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HARYSVILLE,   BRITISH   COLUMBIA,. NOVEMBER   30,   1901.
$2.00   PER   YEAR
Canadian Bank of Commerce.
-   Hon. 0*o. A. Cox, President. BE. Walker, Oen atan'gr.
Pald up capital, *8,000,0(10.    Rear, $2,000,(100.   Total resources, SOS.000,000.
A general banking business, transacted.   Deposit* received
London, England.    Office Sixty, Lombard Street
Cranbrook Branch    hubert haines, Mgr.
Furniture and
Supplies	
Complete for house or hotel   Stoves,
Carpets, hardware and Wall Paper.
We ire pioneers and the largest A    II    ATI DTII
general dealers in the district «•  "•  UlLllW,
v Cranbrook, B. C.
Tlie  Royal Hotel
MARYSVILLE, B. C.
Th* Uoopital.
Tender* for the erection of Dr.
O'Hagen'a hospital bare been advertised for and tbe contract will be let within a week. The hospital will be built
on Turner Avenue, quite clou to main
street and will be 41 by 31 feet and two
stories bitch. The lower door will
contain the office, public ward of twelve
bed*, dispensary, operating room, dinning room, kitchen, and all the upper
flour will consist of two private ward*
the nurses quarter* and linen room*.
Jut a word a* to how the hospital
will be run. Dr. O'Hagen I* building
tbe hospital entirely on hi*own retpon-
•Iblllty,
Ticket* coating 818 a year will be
•old to all tho** wanting them, which
will entitle the holder* to medical treatment and hoaplial bosrd. Of course
like all Institution* of this kind, donation* will be accepted. We conalder
that in having tbe courage to build
a hoaplial and to maintain tbe same
Dr. O'Hagen deacrves great credit and
should have and undoubtedly will have
tbe co-operation of every resident of
Maryevllle and district.
This hotel will be opened Dec. 1st
II. D. McMillen. formerly with the Cranbrook  Hotel, is
the proprietor, and he proposes to have
A  FIRST CLASS HOUSE
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Th s hotel is finished throughout in the natural   woods of the
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License Commissioner*.
The license commissioner* of South
But Kootenay will meet In Moyle, B
C , on December 16th, 1901, to conalder
the following application* for renewal*:
A. Bale, Marysville hotel, Marysville.
Charles   Early,    Fall*   View   hotel.
Marysville.
Ha D. McMillan, Royal hotel, Marya-
lllle.
H.  W. BARNES,
License Inspector.
Post Office Inspector Her*.
The post t (Bee inspector was here on
Tuesday. It Is altogether likely that
the post rfflce will be running next
week.
The Marysville Hotel to be I nlarged.
Messrs. Bale and Small, owing to
their laigly ircreaalng business have
decided to d*nble tbe size of their din
nlng room and kitchen in tbe Marysville hotel and to build another bunk
bouse.
II. S. Klondike Consul Is lend.
Col Junes C. McCu.sti, United Slates
consul for tbe Klondike district died In
Pnilldelphla.
Hallway Construction.
There are about twenty teams work*
ing on the construction of the Marya*
vllle spur ol tbe North Star railway.
With the -.'resent weather tbe line
should be completed in one month. It
I* understood that tbe track iayera will
to.lo w right up to tbe construction gang.
By tbla means tbe railway will be finished almost aa soon as tbe actual grading.
FALLS VIEW HOTEL,
CHAllLES EARLY, Prop'r.
This hotel w II ba one of tho largest in the district and
will be run as a first class estab'ishment. We will pay
special attention to the comfort of our guests.
DINING ROOM WILL BE FIRST GLASS
BEST OF LIQUORS AT THE BAR
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Wanted * Dally Train.
A daily train from Cranbrook to
Marysville I* a need that any resident
of Marysville can appreciate. On T nea
day, Thursday and Saturday, the daya
on which the train .una at present, it
Is always crowded and the fact of their
beingonlythreetralus a week Is asourcc
of great Inconvenience to tbe people of
this town. Look into the matter Mr.
Bury.
Want a Hutclicr Shop.
Marysville wanta a butcher shop.
There i* a good openlog for a meat
merchant. There are lot* of men here
and they eat meat three time* a day.
N. w note'.
Mr. McDonald of Foit Steele la ap
plying for * license for a hotel In Mary*'
vllle It will be situated In the Handley
de Wolf block. Woik on an addition
baa begun.
LOOKS BETTER FOR LEAD
The Big Surplus is Rapidly
Diminishing.
AND THE MICE IS  ALSO INCREASING
John Finch of Spokane Give* Some Very
Interesting Data on This Most
Important snhjMt.
J. A. Finch, one of the stockholders
and dlrectora of tbe St. Engene mine
at tbla place and one of tbe beat posted
mining men In the Northweat, waa In
Wallace, Idaho, a short time ago and
gave an interview to the Tribune. Mr.
Finch expressed the hope of the
full operation of the silver-lead mines
after January 1st. Be baaed his prediction on tbe rapid decline of the surplus lead now on tbe American market.
He said: "Not long ago the surplus lead
held by the smelting and refining company aggregated 60,000 ton*. That surplus has been reduced to 40,000 tons
and la steadily declining, and when It
reaches the 20,000 ton mark it will no
longer be conaldered a surplna for the
reason, that at no time during the most
prosperous days of silver and lead mining were there leu than 20,000 ton* of
lead In storage and In tranalt. Another
hopeful sign la tbe marked Indication of
a rise in the price of lead on tbe London market, which bid* fair In the near
fnture to reach the £15 psmi, which
means 875 per ton In American money.
When this point I* reached on tho London market It will greatly stimulate the
export trade and will draw heavily
from the silver lead mines. A number
of tho lead mine* of the United State*
will meet tbe representative* of the
smelting and redoing company in New
Vork City about the 35th, of this montb
and as a matter of course we cannot
•ay positively what the outcome will be
and while we do not look for long contracts all the indlcationa point to such
an agreement aa will warrant a revival
In tbe lead mlnea of tbe country."
"Do you think, Mr. Flncb, that the
smelter combine wonld consent to a reduction In the market price of lead as
a means to stimulating production!"
"By no meana will the combine submit to anything of the kind while a
surplus exists. From a business standpoint tbe comtln* cannot a Jcrd *« relax the market by voinntary decline in
the price for the reason that for the
entire surplna tbe combine now baa on
hand it ha* paid 4 cent* per pound and
decline In lb* market to 3 1-2 cent*
wculd mean a losa of between S3,000,000
and (4,000,000 to the smelter trust on
tbe aur plus already on hand to aay nothing of existing contract*. This sacrifice
the smelter trust la unwilling to make
ar.d from a business standpoint It cannot he expected to do ao. The hope of
tbe lead mining Industry depend*, a* I
have aald, on tbe reduction of the snr.
plus, and until that la done there will
be no stability In lead mining, but present indication* point to an early adjustment and tbe surplus will be so far
exhausted aa to be of no material Influence In tbe future market price and
tbe making of contracta for tbe future
outpnt of tbe mlnea.
I may be greatly mistaken In my prediction of tbe future, but I confidently
expect a marked revival In mining operation* after January lat. Much, however, will depend upon the outcome of
the meeting In new York City the later
part of the month."
To II*ve Th* Flint Homes.
E. H. Small and W. Small will each
build a residence on Turner  Avenue
this fall.   These will be the first residences In Marysville.
Just received for
CHRISTMAS
TRADE
100 boxes Batgers peels.  Nothing finer.
We ah i nave torn* tat Stilton Chum wt tr» curing.  Witt bt ready far
Ckrktmu.
Fort Steele Mercantile Co., Ltd., Cranbrook. ,
Manitoba Llannr Law Upheld.
Tbe Imperial council decides that the
Manitoba government ha* tbe power to
enact a law prohibiting the sale of
liquor*. Decision of Manitoba full
court reseived.
London. Nov.22. Tbe judicial committee of tbe privy council delivered judgment tc-day in lhe case of tbe Manitoba
liquor Act. Thedeclslon was a triumph
for the province, tbelr Lordships answering In the affirmative, tbe question
•ubmlt'.ed to them a* to whether the
province ha* jurisdiction to enact the
"Matiltc In Liquor Act."
Their Lordships delivered no judgment on any of the subsldary questions
submitted, saying that no naeful answer could be alven. The more Important of these subsidiary queatlona were,
whether the province had jurisdiction
to make regulations governing tbo sale
or storing of liquor by brewera, distiller* or other persona licensed by tbe
Dominion government; and whether
the provlsiona ef the Manitoba Act interfere with or Infringe en the rlghta
of the Hudson's Bay Company aa guaranteed to that corporation by varlona
oidersln council and statues.
Tbelr Lordships in their judgment
describe tbe provisions of the Act as
extremely stringent, and add that unless the Act becomes a dead letter
thrc ugb failure to enforce It, it muat
Interfere with tbe revenue received by
the Dominion from licensed traders in
Manitoba, and indirectly with business
operations beyond tbe limits of tbe
province.
No costs were given.
Hull Castle.
What used to be the engineer'* cabin
haa been fixed up and Mr. and Mrs.
Hull have moved in. A kitchen haa
been added and the Interior haa been
papered, painted and carpeted and one
would hardly know the old cabin. Tbe
door* and wlndowa framee have been
painted a delicate blue and the whole If
not castlelike haa tbe appearance of a
very comfortable cottage.
The Oliurche* after Lola.
The  Methodiat   church   haa applied
to  the   townslte   agents  for  lota   on
which to build a chorea,
Sehalcb Sells Out.
Joseph Scbalch sold out hi* drug business last Tuesday to 0 K. Held & Co.
Mr. Schalch haa business at his old
home at Louisville, Kentucky, which he
has to attend to and consequently he Is
leaving Marysville. We are glad to
■ay however that be will ba witb us
until February 1st, and will have charge
o(C E Held & Co.'* (tore until that
time wheo C. E. Held will take charge.
We shall be aorry to tee Schalch go because be Is a good druggist and a good
fellow. C. E. Held I* well and favourably known In the Koottnava and la a
brother of W. T. Keld of Cranbrook.
With The Prospectors And Miners.
S. McLennan and N O'Brlan were
down frcm tie Great Dane last Monday. Tbey report the tunnel In 200 feet
and tbe showing finer than ever. Ac-
other new vein waa discovered last
week. Work will be continued throughout the winter. The Sawyer brother*
areccmlrg down Die 1Mb, and will
spend Christmas in West Kootenay.
0. M. Gonn w»* down from Whit*
Fish Creek where he has been working
on the Feller group of claims withChaa
McKay. Mr. Uunn is on hla way to
Nelson to attetd the St. Andrew's
society dinner on St. Andraw'a day. Be
has been appointed piper to that society. He played a Scotch alogan for
the stall of The Tribune while In Mar)*
vllle.
M. Matheson waa down thia week
from the clatma up the river near the
the Great Dane. He will return and
work all winter.
Charles and William Evan* are work.
Ing on their claims on the south fork of
White Fish Creek. They have a very fine
showing of ore.
Keep yonr eye on the St. Mary's
country. There I* no richer part of
South East Kootenay.
WILL WORK ALL WINTER
There Will be No  Let Up
In Marysville.
150 MORE MEN ON WORK NEXT WEES
There Is No Question Aboat   •   Buy
Winter and Tremendous ROsh
Next Spring.
A Bridge Needed.
One of the first things that the government should donext spring In tbe
way of roads, trails and brldgea Is to
construct a driving bridge across tbe
St. Mary'* river just below th* smelter
•ite By this meana tbe mouth of Perry
Creek would be brought, by the con-
ati notion of a road, within four mllea
of Marysville. and Old town would be
only 0 mile* distant. The building of
this bridge would very materialy help
tbe Perry Creek district because it
would give an impetus to development
work In that camp by making It within easy distance of the smelter.
System ot Cheap Smelllar.
Tbe statement made by Mr. Miner,
president of tbe Granby Mining, Smelting and Power company, the other day,
that tbe improvements at the Granby
smelter, now under construction, are be*
ing paid for entirely out of tbe profile of
the last and this year's operations, is extremely satisfactory. This company lias
not been very forward in bringing out a
balance sheet and report, but, ou the
contrary, tbe main subscribers to tbe
shares are the original subscribers, when
the various companies now consolidated
were promoted, and if tbey are satisfied
the public has not any very serious reason of complaint. Thit, company's operations have for tome reason or another
always been subjected to more tbsn
ordinary amount of criticism, but in
looking back over its history it is difficult to see where greater economy of organization or efficiency of working could
bsve been attained. The ore in the
Knob Hill aud Ironsides is exceedingly
low grade. It has always beeu felt that
ita successful treatment was in tbe nature
of an experiment. But certainly ifit
had not been successful there would
have been something very far out in tbe
oiiginal calculations of it* nature and
value. It has, apparently on the contrary, proved fully aa amenable to treatment aa waa expected, and tbe various
economics oiiglnated in connection with
the mine and smelter have proved most
efficient and valuable, According to Mr.
Miner the coat of smelting ha* already
been reduced to li 90 a ton and the increase in tbe plant, now being paid out
of profits, is expected not merely to double the tonnage but to still further decrease the cost of treatment per ton.
Under these circumstances there is fairly
good authority for the assertion that lhe
enteiprise is a proved success.
The Doubting Thomas Is having a hard
time of It In Marysville theae daya, and
the Knocker, like Othello, I* finding
that hla occupation It gone. In aplte of
the pessimistic prediction* and dnblona
shakings of the head, the town continues to forge ahead. Tbe statement*
made by the smelter management la
being more than verified by the expenditure of thousands of dollar* In money
and the systematic purauance of plane
laid down for the construction of tbe
smelter. Mr. McKenzie, who la in
charge of construction, say* that the
aa w mill will be read y for botineaa by the
firat of the week. L. F. Anatln, the
tmelter expert has returned and la busy
supervising the excavating forth* smelter site. The plana have been prepared
and are now here. Next week 180 men
will be put to work, and nothing la to
be lett undone to puah the work of
construction as rapidly a* pottiblc
throughout the winter. Tlerney &
Co., have a big force of men at work on
grading the spur, and that work will be
completed by tbe first of the year. All
over tbe town carpenter* are busy putting up new buildings, and everywhere
there Is a rnatle of prosperity and a
hum of business.
These are the conditions In Marysville today, a town only three week*
old, yet a sturdy infant with every
prospect of being an important busloest
polut. The men who are buying pro, •
erty now, are the lucky onea, alnce
they are getting in on the ground floor
at pricea for choice lota that will appear ridiculously low six month* from
now. There ia no question that lot* on
tbe main street will be selling for 11,000
to $1,.loo by next June. This has been
tbe blstory of property In all other
towns In either Kootenay, far less
fortunate in the their location* and Dual-
nesj bases than Marysville.
The Knocker and Doubter haa been
put out oi business In Marysville. They
will have to hunt for other fluids to
do tneir growling and grunting.
Like a Fairy Stery.
Spokesman-Review: Colonel W. H.
Dewey of Idaho ha* created a sentation
in Chicago relative to tbe mineral resources of the silver ttale, and more particularly as tu tbe wonderful gold deposits which he ha* recently discovered.
According to an interview recently pub
lished iu tbe Chicago Record-Herald tbe
colonel stands * chance of becoming a
second Monte Crlito. The article ia as
follows:
"Colonel W. H. Dewey of Idaho be.
lievea he ia tbe richest man in the world
or that be soon will be. There will be
trumpet tidinga from Idaho within two
or ihree month*, he says, tiding* that
will proclaim Idaho an American Transvaal or a U. iteil ;.Stslcs Klondike, that
will pale the fame ol Cripple Creek or
any other old digglnga. The colonel
carrict in hi* pocket • v*teline bottle
filled with pure gold, al! extracted from
just three pounds of quarlz. He knowa
a man who made a bet that a pound of
rock from tbe new Idaho field would result ii*woni foo to fSo worth of gold.
"Colonel Dewey is *n old time westerner. He rounded Cape Horn ,34 year*
ago. He is already a multimillionaire,
even if these new protpeels do not make
him Rockefeller's rival. He Is a bale
old man, as be paradea the Auditorium,
without a collar or a necktie, hut with a
big diamond biasing in bis shirt bosom.
His find is s ledge 5000 feet long and 340
feet acrosst. He estimates a ton of the
quarlz will yield $14,000. The world
never taw tbe like, according to hit
tale."
I.Ikes The Town.
Board of Trade.
Tbere will be a meeting In the near
fnture, of the business men, for the purpose of forming a board of trade. JSvery
business ma* and raaldaci ahoald jet
\ n line.
H. L. Stephens, a former resident of
South Last Kootenay, but for the last
few year* engaged In business in Alaska, haa been in town this week. He
■ays that Marysville haa tbe appearance
a/ being a great btalnea* point with
a solid fnture, and the more be •**• of
it the better be 1!*8* it.
Tbe ore iron/ the Sullivan mint will
be treated by a process not commonly
employed with silver lead or**, aays
the Nelson Miner. Tbe ore will be
first roasted in what is called a band
roaater and then smelted. Snliivan
ore la of that nature that ao treated no
flux will be required. For th* purpose
of roasting, yard* 250x000 feet ire being leveled off.
The mine ba* now folly 100,000 ton*
of ore blocked ont so that there la an
ample aupply for the smeller for many
years to come. The refinery which
la to be constructed at the alt**) time
will be of sufficient capacity to treat
the bullion resulting from tbt reduction of 200 tons of ore 1 day.
Though primarily being built for the
Sullivan mlnea alone the smelter may
eventually treat custom ore but It will
not be necessary to do ao for fluxing
purposes. The North Star mine pro-
ducea both galena and carbonatea of
aliver and these could be handled to
advantage in tbla smelter. Farther up
St. Mary'a I* tbe Great Dan* mineral
claim, which will no doubt develop Into
a producer of large quantities of laid
ore and it alao would ba tributary to
this smelter.
A Vnkon Project.
An application will be made at th*
next sesalon of parliament to Incorporate tbe Lake Bennett railway company
to build a road from Deer rivar country
to Lake Bennett aud thence to Selkirk
in th* Ynkon territory.
Metal Quotation*.
New York. Nov. 22 —Bar tllv*r, 60.
'1H cents. Lead, price lor miner* and
smelters, (4 37 12 at the close. Cop.
per brokers price, N1.H7 at. I 117.
London, Nov. I'l.—Lead Jill St.
HI* Crowd of Visitor*.
I.aat Tuuraday wit a holiday, and
thlt fact waa taken advantage of by the
bualnets men of Cranbrook, who turned
out In a big crowd to visit the Smelter
City. An extra coach waa put on and
both were filled. The vlaitore were
most favourably Impressed with Marys-
vllle and aeemed to agree that the
town bad a splendid ttart and a bright
future. Among those present were :
Messrs. J. P. Fink, G. H. Gilpin, O. T.
Kogert, W. Brown, J. Gllllt. James
Greer, M. B. King, Mr. Carter, G. K,
Ltask.
Chang* of Mail.
When Inspector MacLeod of the railway mall service waa In town hut week,
he ordered a change that will prove
very beneficial to the people of Marysville. Cranbrook haa been made th*
deattlbutlng point for Maryavlli* for
'.be present, and hereafter th* mall
sack will be tent direct to MarysviHe
which is a far better arrangement.
Face to Face Talks/
Motto for tbe week.—"Do unto the
.other fellow a* he wonld do nnto yon,
but do it first."
The editor of tnla paper ha* done a
thing that no well regilated editor
wonld do. He has told the buein,s«
manager that be has got to ran tbie
column and there la nothing todo but do
Last week A. W. McVittie waa cnt *ui-
veylng and got hla fret wet aud being a
cation* man he decided to pat on div
aboee and atocklcga. Tbla he did and
taking the wet shoes and stocking* Ii
on* of Bale k Small'* intelligent Chin.,
man he gave him ten cent* aad politely
asked that the boots and sticking* be
dried. The Chinaman, although a very
fine lingu'at in bta own country, Is not
a past master In understanding u,i-
Klng'a English and thought that Mr.
McVittie had given blm tbe ten seats
to get rid of the boot* etc. for bin. Ao
Indian came along and tbe celestial,
aeeing a cbancc to make a little money
proceeded to tell the boota to the aborlg-
glnee for two blta. Presidently McVittie went for his boots and discovered what bad happened. Then the fua
began for the Indian had left town.
After a chase of a mile or more the
Chinaman caught up to the Indian and
by signs, and so forth the boota and
stocking were-returned to Mr. McVittie. Tbe Indian doea not understand
yet, neither does the Chinaman.
A Scotchman went to Londcn for a
holiday. Walking along one of the
streets, he noticed a baldheaded dug-
gltt ttandlng at bla tbop door, and in
quired if be had any hair reatorer.
Yea, air,,' aald the druggltt, -'step inside, please. There'a an article I can
recommend. Tettimonlale from great
men who have naed It. It make, -.be
hair grow in twenty-four hours."
"Aweel," aald the Scot, "ys can gle
the top of yer held a bit rut, wl't and
I'll look back th* morn andaee If ye'ere
tellln' the truth!"
A Boer, falling Id the handa of au enraged Highlander, wboae brother tad
juat been .lain by the captlvo, icrae**-
ed the only Kngllah word he kae«
"Quarter!" "Quarter!" "She'll aekaa
time to quarter ye the si ii\~^*«*JJ*f
Dnn.M ••She'll jm} &t J? Sf %*»$*'* ,„
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On ea* ef ••»«%
Donald,
One mora   *Mry.<
war atory thlt tia*.
not too fregetu occ**toa* (w#t*»lael>
when   our  boy* in Math AM** 414
actually   c.jtw, ■ Soer flara*a**.*,
an officer wa» eetalM ** s*ea>ta tit)
same for coaeaaM *•*■**•.'' 'Be atav
ceeded t* do M k*t tl* *M **■**-lady of
the house attai VmuaJaaaraot to
search on**«i%a*y.iwa**,ae tar daut;h
ter waa there wtUIWaavkajTM baby
The officer having Ut mmlikm Insisted on sealagaJM  tw***ta*a>itr Vt no
daughter,   baby  or M 'aahjr.    An be
thought there waa ao liapnir aad 1,0
baby, but iu*re waa earafaUy wasaMIti'
In   the   bed   clothei,    a ftaVa aaat   ,
bandolier of cartrlagea>   Tavatatye (j..
old lady, who of court* *a*r ttattho
game waa aa, haaaMi Maalaam, la*
glad It wMyMrdaaejetat't haa* saw haa
It been years I Neaese II
fo und a » aoaad lala gee."
The Yukon conspiracy.
The San Francisco Call prima an nn
confirmed atory from Skagwayof a con
aplracy exlatlng In Dawson and covering
Skagway, Victoria, Vancouver anil
Seattle, for the overthrow of the local
government and establishing a republic
with Dawson aa the capital. Prominent
American residents of Skagway are the
leadera of the movement and it la laid
that arma and ammunition have been
aecretly taken in to tbe country apd
ttored at different points. Five thousand miners are aald 10 be ready to take
up arma to fight for independence from
Dominion ml*. They propose to overpower the Mounted Police and plaer
th* government official* under arrest,
hoping for immunity from attack bj
Canadian troopa for at least six montlm
during the Arctic winter.
The Canadian authorities have been
apprlacd of tbe movement, and will tr
prepared to give the revolutionists a
warm recaption .hculdth* attempt be
made. It looks, however, like a pipe
dream of some of the "yellow" journal
writer* who wen- long on space am"
short on brains.
Honors for en I *at Kootenay Man.
From a cable despatch t* th* Men-
real Star dated Nov. 0, we learn that
Mr. Perry Bliliemore ha* been promoted to a captaincy on th* recommendation of bla colonel and hy the special
aasctit,. f Lord Kitchener. This ia
tapld pTonJ0i.i= f"t Percy went aat aa
a trooper with the Strat! **p*'a, feafht
in all tbelr engagement* last Tear, then
when the eorp* waa dlabaaiea la Ann-
nary he waa offered a position on Lord
Kltehener'a staff. In March he was
gazetted lieutenant In the South African
Irregular Horae aad now I* made domain with special uathorrty to raise and |
command a corps of native scouts. His
next la command I* Charlie Kota also
well known In Fernle. Tbt* I* a record
of which any man may well be proud.
Evidently Captain Bhkemor* Intend*
with characteristic British pluck "to
•ee the thing through."
THE TRIBUNE   $?<V>a  Yoa-
t FROM AN AGE OF INK.
Ot all tho ages ever known,
Of brass or bronze, of brick or -stone,
The blackest and Ibe worst, 1 think,
Is this pestiferous age uf ink.
In volume vast the torrent pours;
Volume on volume blocks our tloori;
Its bosom broadening as it flows
With Versa* canned" and potted prose.
Though all would dam it—and some do--
The. deluge Btill U apres noun.
Lured to the brink, women and men
A moment pause—then dip a pen.
"And you!" I hear some scribbler say.
Oh, yes, I'm there—exhibit A.
But one must lire, tmall is my store;
A wolf stands darkening the door.
He must be driven to his den.
And so I prod him with my pen.
When children for new grammars cry,
Can parents stand unheeding by?
Ah, not   The verb starved babe I kits.
Then dash oS verses much like this.
If like this, too, my special pride.
A round trip ticket I provide,
That if none else the mural see
It will at least come home to me.
Nor is it needed to proclaim
On the envelope street and name
To which the verse, in mentioned days.
May be returned with thanks—and prais4V
Though Homer's home be still in doubt,
My mm. and songs soon find me out,
And with a promptness none can guest
Turn up, and at tlie right address.
If one did nut, I (ear I should
Doubt much that it or I was good.
—Charles Henry Webb in Atlantic,
ROUTING
AN AUNT.
i   She Had Settled Herself to Stay, i
but Means Were Found  to        ■
Get Rid of Her.
kaJ*i»a«|t* a- .*••..£..« »I_e •*]. • J. ■ ■**|**i n|—,.|.,tj, *|n ■■]..«■
"Sweetheart," said my husbaud one
evening Boon after our marriage aa we
■at In tlie pleasant twilight chatting with
bis old coIU'kc chum, "it iB alwnya well
to be prepared for the worst. Forewarned— You know tho rest. And I have on
uncomfortable nenm> of impending doom
which will completely overwhelm ourselves If we don't meet it with a brace.
A nervous shock is nhvnys an unwelcome
visitor even in a doctor's family, ho I
think it only fair to wnrn you. I have an
nunt— sole survivor of her species, I hope.
Her most marked characteristic is an uncontrollable desire to regulate other people's affairs. She appears suddenly in
your midst, takes you in band and until
aoiuo more favornhle opportunity turni
up keeps on crushing you, your spirits
nnd your habits. I fear this devotion to
her family will lead her to take us in
hpnd. And if she does we're in for it,
for she is not likely to find a belter field
for action in some time, for I haven't an
uumarried relative left. »So prepare for
the onslaught"—
"Why. we haven't invited her."
"Child, that is a trifle which she never considers. If fIio did she'd never
leave home. Anyhow, though the outlook
Is bad* we're three to one, and perhaps
we may contrive to oust her. If my own
powers of invention fail me, you'll step
in the breach, won't you, Fred?"
Fred Post, at that time our guest,
chimed in enthusiastically. Such malicious detraction, such fiendish plots, I
trust it may never again be my lot to listen to. I was dumfounded by the spite
these two fellows displayed, the more so
as I placed small credence in the exaggerated accounts ray buabnii'I had given
me of Aunt Jem's peculiarities. 1 waa
■oon to be undeceived. I*ess than a week
■tier this convention Jim appeared in
the libraij mil. a doleful countenance
end an open letter.
"I told yo5 so, Annie. Aunt Jem Is
coming, and I'm to meet her at the 4:30
train," he RrouueH"
Jim departed maifully to his unpleasant task, and Vvci and I spent the interval peering cu'tously between the half
closed blinds a* the passersby. A rattle
over cobbletones and an Impatient
•'Whoal" 'Unounced my husbaud's return. %a poor man sat swathed In
nhawl traps, bags, mackintoshes nnd
urabrdas, three trunks crowded the roof
of ' rickety cab, and a red faced driver
wv engaged In obeying the directions of
. thrill voice that dominated the scene.
And at last from out of this confusion
appeared a tall, angular woman, sharp
nosed, thin lipped, wrapped In a hideous
brown shawl. Prudence conquering desire, 1 came forth to greet my unwelcome
guest, convinced on the instant that Jim's
description had iu nowise, done her justice.
"So this Is your wife? I thought she'd
be very different. Yoti used to be so
fond of strapping blonds, Jim. Do you
remember the one you rushed at Kx-
inoreV" And she giggled unpleasantly,
revealing n set of obviously false teeth
that reminded me of nothing so much as
• row of tombstones.
My busbnnd grew white with rage.
"Never mind, my dear," continued
Aunt Jem; "I think I'll suou feel quite at
home with you. I'll try to make myself
useful, so your husband can count upon
my most energetic support aud assist-
nuce."
"Excuse me, aunt; that will be quite
unnecessary. My friend, Mr. limit; my
sunt," said my husband.
Aunt Jem rested a pair of disapproving
eyes upon the unhappy Fred.
"1 Htippose I'm to havo n room to myself r
"Certainly, Aunt Jem. .Martha will take
yon up stairs at once." Aunt Jem's nose
wrinkled disdainfully as she peered into
the little room allotted her adjoining
Fred's.
"I nope your friend won't stay long. I
prefer his room to this one. In the meantime just push the bed up against tho
wall; pull out that table and take away
this chair. I must have a leather covered
rocker Instead and some dark curtains
at iho window, and"—
Hut at this juncture I lied to the kitchen and sought to slille my forebodings
with the thought of the nice dinner I had
prepared. But scarcely had 1 given a few
needed directions before Aunt Jem's nose
came snilling through the door.
"Flsbl J know you don't preparo It to
suit me. And veal cutlets! You must
put u little onion In the batter. 1 always
like It that way. And what have we
here, rlceV Never ent It You'll have to
preparo some other vegetable* flW me."
This continued dfir-p.,, mn following
week—diuiuffc room, kitchen, parlor, the
doctor's reception room, even his patient.., fell beneath Aunt Jem's criticism.
Then criticism passed to complaint, com-
plaiut to fault finding. Our timid hints
that her presence was unwelcome fell
upon unheeding ears. Aunt Jem had determined to take us in charge, so In
chnrge she did take us, and that with u
vengeance.  My faithful maid of all work
rebelliously announced that the aunt or
she must leave the kitchen.
"I can't stand her, ma'am, at all. It's
bad enough when she mixes with the
cooking, but to tdl me I look like a fool
in my finery, oh!
And Knty's wail rose to n wild Irish
howl that brought my husbaud to the
rescue.
"This thing lias got to stop," Jim announced that evening. "Home is become
a nightmare, nnd I'll be hanged if I'll
pay the bills f.,r ilwt old freak's amust-
*-> ■' .-.' *"   '     %ar."
^
fP-'^mmt *»*
loon
Jiln, >d In Fred.   "It'*
J^""u.'Sf^d:wiiu;;;
to adopt drastic measures, and I votd we
begin this very evening."
The vote seconded and sustained, action promptly followed. The two men
labored inystii-fowM "I* n,)lJ down the
stairs, carrying g.'-at J,irs of chemicals,
until they succeeded m 9rou8lD)? a volley
<'f curious quest"11'11*? froIn Aunt Jem.
But beither r"«*chsnfed her any information, and *.oon afterward they bolted
themselves in Fred's room, leaving the
enemy with one eye glued to the keyhole.
Soon a cloud of smoke filtered through
the cracks nnd keyholes pungent with
odors that converted Aunt Jem's room
into a veritable pesthouse. I could hear
her rummaging noisily about; then a couple of doors slammed, followed by a silence which remained unbroken until
Jim appeared, with the triumphant announcement that the experiment was a
success. But no aunt appeared to question this assertion. Fearing that the
fumes had overpowered her, I stole up to
her room. Empty! There, snugly ensconced in my own bed, lay Aunt Jem.
"My dear," stfe announced as 1 entered, "I couldn't stand that frightful smell,
so' I'll sleep with yoti, and Jim can share
his friend's room. Be sure yott don't disturb me when you come up." And with
that she blew out the candle und settled
herself comfortably to sleep.
Gloom settled upon the' household after
the defeat. Fred frankly admitted that
he saw no way of escape Cor us; that he
for one intended (o puU up slakes nnd
flee from the enemy. Uur faithful Katy
gave notice that she would ho leaving at
the end of tho month, and—Aunt Jem
volunteered to engage her successor!
Jim and I were secretly meditating a
flight after Fred should have deserted us,
seeing no other way out of the dilemma,
when our friend startled us by appearing
at the breakfast table with a smiling
face. This unusual occurrence revived
my fainting hopes, and I followed my
husband to the laboratory as soon as 1
Could escape from Aunt Jem. Fred had
spent the previous evening with Professor Turner, who was even then winning
fame ns a bacteriologist and had returned
with an idea seething in bis brain upon
which be at once determined to stake our
all.
Confusion reigned in the upper rooms
for the next day or two. Strange men
carrying strange liuxt.s labeled "To be delivered lo Mr. Frederick Brent In person" tracked through my little hallway,
queer noises echoed through the ho'ise,
and the two men wc*e closeted in Fred's
room from morning till night. -1 tint
Jem was racked with curiosity, but not
a syllable would the nrch cnusptratois reveal. The keyhole was again called into
active service. Sorrow stricken, she retired after a single glimpse. Unts, rabbits and guinea pigs were ranged around
the walls in wire caies. But Aunt Jem
offered no protest. To science she gladly
Offered even her dr»ad of rats. Three
days later the bomb exploded. Aunt Jem
retired to her room rather earlier than
usual, ostensibly to write letters. The
men's voices could be heard excitedly
discussing the dange/ons experiment tbey
were engaged upon. Aunt Jem promptly
posted to the keyhole and then fell back
witli a shriek. Pandemonium hail broken loose in tho other room, the two men
tearing around iu frantic search for
something.
"Catch himl Cnlcli him!" shrieked
Jim.
"There he goes!" replied Fred, with a
wild lunge under the bod.
"No; see, he's under the door crack!
Open it if you value your life."
And suiting the action to the words
Jim wrenched the door open and flow
Into Aunt Jem's outstretched arms. '11m
old lady collapsed upon the couch, nnd
tbe two men made fur tbe bed. Present"
ly something gray whirred past Aunt
Jem's astonished eyes, with Fred in its
wake. Thru his duor closed with a bang.
"A rnt!" groaned Aunt Jem. "A rat
In my room!   Oh, I can't stny here!"
"No, uor any one else!" said my husband, seizing her roughly by the arm.
"Out of the room If you value your life,
nnd let no one in! This place must bs
fumigated, for that rat was"—
"What was the matter?" r
"Was no ordinary rat." <.
"But"- ,      |" .' r
"We hod Inoculated It" (
"Inoculated ItV" '   *
"Yes, with cholera germa..**
Never before and never since hare I
seen   such   n   sight.    Speechless,   Aunt
Jem   walked   past   me.   Hew   down   the
stairs, seized my hat and raincoat, which
happened to bo lying on n chair, and
opened the door.   Hailing n passing cab,
she climbed in, and we beard her direct
the driver to drive to tlie station with ull
possible speed.
"And my lint and cont!" I walled.
"You shall have another, sweetheart,"
cried   Jim,   embracing   me   rapturously.
"They were worth It."
"And   this   little  thing  did   It!"  cried
Fred, exhibiting u tiny toy mouse.
•        •        o        •        • » •
The next day we received a telegram
directing us to forward bit trunk to her
home. 1 objected to the fumigation te
which Jim subjected her clothes, but he
sahl:
"She'll stay ot home while the odor of
the sulphur lasts."
It must havo lingered quite two
mouths, for Aunt Jem did not again venture forth during that time. Then she resumed her round of inspection.
But she never came to us again.—
Adapted From the German For New
York Commercial Advertiser.
TWO FftlENDS.
Too Many Recouimentlnf Ions.
"Our great difficulty is iu getting good
bookkeepers. The last one wo had it
took a mouth to read his recommendations."
"And was ho tried and found wanting
too?"
"No; he wos tried and found guilty."—
Philadelphia Times.
another Wni.t Filled.
Downlon—I see you buy The Evening Broiler.  Pretty bright paper, Isn't ItV
Upton—Bright! That paper Is so absorbingly Interesting that when you aro
riding in n street car with a lot of ladies
standing you don't have to pretend to be
I uterus led.—New York Weekly,
Foricot tier Lines*
A well known countess was announced
fo speak nt a costers' gathering In the
CftSt end recently, so the little daughter
of one of the costers—a flower seller-
was deputed to present tho countess on
her arrival with a beautiful bouquet.
The evening arrived, with an enthusiastic audience in the hall, and presently
the countess was announced.
Tim little girl, who had been coached
us to wdint to say, walked along tho
platform to where her ladyship stood and
in her confusion convulsed every one
With laughter by shouting out:
" 'Bro yer are, mum! Only n penny a
bunch—market bunch for a penny!"
Tho countess smiled, accepted the flowers, and the child got tho penny.
▲ Caiadlaa Wit ok Ulll'a Beard.
Emperor William's whisker will
razor row among tho German barbers.
Did tho German Emperor cot his
beard ideal from hfs uncle, King Edward?
Emperor William's whiskers won't
make any difference, in his demeanor;
but he won't look so sleeky.—>Iom-
•Hon^ Spectator,
t sailor him who iweds must chop tho stone,
Mint pluck the root up, murder beast and bird,
Then label with a very butcher's word
The bleeding pieces.   Though he build his throne
On brittle (talks and hollow carcass bone.
Still by a princely* purpose ia lie stirred.
And such Ids thirst for knowledge long deferred,
Kind Nature counts him in among her own.
llut him I love the jmiscs make their care,
Leading his feet wherever he may go,
To spell the gentle magic of the air.
Of golden boughs nnd darkest brooks that flow.
He has my heart, for perfect things and fair
He finds and haves llietn fairer than they grow.
—John Vance Cheney in Harper's Magazine.
THE NOVELIST
AND AN EPISODE J
It was a perfect spring afternoon, and
0 little party of three,, mounted on mules,
wuv plodding along the track that leads
from Cape Spartcl to Tangier.
(iiierson, the novelist, allowed the reins
to drop round his animal's neck and proceeded to roll n cigarette. By his side
rode an upright, elderly man with close
cropped hair and a keen faee, and the
third member.of the parly, n young girl
of ahinii 120, was Home 50 yards ahead.
"It has been a first class sort of day,"
Observed the elder man. "Cclia and I
owe you a debt of gratitude for having
looked after us this week iu Tangier."
"The luck has been on my side," relumed (Jrierson, with n lough.   "You see,
1 came over here from Gibraltar ns a certain young person's society was exercising a depressing Influence on me."
"Did she bore you?" asked Ardell.
"The reverse. She lias charmed me
more than any other girl for a longer pe-
flod than I like to think. The point is
that her parents insist on tier having
t.uthing to do with me, which at least
shows they are not wanting in good
sound common sense."
Ardell laughed and gazed contemplatively on (he surrounding stretch of country.
"I could put in another month here
well, but I'm afraid it would hardly suit
Celffla," he said, with a nod toward the
trim figure riding in front of them.
"Is she in a huge hurry to see England'/" asked Grlerson. lie knew a little
of his companion's history. He was a
wealthy Australian sheep farmer who
had lately sold his run and determined
on a visit to Bugluud.
"Xot so much that, but eagerness to
meet the man."
The novelist opened his eyes.
''Oh, is she in love too?" he said, with
a sigh.
"Yes; I had a young Englishman on
the fa tin as manager. He was with us
about live years, a decent sort of fellow,
a gentleman by birth. You meet a good
many of that sort up and down tho runs
tu the bush." said Ardell. "Eventually
he fell Iu love with Cello and asked my
Consent. I liked the chop and gave it.
Then one day there cnine a letter telling
I:it:i there had been n big snap In his family chain anil that be had stepped iuto
uti eatule and money iu England."
"I know," nodded the novelist. "I've
used him in a good many of my books.
Su he went, and you are following?" he
udth tl, with n smile.
"Yes; he said lie would return nnd
re Irk Cello when things were settled up
a hit. But shortly after he had gone I
i uddeilly look it into toy head that I had
i! no about enough work for one man's
life, so Bold the farm and brought the girl
itwtty on this flip," Ardel laughed. "It'll
be sniuewhnl of a surprise to him. You
r're, [here wasn't time to write, so he
doesn't know we're coining."
I'resiuily UriPTSOD urged his mule into
a geuile not and succeeded in getting
level with Cclia.
"I though! I'd just like to congratulate
riuu" he began.
A touch "f color flew to the girl's
dinks, and her eyes glistened. She made
a wonderfully prc.tiy picture, he thought.
"Are you interested in Jove affairs?"
ihe a.-I;ed. with a smile.
'.'.My dear young Iftdy. I've been vainly
tryltiT to invent a new one ever since I
llr>l began lo wriie!" hi1 exclaimed. Then
: U lobe changed. "Now. please tell me
r.ll about hi til—Is he ns near perfection
n- il mere man can beV"
"I don't know about Archie being
Mult,*1 bIic answered, with a laugh, "but
l.e is the man I love, and nothing else
matters much, does it?"
"Al loluii ly nothing. But I wish your
opinion was more universal," he. added,
V MIi a vlgli, as he thought of the young
person In the party he hud left at Gibraltar.
An idea seemed to strike him, for a
quid; light camp into his eyes.
"lines Archie"— lie began, then paused.
• Ty lhe way, 1 hardly like referring to
I.!:.i as Archie. It seems so horribly
familiar.   What is his other name?"
"Trevor—Archibald Brrlogton Trevor,"
she saiil, with a laugh. I
"I've hern trying to get alongside of
yoti for live minutes!" cried Mr. ArdelPs
voice from behind. "Do, for goodness'
cite, rein in your thoroughbred for a
moment. Cello!"
The girl, with a laugh, turned round to
him and waited. Ciriersou rode on and
kept a little ahead of the others for the
res! of the way. His face was unusually
grave, and he neeined buried in thought.
They reached the town, nnd, wishing
to do some shopping, he separated from
hla companions. When nt length he nlso
arrived at the hotel, he caught sight of e
tail, good looking young man standing In
the hall. He was chatting to a giri at
his side, (iiierson gave u start, then hurried toward them,
"This is very absurd!" ho exclaimed
ns he shook hands with the girl. "I left
you to go ou to Seville and Madrid, not
lo follow me here."
Lady Constance  laughed.
"We started, but father was so terribly
anxious to get a glimpse of Morocco that
m length wu had to give in—so here we
Uie."
She moved toward the staircase.
"Mother was a little upset with tho
crossing. I nin just going to nee how she
is getting along; then I will return," she
said, with a little mulling nod of farewell.
< J Hereon watched her disappear, turned fo ihc young man and, Unking his arm
within his, drew him to an alcove la
which there wns a seat.
"You know, it's really too bad of you to
bother me iu this way," he said reproach
fully. "But there's no alternative. I feel
bound to tell yon what an awful scoun
diel 1 think you!"
JJis companion looked at him In won
dor.
"What on earth has happened, Grier
■on?" ho cried*
The novelist opened his mouth to speak,
but paused ns he caught sight of a light
figure tripping down the staircase. He
gripped the younger man's urm und nodded in her direction. The girl—it was
Celia Anlell—crossed tbe hall some three
yards in front of them nnd entered a
drawing room without seeing them.
Trevor breathed heavily. He did not
speak. His eyes were fastened on the
door through which Celia had vanished.
"Sufficient explanation, eh?" said
Grlerson. "A month or so after you left
the farm old Mr. Ardell sold out and decided to bring Celia to you. They halted
for a week here, aud that dearest of little girls Is actually counting the hours
that will bring her to the man who stole
her love and who In return"—
Trevor winced.
"Yes," he broke In; "I've been an aw*'
ful scoundrel. I hardly know how It hap*.
pened. I left her feeling she was all the
world to me. Then, tbe new life In
England, with money, troops of new !
friends, new faces—I somehow seemed
to forget, and"— he paused— "I thought
she might forget also!" he continued
lamely. "I know It wns playing it horribly low down." He looked up at Grlerson anxiously. "Do you tblnk.it will
matter so very much to her?"
"Oh, no!" retorted the novelist airily.
"She has only lavished on you every
scrap of love she has to give, and finding
you arc not worth it will only break her
heart. But that's a mere trifle and not
worth considering. You will be able
to marry Lady Constance aud boast a
wife with a title."
Young Trevor rose to his feet, lie
was very white.
"What do you think you will do?"
continued the novelist. "You see, If you
happen to have actually proposed to
Lady Constance"—
"I haven't!" put In the other man
shortly.
A slight gleam came into, Grlerson'a
eyes as he watched his companion.
Suddenly Trevor swung round, on him,
"Going to play the man?" said"the novelist quietly.
Trevor nodded and walked sharply toward the door of the room in which the
girl was. Grierson came after him at a
run nnd laid a hand on his sleeve.
"One moment, Archie!" he said rapidly. "Lady Constance—you thought her
prt'ty, bright, intelligent. You had money, she a title. Head turned a little?"
He paused. "But it wasu't love, not
love, Archie?"
Trevor looked at him for a moment,
and a ghost of a smile trembled on his
lip.
"No, not love," he said decidedly.
Then he opened the door and strode in.
Grierson walked along the corridor to
the billiard room in a thoughtful frame
of mind. He glanced Iu and saw it was
empty. A second or so afterward Lady
Constance approached him.
"Ah!" he exclaimed. "Come along In
here!   I want you to listen while I talk!"
"I have been doing that off nnd on for
some years," she said, with a smile.
"Yes; but this time I shall be very interesting. I can't remember anything
I've so wanted to tell you."
They sealed themselves on a lounge.
"Are you ready?" he began.
She nodded.
"Very well; listen to this: Archie Trevor will never have the exquisite honor of
becoming your husband!" he aald dramatically.
He was watching her narrowly. He
saw a slight touch of color pass over her
cheeks, but there was a smiling look In
the eyes still.    He was satisfied.
The bantering tone dropped from his
voice, and he told the story to her quietly. She listened intently and at the conclusion Indicated the direction of the
drawing room with a little excited gesture. „
"And he Is actually In there with her
now?" she cried quickly.
"And she's just deliriously happy," he
said, with a nod. He turned round to
her.   "Are-you glad?"
"Yes," she answered softly. "Very
glad he played the man."
Grlerson jumped up from his sent and
stood In front of her. His face had
lighted up again, and there was a humorous twinkle iu his eyes.
"Don't you see?" be cried. "Now that
you cannot,marry the man your parents
picked for you, obviously the only thing
you can do ti to marry tho man you
Would choose for yourself."
"But I haven't chosen," she protested.
"Ah, but you would if you dared!" he
exclaimed. "Just forget you're a lady of
title, forget tho desirability of marrying
a man of immense wealth, strike out n
line for yourself aud marry tho man who
has adored you for ten years. It will
mean a bit of a tussle with the parents,
but think how furious the fun will be."
She looked up at him doubtfully,
"Yes; I'm serious In just one thing,"
he said pleadingly.
Archie Trevor's voice was heard from
the other end of the hall.
"GriersonI" he was crying. "I want
you, old chap!"
The novelist turned excitedly to Lady
Constance.
"ThereI You can tell from his voice
that he's happy. Thirik of the embarrassment it would save you, tedious explanations, too," he raced on. "And, besides, I'm not really poorl My last book
was so utterly bod that it ran iuto 20
editions, and dramatized versions are being played everywhere—packed houses in
Scandinavia last week. I'm stupidly
rich!"
"Come along!" cried Archie's voice impatiently.
"Can't!" Grlerson called back, with hla
eyes on the girl sitting on the lounge.
Lady Constauce slowly raised her head
and met his imploring gaze. She was
smiling, uud the blood went tumbling
through his veins.
"What's tbe matter?" The voice was
coming nearer.
"Tin engaged," said the novelist laconically.—Mainly About People.
DRIVEN TO MADNESS.
Ob Death end Dnrtel.
Fo not solicitous lifter pomp nt my
burial nor use any expensive funeral ceremony.
Thnt mnn wero belter forgotten who
hud nothing of greater moment to register hla name by than n grnvc.
Neither can I apprehend a tombstone
to mid so great a weight of glory to Iho
dead as it doth of charge and trouble to
the living.
Unqniotnet.* Importune* a living body
more than a ceremony can advantage one
thnt ia dead.
Death, If he may be guessed at by his
eider brother, Bleep, cannot be so terrible n messenger, being not without mueh
ease, if not some voluptuousness. Besides, nothing In this world is worth coming from the house top to fetch It, mueh
less from the deep grave, furnished with
ull things because empty ot desire*.—
t'raucia Osborne (15113-1058).	
Orent
"How i*
along, Wil
of tlie fain
"By ii
swere.l tlie
from Aljry
money, "il
paigner nil
of tijjlit |il.
to keep in
of supplies
General of the Fatnre.
your boy In the nruiy getting
eihyV" inquired the old friend
ily.
U'go, sir," enthusiastically nn-
filtlier, who had just received
iiiiotlier  urgent  request   for
at   boy   Is  a   masterly  cnni-
naily.   Ho gets into nil sorts
sees, but he always manners
communication with his base
Pertinent and Impertinent.
"Doctor, your tonic made a new man
of me."
"A new man?    Well, how is he off
Qhnucinlly?"
A little boy who wns asked his name
answered, "Well, they call me Jimmy foi
short, but my maiden name is James."
Some people "who call themselves singers should be locked up for making false
nous.
In a ton of Dead sen water there ere
187 pounds of suit. Itcd sen 0:1, Mediterranean 8.1. Atlantic 81, Knglisl-
channel VI. Iliai-k tva »i, Uultlc 18 uud
Caspian sea 11.
TIMES WHEN AN  EXCESS OF JOV IS
LINKED WITH  INSANITY.
THEINNSOPNOitWAY
PLAIN AND WHOLESOME AND WITHOUT ANY FRILL8.
Borne ot the Saddest Ca.c. of I.iinney
Are Those Where the Mind Is t.'n-
ableto Stand the Shock ot Snddea
Rood Tiding:*. *
It Is no exaggeration to assert, said
an asylum doctor of long nn,d varied
experience, that there are scores of men
nnd women in our asylums who have
literally been sent there through excess
of joy. Many of these cases which nre,
in my opinion, the saddest of all have
come under my own observation.
I remember In the very first asylum
with which I was connected one of the
patients was a strikingly handsome
nnd very well educated man, who was
as sane as you or I except on one point.
Ho was really n mnn of considerable
wealth, but his delusion was that he
was n pauper, and bo would tell the
most pitiful tales of his. destitution,
begging, with tears in his eyes, for n
few coppers with which to Iniy bread.
According to the story told me, lie
wns the only son of n wealthy merchant. In his youth he had fallen
among evil companions nnd had led
such a dissolute life that his father
not ouly threatened to disinherit hlin.
but forbade him over to enter his house
again. After Hint he seems to.have
sunk Into the lowest depths of poverty
until be wns glad to earn a few coppers by selling papers or matches In
the streets.
It wns at this last and lowest stage
thnt news came to him that his father
had died Intestate and that he was heir
to all his vast fortune. The sudden
news completely turned the man'B
brain and brought on such n condition
of excitement that he had to be scut
to an. asylum, nnd when he calmed.
down ngnln lie had lost all recollection
of his good fortune, und nothing can
shake his delusion that be- is ou the
verge of starvation.
Another patient In the same nsylrfln
wus n young and in his lucid moments
n most intelligent fellow, whose "brain
was turued," ns tho saying Is, ou learning thnt he had passed an examination.
lie had sat for the matriculation exntu-
Inntlon at the University of London, on
passing which he had set his httrt
and had asked a friend in London to
wire the result as soon ns the unincs
were screened at Burlington-House.
About three weeks later came n fatal
telegram, "Failed—sorry," which sent
lhe young mnu Into the lowest depths
of despair, for he was too old to sit
again. Not many hours later, however,
came another telegram, "Passed honors
—very sorry crush so great did not sec
name this morning." The revulsion
of feeling wns so groat that (he student's rensou gnve way, and he became so violent In ids excitement that
he had to be confined, I-'ortunntely he
was not witli ns long nnd is now, I am
glad to know, doing very well ns a solicitor.
Disappointed love sends many people to asylums, but it Is very seldom
that success in wooing drives a man
mad. It had this strange effect, however, on one of my late patients. The
girl he loved had gone out to India to
keep house for her brother before he
hud screwed up his courage to tlie point
of proposing to her, but nn offer followed by mull very quickly after her.
AVeeks and months passed, and no answer came to tho impatient lover until,
after waiting two years in despair, he
became engaged to n girl who hud
nothing but her money lings to recommend her nnd for whom he had not a
particle of love. Scarcely, however, was
his fate scaled than ho received the
long despaired of letter from India, accepting his offer and explaining thnt
the girl's brother had received and mislaid the letter, which had .only Just
been found and had come Into her
hands.
Within an hour of the receipt of this
letter tho man wns a raving maniac,
and although bis condition Is improved
I doubt whether ho will ever recover
his reason.
In another remarkable case It was
lhe joy at seeing her husband again
that robbed a lady patient of her reason. Her husband wns the captain of
a merchant ship which wns reported
to have gone down with all hands. The
widow had deeply mourned her husband for nearly a year, when one day
ou returning from a walk she found
him sitting In Ihc drawing room as
bale nnd robust ns over.
With n shriek she fell unconscious on
the floor, nnd when she recovered her
reason wns gone. It seems thnt her
husband, after floating for some time,
had been picked up by a passlug
"tramp' and had been lauded on the
west coast of Africa, from which he
had returned home by the lirst available vessel.—London Tlt-ItitB.
A Saitireatlon to Genln*.
They had just seated themselves In n
ihndy nook by the roadside after a cut
across country and a conflict with multiple farm barriers on the way. After a
pause he glanced at the telegraph wires
overhead and remarked:
"I have no doubt that It will not he
muny year* before (he perfection of wireless telegraphy will do away witii all
those unsightly blurs ou our rural landscapes."
"I hope so," she replied. Then, with a
rueful glance nt her i.i.t --'"1 skirt, she
added, "And 1 further hope lliat tlie same
genius will go on making progress in that
lino until we arc blessed with an era of
wireless fences."—Boston Courier.
Polished  Furniture.
When a polished table Is stained by a
hot dish, one restoring process Is to use
lirst wood alcohol and then Unseed or
olive oil. This treatment Is excellent
for keeping any polished furniture In
order aud Is one of the few things for
which wood alcohol may be used. Tlie
latter Is cheaper than the pure and for
certain domestic uses Is quite as good.
A Special Occasion.
First Tramp—You orter see Bill gc-
In over de fence wit' de bull after
him.
Second Tramp—Must bare been wuth
lookln at
Klrst Tramp—Sayl It wu* de only
time I ever seen him wben be didn't
look tired.—Puck.
The total number of timber raft* on
all the rivers of European Russia Is
■old to be mora than 80,000 yearly,
wltb • total of some 36,000,000 logs.
The Heal* Are Formidable Affairs,
and Salmon Is Always Served.
Gaests Are Expected to Eat Heartily and to Walt on Themselves.
At intervals of eight or ten miles
along the public, highway, Usually in
connection with the skyds stations, are
inns where the traveler will Invariably
find tbe comforts it not the luxuries"
of life—plenty of food and shelter, bed
and board. There Is no upholstered
furniture or velvet carpets or eggshell
china, but always neat lace curtains at
every window, sometimes in the windows of the stables.
A luxurious American will have to
deny himself much that he Is accustomed to at home and will encounter
experiences and customs that are new
and novel to him. But If he Is reasonable in his requirements and behaves
himself like u gentleman he will always meet with a hospitable although
a homely welcome. The Norwegian hotel keepers measure our appetites by
their own aud give you so mueh to cat,
particularly at the noon dinner, that
you are stupid and sleepy all the rest
of the day aud snooze In your carriage
when you ought to be admiring the
scenery.
There Is no style about the hotels,
nnd the service is poor. The household
work Is all done by the landlord and
his wife and daughters. There are no
electric bells, and If you want anything you usually have to bunt for It
nnd help,yourself. It Is the custom of
the country lor tlie travelers to make
themselves at home, and you are sometimes compelled to look after your own
luggage or it is liable to be left. But
you will recover it again after a time.
The people are honest, considerate and
unselfish, but unpretentious In their
hospitality. There are no locks on their
doors, for none is needed. Burglars
and thieves are absolutely unknown.
Tbe bedrooms arc barren of ornaments and easy chairs that we are accustomed to at home. There are no
carpets and no rugs on the floor. All
the appurtenances arc plain and substantial, without any effort at show
and very little idea of convenience.
The beds nre good, but usually the only
cover is a comfortable seven or eight
luetics thick and as heavy and unwieldy as a feather bed. You can't
tuck It In at the bottom or at the sides,
and It Is always sliding off to tbe floor.
It is too much covering for an ordinary
sleeper, and when the nights are warm,
as they often arc, you are compelled to
choose between a chill and suffocation.
The pillows are another nuisance.
There nre usually a bolster of feathers
about the size of n barrel and a little
bit of a 4 by 0 pillow an inch or two
thick, with pretty trimmings upon it.
The big pillow Is too big, and the Utile one Is two small, aud you solve the
dilemma by rolling up your overcoat
mto a ball and using that Instead.
There Is plenty of fresh, heavy, homemade linen—large, square towels that
havo been woven under the same roof
during the long winter days.
The breakfast Is abundant and often
terrifying. You nre nt first confronted
wltb five or six different kinds of
cheese, nn equal" variety of cold ments,
tinned fish, smoked herring nnd salmon, cold boiled ham, three or Jour kinds
of cold sausage, strips of dried reindeer meat nnd half a dozen different
jams and preserved fruits. You arc
expected to partake freely of that sort
of provender nnd usually do so until
you learn by experience that dried fish,
boiled eggs, veal cutlets and other hot
food will soon follow if you are patient. The coffee is usually good, and
there is always an abundance of rich,
thick cream. There Is no warm bread,
but five or six kinds of cold bread baked from wheat, ryo nnd oat flour, besides the national "flntbrod," which no
Norwegian table Is ever without.
Tho dinner is a formidable affair after the fashion of tho ordinary European table d'bote, with soup, lish,
roast, salad, preserves and pudding,
while for supper you get the same assortment of cheese, cold meats, flsh,
sausage and preserves that you have
had for breakfast and two or three hot
dishes. Fish Is'the staff of life and
salmon the mainstay. It Is served iu
some form at every meal, fried at
breakfast and supper and boiled for
dinner, with strips of cold smoked
salmon of a deep rich color on the side
at all meals.
Tho lakes and rlvcrB are well stocked
with salmon trout, which are caught
In nets and kept alive In tanks uutll
they are needed. You enjoy them the
first five or six meals, but after you
have had them seventeen or eighteen
times in succession they begin to lose
their relish.   Beer is the ordinary bev
erage; Everybody drinks It Claret
and Rhine wine can be bad at tbe. larger hotels, but never any whisky,
brandy or other strong liquors. ' Local
option prevaiU throughout Norway,
and In the country districts tbe sale of
spirituous liquors Is forbidden.
Bait and Half.
"Have you suffered much from toothache?" asked the dentist
"A little," answered the young woman In tbe chair, "but not mucb. My
teeth, I suspect, are like mamma's. She
has never had anything done to hers,
nnd she hasn't an unsound tooth In her
hwd."
"How are your father's teeth ?"
"Poor pttpnl His are all gone. They
never were anything but mere shells."
"Well," said the dentist, breaking It
to her ns gently as he could, "It's very
evident thnt you Inherit your upper
Itiw from your mother nnd your lower
:nw from your father."—Chicago Trib-
Greeb Mnrrlnure Custom*.
The marriage' in Constantinople of
nn Englishman and a Greek woman
entails three wedding ceremonies. To
be legal It must be performed nt the
consulate. The couple are legally married ihcre the flrst day, and an the next
a church ceremony Is performed Iu tho
English church, while the Greek religious ceremony which follows Is celebrated at the bride's home. The last
Is the only legal form of marriage as
far ns the bride Is concerned.
In the Greek ceremony no ring is
used, but the best mnn places a wreath
bound with white satin ribbons on tho
heads of bride uud bridegroom. Then,
while the priest Is pronouncing tho
words of the service, the couple walk
around him In a circle three times,
holding candles, the best man at Intervals changing the wreaths from one to
•be other...When-all Jg jjyju^tjie friends^
throw small coins or tokens of gold nnd
sliver over the wedded pair, and n general scramble ensues among those present to secure the tokens.
" Why a Horse Eats Often.
The horse cnu conveniently eat for
twenty hours out of the twenty-four.
A horse which'ls in good health has a
good appetite at all times nnd Is able
to stand plenty of work nnd Is rarely
on the sick list. To be a good feeder,
especially on a Journey, is a great recommendation lu the opinion of every
good Judge of horseflesh. The rensou
of n horse being such n constant eater
is that Its stomach Is really small In
proportion to the size of Its body, nnd
therefore It requires feeding often, not
less than four times a day, two of
which should be early lu the morning
and nt night, while hay should in tho
stall bo always within its reach.
Eat Live Fish.
Tlie Jnpnnesc practice refined cruelty
to delight their palates. They believe
that the fish called tlie dal Is most delicious when eaten alive. An expert
Japanese carver can dexterously remove five-sixths of the edible matter
from Its bones without touching a vital
part. During this cruel operation the
lish is kept nllve by wet seaweed which,
being placed over Its gills, enables It to
breathe.
A Simple Disinfectant.
A simple disinfectant to use In a sickroom or In any room where a close,
musty or sewer smell Is noticed Is to
ptit some ground Coffee ou a shovel, a
bit of camphor gum lu the middle of It.
Light the gum, which Is nonexploslvo
nnd easily ignited, with a match and
allow the coffee to burn with the gum.
A refreshing and sanitary perfume is
tbe result.
The Tobacco Habit.
Chewing tobacco Is a filthy habit.
Smoking niaUes you so foul that you
can smell yourself. Tolracco is very
injurious to hcnllh. Every user of tobacco tries to quit It and finds It very
difficult! Boys see their elders trying
to quit, yet boys make themselves sick
in acquiring the tobacco habit
AN  EXPLANATION.
If you'll make a Jlacnoiti when you're feeling sail
and illr:iry,
Aa you joulil with any everyday disease;
If you'll limply .jilt-sii.,ri aeicuce aa to way you're
glum anrf-wi'iiry
And everything set-ma dull and ill at eaie,
Pcrliapa you will discover, after davlous calctda.
tlons,
The caiue of ill these symptoms which appall,
And you'll smile as you reflect, in spite of various
Irritations,
That It's nothing but tlie weather after all.
You'll find a sigh denoting neither sorrow nor
contrition;
A tear drop's not indicative of care.
They are products of the meteorological condition,
Of extra moisture that Is In the air.
So perhaps it's not in reason lortunc'a chance lo
be reviling
Or to vow life's store ot happiness Is amall,
For when tlie sun cornea out again, again wc will
be smiling;
It's nothing hut the weather attar all.
Ii
Heal and Vitality
For tie Old People.
Wasted muscles, shattered nerves and failing strength may
result from old age as well as from disease.  As old age creeps j*
on vitality is lowered, the heart beats more slowly, the blood mr
becomes thin and watery and the power of resistance  is less>w
ened.   It is the old people above all others who require   the
new life and energy which comes with the use of   Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food.
Scores and hundreds of old people depend on Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food to restore their exhausted nerve force and replace
their wasted tissues. It calms and quiets the nerves, gradually
and certainly enriches the blood and builds up the system, and
makes old people, feel again the thrill of new life and vigor in
their shrivelled arteries. From childhood to old age this famous
Food Cure is the greatest blessing which medical science has
bestowed on mankind.
Dr. CHASE'S NERVE FOOD
SO *ta„ a bona far »».0O.   At all d**l*m, or Ednuuuoa, Bat** at Co,, Toronto.
/ nEIABMLIITBIBUW
A NEW PATENT
An Article of Interest  to Every
Householder,
At the Winnipeg exhibition last July nn exhibit (hut attracted a great deal of attention
from the public and medical men in particular
was the Odorless Crematory Closet.   It has been
2>*
closely and critically exit mined by many ROOtlo
mon of this latter profession and they havo boeti
unanimous in asserting that this olortet is bound
to revolutionize th" sanitary conditions in Chi*
country iiiiilicularly in the towns and villages
where then1 is no seweratfe. it is nsprvinilj
adapted lo public buIldTptfS, hotels, BuTlOOll (IDu
priv.ite residences. The closet la perfectly saoj
tnry and absobitely odorless. No disinfootaftl
is nocoss'iry. It ro>iuirasnomoreskill in-
ip in tiie house, than an ordinary stovt
it up in the house, than an ordinary atovo. Tin
closet lut-s proven liiK'lily satisfaeiory as hun
tired - ol tos iinoiiial- will -how and is lhe  most
valuable BU n'tary tlovicu yet olToreo to the pub
He. If yon are in'erestecf in this nui-st. on let m
semi you ii -lescrintivecircularatul testimonials
Adilre-.s tint O iorlcss Omuutory Closet Co., Hoi
i:«i, Winnj eg, Agents wanted in unrepresented districts,
■vrlse Cur* For Cold In the IIend,
Cntnpbur is much used ns n remedy in
the beginning of u cold in tlie* bend.
Those of our renders who have faith in
Its virtues will probably be interested ia
' ArBaTifr srilMfri.e tTilTSwIss method of
applying It.    Tbe method certainly np-
' pears simple and efficnolous: Half fill a
jug with boiling water, and into tbat put
n tcnspoonful of well powdered enmphor.
Fashion out of willing paper a funnel,
with which enp the top of tbe jug.
The camphorated stenm should be inhaled through the nose for ten or m.ien
minutes, the inhalation beiug repent id,
If required, every four or live hours. If,
In spite of its utlplensnutnCSS, tlie intr.ki-
tlon is persisted in, it is said that (brer
repetitions will always effect a cur,-, bow-
ever severe the "cold in the head" may
be.
Imtiaiivr. lot int I*['*y.
Wordsworth's lines of a child .it
play, "as if ilia whole vocation were
endless imitation/' were recently recalled by a conversation overhead in
the children's ward nt n provincial
hospital.
A little girl whoso role was that
of nurse rang nn imaginary telephone on the wall to talk to her
companion at tho farther end of the
room, who played tho part of doctor.
"Hello!" said the nurse. "Is that
the doctor?"
"Yes," answered her companion in
a deep voice.     "This is tlie doctor."
"This lady is vory ill," ho was informed.
"Well, what seems to be the matter?"
"She has swallowed a whole
bottle of ink,"  said  tho r.urso.
Tlie doctor, not flurried, inquired
what had been done for the patient,
but the nurse, too, was ready in
emergencies.
Mho answered, "I gave her two
puds  of blottiutr oaDPii"
OUT OP SORTS—Symptoms, Hendncho.
loss of appetite, t urred tongue, and general
Indisposition. Ibese symptoms, If neglect*
ed, develop Into acute dlaen-e. It is a trite
saying that "an ounce of prevention ia
woithu pound of cure," and a little attention at this point may save months of sick,
ness and largo doctor's bills. For this complaint take from two to three of Parmolee'i
Vegetable J'tll* on going to bed, nnd one or
two for three nights in succession, and a
cure will be effected.
OTTAWA HAS WHO
WRITES THIS TIME
GRANTS   FULL   PERMISSION   TO
USE HIS NAME IN BEHALF OF
,   BODD'S KIDNEY PILLS.
Was in the Clutch of Bright's Disease^—Suffered All the Symptoms
of This Fearful Malady—But He
Took Bodd's Kidney Pills in Time
Ottawa, Oct. 118.—(Special)—A fortunate young man is Frank Char-
trand of this city, for by the merest
chance lie was saved from lhat modern curse so dreaded by doctors,
Bright's Disease, the incurable malady of tho Kidneys.
The story of Mr.Ohartrand's escape
from this dreadful disease is best
told in his own words :
" I had been greatly troubled by
my kidneys for two years, since having a dose of tho grip. I suffered
with bdekucUe and I always felt
drowsy and very heavy in the limbs,
With frequent severe headaches, ami
oftener still severe pains in the top
of my head which prevented me from
doing my work as I would like to do
it. Often my fingers and lege would
cramp and occasionally I fait pains
in tiie loins, and a vory heavy disw.y
reeling with shortness of breath, and
pain in tho left side. Sometimes I
would eat very good meals and other
times I would take a biscuit and a
cup of tea, and that would finish my
meal. I had tender spots over the
back of the spine and felt very tired
iu tho region of the kidneys, with a
dragging, heavy ' feeling across _ the
loins, in short there was no doubt I
was suffering from Bright's Disease.
"I kept taking the medicines the
doctors gave me all this time, but
they did me no good. A few weeks
ago I chanced to tell a friend that 1
had given up hope.
' ' Why don't you try Todd's Kidney Pills ?' he told me.
"I went directly to the drug store
and got three boxes, which 1 have
used and which have so much improved my health that without hesitation I say I am sure it is but a
matter of a short time till 1 become
completely and permanently cured."
ASK HIM.
"Vot's his name," sai'd one English-speaking Mennonite to another
nt Gretna, point ing to tlie Gorman
Lutheran minister standing on the
railway platform. '"Aksim," wns Iho
laconic reply. The questioner walked up to tho minister and repealed
his query in a more direct, form.
"Vot's your name, Sir ?" The minister, who happened to bo looking in
the direction of tlie first informant,
uttered the one word, "Aksim."
"Vclj 1 did axe him, und he dolt me
to axe you, und now you dells me
to axe him. Yot I do ?"—Northwest
Review.
RAIN.
Th» patient rtin at early nuumar dawn;
The long,  lone autumn  drip;   tbe damp,  fftffltt
huah
Of ipringtime, when the glinting drop! Mem fon#
Into th* first notes of the hidden thrush;
The solemn, dreary beat
Of winter rain and Blest;
The mad. sweet, passionate calling of ths shawm
To the unblossomed hours;
Th* driving, restless, midnight sweep of rain;
Th* fitful sobbing and the smile again
Of spring's childhood; the fierce, unpltying pout
Of low bung leaden clouds; th* evermore
Prophetic beauty of the sunset storm,
Transfigured Into color and to form
Across the sky.   0 wondrous changing rain!
Changeful and full of temper as nun's life;
Impetuous, fierce, unpitying, kind again,
Prophetic, beauteous, soothing, full of strife;
Through all thy changing passions hear not wi
TV eternal note ot the unchanging sea.
—Laura Spencer Portor ia Atlantic.
A CHIEF DISPATCHER.
One Railroad Official Who Has All
Work and No Play.
The chief train dispatcher "handles the
power," distributes the cars to the various stations, decides what freight trains
shall be run and is In immediate charge
of the countless details that arise in the
operation of trains. The duties of tbe
superintendent and the trainmaster keep
them away from the office about half the
time, traveling up and down tho line,
stopping overnight at important stations
and terminals. The chief dispatcher is
always at headquarters and is the man of
details. He Js assisted by a "trick dispatcher" for each dispatching district.
Like the sentinels at Gibraltar, the three
trick dispatchers never leave their post
ungunrded. It may happen for a few
minutes Borne Sunday night that there ia
not n train running, "not a wheel a-turnia
on the division," as the men say, but
there sits the dispatcher, the ever ready
representative of the official staff, the incarnation of alert administration. Where
business is heavy and the management is
progressivo there is a night chief also,
who thus renders the position of chief
dispatcher uninterrupted.
These chiefs work 12 hours each, as the
nervous tension is less than that of A
trick dispatcher, who Is "glued to the
train wire" his entire tour. In the absence of a night chief the details are looked after by the trick dispatcher, whose
work becomes much more responsible.
The chief in such a case usually comes
down after supper aud maps out the
night work and sometimes breaks in later
with instructions on the train wire, which
Is "cut in" at his room.
The railroad man is seldom entirely out
of touch with his work. The telegraph
sounder lulls the tired chief to rest and
wakes him In the morning. So trained la
his ear thnt if wanted at night the dispatcher has to "sound" tho'private call
on the wire only a few times to elicit a
response from tho sleeping chief. On
Sundays the chief Is on band most of the
day in obedience to the unwritten railroad eommnndment, "Six days shalt thou
Inner, nnd the seventh come down to tho
office nnd catch up." In most occupations "all work nnd no piny makes Jnek
n dull hoy," but in railroading It makes
him n bright boy, so stimulating and tat-
(mating is the excitement of tbe work.1
A
FREQUENTLY     RESULT      IN
BREAKDOWN OF HEALTH..
Headaches, Backaches, Dizziness,
Poor Appetite and Insomnia the
Outcome—How to Avert These
Troubles."
/        	
From the Heview, Windsor, Ont.
Only those engaged in the teaching
profession realize how much care,
worry und perplexity Is met with
daily. It is therefore little wonder
t hat there are so mn ny heal th
breakdowns, especially among young
ladies who follow this culling. Miss
Christine Pare, of Ojibway, Ont., is
oiu! who bus suffered nruch in this respect. To a reporter of the Windsor
Review, Miss Pare said : "For several years, while teaching school, 1
tried several doctors and medicines,
but got no relief. 1 bocam-j so badly
run down that I thought possibly a
Change of employment'would give me
relief. I gave up my school and
tried otiier duties, but the result was
disappointing as the trouble seemed
to have taken a firm hold upon me;
The headaches grew more and more
severe, my appetite failed me, and I
wits frequently compelled to take a
rest in order to overcome dizziness.
A friend advised me to try l>r. Williams' Pink Pills. I decided to try
a box, anil before they weie all used
1 found mueh relief. I continued taking the pills for some time longer,
every day gaining new health and
strength, and now I feel as well as
ever I did in my life, anil am never
bothered with the old troubles. You
may say, therefore, that there is nothing 1 can recommend so highly us
!)r. Williams' Pink Pills."
Young girls who are pale nnd
weak, who suffer from backaches,
headaches, loss of appetite, palpitation of the heart, and other symptoms that overcome so many in
early womanhood, will find a certain
and speedy euro in Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. These pills make rich,
red blood, strengthen the nerves, and
give new life and vigor to the whole
body. The genuine bear the full
name, Dr. Williams' Pink Phis for
Palo People on the wrapper around
every box. Sold by all dealers or by
mail post paid at 50 cents a box or
six boxes for $3.50 by addressing
the I>r. Williams' Med: cue Co..
Drockvllle.  Oat,
DAJJY'S ILLS.
Excesses in youth are drafts upon
old age, payable about ,'i() years after date.
C. C. RICHARDS & Co.
Dear Sirs,—I have greai faith in
MINARD'S LINIMENT, as last year
I cured a horse of Ring-bone, with
five bottles.
It blistered the horse but In a
month there was no ring-bone and
no lameness.
DANIEL MUH0HISON.
Four Falls, N. D.
A marriage license is a receipt in
full for the promises a mnn makes
during courtship.
We have no hesitation In raying that Dr.
J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial Is without
doubt the best medlclno over introduced for
dysentery, diarrhoea, chohra and all summer complaints, ten sickness, etc, It prompt-
ly gives relief and never fails to effect a positive cure. Mothers should never be without
a bottle when their children are teething.
Ittne mt the Mnstftch*.
Tlit custom of wearing mustaches did
not prevail In France until the reign of
Louis Philippe, when It became obligatory in tho whole French army. In England tho mustache was worn by hussars
after the peace of 1815, and it was not
until the close of the Crimean war that
English civilians as well as English soldiers In general woro hair oa the lip.
Shortly after tho mustacho came Into
favor among gentlemen Horace Muyhew
was passing through an English country
town, and wns Immediately noted and
followed by a small army of children, who
pointed to his lip and called put derisively:
"He's got whisker* under hla snout!
He's got whiskers under his snout."
For a long time the mustache was the
subject of raillery, even after It was becoming common, and the famous caricaturist, Leech, printed in Punch u picture
of two old fashioned women who, when
thoy were spoken to by bearded railway
guards, fell on their knees and cried out:
"Take all wo have, gentlemen, but
spare our lives!"
The Newry, Ont,, cheese factory
captured the gold medal at the Ottawa fair.
MINARD'S LINIMENT Relieves Neuralgia.
Mr. H. U. Wloan, of Kimball. Man.,
had an excellent) ytwd »f grain. His
wheat averaged 42 bushels to the
acre, while his oats went 55.
One of tho greatest blessings to parents
la Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator.
It effoctujlly eipels worms and gives
health in a marvellous manner to the
little one.
A Difference.
"Sir," he said to the manager of tbe
store, "I want to warn you against that
clerk at the ribbon counter. I understand he has a wife In the cast and left
tier on account of his bad habits, and his
character, sir, his character"—
The visitor became emphatic and excited.
"I beg your pardon," Interrupted the
manager. "You were saying something
about his character."
"Well, air, they say"—
"Ah, quite a difference, my dear sir;
quite a difference. My friend, such people as you may establish a reputation for
a man, but you can't touch bis character.
A man's character Is what he is; his reputation Is what people say he Is. Good
day, sir."
And the young man nt the ribbon counter just kept on working and didn't feel a
breece.	
"Tl« Different In England.
"I suppose It's all right for Americans who vfcil Europe to talk with nn
English accent when they come home,"
reflected Ciiele Allen Sparks, "but you
nevet lienr of any Englishmen talking
through their noses and saying 'I
guess aft pi they bare spent a seoson
in the United States und gouc back
home."
Every Mother Should Be in a Position to promptly Relieve the'Minor Ailments of Her Little Ones.
Tlie baby who is always plump always has a good appetite, always
has a clear eye and a rosy check,
and is always active and playful, is
the choicest treasure this life affords.
The medicine which keeps babies in
such a condition or which restores
them to iL when they are ill is certainly a priceless boon to humanity.
There are many medicines which produce sleep, bait their action upon the
child is similar to that which whisky
or opium has upon a fat 11 grown man.
They deaden and stupefy and are the
most injurious things which can be
given to children.
The tanly safe course is to use nature's remedies. Nature has provided a vegetable cure for every ill. and
her remedies for children's disorders
are scientifically compounded in
Jluhy's Own Tablets. For diarrhoea,
const i pa I ion, colic, simple fever,
croup, irritation when teething, indigestion and all the disorders of
children so familiar to mothers, this
remedy is conceded by the medical
profession to be without nn equal,
its effect is gentle, soothing, promptly curative and never-failing. It will
save pain, anxiety, doctor bills and
perhaps a life. All mothers who
have used Baby's Own Tablets for
their little ones speak of them in
terms of warmest praise. Mrs. Ben.
Seward, Forfar, Ont., says: "I have
used Baby's Own Tablets and can
highly recommend them to all mothers. My baby was cutting his teeth,
and was very cross when I lirst gave
them to him. They acted like magic;
he cut his teeth almost without my
knowing it, and gave him such ease
that they proved a blessing both to
tho child and myself. He has not
been sick since I gave them to him,
and I would not be without them in
the house." Baby's Own Tablets can
be procured at any druggist's, or
will bo sent post paid on receipt of
12") cents by addressing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
DYSPEPSIA AND INDIOEST10N-0.
W. Snow A Co., Syracuse, N. Y., write|
Please send US ten gross of pills. Wears
selling more of Pnrmelce's PtlU than nny
other pill we keep. '1 hey have a great reputation fur the cure of Dy@pcp.iia and Liver
Complaint." Mr, Charles A. Smith, Lindsay, writes: "l'armeleo's Pills are an excellent medicine, My sister haa b.en troubled
with severe headache, but these pilld have
oured her."
Some nlsikc.clovcr 5 feet, in height
was grown by J. II. Wright, of Red
Deer, Alta.
S0Z0D0NT for thlTEETH 25c
A cow which ate a lot of bank bills
was slaughtered by a farmer near Ottawa, and the fragments of the bills
were taken from its stomach and
sent to the Bank of Ottawa. Tho
clerks found the fragments to be of
bills worth $135.
MINARD'S LINIMENT Cures DaiiW
William Howard, of Ottawa, who
owns lot 14 in the first range of
Templeton township, claims to have
discovered a pot of gold on his farm.
Ho refuses to tell what the value of
the gilded find is.
MINARD'S LINIMENT for Sale EverTWtm
The Bell Telephone company has issued an order forbidding any of Its
employees to' play in football
matches, on account of the loss of
time occasioned by injuries Lo players.
Wealth is a bottomless sea in
which honor and consciousness may
be drowned.
A wise mnn enjoys the little he lias
while the fool is looking foi  more
KKCOGNIZKD.
A Hamilton family, not, overbur-
loned with wealth, was! blessed with
;ix daughters. They were nil ingenious-the kind of girls to make a
Iress in the midst of fun and chall
and donee In it at night. The cleverest daughter recently made a
beautiful shade for the piano lamp
froir. a pink evening dress, and trimmed it with roses from her last summer's hat. The same evening a
young man called on her and to low
tuned music they chatted.
"How do you like our new lamp
shade '>" she askid demurely.
The young man studied for a mo-
men t.
"The last time I saw it," ho replied,  "I was dancing with it."
Minaifs Liniment Cores Burns, Etc.
Lobsters' &KR".
A fair sized female lobster carries
20,000 eggs nt a time. The eggs, when
extruded, are covered with n viscid
matter which, drawn out Into threads,
attaches them to the long hairs that
fringe the fa alike tail of the mother.
These threads quickly become bard
and strong, the eggs waving about In
the water and being thus aerated.
When they arc ready to be hatched, the
mother lobster oscillates her tail so as
to assist the offspring to escape.
The young at first resemble shrimps,
being about one-third of an Inch In
length. Thoy have bright blue eyes.
After n few days they desert the mother and swim out into deep water,
where tbey rise to the surface and lead
a vagabond sort of existence for thirty
or forty days.
During this time the young ones
Change their shells four times. On the
fourth occasion they shed their swimming organs and fall to tho bottom,
where they remain for the rest of their
lives. During their existence as swimmers most of them are gobbled up by
fishes, for which they afford a favorite
food.
ARSENIC FACTORIES.
Diplomacy  is the polite name
International lying.
The  average  man's  guardian angel
hasn't time lo toko a vacation,
You might as well talk lo an echo
ns to a person Who always agrees
with you.
Holloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds
of corns and warts, root and branch. Who
then would endure them with such a cheap
and effectual remedy within reach.
Stats of Ohio, city or Toledo, ) „
Lucas county, j w* ,
Frank J. < htwkt makes onth that lie is Dm
senior partner of tie tirm of F. J. CH">n*y Ss
CO., doUig hntilness In th* City of Tyleuo,
County and Stat** ..foresaid, and that Haiti firm
will jwt the mm of .<AK HUNUttttD DOL-
I.AKh for each snd every case of catarrh thai
cannot be cured by tho us«of Uall's Catarrh
Cum. FI4ANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and Bubwrtbeu in my
presence, this oth day of December, A. D., 1W0
, ~- v A. W. GLEASON,
|S1AL| Hotary PubUC
Ha'J> Catarrh Curejn tnk n internally and
f eld directly on tho hlcod and mucous mrfaceu
of the synteui.   St-irl for testimonial!!, free.
F. J CHENEY & CO.. Toledo O.
Sold by Drugging, 7fc.
Hall's Vnmil.> PUIh are the best.
If a man has no virtues of his own
he is apt to boast of those pbBsessed
by his ancestors.*
CAKE OP IMPLEMENTS.
The provident and painstaking
farmer has a place for his Implements, and he sees to it that they
are housed and properly eared for,
when no longer required in the cultivation of crops. His improvident
neighbor sometimes leaves his Implements where they are used'last, oi
about the premises, without shelter
Even tho harvester or mowing ina-
chine is left in the field long after it
litis been used, subject to all kinds of
weather and inevitable injury. The
cost of repairs is necessarily increased under such neglect, and the period
when a new machine will be necessary is mueh shortened. The care of
tools is an important /actor in farm
economy, ar«l a word in season may
be serviceable to such as are too remiss hi this direction.—Implement
AgeA
Ilesw Tlilnira Grow In Hawaii.
How great are the possibilities of
Hawaii as a fruit nnd vegetable growing country will bo understood when
It becomes known that four crops of
potntoes have been produced In succession on the same piece of land within twelve months. Radishes become
edible in teu days after sowing. Strnw-
berry vines bear fruit all the year. The
berries nre of the liuest flavor.
Cabbage grows nil the year, nnd It
apparently makes no difference whether It Is planted in the spring, summer,
autumn or winter. Parsley once sown
grows forever apparently. Lima benns
coLllnuo to grow and bear for over a
j onr, and they bave to be gathered
every week after starting to bear. Cucumbers bear tho entire year, and so
do tomatoes, which, with proper attention, bear for years. Raspberries
bear for six months.
Pineapples come Into bearing when
the plants tiro four mouths old and bear
In abundance for years. Lettuce can
be planted nt any time, nnd It develops
quickly.   The sumo Is true of celery.
Habtte Acquired by tbe People Wkt
Work In  Them.
White arsenic is the form in which or-
senh is taken by the Den'snnts of Btyria
and the Tvrol. Professor SchaUeruehec
of Giietz was the first to call attention to
this practice in a report which he piadtf
In 1822 to the Austrian government ou
the cause cf the numerous deaths from
arsenic poisoning in those districts. He
found that arsenic was kept iu most of
the houses in upper Styria under tho
name of "bydrach," evidently a corruption of "huttenrauch," or furnace smoke.
His statements made were subsequently
confirmed from personal observation by
a Dr. McClngan of Edinburgh, hut for
ninny years afterward the arsenic eaters
were generally disbelieved in, and it was
not till 1800 that-e. Ileise published convincing evidence.
Arsenic is principally eaten by hunters
and woodcutter* with the object of warding off fatigue and improving their staying powers. Owing to the fact that the
sale of arsenic is illegal iu Austria with
out a doctor's certificate it is difficult to
obtain definite information ot n habit
wliich Is kept ns secret as possible. According to Ur, Lorenzo, in that district
the arsenic is taken fasting, usually in a
cup of coffee, the first dose being minute,
but increased day by day until it sometimes nmounts to the enormous dose ot
12 or 15 grains. He found thnt the nr
sonic eaters were usuuily I )ng lived,
though liable to sudden death. They have
a very fresh, youthful appearance ami
arc seldom attacked by infectious dis
eases.
After the first dose the usual symptoms
of slight arsenic poisoning are evident,
but these soon disappear on continuing
the treatment.
In the arsenic factories of Salzberg it is
Stated that workmen who are not arsenic
caters soon succumb to the fumes. The
manager of one of these works informed
Mr. Ileise that he had been medically advised to eat arsenic before taking up his
position, no considered that no one
should begin the practice before 12 years
old nor after 30 nnd thnt in nny case after 50 years of age the daily dose should
be gradually reduced, since otherwise
sudden death would ensue. If a confirmed arsenic enter suddenly attempts
to do altogether without the drug, he immediately succumbs to the effects of arsenic poisoning. The only wny to obviate
this is gradually to acclimatize the system by reducing the dose from day to
day. As another evidence of the cumulative properties of arsenic it is interesting to note that when the graveyards in
pppcr Styria nre opened tho bodies of the
arsenic eaters can he distinguished' by
their almost perfect state of preservation,
due to the gradually accumulated arsenic.
—Science t)ossip.
HOTEt RULES IN BELGIUM.
At n certain hotel in Belgium the following rules were placed in each bedroom,
presumably for the benefit of English
speaking visitors, but need to be again
translated!
1. Ring throe times for tho boodtS.
2. To deposit the key of the room at
the hall porter or mnid.
Ii. To Informe in tho office nr the hall
porter of their departure before 5 o'clock,
if not the nlgt will be charged.
4. That there is any complaints to do
it in the ofllce, manager will not fail to
five due attention to.
o. To shot the door on the nigt nnd
with going nut.
0. The price of the apartments very the
position will be charged more, 1 franc at
less n day if tho meals are not taken in
the hotel.
7. A special courier is attached on the
hotel to make the service of courses ami
commission.
5. The proprietor will not be responsn
ble for objects, money or valuable articles
with shall not have been given up for
nave or show fo? verification*
9. Meals served nfter fixed hours or in
the room nre charged extra, if menls are
not said their will not be disconted.
10. To prevent errors It is of the
greates importance to put their full name
und profession, very well written.
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NORTHERN
SHORT ROUTE    FAST TIME
TO
ALL POINTS
VESTIBULE TRAINS
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m
WINNIPEG
ST. PAUL
With close connection for Chicago
and   all   points   in
Ontario, Quebec, Maritime Province
Eastern and Western States
and  Pacific Coast.
Excursion Tickets via Great Lake
For Further Information apply t>
any Canadian Northern Agent
Winnipeg City Ticket. Telegraph and Freight
offloo, 481 Main St.     GEO. H.SHAW,
TH. 881. Truffle Manager.
FORYOURCHILD
There is no bettor or more useful gift than n piano
and to bo fiuro it is a good one buy the WlUlAMS"
and make no mistake. It is perfect in tone and action and it will stand the hard usage of the beginner. Prices run according to case. Workmanship
the same iu all. We also sell organs, phonographs,
etc.. and Eldredgt- "H" Sewing Machines.
FORRESTER & HATCHER
Y. M. C. A. Blfc.,
Portage Ave.,        Winnipeg
THE
" OXFORD CHANCELLOR "
STEEL
RANGE
Hns won an enviable reputation in the Stove world. In ita
construction every important
improvement has been udded
which hut* Tiitic.lt- it the most
desirable steel range for do-
itHHtic use.
Every detail has been carefully studied to make it efficient, und we are proud to offer
it to you us a model of steel
range construction at a reasonable price.
We make this magnificent
Bteel range as illustrated with
four or nix No. 9 cooking
holes. It litis a large copper
reservoir, Is fitted with improved duplex grate to burn
any kind of eon I; the oven is
large und is lined with asbestos board.
[Mo
It will bake biscuits. In THREE MINUTES oahura very small quantity of coal.
Price as illustrated,    J witM Ho. 9 cooking holes S55.00 (K (). II.
(to burn coal ur wood) j    "    i! No. '•'      " "       S60.00 )*t Wpg.
We sife a guarantee with every rango sold.     If not kopt in stock by jour local
stove dealer, write U8 f«»r further particulars.
THE    QTJRNEY    FOUNDBY    CO.,   Limited, Winnipeg
jfot*/ MHO turivtetM/ &*£ PW
-fits J4 e^U J* *, <A+w*J/ ***/
illoway k Champion
BANKERS AND BROKERS
WINNIPEG,
Write to us for prices of SCKIP.
Get our List of founds.
Stocks und   Bonds Bought und   Sold.
We can furnish the exact amount of
Scrip for any payment on .Dominion
Land.-*.   Do not pay cash.
The main who praises what ho intends tf) purchase nnd eiuimernti s
the faults of what be means to sell
is honest enough to feel lonesome in
this di/y.y old world.
THE PUBLIC should bear In mind
that Ur. Thomas' Kclectrto Oil bus nothing In common with the Impure, deteriorating class of so-called medicinal oils.
It Is eminently pure aud really ufllcaclou*
—relieving pain and lameuess, stiffness
ot the joints and muscles, and sores or
hurts, besides being an excellent specific
for rheumatism, ouughs aud bronchial
complaints.
The entrance to Rldeau canal from
ths Ottawa river is partly blocked
with sawdust. Many complaints hove
reached  the g'orerninont.
SOZODONTtooth powder 25i
If there is a mirror in sie;lit it is
simply Impossible for a woman to
avoid  personal   relied ions.
CROWS TAILORING CO.
7 Wellington SI. West, Toronto.
CANADA'S LARGEST TAILORS
Will iniiko olothe* tu order for
every man iu <'uuadu at lower
prlcoB than any other firm, and
deliver at your nearest lixprca*
Station.
Drop a car'l for tliuir
FASHION PAMPHLET,
SAMPLES OF CLOTH,
and MF.ASIKF.MF.NT FORMS
Uaotlid All-Wool and only Qanulno
MICA   FELTING
Winnipeg-, July 5th, istw.
W. G. Fonaocn, Em.,
DoarSlr.- I am glad to bo able to atato Hint
tho All-Wool Mica It.K.finf which you havo
aupplodtulat pany has boon entirely aotla-
rnctory and I conaidor ii superior to nny roof of
thia claaa on the markot,
ISIg h       J. WOODMAN, Engineor, W. 1).
V. ii. 1'onseca,     176 maws ate.    Winnipeg.
\T7ANTED    I'-vHTIKS  TO   I")  KNITTING
W   loruaotl    Wofurulah yarn and ma-
chino. Easy work. <i""<1 pay. Hand Kntttora
iiUn wniii.'il. Hand -t.'imii fur lainloulara to
STANDARD HOSE Co., Dopt, 11. Toronto, Ont.
Don't Be Idle"
 jtlionip.   ,1'iii0|wi
w«*r."iif Mmsdknittingsox.  Wtsunitij ma. bin. ana
iii..i.ir;.;. an.) f„, t„t wulk .. ..-nt lu.   \, nn, h..Uy.   Thn
l-<*i|.i.. Kiiliiu^.,;ndhmt,. Limited. Turuniu. Cin«.la.
Brandon creamery ttirm-d out 214,-
000 pounds of hul tor from January
to September. Tho largest output
one month was 57,000 pounds, in
duly.
CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY
TIME TABLE
BaultStO. Murln, Owod Bound, Toronto mid Eoftvjq j,;ik.j-i. \i.<i-
any, Thursday nnd fiuturdc^	
TUQSuFrl*, nnd bun	
Moi'tronU Toronto. Now York and
East, via all rail, dully	
Bab I'urCa^onDdintormeuiatepoiuLs
dully ,.	
SIol ni, Loo cm Bonnet and intarmo
di:ttopo:nU Th urn, only	
Poftatfa la l'rnirlu,Ui:ui.don,Cnlgury,
Nolson und nil Kootenay ana
alt coast points,dftlly	
PortdKQ la Prairiu, Itiuiidon end in*
turtnedutti) points daily except
Sunday	
Glail.TionG, NeenawQi MUmedoaa and
intonncdLtio points, daily except
Sunday	
Shoal Lake, Yorkton und iiitermed-
iiito points, uon.f1W*a.l and ni*
Tncs.,ThnrH., and Hut.
nr.
v&OO
10. IS
16.00 10.18
8.00 15.00
7.30 18.30
18.30 11.30
ists nso
Sosodont
Tooth      o£c
Powder    "*?
-    Good for Bad Teeth
Not Bad for Good Teeth
Sutodont Liquid 25c lame Liquid ami Powder 7^ All
Btorca or by mail lor tliu price.   Sample lor postage 3c
HALL & RUCKBL,   New York..
Sapid City, llamiuln, b!iniota,Tues<
day, Tliur. and bat,	
Mon.tWed,, and iM	
Mur.ii'ii, boloraiiio n nd intermediate
{•dints pally oxooptBunaay	
Nupiii«n, Alatnoda and intorinodiato
points, daily excopt Sunday via
Brandon 	
Tuns., Thur., ond Hat	
Olonboro, Honris and Intermodiato
points, daily except Hunday	
Pipestone. Itcston, Areola nnd Inter-
inodiaronointJ, Mon,,Wod., and
Frl, via tiraudoa	
Tiiij.;.,Ttinr.,ntidSnt. via Brandon
Frobyshire, Hjaobi Boufutt, Site*
van,Tues.,Thurs,3o&., via Brand*
Turn. Thur., Bnt„ yla Brandon..
Gretna, Ht, Paul, Chleafip, daily ....
Wert Solklrk, Hon., w3a, and Fri...
Tuafl..Ti.ur*„ and Hut	
Stonewall Teuton- Toot,, Thur., Hat,
Emfltton, M00.1 wod., and Frl	
AB.
1.30
J2.30
7.00
L>2.30
IX
22.30
8.20
I5.fi
ISO
22.30
9X13
15.15
tJ.10
18.S0
11.30
Ul.JJ
J. ,V.i,liON.vli|i.
ttau. Hunt.
10.00
.12.20 11.1.30
I 1.50 117,10
C. Ii McPHKKSON,
(itn.Piut.an
THE NEW JOURNALIST.
Ilia    Itemnrk*    on    Lynching   Cuii.e
lllm a llenli of Trouble.
"1 vvna In the newspaper business nnce
iiyself," laughed Ihc portly party. "When
! left college, 1 decided that nothing but
iouruallsm would cater to tbe strenuous
il'o that I proposed to lend. Iii Uniting
iver the situation I realised thnt the
iisteni Held wns too cramped for my
wt'lliiiK ambition, so I decided upon the
free and boundless west ns the only spot
ivhcre my budding geulus could properly
•.vpnnil tinlinnipoi'cil hy the conventionalities of the effete cast.
"Well, 1 found n small town in the
west where there was no paper and proceeded nt once to till n long felt wnnt.
Soon nfter I had established my ureal
inoliler of opinion a lynching took place,
nnd I felt thnt the situation called for a
few liurnitiK Words upon the subject.
The result was a two column leader,
wherein I handled the outrage without
gloves, I cannot now recall what I nniil
except tho end, which read something
like this: 'tii iilleiucn. think.twlco beforo
jou again drag the nam* of our beautiful
iml future meat city through the mud.'
"The   edition   contninitie,   my   Inspired
nnd burning words was hardly issued
when 1 had n cull from a delegation ol
my fellow citizens.
"'What can I do for you, gentlcmcuT
1 asked, realising that l was facing n
condition, not a theory.
" 'We've kin) yere,' said the spokesman,
'to Inform you that we don't tnko no
shine to thnt llinr article of yourn 'houl
lynchln*. Our lirst Impression wns to
bring a rope nlons with us, hut we remembered what you said 'hunt thii.kin'
twice, so we've jes' called to let you
know tlint we've had onr first think.
We'll he yere again tomorrow.'
"I took the hint ami the first train out
of town.—Detroit l'ree 1'res.
Oratorical sole Obsolete,
"Miss Minnie, it hns been on my mind
a loiii; time to fay something to you, bul
with the unttiral distrust that Is a part of
my lieiiiu I still hesitate. Yet I nm per-
Ktihdrd that you must have anticipated
vvhnl I nn« about to any. It is hardly
luinglptiblc, that my intentions can have
been misunderstood. It cannot hnve escaped your notice Hint my partiality foi
your society"-*
"Pardon me for Interrupting you, Mr.
Wellalopg, but that Isn't tho style nowadays. If you expect to propose to a girl
before the procession gets clear past fou,
you'll have to harry."- j ._,'
"or Maple Leaf
Rubbers and
Overshoes ::
COST   NO   MOHB    AND    WEAH    BKTTl.lt
Tho first deer that were killed this
wt-asnn were shot by James II. Hush
and C. J. Thon.et at Midway, B. 0.,
on th« hill jufjL buck uf the town.
Mr.Hush nindi! nn exceptionally fine
shot, the deer being only 150 yards
away anil running very swiftly,when
the first bullet from his rifle pierced
his heart.
A  storm  of  applause   has  wrecked
many a dry land  navigator.
"MONEY
BACK."
What do wo mean by money
back? Simply this—If you
should order anything by mail
from our Catalogue and it does
not meet with your heartiest
approval, simply return it at
our expense and your money
will be promptly returned without any deduction.
Vou rest under no obligation
to us whatever, and have thus
the choicest stock of Diamonds,
Watches, Jewelry and Silverware in Canada at your very
door simply by dropping us a
post card.
RYRIE BROS..
Toronto.
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The Marysville Tribune
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SIMPSON    it    UU1CUISOX   Publishers.
J. tai'TCfifSOX, Buslmns Munuutr.
TEXMS OF SUBSCRIPTION,
taratitblf in Adranee:
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The Tribune ia publiahed in the Smelter
City of E»et Kootenay. It give* the near* of
Maryeville and the district uud is north Two
Dollar* of any man's money.
i  . —
I   LOCAL FLOAT   1
tet n* be thankful.
See McCabe for matches.
For Insurance, aee "Hutch."
Wc »r j (till without a barber.
See Hill'* stock of winter foot wear.
Oram Belongee Waited Cranbrook on
Monday.
Al. Doyle of Fort Steele, wa* In town
Tuead»y,
A. McVlttee, P. L, 8., waa In town
Tuesday,
Ben Pugh visited Cranbrook and Pal
aer* Bar this week.
E. J. Angers came in on Tuesday
from Cranbrook.
Don't forget that Tne Tribune turns
out good job printing.
Mr. Joyce of Klmberly, was a Marysville visiter this week.
A, L. McDermot of Cranbrook was a
visitor to Marysville Tuesday.
The Tribune tells the news of the St.
Mary's Valley and tell It right.
There la a white laundry in Marysville.   London Is the proprietor.
The Marysville Tribune will not ge t
out an illustrated Christmas number.
See London for wood. He 1* tbe
pioneer wood merchant in Marysville,
There were some rich Iron properties
located at Baker Mountain near Cran-
brock,
J. Brault of Cranbrook, was in Marysville looking at his real estate holdings
Tuesday.
Tbe government bridge at Mathew
Creek five miles west of Marysville is
now finished.
Messrs. M:Leod and Mabrey bave
taken the C. P. K. contract for taking
out 40,000 ties.
Joe. Llndaay, of Moyle, was In town
on Tuesday, looking at the sights of
marvelous Marysville.
Al. Bale of the Marysville hotel drove
in from Cranbrook Sunday evening,
after a week's vacation,
The main street is beglnlcg to take
shape. Tbe trees have been cut down
and the logs hauled off.
F. Tilson of Nelson, bought a lot on
main street on Saturday. He will build
a handsome store building.
Don't overlook the fact that twelve
months will make Marysville one of the
best towns in Kar.t Kootenay.
If you get any news tell It to Tbe Tribune staff. They don't see or hear all
hipplnlngs though tbey try to.
Beattle of Cranbrook ha* the finest
showing of Christmas good* be ever had
and tbat 1* saying a whole lot.
Business lots are selling fast. In an
other two weeks It will be hard to
buy property on the main street.
Mr. Young of Fort Steele wa* In town
on Monday. Mr. Young and Mr. McDonald drove In from Fort Steele.
The engine and boiler which has been
used at the quarry ha* been removed to
the sand pit lower down the creek.
Frank McCabe has had the rooms
over bis store finished and furnished in
lirst class style.   They are for rent.
"There Is a tide in the affairs of men
which, when taken at the flood, leads
on to fortune." Buy lots in Marysville
Don't forget that winter Is coming
and consequently the danger of fire is
I'reat. Put on that Insurance with
Iiutch.
Mr. Tierney tbe contractor for
tbe Marysville spur has put
up commodious and comfortable camps
lor hla men's use during construction.
John McDonald of Fort Steele was in
town on Monday with tbe intention ol
opening up a hotel at this point. Who
fays that Marysville is not a prosperous
town.
A. It. Heyland, 1'. L. S., is surveying
Iron properties for tbe C. P. II. at
Kitchener. He has suiveycc) some
:<'.< claim* and It Is reported that in some
c alms the veins show 18 feet of *rr.
N. Hanson, the governor of Wasa
was in town last week, looking over
i Tie baby city. He will probably Invest
and put up some good buildings. Hanson is a good man for any town.
Marysville,"the smelter city of Southeast Kootenay, Is to bave a weekly
called the Tribune. It will appear to
day for the first time, the publishers
being Simpson & Hutchison."—Phoenix
P.unetr.
Canada will send another contingent
o' mounted men to South Africa, It
v ill consist ef six hundred men and
be recruited in the west. Canadlav*
have made a record for themselves
and more of tbem arc required for the
11 nplre's cause.
Ii E. B«*ttte and "Sam" Morr onpas-
Mil through Marysville on Saturday.
1: < y visited the lUrd Scabble group
o'. St. M.try'a river In which they are
It t.vested. They made the trip from
i iiibrook to tbe mine and back In
v., i.i v-four hours.
N'jrman II if spent aeve.at days in
JiauDiook ibis week.
Jim   lick-nan c ins d an  from   the
II z u group   f cu in   u i. .yt'ck lor Mip-
Ucfl.
Cnarlca Rally brought np a car load
of furniture and supplies for bla hotel
last Thursday.
Hockey ia spoken of in town and
there la some talk of putting np a
Marysville cup for competition.
Oeorge Lewi* will preside over tbe
bar at the Falls View hotel. George is
a mixologist who is a trade getttr.
William Adams has purchased a lot
near the Royal hotel, and will build a
■bop and open a meat market at once.
Chas. French of Sandon was in Marysville on Monday looking for iron properties, and also for timber for speculating purpose*.
Jud Langley, one of the good fellows
of ibis district was in town Thursday.
He said Marysville looked good to him,
and he may engage in bualnea* here.
Conductor Corey ia back on tbe
biaucn. He Is just the man for such a
run. He is always good natured and
accomodating and that 1* not the easiest thing is his position.
S. Lovltt came lu Tuesday. He Is
owner of the Bracebrldge group up the
St. Mary* valley and Intend* to have
the property crown gianted this
winter.
George It. Leas'.; has secured the
contract for the office building of the
•mclter company, and will begin work
ou them at once. They are to be 40 by
25 feet two (tories high, and finished in
good shape.
Herb Sawyer returned Thursday, ac
companied by his wife and baby. Dr.
Sawyer went to Cranbrook lo meet
them, and came back on the same train
They went on to their home on the
Great Dane property yesieiday.
Handley & Wolfe served one of the
finest dinners Thanksgiving evenlLg
tbat has been put up iu British Columbia. It was a turkey dinner, nicely
cooked In every respect, and served in
a manner that was a credit to the house.
Peter Hendfeldt, belter known
throughout this section as "Chlcacn
Pete," owner of a tine ranch near Wusa,
is in town with a load of vegetebies.
He presented this cilice wltb a turnip
that weighed lifteen pounds and Pete
says it is one of the finest In the land.
Charley Early will open his hotel
with a dance and supper next Tuesday
evening. The Cranbrook train will be
held that day to give the visitor* a
chance to return tne same night. It
is conceded by every one that tbe opening will be an event lu the history of
Marysville. *
The baby town of Frank is getting
out of its swaddlng clothes and is clamoring for something to cut iu teeth
on. It want* a bank and a collector ot
H. M. customs to make It real good.—
Fernle Free Press. Don't forget this
other baby town, It want* a bank, a
post office and whole lot of things and
its going to have them.
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Silver at Lowest Ebb.
Spokesman-Review: Sivet is now
selling at the lowest price which it has
reached in many years, Tiuding closed
Saturday in New York with silver sel
ing el $6)4 cents. That was a decline oi
a quarter of a cent during the week, and
it was a decline of 6.3 cents, or practically 10 per cent in the price of the metal
since the first of the year.
Tbe decline in London has been practically synchronous with the fall in New
York. The decline iu price in tbe Brit
ish market has also been just 10 per cent
since the first of tbe year. The price
has been lowered from 28.97 pence per
standard ounce, which was the average
price in January, to 26 pence flat, which
was the closing price on Saturday, The
evident disproportion between tbe prices
of tbe two countries is due to the fact
tbat in London the price is for "standard" silver at .925 fine, while the New
York price is for "fine" silver.
Tbe average price for silver in New
York was 59 58 cents in 1899 and 61.33
cents in 1900. Some months ago, on tbe
formation of the American Smelting &
Refining company, better known as the
smelting trust, S. Guggenheim, one of
the leaders of the trust, gave out ao interview in which he spoke about the
prospects that the trust would raise the
price of silver, just as it has raised the
price of lead. Mr. Guggenheim spoke
hopefully about tbe outlook and said his
company was considering the matter.
The main difficulty, he intimated, was
to do nway with the' rapacious brokers
in London, who insisted on making the
world's price to suit themselves. He
suggested, however, that the smelting
trust might he uble to overcome that
trouble. Since tbe smeltiug trust got
control of the American field, however,
the price of silver had steadily fallen.
"There ore so many causes which go
to make up the government price uf silver that it is difficult to arrive at any
adequate explanation outside of that of
supply and demand," said John A.
Finch of the Standard and the St. Eugene mines yesterday. "On the whole
it may be said that the supply and demand are the prime factors in fixing the
market price of silver or any other article of commerce.
"While there has been an increased
consumption of silver in the arts and
sciences, the supply appears to have
steadily exceeded the demand. A large
portion of the increase in the production
of silver may be attributed to the increased development of the bimetallic
mines. While tbe decline in the price
of silver bullion must necessarily decrease the revenue of silver mines and
even those having biproducts, I cannot
see how it will materially affect the mining situation in this section which Is
composed very lnrgrly of bimetallic
miner,."
I MARYSVILLE
* 4-M-f 44 ♦ ♦♦♦»♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ VI>*QQ&*6****M&&**WQ***$
The Smelter City #
Of East Kootenay
Marysville has a smelter building.
Marysville has two saw mills.
Marysville will be a payroll town.
Marysville is growing rapidly
If you would prosper buy property in Marysville NOW.
SIMPSON & HUTCHISON
SOLE AGENTS
Offices, Marysville and Cranbrook,
Memory Points About
Siuger Sewing-Machines
Sold on Instalments,
Old Machines Exchanged.
WE make bnt one grade of prociur-, aiimit*
ted to be the beet hence attempt*, _; imitation.
We deal directly with th* people, through
our own employee* all over tbe world,
wiling 1.000,000 machine* annually.
THE SINGER MANCJFACTORINO CO
C. H. PALMER, Agent for East Kootenay.
Cranbrook, B. c
'* — -    ni   IB. II.
The Royal Hotel
Cranbrook.
A Word To Property Owners.
The Marysville Townatte company, In
laying out the town, provided a street
100 feet wide for the business street,
and arranged to have sixteen foot
sidewalks laid. This Is for tbe purpose
of making a fine looking street, and
will result In great benefit to properly
owners. Tbe Townslte company Is going to spend large sums of money to
make Marjavllle a modern city, and
asks the co-operation of property
owners to help the good work along.
They are buildinc, nil for a year but
for the future, and property owners
should do the same.
NOTICE.
NOTICE ia hereby glvon that within eiity
days from dale I intimd applying to tho
Chief Commissioner of Lamia und Vtorka at
Victoria, for permission to purchas* the following described lamia in Hniit.li Must Kootenay conimelieing at the North East rimer
ol lot, 3870, tauuee WeBt forty ohaln*, tlielice
North 40 ckuine, thence East 40 chain*,
thence Suiit.li 40 chains to place ol begining.
ALFRED E. BALE.
Nov. 7th, 1001.
Beale & Elwell,
Notaries,    Insurance,     and
General Agents.
Kimborlji TownslteRepresentlves.
Marym-ille, II. C.
JOHN HUTCHISON,
(HUTCH.)
NOTARY PUBLIC.
All kinds ol papers drawn and Registered,
Insurance aud Mines
Townslte office Marysville.
Office at Cranbrook, also.
DOUGLAS LAY,
Uceiicw. Provincial. Auftyor. Ltitn AnaXjti-
ciil UirmiHt and Control Aiituivor to tho
North St »r Miniiitf Company Limit,'..,
Present offlw aud laboratory at tbe North
Stur Mine, near Kimhcrly. B. C. 1'roin-
pt attention given to sample, by mail or
et press.
Canadian
Pacific
Winter Schedule Effect on October
13th.
A New Feature
Tourist Sleeping Car
on
Crows Nest Section
Leaves Kootenay Landing
East bound Tuesday and
Friday.
Leaves Medicine Hat West,
bound Sunday and Wed.
nesday.
For Time tables and full information call on or address nearest
looal agent.
E. J. COV1.E, C. El COLEMAN.
A. O. I'. A. Agent,
Vancouver, D. C. Cranbrook
). S. CARTKII, D. P. A., Nelson, II. C.
'WOOD
Good dry Wood all lengths, delivered anywhere in town. Also Laundry in
connection.
E.   LONDON,   Marysville, B, C.
G. T. ROGERS, DEALER ,N
IN FANCY AND STAPLE GROCERIES.
All mail orders rece'ved are carefully packed and promptly
shipped.    Price list sent on application.
Cranbrook, B. C.
—— -■ ■      ■ ■■' -      -    ' ' ■ —     "■— ™-^
Beattie's for Xmas .
He has a bigger, better and brighter stock
than ever, and prices low enough to suit
anybody.  Come and see for yourself.
Beattie, The Druggist.
Send to—
REID & CO., Cranbrook,
For overalls, boots and shces, rubbers,
underwear, hats, caps, and everything
a man wears
Model   Restaurant
Handley & Wolfe. Props.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT °- tabl?^rS,£dVta **
Twenty-one Meals for $7.00
L. I). VANDECAH, Proprietor.
Relttad throughout. Newly Furnished
Hale. SUM a d«jr and up. Miner, and
proprietor'* bead quartern.
Manitoba Hotel
Cranbrook.
T. WELLMAN, Proprietor.
The Manitoba Hotel 1* one of the beet in
South Knet Kr.otenRy. Gall upon ua
when In Cranbrook.
Ot. R. LEASE,
THE CONTRACTOR.
Good   Work.     Good    Material
and the Price.
Marysville, B. C,
MarysYllle Livery
PAUL HANDLE V, Proprietor.
Teams    and     Drivers,    Pack
Horses and   SaJcle   Horses fur
ni;htd for any point in the district.
Maryeville and Klmberly.
W. F. TATE,
Watchmaker and Jeweler.
Official Watch  Inapector for the C. P. It,
Cranbrook, II. C.
W. F. GURD,
Barrister, Solicitor, Etc.
Cranbrook and Maryavlll, B. C.
Chas. P. Campbell.
East K 'OfenayV Loading Undertaker and
Utt>iint)d Embalmer, Cofflne, Casket»(
Shrouds and all Funeral Kurninhi.if.t con-
tuiitly on hand.
Telegraph and Mail Orders promptly at
tended too.   Open day and night.
Post Office Box 127 Cranbrook and
Marym-ille, B. C.
East Kootenay Hotel
Cranbrook.
PETER MATHESON, Proprietor.
When you are hungry   nnd mint a good
meat.   Go to the East Kootenay.
When yon are tired and want a rest.  Go to
the East Kootenay.
Whfii yon are thirsty and want a drink.  Go
to the Eest Kootenay.
In (act when you are in Cranbrook.  Stop a
the Eaet Kootenay.
NORMAN HILL
Gent's Furnishings,
Boots and Shoes, Hats
and Gaps, Dry Goods
Etc.
Marjsville, B. C.
v^£><me®®S!®s@>si®s0&
Pieper & Currie,
DEALERS IN
Paints § Wall Paper
Painters, Paper Hangers and Decorators,
Marysville and Cranbrook.
C. E. REID & CO.
DRUGGIST AND
CHEMIST	
Ha* juat openeu a full line of Drug*. Chemical*, Sun
driei, Etc. Flue Soap* and Perfume*. The beat
brand* of Clgara and Tobacco. Latest Newspapers
aud Berlodlcal*. """"*' --—-
Your patronage is solicited.
G. H. MINER,
WnnleHotc nnd Rctnll
Hardware    Merchant.
Remember the
Address	
Mining Hardware a Specialty.
G. H. MINER,
Pioneer Hardware Merchant,
CRANBROOK.
The Kootenay Furniture Company, Ltd.
Those furnishing hotels and homes in Marysville should
see our stock before ordering elsewhar„■.
J. P. FINK, Manager.
Cranbrook
P. BURNS & CO.,
Wholesale and Retell
MEAT   MERCHANTS.
Fresh and Cured Meats,   Fresh
Fish, Game and Poultry.
We supply the best.   Your trade I* solicited.   We bave market* In all tbe prln-
ct; al towns of British Colombia.
Our Business is BoomiDg
THE FRANKLIN TRADING COMPANY
Ha* a full line of
Provisions, Clothing, Winter Boots, Gloves, Etc.
Our Prices are Bight.   Drop In and see us.
Comfortable and handsome rooms to T?..«»,K    H/T^Oo K*>     lln,.
rent on tl.cs.cond floor bKLUk   MCCaDe,   Mgl.
If you wish to prosper
Don't forget to patronize the merchants of the district.
PELTIER,   Of  Cranbrook,
Is the nearest wholesale dealer in
Liquors, Hay and Oats,
TO THE TOWN OF MARYSVILLE.
THE KING MERCANTILE CO., Ltd
GENERAL DEALERS IN
GROCERIES AND FEED,
GENTS* FURNISHINGS, BOOTS AND SHOES
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Manufacturers
- Rough and Dressed Lumber
Lumber Quoted In Oar Load Lots FOB Maryeville

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