside always  'think of that vast republic as of one  country and of one people, whilst in  .reality it is .practically a number of  [countries with a wide divergence of  (language    and   race.    The    natives  1 range from copper to almost white,  land vary in religion from Buddhists  to Jews, and in language from Siamese and French in tha south to Russian in the north.  The best way to express the term  'China and the one most often used  seems to be Chung Kwob, China proper, but,it is to be expected that the  new Government will sooa adtipt a  more comprehensive, name for its  country along with its"other modern  improvements.  Most Chinese towns with which we  1 think we are familiar are quite some-  | thing else if we happen to visit them  '������������������such as K:iang Chou, for Canton.  , Corea calls itself Tsiotsien; the natives of Siam when speaking of their  country refer to it as T'hai, and'the  Persian thinks he lives in Iran.  HOW SCOTSMEN MARRY  . CUP.JOCfi LAWS AND CUSTOMS IN  THE LAND  OF CAKES.  1TI10   Old   Gretna   Green   Weddings,  I        Which Consisted of a Merc De-  !        claratlon    Before     tho    Village  Blacksmith, Havo Passed and tho  Scottish Laws  Governing  Matrimony Aro Highly Intricate.  If you ask anyone, layman or law-  lyer, outside of Scotland to give you a  correct   definition   of   the   marriage  I laws of Scotland, there is the ten-to-  one chance that he will be unable to  do  so.   People  have  been  heard  to  gravely declare that if a person, even  in jest, introduced a lady as his wife  to  somebody else  in Scotland,  they  were thereby tied toother in matrimonial, bonds.    Others who  do  not  "joke   with   difficulty"   have   been  heard to state their belief that many  Scots do not know whether they are  married or single!   Such matrimonial  travesties may have had some' sem-  (blance of reality in the romantic days  of Gretna Green, when runaway couples were united in wedlock by the  village blacksmith, but in these days  ahigher standard is placed upon the  ceremony of marriage,  both  by tho  'civil law and the l.w of the church.-  j     Only the other day an important'  ��������� point arising out of evidence given by,  ia Scottish roinister at a bigamy trial  [in London was settled by the Regis-  Sireng*'i of Eggshells.  Most people are aware of the  power of eggshells to resist external  pressure on the ends, but not many  Would credit the results of tests recently made, which appear to bo  genuine. Eight ordinary hens' eggs  were submitted to pressure applied  externally all over the surface of tho  shell, and the breaking pressures  varied between 4 00 and 675 pounds  per square inch. With the stresses  applied internally to twelvo eggs  these gave way at pressures varying  between thirty-two and sixty-five  pounds per square inch. The pressure required to crush the eggs  varied between forty and seventy-  five pounds. The average thickness  of the shells was thirteen-thous-  andths of an inch.  Even  In Thai: Day.  ,   From Bee's dictionary, published In  13825:  I "Shopping���������Among women, golns  about from shop to shop, buying little  articles perhaps) perhaps  not, but nl-  ;wnys pulling about great quantities of  :goods."���������Boston Transcript.  Cautious.  .,   Mrs. Peck���������Mr. Highflier never lakes  i'his wife out In his automobile.   Peck���������  ; j I guess he doesn't en re to have two tin-  manageable things on his hands nt ono  time.���������Boston Transcript.  1 Famine Origin of Game.  Herodotus learned from the Lyd*  ians that tho Greek ball game originated in a prolonged famine in Lydia.  For some time they endured it, but  at last they invented dice, knucklebones, the ball and all other games  except draughts. One day they  played these games so as to keep  their minds off food; the next day  they took food 'and did not play.  Thi3 alternation eked out their provisions for eighteen years, at the  end of which time, tho situation still  being desperate, half the population  emigrated. Ono can only suppose  that tho ball games were not very  athletic, otherwise the increased appetite given by liiora must have undone much of the caving.  While you fire dreaming of the fU'  ture net In Hie present.  Cook (aghast)���������Och, mum, I've  sphilt a taycup 0' milk over the front  of me besht dress, an' I'm thinkin'  I'm afther spilin' it IntoJ'-ely.  Mistress���������Oh, Mary, how could  you!   Was it. all we had?  Moral.  Every day a now cure for something, is nnnou.'ioo'i, but also one or'  nv>rn now disease?', aro found. Tho  moral is to slay in tho frenh air, eat  plain food ard uu.it v, orrylntf.  jtrar-General for  Scotlar-d, who, has  j laid it down that "witnesses aiv essential" to the due: observance ;^f aj  Scottish marriage. The essence of the'  ; Scots' law is that marriage is essen<  Itially a civil contract.    Thus, If twoj  parties in the presence of witness"?,  solemnly and deliberately say to each  other, "You are my wife," "You are!  my husband," they are as indissolu-.  bly married as If the whole ceremonyj  of  banns,  clergyman,  r.nd marrlagai  lines had b<jen gone  through.      Nol  ��������� need, therefore, for anxiety on tho  ! marriage day about mistakes in these  j formalities; the want of any or all ofj  them does not in the least impair thai  validity ,of the marriage.   Or again.'  if a man and woman write, say, on,1  tho fly-leaf of a Bible the words, "I  take you, A, for my wife," -xd "I'  take you, P, for. my husband," re-  si.-ctively, and add their signatures,  both Intending to marry, they are aa  firmly knit as if they had been wedded by the Archbishop of Canterbury.  Such are the unromantic facts of a!  Scottish marriage. '  The propriety of allowing marriages to be effected in" this simple'  way without the safeguard of any religious ceremony has of ten been questioned, but the fact remains that the  Legislature allows it and that "it is  suited," as one authority has said "to  the Scottish national character and  circumstances." It cannot be said,  however, that such marriages are regarded with favor either by the law  'or by public opinlou.  Another interesting point cropped  up the other day Avhen a minister refused to   marry   any   couple whose>  names had been published on the registrar's board instead of having been  proclaimed in the parish church.   He|  did not object to the registrar's certificate on the ground that proclrm"-  tion in the church was a guarantee  of greater publicity, but simply that1  it was a prerogative of the minister,  that he was not obliged Lo marry parties   unless   after   proclamation   ot  banns.  In olden days the fees charg-'  ,ed by church officials or kirk session;  , .for proclamations of banns were very,  ��������� j heavy. An ordinary, charge was ������5 to  J!S7 50, but sometimes it rose as high  as  ?10.    After the Marriage Notica  Act of 187 8 came into operation (for  the express purporo of encouraging.  Tegular marriages), the church had-  to set its house in order, and in 1880:  !'an act was   passed   by-the General  I j Assembly, in   which   it  was decreed  ! 'that the fee for proclamation of banns  ;. jand certificates should In no case ex-  j |ceed 60 cents.    When originally in-  1 jstituted, proclamation  of  banns was;  I jmade   on   three   successive   Sundays'  .preceding the marriage, but it is now,  ! sufficient if proclamation is made on'  ! ione Sundav "for the first, "econd, and  Ithird times."  ; j Dissenters of strong opinions like  ; 'to show their independence by patro-  ! ,'nizlng the registrar rather than the  ! IClerk of the Kirk-Session, but the  1 '.women still have the preference to be  i '"cried in the kirk." The marriage  j ."lines" are issued by the session clerk  i or tho registrar, as the case may be,  J 'aud the minister of any church can  I 'carry through all the formalities of;  I the marriage at the bride's homo or.  ! in an hotel. A small party cr rela-j  j itives, or a large assembly, Is gather-  ! ed, according to the accommodation;  I of the house and the means at dls-  ' 'posal. Tho more fashionable have1  . their weddings about noon or two!  ; o'clock. But a great number of mar-'  j riages take placo in the evening*  j about seven or eight o'clock. Among;  j tho working classes Friday evening]  i is the popular time, and In Glasgow'  ! and the other great towns the last)  1 Friday of the year sees as many wedr  dings as any ordinary month. In rer  . cf.-nt year.", in Scotland marriages In!  ' church havo become quite common)  ' among the "better class" people, but!  ' it. is not often (hat a couple belonging to tho artisan population. ar������  wedded In church. ;  ' As Is the case in England, civil;  marriages are greatly on the Increase-'  5u Scotland. They provide a lucrative!  business for a certain class 'I solid*1  tjoM in large towna^  M**^^ THE   SUN,. GRAND   FORKS,   B.C.  L  A  Officers for the Ensuing Year  . Will Be Elected Wed-  day Evening  The Grand Forks Liberal association will meet in the Miners' Union  hall next Wednesday evening, February 11, at 8 o'clock, fbr the'purpose of electing officers for the ensuing year. All Liberals are requested to attend.  Coming���������Dr. -Kilberger, Eyesight  Specialist, representing Toric Optical Company of Vancouver, will be  in the Yale hotel on February 20  and 21.    See notice on page-5.  Len Oliver, employed in the electrical department at the Granby  smelter, and Miss Eizzie King, late  of Scotland, were married at the  Russell hotel at 2 o'clock on Monday afternoon, Rev. Mr. Barlow  performing the ceremony. . Mr. and  Mrs. Oliver were the recipients of  many presents from the smelter  force.  Born���������In Grand Forks, on Tuesday, February 3, to Mr. and ' Mrs.  W, J. Penrose, a son.  glasses you now wear are unsatisfactory, consult with Dr. Kilburger,  specialist, in the Yale hotel on February 20 ' and 21. See notice-on  page 5. "     ., ���������  Born���������In Grand Forks, on Tuesday, February 3, to Mr. and Mrs.  Joseph Morello, a son.  HANSEN 8 CO  CITY BAGGAGE AND TRANSFER  If you'are   bothered   with   headaches, squint or cross-eye, or  if the  H. C. Brewster, leader of the Liberal party, of British Columbia,  worked at the' '-case" for a few  seconds in.The Sun office on Wednesday for the first time in twenty  years. Here is the result of his  labor:  EL C. Brewster, 132o Stanley  Ave.',  '   Victoria, B. C ,  SECOND STREET; NEAR BRIDGE.-  Buy  Your  Gait G  oai n  ow  Office !  TliliEPIIONKS;  Office, Kfi6  F. Downey's Cigar Store  :������Ffrst.Street  Hansen's Residence. R38  GENERAL TRANSFER WORK  WOOD     AND . ICE  OFFICE AT PETRIE'S STORE  PHONF 64      GRAND FORKS, 6. C.  NEW  HARNESS   SHOP  I have re-opened a harness shop at my old  - stand on Bridge street and will manufacture  ���������   lVLaV'.r H������������-M~^^ and  do all kinds  of  New Harness iiarneSsrepairing, ah  work guaranteed;   Your patronage is solicited.  A. Freche  Yes, We Are  Stock-Taking  Dook Our for  Bargains  JOHN DONALDSON  PHONE-30   Everything to Eat and Wear  Real Estate Investments  and Business Sites  Insurance in  aAll Its Branche s  BOUNDARY  TRUST &  INVESTMENT CO., LTD  Established 1901  First Street  Exaggeration and FSattery  Gus Evans, of Grand Forks, will  have a birthday on February 7,-and  takf-s a glass of beer for each year of  his age. Gus is one of the best  paragraph���������writers in the west, and  can say more in fdur lines than  some others can say- in a page.���������  Greenwood Ledge. -  '   Fresh and Salt Meats,-Poultry always dn hand,  Highest market price paid for live  stock.    *  PHONE 58 and receive prompt and. courteous attention.  The fiftieth anniversary of the  founding of the-Order of Knights of  Pythias will be celebrated in the  local lodge ,on February 17, when  the special'Golden Jubilee Ritual,  specially prepared for thatoccasion,  will be nspd and a fitting service  held to commemorate this grand occasion,  On the same night will also be  held the thirteenth annual roll call  of the local lodge. This annual  custom has prevailed with the  Grand Forks iodge ever since its in  stitution, which took place on October 9, 1901.  Special invitations are being  issued to the members, and an excellent program is being prepared  by the committee having the matter  in charge.    ���������  IT LASTS A  The Arctdian Malleable Non-Breakable Range is not made of cheap coke  steel, hut of the best Charcoal Iron Plates, and its castings are not made of  common gray iron, but of the. Highest Quality of flalleable !ron.x.  . Malleable Iron is the ideal, material for a practical,'durable and economical  range.  '  Owingto its "close, dense and compact texture, it is better' fitted to  resist the strain of heating and cooling. It possesses great strength.  -  Charcoal Iron, of-which the best and largest steam, boilers' are made, in  ' order, that they may- endure the greatest strain, it what is used for the body of  the Arcadian Range.    This charcoal iron has a density and fineness of grain  * which gives it great power of resistance against rust and crystalization, making  it practically indestructible.  A pure asbestos mill-board is used to line the flues and other parts of the  range.   It is held between a sheet of charcoal iron and the charcoal iron body.  All joints of the Arcadian Range are riveted so closely and solidly and  with such skill that they are as tight as a locomotive boiler and will never  open from expansion or contraction.  MEErS THE NEEDS OF THE HOME OF TODAY  MILLER^GARDNER  '.i ��������� .wi������.Jaj!j"-m  Advertisement in The  Sun  bring  results because it is the peoples'paper  END STOMACH TROUBLE,  GASES OS DYSPEPSIA  "Pape's Diapepsin" makes Sick, Sour,  Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine  in five minutes.  "What's most liable to get broken  about your automobile?" "The  owner," replied Mr. Chuggins. '-  "Let me introduce you to the  most honest young man I have ever  known.'  want   we  men."  "But   mamma   "doesn't  to   meet any poor young  "Jane, are that young man's intentions serious?" "I think so, pa;  he says our carriage ,sued could be  easily transformed into a garage and  the attic would make a dandy billiard room and bowling alley."  Armson the shoe man has removed  to his new stand,' corner Bridge and  Fourth streets," '.  Highest cash prices paid for old  Stoves and Ranges. B. C. Peckham,  Second-hand Store.  IT WILL MAKE  YOU  HAPPY  Jl.  If what you just ate is souring on  your stomach or lies like a lump of  lead, refusing to digest, or you belch  gas and eructate sour, undigested  food, or have a feeling of dizziness,  heartburn, .fullness, nausea, bad taste  In mouth and stomach-headache, you  can get blessed relief in five minutes.  Put an end to stomach trouble forever  by getting a large fifty-cent case of -  Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.  You realize-in five minutes how needless it i?. to suffer from ingestion,  dyspepsia or any: stomac.'- lisorder.  It's ths oi'iickest,. surest" stomach doctor   in   the   world.     It's   wonderful.  LESS BOWEL TROUBLES  ..'IN GRAND GORKS  Grand Forks people have found out  that .A SINGLE DOSE of..simple  buckthorn' bark, glycerine, etc., as  compounded in Adler-i-ka, .the German  bowel and stomach remedy, relieves  constipation, sour stomach or gas on  the stomach INSTANTLY. This simple mixture became famous by curing  appendicitis, and it draws off' a surprising amount of old foul matter  from the body. It is wonderful how  QUICKLY it helps. Woodland k  Quinn, druggists.  if YOUR CHILD IS CROSS,  FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED  Look   Mother!     If  tongue   is   coated,  cleanse little bowels with "California Syrup of Figs."  Mothers can rest easy after giving  "California Syrup of Figs," because in  a few hours all the clogged-up waste,  sour bile and fermenting food gently  moves out of the bowels, and you have  a well, playful child again.  Sick children needn't be coaxed to  take this harmless "fruit laxative."  Millions of mothers keep it handy because they know its action on tiie  stomach, liver and bowels is prompt  and sure.  Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which  contains directions forjjabies, children  of all ages and for grown-ups.  No need having piles any longer!  No need of suffering another day!  Steam's Pile Remedy (complete with  tube) will help you or IT COSTS YOU  NOT   ONE   CENT.  This remedy is a combination of the  lately,; discovered, high-priced Adrenalin Chloride .'���������with other powerful curative principles, and IT STOPS THE  PILE  PAIN  IN  ONE  MINUTE!  SO sure are we that Steam's Pile  Remedy will benefit you that we will  REFUND YOUR MONEY if you are  not satisfied. -.._'���������'  ������This is the only pile remedy that  we can guarantee and we know you  will thank us for telling you about it.  We have the exclusive agency.  WOODLAND  &- QUINN.  Tenders Galled For  rPENDERS ARE HEREBY called  L for in the matter of 150 fence  posts, either cedar or tamarac  (state which), 5 feet in length, and  not leas- than 6 inches across at the  smallest end.  Said posts to be peeled, and delivered on the grounds of the Agricultural Association, across the  First street bridge, in the Ruckle  addition.  Said tenders to be in the hands of  the Association Secretary not later  than February lGIb, 1914.  The lowest or any tender not  necessarily accepted.  WALTER E.  I-IADDEN,. ,  Secretary.  P.O. Box 2S0, Grand Forks, B. C.  We  New Year  The majority ;of cases of sickness are caused  by unsanitary plumbing. Avoid this risk by.  having your plumbing work  done  by "  J. F. KRAUS  Heating and Sanitary Engineer  PHONE 130        GAW BLOCK, WINNIPEG AVE  A SPECIALIST WHO CURES  Many so-called specialists make  extravagant statements about their  methods and cures. My record of  J 6 years' experience in this- treat  merit of all chronic, nervous, and  special ailments of men is sufficient  proof of my ability to affect a cure,  when a cu.ie is possible.  No man can afford to consult  any but the best in regard to his  physieal welfare. Life and Imp  piness depend on good health. I  have cured thousands of men aud  I can cure ynu, if your case is  .curable.  MY OFFER; Absolutely free expert medical examination and consultation. Absolute guarantee of complete cure of every case I undertake, and moderate price.    Call on or write for booklet to  210 Howard Street, Spokane

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