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xNO. 160.        UNION, COMOX DISTRICT, B. C, TUESDAY, DEC. 3,   1895.     $2.00 PER YEAR
JAMES McKIM
Has just received a largt; consignment of
Staple Dry Goods, Imported Direct from
Stewart &  McDodald's,   Glasgow.
These goods are of the Latest Styles and Patterns,
and being of the Best Manufacture,
are Warrented to (jive Satisfaction.
The General Grocery  business  will be
conducted as usual at ROCK  BOTTOM
figures and every effort will be  made  by
the undersigned to cater to the requirements
of his numerous customers.
JAMES McKIM.
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IOB    --Sj-ZIYMl   PARLORS
-~- Union, B, 0. -^-
Soda Water, Candies, Stationery and Books.
FRUIT Ja. \~������\C1.Ja~,���-���.
TOBACCOS
imported and Domestic Cigars    Briar and Meerschaum Goods.
Th* Above 8toru�� Adjoin, Where Everything of tbe test in their Beepectivi;
line* will be found.
A. ti'. Mclnty e  Prop.
Fall   Neckwear
in all the Latest Styles
Fall   Shirts
Fall   Suiting
in   Endless Variety
in all the Newest Styles
LAWSON Sf    CO.,   DUNNE   BLOCK.
Tailors and Gents Furnishers
���u i���i--j ..i.
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I hive nn unlimited supply
of money for loans nn the security of fanning property -it
low rate*, oi' interest. Loans
put through expeditiously.
Mortgages purchased. Insurance effected.
MARCUS WOLFE
Naxaimo, B. C
V. 0. Drawer ! 7
CUMBERLAND   CLUTJ
UNION, I). C
J. BRUCIC,  PKES.
W. S. DICKSON, SVC*)' & TRKAS,
CLUB   HOUSE
On:N FROM 6 A. M. TO 3 A. M.
KOR MEMBERS ONLY,
Dave Anthony^
Cigar  and   Fruit   Store
8nd  and Dunsmuir Ave.
-UNION, B. C.
NCT3, CAXr.U.$, NOTIONJ,
HISi'M .H'H'MKs.
WHARF NOTES
(.orMr-rptii donco
A noticeable thin*^ is ihe increase in
travel, Ami one can't help regretting that
there are not two boats a week, at reason
able interval1*, so .is tn give visitors lime
to transact business here, and those ot us
who j^o away, a charce to get back under
an absence oi six days*. The ni'Te one
think*, of it the more absurd ihe si u-i-iim
thill a [)i)(,ul ition of 3,tx>* should depend
on one bout and one mail a week. Tnat
one boat fortunate) ��� is comfortable, and
hnr officers gentlemanly md obliging.
The traveller, especially the lady tm triers,
will miss our genial old friend Steward
Smith. Rather ,1 comical scene is linked
in my memory wtth mv tirst meeting with
hitn It was early spring, \ear-. agu, and
the steamer from Victoria to Westminster
was crowded with miners on their way to
the upper country} and the stewards had
a busy time catering for the crowd. The
tables had to be set three times. Meals
were then one dollar each. At the first
table along with others was a clergyman
(nnw a bishop) who was justly celebrated
m* bis enormous appetite, He sat on
through the first table, sat 011 while
that was being cleared and re-set, on
through the second table, and wound up
when the third was finished and cleared.
A wondering crowd meanwhile watched
the disappearance of the victuals in that
apparently bottomless cavitv; and when
he got op and tendered his dollar, nnd
Scott with a suave bow and wave of his
hand said, '-Oh, no sir; the charge is $3,
the roar of Uughier from the bystanders
was something immense. The dismay of
his reverence was comical, ind although
he appealed indignantly to the captain,
be had to pay. This gentleman's record
at a country ina was as follows: leg of ven
ison. half a ham, a brace of grouse, 2 box
es of sardines, a large loaf of bread, % a
pound of butter, 2 quarts of milk, vegetables ad libitum, pudding etc. His pa-**.
total visits were no doubt nccasinnally
dreaded. Fortunately on his return to
England, he got cured of this dtse-isc
which would otherwise have impaired his
usefulness, and brought poverty and suffering in its train.
New novels, plain andlaney sm-
Uodw at Ptra&upy's
THE CUPID QUESTION
Eorron 0? tup. WaiixLr Nkws���3ir: I
am very much iut*r����;i*ni m y-mr tt-i-euria **.
0 titled "Hou-n-Uu'd Ldwr," aud ���*I
them with uu am all amount of a-fttinf actio 1;
but an for Cupid 1 do uot cjUlU agree with
bim. Hn uovhIaS about tae oppimite Hei
oouiijg to our dulivei��QOii from iMU-wh'-i-i
dru 'gery by thoir many invention***, 11 if
His iex wt-ie uot Ucutttiwd at all. Take the
tewing iiiachtoe for esauiple; wai tlii*
luvuuud fur the pur-jo^ of making
womeu'a gartuenta only* Wat it not invented ai muoh for tha puipum* of eaviag
thu Tit uu;'a weary Uug-ar** But porhapn
Cupid ii labonug under the nwtukvu notion
that meu'-ioliith-dt are Mot ittwed, bat that
they are futeued tugothtr with soma sticky
eub-ttauoe��� mtioilarge ur mola-Mea for iu*
���tHDoe. If it ao happened tiiatiume worthy
aeum�� would coii.e lorward with aa invention iu tbo art of dreeiiug, I atu euro M**��t-yr
Cupid would uot be the Imtiu aduptiug it,
if it wero ouly to adjmt hia collar aud
arrai-h-e hit) m-cktio into a fash ion ah I o how,
over whioh he likely upend* a great deal of
time bt.-foru the mirror, aud if hi* good wife
or Uudlaily did uog come tu hu atwiatauue
after an interval of half ao hour, 'lie would
-liiuUle-JH staod thtca auother thirty
miuutui. I oau imagine I mo him seated m
a cnui.'ortable eaay cQair with the tube of a
novel n-uriiug uuulni-e close by hia ear
listeuiotf to the stirring details of some
tragedy t*r ruumoce, Aud again, 1 laucy I
sue him untkiug umo of hisg-��*ipwg m ichiue
iu ih-tttaug to liis noigiib rs across the
utteec, itut giving his wite uihauce to ta*iu
alvsutago ut ttie luatrumeut which was invented in hii opinion in the behalf of her
��ex. Mr Cupid, ai 1 said bu on*, dwells
largely on tie insny advaiitages we luve
drt-rivfd t>om nis next liut I venture to bay
that he is just such a une as w-.ulil sit iu
his eas> chair with totti t-.n��ttd at ihe bars
of tliu sLove aud as. his Mif- to bring lino
hm -.hoe* 'iid st eki* g�� ��ud if it weru nor
���or shame like, ne wuclp ACTUALLY u*k
her tu pu i them un f r him. heing to.i
Ciimfiiria'ilu to move. It reminds u,e of
tlie E-quuiiuux ot Ortte'ilau-l. who after
they h*v�� vaUu u til ihe> area most t*tupiil
are acuu'stouted to h<va their wives ttieu
oome tu thi ir at-��tuit��-ic�� Mid stutf their
mouths fud of UlubUtr till in is imtiuisible
to giro th* ni auy ux-re. Cupid tviiiuutly
ones not appear cataia-nt of hhe (set that
hi*. m:x derive any t*nelit whatever fr-��iu
invi-ntiiiii**, but it ne w*mhl ouly opeu his
KVi:.*. iu! look about linu he would mm-ly
aie Jiat man's woik h.i.. l-eeti reduced tu
ONK rwh.MiRTii of what it -miu a f��-w
Otiutunea a(w, a id still in* aud the other
giti 1,biers ttce dissiiutieii. 1 fe**r some
tup-rut'tual inventor will have tn came
forward wicn a patent by tthioh lie sud his
kind will hava their wifik tlonewithou** sny
claitu ou tli ir attention whatever; hut if
ih's were the ca->o they would still bu din
cuu'euted, tor diHSiuntaonuu is typiu-il uf
t mm i'erhaps Ca*.ud is a r-'prerwitstive of
tneC'JMisci mav. If this be so, we will
h ipn msb his sticticti��oi*ii be   few   aud  tar
UOtMtttU.
t am sincerely yours,
���*!*?M MA.
HOOS^     -.SUti.a.J.e.iU
The heating of a dwelling, esuic-alty
durin-j the full, winter ami cpiiim mouth--,
is a most iuiportaat 111 utter. Lu*rai,tg tint
Mr. Alex Grant, hasjitst pat t,Ui�� m*. mw
huu*�� one ot the i-nnous MoOUry make of
fum-tcii. we repiired Friday arming
there see for ourt*elves what it luak d
like and how it worked. We were kindly
shown the fnroaco aud full eaplsLatious
giv n in auswir to our emimriei*,
i ne one seleoted Iiy i>ir, Grant, wa*
Magutst Ko. IU, iiud adspted fur Wood. It
i.i o Ic, l-'Ug. .ii ft. wide and aOout -1 ft,
h(-h. Tu** tier ho**: is unit iron with steel
radiator on dm return ri.m principle, aud is
cased witb hea**> gslvauixed irou lined w.ili
tin, pri'Vcuatig die u.uape nf he^t, aud
sending lb all up through the uouduutorn, or
IU inch hot air pipfs tutu the huuae. 0. 0
of these pipes leads to the hall, aud aends
it- pure warm air up into thu scoood storuy;
another leads lo the large p trior which is
kepi a* warm a* "towt," ami a tnird is
ext* udud uuder the tl mr to tbe long dining
loom, ending like thu othuis tu a register,
Prom the smoke pipe leading from the
chimney to the furuaue in the oellar, the
waste heat is takeu to the bath ronu
The wood o-iud in the furuaou is abou% 4
feet long and uo moro is u.ied ttiau would
be i.ee sn try to heat a guoi muM Uot bujvb
The economy of this method will be at onoe
apparent. The various rooms are uot uis
figured aud valuable epace occupird by
nnnierous stoves, while tuu workut looking
after many tires is avoided; The* cleault-
nesH of tho turuaoe, wiiers all but the cellar
is kept free froui the dust and ashes, is a
thing that housekeepers will appreciate.
Tbe safety frum Uresis alsu a matter uo�� iu
be lust eigiit uf; and surely tbe distribution
of purr, warm freih air throughout a
dwelling muit be much uiore coiiiiucive to
health, giving greater exemption from colds
th��u the ordinary method of heating by
stoves, The furnace ts a preaent from tho
MuClary M aunt sen ring Co. ot L-ind-<r,
Out., to Mr. Grant, who** linu aces a��
ther inle ageut in Union. It ipeaks well
tar the enterprise ot the man ut adorer-', and
shows that they are utpahU) ot 'ip-jriut-itiug
the splendid &urvioes ot G.an* it MoOregoi',
who by their push aud energy have madu
tie McClary Cu'y ahuubthoid aamo iu tnia
district aud its stoves gieatly sought aficr.
Iu thia connection Mr Audornou's work
canuot be too highly praised. He put up
ths furnace, uufttu all connections aud
oasiuga in suoh a mauuer as to bring out
the good (jualitits ol the furnace and without which it would uot work so satu-fac*
lephee 8l
BNBUI. MlROHim AP BUTCHHB
TJia IOIST 6c COXJK/TE1T.A.Y
Choicest Meats, Fresh Eggs ancl Vegetables
A full line of Staple and   Fancy Groceries,
Dry Goods, Boots and Shoes, etc.,  etc., etc.
tor ly aa it now muat co."a-nly dot a.
Wu not. thai theHti furiuceu are li-ro n.
ing (it:,ervi;itlv P'lyulitr. O m'Utrf-ly \>u: up
in tho now Proibyxiitii Chnruh���iii-nntc-
tion* and ci-taga Iiy Mr. 0. H. T.irM1.
A M,:('l��ry futoauf has alao been orii t d
f���r (Irani ft M-niiwe'ii ne* li m��', oaoauie,l
by the Mm.eri 0 ufi.nl, an.i aiiocnnr i, on
the wny h��re for D \loU KuiiUt'i, nnw
reniiloiice lately .old to Mr. D.   Kil|/atriuk.
FO*je**JIKB DISAPPEAKB
L. W. Fouquier, whonc trial lit the as-
sizes .11 Nanaimo was to take place last
week ^ouyht safety in jumping Ins bail.
His flight is a virtual confession of guilt,
F03I OFFICE REGULATION
The money order department closes at
7 p.m. Thursdays. Letters may be registered up to 7.30 p.m. on Thursdays. Ap.
p'y for boxes to arrive next month before
they are all taken.
HEV. Er. McfcAE'S LECTURE
The second lecture of the Concert-
Lecture Course bein^ the *rd entertain.
nici't will be delivered by Rev. L). McRae
of Nanaimo, on Wednesday evening the
1 lib Dec. 011 The Solution of tbe Labor
Question. A short musical programme
will precede tbe lecture.
CHURCH  SERVICES
Mf.TIIODIST CHURCH.���Service by the
pastor. Morning subject��� God our sun
and shield. Evening��� Sunday the
scriptural Christian Sabbath
Trinity Episcopal church.��� The
usual service Sunday evening.
NOTICE.
All members nf the Masonic fraternity
are requested tu attend .1 meeting to be
held 111 Risk's Hal', C->r llunsmuicr ave
and Second street oil Wednesdav lhe 4th
inst. A full attendance is specially de.
sired, as business of importance 10 the
craft will be transacted.
Chair taken at 8 p. m,
Hy order of Committee.
BALE OF WORK
The Ladies Aid of the Presbyterian
church will have a s-de of Work in Wil-
liains' block, beginning nt 2 o'clock p.
tn. Due. 51b ( Thuisuay ). Every lady
should come who wants to buy Xnt'JS
presents, useful or ornamental. Refresh*
menu will be served at from 15c to -jets.
UNION SHIPPINO
The Ciiy of I'uebla left on thc 261 h ult
ivtth loco tons of Coniox coal for San
Francisco.
The Minnrula left on tbe 27th with
3,300 ions for lhe Southern I'.iciflr. at
I'ort Los Angclos.
The Duntibe left on the 38th with 2.14
tons ol coal fot the C. I'. N. at Victoria.
The San Mateo left Dec. 1st with 4.1,00
tons of coal for the Southern Pacilic ai
I'ort Lost Angelos.
The Tepic left Dec 2, with 4C0 tons
wash nut coal for the Canadian Pacific
railway.
Dec. 2, tile Daisy eft with 154 tons of
coal for the Rice Mills, Victoria.
Thc Robert Kerr and thc Progressist
arc due.
The contract to erect the fence around
the new cemetery has been awarded 10
Janies S. Curtis for the sum of $'4 50.
Thc band on Saturday evening paid a
visit 10 ihe homes of Ass't Superintend*
ent Thus RusscP, Dr. Lawrence ar.d R,
Grant, playing a number of pieces at
each place.
The concert for thc benefit of James
Webster who had a leg broken in lhe
mine some months ago, and who has not
been able to woik since, and wbo has .1
large family to support will be b< 11 tut
the i-d inst. The programme will app ,11
jn next issue��� received loo lau* for ltii��,
The Remains Discovered
The  Mystery of Mrs.  Fitzger-
ald'i Disapp arance Solved
at Last
Our readers, especially tlibse iu Comox
ViUlcy, will remember the much talked rtf
disappearance if Mrs. John Fitzgerald
three yenrs ago last summ.-r.Mie was quite
aged and nearly blind and had gone i*ut
buckberrying. She was list sCen alive
between 4 and -J o'clock on the day she
was lost, on the rotid between Marry
Cneve's and Joe Gneve's, by one of Mr.
Beech's boys. Alarmed at her not return
Ing search parties were organized and the
woods scoured in all directions. The
search was kt-yt up fur tw�� or three da>s
but without result. All sons of surmises
found adherents, but not the slightest clue
could be obtained. Some time aficr a
large haystack w.is removed to satisfy
snme wbo thought it might reveal the
mystery. A liltle over a year ago an attempt was made to organize another
search party, but it resulted in no great
effort, a*, it was deemed u-elcss.
The inysteiy remained unsolved unlit
last Sunday morning wln-h jouoy Johnny
Beech, son of Wm. Beech of Grantham,
Was out hunting, accidentally stumbled
upon her remains, near the mad above
described. A lire had bu>*nt over the
place ami nothina was left but a ghastly
pile of blackened bones, her shoes slill in
form and recognizable, and her pail in
which she was gathering her berries.
The government agent was immediately notified and yesterday morning be
Came to Union to consult the coroner;
and in bi** ahsf-ncc. Mr, il.!'. Colli.*., J,I'.,
left with Mr. Creech to view thc remains
and do wint should Feem best. Whether
no iiKjuest will be held upon Mr. Abrams'
return, will be lor him to determine.
CARD OF THA.NK3
Editor News, Union, 11. C.
Sir:
I ain extremely thankful
that mv sister Mas stirrounecl by so manv
kind (Vienda who look such h warm interest ;n her, and looked so much afur
her welfare. The good friends of Union
ha* e placed me under a deep debt of
gratitude and 1 ran only say that 1 am
deeply sensible of the goodness and gen*
erosity which von good people of Union
have dlUplajed to mv sister, Mffi. Rowe,
in her time nf nnd.
1 remain with kind regards
Your*, verv trulv
Joseph Ungslaff
New Cuslle-on-Tviie. England
LANDSLIDE
Last Thursday about 2 p. m. th" Courtenay School was startled by the embank*
ment iu the rear of the school house and
within a few feet of it giving w.i> to a
depth rt| several feol aad rolling do.vn to
the level below taking fences, outhouses and trees in its progre**. The
school was at once dismissed and as the
trustees deemed it unsafe it has nol probably since been opened. As Mr. A.
(jfquliart.onc ofthe trustees, left for Victoria on Friday, it is likelv he will interview the Education Office and secure the
means to render the trhool bouse safe,,
aud put things in condition so as tn again
resume school. Tbe immediate cause of
tlur landslide was, of course, tbe h?;.vy
down pour of rain; and it is conjectured
that the recent eartluj'ialce mav haV��produced a rent tn the bill through which
the floods pouted with the result described.
A DAWOB
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TALMA&E IN WASHINGTON
The Eloquent Divine at His New
Church.
In ii a j.n i ml Sermon ot Bis Pastorate lu Code
Ham's Capital���Kvery Chrlatlau Mao Has |
a Mom to Fight���'* All Heaven Looking !
Oo."
A Washington, 1). C��� despatch ot
Inst Sunday night saya: Those Who
know that no church in this or foreign |
countries has been able to hold the
audiences that have assembled when
it was announced that Dr. Talmage
would preach will not be surprised tbat
vast multitudes attempted In vain to
hear his tirst sermon as pastor In
Washington. The subject ot. his opening sermon at the national capita] was,
"All heaven looking on." the text selected being the famous passage from
Hebrews xii., 1, "Seeing we also are
compassed about with so great a cloud
of witnesses.'1
in this my opening sermon in the national capital 1 give you heartiest
Christian salutation. 1 bethink myself
of the privilege oi sanding in this historic ehurch so long presided over by
one of the most remarkable men of the
century. There are plenty of good
ministers besides Dr. Sunderland, but
1 do nut know of any man except himself with enough brain to have stood
successfully and triumphantly 4-i years
in this conspicuous pulpit. Long distant be the year when that gospel
chieftain shall put down the silver
trumpet with which lie has marshaled
the hosts of Israel or sheathe the
sword with which he has struck such
mighty blows for God and righteousness. I come to you with tne same gospel that he has preached and to join
you In all kinds of work for making
the world better, and I hope to see you
all in your homes and have you all
come and see me, but don't all come
at once, and without any preliminary discourses as to what I propose to do I begin here and now to
cheer you with the thought that all
heaven Ib sympathetically looking on.
"Seeing we also are compassed about
with so great a cloud of witnesses."
Crossing the Alps by the Mount Cenls
pass, or through the Mount Cenls tunnel, you are in a few hours set down at
Verona, Italy, and in a few minutes
begin examining one of the grandest
ruins of the world���the amphitheater.
The whole building sweeps around you
ln a circle. You stand in the arena
where the combat was once fought or
the race run, and on all sides the seats
rise, tier above tier, until you count
40 elevations, or galleries, as I shall see
fit to call them, In which sat the senators, the kings and the 25,001) excited
spectators. At the sides of the arena
and under the galleries are the cages
ln which the lions and tigers are kept
without food, until, frenzied with
hunger and thirst, they are let out upon some poor victim, who, with his
sword and alone, Is condemned to meet
them. I think that Paul himself once
stood In such a place, and that It
was not only figuratively, but literally,
that he had "fought with beasta at
Bphesus."
The gala day has come. From all the
world the people are pouring Into Verona, Men, women and children, orators and senators, great men and
email, thousands upon thousands come,
until the first gallery Is full, and the
second, the third, the fourth, the fifth
���and all the way up to the twentieth,
ill the way up to the thirtieth, all the
way up to the fortieth. Every place Is
tilled. Immensity of audience sweeping
the great circle. Silence! The time for
the contest has come. A Roman official
leads forth the victim into the arena.
Let him get his sword with firm grip
into his right hand. The 25,000 sit
Breathlessly watching. 1 hear the door
it the side of the arena creak open.
Out plunges the half starved lion, his
tongue athirat for blood, and, with a
roar that brings all tpe galleries to
their feet he rushes against the sword
of the combatant. Do you know how
strong a stroke a man will strike when
his life depends upon the first thrust of
his blade? The wild beast, lame and
bleeding, Blinks back toward the side
of the arena; then, rallying his wasting strength, he comes up with fiercer
eye and more terrible roar than ever,
only to be driven back with a fatal
wound, while the combatant comes in
with stroke after stroke, until the monster Is dead at his feel, aud the 25,000
people clap tlielr hands and utter a
shout that makes the city tremble.
Sometimes the audience came to see
a race, sometimes to sue gladlatora
light each other, until the people, compassionate for the fallen, turned their
thumbs up as an appeal that the vanquished be spared, and sometimes the
combat was with wild beasts.
To an amphltheatrical audience Paul
refers wheu he says, "We are cojn-
passeU about with ao great a oloud of
witnesses."
The fact Is that every Christian man
has a lion to light. Yours ls a bad
tempera The gaius of the arena have 1
been Opened, and this tiger has come j
out to destroy your soul, it has lacer- i
a ted you with many a wound. You
have been thrown by It time and
again, but In tlie Strength ot liod you
have arisen ,to drive It back, i verily
believe yuu will conquer. I think that
the temptation ls getting weaker and
weaker. \'ou bave given It so many
wounds that the prospect Is that It will
die, and you shall be victor through
Christ* Courage, brother! Do not let
the sands ot toe arena urink the blood
of your soul.
Vour Hon is the passion for strong
drink. You may have contended
against It 20 years, but It Js strong of
body and thirsty of tongue. Vou have
tried to fight It back with broken bottle or empty wine flask. Nay, that is
not tho weapon, With one horrible
roar he will seize thee by the throat
and rend thee limb from limb. Take
this weapon, sharp and keen, reach
up and get It from God's armory���the
sword of the spirit. With that thou
mayest drive him back and conquer.
But why specify when every man
and woman has a lion to fight? If
there be one here who has no besetting
Bin, Jet bim speak out, for him I have
offended, if you have not fought the
lion, it Is because you have let the
lion eat you up. Thia very moment the
contest goes on. The Trajan celebra-
where  10,000    gladiators  fought
not so terrific a struggle as that which
at this moment goes on In many a
���oul. That combat was for the life of
the body; this ls for the life of the soul.
That was with wild beasts from the
Jungie; this is wHh the roaring lion of
hell
Men think when they contend against
an evil habit that they have to fight
It all alone. No. They atand in the
center of an immense circle of sympathy. ��� Paul had been reciting the
names of Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Joseph, Gideon and
Barak and then says, "Being compassed about with so great a cloud of
witnesses."
Before 1 get through, I will Bhow you
I that you fight in an arena, around
i whioh circle, in galleries above each
other, all the kindling eyes and all the
sympaithetlo hearts of the ages, and
at every victory gained there comes
down the thundering applause of a
great multitude that ho man can number. "Being compassed about with so
great a cloud of witnesses."
On the first elevation of the ancient
amphitheater, on the day of a celebration, sat Tiberius, or Augustus, or
the reigning king. So, In the great
arena of spectators that watch our
Struggles, and in the first divine gallery, as l shall call It, sits our king,
onu Jesus. On his head are many
crowns! The Roman emperor got his
plaoe by cold blooded conquests, but
our king hath come to his place by the
broken hearts healed, and the tears
wiped away, and 'the souls redeemed.
The Roman emperor sat, with folded
arms, Indifferent as to whether the
swordsman or the lion beat, but our
king's sympathies are all wrth us. Nay,
unheard of condescensions! I see him
come down from the gallery Into the
arena to help us In the fight, shouting,
until all up and down his voice is
heard: "Fear not! I will help thee! I
will strengthen thee by the right hand
of my power!"
They gave to the men in the arena,
in the olden time, food to thicken
their blood, so that It would How slowly, and that for a longer time the people might gloat over the scene. But
our King has no pleasure in our
wounds, for we are bone of hipbone,
flesh of his flesh, blood of his blood.
In all the anguish of our heart.
The Man of Sorrows bore a part.
tion,
and 11,000 wild beasts were slain, was
Once, in the ancient amphitheater, a
lion with one paw caught the combatant's sword -and with his other paw
caught his shield. The man took his
knife from his girdle and slew the
beast. The king, sitting In the gallery,
said, "That was not fair; the lion must
be slain by a sword." Other lions
were turned out, and the poor victim
fell. You cry, "Shame, same!" *a>t such
meanness. But the king, in this case,
Is our brother, and he will see that we
have fair play. He will forbid the
rushing out of more lions than we can
meet. He will not suffer us to be
tempted above that we are able. Thank
God! The King is in the gallery! His
eyes are on us. His heart is wlith us.
His hand will deliver us. "Blessed
nre all they who put their truslt in
Him!"
I look again, and I see the angelic
gallery. There they are���the angel
that swung the sword at the gate of
Eden, the same that Ezekiel saw upholding the throne of God and from
whleh I look away, for the .splendor Is
insufferable. Here are the guardian
angels. That one watched a patriarch;
this one proteoted a child; that one
has been pulling a soul out of temptation. All these are messengers of
light. Those drove the Spanish armada on the rocks. This 'turned Sennacherib's living hosts Into a heap of
185,000 corpses. Those yonder chanted
the Christmas carol over Bethlehem
until the chant woke the shepherds.
Tnese at creation stood in the balcony
of heaven and serenaded the newborn
world wrapped ln swaddling clothes of
light And there, holier and mightier
than all, ls Michael, the archangel. To
command an earthly host gives dignity, but this one Is leader of the 20,000
chariots of God and of the ten thousand times ten thousand angels.
I think God gives command to the
archangel, and the archangel lo the
seraphim, and the seraphim to the
cherubim until all the lower orders of
heaven hear the command and go forth
on the high behest.
Now, bring on your lions. Who can
fear/ All the spectators In the angelic gallery are our friends. "He
shall give his angels charge over thee
to keep thee In all thy ways. They
shall bear thee up In their hands, lest
thou dash thy foot against a stone.
Ihou shalt tread upon the Hon and
adder; tho young Hon and the dragon
shalt thou trample under foot."
Though the arena be crowded with
temptations, we shall, with the angelic help, strike them down In the name
of God and leap cr their fallen carcasses. Oh, bending throng of bright,
angelic faces and swift wings and
lightning foot, I hall you to-day from
the dust and struggle of the arena!
I look again, and I see the gallery
of the prophets and apostles. Who
are those mighty ones up yonder?
Hosea and Jeremiah nnd Daniel and
Isaiah and Paul and Peter and John
and James. There sits Noah, waiting
for all tho world to come Into the ark,
and Muses, waiting till the last Hed
I sea shall divide, and Jeremiah, wait-
i Ing for the Jews to return, nnd John
uf tho Apocalypse, waiting for the
swearing of the angel that time shall
be no longer. Glorious spirits! Ye
were howled at; ye were stoned; ye
were spit upon. They have been In
the fight themselves, and they are nil
with us. Daniel knows all about lions.
Paul'fought With beasts nt Ephesus.
in the ancient amphitheater, the
people got fo excited that they would
shout from the galleries to the men la
the arena: "At It again!" "Forward!"
"One more stroke!" "Look out!" "Fall
back!" "Huzza, huzza!" So In that
gallery, prophetic and apostolic, they
cannot keep their peace. Daniel cries
out, "Thy God will deliver thee trom
the mouth of the lions!" David exclaims, "He will not Suffer thy foot to
be moved!" Isaiah calls out, "Fear
no,t! I am with thee! Be not dismayed!" Paul exclaims, "Vlotory through
our Lord Jesus Christ!" That throng
of prophets and apostles cannot keep
still. They make the welkin ring with
shouting and hallelujahs.'
I look again, and I see the gallery
of the martyrs. Who Is that? Hugh
Latimer, sure enoughl He would not
apologize for the truth preached, and
so he died, the night before swinging
from the bedpost in perfect glee at
the thought of emancipation. Who
are that army of 6,666? They are the
Theban legion who died for the faith.
Here ls a larger host tn magnificent
array���884,000���who perished for Christ
ln the persecutions of Diocletian.
Yonder ls a family group, Felicltas of
Rome and her children. While they
were dying for the faith she stood encouraging them. One son was whipped to death by thorns; another was
flung from a reck; another was beheaded. At last the mother became a
martyr. There they are, together���a
family group In heaven! Yonder ts
John Bradford, who said, ln the fire,
"We shall have a merry supper with
the Lord to-night!" Yonder is Henry
Voes, who exclaimed, as he died, "If
I had ten heads, they should all fall
oft for Christ!" The great throng of
the martyrsl They had hot lead poured down their throats; horses were
fastened to their hands, and other
horses to their leet, and thus they
weie pulled apart; they .had their
tongues pulled out by redhot pinchers;
they were sewed up In the skins of
animals, and then thrown to the dogs;
they were daubed with combustibles
and Bet on fire! If all the martyrs'
stakes that have been kindled could
be set at proper distances, they would
make the midnight, all the world over,
bright as noonday! And now they
sit yonder ln the martyrs' gallery. For
them the fires of persecution hnve
gone out. The swords are sheathed
and the mob hushed. Nfcw they
watch us with nn all obs<*vlng sympathy. They know all the pain, all
the hardship, all the anguish, all the
Injustice, all the privation. They
cannot keep still. They cry: "Courage! The fire win not consume. The
floods cannot drown. The lions cannot devour! Courage, down there in
the arena."
What, are they all looking? This
night we answer back the salutation
they give, and cry, "Hall, sons and
daughters of the fire!"
I look again, and 1 see another gallery, that of eminent Christians. What
strikes me strangely is the mixing in
companionship of those who on earth
could not agree,   lhere I see Martin
Luther,   and  beside    him    a    Roman
Catholic who looked  beyond  the superstitions of his church and is saved I
Thero  is  Albert  Barnes,   and  around
him the presbvtery who tried him for
heterodoxy!   Yonder Is Lyman Beecher and the church court that denounced him!   Stranger than all, there are
John    Calvin    and    James  Armlnlus!
Who would have thought they would
sit   so   lovingly   together?   There    are
George Whltefield    and     the    bishops
who would not let him come into their
pulpits   because   they   thought  him   a
fanatic.   There are the sweet singers
Toplady,   Montgomery,    Charles   Wesley, Isaac Watts and Mrs. Slgourney.
If heaven had had no music   before
they went up, they would have started  the singing.   And  there  the band
of  missionaries���David Abeel,   talking
of China redeemed, and John Scudder,
of Indian saved, and David Bralnerd
of   the   aborigines   evangelized,    and
Mrs. Adoniram Judson, whose prayers
for  Burma  took heaven  by violence.
All these  Christians are looking into
the arena.   Our struggle is nothing to
theirs.   Do we, in Christ's cause, suffer    from    the   cold ?    They    walked
Greenland's   icy   mountains.   Do    we
suffer from the heat? They sweltered
in the tropics.   Do    we get latigued?
They  fainted,  with none  to  care for
them but cannibals.    Are    we   persecuted?   They    were      anathematized.
And as they look  from  their gallery
and see us falter ln  the presence of
the lions I seem to hear Isaac Watts
addressing us in his old hymn, only a
little changed:
They see the triumph from afar,
And seize it with their eye.
When that illustrious day shall rise,
And all thine armies shine
In robes of victory through the skies
The glory shall be thine.
My hearers, shall we die in the arena
or rise to join our friends in the gallery? Through Christ we may come off
more than conquerors. A soldier dying
in the hospital rose up in bed the last
moment and cried: "Here! Here!" His
attendants put him back on his pillow
and asked him why he shouted "Here!"
"Oh, I heard the roll-call of heaven,
and 1 was only answering to my
name." I wonder whether, after tfcls
battle of life is over, our names will
be called in tbe muster roll of the pardoned and glorified, and with the joy
of heaven breaking upon our souls we
shall cry: "Here! Here!"
IM1KKHOM. ON  WOMKVt-, KlGHTB,
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Tuc Great Aguoitlc Would Open Ml Wtiikn
tu the fair N-'\.
FUNERALS   BY   PHONOGRAPH.
Undertaker's Machine Has Never
Spoken a Profane Word.
Must you be carried to the skies
On flowery beds of ease,
While others fought to win the prize,
Or sailed through bloody seas?
Toplady   shouts in his old hymn:
Your harps, ye trembling saints,
Down from the willows take,
Loud to their praise of love divine,
Bid every string awake.
While Charles Wesley, the Methodist,
breaks forth in his favorite words, a
little varied:
A charge to keep you have,
A God to glorify;
A never dying soul to save,
And fit it for the sky!
I look again, and I see the gallery of
our departed. Many of those ln the
other galleries we have heard of, but
these we know. Oh, how familiar their
faces! They sat at our tables, and we
walked to the house of God In company. Have they forgotten us? Those
fathers and mothers started us on the
road of life? Are they careless as to
what becomes of us? And those children���do they look on with stolid indifference as to whether we win or lose
this battle for eternity? Nay. I see
that child running his hand over your
brow and saying, "Father, do not fret;
mother, do not worry." They remember
tlie day thoy left us. They remember
the agony of the last farewell. Though
years ln heaven, they know our faces.
They remember our sorrows. They
Speak our names. They watch this
light for heaven. Nay, 1 see them rise
Up and leap over aud wave before us
their recognition and encouragement.
That gallery Is not full. They are |
keeping plaoea for us. After we have
Slain tlie linn tliey expect the king to !
cull us, saying, "Come up higher." Be-
tween tin; imt struggles in thy arena ;
l wipe tlie sweat from my brow anil |
Ktaml on tip-toe, reaching up my right
im ml to olasp their lingers in rapturous
handshaking, while their voices come
ringing down from the gallery, crying,
"lie thou faithful uiuo death, and you
shall have a crown."
Hut here 1 pause, overwhelmed with
the majesty uml joy of the scene. Gallery of tlie king! Gallciy of angels! Gallery of prophets and apostles! Gallery
of friends and kindred! Oh, majestic
circles of light ahd love! Throngs!
Throngs! Throngsl How shall we
.stand the gaze of the universe? Myriads of eyes beaming on us! Myriads
ofhearts beating in sympathy for us!
How shall we ever dare to sin again?
How sliall we ever become discouraged
again? How shall we ever feel lonely
again? With God for us, and angels for.
us, the prophets and apostles for us,
and the great souls of the ages for us,
and our glorified kindred for us, shall
we give up the-light and die? No, Son
of God, who didst die to save us! No,
ye angels, whose wings are Bpread
forth to shelter us! No, ye prophets
and apostles, whose warnings startle
us! No, ye loved ones, whose arms are '
outstretched to receive us! No, we will
never surrender!
Sure I must fight If I would reign-
Be faithful to my Lord,
And bear the cross, endure the pain.
Supported by Thy word.
The saints In all the glorious war
Shall conquer, though they die,
"Personally I have no objection to
women lawyers," snlil Colonel Robert
Ingersoll In a recent lecture. " 1 would
not like to try ciihob iigninst them II
they wero handsome, and especially
beforo nn old Judge, old men being
enslly fluttered, nor belore n young
Jury. It is very hard to compete with
a woman when the Is plaintiff or do-
fendnnt, nnd it would bo equnlly hard
to detent her us n lawyer, But I hardly think tho native woman iu very
well adapted to the practlco of law.
It does not call Into piny tho tetter
and higher faculties. There Is n good
deal of cunning and pretense, and a
good deal thnt ls iilong the lower
lines of conduct; not much opportunity for generosity or nobility.
" Of course, tliere are exceptions,
but thc trouble is they nre exceptions.
" I think woman hue plenty of ability to understand nnd practise law,
but 1 really think the profession would
run a little across her grain. I think
she is better qualified for medicine,
and, after all, there Is not a nobler
profession thnn the medical. A doctor is ln partnership with nature. He
lessens pnln and advances tho happiness of human lite, and to do these
thing.-] ls In exact accordance with the
nature ol woman. I have always
thought woman wns the equal ol man
Intellectually, providing she had the
same opportunities. In school the girls
were always ahead of the boys. They
were always smart and certainly they
would remain so except lor the fact
that they get married, stop studying, nnd become overwhelmed with
the drudgery nnd toil of domestic Ule
and finally resign themselves to their
fate aud let Intellectual questions be
settled by their husbands und sons.
A great many men In this country
Imagine women nro interior, hut we
have as yet produced no writer ot I
fiction in the United States tho equal
of George Eliot or George Sand or
poet equal to Mrs. Browning, nnd It
would troublo us Bomewhat to name
many politicians the equal of Harriet
Martlneau. So I Insist men and
women, given equal opportunities, are
substantially equal In tho Intellectual
world. And I want every avenue open
to womnn thnt leads to wealth, buc*
cess and liberty. And I hope that some
time I may have the pleasure ot becoming acquainted with a modern
Portia."
CONCENTRATED EXTRACT.
A preferred creditor���one who never
presents his bill.
Tho only way to find a Iriend ls
to be one.���Emerson.
Opinion Is a, medium between knowledge and ignorance.���Plato.
The sure way to miss success ls to
miss the opportunity.���Chasten.
Minds which never rest are subject
to many digressions.���J oubert.
The pursuit even ot the best things
ought to be cajm and tranquil.���
Cicero.
If tho poor man cannot always get
meat, the rich man cannot always
digest It.���Giles.
It ls said that out of 70,000 British
soldiers tn India 24,000 are professed
total abstainers. It sounds like a
prohibition story.
Whon the bicycle is put up for the
winter, It should not be, allowed to
stand ou the floor. It should be
hung up with tho tires partially Inflated ; this will tend to preserve the
tires.
The night blooming Jessamine shows
no Bpecial charm through the day,
but at tho approach ol evening Its
Ilttlo candle-shaped flowers present a
picture ol singular licauty, while
thoy fill the wholo air with their
fragrance.
ItlBoasy In tho world to live alter
tlm world's opinion; It is easy ln
solitude to live alter our own; but
the great man is lio who In thu
midst of the crowd keeps with perleet
sweetness 'ho Independence of solitude,
���Emerson.
Ilo that walks through lifu with an
oven temper and a gentle patience,
patient with himself, patient with
others, patient with difficulties .and
crossos, has an overy-day greatness
beyond that whleh Is won In battle
or chanted in cathedrals.���Dr. Dewey.
A DANOEIROU8 PRACTICE.
A���Ls dyeing tlie hair dangerous
as tlie doctors would make It appear '.'
B���Certainly, yuu ' may take my
word tor It. Only last spring an
undo of mine dyed his hair, and in
tliroo weeks lie was married to a
widow with four children,���Fliegende
Blnetter.
THE RULING  PASSION.
The sufferer slowly raised, his eye*
liito. " Where am 11" ho asked.
" You were run' Into by' another
bicyclist," answered, the attendant.
Later, as ho was about to breathe
his last, he asked ln a touching manner, " What was tho name of his
machine ?"
An extraordinary woman has Just
passed away ln the person of Mme.
Rowstoka, of Lille, France, who was
112 years old. Bhe served as a con-
toniere ot a Polish regiment during
the Russian campaign, was 12 times
under nre. received, three wounds,
and wae decorated with the silver
cross.    Bhe had survived her 15 clilld-
Tliiuka tha Time UIU Como Whe��|WeU-
(llnga, |Too, Will be Performed by the
Aid of the Little Cylinder���Mourners
All Deeply Moved.
A tuneral service by phonograph,
says the New York Herald, is, in the
opinion of " Ate" Stilwcll, nn undertaker, much more ettectlve than that
by word of mouth. Ho found that out
when the " Fat Baby" died nt Coney
Island liiHt summer, nnd ho has had
several other phonograph funerals be*
sidcB. Ho lives at GrnveBOnd, not far
from Coney Island, and although he Is
getting along in years uo'w hu is as
progressive a man ns can be tound.
Ho takes up new Ideas liko a magnet*
lzod hammer docs tacks,
Thero was n phonograph In " Abo"
Stllwcll's house beforo the Instrument
had found Its way to tho Coney Island
saloons and steamboat plerB. Mrs. Stilwcll takes a serious view of life, nnd
sho would not permit tho phonograph
which her husband brought home to
havo nny Irreverent cylinders. Hence
It Is thnt tho phonograph which rests
on the Stilwell parlor table next to
the album, and the county histOTy
with the undertaker's picture In It,
hns never said anything ribald. Tho
notes of such tunes hs " Oh, Uncto
John," " Her Gojden Hair" and tho
" Sidewalks of New Yolrk" have never
teen ground trom thc pious throat ot
Its flaring trumpet.
OF A RELIGIOUS TURN*.
"That phonograph," said "Abe" tfl>
mo, the other any, " has never said a
cuss wurd or Bung a gay song. Why
shouldn't it beall right to go through
funerals and Buch ? Some day if this
world keeps on progressing, they will
te using them for weddings, and, after
all, I don't see why there should be-
so much difference."
The progress.ve undertaker doesn't
think that there ls anything remarkable In a funeral service by phonograph. Ho is the Inventor of the new
method, and, liko a man who ls la
advance of his time, he doesn't pause
to consider that the world ls a Uttle
slow sotnettmes. Ho looked at me
pityingly when I asked him about
how ho had the tuneral service ovor
tho Fat Baby by phonograph.
*' Young man," ho asked, " do you
livo about here?"
" Yes, sir," I answered meekly. " At
lcaBt, I've lived lu Ncw York for the
paat few yearB,"
" You have V" he said, " and yet you
say you never heard ol a phonograph
fuucral?"
And he shook his head sadly and
looked at his handsome wifo in a way
which seemed to say, " Talk about
ignorance, well I"
His wife Is tall nud handsome.
There Is no Idea of her husband ln
which she dues nojt share. Mr. Stilwell then told tho story of how the
Fat Baby was decently burled by his
aid and: that of Mr. Edison.
THE FAT BABY DIED.
"It was ln the summer time." he
begun, "and all the preachers were
uwuy. They think that eo much
devil comes to Coney ln the hot
months that there is precious little use for them. The Fat Baby was
only a tew months old, and weighed
IIU pounds. She caught tho pneumonia and died. The mother woe a
mite ot a little English woman, and
sho had been reared up among good
people in the Old Country, I had
charge ot the tuneral. I couldn't find
a preacher to save me. When I told
the little woman about It she felt
mighty bad. I had beon a little forgetful that day. All of a eudden I
remembered that I had a preacher
talk a funeral service lato the phonograph Just before he went on his
vacation.- No, I won't tell you his
name. I promise*! hlin that I never
would. I explained tt all to tho baby's mother, and, sho Bald that ehe
would liko the plan first rate.
THIS IS THE SERVICE.
"It was very simple. Tho services
wero held here la tho double parlor.
Tho coffin was placed at the back
and Just behind It waB tho. phonograph, with the big trumpet projecting over. Thero was an extra
loud needle, too. The mourners wero
all around the room. Somo ol them
thought that it wus strango ut first
but they got used to It.
"Mrs. Stilwell was tho operator,
and kept changing the cylinders for
oach part ol the service. Tho words
wero very plain, and sounded JiiBt
liko tlio imman voice. There wasn't
nny 'hemming' and 'hawing' and 'nh-
ln,' cither.     It went right along."
Then, lit tho reipiest ol her lius-
lianil, Mrs. .Stilwell went through the
phonograph service. First,- the phonograph played in a strong, pure-
toned voice. A sharp, ringing voice
then announced that tha Amphlon
(juartotto would sing 'Nearer, My
God, to Thee.' Tho music was tliie-
ly sung, nud tho slight metallic ring
Whleh it had gavo the effect of voices
sounding from somo dim cathedral
choir loft, Then came reading of tho
Scriptures, 'Dust to dust, ashes to
ashes' and theu another hymn by
tho choir. There was a brief BOr-
uion, tho body was committed to tlio
grave and then came tho words of
benediction.
The "good" phonograph, whleh has
uever said anything wicked, still rc-
mains ln tho Stilwell parlor, waiting
for tho next funeral.
HEARD IN THE LIBRARY.
"Hullo, Fatty," said the Copy-book
to the Dictionary.
"Hullo, Thinny !" retorted the Dictionary.
"You're n wordy person. Fatty,"
said tho Copy-book.
"You're an empty thing, Thinny,"
said tho Dictionary.
"Bound to have the last word, eh,
Fatty I" sneered tho Copy-book.
"Need It In my business, Thinny,"
said the Dictionary, and the Umbrella In the library corner laughed
so hard that it bent one of Its ribs.
���Harper's Round Table.
Iaa* -��� i HI MfYa*��&��t*W
-*}   ��****. ' BV  W ee,   ~     ���^ W **-**     ~
"It Isn't hair so bad aa I fcnred,
dear," she -snid, cheerfully. "We have
only to obey .the doctor Implicitly,
and then when the bright sunny days
come���hey, Bobby !"��� nhe exclaimed,
stopping before the table, "where Is
mamma's pudding gone ?"
"All dorn," replied Hobby, folding
his hand.-) In content upon bis stomach.
That made Madge and the mother
laugh, eo that no ono could lyive
dreamed how sentence of death, had
been parsed on the oue, only Madge
felt that down at tho bottom ot ber
heart there was a great weight.
Then Madge washed the little one's
face, and brought things from a
drawer for the mother to choose
"Which ho bhould wear, and nrratyed
him under her direction. After that
Madge tidied up tho room and made
tho pla,ce as neut as a new pin. When
thoro was nothing else to be done, Hhe
sat down by the bed, and talked
about tho child for a long while ; then
(reminded of her duty by the load at
lier heart, she asked if ahe could write
any letters or send auy message to
Mends wlio might bo glad to know
how sho wa-s going on.
'I h&ye no lrlends in England, none,"
replied the invalid ; and then, alter a
moment or two, sho said, "biub I shall
be.glad Ifyou, will write a line or two
to one who Ir In America.   I have tried
to do so, but my hand is Just as if "
She began tu cry at ner own weakness.
"Ves, dear, yes," replied Madge,
soothingly, aa nho bent over tho bed;
"but it will be strong again aoou."
She got paper, pen und ink, und sitting down, said:
''Tell me wlwiit I shall say."
"Tell him what the doctor nays " ���
Madge trembled. Seeing her hesitate, the little lady said:
"Ah ! I did not thiuk of that. You
do not know how to address hini."
"That is Juat tlie dilliculty," said
Madge.
"Write 'my darling husband,' and
then tell him tha,t I have been ill, but
Bhall noon bo well���that is what the
doctor baid."
There is a point where untruth Is
not JUKI!Habits eveu In the yielding
���conscience of a loving und tender
wonuui. Madge could nut say "yes."
Slio evaded the question by writing
rapidly, and then, looking up clicor-
lully, said;
"There, I have written���what
next V"
"Tell him I have put by enough
money for our passage, ami that as
noon ua the doctor will let me leavo
my room wo will como to him."
Madge tells mo thut thc beating of
her heart seemed to say, "Never more
���never morel"
Poor girl! I know not how, with
that sympathetic heart, she wrote
the letter at all. But It was written,
nad given to tho littio wile, who
pressed the paper to he-r lips, and then
with help wrote her name beneath���
'���Mfltfy."
The letter WOfl addressed to Mr,
-lohn Heath, Tost Office/ Brooklyn.
Before posting it, Madge wrote a line
on a sheet of paper) and enclosed It
with the letter. lier words woro
these:
"��ou must not wa.it for your wife
to come tu you."
Madge let hur friend want for nothing; the doctor's coinuiauds were
obeyed to the letter, and, as if Providence were answering their prayers,
the fog disappeared, and the sun
shone warm and bright.
"Oh, 1 shall soon Ue able to go!"
cried the llttlu wife joyfully.
"Yes, darling, yes," said Madge ; and
her heart added, "but uot to your
husband."
She sank, and sank, and yet, In her
eyes there came ever anil anon that
sweet look of trust and hope.
One evening Madge Hat by tho bedside, while Bobby on tho floor examined a book of pictures she had
bought for him. Mary had been lying with her eyes closed for somo
time. There ware muffled voices and
footsteps outside; but sho did not
wake. Then the door oponed, and a
man with a wan face walked straight
to the bed and bent over the sleeper,.
She opened her eves almont instantly, and with a cry or Joy,
threw her thin arms about bis neck.
"My darling!" sho cried, "I know
we should meet ngnln���I knew it. I
have waited for that."
BowiiHtalrs I had been settling witli
ttie landlord of the house for thn rent
nf the poor woman's room  Just    before tills meeting.    \* I  Mt the house
a  hansom stopped by tho  kerb, and
n  young man,    springing    out,    nd-
tlroHKed me hurriedly:
"Which is thirty-five?" he asked.
"This Is it," T  replied,  pointing to
the house T   had Just left.    "Are you
Mrs. Heath's husband ?"
"I   am," he answered,  quickly.
"You* will find    her    on    the    top
floor," snid T.
"Without waiting to thank me, ho
ran into the house.
Now, where had I seen that tall,
spare, eager-faced man before? T
askod myself thnt question as I
walked slowly nn. Suddenly T
stopped as It flashed upon my memory that T had seen him In Mntley'fl
private office. I felt sure that it
mnst he he���Mr. Burns, the clerk who
hnd robbed the bnnk.
CHAPTER XVI.
It was in front of the chapel In
Lambeth Road that I stopped, as
this conviction took possession of
my mind, and Just-at that moment
I caught sight of Philip coming down
from the Kensington' Road, with his
bag of tools ln his hantf. \
"Is our little friend still living?" he
asked; and they were his first words.
"Yes,"   eald I; "her   husband    has
come."
"That Is well," said he.
I went home with Philip to his lodg
ings, perplexed with doubt as to
whether I ought to toll him of my
discovery or not. I decided that It
would bo best to hold my tongue.
As It was not yet tlmo to go to
tho theatre, I eat with Philip while
ho took his tea, which a servant
brought In on hearing his voico.
Presently there was a knock nt
the door, and Madge camo in, bringing little Bobby wtth lier, and we
knew by that and her grief thnt It
was all over.
"She is gone," said Mndge, smothering her sobs. Philip took her hand
and comforted her, whilo I took
Bobby on my lap and gave him my
tuning-fork to play witli���for the
poor child, comprehending nothing but
seeing everybody in grief, was on the
verge of bursting into tears  also.
Soon afterwards Mr. Burns came in.
I never saw a man so overcome with
sorrow. Hla eyos wero blinded with
tears; lie could uot speak for some
time Neither he nor Philip recognized each other at first, but they
did after a while.
Of ua four Madgo was the only
one who had any self-possession in.
thene moments. She took little Bobby
on hor lap, and sitting down beside
Mr, Burns, began to talk to the
child, wlio for once took little notice
of her, but kept Ms eyes fixed in
wonder  upon his father.
"He has mamma's eyes," said
Madge, tenderly. And then: "Will
you go to papa, Bobby ?" she
asked.
The little one stretched out his
tiny arms, and tho father took hlin,
ami as he felt the tiny soft hands
clinging to his neck the tears rolled
down his cheeks afresh. But they
relieved him, and he grew calmer.
Then  Madge said:
"We cannot offer youi a room, but
Bobby sliall stay with us till you can
take him with you. I will send over
for his cot."
"God bless you for all you have done
for me and mine," said Mr. Burns.
Then he rose to go, and It being now
time for me to cross tlie water, I
rose also, and we went away together. Madge g;ivc him her hand,
and he pressed it warmly; but lie
did not oder bis hand to Philip, nor
did Philip offer his. Then I perceived
that Philip knew ho was a thief,
and Mr. Burns felt his position. It
Was strange to reflect that those
who had most befriended his wife
were the most injured by bis wrongdoing.
Ho walked beside me in silence for
somo minutes, then ho said:
"I think we have uiet before; your
name  Is Holderness, I believe?"
"Yes," 1 replied; "wo met in Mr.
Motley's <>rflce." Tliere was a pause,
and he spoko again :
"The lodger ou the first floor told
me that my poor wife would have
beeu turned into tho street but for
Mrs.  Harlowe's kindness."
"Yes, that is quito true," I answered. "She must have been turned
���jut and her little bit of furnHun*
so.d unless she had broken Into thc
sum slio had saved to join you in
America. And I think she would have
suffcrod anything rather than abandon  that one hope."
He bowed liis head, and could say
nothing.
"Yes," I resumed. "Mrs. Harlowe Is
the best woman In the world; tliere
are no bounds to her loving sympathy. And Mr. Harlowo has a generous dlspositlou too. He Is a brave-
hearted  man���a true gentleman."
He did not reply to this, nnd my
thoughts taking another turn, I
presently said:
"Wero you not aware that your
wife was In ill-health before you received  Mrs. Harlowe's message?"
"No, no. Would to Heaven 1 had
been! She would not add to my anxiety. Always she wrote hopefully. She
told me she iuul saved money, aud
would come to me, aud when I received no letter for ten days I believed sho had started. My hopeful,
loving Mary !"
Striving to forget tho loss, he
ohnnged   the subject,
"How is it." he asked, "that Mr.
and Mrs. Harlowo are living lu Lambeth ?"
"You have not heard what happened after your departure?"
"No; I havo heard nothing. I do
not know what followed my departure. Mr. Motley promised he would
keep my offence secret for 2A hours;
that enabled me to escape, and he-
fore news could reach me I had left
Bremeil for New York."
"Mr. Motley knew of your offence
LU hours before lie made it known!"
I exclaimed.
begin to understand." Then he repeated my words slowly nnd mechanically: "There was nothing In the
saie after Mr. Motley had allowed me
to abscond with all that was In it.
And bo pa-yment was suspended. That
Is so?"
"Yes," ea4d I; "that is Mr. Motlety's
explanation." And suddenly divining
the truth, I added: "Was that a
falsehood? Bid you not take the
money ?" ,
"I did take money," he answered;
"but never mind about that. Leave
me out of the question. Tell me what
followed."
I told him all: how Philip and his
wife had given up all they had to satis y conscientious scruples, and how
Mr. Motley had overcome tho difficulty.
"And Motley is going on the same
aa before?" he nsked.
"He Is better off than ever he was,
for tho business  is all fn his hands.
And all Harlowe's' money besides."
"He hOfl not refunded that?"
"Not one  farthlofif."
And now, na it was getting late, I
hailed a red 'bus.
"One word," he sn.id- "Where can 1
find you to-morrow?"
I gave him my address and we
parted. I went through my duties as
usual, but it may.be Imagined that my
mind waa more occupied with what
lind passed between Mr. Burns nnd
myself than with tho music I conducted.
I did not stir oub or' my lodgings
the next morning���not even to run
round to my friends In the Lambeth
Road���lor fear Mr. Burns might! call
and go nway in my absence. I felt
sure that ho had not demanded my
address without grave reason, therefore, I wub surprised, as tlio time wore
on, that ho did not make his appearance. I was minded to ga round to
Madge, nnd see if ho were there,
thinking perhaps that he had lost my
addr&ss, but then I reflected that if
he wished to see me he could bave
found out where T lived at once by
asking the Hnr lo wes. 1 fidgeted
about, not knowing what to think or
to do, until 5 o'clock, when my bell
waa rung ; I ran down to the door,
and there I found Mr. Burns. His eyes
were sunken, and the orbits were
dark ; he looked terribly 111 and old.
"You ha.ve seen your child to-day ?"
I said, when we wore, seated In my
room.
"Yes : I twos with Mrs. and Mr. Harlowo early this morning," he replied.
"We have nrrunged to bury my wife
to-morrow."
I made some reply, I know not what,
n.nd then there was a pause, after
which he spoke.
"May I ask you," he said, "to tell
me again as literally an possible ull
thn-t you know concerning tho stopping of Motley & Harlowe's bank ?"
I got out my diary, which I never
omit to write up belore going to bed,
and from tills I gave him all the particulars as they came to my knowledge, a,nd as 1 had set them down
there, with the days of tlie week and
the dn,te of the month, all agreeing
with tlie calendar at tlie end of the
book. It Is ni good tiling to keep a
diary ; one never knows how useful details, even the most lnslgnl.leant, may
bo.
After hearing all I had to read,
and noting some ot tho particulars,
ho fixed his eyes on mo, and said :
" Well, Mr. Holderness, what do yon
think oE this affair?'
"Thero is one thing that puzzles me
altogether," said I, " You say that
Motley.      after     discovering   your���
your'	
" My theft.*' said he, supplying the
word my tongue hesitated to pronounce.
" After that you say he promised,
out of consideration for your wife, to
keep tho fact secret for twenty-four
hours/'
" Yes,' be replied.
" When did Jio make the discovery ?'���
"At IU o'clock on the night of the
13th.'���
""But the bank snfe    wns not discovered to be empty until the morning of the 15th."
" So you have shown me,"
" But why waa not    the discovery
mado on tho 14th ?"
" Because by the time of grace given mo 1 was enabled to go to the
bank ns usual that day, and avert
suspicion. r left Lugiand on tho
evening of tbe 14th."
" Yes���that was shown by the.police. But still, I cannot understand.
Wait���did you refund the money you
had taken, or a certain amount, to
enable tho bank to continue business
on the 14cfch?"
"I did not refund ono penny. I
could not. 'All I bad taken was
paid to discharge a debt Incurred by
my wife's brother���I do not say that
to exculpate myself. I had no right
to take money thut did not belong
to me for any purpose, I was a
thief, If my wifo were living now I
should not make this admission. I
do not wish to remove the blame from
my own shoulders. I plead guilty to
having robbed the bank snfe,"
"But/' said   I, "this only Increases
the mystery.     Por if the bank stopped payment on the    15th    becauso
, thero was no money In the safe, how
1 could It make payment on the 14th
when tho money, you  toll me,    was
excite your sympathy for myaelf; It I placed "to my position would give up
is a greater kindness that I have to j a   farthing of  the money  sacrificed.
I*--
ask o* you: If I um sent to prison,
will you take cure ol my chilJ until I
have served my time ?"
'* Wliat ?" I exclaimed, " are you
ln danger of being taken?'*
" No," he replied. " but I may have
to give myself up, nnd for that reason
it behoves me to find some oue who
will guard my child. I know uo one
In London to whom I can appeal���
not a soul. Do not think of it as a
service rendered to a thief, but as a
mercy to an unfortunate child, a service to the memory of the poor soul
you befriended "
I stopped hlin, promising that the
child should be cared for. I kuew full
well that JIadge would not part with
little Cobby, and I saw that Burns
dared not ask this service of those
who had suffered by him.
Ho rose, thanking me, and went
away abruptly, as If to avoid fur-
ther explanations,
.....
When 1 came down Irom the orchestra between the acts that
night, a 'messenger brought me a
card, nnd said tho sender was waiting nt tho stage-door.
Oa the card I read���
JOHN MOTLEY,
Eaton Square.
And John Motley I found by tho
stage door���nearly filling.up the narrow passage with his groat body.
" Shan't keep you a moment, Holderness," he said, grasping my hand.
without his asking, by a" hot-headed
and impulsive partner."
"That Is very likely," said 1: "you
are quite within your legal right iu
keeping  the money."
"Yes ; nevertheless, I have all along
wished to be generous."
".So you told me, sir, but as you
pointed out, you are not free to dispose as you like of the firm's money
now that Mrs. Motley has put in lier
money and taken a share in the business."
He looked at me again with that
half-amused, half-contemptuous expression on his face.
"That's very true, Holderness.
You've got a long head."
I did not know whether to take
this  compliment as serious or not.
"To come to th<> point," he pursued;
"I nm determined to do the right
thing by Phil, 1 won't let him lose
by his principles. He shall have every
penny-piece he handed over to the
creditors,"���dropping his voice, lie nd-
iled, tn a less generous key, as he
knocked the ash ol liis cigar���"and
something more!" Aftor n pause, he
continued: "The difficulty Is to make
him accept paymeut from me. 1 know
his character; so do you.
if T went to him and
said, 'Phil, I want to repay you the
money you. lost,' the probability Is lie
would refuse to take it. Ile would
say ho hnd no right to money made
 ,       ���.������,.._��� ._���      by my exertions and tlio speculation
I want to have a talk with you on i of my wife, who risked her money In
matter of business to-morrow. Can   starting the business again, and he
you make It convenient to be at
home about threo'o'clock?"
" Yen. I will be at homo about three
o'clock," I replied.
" Thanks���thank you very much. I
know where you live. To-morrow afternoon���three o'clock���don't forget,"
lie said, giving my hand a shake at
each break In the sentence as If to
Impress the words upon me.
" I won't forget," said I. Then he
gavo my hand a final shake, and left
me with another astonishing subject
ior consideration.
CHAPTER XVII.
Mrs. Burns was burled the uext
morning at Brompton Cemetery.
Philip, Mndge, aud I, with Mr. Bums
and his child wero there, witli what
sorrow In our hearts can be Imagined.
When it wus all over we returned to
tho Harlowo's lodgings.
Burns did not stay tliere, though
Madge pressed him to take dinner
with us.
He had business to do, and added���
"If all Is well I shall go to Liverpool to-night with my child." Then
he left.
After dinner Madge, with mournful
resignation, began to got Bobby's
clothes together and pack them up,
with certain things that had belonged
to poor Mrs. Burns whicli she thought
the husband might like to keep as
souvenirs���a bunch of flowers that
had stood by her bedside and gladdened .her the last morning of her
life, the noatly-mendcd gloves she
had worn, and trifles liko that.
I went to my lodgings to await
tho visit of Mr. Motley.
I was sitting near the window as
tho clock struck three, and Just us
thc door-bell rang I caught sight of
Mr. Burns dn thc opposite sido of the
road. That seemed to mo odd.
At the door I found Jlr. Motley, ln
hia    shiny   hat,   nnd spick-and-span
"Yes;   he let me escape  In   'mercy j tnken on the Wth ?
to my wife, lio Is a sharp mini of
business,  but ho hns u good heart."
I did not respond, for I was
astounded by this piece of unexpected
news.
"And what did happen, sir?" usked
Jlr. Burns.
"Well, Mr. Burns," I replied, somewhat uharply, "that happened which
I think you might have foreseen.
When cheques wero presented nnd
thero was nothing in tlie till
to pay them with, JIr. Jlotley had to
announce that the bank had stopped
palymcnt."
He arew up abruptly, and regarding
me with incredulity, sa,id, "Nothing ta
tho safe ; why, there was over ninety
thousand pounds I"
"Yes,** said I, "before you took It."
"What do you mean?" he nsked,
standing still ln tho samo place
aghast.
"I meant." I replied, and not without
irritation, "that there was nothing In
tho safe after JIr. Motley hnd allowed
(you to abscond with all that was in
It."
"Hnvc patience with me," he said;
"I cannot clear my head quite.   But I
Ho sat ln thoughtful slloncu for fully two minutes, then I said:
" I do not see how to reconcile Jlr.
���Motley's statement with yours.'
" No,'' ho responded. " One of us
clearly has made a tulsc statement.'-
" Can you provo tho truth of your
statement V"   I asked.
" I can produco enough proof to
show that Jlotley has suppressed thc
truth. I have been engaged about
that this afternoon. I can bring
wltncses to nnow that ho was* at
my apartments In Dalston at 10
o clock on the 13th, nnd tho books of
tho Charing Cross Hotel show that
he slept there on tho 14th."
" And he did alt this to enable you
to escape out of consideration for
your wife?'' I  asked, incredulously.
"So lie made mo believe."
" If you had taken a trifle," I snid,
" a generous man might go out of his
way to screen you from tho terrible
consequences of capture. But for the
sum of ninety or n hundred thousand
pounds���I cannot understand It.'*
" I do not want you to understand
It, JIr. Holderness," he said with emphasis.     "I have not,come here to
black suit; looking out as I closed
the door, I perceived Jlr. Burns a
little way up tlio street on the other
side, standing with liis eyes Ilxed on
the house.
Mr. Jlotley cnrrled a packet In his
hand. Ho laid it ou the tabic, and
throwing himself in my arm-chair,
took off his hat and blew a long
breath, tm It coming up the stairs
had exhausted him.
"if there's a bottlo of soda In tlie
house, let's have it, there's a good
fellow," said lie, wiping the perspiration from his brow witl. his big onk
handkerchief.
I went into thc next rootu to fetch
what he wanted; when 1 returned
he was lighting u cigar. Hu offered
me one. 1 filled his glass, and wheu
ho had emptied It he soemed greatly
revived.
"Well," said he, leaning back in the
chair, with his littio gray eyes on
tlio ceiling, tlio cigar In one corner
of his mouth and his hands spread
out oa the leather-covered anus of
the chair���"Well, how's l'hil'.'"
"lie's lu very good health," I replied.
"Aud  Madge V"
".She Is also iu excellent health."
"And you arc just as fond of 'em
as ever'.'"
"Yes,"   I replied.
".So am 1," said lie, drily,with his j
eyes still oa the ceiling.
'"I'he moro you know them the more
yoii must admire them," said I.
"Yes, except when they do foolish
things," said he, In the same dry
tone. "If l'hil had only behaved with
common senso a lot of trouble might
liavo been avoided. They're horridly
poor, I hear���1 mill' that donkey Potter tho other day."
"They aro very poor indeed," I
said.
He was silent a moment, then suddenly drawing himself up iu the chair
said:
"Well, It's no good crying over
split milk. What we've got to do,
Holderness.  Is to Hot 'cm up again."
1 looked at hlin In amazement, lie
met my eyes steadily, with a queer
expression on Ills great, broad lace,
and a little raising oi the eyebrows,
I as 11 ho were saying to hlmsell���"You
are a queer, old lellow, you are."
"Yos," he pursued; "I've had this
affair oa my mind long enough, and I
must get It olf my mind. I can't
sleep o'nlghts for thinking of Phil
nnd his wife, and for a man of my
temperament that's no joke, it
don't seem Just that one partner
sliould profit by the misfortunes ol
the other, does it?
"No, It does not," I replied stoutly.
"No; it don't seem right that we
should have the money which he had
a perfect legal right t"" keep."
"That Is exactly what 1 have
thought." i
"It's what any man of good iccling
would think. If his money hail     not
gono   to tlie creditors,   mine   would.
But for all that, I doubt If ninety-
nine out of a hundred men of business
would feluse to take anything that
was not his by right���especially ns I
see he no longer looks upon me as a
friend.   D'ye follow me, Holderness?'
"Yos," I replied.
"Woll, do you think my notion is
about right ?"
"Yes," said I. "I am very doubtful
if Philip would take tlie money from
J0"'-" ,  ,  ..
"Ho must take it from somebody.
sn,ld ho with more earnestness: than
he had yet shown.   "And 11 he won't
tako It irom me he must take It from
you."
"From me!" cried I, in amazement.
"Yes, from you," said he, firmly.
"You recognize that this restitution
ought to be made, don't you ?"
"Yes," said I.
"Very well, then ; you must act as
a trustee. I shall pay the money to
you on your written promise to employ it on behalf of Philip Harlowe
and his wife, If tliey refuse to accept
It, they simply burden you with money
that' you cannot use lor yourself.
Whatever happens, 1 shall feel that I
have dono all that is possible to make
them receive It."
I was struck witli the Ingenuity or
this arrangement.
"Now, Holderness," he said, puffing
quickly at his cigar, "wlll-you act as
trustee for your frienils ?"
"Yes," said I, without hesitation.
"Thank you," said he, in a tone of
real satisfaction.
Drawing his chair up to the table,
ho slipped oif the india-rubber bands
and opened the packet.
I never saw such a sight ia my ilic!
The packet was composed of nothing
but bank notes. They were done up
In bundles, according to tlielr denomination, live-pound notes by themselves, the tens by tlieiusclvcH, and so
on, aud each bundle wus held together
by an clastic band.
"Now, then, you must count them,
said Jlr. Motley.
"Why, 1 shall never finish," said I.
"Oh, yes, you will," ho replied, and,
taking a bundle under hla hnnd, he
counted thom off, two, four, six, and
so on, multiplying the number in Unbundle by the value of each note.
(To bo Continued.)
INGROWING OP NAIL.
Ingrowing mill, or " onglc lucnrue,"
as the Preach call it, is, as ls well
known, a very palaful affection, and
unfortunately the operation necessary
lor it�� cure Is often dreaded by the
patients, although local and general
anesthetics are employed to render
the avulsion as painless as possible.
A very simple method has been frequently employed by a confrere witli
constant success. It consists in painting the offending portion of the nnil
with a warmed forty per cent, solution of caustic, potash, In a few seconds the upper horny layer is rendered so soft that It can bo easily
removed by a piece of broken glass
used as a scraper. Tlie application
of tlio solution and the scraping' is
continued until nothing but an exceedingly thin portion of the null remains, which can bu easily removed
by a small scissor.
TUP. ORIGIN OF MRS. (lltUNUY.
How many who dally use tho name
of .Mrs. Grundy have any Idea or her
origin? It ll generally believed that
Pickens was somewhat responsible for
her, but a writer In tho Dundee Advertiser points out that this Is an
utter mistake. The real creator of
Mrs. Grundy was Thomas Morton,
the dramatist (born In 1701, died
IK.'IN). the father of lhe' author of
" Box and Cox,'' aud she Is rcferri'il to
la his corned**, "Speed the Plow,'
which was first performed ill 170S,
Jlrs. Grundy Is aot a character iu
that play, she Is merely a mysterious
personage whom Dame Ashlield, the
fanners wife constantly quotes, mueh
In the same way as Sair.v Gamp alludes to Mrs.  Harris.
ODE TO Till; JIOUTII.
Some moutlLs look like peaches and
cream, somo like a hole chopped into
a brick wall to admit a door or
wladow. The mouth- Js a'hotbed of
toothaches, anil a baby'-, crowning
glory. Il Is patriotism's fountain
liciiil, anil tho tool che.-t lor pie. With-,.
out It the politician would bo a
wanderer on the faeo of the earth,
and tho cornoti.s* would go down
to mi unhonored grave. It Is the
grocer's friend, the orator's 'pride
and tho dentist's hope.���Nunila Herald.  _
REJECTIONS.
So many suitors hns she had,
She's gotten printed blanks,
And forward-:   to   each  lover snd
Declined with thanks."
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Tuesday, DKC 3,18915,
The Oil runt trial has brmi^lu nut a
(discussion in the San Kttiftcifco ptiper**
relating to the duty of tht* lawyer in
Jcleiuliny a criminal, IT tlu:re is am
doubt about hU KU-lt. ami lie cannot be
nvida to confess, surely he sIkuiIi! hr
defended, nnt by casting immcrited suS'
picion on fin innocent party- -r by trick
nr any of the m.my schemes souietitne-
resorted to, but by sifting the evidence
of" the prosecution, and ur-.jin;r all le-.ii!
inate consideration in favor of hi-* client.
It is indeed better that ninety-nine
guilty persons should escape than thai
one (ij����i:ci)t  oue sliould be convicted.
The importance *>f a thpeough course t
of elocution i**. now recognized in all urn*
scliools.   This is due to the increasing
popularity of Ihe UcUarie system now !
adopted hy *hc leading teachers of �����-����� |
mrv.   The system hf Delstme i*s attract*
ing attention every .*��� he. e, and the needs
of.1 popular and  thorough work on it is
universally  ielt.   Realizing ihi* want a j
book of tlds hind f.ir use in colleges, j
aradnmies, mid public schc-nls as u*eh a***
fnr home study has been prepar-pd to !
j teach elocution  from  a  practical *-taiul* i
pO nt, bt-j^ed on ��he  DeUurtc system <��t
I physical culture and expression,   ii con*
-,-,,,, i ���;1*,IS valuable instructions and rules lor
l an   applying us pi maples,    a teaches one
,   jtftU)   ho.v to acquire flexibility of the body and
���  jj!!jl 1 if race of movement, whicli are mnst tin
%\ j portam qnah lirat ions ofa good -peaher.
j It tead ��������> tin. correct methods of rsprei ���
slop. It contains rump me imforinntioii
regarding tho cultivation, preservaviou
and tne of the voui:. Chw. nf us mnst
valuable features i*** a dritl, prepared expressly for th*s woik nn<l de-dyned fm
p.iblic enlertairiment*'. It contains a valuable collection of poetic and prose 1 ratal*, chosen witii great care by prominent
eloauinnisK Many of tin si; sele.'i-ms
are accompanied by object lessons, showing the proper gestures 10 be used in
.heir delivery,
The worm conclude*; with a chapter devoted to the best method ol forming and
conducting litenuy societies,
From n mechanical standpoint this
book is a triumph ol the art ot printing
and engraving. It contains 522 pages
set from new type, and printed on a su*
in.r;or quality nt b'-mk paper. Tlie woik
is embellished with forty photoengravings
showing the various gestmes and atii-
tiides oecess.iry in expression. These
engravings wore prepared from photographs laken expressly f"r this no k, the
model being an accomplished pupil of
Uelsarte.
AL1TY
i,J
nr
CT��
We have nearly all our Ncw Eall and Winter stuffs in Stock
Don't you make a purchase without first taking a look through our
store.
We mean tc do the business this fall ancl have marked the goods
to sell. Drop in anyhow, when in Nanaimo. We will be more than
pleased to show you our stock whether you are buying or not.
49 Commercial Street,       SLOAN Sf SCOTT.
Nanaimo, B. C.
,iml '
.'.than 1
 .UNIOU   BRICK   YARD   B.  C.	
W. WALTER & SON.
Manufacturers of Handmade  Sand  Stock  Bricks,
Special   I'luiiins Now On  Hnnd  Fnr Chimney  Heads, Cornices ltli*
GUARANTEED  TO  BE   FROST   I'KOOF
Riverside Mek
Courtenay, B. C.
Geo. Dunbar, Prop.
There appears to  bu
geure of opinion  about
wide diver*
ivel reading.
Now and then oup whose opinion v
worths of respect on many subjects, de
nouncos all novel readiiv; indiscriminately, We think this is a great miu.ike,
and behove that truth and philosophy
ar.d religion, too, cun be presented more
Mt-actively in a novel than through nn>
other medium, We object as strongly
as any one to whnt is known as blood
and thunder, or yellow covered litem.
tare, but belie.e that our highest order
of novel*. ccm;dn much ih-*t is best in
the English language. The writings of
���George Eliot, Mrs. Ward, Thackeray-
Dickens, Scott and many others shine
with itnpartshnblo lustre, and he who
condemns them should  be treated   for
OUE MAIL FACILITIES
En ito a op r:~ \'i;*,v.*-.:*-If ihn-e in  one
I iiu g ni"ie thi'ii hiii-ttiuf wbiith   in uausu g
ua   much   tne* nvi'iiifjiio**?,    profnaity   to d
expvc-iii, it ti ����� r faulty m*ul nrvcu     lit w
ic ii thar. li; ha* liueti ao long  iicidcuted   l*y
the gove rumen'1 .-aimed ttmWitiaud.   Tiu:
id��& that thw district   -i   C< max   with  a
population of 't-Htwe- ru -l (tiio uod 3,101) iu*
h&Oitaiit.-t Bhou'u n-ivy u vfnt kly mud t>< rv ��� e
U pr ipo.tter-tns     Tl.tirt-   id uo  oilier   pU<��
of it*- Hizc  ia   thf   pr*��v nm   tmued   witli
suoh tojiwtieo.   If we  wur�� livioii in   tlie
wili-U ut Sdhria or at the North   Pole,  m��-
eontd oot l-** st-tved wone,    Tht* iite mem- j
bor, Mr. D. VT, OnHon, preHH-td upon the
l/overnmeot thn necennity of a uhaogo and |
thfty Ii+d p-irdy j,""en tlmir oimBu*4t  t��  hi
diji'iRinld     Our prt-nsuot invm-Mo*,   in  whom
w�� have to look to urjt�� thw oao-o,  hns,   I |
(���uppd��n, heen the uovtii-nn-out tin the mattei 1
but I havu oot heard ��f ite roult.     I uml
looiiuetl to taink tbut the ieftld-fii a of tlie
diKtrict are th'-mwlve?  to  lituniu  ii   dn i
PANTS
iiiitter. They are t*ni h a lung raff liutf
mental lunacy, There is no doubt that 1 com-jinis-ant lot, that thoy talo* no niv\m to
A certain class of novels are doing our havo tho pwoat had state of atfiirs r.-me
,*.,,,, ,        i_        v    ! died.   Tnev quietly nuhinU to thr InjuuiU'e.
youth mcaicuble harm aud ought to bn I have observed tlwt littl�� h to Lo hoc iu
tuppresseri, this world.wiiiont   "kickiiiiT;"   it in the
i:romhl��r��- aad pt-ople who mako thenit-flvei.
HONOB YOUIt WOBD
One of the essential elements of a worthy
character i* respect fnr one's word.
A person's word should be as jjftod mS
his bond. And this is not confined
to business matters, but is equally ap
pticable to every relatioo of life, llm
the strict nbfetvance of one's word us,
wid to aay, not a^ general as it should
Vie. We fretpiently find persons, otherwise fxeaiplary, utterly rare'e-.s of any j
promise they make, ntt-fl disregard*;
iny it on the sli^litest pretest. Never.
I he I ess, it is apparent, that when the)
public find anyone always respc-rting his j
word a degree of respect is given him,
wbicb perhaps nothing else would com I
mand. I'arents and teachers should
earlv instil into the ntinds ot children
Correct ideas on tlit**. suhjen, so I lut ;
when lhey grow uo tn be men and wu |
men they will bum��r lheir word in all I
things and will rejjtrd i promise once
made a* something sacred. |
di'ti^n't'.ihlii   who   get  on   the   I est���tt*
aiuifdi'i'i and ihi* meek  aie ptH**ed Uy.     I
W'.idd ^uggeitr. that   the   peuplti   t'ki��   thin |
prl-Mvaoee in h-md and i-end ina imiitina  to
On awa from nil pdrtlotMof the diatriet and
ubm.ind what i** nur right, vi/.: a *rj w��"kl)
mail Mervitie,    Too t"wu�� or  CutnWitmd
and Union  have  nnw   lec-me itoport-mt I
p-aituA aod are entith-d to t-etter troattncnt  ,
VVhtUt ou  thia mil.'Jtet   thera   is  another i
point whioh want* ainnuriina nnd   ih-tt   U
the irreitular hours ac thepn-t hthAn   Thsre .
ouL*ht to U- u clerk there,  if nut  nil   day, j
certaioly every day for a numht-r of stated
hnnrri,    I', in a mii'**'-**! to ho goh-tf   oou*> |
staatly'n theiHiitotU*.* pud lind  that io!
nne is  thore.     Aod   agaiti,   arran^etnonts |
onght tn he made ror a inure rapid delivery j
of letter*- on (*te��rn��r dayh;   and t,h�� pidn-e j
should ,m that people wlio iro  tor  tueir
iiiad, take tluir proper pU(��a in line aud j
behave  the waul vos.     At pr-iut-nt it   ia  a
moat nnsee.nlv diniirderly miens, manv who
are wiutu-f, pu-hiiiy  wud behaving   them-
Hohta in a distgracjtut way
Drs   Lawrence A  Wtifttwood.
Physicians and surgeons.
TTITIOST 3 C.
We hnva appointed IJ.r.  Jatnen  Abrams ou*.- collector until  further notice, to v/hem all ovtrduu  accounts
"������ay "oo jjaid.
7 Nox. 1893.
Society     Ca-ds
1. 0.  0.   K., No ,u
Union l.atljrpt I. O. 0, P., meets every
Friday night ar 8 o'clock. Visiting brethren cordial.y inntni l�� attend,
Wm. Anthony. R. S,
WiirnA forSi-mploi?, Prcmpi doftvtry,  I'et
tuti Hi t uarunietd,
*~mkfc,
Esquimalt ancl Nanaimo Ry. j
Steamer Join
L.V. L<*>CKK, MASTER.
On and after Mar. 22111I, 1S95 I
The Steamer JOAN wit! sail ��'i fullnwi.
Union Saw Mill.
LUMBER
All   Kinds of  Rough  ancl
PWOSTliKTSP,
KB. LEISEa COMPL*'*iIENTED
OALUNO AT -WAY I'ORTS in pnnaraiiora I Ij|*eSSCtl    llllllb��-r     alvMl* S    on
���   ami friiiubi im." oiivr ; h;.,-,cl and clclivun.'d at .'.lion no
T,M.*n Vlrlnrlft. TihibiIh**, 7 ii.'m, i tice*.
"  Nmi.titmi rm* Comox. Wttli.ti dny, 7 a. ni  [
lliram l.o^c N��I4A.F .'x A.M.,H.L.U   |.0K��o Conius (or Niinn.irai.      fi'lilii)'a.7��.iii
Courtenay H. C, 1    "     Nni��aiiliofur Vlcliirla   ShuimIi y. 7 n in
t.ndjrp mcni< on evniv Saturday on nr j     for frci-fht or mate vooms applv on
bdort thv full of ihe milnn , ,���������, ���r .��� lll(. Company's ticket ollice,!      \ T Q I I I   D 1 N C, S
\ i-iiani; Hiotheis   cordially requested      ...      .    .    .       . .uvyu L,l/ll\VJij.
,0HUend. Victoria Station, Store street. : <M
K. S. McConnell, |         -       ��� ,
'i"rr!ars'       Esquimalt & Nanaimo K'y   |    ,A,S?.;i1 k,nfls �� sawn1 i,.nd
' i split shingles ai*.d dressed pme
I and cedar.
Time   Table   No.   25,
I nual -*nnliv.-.m 1 'nitre Nn   10(1   f    Ol     T,i Ink'rll'-rt nl 8 inn nn Meiuliiy, Oloh r |
l.nwi Minnwim uiuifc .no. 100, i.. <>. , w ^   ,|nu,���,.������������ |.lu.in,,,,.,n,MlW u���,u.
COINc" NOKTII
O. f'.. meet in  theil   lodge   room  over
McPhee's store, Courtciny, every second ]
Saturday at  S p. in.   Visiting brethren
cordiallv invited in attend. !
I. M. l-'nlt'in, Sec.     ! Lv. VictArla Inr NanAlHio itt,cl^ a.^ m, i �������� M
11'niiy. | H'ltMy.
STUMPING.
Stumping done at reasonable
COLUMBIA METHODIC! COLhUQE
The L'nion band visiteil the mamniotli
siore on Thursday evening last in compliment in Mr. Simon Leisor who was known
m he in town, and that gentleman an.l
lii^ numerous clerks were entertained for
ahout hall an hoLU in a unniu-r which
showed to advantage the. pro ciency to
which the mtiiiclaiiH had nllninfcil. Mr.
leiser responded in a ileal -p.-e-.h thank- j
, in1' the ������e'lilt'Mieii for their cnuriosy,
. I entnplitiieniing them on iiu*ir excellent
lllnirtoii 1 8.r��* i   :i*i
if; Wijtoo"::::::*: :::::: I \_ 1 "*  > rates by our Giant Stumper.
001SG SOUTH
The instilimnn ll Incite! at N'ew West
minuei and is a wnl'tby in-titi'ti.m. |t*,H
sttrelv heller lo nlmaie our vouth at
home than to send them \'..tn TllO col-
le,��e has secured suitnhle hulldi
cost nf $15,000 and $lo,ooo of ihu sum ! '"mpnmenimg mem on ,ne,r exr,.,,e.,��� ,
has been mo,m,e.-l bv Mr. Mruttv. ,|le I plHS'ini* nnd prnmi-inn them his support
head of the yreat inttnilfiiemrini.' firm of
Cumberland Encampment,
No. ', I. 0. 0, P.,  Union,
Meets first and third   Wctlncseays nf |  ~ "1~a�� T TS"
each month at 8 o'clock p. ni.   Visiting j       w,.m������nn ,or V|rtoria ! I��.B' 'l*^'
Brethren cordjall,''invited to intend.          Lv. Nuimlino(or Vietorla...   I sw   I  ��.4"
Win. Anthony, Scribe,      Ar, Vleiorla i IMO I  ".oo_
,''' I,'' "     , ,  ' ' :'.-'-----���"- |    Koi' rntea anil Inlurniatlon apply nt Ctne
,     ,-       >���     I pany*< (tllees.
Xel-on (. amp No, 44 or ihe Canadian , A oUNHMUIll. J08EPU HfNTF.lt.
Order ol the  Woodmen  "f the  World
WOOD.
Mistey & Co. Toronto, Londitioned  as
we understand it upon lhe other J5.000
W\m raised. To secure this last named
lunt suhsrrintinns are asked fia from all
pail, ofthe province. Any sum however
small will be acceptable. It is hoped to
tilitaie. some help from ihis district and
Piiy who are disposed to helptn this matter may leave the amount with the Rev.
Mr. Sutherland who will forward it to its
propt.r destinatiou.
NOTICX.
All aj-founts owing lo Robert tiraham's
e-tate must be paid to the undersigned
bv Nov. 30 or legal proceedings will be
taken.
John llruce.
He ..lo ed with banding ihe treasurer ni
the bantl a $20 g'*:'l piece [this makes
i'40 he bus given iln' '-and] and present
ing them a box of cigars, The treasurer
expressed liis thanks, and tbe band again
played and reared,
meets every other Monday even |
ing at 8 p.m. Visiiing neighbours cor* 1
dully invited to intend.
Geo, Hull, Secretary.
preside*,*.
II, IC.PIUOK,
(Jen. KrvkKiit ntul PassettRPr Ant.
Goal,   brick   and lime on
ciiin'i Btipt 1 hand   and delivered at short
I notice.
NCTIOE
Mr. M. Kellv of Tacoma and W. C
Pierce of the Klite Studio. Nanaimo, will
���stop at Union wilh a Photo lent for a
short time.
All parties wishing Photo's taken should
call early, as we shall not stop over, one
month.
Cloudy days preferred for sittings.
KEU.Y & PIERCE.
HOTICB
NELSONnOUBE
UNION HAT. 13 fi.
We Ihe undersigned hereby aulhoiiie i     Having taken *(* hmf-e, except the
lohn llruce to collect all accounts due tbe   *Mfi ��� *>�����������* ,,e P1-***'1 l0 rcceiv*' ,hc
' isute, <A Robert Graham, I pan onage of the public
R. ttrfiUVt* >    Hoard |>er week, - $5. 1
U U ''i-bgrger % Trustees,!., Sing*,, merds -- 'J.-*���*��������"��� \
V , ^. Jj I'lenrv.
Uanaimn Saw Hill.
-AND-
Sasli and Door
FACTO  R Y
A. HASLAM, Prop
(OFHCErMlLt  STREET.)
.  rf. O. Drawur 36.  Totophone CaU, IW
NANAIMO, B. C.
83^* A rninplrte stock of Rotlfih nnd
Dresicd I.umhpr alw.-iy- on lianU.   Also [
Shingles laths, Pickets, Dnors, Windows and Blinds.   Moulding, Srntli    |
Sawing*, Turning, and till kinds        j ^     , _        _       j
of wood finishing furnished. 'Nc"w novels, plain and fancy st��. '
Cedar. White Ptne.   Redwood. | tt-wuspy at ptn\*>'.tr-.v'H.
CUMBERLAND
MEAT MARKET
CHOIOBST
i FIvLTilSl^:
���MJ~ Ja~~
*c I
���---���,-������
i FARM
raODDTJCB        i
K.t'lraiu it L. Mounie, 1'roprs.
1VERY-
I c-na prepared to
fumlab Styllati Rigs
and do Teamtng
At reasonable rates.
t , pacu Ti '    !D- xorwwi*-**.
Lowest LAbH rnce ub**sB,b.c
A, 0. FULTON. I-*.- 0
|-EAMrNL-EE Mtvkft&JisOw
THE WEEKLY  NEWS, DEC
1.595.
LOCALS
U- Only, fruit tree ngeptis in town,
John Frew ol S*atuin*o is in town.
<leo. Howe left for Nanaimo on ,the
Jean Friday morning:
Miss R.L. S|iencer was iimowg the arrival- hy last steamer.
Mcl'kee-f; Move's stock of family
(Groceries is no* complete.
Ralph Smith ajient of the Nanaimo
Union came up 'Wednesday.
Policeman McCartney of Union Hay
���was in 10*11 nae-day last week.
James Cililwell, tailor of Nanuimo has
ibeeu -een upon our streets laieiy.
Orders for powder left for me at Dave
Anthony's will -receive prompt attention.
l'.Cun'.n.
R. Wenborn, ofbicye'e fame paid *hc -e
���parts a visit Wednesday and Thursdaj
last.
A. McKnight, (J,*'., Pr. Uwnmcu and
j. Malcei, returjied Wednesday, glad to
get back.
Miss Maggie Bradley who has been
wishing friends in Nanaimo returned
Wednesday.
Mrs. Coo|>*r, the fashionable iniitiner
cf Nanaimo ��:as among lhe passengers
ou Wednesday.
A. Davis, cigar manufacturer nf the
bastion renwjieii icity was up here a day
tor two lately.
spring medicines for elsansinf*
the system and Dtood at Hlmijuf y'a
drugstore.
Tom VIcLuy, pnim-fr of Nanaimo, arrived here by the lent steamer, and is oow
-employed at Thf. Njcws office.
Kwong on Lung, a wholesale dealer of
Victoria came up Wednesday and pro
needed to Chinatown - a businesa trip.
C.E. Stevenson, the dry goods iner.
-chant af Nanaimo snd I'uion was np from
the .Hack Diamond City last Wednesday,
returning Krtday morning.
McPhee S; Moore are now opening up
their Kail and Winter-lock of Blankets,
���Quilts, Mens' underwear, Sox, Gloves
{Ml clothing, and ruV-ber goods.
Mr. Siuum Leiser was in town for on*
<la\ and a part ol another. As usual he
was up to his eyes in business for which
lie appears to have a natural aptitude.
For S.\:,j',.���llou-e and lot on  Penrith ave. being 1st house east nf" Comnx
road.   Will be s"M nt a bargain.   Apply
to Mrs, Emma Richards on the premisc-
4-1-7
Mr. Wing Cl��ong of Union was  mar
vied in Victoria last week.   The happ> 1
couple came up on the Joan Wed'nestduy.
t'oing straight to Comox where thev look
x carriage for Union, ineir present home.
Prof. Spear nf Nanaimo is in town,
lie lias the reputation ot being a tirst
class musician as well as teacher of mu
*>ic. We li.'pc some arrangements ma
l>e made witli him lo keep him in Union.
as be and his faintly would certainly be
an acquisition to the pi.ice.
Foil SAl.lt,-- ** acres cheap at Coniox
Terms to suit.   Owner going to England.
K> I- Leigh Spencer
P. O. llox 370, Ximaimo, or al Cumberland Club.,Onion,
Mr. McKim, the p, .'t'ar merchant,
has now arranged his store so that he can
display and handle his large ami varied
stuck of goods to the best advantage.
His rubber goods are jusl the thing nt cord for this weather antl his st'irk of men'*
furnishings anil under clothing is vert
complete, and in addition to this is the
large consignment of goods diract from
Glasgow all of which are guing at rod.
bottom prices.
B. C. FRUIT
The grievances of our farmers and fruit
growers have heen ventilated throughout
the press of the Province, The importations from across thc line have grieved
their souls; but who is to blame? The
imported fruit and produce ts honestly
and carefully packed while more or less
which conies from the Fraser valley is
carelessly put up. We have seen consign
ments front the section mentioned which
contain much rubbish and unsaleable
stock. Not every shipper does this hut
enough are so careless about what they j
���hip and how it it packed as to injure the
careful honest producer. If more care |
���rere taken in litis matter there wonld be
less importations ftom abroad, The lion
rst farmers and fruit growers should combine in some way 10 remedy Ihis evil and
conmund the home trade.
HARNESS SHOP
I have opened a Harness
Shop in building corner 3rd si
and Dupsniuir Ave, Union,
opposite to ihe The News,
where I will keep in stock ancl
make to order all kinds of harnesses and everything in my
line at reasonable prices. Also will neatly and promptly do
repairing, and carriage trimming.
The patronage of the public-
is respectfully solicited.
Wesley Willard
JAMES  ABRAMS
Notary Publle.
Agent for the Alliance Fire
Insurance Company of Lon
don and the Phoenix of
Hartford	
Agent; (or the Provincial
Sulldlnc and Loan Association of Toronto	
Union, 3 c.
Mias B..B. Williams,
Teacher of Music,  Shorthand
and Typewriting
Pupils can have free use of Typewriter
and Piano for practice.
BARKER I POTTS,
BARRISTERS,
SOLICITORS, NOTARIES.  &e.
Oltlce ItotiiuS, Klci'ltee& Mooi'o b'id'gamlat
NANAIMO. B. f.
I'. O.  tiKAW.Jt   18.
eQry:y-yyyyy ryyy
I'SOC tfit-'CSiQ
F. Cur ran !*'
SCAVENGER
I 5 UNION, B. C. I
I  \ ���; ' ���      N
fryy y r.r /. f.s;r rO;y.y-7yy,yz/vr. y.yy'ry?/>.
OUHBBBLANO   SHOE   SHOP.
I  have moved into my new shop on |
I'irsl Si. next tothe Customs olT.ce, where I
I am prepared lo manufacture and repair
all kinds of men's, women's, and children's
(hoes.   Give me a call,
Nelson Park*.
XILLtmiBT
Vail and Winter Good-3 will be sold for
the next 30 days nt a reduction of 10 per
rent. I have received by last steamer a
lot of Ncw Hats and llonnets for Children which I will sell verv cheap.
Mrs. J. S. Kendi.ll.
WABNUIO.
All parsons driving over the wharf or
oridges in Comox district lastar than a
walk, win be prosecuted according to
law,
S. Cfeeeli.
' finv. View.
C. H. TARBELL,
Cor. 2np ami Dunsmuir Avis.
Keeps a full line of
Gurnsey Tiklen
Stoves, everywhere famous,
AND   DOES ALL  KINDS OV
Tin work
Sheet-iron work
Rooting
Job work
AND    Repairing
Cnmtalanil Hotel.
Union, B. C.
The finest hotel building
Fixtures and Bar
North of Victoria,
And the best kept house.
inr.rjt'T:r7.-j~cnrr*a.i
Spacious Billiard Room
and new
Billiard and Pool Tables
Best of Wines and Liquors.
J, Piket, Pnop.
RI*P*A*N*S
Thc modern standard Family Medicine : Cures the
common every-day
ills of humanity.
-X.
BIMBEGK
Union Mines
Investment security  Savings Co
Ot   TORONTO
Advances   money  fcr Building.    : , ,
M--n..ger lor Boum-no,   Wellington i    t UJ'MJtMTg       Af-OI'-g
and   Cumoerituid.
R L LEIGH-SPENCER       ' ���0���
Mead ollice, Commercial Street N.t
naimo, 11. C
Miss Leigh Spencer visits Union from
this date on every bi'ttt succeeding payday, for collecting dues, and advancing
lho Coin|i.t*n>'s business. Patties call at
Cumberland Club
Directors Meeting following Thursday
evening at 7.30,
Fire,   Lite, 'Accident    Insurance,
Ker.l Estate.
A   Full Line of Everything
Including Curtains, Carpets
and   Runs,  ancl our
Celebrated
woven wire
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jw-'m;
W.  CHENEY  Sa CO.
AUCTIONEER AND
COMMISSION     MERCHANT
UNION,   li.   C.
Will linndle all kinds of g:bds,
inr tiding
"���M
armors
Give us a call
In Teparate
vvt Vecu
Second Hand
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PRACTICAL ARCHITECT
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BRIDGE & WHARF
BUILDER.
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-jONTaiOTOS 3 AUE) *3X7I*L,t:'E*r*.S
Grant tfc McGregor
-=���/��.
I. J.
House anl Sip Painter,
Paper-Hanging, Kalsomining
and Decorating.
GRAINING A SPECIALTY.
AH orders Promptly Attended to
Union, 8. C.
Puntiedge Bottling Works.
DAVID JONES, Proprietor,
���        MANUFACTURER OK        ���
SDOA WATER,  LEMONADE, GINGER ALE,
Rarsatmralla, Champagne Cider, Iron Phosphate* and Syrupi.
Bottler ot SiiTeient Erauda of   Lager Beer,  Steam Beer and Porter
Agent for tlio Union Brewery Company.
*SBO 3EEB SOLD "FOE GASXX CNX/2*
COURTENAY, B. C.
Stage and Livery
C OJJ1R>T~)7<TJa,~-, b. c.
���   ' 0��� ���  ���   ���
Fine Rigs at Reasonable Retes Always on Hand,
.,'.  Teaming Promptly Bone, .'.
^rIcQ;IJIL3LAnr*T  6c  GILMOIIB
I presume we Lave nscd over
one hundred "bottles of Piso's
Cure   for Consumption in my
family, aud   I   am   continually   advising others
to get it.   Undoubtedly it is the
A FINE STOCK
ot Clocks, Watches. Book9
and Stationery.
T. D. McLean
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TTITIOIT, 13. C.
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I evor uaed.���~. C. Miltkhberoer, Clarion, Pa.,
Dec. 29,1894 I sell Piso's Cure for Consumption, uud uever have any com-
Slaints.���E. SnoRET, Postmaster,
horey, Kansas, Dec 21st, 1894.
pomps: BLORE & SON.
Manufactured';
���*-���' ;ind !*��� ���
Wood
urningi
Wall Taper
und
I'aint Store
"T*
PAINTERS
- - AND ���
PAPER
HANGERS
Tinting and
Kalsomining
A   Specialty
by Bennett Sf Grant
Union, B.C.
| o | o|o| o I o I o ! o|
All   orders promptly attended to.
Old Drug Store. Union,  B.C.
R. B. ANDERSON.
Watchmaker and Jeweler
General worker In Metals
Jobbing ot all kinds
Office and Works   S"W *_$ ���>��'
H. A. Simpson
Barrister ��r Solicitor. No's 8 & 4
Commercial Street.
2SJL.'27��.Zi^O,   ro.   e.
Kssvn oiHco,
���UXtiOiVt -B. c.
J. A, Ca**thew
ARCHITECT nnd BUILDER,
t.-*:*r*.c��T, JB. c.
Nanaimo Cigar Factory
i  Thillip Gable and Co., Prop's
naton Street      ���    Nenaimo B. C.
|     Manufactures  thr fitleit  cifjars   an
I employes none but *>hite labor.
Why purchase inferior foreifn (igari
I when vou can obtain a siterior ART"-
I'oi the mme rrlmiay ���Hr?
FARM AND GARDEN.
AGRICULTURE.
The plant food in the weed U not
available fortuity like that which
it took from the soil during its
growth. Tlie timo wheu a weed
can be destroyed with the greatest
benefit ia Immediately after It -has
germinated; tliis is also the easiest
time to kill it. Even the thistle, at
Its start, is as easily killed as any
of tlie annuals.   ���
To stand still while the world is
moving onward is the same as going
backward. The preservation ol the
straw and fodder in good condition
la the thing Which now confronts the
farmer, whether he has full and
bountiful cropa or whether he has
not much else thnn that straw and
fodder. Ou the tine hand ho can save
his grain; on the uther he eau do
without it.
Often the difference between a good
ami an Indifferent yield of wheat is
due to a difference in methods. July
and August aro favorable months
for beaklng the ground, aa it is theu
doue easily, nnd soon settles into a
firm seed lied. Following a good rain,
apply the harrow, and tliis will make
a. Hue soil, which will retain the moisture.
Wixty per cent, of the world's supply of sugar Is contributed by tho
sugar beet, much as this fact may
aurprise us. Most of us would declare
that wo had never tasted beet sugar,
for, of course, wo would know it if
we had! This does away with the
fallacy of beet sugar being yet but
an experiment.
L'rystalizable sugar, or caae sugar,
ils it Is called, is always the same,
whether extracted from the sugar
cane, beets, maple trees, sorghum or
anything else capable of producing it.
It looks the same, tastes the same,
and is the same. The cane belt is
limited, but the sugar belt is unlimited.
The U, S. crops this year will be a
Btrong stimulus toward the raising of
cattle and hogs. The export demand
for corn is light, and there Is no other
method by which such profitable returns can be procured. Stock raising witl eee sueh a revival as has not
been noticed for a long period.
From Consular reports we learu
that from the large quantities of apples received from other countries
Lato Europe American apples command the highest prices. Forty-five
per cent, of the wheat and 90 per
cent, of the flour in the Liverpool
district come from the United
States. The cattle are superior, but
an much can not be said of the sheep.
The hay crop oi' tho United States
la only second to that of any other
crop in value. Departmental agricultural statistics for 1800 givo the
value of the corn crop, in round numbers, at [~,92 million dollars, hay crop
571 millions, and cotton crop 285
millions.
STOCK.
Animals can not thrive their best
-when food I.s given them at any time
of day or of night which happens to
suit tho convenience of tlio feeder. Irregular feeding disturbs and deranges thi; organs of dig-estlou and
assimilation, so that they fail to make
tho most out of tho food supplied. If
food is given before its regular time
thoro is overloading, and the organs
are put to work before they havo recovered from tho previous meal. If
(lolayod, the animal Is apt to eat too
much and too rapidly ; there is poor
mastication and digestion, and, there-
lore, there Is loss and harm.
II we stint a ration we fail to make
all which is possible out of the food
and oat of the animal. It is food
consumed over and above whdt is
leeded to sustain life which gives a
return of profit; so that fullest prollt
ollows fullest Judicious feeding.
Variety of food necessarily lesions waste, for the animal then gets
all tho elements essential to animal growth. A continued ration of
but a single Item will probably supply
some elements to excess, nnd that
which is uot made use of is wasted;
ami a. variety conduces to a good appetite, too.
The more we look Into tho fodder
question the more one is convinced
that if the intelligent, economical
farmer will save everything which
grows on his farm, suitable for forage, in 10 .years he may bo independent, able to keep a, years supply on hand to tide off nn occasional
off year when it comes.
Why not save time and labor by
having some old wagon standing near
the stables, and a plank reaching it
on whicli a wheelbarrow can be run,
that tin' manure may U; dumped therein directly, to lie hauled away as often as full, and taken to the fields
direct? Uoslde, tlm wastes of tho
barnyard win ho avoided.
Bright, fresh straw, with thr? chaTf,
uolls better when haled, nnd may be
stored under a shed and hauled off
in the winter. In this shape It Is
more convenient for feeding, and will
Havo a lot of good liny which will
sell for a higher price For bedding
it* not only Improves the coat of the
animals, hut Improves the manure for
tho fields as  well.
In Franco thoy use donkeys ln
place of our cheap horses, while In
Belgium thoy use dogs. That country
has 50,000 draught dogs, drawing
milk, broad and vegetable enrts. Tin;
pure brods of the valuable kinds "of
dogs are worth too much to put to
BUCll ignoblo uses. Tbey raise none
lint the finest nf horses, Importing
some or our cheaper ones to bo made
Into sausage when done with them.
Tho station at Lafayette, Indiana,
finds that, other things being equal,
steers fed on cut clover hay will make
a. better growth than those fed on
the whole hay, and in their experiment of a hundred days the. gain wns
nearly 50 per cent. A slight amount
of exercise was found beneficial during the fattening process.
POULTRY.
Regularity In feeding procures rapid
growth In chicks. More food of the
same kind given at long but irregular
Intervals will not give them the same
vigor of size. The man who follows
haphazard ways in anything these
times will get behind the procession.
As a health mensure, where large
numbers of fowls   are   compelled   to
' range on a limited enclosure, air
I slacked Ume should be liberally used.
1 Let it lie scattered late in the evening,
i after the chickens have gone to roost.
; It will greatly counteract the decom-
��� posing matter which is so deleterious.
Let young chicks make their home
1 in their own coops at night until cold
I weather uiakes it necessary to take
> them tn permanent winter quarters,
if they outgrow these coops, give
' them larger ones in the same place,
1 cleaning and airing them olten, and
I liming them occasionally.
There is a surplus of small potatoes
this year, and tliey can be utilized as
poultry food. Boil, mash and mix with
meal and bran; feed while warm. Feed
moderately, ami not every day, remembering that hens need a variety.
Too many potatoes will make light
eolored yolks.
Keep tlie older ge;-se and sell the
goslings. The older ones arc the best
i breeders, the best layers and grow
the most and best feathers, while the
j voung geese bring the bost prices tn
i the markets. Two or three weeks
! will get them in marketable shape,
I if fed freely, and at least five times
1 a day.
There is nothing like going to market with attractive goods. Kggs
should be cleau and in tidy packages;
but do not make a rule of washing
them, Tor it takes away the appearance of freshness. If the soiled spots
are wiped off "before they become
stains, nothing else is required.
Give the hens all possible freedom,
and there will be less trouble with
soft shelled eggs, and less danger of
their being eaten. The exercise and
the lime the fowls pick up, in various
forms, aro both essential in overcoming these troubles.
If the hens stop lading at this season of the year, as is uot unusual, a
change of feed for a lew days will
often stajt them into business again.
Always, aad with any variety of hens,
variety la feed brings the best results.
Appetites aa*e renewed aud new elements supplied.
Edward Atkinson says that the
product of the boa miues is greater iu
value thau the product of the iron
furuaces ; is about twice the value of
the wool product, amd threo or four
tiuie-s the value of our output of silver. While tho mines of silver own
the Senators, be asks wbo crows for
the Amoriciwi hen in the balls of Congress.
Aa a usual thing, scalded chickens
sell best to the home trade, and dry
piucked to shippers. Dry picking Is
more eahily done while their bodies
a<i*e warm. Be careful uot to break
nor tea,r tho skin. The same directions should be observed in dressing
turkeys,  but ajways dry pick them.
ST,   VITUS   DANCE,
Malady That Has Long
Medical Skill.
ISSUE NO. 46  1895.
NOTE|
...    .UU,/,.,,,    IU   OUJ    U.     UU
meats, please mention this paper
In replying to any of these advertise
A Bpaedy Cure f ot tbe Tronbto at [*et Uncovered���The Fartloularalol the cure of
a Little (llrl Who Was ��� Severe-Sufferer
(From tlie  Ottawa Journal.)
In it handsome brick residence on tlie
10th line of Qoulboru township, Cnrlo-
: ton County, lives JIr. Thomas Brud-
j ley, one of Oouluorn's most successful
tamers.     In Mr. Bradloy's family Is
i a bright Ilttlo daughter, b years of
I nge, who hail been a severe sufferer
Irom St. Vitus  dance, nnil who had
been treated by physicians    without
! any benei'Idal results.     Having learned that the little one had been fully
restored to health by the uso of Dr.
Williama'  i'luk rills, a correspondent
l^S;. *���
tvV.ff!)      \   Si"-:'i - '     III
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THK ONLY KKMKDY THAI' CIKKS.
Ephmlm Tallman, of M'-rrl-rkvllI*?. Wan u
Very Sick Man���He Tried a (ireat Many
Keme.livtt* imt Only; llot   Temporary
K.-li-'f���South American Nervine, ou
Kecommeiiilatiuti of Mr. K. Krrett. Lumber Merchant. Watt Tried, ami Disease
WaH in a Short Time BanUhed.
KlUmi;.**-    fnr
tho sick are not
wanting. They
are ubout :is
j,.*;itiiul as mots i*ui too*-, in Musis o k a, a n d
sometimes just
as useless and
annoying, lint
there is a serious sido to the
matter. \V h y
should thoso
who uro broken
down in health, weak and wearied,
and nigh unto death otton, have their
condition aggravated by remedies
that do thom no good. Sometimes,
as Mr. Ephraim Tallman, wljo is a
retired farmer, highly respected In
tho community, and now liviug in
Merrickville, has said, temporary relief Is secured. But the reaction
that comes from disappointment is
apt to sot tlie patient back further than he was before.
Tho feature of South American
Nervine is its permanent healing powers. It Is a medicine whicli strikes
at tho root ot disease, curing tlie
deranged parts at the nerve centres,
and these cured, disease cannot exist.
Mr. Tallman found tliis to ho the
case. He says; "Two years ago this
fall I had an attack of la grippe,
and I havo never'been well since. My
bowels, I may sny, became perfectly
dormant, and I tried a great many
medicines, and got just temporary relief. But it was very temporary. Mr,
E. Errett, lumber merchant, of this
town, advised me to try South America^ Nervine, and I must, and can,
truthfully say that I havo received
moro benefit from tt than from all
tbo other remedies I have ever taken.
I can honestly recommend It, as 1
consider It an excellent remedy. I
know nothing better. I am a much
better man since taking thus remedy
than for a number of years, and I
give this testimony freely of my own
accord, wishing South American .Wr-
vino tin; success it deserves."
THi; EDUCATED BUTLER,
"Is Mrs. Il.irkius at homo?" flBkcd
the caller.
"Physically, madamo," returned the
educated butler, "she is. As :m abstract question, the fact cannot be
denied; hut iu relation tn your doSll'Q
to sec lier. I cannot say deflultely
uutil I httVO n.-oertniiu'd Mrs. Ilurklns'
wishes iu the inntW. fray, be seated,
until I have received advice** from
above."
STRUCK AS BY LIGHTNING
Exactly describes the condition ut' ;i
hard or soft corn to which Putnam's
rainless Corn Extractor has been
applied. So quickly does Putnam's Ex-
tractor cure that its action seems
magical. Try it.
FANFARRONADE.
Let no iimn deem himself nf Fate the
King,
Or challenge-fortune with a    voice
defiant���
A  tiny pebble in   a   shepherd'-* sling
Once overthrew a pnmd and boastful giant.
Ask  your physician,  your druggist |
amd your friends about Shlloh'e Cure
for Consumption.     They wili reeom- '������
mend It. �����
"Now  Entirely  Free  From Disease/*
of tho Journal called nt the family
ra-ddeuce ior tlie purpose of ascertaining the facts, and found tho little
girl a picture of brightness and good
health. Mrs. Faulkner, a sister of
the little oue. gave the following Information : " About eighteen months
ago Alvira was attacked by that terrible malady, at. Vitus'' dance, and
became so bad that wc called In two
doctors, who held out uo hope to us
of her ultimate cure, and she was
so badly affected with the 'danee' as
to require almost constant watching.
About this time wu read in the Ottawa Journal of a similar ease cured
by tbe use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills,
which gave us renewed hope. We
procured a couple of boxes, and. berore
tliese were all used thero was a perceptible Improvement. After using
six boxes more she was entirely free
from tlio disease, ami as you can see
is enjoying the best of health. Several mouths have passed since the
use oi' the Pink Pills was discontinued ;
hut there has been no return of tho
malady, nor any symptoms of it. We
nre quite certain Dr. Williams'' rink
Pills cured lier and strongly recommend them iu similar cases.
Dr. Williams*- Pink Pills are aa unfailing specific for such diseases as
locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis,
St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
rheumatism, nervous headache, tbe
after affects oi ia grippe, palpitation
of the heart, pale and sallow complexion, ull forms of weakness either
in male or temale. Pink Pills are
sold by all dealers, or will bo sent post
paid on receipt ol price, 50 cents a
box, or six beses for $2.50, by addressing Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brock-
vlile, Ont., or Scbnectady, N. Y.
NERVOUS CHILDREN.
The mother says that this child is
nervous, lie should never hear this
said of himself. He will soon -earn to
use tlie expression as an excuse for
naughtiness. Train him to regular
habits of life, secure for him simple,
wholesome food, see that he gets
plenty of sleep, that his nerves arc
not disturbed by teasing by others,
aad iu all probability lie will cease
to manifest nervousness, especially if
he never bears older people talk
about being iiL-rvous.*��� Womankind,
Till: TRUST AFTER NO-TO-BAC.
Chicago 'Special.���Reported here today tbat a Inrge sum of money had
been offered for the famous lobucco
habit cure called No-To-Bnc, by* a
syndicate who want to take It off
the market. Inquiry at the general
offices revealed the fact that No-To-
Bac wna not for sale to the Trust
at any price. No-To-Bnc's success Is
marvellous. Almost every druggist iu
America  sells No-To-Bac under gunr-
j nntee  to cure tobacco   habit  or  re-
: fund money.
DEAR LITTLE JOHNNY.
j Little Johnny has Keen naughty, and
I has to be sent from tlie table wtth-
! out having anv dessert. For an hour
I he has been sitting in the corner of
| the room crying.     At last he thinks
��� It time to stop.
!    " Well! I   hope you have done cry-
1 ing now,' says his mother.
i    "Haven't done,'  says Johnny, in a
| passion. "I'm only resting.'��� Tid-IUts.
j Constipation causes more than half
1 the ills of women. Karl's Clover Root
I Tea is a pleasant cure for const! pa-
I tion.
SEEKING  AN   OUTLET.
Girls usually long   Tor some means
'��� to express their soulful yearning, nnd
a, poor poem or a daub called art is
: the result;. Isn't there some kind
, of soulful yearning  that will be pro-
��� dui'tive of a light, flaky pio crust or
wholesome-* bneacl ?
AS IF BY MAGIC.
This is always the ease when Nerviline is applied to any kind of pain ;
ft is sure to disappear as if by magic.
Stronger, more penetrating and
quicker in action than any other
remedy In tho world, pain cannot stay
where it Is used. It is just the thing
to have in the bouse to meet a sudden attack of Illness.
Consumption, La Grippe, Pneumonia
and all Throat and Lung diseases are
cured by Shiloh's Cure.
" Mamma, where do eggs come
from ?"t"ChlL'kens, my dear." ""Well,
that's tunny". Papa says that chickens come from eggs."
Wine may improve with nge, but
tlio nose of the man who drinks wine
doesn't seem to.���Youkers Statesman.
It is hard to believe that a man
is telling the truth when you know
you would lie were you Iu his place.
���Boston Transcript.
It is said that tho Idea of the toboggan Klidc first suggested itself to
a man while swallowing a raw oyster.
Christian science mav be nil right
for dyspepsia, but tho believer in It
generally sends for a regular physician when be bas a carbuncle.���Som-
orvillo Journal.
It was a Mii Ine boy who defined ��
demagogue ns '* a vessel that holds
wine, glu, whiskey,or uny other liquor."
One of tho patrons of a grab-bag
nt a recent Maine fair was disgusted at -getting out of the bag an order by tlie local grave digger: "Good
for one grave dug any time during
the ensuing year."
If one wishes to learn in bow iinany
ways one gentleman can call another a liar without actually saying
it, let hint listen to a, discussion In
any meeting of professional men,
whether they l;o doctors, lawyers or
clergymen.
His Cohwebhod Stock.���" See what
I've got." said Bobbie, holding up a
shining dime.
'���Where did you get that'."' asked
Ids father.
"Mado it out of bottles," said Bobble. "They was a lot of dirty bottles full o' red stuff that you don't
over drink down cellar, and I got this
for ten of Nun."���Harper's Bazar.
Ills Satanic Majesty's Chief Clerk
(to now arrival)���I say, my friend,
you seem *to lie delighted to get here.
You aro the first of that kind I have
bad to deal with."
Newcomer���Glad to get here? I
should say I was! I'm chilled to the
marrow���l'vo been on ice for a week !
���Truth.
Boy (on tho stump, who has been
patiently watching the strange angler for about an hour)���You ain't
caught anything, 'ave yer?
Strauffor���No, not yet, my boy.
Boy���There wasn't no wnter in
that* pond till it rained last night.
STOP, LADY, STOP!
Lean and lank,
He's such a crank ;
My stars ! I thank
I'm not his wife;
He'd make my life
A scene of strife.
Stop, lady, stop I his liver Is put of
order. "He's Just too nice for 11113*-
thing," his wile says, "when he is
woll." Every wife's husband should, if
sick, take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It puts the liver and
kidneys in good working order, purifies the blood, cleanses the system
from all Impurities, from whatever
causo arising, and tones up thc functions generally. Once, used it is always
lu favor. Sold by all dealers in medicine.
Dr. Pierce's Vellets permanently
euro constipation, sick headache, indigestion and kindred derangements.
NOTHING TO DO.
Tramp-I ain't lazy. I'm willing to
work, imt I don't find anything to do
iu my line.
Gentleman���What ls your line ?
Traimp���Running for office on the
woman suffrage ticket.
Karl's Clover Root Tea is a sure
cure for Headache and Nervous Diseases.   Nothing  relieves so quickly.
TWO SCHOOLS ONDER ONE MANAGEMENT.
Toronlo nnil Stratford, Out, UNQUESTIONABLY the limrtiiii- iioniiiiiiiciul nclioi,l-i of tlio
Dominion. ADVANTAGKS MUST IN CAN-
ADA. Moderate rates. Students admitted at
anv lime. Write lo either BChool I'm' circulars,
Mention thin paper. .SHAW & ELLIOTT,
1,1'incinalfi.
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**>XO  ploymenc You work ln tho locality
v. here you live.  Send us your address and we
will explain thebustnQPB,   Writo to-day.
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through our specially appointed
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wero sold In twelve months. One hundred thousand of this new work
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Every Canadian Stamp used between ISSl
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particularly thonc collected 25 years ago. Send
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postnyo stamps thereon will got sood prices for
the Btaiups by applying to Box 1U5. Hamilton,
Ontario,
Adams' Tutti Frutti
aids digestion.
Save coupons inside of wrappers.
Children Shrink
from taking- medicine. They
don't like its taste. But they are
eager to take what they like-
Scott's Emulsion, for instance.
Children almost always like
Scott's Emulsion.
Aud it docs them good.
Scott's Emulsion is the easiest,
most palatable form of Cod-liver
Oil, with the Ilypophosphitcs of
Lime and Soda added to nourish
the bones and tone up the nervous system. The way children gain flesh and strength on
Scott's Emulsion is surprising
even to physicians.
All delicate children need it.
Don't bo pemtadtd to accept et substitute!
Scott it Brno, Belleville     50c. and fi.
TUCKETT'S
T&B
MAHOGANY
Is the clennest and best,
ASK     YOUR    DEALER     FOR    IT.
Manufactured by the Geo. E. Tuckett
& Son Company, L't'd.
Hamilton, Ontario.
HOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
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CONSUMPTION MfaVJBlti&jthW
HAKES 1 BUSINESS OF DRINKING,
A New York Doctor Who Spends His
Lifo Absorbing Alcohol.
AB OMNIVOROUS DRINKER
"There is a former physician living
in this city whose present occupation
Is thut of scientific dipsomaniac. He is
a Scotchman about GO years old and
��� lives in a quiet uptown flat on the
west side.
'. He. camo tu this country UO years
ago,*.uad practiced 'medicine successfully for fifteen years ia Sun Francisco. It was there that lie developed
his extraordinary appetite for new
sensations In the form of liquid stimulants. The doctor lias never been
married, and when lie had accumulated what he thought sufficient wealth
to enable him to live well and indulge
his pcculalr appetite lie migrated
east, and lias resided in tliis city at
intervals sine** theu.
Every pursuit has had to give way
to his hobby. He does not practice
., his profession aay more, except at
rare Intervals, when he will attend
to one of his few old and favored
friends.
. Dr. Wattson Is a short, slout man,
with a round face and short curly
hair, whicli has once been yellow. It
is now mostly gray. His little bluo
eyes have tl' shrewd twinkle iu spite
of his years of inebriation. His hands
are short and pudgy, with fingers
like bunches of bananas. He has a
queer habit of closing and unclosing'
them wliile talking.
WEDDED TO THE   HABIT.
Like all eccentric beings, lie hates
notoriety, and it wns with difficulty
thnt he was Induced to talk about
himself a few days ago.
"Probably somo one else will give
you a fantastic account of me if I
don't talk myself," he said, "so I will
tell you anything you want to know,
provided you don't ask mc for reasons'. That annoys me.
"Travelling was the cause of my
making a study of inebriation," continued the doctor, "and that is the
only why or wherefore you! will get."
Here he clutched convulsively at
nothing.
"When a young maa I waa a ship's
surgeon, and have visited many countries.
"I have drunk arrack with Malays
and Hindoos, koumiss with Tartars,
eaten hasheesh witli Persians ��� and
smoked opium witli Chinese, from
mandarins to coolies.
" No matter how backward in the
march of civilization any race may
be, they have all heen ablo to evolve
somo method o( muking fluids of a
more cheering nature than water.
Tho aborigines of Australia, the Pacific islanders, and even the Uttle
troglodytes of Central Africa have
all got tlielr special firewater. I
have tried them all and believe I
have experienced more varied sensa-
, tions in the use of intoxicants than
any living man."
This was said in a quietly triumphant manner, such as a modest' man
would uso In announcing that ho had
annexed tho north pole or some
equally useful article.
When asked If he felt no 111 effects
from his prolonged course of " experiments,'' us he calls his never-ending
drunks, he replied:
" No. Science teaches us that the
use of any alcoholic liquor ln large
quantities and for long periods ls
injurious. Experience shows this to
be true ln the thousands of instances,
but the accepted theories are all
wrong In my case.
DOESN'T. GET   BEASTLY DRUNK.
" Of course, I do uot get into a
stato of beastly drunken Insensibility while pursuing my studies," continued the Ilttlo doctor, rapidly making clutches at handfuls of air as he
spoke. "My plan ls to take things
easy and to get nil possible pleasure
out of every mouthful of whatever I
drink."
This strange man Indulges In solitary orgies, which generally last six
or seven days. During that time he
locks himself ln his bedroom and will
not seo or even.spenk to anyone.
" Won't yoii loo*k, at my den 7"
asked thc scientific drunkard, working his fat fingers rapidly. He led the
way into an Inner room.
It was fitted as a bedroom, with
additions. A narrow tablo stood by
tho side of tho bed. Bewildering numbers of bottles stood on tho table.
Wines In great quantities and of all
descriptions were there. Bare old
port and claret. Hungarian wines in
.strange-looking flagons, aged Ciilunti
and Lachryniu Christl could all ho
seen. Thero were also spirits of
every kind, from tho various brands
of whiskey,.. brandy, rum and schnapps to arrack and other fiery products of aula's ingenuity in devising
means to get drunk. Other bottles
held bitters, tonics and materials for
tho concoction of mixed and fancy
drinks, Kvery bottle, except those
used for mixing drinks, had a long
tube and moutlipieco .attached to
Its neck. ,
" This is where I conduct my experiments," ho said, as lie chuckled and
made frantic grabs at the atmosphere,
seemingly delighted at the thoughts
of past and future revels.
ETHER tiltlNIUNG IS FASCINATING
He then went on to explain that he
never rises from his couch when engaged in his researches. The various
tubes enabled him to absorb his beloved nectars Just as comfortably as
a child draws Its refreshment from a
nursing bottle.
" Tho most Interesting of all branches of drinking," Bald the doctor, "ls
ether Intoxication as practised in the
north of Ireland. Ether is one of the
products of the large distilleries
there, and, being easily proourod by
the workmen, Is largely used Instead
of spirits.
" It is preferred to whiskey because
a man can get comfortably drunk
and sober again on ether 'in two
hours.  This enables one to have six
good times in twelve hours, a thing
not attainable by other means."
Replying to a question ns to the
manner in whicli ether Is used, he
said:
: " Tliey drink .It. Inhalation would
produce anesthesia. The effect when
swallowed*is rfulte different; It Is a
strung stimulant; its nauseous taste
is the principal objection to its use,
and I don't, drink much of it.
" Still, if tt were possible to hnve
its effects combined, with the delicious
flavors of some" rare old wines the
result would be perfect. I nm preparing for a series ot experiments
with that end in view."
This eccentric man imagines he ls
doing a great work, nnd makes copious notes nfter each luxurious drinking bout.
His Intellect does not appear to be
affected ln other ways, and his conversation Ir most relined and brU-
llnnt.-N. V. World.
VES, ASK PAPA.
SometinifK   Ilic  Tuna   I, Not Fa-iy   to Ihc
Vomit; tfallow,
However much nerve n young man
must possess beforo he can ask a lady
to become his wife, it certainly requires more for him to work himself
up to that pitch where he can unblush-
Ingly ask her father for his consent
in the matter. Ono Sunday night lost
summer Bugby was drawing near the
abode of his affianced when he saw
her father ln the garden. What better
opportunity would ever present itself? With.a trembling step and a
giddy brain he approached to within
ten feet of where the old gentleman
was seated, and gasped, " Please, sir."
The person addressed made no re-
spouse, if n force-pump of forty
horse.power had been ejecting hot
blood into Bugby's hoad it could not
have felt worse.   He moved forward
about two Inches.   "Please, I���I "
This was as far as he got, for his
tongue seemed to be about as thioK
as a .London fog. The person addressed did n|Dt seem to move a;
muscle. Bugby moistened his feverish
tongue, and then began where he left
olf, "I love yo���". He could proceed no farther. Composing himself
a little by a desperate effort he
began nt the beginning���" Please sir,
I love your daughter and "    This
was about one-third of what he had
to say, but It seemed far less, there
was so mueh remaining. It was now
getting quite dark. The old gentleman's Indifference made Bugby more
desperate, and he determined to finish
what he had to say, come life or
death. " Please, sir, 1 love your
daughter, and wish to make her my
wife. Do you give your consent?"
And with the question he rushed forward and flung himself on his knees
before the old gentleman. Just then
a gust of wind came along, and the
old gentleman, who proved to be a
scarecrow placed there to frighten the
birds from some strawberries, fell
over on Bugby and nearly frightened
him to death, for he thought that
tho parent of his adored was so
iwratlilul at his presumption that he
was intent upon making mincemeat of
her suitor. After a furious struggle
with his foe had proceeded for Bome
minutes, Bngby rolling about and getting covered with mud, he discovered
the real nature of his antagonist, and
sadly picked up his hat and went
home.   Bugby is still unmarried.
ONE WAT OF FINDING A SCOTSMAN
It ls related of a successful Glasgow
merchant that, sight-seeing ln Paris
once, he lost his way. For a considerable time he wandered about
trying to got bock to his hotel. The
hours went by. He never could speak
French, and his Glasgow English only
brought a smile and a shake of the
head.
" Oh for a body wl a guid Scotch
tongue in his head!'' he sighed.
Then come a "happy thought.'' By
signs he bought a basket, measure,
and berries of a trim Frenchwoman,
and, shouldering the stock, went
along the street shouting:
"'Fine grossets, a bawbee the pine;
fine grossets, a bawbee the pine.'
Tlie crowd laughed at the mad Briton, but the familiar cry soon brought
some Scotsmen on the scene, and the
merchant was able to retire, from
business and smoke his pipe in the
bosom of his family, thankful that he
had found real Scotsmen ln his hour
of need.
PAYING A CHCECH DEBT.
A Presbyterian Church, at a place
not far from Glasgow, was ln debt,
and the minister's stipend was a
gradually vanishing quantity. The
traveller of an enterprising sonp
firm, hearing of the financial straits
to which this particular congregation was reduced, proposed that aa
advertisement extolling tho merits of
his special make of soap should be
put In some conspicuous place In
front of the gallery of tho church. In
return for this publicity, tho firm offered to give tho congregation 1*100
ne year for five yoars. Tlio proposal
was gravely debated by tho eldors anil
minister of the congregation, wlio
finally agreed to accept tho offer.
A KEEN-SCENTED DOC.
A German sportsman oncn snid to
a well-known Scotch baronet: "Talk-
tug about dogs with keen scent, I have
one ln Germany that will conipni'0
favorably with any you have in England." " Very remarkable dog, 1
suppose?'* yawned tbo listener. "I
should sny so. Tlio day after I left
homo ho broko his chain, and, although I had heen away for hoars,
he tracked me and found mo merely by
scent. What do you think of that?1'
"I think you ought to take a bath,'
replied the Caledonian, turning calmly away.
AN  EASY TASK.
Cotton may be distinguished from
linen when one is buying handkerchiefs
by moistening the tip ol the finger and
pressing to the handkerchief. If it
wets through at once it ls linen, while
If any cotton enters Into its manufacture it will take several seconds to
wet through the threads. Also ln
linen the threads are more uneven
than ln cotton.
INDICTED AS A COMMON SCOLD.
Hlaa Jacnuea, of Weatueld, Will be Sentenced on Saturday.
Miss Esther F. Jacques, the oldest
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John D.
Jacques, of Westfield, N. J��� looks like
anything but a cuuimun 6Cold, yet
that is the charge made against her
in an indictment lound by the Union
county grand Jury.
She Is, says the New York Herald,
of medium height, has dark hair, is of
slender build nnd good iuu-kiiiL, und Is
said to be about 30 years old. The
Jacques family, father, and mother
and the two daughters, live ln a large,
comfortable looking square frame
house ln ProBpect street, which stands
ln a cluster of trees and has trailing
vines about its front nnd side. It
stands about forty feet from the road
and is probably forty feet distant Irom
tho houses on either side and perhaps
one hundred nnd thirty leet Irom the
houses opposite.   '
Miss Jacques wns arraigned in the
Union County Court, ln Elizabeth, on
Tuesday, nnd, although sho declared
herself not guilty, she pleaded non
vult rather than submit to a trial ol
the case. Saturday wus set down as
the tline to sentence her, and every*
Uoily in and nr.rtind Edzabejth and
Westfield is wondering what her punishment will be.
When I called on Mr. Conant last
night he said: " I must say It got beyond endurance. .It was simply the
noise and annoyance of Miss Esther's
voice when there was trouble ln the
Jacques household. What the trouble
was I don't 'know. I am sorry the
matter has gone eo far. I didn't expect there would be any time made
about it, else I would not have acted.
The family ls an old ono here and a
fine one."
After I had rung the bell of the
Jacques house a dozen times a tall,
white-haired woman opened the door.
" Miss Esther ls not at home," she
said. " Yes, I am her mother, but I
will say nothing about this matter.
My daughter asked me to keep
silence."
Prohibition ln Portland Town.
The Portland Press states that the
clergymen of that city are' preparing
to enforce the prohibitory law. Our
contemporary is "glad to see it," but
thinks alter a few months' experience they will have gained knowledge
that will make thein more charitable
to the public authorities. It says a
good many of them now talk as if
the suppression of the liquor traffic
was the easiest thing imagiaable.
After a few months' experience tliey
will have discovered what the Hon.
Charles F, Libby���a gentleman to
whom they accord the credit, and
rightly, too, of doing his best to enforce the law���discovered, that they
have perhaps changed the form- somewhat of the liquor traffic, but not
suppressed It, nor indeed much diminished it. After five years of tbe
most vigorous prosecution of tlie liquor sellers of Portland town Mr.
Libby lound .what V Let him tell in
his own words:
"I found that I had driven out of
business one set of men, and another
set of men hud cume ia ; and so far
as I could Judge from my experience
tho last set ol men engaged in the
business was worse than the) first set
who were driven out. In uddition to
that I found thut when tho law was
very stringently enforced it created
a demand Ior club houses, nnd I
found that young men were establishing club rooms here in the city,
and not only did they become places
where drinking was carried on. but
got to be gambling places. I found
that, while I was driving the liquor
out of ordinary shops wnere it had
been sold I was driving it Into the
houses and kitchens where the children of the family who up to that time
never saw It, were accustomed then
to see tt dealt out In that surreptitious munner. The rigid enforcement
ot thc law introduced also the system of pocket peddling, something wo
never had in the city before. Not
11, ' thai, but 1 found that perjury
was becoming remarkably common ,n
tht courts."
f'thtequently Mr. Libby was Mayor
ot th- city, and It is generally auimt-
teil that lie enforced the law the :.s
vigorously and impartially as wis
possl * What did he find this cinie?
He' ound himself defeated for reelection fiy about 800 majority.
HOUSEKEEPERS SHOULD TRY.
Steaming an old lowl before roasting, not adding thd stuffing until it
goes to tlie oven, but putting a few
sticks ot celery inside to flavor it.
Keeping steel knives from meting by
dipping in strong soda water, wiping,
rolling In flannel and laying in a placo
to dry.
Sweetening wooden or iron ware by
scalding ia iiot water and hay.
Three teaspoonfuls of kerosene in
the boiler in washing clothes.
Adding a little vinegar to the water
In whicli salt fish is cooked.
Soaking black calico lu salt water
before washing.
Washing uu Ink stain In strong salt
water; then sponging with lemon
Juice.
Simmering rice flour und water together for a cement.
A canton flannel knife caso stitched
Into compartment...
For disagreeable odors, a pinch of
sulphur on a hot stove.
A littio copperas water and salt ln
whitewash.
Soaking salt fish in sour milk to
freshen them.
A palette knife for scraping kettles.
A clam shell for scraping kettles.
Covering a dish tnblo with zinc.
For sewer gas, chloride of lime.
Cayenne pepper for ants,
A GENEROUS BEQUEST.
A husband, feeling his end approach,
sent for a solicitor to moke his will.
V I leave my wile a life interest in
a hundred thousand francs.'���
" Very good ; hut If sho marries
again ?'��� i
" In that case, I'll make it two hundred thousand. It is not Tor her,
however���I leave It to her husband.
Poor fellow; it will be hard-enrned
money !'������Illustrazione Popolare.
FOOTBALL  AS PLATED TO-DAY.
Harmful   and   Daniorallxlug   to  Sludeiii*.
and Leads All Sport, ln Falalitlea.
So far as the brutality of football
is concerned tliere can no longer lie
two sides to the question, writes Edward W. Bok in November Lndles'
Home Journal. The most uncompromising advocates of the game have
conceded the fact. If one game ol
college football differs from another
it Is purely aad simply in Its degree
of brutality. How disastrous and
fatal were these displays last year
wijl be brought home more directly
to people when by carefully computed
figures It ls shown that forty-six
deaths resulted last year from collegiate gaaies of tuotliall within a short
period of four months. No record has,
of course, been 'kept of broken ears,
lost visions and other disfigurements.
Ami a mutter of fact, thero is no sport
practised by any civilized nation which
can equal a record of forty*slx deaths
In four uionthB. . . . When we regard tho effects upon tho players we
meet a condition of things equally
serious. Leaviug the physical Injuries
entirely out of the question, the game
of football, as It Is played to-day, Is
an absoluto detriment tu the mental
development of those who participate
in It. I have, during tho past six
months, been nt some pains to carefully inquire into tho class standings
of the men who comprise college football teams, and the results were interesting. In two oases I found that
the majority of the football players
stood' ainong tho lowest in their
classes, while ln the other two Instances the. same tact was true of
one-half of the members of the tenons.
..... Furthermore, the so-called
" tame" which is bestowed upon these
college football players Is directly Injurious. Their lives are exploited, their
portraits nre printed, their every
movement ls chronicled until the subjects are made to feel a prominence
which Is at once preposterous and
absurd. Before a boy Is hardly out of
his fitting school he Ib spoiled with
a misplaced Importance ol himself and
a mistaken " fame," the evil effects
of which he carries with him through
his life. , . . "Nor Is the effect on
other students a wholesome one. It
requires a stronglytbalanced mind,
such ns Is rarely given to a growing
boy, for a young mnn to pursue a
craving for knowledge when all
around him he hears .nothing but
football talk, and sees the men next
to him become the talk of the country. It strikes for him, at the very
outset ot his career, a false note.
1KKAKS OF .MKMOKV.
Effects of Disease aud Dronfeenneaaon Tbat
Faculty.
The most singular cases of memory-
loss are In connection with language.
It is quite common in our hospitals
to see a sick German unable to speak
a word ol the language he had
thoroughly mastered.
A very singular Instance of this Is
reported from New York. Many years
ago a Doctor Scandelll died in a hospital In that city. When first admitted ho conld only speak in English ; as the illness progressed he forgot that language and could now
only converse in French; but on the
day of his death another change occurred, and lie could speak nothing
but his own language���Italian,
Many varieties of this loss of memory of words exist. A clergyman,
some time ago*, lost all recollection ot
words; but he could still remember
the letters of which they were composed, and could express his ideas
freely by spelling the worda.
An officer suffered from, a slight attack of apoplexy, and, as a result,
forgot all bnt a very tew words.
When he tried to speak he merely
uttered nonsense; but If a book or
manuscript were handed to him he
read It with perfect propriety.
One of the moet extraordinary ot
all memory losses Is waen a person
forgets how to write with the right
hand, but still has the power to do
so with his left hand. In such a case,
after he has written with hla left
hand the desired sentence, he can
copy It with his right hand.
When the memory of words Ib gradually lost It invariably progresses
in one particular order.strango to say,
First the proper names go, then proper nouns, then adjectives, and this
stage ls followed by the (allure of the
power to recollect events. Very many
people Suffer from the first degree-
excessive smokers, for Instance, It ls
said, sometimes find It difficult to
recall proper names.
Drunkenness ls a well known cause,
and there ls the very curious case of
a man who mislaid a package while
drunk, forgot where he had put It
when sober, and had to get drunk
agnln to find It.���St. James'Gazette.
A HEALTHY NOSE;
Few Imagine tlie Importance a
healthy uusu bears to the general
health, yet ili.-i-.nise uf this organ is
capable of sending its ownor to an
early grave. The nuse In Natures re-
i spirator; It warms, moistens and
purifies tlio air we breathe, preventing not only throat disease, but lung,
bronchial ami gastric disturbance,
Which, in susceptible subjects, and after prolonged omission to breathe
through the nose, may lend to pthtsls,
Many Infantile complaints are due to
nasal obstruction, such as " adenoid
growth,"- whicli ea uses the child to
practice oral breathing, especially at
nights. Adults suffer equally as
mueh, not only by taking cuius, but la
suffering from Incurable, ukin disease,
due to mild chronic inflammatory condition of ttie nose. This condition interferes with the due circulation of
lymph, and will thus aflect the nutrition of tbe cerebral lobes, setting up
pains, giddiness, want of mental concentration, and many minor nervous
symptoms, wrongly attributed to
cerebral disease. The eyes, the ears
and the sensory and motor nerve centres" are all affected by a healthy
nose, yet many persons go through
life Witli nasal disease, never attempting to tetter It becauso there Is no
actual pair-.���Lennox.
An American, dressed in broad
checked clothing to look like an Englishman, Is very much like a board
house painted In squares to simulate
brown stone.
HOW I UOT AINT  A  GAL.
Whin Biddy lei' my ole Aunt Sail,
Sho writ t.'r me an' sod:
(That's Aunty did) I've lus' my gnl,
Flu' ino a'mitlier, Ned.
I got 'or letter Monday noon,
It s'prlsod mo orful, too,
I set nu' thought: Gosh, purty  soon
I knowed Jes wat ter do.
Fer Susan Lopheel was th' ow
As Jos' 'ud suit Aunt Sail,
Sko'd do 'er duBtin' on th' run,
Uthout a breathin' spell.
Humily! Woll, I should say she war?
Wot did thet signify ?
All freckled hup, an' red 'er ba'r-
But couldu't sho jes' fly !
Ef eny onc should  know 'er wrll,
I reckoned I'ze th' Ind;
I'd courted Susan, fer a spell,
Yos, I'll own hup, 1 'ad.
Bat Jes' fer pas' time, course ye fenow,
Intontions wasn't meant,
So ovor thar, 1 guessed I go,
By olo Aunt Sally sent.
50 n'tor I 'ad eat my pie,
I shambled tor th' shed,
Tor run th' buggy eout an Si
Yells, "Whar' yl goin', Ned'.'"
" 0," boz I kinder careless like'/
"1 thort I'd drivo th' colt,"
51 latfed an' winked, then snys, " All
right,
Tako care 'e dosen' holt."
An' so I botched 'im up, an' soon
Out on th' road I war,
A-goln' tor Bee If sho war hum,
Th' gal '1th th' red ha'r.
Th' door wuz opened by Su's mar
Sho didnt' know me firs',
An' while she sized me up, 0 .law ,
I thort my 'art ad burs'.
Sho wnsen' hansomo by long sight,
But ugly like ns Bin,
"Is Sally hum ?" sho answers right,
"I guess so, jes' step in."
Wall, purty soon In walked ole "Sn,"
All grins nnd freckles, see?
"Why, Ned, Ned Jenkins, how de dor
I'd re'ly no ide'e
Thot It uz you, take off yu' hat,
An' resit fer a spell."
"O, no," sez I, "I guesB thet���thet
We'd better drive awhile."
On goes her hat, an' out we go'        '
To drive along the road,
An* a'ter we 'ad neared a field'
Whar alder bushes growed,
I thort it war a flttln' plnctf
Fer me ter ease my 'art,
So, gazin' Beared like In 'er face,
I says, "Say, Sue, don't start
An' grow pale like they dew in booka,
I Jes' come up ter-doy
(I give 'er 'ere some more queer looks)
Ter take yer far away."
I 'ad ter 'ong ter thet blamed ccfl��
An' tug ter beat ther band,
Fer H th' beggar'd ever bolt,
Whar would th' riders land 7
"I want yer fer ter come"���Whoa,
BUI !-
"An' live 'ith"���Whoa, thar, boy I���
I yanked th' lines an' Susan���well
She cln.pt 'er 'anils fer Joy,
Jes' then thet boy colt stood ��tm*
still,
An" me 'n Susan flew
Tl'ar over neebor Casey's hill.
An' Ut whar thistles grew.
I Jes' a,bout mnde up my mind
To swear a WB oath thin,
But heartn* some one groan behind,
I swallowed It ag'in.
Jes' 'ere th' thistles brought 'cr +o,
An', risln' tew 'er feet,
She snjys, "Dear Ned, I'll go with J0��
An' be yer wlfey Bweet."
Great Scott! I stopped from plotkW
tbem
'Ere thistles from my pants,
An' stammered, "All right, Sue; alien?;
We'll live down at my aunt's-."
I knowed she loved me, an' I'm Jee'
Sol'* hearted as a gal,
An' so I tlhort it 'ud be bes'
Tew make sure fer Aunt Sail.
A BOON TO THE WORLD.
It is reported that Professor Stuart,
of the University of Sydney, has invented nn artificial larynx, and that
it has been tried with Buccesu upon a
man who hnd lost his voice. The
mochnnism can be regulated bo as to
inn'-to the voice soprano, tenor, contralto or bass, at will. It Is sincerely
to be hoped that the managers ot
ccrtnin companies on the road will lay
In a liberal supply of theso articles
for " artists" who have no voice, but
endeavor to sing for thc public.
(-
f
A CASE OF  CRUELTY.
"Marry you?" sbo shld, provokiug-
ly, "why, you nre nothing but a
child."
"Then I ean have you arrested," he
sold.
"Arrested Ior what?"
"For cruelty to children," he paid,
ami she collapsed.
SPOILED Till*. FIGURE.
Whyte���Don't yuu think Browi
u good descriptive writer'.'
Black���Yes, generally, but he m
mi.sta.kes sometimes.
Whyte���For Instance?
Black���Well, ho was writing  .*���
naval battle once and he  said
300 brave sailors on tlie ilofeateit
sel bit the dust.
;l rt
thai
ves-
NO  COMPANION   FOR  HIM.
' Johnny," called his mother, "nui*
i using thnt bad language."
" Why,"   replied   tho boy, " Shs-kc-
I epearo said what I lust did."
" Well," replied tho mother, growing Infuriated, " you sliould quit goittst
with him���he's no companion for joa.
DENTISTRY.
Patient���What do you charge IW
extracting a tooth ?
Quack���Twenty-five cents, mnd.-vro.
Fatacnt���Why, how enn you affpro
to do ft so cheaply?
Quack���Oh, I have a pull, you knew.
I
We Imitate only what we better*
and admire.���Wlllmott. G. A. McBain &, Ca,   Real Estate  Brokers, Nanaimo, B.C.
LATE LOCALS.
Joseph McPhee left for Victoria on Fri
(Jay,
At LeUer** ymi will find some fine
Chilliwuck cheeae.
Willard, the hurnes-i roaker dve*-* gT****-
work, and sells at rea-oi.able rate*.
A. Lindsay jr left on the Joan Friday,
for Californu.
Miss Nash' stock -if seasonable millinery has arrived, also a large variety of
fancy articles.
Frog in yrur thrnit ii a*i inslant-menu*-
remedy for colds and -.uie throat to be
found at ��. Pimljnrv & Co's.
Lovers pay sw-etTi/Mrts compliments;
husbands pay fives' bills. Which do
prefer ?
Fok Rl'NT ��� Threo ntce,w.irm rooms.
Enquire of K. I'. lul wards
Will a woman nover find out she loves
a man until his engagement is announced
to another woman ?
Mr. Rite, nur pnstnv strr reached Sew
York citv on Snturdav anrl will sail 'or
Liverpool Der, 71b 011 the steamship Lu
cania uf tin; Cunard line.
WANTED:��� A strong    farm h*->rsf\   at
a   moderate   price.    Proposals  marked
"Morse' may be left, at Tm*: Ni:\v-s office.
2 ��� 15U
Malcolm Williams while out hunting
on Friday got Inst nnd remained out all
night in the woods over near the Coin te
nav Kiver. He was discovered by a
rescuing pany the next morning.
On Friday evening at the Epworth
League meeting a paper will be read bv
Mr. N��lsnn nn The Ideal Man, folio-veil
bv discussion. An evening wilh Shakes*
pear the following Friday evening.
Mr. Leonard Frank, manager of the
well known tailoring establishment of
Ceo. H. Jack-on, Victoria, It. C, is still
at the Cumberland hotel and will remain
until Friday Dec. 6th.
The Japs who exhibited battle scenes
at Piket's Hall, Thursday evening did not
catch Friday's train tn season and so had
to remain over although they had advertised to exhibit Friday evening in Nanaimo
Bedroom suites, bedsteads, ma'trass****,
crockery, &c iSfcc. ;it half price at Chenev's
auction rooms. All kinds of furniture
bought (tr sold on commission.
The organ recital at Trinity Eptscnp il
church Sunday evening was well attended and excited most favorable comment
Indeed we have attended many paid con
certs in this town which while excelling
in quantity did not approach it inf quality,
We trust these monthly recitals will be
continued.
Mrs. Wm. O'T HI is prepared to give
organ and pianoforte les-nm*., both vocal
and instrumental, to elementary and advanced pupils.
THK FAMOUS NEW  DOCK
"DABKNE89   AND    DAYLIGHT"
- OR -
Lights at*a BLadovis sf Kar, Yoik I..V*.
11 thi*5* nnw nmi nuwhly Hluft+rttml v nrlt
a Loiilrt L'liri-1-.ia'i ����� man ii-lln the thrilling
hht> ot h*r pvrm.iid i*x|j"iicn���� in'iofpel,
tfni]i*-runt*e. miaciiiii. mihI re-cue work iu a
Urea', cry.    No recent publication  ia n iw
1'iiiiiiuirntiiUi Ht) illUlMl Htlentl'in ?*<ir h .h aliv
orhrr ualltii forth su-h riug-ug word** of
**Ood-.**ptiett" from iMuit-t.ru ami emin en:
women. 1*. has ltev* prom-hed about Tom
fani"tn pa \ti:n, ra-td by feus uf thorn* mtt-i
of nub-ici-liter-, Ktid ina lu thn subject uf
mauy a cUtrgyuiau'- Sunday e-'euinir;
In; tn re. I '4 nu.hori-lii.) ih fourfold, i:*i
fur autbiira Iwmg tto li*-** than:--Mr*.
Helen Carnplwll, K v Lym-ui Abbott, 1)
U , Gol. Thouian W K*.ux, ami lu-p otor
Tn-mnm Byrne*.. Chief uf the Now Vork
D-tec'ive Bureau,
M r��. Cam ub sd, the principal wi iter,
ct-rtt-i-dy was a wouuu uouiiniottioudd nf
God, aul "in Hii ua*iie" spun', many
yearn an a ei*y tiiit-iionary littistlly "In
harkc-t N��w Yor'-t." What- a wunih-rlul
work 'lit* did. How d votwt and tilled
hnr liihuru were.    Jt is u itory oevtr t*�� Iw
ftrgdtum.     Tii'S III) --'in    VII iluliu   pre-tenta
thrafl thrilling 1 x-jerl-new*. ��<f Cl.riHian
euiteavor with tha iiu-idrudri uf pirjietio
and au.u-itnf seeiu'H tha' weie pack*a iuto
them ; it purtraj-H hie iu a threat city hy
d-iy aiul bv uittht "A* avion by a woman' :
ic i-hows th�� power ��t the Gospel to re-
deem houIs tro >i tha Jowoub uupttu; i'.
(i.vHH Rl*riKiDg t'-t-tirnoui a uf tlm redeunted;
unit from all them rich and varied txper ���
f-ncnait drawn living truth* fur heal aid
heart that met w. r u to auy reader tt-Uliiii'-n
ih��) i rice of the book, Mrs. Oamp wll1.-*
acco iiit of reucuo work In full ut Hinder-'
-u-ly totiuiiiilg m-ideu-s $.ranger ��t ��� h-h
are here to.rl than rninince tv, r dieiint-d
��� ���f, every oae f*f them itr-iw 1 io m real ole
hy a woti.au'-- hand. Iu every ch-i-jitr --he
we v 'it 111 aiu-ciiote after anecdote, luuxlt-fut
at vr incident, utor/ after n nr , not tt e
read r*M attention id held itreuthl m tit the
emi ot the vulutiit-e. *\S-raii|i' Imt mm-t
augne-tivejs the'ae'," iaya K nl op I 'oxo
i-t wa'nily eomniendieg tlita volt.tntit, -ithat
('hri-!t ia to h-j visitid in tloce dtuti und
-liven; there are tho.* ft whom He will bir
in mi'id w'ien Honajt*: "V�� vi i*e.t 111 "j
or. wheu Km trayat    "'Ve ilid ic nut to Me.''
ttev. Dr. Lvmati Altbott'a lite long
in'ereMt iu Cay MiH-iou work, ami In*.
penonal share iu that wor't, pieitnineutly
ti ted him to write for thi*) book. Iu hia
iiitrndnutioii to is he t-a/Hi ���
���'My iutereat in tho*.* ub-sea of city IKe
da e< from my eolh*i*e da-a. Fioiii that
day to ih h���ovf.u a thiui* ov a OKSTUKV
���I have con iuued Lhe ntu ilea iheo Iwgda,
atol t e -m-'jeet of thi-i hook ha-t Iih-11 oub of
the great- siiMjvutJ of my h',iiil)--*(nut*tunea
iu I'tci-aiur , often 111 lift."
No nppeal from temper m< cailvnci-'ea can
do uiftn* tn prom--*.*- th-s ciu-m of CetWpdr*
ance thau the thrilling iicit.iea and inoide Oa
no well dettwri-wd; at leaa**. *to ��+$* Mri*.
Mary A. Livunuore aud Mim Frauoo*. E
Willard.
0. li, HUNTER
Houses and Lots for Sale - - - Easy Terms.
ti
��� ii nn-11 m 1 emwt n ��� ���[������mi nmmmetmmmwmt)gmmmmmm*mmmm���mmmamwmmw���_t
Insurance, English, Scottish, Canadian
ancl American Companies.
Money to Loan on Approved Security
One of the inont absorbingly interesting
unrtiouit of the honk it that wntt��n by
loipeutoi* Hyriietgiving the ripe exp-rienee
of thirty yeara of tirtfeuve lite Many of
tnt* t-tarthng revelaiioua he makea ure
taken front hia private diary. Tbey have
Di-vi-r bt-rfnrH hi no pnliliahed.
Thi* fa-u:iiiKi.ii'g y -tumo** U indeed a
woKierfnl tale of Christian lovu aud faith,
adabvew'th luteiiae and a^rikiog reality.
T ie Ite-n of ic ii tht: it ia a pure and e'eviu-
um b.'ttk tY-iiul��*L-inning to end���a volume
for thefitnily uiroK Oi thtH point the
worda of R-;v, L>r. 'fwiuhell (*h-�� hai *��
famdy of ion c-iilvirou) aod lluv. Or. Mi*
gouii, Pretiiilent Iowa tjolluge, aru worth
ipto'ing h��r��-: Dr Twit-hull writ'**, ���"'My
wife.say* that, nhe in goiut* to nut our joung
p-?"p.e on ih look right oil. for tlm btood it
*<vill do tho.u"; anl President Migoun
aave.���"My lauoly Hud*, where other hooka
ou our ���hidvea I -ek iutt*r**.-.t, t uaone always
hnldRaud r��wtrd*�� attention*"
It contains 252 superb eouravingp, every
one ot th-lti .\l.\liK HJtOM I'fliri'OOHAl-IIti
TAKKS FKOM   LIl'K,   MOStl.V  HV  KLASI1 I.IUHT
Kvery laeo is a portrait, rvt-ry ci eue a h .1-10
1*'ality. In loi-k<ng at there cp e. t<id 1 lu**
���ra'iiiia 'he ruidt-r aee-i ac a glinet- juat
how G iKpnl work la carried on hy day and
by uii-iit by ruxjiie band*: he i.- ahowti
-t-aiiye .-tiglit,*) in out of th't wty plauea th'it
are tarely or never aeen hy the u-ooial visi-
ior ; he is taken iuto eheap bulging hmi*-w*t
and ci llura ; into tho homea of the pour ;
into newalHiya' lodgiu-j-hmi-ie-i; iuto the
pobue au-l dBt-'utive depirtmeuts, e-.ii.���
nothing t-utjimi to ba omitted.
W�� do oot know when 740 ptge-i hive
given iih more genuine pluat-*U'U If we
ipeik warmly of -hu hook, it ia hecau-ie it
richly .le-ti-rvpa it. Ic ia aold onlv hy
ugeuts, aud u nie-tuig with au enormous
tide. Agents wbo mtroduutt -uch a wnrk
onght to bo con 11 -illy Wt-ltnuu-J-t, A hettM?
work hii e-rcainly nev* r come to our tilde,
It. will li-* r<*ad over and over a-iam dy u'd
and yoimg, with ever! iuureaaiug pleaiure
and lasiiug proiU.
The work is p-ih1i*-he<) hv the old anil
welUknowu lino of A. I), Worthihgron t&
Co , Hartford, Cnun., wiioae itiipriut is **iil -
ticent guarantee of the excellence ct thit
firat cla-n*.     volume,     U**> ��1   Octivo,   740
I pag>-a.    252 (tuu pla'us, portrait*,  aud   text
I lllua ratioiH.
BATXLB SCENES EXHIBITED
The lime li-.'ht exhibition of battle
scenes between Japan and China was
presented in accordance with the advertisement at Piket's Hall, Thursday evening. Tbe lecturer-- a native of that
CO��ntry���was dressed in the uniform of .1
Japanese officer. The scenes were fairly
presented, but did r.ot cover a sufficient
space of canvas**, so ns to bii as distinct
as was desirable. The picture of Victoria was one of" the best we have seen.
There were some Japanese bongs sung
in their native language with good effect.
The audience owing to the rim and a
bee lecture elsewhere was not large,
about halt tilling the ball.
REVISION AND APPEAL COURT
Notice i**. herein* give**' that a Court of
Revision and Appeal, under ibe *'A-sess*
ment Act'1 for ihe District of Comox, in*
chiding Nelson, Newcastle, Deo man and
Hornby Islands, and a sitting of the
County Court ol Nanaimo uill be held in
the I'nuri House, Comox, on Thursday,
the 5th day of December next, at the
hour ol eleven a.m.
(Ily order)
\V, 11. Anderson
A--.se-i.ior,
Comox K,C.
V.v. aoth. 1895.
RANCH FOR BALE
One mile and \ half from Umon: enn*
tains ite acres and will be disposed of al
a low tigtae.   Enquire of
James Abrams.
NOTICE
Any person or persons destroying or
withholding the keg^ and barrels of tlie
Union lire-very Company Lid of Nanai*
ino, will be prosecuted. A liberal reward
will Ik* paid for information leading to
conviction.
W.  K. Norrts* Sec'y
A FRAGMENT OF BOKO
I li/trd my head from the silken pillow
And strained mv ears half deaf with
pain.
To hear more plainly the words ofa sinprer,
Who sang  from' her  soul  this sweet
refrain:
"Send showers' nf blessing,���
Shower** of*blft5*smg we need;
Mercy drop- found us are falling,
Iim for the showers we p'.etict.
Tlie voice was sn tender, so full of pathos,
Tbat I longed to see the singer's face.
And secretly wished that the walls between us,
Could have been   transformed in  thin-
ne��t lace,
Cutting  and basting, and hemming   and
frilling,
Sewing, tewing, nhile the light grow-i
dim,
And when the bobbins needed filling
The seamstress sun4 this blessed hymn:
"Mend   showers   of blessing,���*
Showers nf blessing we need;
Mercy drops round us are f.tllint',
Bui for thc showers we plead."
The voice was so   tender, so true  nnd
tender,
That I quite forgot my own heart-pain,
And fousd myself softly and  slowly   re-
peat ing
Tbe   precious   words over and over
again.
Invisible hands seemed to lift, seemed to
hold
Me above the dark clouds that threatened my shy,
And a deluge of peace-God's own precious gold,*���
Swept over iny soul *iih lhat melody.
With  whirr and rattle, and rattle and
whirr,
The noisy machine plays the interlude;
Tbe voice bre-iks, tlie voice   titmblts, I
neep with her
And whisper, "Have patience, our God
is good.
Whitever v-e a-*k in the name of His Son,
Tbat   will  the Father  most certainly
give;
We ha* e only to trust and plod bravely
on,
To forget past  defeats in the Clown to
be v, on;
At the end ol the road a gracious, "Well
dune"
From Christ we shall surely receive.
Lephia M. Bryant.
NOTICE.
Persons using the mule* and horses of
the Union Colliery   Co. without  permission will be prosecuted according to law.
F.D. Little, Supt.
Call at Mel'hee & Moore's and pur*
chase 1 package of their splendid brand
of "Siml.t" tea, They are sole agents for
the l'n vime.
 I
Don't foil i�� take advantage of the rare
BARGAINS we are offering in our  NEW
STORE.   Clothing at less than half priee.
Men's Furnishings at less than half priee.
SHOES AT COST
fie have j mt received as fine a lot of ladies
and child reus Mackintoshes as was ever imported into British Columbia.
SI]VIOfl LEfSEp

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