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NINTH 7YEAR.
.CUMBERLAND.    B.C:    WEDNESDAY,   MAY 28/1902.
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BE PREPARED for tlie WARM f^ATPE;
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OUR STOCK OF SUMMER UNDERWEAR.���       1    ���
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,7-61  YAT%3 STREET, _ VICTORIA, B:C.   ,      ,���
-  IIARD^'A'RE/MILI^AND   MLN1NG 'MACHINERY,  l'|
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���BABY   CARRIAGES���
AVth Parasol,  Hood or Canopy Tops,   aid
Rubber -Tire Wheels 7 $14 to'$35
���GO - OARTS��� ,
That are adjustable to any position, complete with Parasol Top, Cushions and Rubber Tire Wheels $11 40 tb $25
Our Assortment of Patterns was never as
large as this seasons���Our Makes the Beat.
Hospital Benefit.Concert
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Cumberland   hall   was-crowded
last Monday evening- bn-'the occasion of  the concert given' in aid,of
' the,. Union, and Cumberland hospital.       The .programme    included'
musical selections, songs and  recitations, and concluded bv a farce
given   by   the   Colored   Quartette
Club:  The appreciation of the large
audience   was  shown  %y generous
-applause with  which   each   performance %as greeted!-  The feature-,of
"the evening was 'a cornet solo  "Bobolink," by Prof. ,Schaffner accom
pahied mdst ably by MrfrGlassford-
and later, in the  evening a violin
selection   " The 'Angel's Serenade,"
3,both of which were performed with-'
out a single error.,   Prof. <S chaff net-
is an interpreter of classical'as' well
ap popular melodies,upon the violin
aiiii cornet, and i.^aiso'an   adeps. in,,
the use of rother instruments,    ii is
enough 'to   tay that   hlo, .-contributions to the musical' portion, of the
pr ogramine' wei e Hlghly 7ipp r eciat-
ed by the large .'audience'and' it is-
tD be hoped that in'tffe near fut-ute ,
all will have the pledstije-pf listen-
in��' to Prwf. SJhaiiner again'before
his departure.     The  old/and ever,
popular duet 7' The Minute. Giin at
Sea,-''    waa ' splendidly' sung   -by
Messrs Moore ai,d  Webber, \while
the sung ** Happy Days " given by
Miss Cameron with a violin obliga-
to, ��vas a"perfect gem. s Miss Cameron has a faculty for adapting herself to the general' requirements of
an audiei.ee and her interpretation
of1'her -song  proves her versatility.
Mr Ramsay who io"alwaysva favQ?.-
ite   was   received'   'witn-.'3oud. applause -and'hiX singing and-acuii'g
in "No"Robjiiior'Me'' was'decided-
'ly-good and,received' a'rousing"encore.    The,Colored .Quartette .rr/ade
a decided hit.     They 'possess, most
resonant voices and sing in perfect
"h'anuony.     Another   old "favoiiie
" Where Sweet Mag'nolias Blo^m "
was given My Miss Abi\ims,  v/hiie
Mis A. White sun^a pleasing-little
ballad, the name of which we have
forgotten.     Amongst   others   who
- kindly   assisted    were   Misses ' L ^
Abram*,   and   Bate,   and   Messis-
Morgan, Segrave, Vater,   Murdochf
and Anderson.        Mr   L,   Howeii
made an admit able stage manager,
while Mr J..Abrams ably performed the duties of chaiiman.     Great
credit is reflected on ail those who
undertook   and   so    ably    carried
through the work of organising this
most successful concert.
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LOCALS.
Write for Illustrations and give us an idea as to style wanted.
WEILER  BROS.,        Home   Furnishers,
VICTORIA,    B c.
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MSA0N-& RISCH" PIANO
ARE    BETTES   THAN' EVER.
A canoa ! of instruments just leceived. Designs all new, and
many improvements in construction. Piano buyers would do
well"to see the " MASON-& RiSCH," as these instruments
cannot.be beaten.     Easy terms of purchase.   -. . 7 . .     ;.    7 .
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The Pianola,
Th.e Aeolian,
123 HASTINGS ST ,      ;
Vancouver, B.C/
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Agents��For      7 .    : ���'
The .Vocalion Organ,
"Mason & Risch"   Pianos.
88  GOVERNMENT  ST.,
Victoria, B.C.
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JOB    PRINTING
Work of Every Description
at Moderate Rates.
RETURNED to-day, and- until
Tuesday, June 10th, another opportunity is being offered to the peop'e
of Cumberland and vicinity to have
first-class photographic work done
right at home and at icasonab'c
prices. Call and examine photos
of your own people. Paull's
Studio.
One of the eminent citizens of
Nob Hill, a member of the Town
Council there, hah been quite iJl
��� with sore throat .Ja.st week, and he,
with his many friends, feared that
he might be suffering from an attack . of diphtheria. However, it
has developed into nothing strong*;r
than'a severe attack of quinsy.
; Washington, May 24tia!���-Lord
Pauncefote, the British ambassador,
died at 5.30 o'clock this morning.
V I O L IN.
. -���o��� 7.- 7
D. THOMSON.
Teacher.
Music for Dances, &c, supplied
at short notice. Oiders left with
Mr E. Barrett, at the Big Store,
will he promptly attended to.
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Early in June a benefit concert
will be given by several, ladies v\ho
will have^the, work in charge for
the relief of the widows and orphans
of the Fernie disaster.
Mr D. McKay, the popular engineer of No. 4 hoisting engine, has
been seriously ill for some days, not
being .able to attend to his work.
We are glad to heai* that heishetter
now. ,,
Mr Richards, senr., while fishing
in .'.he Lake,, attempted to land a
fish in old time style, but has now
come'to the 'coriclusion that the
creeks here are,widec than in Pennsylvania, as he failed to' sling' the
fish into the bushes behind him.   .
"People'are prone' to be skeptical
where hair growing is concerned.''
We have ourselves-seen' most wonderful results fromvProf. Schaffner's
treatment,' and" were we afflicted
with a baid','or partially bald-head,1
would not he'sitate-in placing our-
'selves in his hands. l '    ���
A social da'nee'will' be given' this
'evening in Cumberland hall at 8
o'clock. Music will be provided by
Prof, Schaffner's orchestra'l . The
c'ommittee have made arrangements
for a .very- enjoyable evening and'
doubtless there will be a large at-
tend nice, "Admission - for -gentle
"men, 50c.;'ladies free; "     ,.   '
JTlie  town   was deserted   Friday
ahd Saturday.'   Many tookVdvan-
tage of  the,, excursion, to; Victoria
nnd 'Nauaimo/   Others went to the
Lake, oh' Saturday,' and * enjoyed
themselves  at an  old- time   basket'
7 ''   '.
picnic'.''   The ��� only- two'Jeft in "town,
-.were ,wee Jock and4 the", editor j* a'nch
iiiey w^ere -said   to  have been^fulh..
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"But thp sweetest turnout of, all'was
a dashing double, 'occupied and-
driven by a-bevy of fair damsels.
Cows are again starting out on
their serenading tours of the town,
with boll accompaniment. All this
'is very sweet and rural like, but we
beg to submit that we aie not living
in a cow yard} and jiraTy that our
cify fathers' may do something to
abate ilie nuisance inflicted on a
long suffering public Incidentally
the-sweet cow creatures have a
careless habit of leaving the side-
walks in a horribly unsanitary
condition after their nightly prow-
lings.
Mr Hav'wards amendment to the
Game Act is as follov\s, and will be
of interest to farmers:���''No person
shall, at any time, enter into an}'
growing or standing grain, not his
own with snorting implements about
his person, nor permit "his dog or
dogs to enter into such growing or
standing grain without permission
of the owner or occup-int thereof,
and no person shall, at any time,
hunt or shoot upon any enclosed
land of another, and an}' one wh-<
shall,, without the right to do so,
hunt, or shcot upon any enclosed
land of another, shall be deemed
guilty of a violation of this. Act,
and be liable to a penalty ,not exceeding five dollars and not less
than thiee dollars, together with
costs of conviction; but nothing in
this section contained shall be^so
construed as to limit or in any way
affect the . remedy-. at common or
statute law- of -any such owner or
occupant for ' trespass. ' Enclosed
land in this i-ectian shall mean
land enclosed by a fence, water, or
oth^er natural boundary, or partly
by water or other natural bound
ary."
MEN'S"
Sumriier
Suits...
���   F[NEST LINE,EVER
SHOWN   IN   TOWN.
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MOORE &7GQ:
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LOST between' Vendonie Hotel and^titcber "*
-   Shop, on 1stMnst.,- a Lady's BRACELET,
made up o�� 22^ Spanish  i��� reals.���Finder" C, " ;   *.'*' ?A?
on're turning "satrie to -'.'News " office ^wili'^ f ,,       ,' ;-lS^'
hA'\
be rewarded.
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FOUlsTD,   on   Cdmox-NanjVimo ��� wag-on''.x:
roairl, 'a DoubIe:-Barr"et>ed Breech-load- ���
ing- Shot Gun.     Owner can have same     v
"^bv-proving .property   and  paying' foir    -
this odveitisement���Marshall Laird
Union Bay, May 6th, 1902."    -   ���
Letters to the Editor.
Mr Editor,���I received information,
from what I consider to be a reliable
source, that one of the parties who had
.signed the petition to close on Friday
had deliberately gone back on their
word. I would like to be assured as to
whether mv informant was correct or not
as it can scarcely be beheved that men
who pride themselves on their trustworthiness could so, far demean themselves.���Yours etc., Employee.
[We are not. aware that any firm in
tout, violated the petition to which our1
coirespondent refers, but if it was the
case no censure could be strong enough
for such .1 breach of faith for the sake
of a little pecuniary gain.���Ed.]
[held over tkoji last weekI
Mr Editor,���It   is   my desire  to say a
few   words   in   regard   to the  pie   social
��fiven   under  the   auspices of the River-
view Lodge, No. 166, at Courten.iy.    Upon ai riving  at Courtenay I   wended   my
way to the hall where the social was tc be
held and was very glad to find  the building well filled.     But after, glancing- over
the audience I was surprised  to find that
the   strictly  church-going   people,   who,
I thought,  were most  likely to  be there,
as the social was in aid of a worthy'cause,
were  absent..'   I   have been   thinking it
over since and mv opinion of the matter
is this that any and every person professing to be a   Protestant  should not only
attend   these   socials   in   aid   of   orphan
children   but   they should join   and help
along the True Blue Association.      Now
1 must say thnt those who did attend did
their part in the   financial   line,   as   pies
ranged from $2.50 to $5.00.      In  closing
I might say that I   am glad   to find that
Riverview Lodge is progressing and that
it is keeping up to its principle���"Protect
and care for the orphan children,"���I am,
'&cv Maple Leaf. K  ���������:{>-���������  v ^^>   *rft^L%urtf J *-^i_]Ltfr  I,--, laftl.tll  k. +   ^.O ���������������^M  < it -V.y)rj.urt  -  .������B_.-u**^|i4>*U}f'*M������U.*tfwJL>J.������,������ian.a*a.1| * ciJ *  ^^W.^������MAiUt������ir.^^l>^iiffi^ jfr.tif^ffcjfffcffyrpitf'fpt ������iMAU^fi'g.,a;,Uf-a<P������a*tttw.i**A f  bJi. AUiLfk\ '  j^*  ^V  ��������� A Tale of the Cattle Thieves of Agua  Caltente.  '-Copyright,   1900   by  W.   LcC.   Beard.  %  n  I1 ? *  ���������   i. 1  i r  ,t  H7  I  I   -  -vv  ' "Dnniio," he said candidly. "The  boys was kinder mad. an if we hadn't  found you I reckon tliey'd 'a' giveAgna  Calieute a little shake np, whether I'd  let 'em or,not. Min'," he added, with  his usual scrupulous regard for the  truth. "1 didn't say 1- wouldn't er let  'em      Where's Hollis?" , '  i I had no idea where Hollis was; was  about to ask the same question myself  The   foreman went-about  among   the  men. making inquiries, but no'one had  . seen hiui  or"apparently felt much trou-  '  bled about his absence.     ,       ,  "He drawed   all   the  pay that   was  Vcornin to.him. didn't  he?"'asked one  of the man.    ''Well. ,tben. he jus' took  an skipped over to Lorena an his gang,  ���������where   he   belongs;  that's  all. 7'    That  seemed  to be'the  general opinion, and  there was  a  decided ' feeling-of   relief J  that he was no longer with us       r   < ���������  ��������� The cattle moved along merrily, each  '  an an   doing   his., best , to   hurry   thorn  'Never   before, had'I   imagined   that a  wooden'ley could  be user! to arlvan'. nut-  ' in-driving   cattle:   but. when   wb-i'h-T1-  "fcy'tbe Ballet Girl,, I found  that it had  . a wonderfully accelerating"effect.     A ,'  ���������When at last we reached tbe camp, I  was 'thoroughly  tired ^out.    My   ankle  and wrist ached, and th'ore was nothing  .1 desired so much, as rest.   'I started at  _ --essea for my tent, 'and as I didQso Spider  -Vode op/fco^the foreman and asked what  orders "B-k&rs were fo'/tho day!  - ,.," "Orders?,  Why, you'little fool, your  ��������� pony���������can't ss^sIy stand on 'hia legs, an  you'll tumble tTitos the saddle in a lit- ;  tlemore." replied 4Sfes foreman.'with a  ���������gruir'ness'assumed ioesver his approbation of the,boy.   "Go's; fen your pony  ''-out an turn  yourself lie,  ���������Q'aick, now  'fore,I make .you. ",  Tumbling   on   my" cot. feosssii  as   1'  was.'I slept.for hours; On'waJsicg I berime conscious of the rumble of distant  1 -thunder..   The   brilliant  sunligh&'that  ���������visually lit the desert,until it was s������ar-  <if as'dazzling as snow, bad disappear^.,  'leaving   the   sand , cold   and, gray.'    5  .'.thought  that dusk had" fallen/but my  "watch told me' that   the middle of  the  afternoon had barely tpassed.  "Reckon we're a-gonter have a little  ��������� weather,'-' remarked the   foreman, who  .^jnetme as Lcameoutof my tent. ^ ".lus"  ,-6ok over yander. " He pointed'to the  eastern horizon, where, masses of dark  ���������clouds; veined here' ahd there with red  1 lightning flashes, were ^piling themselves up into the sky. From the north  another storm .was rising, even more  'rapidly '  Except   the, foreman and  the Ballet  Never tell a man that he has made  a fool of himself. If he knows it he  ���������will get angry?���������and ,he will "get angry also if he doesn't know it.  Judge a man by the depth'of his  knowledge rather than by his waist  measure.        '    ' l ,    ���������, ,  Many     a   man who  thinks he is  liiartyr h-  only a chump.  When - doctors ��������� cannot    otherwise  agree thay call it heart failure.   7    .  It sometimes happens that education . unfits a man for .earning,an  liohest living.  .     , ^ ;'���������  a  Mr. Fij.ut���������I wonder what Lot  said ( when his. wife" turned 'to .salt ?  * Mrs. Fijjitl���������I presume he said "I  told you so ! "  t  ' There     are'  ston'-���������and a  turned.  two    sides    to   every  lot of them should be  . ."-Doesn't the soprano's voice s-ov.nd  metallic to you ? "  "Y'Ss:   but 'then you  know,  there's,  money in it."  '    - '    ',  A  Gossip  sins.,  uncovers    a   multitude    of  Ss Too We52 Kaiiowra to Kosls of��������� Nsrve-EkSsaassted ^WBen 'aEud, W������m������Sfi~Teie FgaSal Espp-oj'  of ysEirag Opzatcs.   ������������������ '��������� ,     ''  ' ��������� " A,   '.  a ' . . '  A dozen shadowy horsemen charged down  on tlie herd.  pistol.  The Ballet Girl."who was standing near me, lurched toward a rifle that  leaned   against 'the wheel cf  th'e  cook  wagon; -,  The herd tossed and surged like boiling water. Spider darted forward to  try and- hold'it. For, a moment it hesitated. Then, with a roar of galloping  hoofs, it broke and rushed madly away  The thieves had'stampeded the cattle.  'The lightning-gave one more vivid  flash and ceased.' The crash of thunder  that followed seemed to, tear open the  sky, for the rain descended like a liquid  curtain that concealed everj'thing  ������iraoi ^y ussng mn������ shase:������ hehwe .food.  i t - ' V     r I  A  flashing' before  and exhausted.  To 13e��������� awake night aftc-r night,   the brain on fire with nervous excitement ,ancl , thoughts  '   the mind in never-ending- variety, is the common experience, of persons whoso nerves arc weak  '   ,  .During such nights nervo force i's��������� consumed at'a tremendous rate.-   -  '     r    '["   .   '     .  Instead of being; restored 'and reinvigorated for another day's wear and tear the. body is further weaken-  1  ed and exhausted and the.ir.indds'uhbalancod by this'terrible, waste of-energy,   which the lamp of life is-j-rap^.  idly burning out.   ' c " , ���������        ',.,.,''.''.       ' '       -   ���������   '     ,     s'      I-:,*    ���������  It is in, this despairing condition that many men and women attempt  to'; drug-   and deaden the nerves ,by  the use ol opiates.   This is a fatal step which hastens nerve decay.,    ' 1   -     -     ,r ���������      / . 7 ,    -     '  V Surely il  is wiser to build up and completely restore tho nerves by using Dr-. Chase's jSTcrA'c -Food,  a treat-  ' ment which gets right clown toHhcV foundation1 of the difficulty and effects pormanent results' by revitalizing,  ���������'the wasted neryo"cells. s '.-..,: ' .  i,        Sleeplessness is'only one of tho many distressing symptotps" which' entirely   'disappear, with the use-of Dr.  'Chase's Nerve iFood. It is a positive euro for weakness'of nerves^ and .body.    a.ud   is 'sp'ociflc for .woman's-ills  because they almost invariably arise'.from exhaubtcd nerves.    CO' cts.  a', box; G boxes for P'2.50. atR all,,dealers  '  or.EdmaxLSon, Bates <Ss Co., Toronto.  ! 7 ,  -       '   ' . r        , ' ���������  - ' ���������������������������      '  Girl,   none  of  our   men   were  in   the  camp    Some distance away tho cattle.  .   that had been   brought in the night before and had  failed  to wander off   to a  -sufficient distauqe   during   the absence  of the men, were'gathered oh the mesa,  ���������    -guarded by SpiderD and  Lee. who,were  ���������riding around  them at a steady lope in  opposite directions.. The two   thunder  clouds rose higher and   higher, spreading around the   horizon and narrowing  Ihe'strip of blue sky that still shone be-  *���������   tween them. '    -  "It ain't common ter have one thnn-  "derstorm round here, let alone two,"  observed the foreman. "The cattle feels  'the thunder, too���������they'regettin oneasy  'Reckon I better go'n give the boys a  >iian. "  The cattle were uneasy,\l could see  "that from where I was standing. "They  Hossed their heads and lowed and moved  here and there among themselves.,, It  grew darker each moment and the cattle became more restlesis. Sometimes,  \ when cattle are in this condition, the  sound of the' human voice .will tend to  ^ quiet them   Spider began to sing:  7" "'Ther whs an ol" geezer.  An ho hnxl a wooden log,  ���������'Rut lie nuver had tcvliooker,  So tiii'bur.k hu had tor tootf.  Anothui- oi   pi'ijzcir  1    Was as sty as or fox,  '    An lioalw's liad tcvV)ao.lcer  In Ins ol' terbuckor box.''  'Spider's voice   rang  shrill   and clear  vover the desert, his  song  measured by  'the regular hoof beats of his horse.    He  passed back  of   the   herd, and only an  occasional'note, above   the  lowing and  mutteririg of the cattle could one hear.  The air had been still, but now little  ��������� pnfTs'bf wind began to arise, and ghostly little whirlwinds  careered over the  desert.-The strip of  blue  sky was reduced to a mere  thread;   the darkness  became thicker: the herd was an indistinct.mass, except when the  lightning  showed everything in an instantaneous  photograph.    The  foreman,   riding   at  full speed, had nearly reached the herd:  but.   as  slfown.by   the   lightning,  his  ���������horse.seemed. to be standing still in an  -ungainly pose on the desert.    Then  everything was'darker than before.  Once more Spider came to the front  of the herd. He bad increased the speed  of his horse, for in quicker time than  before his song went on:  ".lus" stop drinkin whisky  An save up ytiv rooka.  Then you'll alw's have terbacker  Iu yer ol' terbackor"���������  The two storms met. For a moment  there was blinding light, followed by a  'crash that split the sky. A dozen shadowy horsemen, that seemed to rise out  ���������cf the ground, charged down on the  ���������herd, shouting and waving blankets.  ���������I saw sis flashes from the foreman's  .     CHAPTER V.  IX WHICH RPIDT5R RETUKNS 1^ TRIUMPH.  ��������� I had never tseen   rain   fall."as it did  ,thc-n    It seemed, to come.Jn streams. - It  b;;������t through   the  heavy canvas of   my'  , fppf  forming a mist on^the inside* The  continuous crath   ot   trie  railing wiitm ���������  would   have' drownecj the   report of   a.  mortar.' ���������' -    .  It rained and rained and kept oh rain-,  ing. Little brooks formed on the plain,  then came together- and .made 'larger,  one3 that finally tumbled over-the'edge  of the, cliff' in a series of cat-cades..  When an hour later' the foreman'and  Spicier returned to the camp, there  were no signs, of ra let up One by one  otir disheartened cowboys straggled in  and repaired to-my'tent, where 'the  nearest ,approach to shelter was,tp be  found. Ndne'of them seemed particular-,  ly surprised when told of the disappearance of our cattle They had expected  ,it all along, they said  "I don't nevsr remember seein rain  las' so long as 'fc&is aroun here," said  'Lee as'he tried Thinly to light a damp*  match .on the sole of his soaked" boot in  order to ignite the wet tobacco with  which be had filled his pipe "Them  fellers must 'a' seen thestoruucouiiu.np  an then come over a purpose ter stampede the herd Course we can't dov noth-  in till it lets up, an then we'll have ter  do some buntin. I reckon This rain'11  have washed ont all the track?. "  "We'll fin' the tracks again without  much trouble," replied the foreman.  "Ther ain't no doubt but what we'got  ter do ������������������sunthin. though. Qupstion is.  what?"  "Looks toMne as  though we were in  something of a scrape. " "Irobserved. trying hard not to speak despondently. ,    ���������  "None so bad as what it might be,'  replied   the    foreman    philosophically  "We got ter make a plan, that's all.-''  We held a disconsolate   council wifcSs  the water drumming   over  us   on  tho  straihed canvas so that we had to rais^  our voices in order to make them heard.  The plan, when finally decided   upon,  waa a very simple one.  That the thieves  bad made  a clean  sweep was  evident,  for none of  the men who had come  in  ��������� had found any cattle.  They had all been  driven   away.   Now, to cover  so much  : ground   in so short a time argued that  our  enemies   had a force much   larger  than   ours���������one  that we  could hardly  hope, unaided, to defeat  ' Therefore it was decided that as soon  as it stopped  raining'some of   the men  would scatter over the desert to find, if  possible, some trace of the missing cattle, while we woaid  send a   messenger  to some ranches t&at   lay on   the othor  side of   the river cv%ne 30 miles   below  ns, with   histructioaaa to bring back all  the men that could be mustered.    Cattlemen  are   usually ready to help each  other in cases of'  this kind, for no one  knows when   his owrj -turn   to require  help may come.    In tbis instance, too,  the  community of  ca$81e   thieves   had  long been a menace to the men on whom  v;e called.    AU of  them probably had  .suffered from this or another raid.  The rain ceased as suddenly as it began. The clouds parted asad were blown  in dark shreds across the s&y.. The pools  that lay in shallow depressions of the  plain were like beds of coaEs as the level  rays of the setting sun reddened them.  The - Colonel (a 'bachelor)������������������'���������'Ah.  Prpfe.ssoY, here's " to^ w03n.n1 , and  wine,"/ ' equally intoxicating, and always inseparable."1  ���������Tho'Professor, (benedict)��������� "Quite1  so:, 'if    ever    yon marry, you'li j'inci  ���������'that,'no.    woman    is    w|7L'1������-1't " her  -whine,    and   like   your port- -as she  gets older she sets crustier."    '  Wise    is1   the     candidate .that can  convince the voters that the ollice is  seeking him.  A-  ROUBLES  The Bkst IJii/r,s���������Mr. Win. Vandorvooi-t,  Sydney Crossing-,"Out., writes: "Y^e havo been  Ufjiuff Purmelco's Pills, aud iind them by far biio  beat, 1 ills we ever used." Foi; delicate and dc-  bilitcd constitutions tlicsa' pill 'act- like a  fliarci. Taken iu small doses tho offect; is both  a touic and a siimxilant, mildly"'veiling the  secretions of tho' body, giving tono aad vigor.  who  plants seeds of 'any  .       _ idud, either in the 'homo 01  market garden-, willsocuro ihe best results from  from J, M, Pi;RK!KS,Soedsnmn,220MarkotSi.,  WiNNJPEG.   1902 deed Annual free, ���������  ,1  MANJFEST THEMSELVES liST MANY  7 '   '   DISAGREEABLE WAYS.    '  Last year there were S7 new  schools osganized' and opened in the  Territories. 7 . -   '  Monkey Brand Soap is .1 cleaner and polLshci  combined, but won't wash clothus.   - ' ���������  ���������  Such as Scrofula, Eczema,  Boils and  Pimplesi���������The   Blood   Should   Bo  ,    ' Purified During  the  Spring  \   . Months.  Genius  virtue.,.  cannot supply the place .-of.  Dr. Forbes, of Macleod, has,been  appointed Dominion ino'dical-.oflicer  for Southern Alberta.',        "     ''   V  fCONTrMTTKD.'J  The rearing of worms and manufacture of silk were completely broken up  in America by the revolution.  XThe   spring season is the time i'ot  blood cleansmg and bLood renewing.  Blood   troubles are many���������and ^dai>-  fgerous���������and   niaiiifest' Lh'einsclvesi iii  a score of painful'and oll'ensivo ways  such  , as scrofula,   eczema,   boils  and  pimples.        0"ho7 impurities   that   get  iiiv.0' 'the- blood  pursue  their poisonous   wa$-    all over the body and are.  responsible     for  a    large 'portion  of  all  diseases,   various  in,their  nature  but dangerous in ,the extreme.      ' rl o  have    pure ' blood and plenty of it;  yo.i  iu"?(i  a'tonic  and  blood  Duilder,  and    for   this purpose there is noilv  ing     can     equal    Dr.   Williams'  Pink  Pills for Pale People.        These  pills  cure all diseases duo to impuriues in  the blood by promptly cleansing and  freeing ' the    blood    from all .poisonous  and offensive matter.        If your  .blood   is    thiii'or insufficient;  if you  suffer     from  exhaustion at the  hast  exertion;'    if you are pale, easily get  out    01    breath,   and feel constantly  languid and fagged out, Dr. Williams  Pink   Pills    will     cure you by filling  your veins with new, rich, red blood,  Mv.  Bobt   Lee,  ISfcw Westminster, B.  C,   says:-"Before T began using  Dr.  ���������Williams'    Pink Pills,  my. blood was  in. a a cry impure state, and as a result, pimples, which were very itchy,  broke out-all over my body.   My appetite    was  l fickle and 1 was easily  tired.   I tried several medicines, but  they did not help' me.     ,      Then my  wile    urged me to try Dr.  Williams'-  Pink Pills.    1 got a half dozen boxes and by the time 1 had used them  I was completely restored io health,  and  my  skin   was  smooth and clear.  1 shall    always    speak a good woid  for  these  pills   when  opportunity   offers." ���������  It is because these pills make rich,  red blood that they cure such troubles as anaemia, shortness of breath,  headache. palpitation of the heart,  rheumatism, erysipelas. St. Vitus'  dance, and the functional ailments  that make the lives ;of so many women a source 'of constant-misery.  The genuine pills always bear the  full name. "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills  for''Pale .People," on the wrapper on  every box'. Sold by all dealers, or'  sent" b vmail at 50 cents a box, or  six boxes for $2.50, by addressing  the Dr. Williams' .Medicine Co.,.  Brockville,   Out.  1 Aliravs on Hand ���������Mr, Thomas H; Porter,  Lower .Ireland, P. Q., .writes: "My-son, 'J3  mouths old, had croup so bad.that notliinff gave  him lolief until a neighbor brbuglit'some of Dr  Thomas' Ecl������sctric OiKwhicH'I fivivc him, and in  six hours lie was cured. It is tho !}e?t medicine  I h' vc over used, and I -would not bo without a  ihottle ofit in my house. '*      l ��������� ,,'  A    man    seldom/says 'what people'  expect him to say.   ' 1 S   ���������  Worms cause feverislmess, moaning and  restlessness curing sleep. Mothor.Gcaves'  Worm Exterminator is pleasant, sure and effectual. If your druggist has none in stock,  get him to procure it lor you.   ,  To provo  to you   that -Dr,  Chase's Oin tmen b is a cerhun  and absolute euro for, each '-  t and every form of itching, -'  -1 -,   -  1   bleeding and protruding piles,  tao.ikantifacturers havo guaranteed it. Scotes- ���������  timoniala in tho daily press and ask your neigh-'-  bora whafcthey think of it.   You can use it nnd7,  gefc your money baek if not cured. 60c a box, at' ,  ^.U dealers or Edmanson.Bates & Co.,Toronto,  l>r!Chase's OSntment  ��������� i  A    small '���������" boy   "doesn't care  book    that "'is' instrurtiv'c as v.-ell  amusing. ��������� ' '���������      .. ,.  .    <>  for a  ;js-  Is there anything more annoying than havi  ���������ing your corn stepped upon ?    Is there anything more delightful than getting rid' of it V '  Holloway's Corn Curo will do it., ,Try iu aid-1,  be convinced.-,  ' -\   ���������  \    - .,t   v-7 /<."  '���������'Inventors   of new wrinkles' are-hot'  popular'with1"the ladies. r ,  People who  have the least to  invariably talk the most.    \   ,  SvlV  M. for Minari's anfl late 'm ot&er;  BY THE.YOUNGSTERS.  A Bunol* of Clever Sayinsr* Prom tlie  Mo'Jtlis .ot Bnl>ef>.  Bewsie (aged four) ��������� What's animals,  jnnmina?  Msimma���������Things that go on legs.  Bessie���������Oh, 1 know! You mean stock-  lugs. ��������� . . '  "I want to ask you a serious question,  mamma," said little Fred.  "  "Well, dear, what is it?"  "If I eat a lot o������ dates, y-Ul I become a  calendar?". _    -  "Say, mamma," queried five-year-old  Tommy, "am I really made of dust?"  "I suppose bo, clear." was the reply.    .  "Then," continued th������ little fellow,  "whv don't I get muddy when you wash  me?"    Teacher���������Johnny, how did you get yonf  'coat torn and your eyi; blackod? Now,  toll me tho truth.   VCorcn't you iu a light?  .lohniiy���������No, teacher. Then* was a  liidit, but, honestly. I wasn't iu it for a  ininntp.  "Mamma." said small Harry, who had  just ln-cn c-hastisod for disobedience, "am  I a canoe?" . '  ���������'Oi-rainly not. Harry," she .replied.  "But what put that idea into your bc-.-ul?"  "Woll. you are always savin,',' you like  to see folks paddle their own canoe, an J  ( thought... uiiiybe I Wus yours."���������-Chieacro  N^ws.  '������������������'������������������   7' ���������   ;    "."������������������'���������ii "���������'���������  Ilcr, Xlnslran'tl.  Wife���������I heard a husband tell his wife  today that she made him .tired, and I  Little white lies frequently used soon  become big black on^s.���������r^dcugo News.  -^       ' Enterprising.  "Is   your   traveling "man   enterpris-  -���������5"  "Enterprising?  a carved ivory  phant!"  That man could sell  cardcase   to   an   ele-  hopo I ^111 never hear my husband say  that to me.  - Husband (sagaciously) ��������� You won't,  my dear. You may not be unlike some  other wives, but your husband is unlike some other husbands; he keeps his  opinion to himself. ���������    ���������  Distressing-.  "Her husband's sudden death must  have distressed her very much."  "Yes, indeed. She tbld me it was  quite annoying. She says if she had  only had some warning she might have  taken advantage of that bargain sale  of crape at Sellems' last week.  EitprlitimTn   L,������Kt   Lottery.  At 5 o'clock on Oct. IS. 1S2I5. an Immense-crowd gathered at a hall in London  to witness the last state lottery .'draw in  England. Tlie drawing of-prizes on that  occasion occupied less than two hours.-  whereas .lotteries drawn some years pre-,  viously were 'protracted for several weeks,  the. excitement1, heinji so great' that, doctors attended to let blood in cases where  the proclaiming of wining tickets proved  too overpowering for'.he holders.  From the days of CHiecn A mm lotteries  had contributed largely toward the rov-  i rmie. during the latter yt>ars bringing ia  from $1,250,000 to $1,500,000 per annual.  The first public lottery hold in .England  took place on .Ian. 11. lrUil). ' It was  drawn at the west door of St. Paul's  cathedral and continued incessantly,  drawing day and night, till May (> following;.  MINABD'S LINIMENT 'Liiffllierfflaii's' Frisnl'  -  Ilcr  Advantnsre.  ' Tapa," "said 0. Hyde Park preacher's  little'daughter tho ot'her day, "when 1  grow 'up I'm never going' to marry  either a minister l6r a doctor, that gives  people medicine." ���������  "Why, dear?" ho asked. "Don't you  like preachers andjdoctors? You know  preachers and doctors ought to be the  most useful men there are. Doctors try  td'' saVe people in this world, oiid  preachers do,their best to .save them in  the next.' Isn't,that pretty good business?"  "Yes," replied little Caroline, "but-Dr.  Pelleticr's '\vife ������was here calling on  mamma today| and they got' to talking  about things, "and Mrs. Pelletier said  when she was,sick it was always just  terrible to think of taking any of her  'husband's medicine, and then' mammu  said: "-'Oh, but you're an awfully great  deal more lucky -than" if you were a  preacher's wife.. You only have,to refuse to take the medicine-when you're  sick, but a oreacher preaches every  Sunday.' " ���������  Ilcr   ."ilistakc.  "And r/.ie didn't think she would like  "o'r "t -iii,)'"  f^\./������l      ������.iL     (ill*  .   'X'.o.    She had a  strange idea that  plaids would not become her."    '  A:n  41  \\  II  il  Mental Exercise.   ���������'  Berenice���������What is the nature of this  brain work Cholly has undertaken?  Hortense���������He has made his valet  take a back scati and he thinks for  himself what suits he will wear each  day;      '  Bred .'Cow  ^ \Vhen toned up by  //Dick's Illood Puri-  ML&qx   will   give   as  <6AI   much and as rich  -.���������% "liikasahighly j  fM bred aristocratic  upon or-  dindry  feed,.and  a; Jersc3r  covywhen  giv.en.  BLOOD PURIFIER  will wonderfully increase her 3neld  cf milk. It saves feed too, because  a smaller amount of well digested  food satisfies the demands of the  system, and every particle cf no������r-  sishment sticks.v ���������    ���������  50 cents a package.  Leeming, Miles & Co./Agents,  MONTREAL.  Write for Book on-Cattle and Horses free. I     ,       I  ���������tt  ���������*������������������-���������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������  IKE'S OXEN  ���������  ��������� How He Trained Them JSTa/utic-  <���������   "    ally and What Happened  ^, In Consequence.  ��������� ������������������'��������������������������� <>������������������'��������� <������������������������������������������������������������������������<> ������������������������������������������������������������������������  '    ' Among   his   neighbors   Job   Haines  was  considered a  pretty  fair  sort of  man.   He had settled in a little town'  in the southern part of Kansas, where  ' he lived as an  immigrant from  New  ' Hampshire," and  lie7brought his  Yan-  ' kec sharpness with him, but as he  dealt fair and attended to his own  business he passed.   The/ only member  " of the family besides "Job and his wife  was Ike, a nephew whom Job had tak7  en to bring up, as he had no children  t .of his'own. Ike'was a typical New  England boy about''fifteen years old.  IIo had been brought up in one of the  coast villages of Maine and'had a great  love for. tho sea. _      '    '    >     -  'Job, like' the Tmajority of Yankee  farmers, ,was a firm'believer in cattle  and did most of his work with oxen.  One day he said to Ike, "Ike, if you'll  . take that pair of yearling steer's and  break, them to work, y ou ^can " have  'them." Ike was exceedingly well pleased at that and at once assumed charge'  of his new possessions. If, ever a pair  of young oxen were well taken care of,  they were. He groomed them as care-  ' ��������� fully.asthe horses, so that their, sleek  ,* coats shone as glossy as silk,, and he  was so kind With them that they, we're,  as gentle 'as sheep. He named fthein  Jack-and Billyl ' ���������   'o    .   ���������     / ���������<   ������  - X In'his "western ,borne Ike never forgot  - tho faroff ocean.   It had ^beon the one  " hope of his life to be a sailor, but- his  being   sent    west    had   destroyed , 'it.  When .his uncle gave him the steers to  ' break,' the- idea   came,, to   him   that'  though he could never, expect to* tread  the deck of his own ship be could use  ship - phrases' in  the education  of ..his'  oxen and. thus always be reminded of  , his own home beside the sea.   Thus it  was'that Jack and .'Billy were educat-  , '"ed to work,, "broken," totally ignorant  Jof the usual commands by. which oxen  are managed.'   "Gee" and  "haw," "git  up" and* "whoa"  had no meaning for  them  whatever.   It was, "haul "away"  '    and  "port"  and  "starboard','  and  "be-  . luy.r., "Stern .all" xwas back-.   The oxen  r* grew and waxed strong, and his uncle  . often remarked  that he never saw a  , team' that could  do ,more  work  than  '���������'those oxen and Ike.  No'one but Ike ev-  :    er thought of handling them. '       - <  -"  The,nearest neighbor to. the-Haines'  ' was Deacon" Merwin, a' good man aud  pillar of the church.   The good deacon  ' , saw . that   Ike's   yoke   of   oxen, were  workers, and si desire* came over him  to  possess  them.'- .He  offered  to ,buy  them   several   times,   but  Job  always  said - that, tbey   belonged   to Tke   ahd  were not for sale.' The deacon asked  Ike  if  he  would .sell' them,   but  met  with such an indignant refusal that he  felt angered,  but did not give up the  ' idea of possessing the cattle.   Finally  ho went to,Job and said:  "Neighbor 'Haines, if them cattle'U  work gooci every way- I'll give you  $400 for 'em. They're too much property for a boy likeTke to have, and it  is apt to create in him a bad sperrit  aud make him'feel above his elders."  "Well, I don't know, deacon. Tbe boy  sets a deal by them cattle, aud a promise is a promise. I gave them to him  if he would break 'era, and he has, so  I'm bound to keep niy part.".       r  "That's all true enough. Neighbor  Haines, but Ike's onlya boy, and then,  remember, $400 ain't offered every'day  - for a yoke of cattle. Why not sell me  these   and  give   him   another  pair  to.  .break;_that ,'ud do him jist as well?"  The deacon's $400 and. persuasions  finally weakened Job's scruples, and  he gave in. The deacon was to try  them,   aud   if  they   worked  all   right  .was to have them for $400. How to  tell Ike what he hade done was a poser  to his uncle. His aunt declared it a  downright moan piece of business and  told Job plainly what she thought of  him.  It was finally decided not to say  anything to Ike until after the sale had  . been made and Ihe cattle gone. In order that Ike might not be on hand to  see his pets sold he was given a holi-'  day and sent to spend the day at a  neighbor's, a "couple of miles away,  whore there was a boy of his age who  was a sort of chum of his. ;;  - The next.morning'Ike was off bright  and early, and thet deacon was on  hand shortly after.It would not be  fair to Job to say that he did not have  any misgivings. He would have backed out of the bargain at the least  chance, and he really hoped that, the  deacon Would not.be satisfied with  them. The oxen were brought out and  yoked to the cart without difficulty,  though the deacon remarked that they  did seem "kinder stoopid." Job and  the deacon climbed up into the cart.  "Gee up!"  The oxen turned their big eyes round  Inquiringly. "Gee up. there!" repeated  Job.  But they did not move a hoof.  "That don't appear like good breaking," remarked the deacon.  "They're broke all right," replied  Job. "Come, gee up, there!" At the  same time he gave each a prod with  the goad. In response to the prodding  the cattle walked off toward.the open  gate,  in  which   direction  their  heads  ���������   Then ,.Iob  But   they  be  as   well  happened to be turned.. Job did ,not  want them to go in the road, so' he  shouted out. "Hoy, hoy!" to turn them  around; but the oxen had no idea what  "hoy" meant, and so kept going  straight ahead. Job shouted louder  and struck Billy with the goad. They  quickened their gait into a trot and  turned out ,into tbe road,  shouted, "Whoa, whoa!"  did'not mind that either.  ' "They, don't appear to  broke as I reckoned on." remarked the  deacon as he stood in the cart and  viewed the proceedings.  "They're broke well enonjrh." replied  Job, rather nettled, "but I'm strnnge to  them. Nobody but Ike ever 'drove  them."   , ,  "Well, turn them about," said the  deacon.     t ',- '  But theyjpaid no heed to any command, and finally, exasperated.������������������ Job  struck them both with the goad, and  they started at a< full 'run down the  road. Clattery ,bang the'cart went,  and -both Mob 'and the , deacon ' were  compelled to hold on the" cart stakes to  prevent bciug bounced out of the cart. ���������  , "Stop 'em! Stop 'em!" shouted' the  deacon.    "I   want  to  get  out. . Whoa!  Whoa!"   Whoa,   you   varmints!",    But,  the oxen only tossed theirrheads and  ���������ran tho faster; "Stop .'em, can't yon?"  Job was downright mad by this time.  "Stop.'em*yourself, you old fool!" snapped he.'' "You know as'much how to  stop 'era as I do.".  ��������� ,  ��������� ."We'll" be chucked out and killed!"  shouted the deacon as the cart banged  over a stone.  Tho ; oxen were now thoroughly  frightened and running away, for fair,  and both men'were7badly scared and  holding on for dear life. All at once an  idea struck Job.  "Say, 'deacon,   can't  you   talk   some  sea talk to 'em? That's what I've allers  ��������� beard-Ike talk to 'em," he called out as  ��������� the cart bumped along.  "Brother Haines, such sea talk as  I've heard ain't proper fer a pillar of  ,the church to repeat, and I'll call meet-  in' on you fer this if we git out alive,''  replied the deacon, with as much, dignity7 as "he< could assume-while holding  to the stake.  "Do try, deacon!" shouted the terrified Job.   "It may save our, lives."  Just then the cart gave a'fearful  lurch, and the deacon banged his (hea'd  against the stake he was holding to  with' considerable force. - This made  "him boiling mad in addition to.his feax\  "Splice the main, brace! Shiver my  timbers! Pipe all hands to grog!" and  then, as that had" no effect on the frantic team, "Boat ahoy!" and then, losing  all control of himself :,VAhoy! Ahoy!  Drat^you. you blankety^blank brutes!",  and the deacon let our such a string of  profanity'that Job turned a shade'or  two palei\  While this was going on the oxen  had got over considerable ground. The  people along the road gazed in open  mouthed astonishment to see two such  staid "citizens going, along so furiously  with an ox team and were terribly  scandalized at their apparent hilarity.  ' - Ike, totally unconscious of what was  going on at home, was plodding along  toward his chum's when he heard a'  fearful clatter coming behind him.. He  turned and could hardly believe his  eyes. There came his pets Jack and  Billy at a furious pace and his uncle  and the deacon in the ca'rt.  "Stop 'cm, Ike! Stop 'em!" shouted  his uncle when he saw Ike.  Ike stepped to one side of the, road,  jind as the cattle dashed up called out:  "Belay, Jack! Belay. Billy!" At tho  sound of the familiar voice and command they stopped at once and went  quietly up to their young master.  "I'll have the law of you for this,  Job Haines," snarled the deacon as he  painfully descended from the cart.  "And I'll call church on you!" retorted Job as he rubbed his bruises. "I  won't belong to any church with a  man that kin swear like you kin. A  purty deacon you be!"  "If I had a brat like that, I'd skin  him alive!" roared the deacon as he  glared at the bewildered Ike.  "Isaac, take them cattle home at  once,'\ said his, uncle. "As for this  wicked man here, I shall never notice  him again."  Ike took the cattle home. His uncle  walked. His aunt told him about the  contemplated sale, and, though he expressed commiseration for his uncle, it  is doubtful if he felt any. His aunt  said it served them just right. Ike  kept his oxen. ������������������#**  of solemn emphasis on matters which  were of no interest. .. Nothing came  from him that was of use to me that  day or, in fact, any day.".  OUR GERMAN   FRIEND.  Genins  Tliat Will ,Win.    '  ' A certain hardware store in this city  employed as clerk -a, genuine eighteen  carat genius. They did not know it  at the time, but they are firmly convinced of it now.      ���������   r  '  One day a country customer came in  to buy some.pq.wder to, use on a bunting trip. The new man waited on him  and, not being thoroughly "on'to the  ropes'," gave him blasting powder by  mistake.  The next clay the purchaser brought  back the lumpy blasting powderto exchange for what he originally asked  for. Here is 'where' the new clerk's  genius displayed itself. Instead of taking back the blasting powder on the  spot he tried to( argue the country customer into- buying a coffee grinder,  with which the blasting powder  might be ground to the requisite fineness.  ������������������ Sad to relate, he failed, but he made  h great hit with his employers never-  thcless.���������Sy.'ipuwp Hpn������ld. ������  STOP YOUR  FRETTVn*.-   '    ,-  Wh������: tilings don't come alrng- your^way,  Can't hurry 'cm by freUin';  If clouds o' cue cbscuie your Car,  Can't ehasp 'cm off by fretti-'. .  'Your tears jest' irrigate your \<oe  An' fiPblien up .in" liuJp -.'1 sjrpw ���������  .Don't wash it out o' ii'^i'.t, slri* so  There Jjin't no use in 'frcttin'.  TLe'heavy load you have to bear ,  Ain't lightened up by frettin';  The, sonow vulnuess in the air  Ain't- skcercd away'by frettin'.'  If d-bt is"(Towdin', rent,is due,  .    No cash ic hand an"1,you are blue, ,  Brace up an' be a' man, fur you  .   Can't square yourself by frettin'.  Younj* feller, if jou git the'jilt,  There ain't no use o' frettin';  '  Remember that th'e milk that's spilt p  Can't be.restored by frettin'.  There's jest as good fish in the sen  As ever'struck the net, an' she '    t  Ain't wuth a iigh'o* misery;  So don't you go to frettin'.  If Ch'awlcy quits you in a huff,"  Dear girl, don't go to frettin'; .  It's mebbe jest a cranky>bluu*  That isn't wuth the frettin',  An' if he don't return .you'd ought  L"  To'thank the Lord you wasn't caught  In sich a trifler's.trap an' not ,  Go round in tears a-frettin'.  No matter what your cares an* woe^  Don't humor 'em by frettin'; ,  If hard luck aims her heavy tilows,  Strike back; don't go to frettin'.  Screw up your nerve an' hold'your grip  ��������� An' keep a frozem upper lip7.  Fur anythin' on earth kin whip '  The inan that gits to frettin'.  X- ' ,        .���������Denver Port'  To   Memory  Dear.  Missionary���������Surely you remember Mr.  Twaddles,. who preached to^your tribe  three years ago!  Ugi UjiIji--Oh, yes, I remember him  well!   He was delicious!  Carlyle  and   Bores.  Whether Carlyle was a dead failure  or not is a moot point, but he certainly  did not knoyv , how to put up with  bores. "The art of being savage to  those people" or "such things"���������as he  would have designated themr-which  Scott so signally lacked, was possessed  by him in its perfection. What he  could "least endure," we are told, was  being bored. "The anathemas which  he heaped on unfortunate bores exceed  Ernulphus' in exquisite variety."  A whole museum.might be filled with  Carlyle's bores alone. He obtained access to the immortals, and they bored  him. To his acrid humor Charles Lamb  was something less, almost, than a  bore. Coleridge, whom he had not  been disinclined to revere, was a bore  of the most oppressive kind. "He hobbled about with us," writes the irreverent Thomas, "talkine with a kind  Anent  Teeth.  "I notice in the morning paper," remarked Newton Benedict at tho break-  Cast table, "that there has been found the  skeleton of a mastodon which had teeth  weighing nearly ten pounds each. I can't  see what the beast would want with such  large food grinders."  "Why not?" queried Mrs. B. "I understand it was a large animal."  "Yes," answered, Newton,. . looking  moodily at a plate of homemade biscuits,  "but you must- remember that it lived  many "thousand years before cooking  ichools were even thought of."���������'Salt  S^ake Herald. -  1    'Bloodless   Surgery.  Dr. Jokichi Takamine, a Japanese,  claims to have'discovered the possibility' of bloodless surgery through the  medium of a chemical composition called adrenalin. By the local application  of adrenalin in solution operations may  be performed, it is said, on the nose,  ear and eye without the spilling of a  drop of blood. Thus has it been dem-  onfjtrated that the discovery is the  most powerful medicine known and  at the same time it might be said the  most expensive. At present it costs- a  dollar a grain.       ,  be  A  Paradox.  "I   would   rather   be  right than  president." said tue statesman.  "Well." said the friend, "it's a little  paradoxical, but I suppose it's proper.  You say in substance that for the sake  of being right you  left"  are willing to l#e  ,   Now the kaiser, who is wiser  Than he������used to be.  , Is unbending and extending  Hands across the sea. ,  ILong we doubted, oft we scouted,'   '  c   Friendship he professed,  For we couldn't, ari'd we wouldn't  '��������� Class him with the rest.  There were others true "as brothers  When we needed friends,  And we thought the kaiser-sought the  Means to gain his ends.'  We suspected he directed  At Manila bay.  When that, clashing ,with our daghin?  Dewey ne'ared a fray.  Oft we censured, and we ventured  Criticisms hot..  Oft upbraiding him for aiding  In some German plot. ��������� '  ' (..  But the kaiser piays surpriser.  In a pleasing style;  Now he's glowing and is showing  Us how he can smile.  He's admiring and desiring    <���������  Uncle Sam's good will;  ���������* How, to gain it-and retain it  Is the aim of Bill.. ,  .', So we're grasping, warmly clasping  Hands across the sea,  For the kaiser now is wiser,/  And the same are we.  Tlirony.-Ji   tl������e  Ice.  1==l=J������r������S<r^'&������"Vi-M ,';; .-v.kJWwirMr..          ~7&  ������$������>*  Mr.   Fish���������Don't  let  him   up.   Finny,  until lie pays for that skylight.  ; Tlie  Climax.  They were young and romantic.  and  although the minute  hand  was point-'  -ing to 12 o'clock, the}; stood upon'the  porchegaziag at tlie stars!  "That's Jupiter, "dear, fisn't it?" she'  murmured.'  "Yes, pet-, and that is Sirius,", he' ve-  plied, pointing'to another star.  "Are you serious?" she cooed.  He'kissed   her.    Tben^  pointing  upward, hecsaid:  ��������� "That's Mjirs, dove."  "And that's pa's," she whispered, as  a footstep sounded inside.  ' And if the young man hadn't "scooted"   he  would   have  seen   moi;e  stars  than he e^or dreamed of.  More   Itiike   Himself.  Miss Fcatherhead ��������� I hope you arc  fpoliiijr better today. Mr. Borehara.  Mr. B.���������No; I'm very dull and low spirited.  Miss F.���������Ah, but you seem more your  seifl ^  The   Correct   Dinpriiosls.  "What's de matter wid yer?"  "Dp (lector says it's de mumps, but I  know it's me heart, Mary."���������New York  J ournal.  ��������� THE TROTTING CIRCUIT..  Contralto.'2:12%,' by The gcuqueror, "  elands IU hands.,  xl Kentucky trotter named Hash  is  nsired by'Mincemeat.  Hal MeEwen. 2:10%, pacing, wears  22 ounces of weight on each front foot.  Evolu.e. 2:ViV2. has raised four colts,  and  was not  broken to  harness  until,  she was 8 years old.  '    Rustler., by Hustler Russell, has won',  eight   racss   already   this  season,   and-  taken a record of 2:13^.  '    .7cim A. McKerron, ,1, 2:12V:. is being  slowly drawn to, racing form at Cleveland.    ,He   worked   in   2:13   tlie   other.,  day and can,brush at a terrific gait.  Four pacers by Direct, 2:Qo]/j. have'  stepped into ('lie 2:13 list this year. AIL.  are out of record mares, aud three--  were green when'-ihe season began.  Ncorctta.   2:11 Vi,   the  famous  young-  California mare, made bin- eastern debut  at   Iledrick    recently.    Sht-    won,  aud- the .critics report  her  up  to  her v  reputation.   .,/'���������'.     '       ���������  Disguise II,, though in England, is;  .still left In tin- annual champion.  Prince of, Melbourne aud Ildriin, with  110 pounds each, are now the pick of  the-3-yrar-olds engaged.  ' Add Prelissa. l/y The Prelate, to the  list of double 2:10 producers. She is '  now the dam of Bob .Filxsimmons. 4,  2:07%. and Alpha W." 2:(J,3-7i. both  pavers, by .Iudgi> Norval.  'John   il.   Gentry,   2:00V1>.   wore  ban���������  dagos behind   in his race at Windsor,  Pa.,   and   it .is .reported   that  he   has,  broken down.    It  hardly seems likely-  that he will,ever cross tbe 2:00tliue:  / The,sturdy, old trotting stallion. Mc-.  tcor.   2:17^. -now   21.   who   made   his.  record in 1SU7 at'the age of .IS. won a,  free,-for-all. for a Si,000 purse, at'Ever-.',  ctt.'Wash.. July -l. beating five others.  . It was trotted in a sea of mud. and. the1- ���������  best time was 2:371/(;. *>    <  x   ,<���������  ���������    ���������    STAGE "GLINTS';    ���������     a '  'It is said that Greece''and Spain in*,  tend to establish national theaters.  fTh'e Forest- Lovers" will lie drama-",  tized for Charles Frohman by Ed.ward'  Rose.   ' ���������������   '  Edua May will lake a vacation until'  November, when she will return t'o-t'oe  London .stage.       ,    , '.  ���������   Mrs. Brown Potter and Kyrle'BeP.ow  may appear in a new dramatization-of  '���������"The Duke's Motto."  Deila Fox is resting at Liberty. N. Y., '  and is said to be recovering her health;.,  rapidly,-and with it her voice.1  '    ���������������������������The Great Silence" is the name of a-  new English piny treating of the Norib  "American  Indian on   Fenimore Cooper  lines.   -"-'',  At the ��������� .recent , performance of  "Fa������:;t" in Windsor castle the queen  decorated' -ISdouard de, Reszke with tlie-  Victorian order. ��������� >  Governor   Heard    of    Louisiana   lias'  signed  the Howard  bill Co prevent the  piracy   of   manuscript   plays,   and   tho  law is now-in effect in ihut^starc  A rumor comes from New York UiPt  Isabella Evcson. who is an actress of  Cine ability, has been engaged for the-  leading role in "The Kinji of the Opium  Ring."  Stephen Phillips, whose poetical tragedy of "Paola and Fraorosea" recently  caused .some talk mnnuL- Artistic people-  in Louden, has wiiiten a new drama of  somewhat the same sort.  Eugenie Doche. who was the first woman ^o act tbe role of 1'nrguerite Gau-  tbier in Alexandre .l>u������;ias "La Dauu>  a;ix Cornelias." known here as "Cam-  ilie," died in Paris the oilier day at tha-  Oge Of 77 years. l "     .  Illnstrated   Quotations.  "LEST WE FOKGET.  ���������Rudyard Kipling.  ���������Wyoming'*   Hole   In   tlie  Wall.  Hole In the Wall, in Wyoming, may  have some resemblance to Doono valley, so picturesquely described by  Blackmore in "Lorna Doone." The  Wyoming cleft in the hills, like the  vale in Devon, was for a long time  the refuge of outlaws, and the entrance Is to be blasted out to afford  more ready access to the valley. Readers of John Ridd's stirring account of  the attack upon the stronghold of the  British freebooters will look with interest for the details of the explosions  at Hole In the Wall  ���������   ', r; v |  ���������A  'A ''ft-T'j^? ~nM.'JG: '  *J^:S:fe&^.."^^  wmmsm  **h*������^MM ^w^t^^y?WTlff)>?gyf^f-  ^JS?Tffl?fl'-r ^^*>^-^ittfa!ajai'fcfa3'"7l'f' .?������#*������=.������������������������������������������**���������������������'������������������������'"-���������  iff'  (i  H  ���������ii  w  ;S  '1*  w<  Vi'.i  I ���������<, -  m  < n  ::,V  r:v  HOW WE  MARKET  FRUIT.  \V?i>   Xot Acco������iv.������o<ln*e tlie Conium���������  i.t?���������A   KInt   S^roru   F&rcttiuovs.,  A :e\v weeks ago there came to my  'phtee rwo bright young men from Bel-  "������:om.   graduates   from   a    university,  "'������������������.'.��������� ho I���������������ad been traveling over our states  - tor shi, months visiting our transpovta-  iUn: industries.    They had money and  '  l'':-.iM-e and intended to locate here, and  i.huv had decided that the fruit iudus-  <.���������������������������, oji'ered'the greatest inducement of  r;j,.vrh:ng they had discovered ill America    They criticised some of our raeth-  ������.. y    They, said to, rue:'  "ono trouble is you place your stuff  '.".   me   market  at  any   place   at  all,  'vtv.<uhcr it is overloaded  or  not, and  "tl'���������������,'���������.������, roo, you put it in n barrel.    If. 1  v..-,!":'to buy an apple, I buy two for  i> or three for 10. cents.    I pay $10 a  h;ut,",rJ at that rate, but I can buy (he  v.'ijnie,barrel at $'.75 to $2.   But if you  i������,-e tft::ying at a hotel you don't have  .,.rY j"om  for that much. c You. fowe  a i.'.:j;ily to huy a barrel, and the way  -:. y 'iave ofjliving in flats and all that  <vo;i oi thing you have no place to'put  s!-v-:u   ojie.So they   are  put  under  the  I"-.!. and that is not a good  place Lo  . pnt  acploh..    And   then   if .you  buy a  ;..-'<ali   (i.iantity  you  pay  an   extrava-  fia-it price." , ,   .  Ilser-ms to me the one great business  roiiit iu our fruit market today, is the  ���������hick of putting the fruit up properly,  ti :lt our peach package of live-eighth  or or.e-balf buuhel is pretty ,l:irge for  f.'iiiiily consumption, therefore they are  -flumped on the.stands. A member of  .cbe "family goes and������ buys a quart or  tva icad thinks he has-'done his duty.  V\'u curtail the consumption of our  S';-'jiLtf when we put them in a basket  b<< large that it has to,'he broken. - We  r.i.iy 'also curtail it by using too small  a basket. Tlie question to be thought  ���������ova and planned out is the largest pos-  eibu- limit we can'sell our' productions,  i' h.-ive spoken to you about rbe neces-'  i-:iLv of growing line fruit. There is,not  {-���������jUij', to 'be any room in a little while  j or tlie man who uroivs inferior fruit  i-.^r for'the man -who packs i'i',uit ells- ,  h-'iiestly or carelessly, saj-s J. Ii. Hale  ">'������������������ Connecticut.  Cbn.ng-iiiS  tiie  CoZev  of Flowers.   ,  i foreign investigator tells of using  ii'-wm,   h^droehlorie   acid   nnd, caustic  ;".'i.ish to; change the color of Mowers.  . V titeryes.lrac,������s were made of various  [rV-d,   parole  and'iilae  colored   dowers*  7:.ad, dilute  Rclntions of the chemicals  ; '.���������:"vntlcned added.    The alum changed  I the lilac.to blue and the rose color to  '. lilac.     Hydrochloric acid changed  the  ; iliac and the light red to a copper red,  :. r-.'.icl iu Komo cases the lilac was chaug-  ;<���������! to green or brown.    Potash transformed tlie rose nnd lilac to green o;'  y- 'low.    Similar resultsu were obtained  v. heu cut {lowers were placed in sblu-  t - is of .the above or by watering vvkh  t.ienj plants grown iu pots.  The fruit ladder shov.'u in the Illus-  IV!) Lion,from Farm and Fireside can bo.  r:ade of auy tough pole of the desired  I-, ngth  and   size.   Before   ripping   the  C\  a FBt;rr IjAddes.  pole bore holes for the rungs. A is n  l:oit to prevent splitting. In use B will  Jit auy crotch of the tree. audC C will  rest upon the ground and not upon one  leg, like common ladders.  nnlefiln o? SiJver Bell Tree.  Halesia tetraptera, popularly known  cs snowdrop or silver bell tree, so called because of the resemblance of its  flowers to the ordinary snowdrop, is  ono of our prettiest shrubs or low  growing trees for large lawns or parks.  It is of a. low spreading habit, blossoming profusely in April or May.  Its pure white pendent dowers are  about five-eighths of an inch in length  ami hang in clusters on last year's  growth. The leaves are about the size  of those 01 the syringa, of a . fine  healthy color without gloss, says  A. Luerrcan Agriculturist.  A. SJaefral Clirttliing: SJir^b.  X.ycium chinense (Chinese Jlatrimo-  rxy Vine) is a' graceful climbing shrub  wi-.ich is very useful for covering rocks,  svamps of trees or anything else where  ;v tall growing vine is not required.  1-Jeither the leaves ncr flowers are particularly ornamental, but tbe graceful  habit of the plant commends it, together with'the fact that in the autumn  tiie bright scarlet fruit gives it a very  f?  rt IMUfMi r  I    \  'Urn   LA'  Asthmrilene Brings Instant Relief and Permanent  Cure in All Cases.  SKNT ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL.  1  TVVriie Your Name and Address Plainly:  1 CHAINS  {��������� ���������      FOR  !> 1  li^' iiJr>'-i V'  Y>- mi  mm.  There is nothing like  AsLhm.ilene.   'Jt  'brings instant relief,   even   in'the   worst  cases.     It cures-when all else fai.s.  TheR.jv. C P.Wells, ������������f Villa, Ridge,  Til., say*: ' "Your trial bottle of Aithma-  h ae reuoived iu good coiiclicinn. '1 uaanot  tell you hoiv thankful I feel for the good  1'ioriVf.d from it. I wna. a si .vh, (jhained  with [jutrid snr's Ihroac find Asfchm.v fur ,'ton  years., I ritsptired i������f i;ver OeiDg cored, I  b-iA- your advtjrciaentent f"r the cure of this  dreanful und t������rineiii.iug ib.-icac^, Asthma,  and thought you had overspokou yourselves'  but resolved'to ^ive it, a {irial. T<> my  aslouiialiaienl, the 'tri:d autcd like u charm.,  Send u/e a full-^ized bottle."  EVERY %ty?**s$  2Et*.  Rev. Dr. Morris Wechsler,  Kahbi of the Cong. Bnai Ibrael.  ��������� New York, Jan. 3, 1901.  Dks Taft Bros'. M-EuicrsR Co.', -   ���������  Gencleinen:    Your A i.ii-tta'-iue is   iin  e^  celluut remedy for Aistlnna and Uay   Fever,  and its cuinp-.idiiiou ulleviaioo   ;������ll  which combine with A.-"������i.n.i.  asuouidhiuq .mil wonder!ul.  roubles  Its suecess������i-J  After having it carefully ana!>zeii, we can state that AsthmaUtie   corifcrina no   opium,  ������������������lorulunc, ohlorofuriu or ether.     Veiy truly yours,     <    '  .   ' REV. DR. MO KRIS WECHSLER. '   ,  , Avox Sriu.N'GS, N. Y.} Feb. I, 1901.  Dr. Tai-t Bros - Mkdiccxk Co.    ��������� ' ,    ' ' ' '  U-utlemt-'u: I * m������ iliis testimonial from a sense of duty, having tested the wonderful etftiut ot your Abthuialeue', fer the cure of A>������thma. My wife has been .affheted with  suasuitHHo ddthma for tne past 12 yearb. Xiaviug uxhausud, my ,o>vn skill cda well as  mauy others,''! chanced to aoe your biguAuuoii your v.iudows oii 130th street' N-;w Y..rk, 1  atojice ohcaiutid ab.)itleoi Asthmcden'tj.. Aly uife com.ueiiced tnKn.ji 11. about -he lirst of  iSovemhtr. I very 300a noticed a radical nnprovemeut. Aster ������hii������g ouc bottle her  Asthma has cUsajipeared and she'll ontiiely frq������ from alt sympcom ������������������ .1 eel that I ca.| con-  sisLeudv ���������c-ciiui'uieuu the meriiciue to all who are afflicted wit'i th^-distressing diseaso  y ��������� Yours respectfully, ' '     O. D. PUELPd, M.D.    ,  fi ' . ?     , . .         r-      _   ��������� ,      ���������  D������. Taw Rbos  Medicine Co. ; ' <Teb, o,^H)0l.  Ueub.cu^-u:-   I was, uoubleu with Asthma for 22 years.    I  have  tried   nun.erous   reme-  of as you .-ee li'^.  Home address, 235 Rivington Street.  S  1LAPI-1AKL,  67 Evksh I2Ur,u d6.. NrwY rk City,  'TRIAL BOTTLE0 SENT ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT  OF POSTAL.  ,   "'  Do not delays  .Write at oi.ee, add.vssh.g DR.. TAFT   BROS.   MEDICINE   C(T,   79,  E.st l30thSo.', New York City. .-"."  ".���������'���������-,   ���������     SOLD BY.-ALL DRUGGISTS.  .HAPPY. HITS.  ������!*���������  A Bunch  of  Good   Th:.���������}���������������������   Proni  ' Yonlcero States*!!!'.������.  He���������I told her I should kiss her every  timo sho pic������icd.  <She���������What was tho result?  "Why, she gijjK'i'd t������i> whole cveuiiuj.''  She���������What does it  roquii-e' besides patience to make a trend lishrrnwi'i?  He���������An utter disre.iraid for the truth.  Patience���������Will ran over a doj,r in his-  automobile yesterday ami burst a tire.  Patrice���������Perhaps the dog was a pointer.  Yeast���������Did you say your wife is lib-  pral minded?  Crimsonbeak���������Why, yes: she's always  ready and willing 10 itiic me a piece ol' it.  The Cannibal Chief���������You say you are"  goinjr to give me a hatter pudding today  for dinner?  The Cannibal Chef���������Yes. your exeellcn-  cy.     We found  a str:  near by yesterday.  nded   ba.iehall  nine  Mrs. Dearborn���������Did .Terry balk when  the minister charged him S3 for marrying you?  Mrs. Wabash���������lie did a little at first,  but finally the parson said he'd do ii  cheaper the next time.  Mrs. Crimsonbeak���������Have you got a  real, live goat at your lodge. John?  Mr. Crimsonbeak���������Why, no, dear. It's  only a dummy���������a stuffed affair.  "Why. don't you know that it's against  the law to have any bogus butter iu your  p'osijession?"���������Yonkers Statesman.  JolIyJiiK   Hi*   Worsliip,  The mayoral chair of a certain town  ������vas occupied by a gentleman of grout  generosity. Among the applicants who  sought relief from him during his; .tenure  of o/lice was a well known local cha'rac-:  ter, who asked the loan of a few pounds  to buy a donkey and cart and set up in ,  the rag and bone business.  "Well, Tim," said the mayor, "if I give  you this money how are you going to pay  me?"  This was a poser for Tim, but a thought  struck him, and he blurted out:  "Well,   yer   worship,   if   ye   are   kind  enough to give me the money I'll tell yer  what I'll do���������I'll  name, the donkey atter___  yer'worship."���������Tit-Bits.  Slips  of the  Pen.  "I am open to conviction." said the  burglar, and he was-right. Eight years  and six months was the sentence.  There is a deal of firing at random, but  it is always some one e.lse who gets hit.  A miiu who rents says a six story recommendation usually goes with a two  story house.,  When a young man calls on a girl nnd  the old folks immediately leave the parlor, it is safe to propose.���������Los Angeles  Herald.  ASSESSMENT ACT AND PROVINCIAL  REVENUE TAX _ -      '  Comox District. .   ���������  X T OTICE is hereby given, in  accordance  *���������'*       with the   Statutes,.,  that   Provincial  vinue T.ix, and   o.ll    taxes   levied   under  ** A.-s< ssiiient Act. are   now   due   for the  year 15)01.    Ah tin-above uameo taxes cot-  let ��������� Udtj v^ithin the Conmx Di-nnet ate   payable at my olBce. at  the Courc House Cumberland.    Assessed t-ixes  are collectible   at  the'tollowing rates, viz:���������  If pud on or before June 30th, 1901:���������  Threi-hffchs ot one   per   cent,   on  real  property.  Two  and  oue-half   per   cent,  on  assessed  value of wild land.  - One-half of one per cent,   on   yersoual property.  Upon Mich excess of iucoaie���������  Class A.���������On one thousand dollars and not  e>cet:dirg ten thousand dollars,   one   per  cent,   up   to live  thousand   dollars,   and  two yer eeut. on the lemainder:  Class B ���������On ten tlmusat-.d dollar', and not  -  exoedjng twenty   thousand   dollars,   one  and one-half per cent, up to ten thousand  dollais, and two and one-halt per ctnt, on  tbe remainder :  Class 0.���������Ou twenty thousand dollars, and  not; exceeding torty thousand dollars,, two  and oue-half per cent, up to twenay 'hous-  and dollars, and three   per  cent,   on   the  remainder :  Class D.���������On all others iu excess   of  forty  thousand dollait, three per   cent,    up   to  forty thousdi'd   do lars,    and   three   and  oue-lialf per cent, on the remainder.  If paid on or after 1st July, 190):���������    <  Four- fiI'th." of one per cent, on real property.  Three per cent,   on  toe   assessed   value   of  wild land. '  Three-quarters of ono per cent, on pereonal  property.  On yo'much of the income of any person as  exceeds one thousand dollars, in accordance with the following classifications;  upon such excess the .rates shall-be,1  namely :��������� ,l        v      .  Class A.���������On one thousand dollars, and not  exceeding ten thousand dollars, ^one and  one-half per cent, up to' five thousaud  dollars, a^d two and one-half per cent.  011 i he remainder : '���������  Class B.^���������On ten thousand dollars, and not  exceeding twenty thousand dollars, two  per cent, up to ten thousand dollars, and  three per cent, on the remainder :     ,  Class C���������Ou twenty thousand dollars, and  noc exceeding forty thousand dollars,  three per cent, up to twenty thousand  dollars, and three and one-half per cent,  on tbe -remainder :  Class D.���������On all others in excess of forty  ihouaand dollars, thr e and one-naif per  cent, up to forty thousand dollars, and  four per cent ou the   remainder.  Provincial Revenue Tax  $3 per capita.  JOHN BA1RD,  Assessor and Collector.  Cumberland, B.C., 11thJanuary, 1901.  My 22  ill'  m ffl Ml .   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J  Steamship Schedule Effective Tuesday, January 21, 1902  \  S. S. "City of Nanaimo.  Leaves Victoria Tuesdav. 6 rum.', for N������i-  naimo, calling at North Sasnich,  Cowichari, Mtisgravcs, Burgoyne,  Maple Bay, Vesuvius, Chenidinus,  Ktiper, Thetis and Gabriohi. >       '      j  Leaves, N;ina.mo. .Tuesday, 3   p.m.,   for j  Union Wharf and Coniox direct.  Leaves Comox and Union \Vharf Wed-  1   nesday,   r2 noon, for N,tnaimo  and  way ports.  Leaves Nanaimo Thursday, 7 a.m, for  Comox and way ports.  Leaves Comox Friday, 7 a.m., for Nanaimo direct.  Leaves Nanaimo Friday, 2 p.m., for Victoria, calling at Gabnola, Fernwood,  Ganges, Fulford and North Saanich.  Leaves Victoria Saturday, 7 a.m., for  Island Ports, calling- at North Saanich, Cowichan, Musgraves, Burgoyne  Maple Bay, Vesuvius, Chemainus,  Kuper, Thetis, Fernwood, Ganges,  Fulford and Victoria, when freight or  1 passengers offer.  Special-arrangements-can be'made for  steamer to call ai other ports than, those  above mentioned wben.sufficient business  is offered.  The Company reserves the right lo  change sailing dales and hours of sailing  without previous notice.  GEO. Ii'. COURTNEY,  Traffic Manager  Black. Diamond Nursery  QUARTER WAY, Wellington Road  HTTTCHEflSflg 1  FERRY  20,000 Fruit Trees to choose from.  Larg-p Assoitment of Ornamental  Trees, Shrubs and Evergaeens.  Small' Fruits   in   Great   Variety.  Orders   by   mail   promptly   attended to.  ' iv.'i������i  a!2tc  P. O   BOX.  190.  SMOKE   ,:;  KURTZ'S OWN  KURTZ'S PiOMEER, or  KURTZ'S SPANISH BLOSSOM  ��������������������������� oxg-.a^:r,s ���������������������������';���������.:���������';  jgar*The'Best in B. C.  and made  by Union Labor in  rtZ'.'&.Cp's,  pioneer <3igar Jfactot  Vancouver,  B.C.  onnBDNtiaunui  TO THE EEAF.  A rich lady cured .of her T)eaf-  ness and Noises in the Head by  Dr. Nicholson's Artifcial Ear  Drums, gave $10,000 to his Institute, so that deaf people unable to  procure the Ear Drums may have  them free. Address -,;No," 14517  The Nicholson Institute, 780  Eighth Avenue, New Yuxk., U.S.A.  tfl  IIKS /THE 'CUMBERLAND ..NEWS  Issued Every  Wednesday.  W. B. ANDERSON,       -     - EDITOK  j_\utj coiuums or 1'hk Hews arc opeu to dil  who wish to exprusa therein views on  matt-  ' rs of public   luterest.  While we do not hold-ourselves responsible for the utterances of correspondents, we  reserve the r ght of declining to insen  ommunications uunecessaiily personal.   -  - WEDNESDAY,  AlAY'28,4190;a.   '  SOLD BY ALL NEWSDEALERS: 10c  Our fee returned if we fail. Anyone'sending sketch and description of  any invention will promptly receive our opinion free concerning the patentability of same. " How to obtain a patent" sent upon request. 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We have ��������� a' WaBhinjfton offlrwvf  J������W!f!57*"������EBiCAH,  fit' i.     , I  ���������   Address1  -- ft  . IV3UMN   8l   CO.      '- '    ''-������������������������'"  JOl JUioarf.wni   X<������-   v. ......  .���������    ,  oooooooopp pooboouoo  T am prepared to  furnish Stylish Rigs  and do Teaming at  reasonable rate's.  O  O-  O  C  o  ������ D. KILPATRICK,     o  o . Cumberland .������  1 oooooooooooooodoooo  ZEim R0D3  REPAIRED  Flies of any Pattern Tied to Order.  Fancy Inlaying wood in and metal.  French Polishing.  Apply        ,,  j ' NEWS OFFICE.  ,,'"���������7 '"'VI  ' \A,&  1    " (  <r   /     " (i I  f.  \u  *.���������*  IS   **> -  . i.. y  ������   ^  ���������\  t> ''"^.^-^.creret^gSMwara.ttTOi^ Vi^  X  I  I-  , s  ! J  jit  I:  i  u -  li .  ,!���������  1  m  Wx  19  iff  Mil'  Ui  "if-  t r  7>7  I  LADY HALLE.  She I������ "Violinist to Queen AlcxrtncJra  ��������� '' of England.  Lady'Halle, although not an English  (Woman born, is one of the most popular -women in London and has acquired  fame other than that conferred upon1  her by her title. Lady Halle is an accomplished musician, and so highly is  her ability thought of in royal' circles  that upon coming to,the throne Queen  Alexandra appointed her court violinist. The English regard Lady Halle as  ibejflncst of all women violinists, and  on the occasions "\yhcn she performs in  public she is greeted with unbounded  enthusiasm. 7      ������������������ '  Lady Halle's maiden name was Wil-  helmiua Neruda, and she was' born in  shoes which present a brave front, but  are run over at the heel and ugly  enough. Would that happen where a  long mirror and a band glass were in  daily use"/ We are none, of us above  tbe possession of a certain amount of  pride and vanity which can give us  some very, uncomfortable hours when  they are hurt.��������� Kosion Traveler.  powder'instead of soda in the proportion of a large handful of boras powder to ten, gallons of boiling water.  They save in soap'nearly half.   ,  .     -     ' ��������� LAD! HALIiE.  . Brunn, Austria.  She began to give concerts when only six years old.; In 18G4  ' Bhe married the Swedish musician L.  Norman, the court conductor'at Stockholm; Sweden,'and. after he died she  became.the wife,of Sir Charles Halle,' a  distin~guisheds pianist and conductor of  . London. ���������    ' ".   -    $  * Arnong her many highly prized musical  instruments*  Lady   Halle  treasures the  most Valuable violin in the  7  iwoi'ld.  It������is a Stradivarius which for-  -merly belonged'to Ernst and. is valued  ttt$lb,00O. ,  Syracuse'* Orisjinal Cnndy Girl.  Mary^ Elizabeth Evans of Syracuse  needed'mbney, and she went to work  -In a clever way to make it. She' prepared the way for a large candy trade  by having a booklet printed which con-'  Bisted .of brief letters from Syracuse  phj'sicians who'bought candies from  her, tolling in a few words what they  thought of them.  One of this bright girl's plans was  the establishment of .a showcase at  Which all customers help themselves.  In the case are neatly piled'boxes of  "Mary Elizabeth's" homemade candy,  ��������� phile at one end of the case is a glass  nnd wood cabinet with double doors.  Swinging from one of the doors is a  sign printed, in red and black, which  reads as follows:  "Open these dcors. Take what you  Wish. Leave co^t of goods taken. Make  your change from my till. Trusting to  customers' honor. Please close the  doors; 'Mary Elizabeth Evans."  In this cabiuet there is an assortment of candy neatly done up in boxes, each bearing a medallion of tho  maker and the words "Mary Elizabeth" in a facsimile of the maker's  handwriting. On the lower shelf ot  the cabinet is the till, with places for  the various denominations of change  and a long space for bills. The customer is expected to opeu the doors,  make his choice, place the money in  /the till, make change if necessary and  close the doors.  , 'Miss Evans says she has found her  .change correct so far.���������Grocery World.  The U������e of Mirror*.  A full length mirror is as necessary  to a woman as her comb and brush.  Have you ever felt the sho^k of being  brought suddenly face to face with a  mirror which cruelly showed up every  Imperfection of your makeup? Did you  ;, forget how your dress skirt bobbed up  in front or hung in unsightly scallops?  Did you relish the misfit of any one or  1 your garments or the ugliness of your  feet? Those things never could have  happened to the woman who made a  full length mirror her best friend.  There are women who have no use  for a hand glass. They can be picked  out by their unbecoming hats, badly  dressed haii% careless neckwear and  crooked dress seams. If tbe hand glass  told them that, the middle of a dress  skirt was an inch or two beyond the  Immediate back of the waist, readjustment would follow. If the hand glass  showed one side or the back of a hat  to be hideous, the pretty front would  , be forgotten, and the hat would remain in the possession of the milliner.  Women calmly walk down the street in  Bmnnctpntlou   In   Mnrrtncre.  Though there can be no emancipation  from marriage, this is not saying' that  there may not be emancipation in marriage, says William M. Salter in The  Atlantic. Marriage,-is not necessarily a'  one sided contract in which the woman  agrees to obey or to serve. To consent  to make oneself another's ^subject or  servant is unworthy of'a human being  even if done freely. In law we do not  allow one person to soli himself into  slavery to another. The contract is null  and void. There is^no reason in morals  why a woman should put herself at the  beck and call of a man. Any'true marriage is a relation of equals. It is a relation in which the freedom of each is  respected, by the other. It is a relation  of mutual service in which force is  never used, in which command is never  heard.  If the wife is .obliged to submit  to her husband, that is barbarism, no  matter who,  what  rite,   what' Bible,  ��������� what law, sanctions it.  Authority may  be  excused over children, it may be  justified in the state, but to the extent  it is exercised between 'partners in the'  , marriage relation the beauty, the sa-  credness, of the relation is gone.  ,    ,, Managriugr  Children.  Once convince the children that' you'  have confidence in them, and it is seldom that it will prove-';to be a" misplaced trust, but treat them- as small  criminals, and even-..the babies will  soon discover a way tb circumvent the  keepers'of/ hidden treasures.  The crown of a crushed straw hat  should be dampened with cold water  and stuffed very Tightly with old, soft  paper. Then put to dry in a hot place.  It will be blocked to its original shape.  Mildew on leather may be removed,  bo it is said, by rubbing gently with a  soft cloth dipped in'Ueroseue. Polish  with a bit of soft rag.  Some Japanese young girls when  they desire to look extremely captivating gild their lips.   '  ' One  of   the   prettiest' plants   for  banging basket is the coral gem.  Some Recognition  a  , Cast  Off  Clothes.  " Don't throw away the cast off clothes  of the "grovsn ups." The economical  woman should be wise enough, to study  out'the possibilities *of-old cloth, and  when she has once learned the art of  making over she can keep her children  nicely clothed with a very small outlay  of, money. Among the many useful ar-''  tides which can be made from men's  tsuits when they are past renovating is  a nice suit,for the small boy or a styl-'  ish jacket for the little girl. >  A dress'that-is partly worn will still  contain ample material' for'a' small  dress, and if o.no has no natural 'talent  for making pretty new garments from  old material it is an art that can be ae-'  quired and?is well worth the trouble,  especially in a household of limited  means.. '       ' c   '   ,l  Drooping1  Plumes.  One of .the most melancholy spectacles is a hat bedecked with gray, drooping0 and forlorn ostrich feathers that  were once snowy, white'and now look  quite as though, life were not worth  living since their curls had disappeared. It is always best to send them to a  professional cleaner when they r have  been reduced to this sorry plight, but  for'those who cannot avail themselves  of bis services the following method of  cleaning is recommended: Cover the  feathers with a paste made of pipeclay  and water, rubbing them only one way.  When dry, shake to free them of the  powder and then curl them with an  ivory paper cutter or the back of a silver knife.  The  Evening:  Lamp.  Many housekeepers think that to  turn down a lamp saves oil. In point of  fact, it does nothing of the'kind. The  same amount of oil is consumed, only  that which is "not. burned in a flame  passes off as"gas. You can notice this  at once on entering a, room where a  lamp has been turned low for auy  length of time. Besides the disagreeable odor the gas'is most injurious to,  flowers or plants that may be near it.  If little light be required,-a small lamp  with a small wick should be kept  tarned up to its proper height.  Tnbs  an* Pnil*.  When a talented young girl went  to Mine. Janauschek for advice' as to  make them tight again; for tbe reason  that the water"put into them to swell  the wood runs out "about as fast as it  is poured in. To obviate this difficulty  stuff the vessel with straw, placing a  stone or other weight on top, thou pour  the water In. While much of it will  still run out, the straw will retain sufficient to materially aid ^accomplishing the desired end.  Water  and  Cooking.  In making tea or coffe������ or in cooking  vegetables water that has been allowed  to boil should not be used. When juices  are to be extracted from food, soft water should be employed. When the object is to retain them, hard.or salted  water is best. Vegetables that are to  be served without the liquor should be  cooked in only sufficient water to keep  them from burning, otherwise much of  their nutritive qualities will be lost.  ���������Wash For Dark Hair.  A wash recommended for dark hair  Is made by melting half an ounce of  castile soap in a quart of hot water in  which an ounce of carbonate of soda  has been dissolved and adding to it an  ounce 'of spirits of wine and a few  drops of violet or other perfume essence. After applying night and morning brush the hair for about ten minutes.  The  Holland   Woman's  "Way.  The washerwomen of Holland and  Belgium, so proverbially clean, and  who put up their linen so beautifully  white, use refined borax as a washing  Getting- Even./  ', In the crowd "that .filled a Muloerr>  street auction room were two Italians  who watched tbe'sale with,interest and  enjoyed the badinage- for which the  auctioneer is noted. One of the Italians ' bid on some household article,  and it was instantly accepted.  "What's the name?" asked the auctioneer,as he opened the" salesbbok.  "Pietro Dionozella,"-' answered the  buyer, '������        X '  '  ' "Oh. that's too much!' I'll put down  'Peanuts, 50 cents.' You're on," said  the auctioneer-as he rattled off the next  article. The*other Italian bid enough  to secure the article, and his name was  requested.  "Patricka O'Sullivana," quickly answered the Italian.   ���������  "Well," mused the auctioneer, "that's  a good old name for a dago. Come,  that's not yours, though."  "You beta it ,isa uota mine." was the  quick reply, "but ita is agooda as-Pea-  nuta. You maka de fun witba.'taliaho  name; I maka fun wida Irish."���������Newark Call. -   %  Mr.  For   Art's  Sake.  .Boughton," the,  English  artist,.  Critic���������Your work seems a little raw.  .Poet���������It oughtn't tb  be.    It's  been  oasted enough.       ���������  He S������v.' Bociile.    <! ,  "That jealous idiot Judkins carao home  tho other evening: and saw two men smiting, at his wife.    One   was  her brother,  just home .from active service."  "Who was the other?"  "The other wn������ tho t'Cfec*1 if too much  red liquor." ,    >   A  Siinerlor Game.  '"oo you'like poio bettor than polf?"  "Oh. yes.    In polo you .e;in' blame the  ���������tad     plays,, on    yonr    pony."���������Chicagt  record.         -    Aerial Golf.  while sketching, in the Alps, was oiie  day in search of a suitable background  of dark pines for a ,picture he had  planned. He found at last the' precise  situation he was seeking, and best of-  all, says Tit-Bits, there happened lo  (be a pretty'detail in the figure of ��������� an  old woman in the foreground.  "I asked the old lady/' said Mr.  Boiighton, "to remain seated until I'  had made a sketch of her. She assented, but .in '-a few minutes asked me  how long I should be. 'Only, about a  quarter of an hour,' I'answered reasr  suringly. ' * ��������� v  "Three minutes or so later she again  asked me- this time \yith manifest  anxiety���������if I should be much longer.  " 'Oh, not long!' I' answered. /But  why do you ask so anxiously?'  " 'Oh, it's nothing.' she sadly answered, 'only I'm sitting on an ant  hill.'" '  A  Puzzler.  The child was four years old. logical,  persistent and curious. r The mother  endeavored in all possible conscientiousness never* to dupmrt from any  statement once made the child as"fact.  One, afternoon this conversation occurred:  "Mother, where- is youi ;grandmpth-  cr")������ ,-  < '    , . -   . ..'  a  'Tn heaven, dear."    <-. . ,.  "Oh!"  . .- -   '    r    -  Silence  and apparent absorption in  toys for a full hour,/then: .  '"Mother, didn't I come from heavr  en?" ��������� ��������� '    '       c  "Of course."  "Well, mother, it's awfully funny  that I doesn't remember meeting your  grandmother there."  Caddy���������That's  right,  fierce!  Swing on \c it  r  'Gee���������  Feeding:  the   Cobra*.     ,   ,  The keepers of the big cobras in the  Central park menagerie and the New  York zoological garden do not find it  easy to supply their" venomous charges  with the kind of food that they specially prefer. In their native land 'cobras live chiefly on smaller and less  dangerous and objectionable snakes,  but although every effort is made to  collect harmless snakes to satisfy the  appetite of the imprisoned cobras at  some seasons they have to be content  with rats and mice, which they do not  particularly like. ��������� Other varieties of  captive snakes are fed mainly on toads,  mice and rabbits. English sparrows  are also purchased for them.  ��������� Color nnd Room Schemes.  The secret of success in artistic  house furnishing Is the harmonious  blending of Avail and floor covering  with the woodwork rather than indis-  ' criminate following of the latest stylo.  For instance, red wall covering is  fashionable and,combines most effectively with woodwork in dusky Flemish  oak, but is thoroughly unsuited to golden oak. which calls for a dull, soft blue  in burlap or cartridge paper.  Fricil   In   Oil.  If fried foods disagree with you and  you are longing for some favorite dis'u  which is' forbidden because of its being  fried, try cooking it in olive oil. This,  as you know, is a vegetable fat and  therefore/not likely to hurt one. Parsnips or carrots fried in olive oil and  salted and peppered to taste are delicious. The oil gives a different flavor  to food, but be sure you have good oil.  Whiz!    And I  ain't had me fee!"���������  '      7/   7  The  Raff  Doll.  Th6 rag doll, so dear to/the child's  heart, should be frequently disinfected  by steaming. At the teething age, when  the child uses his toys for chewing, a  ring of pure gum rubber, slaould be supplied. The cracker ring/ though theoretically valuable, becomes dangerous  when as a succulent mass it is used by  the child to wipe up tho floorr  . *     .   ...  Fired  by an Icicle.  An icicle dropping into a barrel of  unslaked lime started a fire in one of  the buildings at the.new state capitol  at Jackson, Miss., a few days ago. The  watchman turned in an alarm. The  firemen threw water upon the fire, but  that caused hundreds of barrels of  lime to ignite, ^nd the building was  speedily destroyed, the department devoting its attention to saving the new  structure and adjoining buildings.  THE HOME DOCTOR.  Tincture of arnica is the best application for sprains or bruises.  Lemon jujee  (outward  applications)  will allay the irritation caused' by the1  bites-of gnats or flies.  The, juice of .half a lemon in a cup-of -  strong black coffee, without"���������sugar or  milk', seldom fails'to cure a���������sick head-  . ache.    ' , ���������' ��������� '���������  For neuralgia.try wet cloths of alcohol or water or paregoric or laudanum  and water laid on a hot water bottle-  and the part steamed over it..  ���������   An old fashioned remedy for quinsy,',  but,one that is said'to.be effective,.is-  an  onion .poultice ��������� tied on ; under  the-  chin as hot as it can possibly.be borne.'- "���������  For a burn by vitriol or anything else  apply the  white of egg inixed with'  powdered chalk to the,, parts burned'  witli a-.feather.   It will afford instant  relief.  For a pain in the stomach pour a little whisky over a"lump of sugar and  set fire to it.. When the fire has-'died  out, eat the sugar before it, has had '  time to cool and while it' is as hot as-v  you can bear it.   ��������� '   ���������    _ ,,  To make a compress for a wound in>  an emergency,'if there is nothing better at hand, use clean tissue paper. It  is quite'as , efficacious1 and much less-,,  liable to convey injurious impurities  into the wound than strips torn from--  old clothing or a soiled handkerchief. 7  ''Well, youse will have ter pull a  couple more miles 'fore I kin pass a  expert opinion ou yer new sled, .Willie." .    ', '. ���������, "���������' '  ' '   "'    Rnp'ititty;  Now January passes;  'Tia'February next; ;-���������   ���������- '���������  And ere we scarce have time to think.  <       By March's winds'we're vexed.  And then we whisk through-April ,   , ,^  '.���������  To greet the gentle -May,.    "   ��������� *"  And'June is n������iar with'roses   .  -  ���������    As we-swiftly speed our way.'  '   ������'And we pause In breathless wonder  1 To behold the sea~sons~fiy.        -    '   '��������� .  0     If it weren't for Ihe. weather,   ,     '  ���������-  '-  Wg would think 'twas "most Julv.  -Wa������Unffi.on Star.  He SVtis Wiiry.  Uncle Ezra-Oh. no. yen don't get me-  in there. I know a thing or two about  pickpockets.  Bvavevy.  "How brave!" cries the world, with  loud applause.  Yet this  man  has dene  nothing except   rescue  a  beautiful   woman   frouv,  dro wuing.  "Sot a  word of acclamation  has the  world for a man .who rides backward  in the trap which a beautiful woman.'  drives,  UndJocrlminating      world!  Nothing:  Doing1.  OfSce Boy���������De editor said he can't sea  dem.. /  Artist���������Well, you ask him again if he  won't look at them.  Office Boy-r-He did look at dem, but I  tell yer he can't see dem.���������New York  Journal.  A  <  m  - w  ���������\  *1.1  '} A  / *l  >' 1  %'t  TEE CUMBERLAND NEWS  CUMBERLAND. B.C.  EVOLUTION OF PRIVATE KELLY.  Private Kelly, of the 2nd Battal-,  ion Northumberland Fusiliers, is officially dead and' buried. The war  office says so, and it ought to know.  Yet there is joy in Kelly's home at  Byker, for Private Kelly is alive and  in '* the flesh���������unofficially, of course.  Word, was sent from Nooitgedacht,  after the fight-on December 13, 1900  that Kelly had been killed. However, it was' the wrong Kelly who  had'been buried with military, hon--*  ors'-on the field, and so Private Kel-1  ly, is' home, alive and -well, even  though a disgusted insurance com-;  pany has paid over the amount due  upon,  his  death.' <      ', j  Shiioh's  Consumption  Cure  Cures Cotighs and Colds  at onceo ' It has been doing  this for half a century* It  'has saved hundreds of  ' thousands of lives* It will"  save yours if yots give it a,.  chance.   25 cents a bottle*  ', If after using" it yea'ate not  - satisfied with results, go to  '   you* druggist and g-et you.*  irioney hack.     .    ���������    .  A.  IflAMET: REVIEW.  * (Compiled from The Commercial)  of  in  no-  The Publisher of the Best Farmer's  paper in the Maritime Provinces in  writing, to' ���������us state's :'  '< 1 would say'that 1 do not< know  of  a    medicine    that has    stood  the  "test of time ( like MINARD'S LTNI-  MEWT. ���������' It' lias been an, unfailing  remedy in our household ever since  I can remember; cand . has outlived  dozens of would-be competitors and  imitations.  Write to S. C. Weivls & 'Co., Toronto,  .Can., for free trial bottle.  Karl's Clover Root Tea corrects the Stomach  There's  who tries  no  fool like a' young fool  to.actolike an old fool.  , Give,a,'baby half a chance and it  ian smash' more dishes than an im-<  ' ported   domestic.        '     ,    .   .  . Fever and ag"ae and bilious' derangements  are positively cu'eed by the use of f la������me!ee''s  Pills, TJaey! not only cleanse the stomach  'and bowels from all bilious matter, but they-;  open the secretory veeGels, causing; them to {  . pour copious effusions from tho blood into  the bowels, after which tho corrupted ma'-s  is thrown out by vtho natural passage of the  .body. '-/They ara used as a general family  tnedicino with the best rosnltn-  OXJNG  WOMAN���������AGED   21-i'ust  'come into possession of $14,000  ���������wishes to correspond with honest,  intelligent man, who" would appreciate agood, wire."  Box 2,53S Toronto  but.  .7 ,',''���������  minruT.Muii  Blol/Ls1-���������''Do you Uelievo m the efficacy of prayer ? "  SlobbH���������"Well/l belive that if you  pray  for rain it's  bound to  com", iiy  you pray long enough.."  PROGRESS  It doesn't' matter Iioav pretty a  girl looks at the piano; if she,does  not .sound well 'it spoils' the effect. ������t  Keep MAED'S LINIMENT m tfie House.-.  'The    sting3r   man who; gives  th?  things  ho can't use1 '  has a.'strangle,, hold on7charity  away  ho',  Thero is more Catarrh in this section of the  MEDICAL. SCIENCE HAS ADVANCED  EY L.EAPS AND BOUNDS.  Now an Absolute Cure  for  Rheumatism litis been Discovered���������It is (no  .Experiment,    having'been   Success-  ?   fully" Proven   in "Many of the Very,  i',Worst     and -Apparently     Helpless  Cases'. ' '  country, thaa ali other diseases puu together,  and until tho last few years was supnosed to be  incurable.   For a creat many years docixirs pro-,  'nouncod it a'local disease, ana prescribed local i  ' rcmodies, a ad "by constantly failing: so curewith '  local   treatment,   pronounced   is    incurable.  Scioncs has proven catarrh to be a constitution- ,-  at disease, and therefore i'oquiros constitutional troatrceiiU .  Hiill's J.atarrb Cuiy, manufac- ,  'tared by F.J Cheney &,Uo., Toledo, Ohio, is  the only constivational curs on tho market. It  i-i Lalron'internally in doses from '0 drop1* to a  toasrJootiful.,   It acts dii-oetly on tho blood and  ' mucous sur'.aces oi tho system.    Th^y of?or one  hundred dollars'for. any" case it fails to euro. J  Send for circulars and testiivoni iH  /dclross    F J. CJIFNEY SCO., Toledo, O,  ������>������������������>] d by Drufe'tfists, 7."c.  Hail's Eiuni y .Pii-.a ai a tho best. ,  t When a widow calls a man by his  first name it indicates that she has  designs on his last name.  MINARD'S LfflMHT is use3 by Physicians.  Artist   v.inl   VJuv/riaQH.  Ar lists have nnuiy aiiuisin:: and soma  unpleasant oxrerieuces v\ hen trespassing in pursuit o:' subjects for their ait  . When Mr. Bouuhton once s:nv a man  plowing in a Held, he climbed the dividing wall and began to sketch him.  ��������� This was too much l'or the involuntary  model, who strode up to the artist and  said, V'Do you know what I could do  with you?" "I haven't the slightest  idea,'" Mr. Boughtou answered, with a  smile.  "Well," tho burly plowman ,said. "I  could chuck you into the road." "You'd  better not do that." Mr. Boughtou retorted. "Why not go back to your  plow, and I'U whistle for you in half  an.hour7"  To Mr. Boughton's surprise the man  obeyed and hall' an hour later.was duly  'summoned to inspect the7 lihished' picture. . "I-TowV niuclf will they give yon'  for: that?" he asked after critically  surveying the sketch. "Oh, about  ������10!" the' artist answered. "Well,  7 I'm hanged!" the astonished plowman  said,'scratching1 bis head in perplexity.  "I have to plow two months, before I  can earn as ihik-'i ris that."���������Tit-Bits.  7 Nothing;  to   Worry Aliont.  Old Gentleman���������My stars!   Why are'  you smoking on that keg?  Quarryman���������Arra, be aisy. This ain't  ,dynamite. ' It's nuth'iu' but powder.  Comforts of Home.; ,  For the purpose of this o'er true tale  he will be called Blank, because that is  riot his name. A few days ago he  .boarded a car with hi.s wife, a; grip, in  each hand and a bundle under one arm.  A friend on the car hailed him:  "Hello, Blank! Going away for the  summer?"  :     . '  "No; Mrs. Blank is going, but I have  to stay at home."  "Well,Why don't you go too? Business is not rushing just now."  "Oh. I've got to stay at home," said  tfJlank. in tones betraying deep disgust.  ''Somebody's got to be there to empty  the bucket under the drip pipe of that  dod     burned     refrigerator."  Sundridge, Ont., March '29. (Special).���������Physicians and others who  study the treatment and. cure of disease ?havo been greatly interested in  the case of Mv. Wm. Doeg, a, farmer  living iu Strong Township0" about  four miles from. here. '  Mr. Doeg had Rheumatism, so bad  as to be a cripple for years and was  completely < cured by Dodd's Kidney  Pills.  ,  In     order    to  verify  the report  he  was visited at his home and the fol-  | lowing signed statement of the facts  secured :���������  ! ."For four years I suffered excruciating torture. ' I was scarcely an  hour free from pain. The trouble  commenced in my back where it often remained stationary for months,  and so intense was the pain that I  could not lie down or -take rest, but  had to sit night and day in a chair.  "The ' pain would then move to  other parts of my body and when in  my knees I was unable to walk and  confined to ray room.  '"I was treated by several doctors  and also tried many medicines without receiving any benefit. Almost  in despair T feared I would never  again experience the pleasure of being free from painf  "My    attention was at last directed    to   -some    remarkable   cures    of  J Rheumatism by Dodd's Kidney Pills.  '3    bought   a    box 'and  began to  use  them.    I  soon   found   that  they were  helping me a little and so I contin-  ; ued the treatment.  J     "In     a few weeks I was well and  ��������� able to  go  about my work which 1  | not    been    able   to do for over four  years.  j"  '/This    was   years ago and I have  } not since had the slightest seturn of  j the    trouble.    I have worked  j. farm steadily ever since and  i ways felt strong and well.  "I know that Dodd's Kidney Pills  saved my life and restored me to  .health/and strength,  j "I believe they will cure any case  { of Rheumatism, for I never knew as  j bad a case as my own and they  cured me."  on.; the  have al-  Hustling,   bustling men, waste half  their energy in kicking up dust.  WHEAT.  We have to, record another week  dull trade and declining prices  the wheat markets. .There is still-  radical change in the situation in regard lo present or'prospective supply and demand, or prospects for  coming crops, but the speculative  markets in the States'lack the support of buyers,' and are weakened by-  wheat bought at much higher prices  some time "ago, being continually let  go by tired holders, and also by offerings made by professionals who'  consider the selling side the safe one.  The course of these /markets have  been up a little one day and down  again the next, but'tho result is a  decline of li/jc. on the week. - During the last two days a notable increase in export sales is reported  from the Atlantic seaboard, showing  that, as the price dips down, European buyers are ready to take advantage of tho situation and in-'  crease their supplies.  During the week, the market for  Manitoba wheat has been mostly  dull, but on Wednesday and Thursday the decline in American markets  induced some letting go oiv the part  of large / firing, and exporters took'  considerable A'heat al7 tho decline.  Theie has not been much change in  prices from, a werje. ago, until Eri-  (day, a decline of . i;oC to<'%c was  shown, ^ and we quote1 values of 1  -Northern," TOV&'c and 2 Northern, 07^2  in store, at Eort William, Port Arthur or'Duluth. March delivery. For'  May delivery, 1 Northern, 72^c, and,  2 Northern,  69c. , .    '  COUNTRY. -WHEAT��������� The storm  and bad roads' have stopped' farmers' deliveries lo a great-extent and  we note a light movement'this week.  Prices ram;e' from - 55 /to GOc per  bushel for best wheat' to  farmers'.  Liverpool Prices.���������No. 1. northern  spring wheat soldj at -Liverpool "on  .Saturday at Gs ] d.  FLOUJ^Standard brands aro as follows : Ogiivie's Hungarian Patent,  $1.93 per sack of 98 lbs.; Ulenora  Patent," SJ .80: Alberta,' ������1.60; .Manitoba, SI.40; Imperial XXSX, $1.20  M1LLFEED���������Bran, in bulk, per ton-  Sld.'GO;'Shorts, ������16.50. /Delivered in  'bags,  the prices are $1.50 higher.'  GROUND. FEED-Oat chop is quoted at $27 per ton delivered to' the  trade;, barley chop, ;$22 ' per ton;  mixed barley'and oats, S25 per ton;  oil cake, ������27\per ton.       .  OATSr-^-There are Aplenty of oats  .coming to - meet, all* demands and  prices are steady at last week's  range. Reports from Quebec' where  most ot tho surplus of western oats  is being shipped say that the market''there -is easier. Seed oats aro  being freely enquired for but so far  there has been very little actual buying' done. Sellers are asking 4.5 to  50c per bus. for'Seed oats; "35 to* 36c  bushel for feed grades in car. lots on  track in Winnipeg. Prices being paid  to farmers at country points for No.  2 white oats range around 28 to  31c, Brandon rate of freight.  BARLEY���������There is but very little  doing in barley here. The market is  firmer and we quote now 37c to 38c  per bushel of 48 pounds for feed  grades,' and 40c per bushel for malting, on track in'Winnipeg.  HAY���������The market for hay is dead.  Offerings are large and owing to  poor roads, etc., there is but little  demand. . The general idea of the  value is S4.50 per ton for fresh baled on track. Loose hay is worth  about the same as baled.  DRESSED MEATS���������Beef is very  firm owing to prevailing scarcity of  cattle. We quote : Beef, city dressed, 7 to 8c per pound; country, y2c  under these prices; veal, 8 to 9c;  mutton, Sc; lambs, 8c; hogs, 7y2c.  POULTRY-���������Demand is good, and  all offerings are readily taken by  dealers at figures we give. Quotations are : Fresh killed chickens. llv  to ]2V2^ Per pound, delivered here;  ducks and geese, 10 to Lie; and turkeys,  12J/J to 14r.  BUTTDRf-Crea.mtJry- Winnipeg buyers are paying 24 to 26c per lb. net  for   their  supplies  at present.  BUTTER Dairy ��������� Dealers    say  they have never known butter to  be  is at present.   That  Inferior ��������� grades  are  no interest is being-  Wholesale  dealers  per pound,   conunis-  fi'ne butter in tubs,  16 to 17c for ordin-  Seconds     are    only  12c  per pound,  and  Who are Old While Young:,  Whose Vitality is. Wasted,  Whose Nerves are Shattered,  Who Find Life Burdensome,  I-can'cure you with Electricity, as  I have cured thousands of others.  I can make' the blood circulate in  your veins, the nerves tingle with  vigorous life and the spirit of  energy show itself in every move  of your body.     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SPECIAL' NOTICE���������If you have an old belt of another make which has burned "and  blistorod you, or one tbac did noc possess electricity, brine it in and I will allow you one-  ' half the price of mine for it.   ��������� ( <f * , =���������-_-���������' ,  I givo, a' free test to all who call. If you can't call I will send you my beautifully,  lllustrated-book with full information FRBJK. Call to-day if po*siblc andl will prove to'  you that my bolt is all I represent it to be.- - -  B. MCLAUGHLIN, 130 Youse Street, Toronto.  vt-xsKyvanAMwji mmuw m*.u-Ji**twi*jrm. hju  jtMtvrt  /try jC-Mscgs'  7/f '.' y/1  r-72^ CJ������4Ls  7J*>  t������ s������<ru(/ or &������d/ Jt^insf-ed Ostl^I/- ������&>-piC'  '   / ' // '   A/t ' ''  4  For Sale Everywhere  Try   our Parlor   Matches.  They produce a  quick LIGHT  without     any      objectionable  fumes.     ::'���������.*.���������.:"  Eddy Co., iim1tceaVhull'  e  9  e  ���������'  ��������� o������soo������������ec������������9teii������o������09<8co)0������eec90t6<i<((ii*9  neighborhood of 12^c per dozen for  fresh candled eggs, ^commission basis,  here'. Dealees are .advising their  country customers not to pay more  than 10c per dozen for eg-gs at  country points.  POTATOES��������� Farmers' loads, delivered in Winnipeg, are worth 20 to  30c per bushel.  He -who pokes his nose into everything "will _ occasionally poke~iir between a thumb and linger.  so   scarce   as it  is  good   butter,  not wanted and  taken in them,  are    paying 20c  si on    -basis,     for  bricks or prints;  ar.y     qti ali ties,  worth    10    to  some    of    the  that much.  receipts do not bring  LIVE    STOCK.  CATTLE���������Beef cattle are very  scarce and butchers cannot secure  enough to supply their wants. In  view of this fact prices have been  advanced yxc this week, and we  quote now for best cattle <t%c per  pound. From 4<vto 4V2C is paid for  commoner    sorts. Buyers   are   out  through the country looking for  stockcrs. and we understand that  everything in sight is being taken  at prices wnich average about SI4  per head for yearlings and from  SIS to S20 for two year olds.  irOGS-^-Tlie market is steady at  f5c per, pound for choice packing hogs  delivered-at Winnipeg.  A   WINNIPEG  MOTHER  Tells How She Keeps Pier Little One  Ilealtlry  and Happy.  HORSE    MEAT.  That plackguard's hooking it  von of my coats on. Fire at  trousers, .Ikey. (,  vith  hith  CHBESE-r-.robbers.are getting 11 y2  to 12y2c per pound for cheese.  Stocks now in. hand are from Ontario.   . v . "  EGGS���������-Quotations are still  in the  One  woman  with   Sunlight Soap will   do  better work than Two will with impure soap.  KEZWCKS  EXPENSE  Ask for tho Octagon Bar.    If your grocer cannot supply, write to JJEYE3. ES0THEES  LIMITED, Toronto, sending his naino and address, and a  triar sample of Sunlight Soap will be sent you free of cost.  J  am^KBsewBoaaauk  Upward of 16,000 maimed, crippled and diseased horses are slaughtered annually in and immcdiau-i.y  abou^ Chicago, and, according to  Assistant. .Pure Food; Commissioner  Rudolph M. Patterson, much of the  flesh finds its way to the public market, presented as a; healthful food  product, under the gr.ii.se of dressed  corn. beef. One large institution is'  located withia a stone's throw of  the western city , limits . of > Chicago,  and to-gather a suuply of diseased  and decripit^animals, receiving stations have. ' been located in several  sections of the city.  All     prudent mothers  always keep  at    hand    the means of treating the  minor ailments of her little ones the  moment the emergency  arises/    For  this    purpose    there    is no medicine  can    ecixial  Baby's Own Tablets,   as  has     been  proven  by many a Winnipeg    mother.      Mrs. A. J. Waite,   56  Victoria St.. says7���������"Some time ago  T sent     for     your  little book on the  care     of   infants  and young- children  and    have    found    it very useful.      1  have also used Baby's Own Tablets  and can truthfully say that I would  not be without them in the house for  anything.    My   baby  is   nine  months  old   and    she   has never been sick a  day since I began the use of the Tablets.    1  have recommended the other  .mothers who have had similar good  results,    and I. thank you  for all  the  good     your  wonderful  little Tablets  I have, clone, my. baby."   '  j    Baby's     Own   Tablets   are a positive    cure   for    all    the little ills of  (children     such    as  indigestion,   colic,  sour     stomach,   constipation.-  simple  fever  and diarrhoea.   They break up  colds     and   prevent croup and allay  the irritation accompanying the cutting of teeth. . ���������     Guaranteed to con-  'tain   no     opiate     or     harmful  drug-.  Sold by all druggists at 25c per box,  ! or   sent post paid by. addressing the  jDr.     Williams'    Medicine Co.,   Brock-  villc,  Ont.  Friend���������" Was it a serious accident ) "  Chauffeur���������"Not at all. Only two  pedestrians killed, and the automobile wasn't even scratched."  There is no more land open for.  trv in Duck lake-land district.  en-  Nrarly all infants i re more or less subject to  diarrhoea aud such comnlaints while teething,  md as this period of their lives is the most  critical, mothers should not be without a bofc lo  of Dr. J. D. Kelloffjj's Dysentery Cordial. This  medicino is a specific for such complaints and is  highly spoken of bv thosn-who have used it.  The proprietors claim iv will euro any case of  cholora or summer complaint.'^  The Caller���������You are never naughty  are you ?  Margery���������Well, I shouldn't think  you'd ask me chat ! Mamma says  it isn't good manners to hurt peoples'  feelings.  The estate of the late .las.  Beatty, of Toronto, was valued  S202,;000.  II.  at  ftr<U  1. i;  ���������>���������.,���������?    '"S|  it  ' j _ i ���������  '���������'r{  A  ���������K. '   X-.  vnnmraninrMl  W.  N.  U.  No.  370. *   ^  /--^  -r !,_  ==������^S^'i^JS22^^  ia  t  ft  w.  t.  \x  if'.  is  iv  'IV  ���������5-iiJKD    EVERY     WEDNESDAY.  ��������� iription, $2 a year, iu advance.  '; '\ 33. Bn&erson. Sbitor.   .  ' J' Advertisers who v/ant their ad  ..-avAjec., should , set copy in by  8 A.m. dav bef^ae iskub  ,t;  T  i ilK  ��������� u-orilje:"-     tai'.my    to    ieoe v������  ������������������ ..'.ivs.-ciguiariy will confer a favcv by   nou-  fy..jj  she ' othce. - ,  Job .Work Strictly O. O. D.  Transient Ads Cash in Advance.  The Legislature.  Last   ���������-. eek. the   nvijorUy of "the  ���������Government'in ihe L-^kinuire was.*  increased, ai d the vole now stands  Government,  21 ;   Opposition,   16.  . Tho-Government thirefore has a  fair wo.king majority. An attempt  has been nut.de Uv buH-dose one of  the members for 13-qiiimaU, llr  i'aVwurd, and a'pcuiiou signed by  ���������250 voters was presented to that  gentleman asking Wi to withdraw  , his support from the government.  Mr Ilaywa ddeals'wilh tho petition  ��������� wry fully and a'hly'in bis rep'y to  tf.e petitioners, wluun appears in  3apt Sunday",veek',s Colonist.. He'  ftsys that "he'received a number of  letters from .electors in the E>qui-  raalt .district, laying that . they  eigned the petition under misapprehension,>nd urgin'g him to'take  the <.ppos-ite course than that diiect-  ed by the pel t or.." He "regards  the railway pulicy of the..govern-  ment'entirely apart- from parly  considerations, arid looks at it from  what appears to be in tbe interest  of the co'nstitaency he represents "_  It would be well for the province if  wTiuix' menibs;s of ihe House' would  I'oliov-- Mr Raywaid'o example, and  refuse to  up old tbe Opposition in  " its efforts so stop the wheel of progress, in ' order to serve their own  sc fish ends.1 ' Alberni has also  spoken on tlie railway policy of the  \ government. At a ruas&-meeting of  electots held :on "the 17th int������t., a  resolution was carried unanimously,  stating that1 the best'interests of the  Aiherni distinct were being jeopaYd-  ised by the stand taken by Mr Neil  in not supporting the Canadian  Northern Railway Bill before tlie  House; that it was the. wish of the  Alberni eke.orate that their member should vote in favor of the biil;  "and rather than -have him vote  against a measure of such vital im-  pr.'iance to the district, they deem  ii, is duty, in our interests, to resign  'and re-appeal to the constituency  for endorsation in such action." An  editoiial in the Colonist' of recent  date says " the Opposition has refused point blank io'allow supply  to be voted." Of course, this means  continued " talking against time"  by Opposition members, and great  delay in the transaction of public  business. This is all that it will  effect. The Dunsmuir Government  will nob be bullied or coeH-od or  "throw up the sponge." N<>r will  the Hon. James Dunsmuir and His  Honor the Lieut. Governor lie prevented from aUciiding the coronation ceremonies by any "deep laid  scheme" attempted lo be carried  out by men who are a disgrace to  the Legislature. It would indeed  bo-a calamity if the Province of B.C  were not represented, at the corona-  lion, and- at the confe.ence of. the  Premiers of the' other great provinces of the empire. Both thegood  name and the ���������."financial reputation  of this province would be injured if  'such a. nds-fortune should occur.  k    m   fa 3 I  j  waa,  DIRECT from tlie GROWER to the CONSUMES.  C. J. lyiOORE. Sole Agent  h~r  The' tale Disaster.  Fernie, B.C., May 24.-���������A terrible  ���������explosion took place in"Nos. 2 and  3 mines at Coal Creek, near Fernie,  at ,7.15 p.m. on the' 22ud insi., in  which at least 150 coal miner's lost  their lives.,,  It is.generally believed that it  was caused by an. explosion of coal  dust. The explosion was so great  that the'roof of the fan house was  blown'-away .above the mountain  top and came d"wn in .little pieces.  Stones, dirt and dust were blown so  high that they did not "descend for ���������  miriutes. Mine Inspector 'Dick  happened to be in town, and is assisting in the relibf.'  Relief parties are working heroically in'four sh.its. So far only 37  bodies have bet-n recovered,  Twenty-three who worked on the  left side of No. 3 mine had a mir-  acuiouri-escape.  Tbe Church of England in Fernie  is being used as a morgue.  M-any of the killed leave large  families and scarcely a fa mil j5- but  mourns the loss of sume hue,  , On account of the fire danip and  the wreck'of the inteiior of tne  mine, it will be several day:- before  all the bodies will be recovered.  s      *      *    ,  ��������� Fernie, *May.23.���������Following are  the names of \ictims of last evening's disaster v\hose bodies ha.;ve  been lecovercd up to ihe -piesent  time:���������Steve Morgan, Joe S'ongala,.  Willie Robinson, N. Johnston, J.  Leadbeater, Frank Slater, John Mc-.  Lt-od, Thos. Fearfull, The s. Johnson  -W.'Brierly. Joe 1 ulsa, j.. Korman,  Ronald Jones, Walter "Wright, A.  Hovan," Thos. Glover, James Cart-  ledge, Oven Holmes, W. Ferguson,.  M. J. Fleming, 'Sam. Hard, T.  Stephens. John .Hughes, John Car-  niff, Jas. Melntyre, Harry Wilson,  Geo. Housby, Tony Mutseo, Wm,  Neace, Wm. McPhail, John Zelon-  iska, T. Fairfield, Jos, Wslsh, Amos  Buck.  The Board of Trade started a relief fund to-night. The members  subscribed $1,100. There are many  sufferers and, outside relief will be  required.  Of the victims of the Fernie disaster three are already known to  have been former residents of this  place. Thos. Glover, a relative of  Mr J. Comb. Thos. Stevens, and  R. Jones, whose wife died suddenly  while the family were living here  some years ago. No' doubt there  will be more well known to us here i.  when the full'list is obtained.  If Judge Ha rison is to change  his place of abode, we.hurnbJy submit ti'.at he be required'to.move to  this growing city, which, though  ���������not, so lar;..K as Nanaimo, is rapidly  coming to the 'front. . A coal city  with an output-oi.38.000 ton*, such  as ivac? mined hist month, u'r.d overy  -pound disun.-ed of, and tins output  i:.creasing, is not by any means be-  *  FUNERAL    OF    THE   LATE \   )  MRS E. J03MES.     '"  ���������    i'  ��������� The  funeral of  the late Mrs E.  Jones  t<>6k  place   on    Wednesday-  last at the Cumberland cemetery',  r v  the remains having been ' brought  from Nanaimo "by Tuesday's^boat.  The funeral was Conducted by  Benevolence l>dge, K.^of P., of-  which,.M-r Jones is a member. A  larre number of sorrowing friends-  attended the last ceremonies,'Rev.  Mr Glassford officiating. The pallbearers- we're���������S. Magnone, Robt.  Hornal, J. Horbuiy, T. H, Carey,  C. White anrL F. Javnes. Many  friends and relatives came up from'  Nanaimo for the purpose of attending.,, Flowers were sent by the following:���������wreaths, Mrs Farmer, Mr  W, White,.Mr A. Ross, Mrs Potter,  Miss Strut'her", Mr and Mrs Parker,  Nanaimo; Mr R. Hornal, Mr Gan-  ner. 'Mjs J. White and ' Mrs Bell.  , Bouquets���������Mr and Mrs/Col'i*, Mr  R. Evans 'and' Mrs Collishaw.  Spray���������Mrs Tarbell. Tri ingle���������*  Benevolence Lodge, No. 14. K. of P.,  and Mr Magnone. - Horse-shoe���������  M'r and .Mrs J. B.-Mc-LeMi arid Miss  Bell. Cross���������Mr H. P Coilis and  Mr and Mrs H Campbell'.' Anchor  ���������Mr ahd Mrs Geo.,Gibson.   -   ���������  Ready - -Mixed' Paints,  Al'abastine,'' Whiting.  Glue, - Wall" -'-Paper''  Garden Tools,     Flower' Pots,     Etc.  I  A  jDnnsmiiir- Avenue/  Cumberland, E.G.  ������������.  ��������� .t***-���������* trc^-MMra t;  VHSSSemMBEESSmSSSE&SSESSaSIBES  NOTICE IS HEREBY .GIVEN that the  undtrnoted have made applications .For  Hotel Licences under the provision of the  Statutes in that behalf.  ,      ��������� EEXBWALS.  Samuel O. Davis, Union Hotel, Union.  Wm. Lewis,  Courtenay Hotel, Courtenay.  S,\muel J. Cliffe, Lorno Hotel, Comox.  George G. McDonald, E!k Hotel, Coinox.  Ed^nr W.  Wyiie,   Burdwood Hotel,   Read  Island.  B. C.  Mills Timber and Trading Co., Rock  Bay Hotel, .Rock Bav.  SRtt'   IJCENCE.  Joseph B. Holmes, Bay Hotel, Comox.  The Board of Licence Commissioners will  meet to consider the a.bove applications on  Monday, June lGth, 1.902, at the hour of  2 p.m.. Court-house, Comox.  JO EN THOMSON,  Chief Licence Inspector,  Comox Licence District.  Cumberland, B.C.,  May 27th, 1902.  UOTICE.  ALL ACCOUNTS due to the late Edward  Rollings, shoemaker, of Comox, muss be  paid to Mns Jane Rollings, Executrix,  on or before the first day of July,  1902;  'and all Accounts owing must be presented  for payment by that date.  Al RS J A N E RO LLT NG S,  Ex v.c u'������ tux, Comox.  21-5-02  I  O  7'ake a   Dry  Sponge  and   pour  on   it  a  bucket   of  water  It  will  swell   every time' sure.       -.       ....  |UT wo are not selling sponges, our line is   s  ELL     BUG G I E'S  of all kinds. We have jxist received a Car Load of Opea and Top Buggies  with Steel and Rubber Tires. Expresses of all kinds with Platform, Half-  ���������Plahfo.rm, Duplex and Elliptic or Hog-nose Springs. Buekboards,   Carts,  Sulkies, etc., all of the most Up-tn-Date Patterns and Finish. Guaranteed  for one year by tho Makers and ourselves.  ���������hind the tinies  MMiiu  3-12-'02  biJlMl   UAMlAlilii  STANLEY   CRAIG,    Prop.  tjir n tj is  H.'PEAGEY, DrasEiscA Stationirr;  FOR   THAT GOUGH,   TRY    .  u'rauawva*-*- ���������Lnemvs-mszrsiMimrjmsta  WINTER'S   .77  .."���������'      ���������     .INSTANT  " .;     ,'." 7 '  ' .   '    ,     CQU.G'H CURE;  ���������     <     '        ' IT'S  A   GOOD   ONE,   AND   RELIABL.R'i  ,3?OK     CHILDREN       AND '   ADULTS.  We   are  selling  our   TOILET SO'%P3   at   Cost, to- make  W-   room.   A   'Finest'" GLYCERINE   and   CASTILE - SOARS  WJ  ' Away D,own.       , , - .    ��������� < '  M    ��������� STORE OPEN Sundays fiom 9 ;i.m.,to io a.m.,        ,'   A.  l$iL    * ' .        at.fi horn 5 p.m: lo 6 p.m.     1 - ��������� ..,,-.  |p -Dunsmuir Ave.,  Alt  ^������ij%^i^^i  Cu ni ber land ,��������� B. C.   m.  S^tUJ. XSKJQ2J*** imXSa**lW**hir*������ ..ar^jaaq  ^aa^*g.'T..-r-i-w.riri.T^-riKr jM.j-jt.^r^tjj>^?;=ti^vn w^^Tyr^  FOB  C2*   A   ~T   TT"1  C3_������-\-J���������!_fcLj  MAPLEHURST   FARM,  .      HORN BY     ISLAND, "  ��������� ' (comox district?), .  Containing���������  230   Acres.- ���������   200 Acres Fenced.  About 400 healthy Bearing Fruit Trees.  70 Acres cleared up good, and in crops  and hay land.  ���������  62  Acres  cleared  up rough,   but  good  pasture.  85  Acres bush���������easy cleared.  13  Acres chopped and burned over.  . The whole of the 230 acres is excellent  land and will grow any kind of gram and  root crops. Io suitable for beef, dairy or  siieep.  15,000  Cedar  Rails in boundary and  .field fences.  Large 7-roomed house���������water in house  2 Story Bank Barn, 32 by 75 feet. Sheep  Barn, Hen Houses, etc.  Buildings 5 years old. Abundance of  good water.- Nearly 1 mile frontage on  Lambert Channel. iX miles from Government Wharf.  Good Markets���������Cumberland (Union  Mines), Nanaimo  and Victoria.  GoodT shooting ��������� Deer, grouse and  ducks plentiful.  Price, ^ $6000  1-3 cash.,   balance,   6 per cent.  Also, 246 Acres adjoining���������good land, at  $8 per acre.  Also,  several   Good Grade Jersey Cows,  Heifers   to   calve, and Yearling  .and  Heifer Calves.  Apply GEO. HEATHERBELL,  Hornby Island.  14-5-C.2  ���������RTOTI E IS'HEREBY GIVEN that .sixty  Xv days after date I intend to apply to the  -Honourable the Chief Commissioner of  Lands and Works for 'permission to--purchase, the. following Grown1 lands : com-  mencinu at a post on the 'north shore of  Otter Bay, Chatham Point, Vaucouver  Island, thence went forty chains, therce  south forty chains, thence cast forty  chains, thence along the shore to the  pMnt of commencement, containing 160  acres more or less.  | ALBERT FRANCIS YATES.  / Nanaimo. B.C.,  "Dated the 4th day of April, 1902.    .  ]G-i 02    St���������  Advertise iatlie lews.  .BildDBSii SuGGBCEMly^Giirei'  \t  U\  By PROF. SCHAFFNER  The Old   ��������������� NEWS" BUILDING.  A remarkable cure effected. Cures baldness of long standing hy the use of PEERLESS 9AIR RESTORER and ELECTRIC  MASSAG-E TREAT MENT,'both of'which  combined destroy all germs and-invigorate  the roots which stimulates circulation of tbe  active forces that feed the hair follicles.  From oiie to two months treatment  will Restore Baldness of long" standing-.  Daily Treatment $15 per month.  Parasites cause all hair jtrouble. Dandruff  is caused by a germ which saps the hair*  vitality��������� Vaseline and oils are of no benefit  to the hair, as dandruff germs thrive iu  them, as well as in all grease. To cure dandruff, which is preceded by, and a sure indication of, falling hair, "it is necessary-that  the dandruff germ be eradicated. ' Erom one  to three bottles of the Peerless Hair Restorer will cure the worst chronic oase.  9' X7?  7    VIOLIN   TUITION.  Professor Schaffner, graduate of  the Cincinnati . Conservatory.'.of  Music, and Member of the Musicians Union of Seattle, will give instruction , to a limited number of  pupils  during   his   stay  here,   on  . violin, ��������� or .brass and reed instruments.;     Satisfactory   musical- en-  Vgagemerits entered into for all entertainments. . . Apply" at- office,  upstairs in Whitney block.        ;'  Messrs Partridge and Waller were  fined $25.oo aud costs yesterday  for an infraction of the Closing B3'-  law, committed on-24th. This is  the second conviction, Messrs Mar-  rochi Bros'.- being the first. We  ,' understand the case will be appealed ���������  fa  /

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