Array 1(3 , >aaaaaaaaa*a* ^,.a��a��a*a.aaaaaalall��tiai List Your Property with] Island Realty Co. We Can Sell It THE REVIEW VOL. 1 COURTENAY. B. C, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 16. 1913 NO. 47 400.00 CASH BUYS 10 Acre Block Good Land, Easily Cleared, Good Situation 2 Miles from Courtenay Price $800, $100 Cash, balance on easy terms ISLAND REALTY CO. P. L. ANDERTON, Manager Phone 22 Courtenay, B. C. Courtenay House Farnismug store The Vacuum Cleaner is the greatest help you can employ in keeping your house clean. They work easily and do the work thoroughly. Come in and see one work. Agents for The Golden Rod Vacuum Cleaner We have a nice line of Go Carts and Baby Buggies and Child's Cribs and Cradles Just received a large shipment of Window Shades in different sizes Iron Beds, Springs, Mattresses, Couches and Chairs o choose from Courtenay House Furnishing Store C. A. BROWN, Manager Our "Depot Addition" Lots are the Best Buys in Courtenay Today. Only a Few Months before the Railway will be Here We have Lots fronting on the Station Grounds. Also on the 12 Acres which the C. P. R. have cleared for Statiou Buildings Lots from $300 to $500 Each To give the Small Investor a Chance we will sell these Lots on easy terms $50 Down and $15 Per Month The Best Buy in Courtenay Today CAMERON & ALLAN Real Estate and Insurance UNION STREET Z.. COURTENAY LOCAL LINES There is still on haud at the Orange Lodge a sum of money which was subscribed for the 12th of July sports, which the treasurer, S. Calhoun, is anxious to give back to donors if they will ask for it. Wanted���Office or out door work. Apply Box 3, Review office. For Sale��� 3 milch cows and one heifer. Apply A. Hogg. Saudwick P. O. Wanted al once- First class solicitor for our publications. The Courtenay Review. Store and warehouse to rent, opposite Courtenay hotel. Apply, Wm. Lewis Courteuay. For Sale���Thoroughly reliable mare, cheap. Apply, Mrs. Simms, l.ox 353, Cumberland. For Rent ��� 4-roomed cottage, partly furnishf-d, Happy Valley. Apply, box 11, Review Office. All the latest stvles iu Fall and Winter hats are on display at Miss Dency Smith's Millinery parlors. Found adrift���At Point Holmes, a sixteen foot row boat. Apply John Knight, Point Holmes. When you want amateur photo supplies go to the Courtenay Photo Studio. Local views for sale. Found���Gold watch chain with locket containing two pictures and initials P. G. Appl), Review Office. For rent ���Large room 24 x 50 above the new butcher shop, will be fitted to suit tenant. Apply M. Parez, Courtenay. Stove Wood���Delivered in Court- nay at reasonable rates. Geo. F. Russell, Lake Trail. Orders may be left at the Review Office, For Sale���Gasoline stove aud oven, Brussels rug, 9 x 12, 6 foot oak extention table, sanitary couch and mattress, etc. Apply, J. Sutton, Courtenay. Partner wanted to help to develop Ranch, to take half share in ranch and stock. Capital required about $8000. Full particulars from Hardy & Biscoe Real Estate Agents Courtenay. B. C. Certificated Nurse���Mrs Samuel Carto who has been iu the profession for 20 years is prepared to attend patients at their own homes. Charges reasonable. Apply second cottage past school house. Little River Road, Comox P. O. Just arrived at WiHard's Harness Emporium: a fine line of horse blankets, lap rugs, trunks and suit cases at all prices. Harness repairing promptly and neatly done. Wesley Willard, Cumberland and Courtenay. For Rent���6 roomed house, good Ttater, orchard, chicken stable, barn aud 15 acres next to Little River school house, best chance for a start. Rent very reasonable. Applv for particulars to the Postmaster at Comox. Owing to termination of lease R. U. Hurford will sell choice dairy cows, high grrde Jerseye, in calf to pedigree bull, will freshen about January. Also 1-2 mow, about 20 tons hay, loose; 1 horse, 1400 lbs.; 2-year-old gelding; 1 filly colt; some choice pigs, including good breeding stock. If you want any special pieces of furniture made, kitchen cabinets, cupboards, sideboards or pantry work, store or office fixtures, counters or show cases, made to /our order, come in and give us an idea of what you want or we have sketches for you to select from. Picture framing and sign work promptly done. Sutton's Cabinet Shop. Boats For Sale and Hire Boats of Any Size Built to Order On Short Notice Courtenay Marine Construction Co. Ed. Wilson shot Sunday last. Miss Silby Renuisou week for California. a line deer du left last W. McRae and family left yesterday morning for Vancouver. Ice skating will start on Friday at Vancouver on the artificial ice rink. The Knights of Pythias Lodge will be instituted ou Friday night by Bro. Chappie, of Victoria. Messrs. O. H. Fechner and Hugh Morrison motored to Nanaimo ou Monday, returning ou Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Bruno F. Krause, have moved to town, having taken Mr. Bevau's house iu the^ orchard, Mr. B. Y. iVcNaughtou was taken suddenly ill yesterday afternoon. His many friends hope to see him around soon. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. McKenzie returned ou Thursday evening last from a week's and Victoria. visit at Vancouver The race track committee will run a series of dances this winter. The first of wliicn will be held ou the 7th of November in the Op-.-ra House, and will be in the form of a basket social. Afterwards the dances will be held fortnightly. The Glee Cl ttb was organized on Monday evening. While the attendance was uot all th it could be desired uumerally, the scheme was enthusiastically entered upon and we may confidentially expect to en joy some fine selections at their annual concert some time this winter. Will the party who took the crowbar from The Marine Construction Co's boat house, kindly return the same, Another rich gold strike was made ou Wilson Creek four or five weeks a^o, and is reported to be very rich. Many fine Cohoes are being caught daily by trawlers in the river. Several weighing 20 pounds apiece have been taken. The Philadel] hia Athletics won the world's baseball championship from New York by taking four out of five games. The road between McQuillan's barn and the bridge was gravelled last week, and a new sidewalk was also being laid doirn. A grand jury at Victoria declares that the lockup there is a disgrace to any civilized country, aud that the provincial jail is overcrowded. Mr. Twiss, of the "House of Hobberlin," will be in town this week-end to take special orders far their famous clothing. Enquire Friday and Saturday at McPhee & Morrison's. The members of Hiram Lodge A. F. & A. M. have purchased a lot on Union street, next to the bakery aud will build a hall, with a store underneath in the spring. Mr. L. L. Stevenson and tamily have gone to California for the winter. Mr. Stevenson expected to go to Fort George, but at the last moment found that other arrangements had been made from Edmonton. Mrs. Stevenson left ou Wednesday morning where she will meet Mr. Stevenson in Vancouver. SHEPHERD & HORNBY We specialize in Fruit, Vegetables and Provisions A large assortment of Biscuits, Candies, Cigars and Tobaccos Local Delivery Telephone 40 Look at This New cottage, shingled and lined inside, 1-2 acre cleared, 1-2 mile out, $800' 1-4 cash, 6, 12 and 18months, 7 percent. 4o acres, close to new road from Cumberland to Headquarters $30 per acre, terms 25 acres, greater part best of black loam soil, 5 minutes from Grantham, $85 per acre 4.5 acres, close to Mine 8, $750 Central lot in Courtenay, $250, 1-3 cash, 6 and 12 months HARDY & BISCOE Real Estate and Auctioneers PhonellO COURTENAY, B. C. CHARLES G. CALLIN (Formerly of Beadnell & Callin) Accountant and Auditor Estate"and Insurance Agent Phone F91 Courtenay Efil REVIEW. COURTENAY. R.C. Time Wasted Jegson -You'ro wasting a lot ot money parting that widow around to balls, theatres and dinners. Wegson (alarmed)��� What! Don't you tliliik she'll marry me'.' .logsou���Sure Why alio told mo the llrst night sho met you that she n;is g.iittg <(>. i aay, mama; said title Tommy, is It tl'ito that when you lirst met Ua you had talk* into the water and lie jumped la and saved you? Quito true, my dear, replied mamma, with a smile. Then I wonder It that's why papa won't allow me to learn how to swim, LMMMMMHMH r Ml Your Liver is Clogged up Thai's Why You'��� Tired-Oat of SorU ���Hess so Appetite. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS will put you right in ��� lew days. They da their duly. Cure Cwitti- pah'on, flilioMrwi, Indigestion, and Sick Headache. mall Pill, Sm��ll Dot*, Small Price. Genuine nmtbeu Signature ���m .iiiiiiiiiwwwwfWHi When buying your Piano insist on having an "OTTO HIGEL" Piano Action FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS. It r��u (eel 'OUT OF 80HI'S"RUN DOWN'or'GOT TUB iLUir ���urn* tram kjdniv. bladork, nervous diiiasei, 0HI0NH:WRAKNK8SKS.ULCERB,SKIHRIlUPTI0HS,Pailt write (ar nr PRKI book, thr most instructive MRDICAL DOOR RVER WNITTEN.IT TBI. 1.9 ALL about tlieil otsRASRS and the rrmarkabi.r curbs bfvbctbd bv THKNIJff PRIMOHRKMftDV. N.I N.lN.i " " 6tyoucaodecid# _ _ _ _��� __ __ _ _ rot YOUMILf ��� ��'��� the remedr ror vour own tllnent. Don't mb4 a Mat. AbtolutalrPRIC No'Collowop'circulars. DK LtCLIM Kid. Co, uavsutoce Ki>, hamfstbad, london,bm* THE N1W PRIMOH RKMftDV THERAPION aMKGBang WATERPROOF COLLARS AND CUFFS Something better than linen and no laundry bills. Wash it with soap and Water. All stores or direct. State stylo and size. For 25c. we will mail you. THE ARLINGTON CO. OF CANADA, 53 Fraser Avenue, Toronto, Ontario Limited MST AND HEALTH T9 MOTHER AND eWU. Mas. Winsiaw's Soothing Suwr- has beta ��ed for over SIXTY Y* ~ " * 0THBR.8 for their TBlSTHlNC, with PKRKEV- KOOTIlK-i the OJIII.t), SOFTEfcfS tlie GUMS. U.AY8 all 1'AIN | CORES WHjD COLIC, and _i the best remedy for UfARRHOSA. n li ab- ���olutely harmless. Be sure and ask for "Mrn. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," nnd take BO other haul Twenty live cents a bottle. ioihino SsKUf Ins bee* YEARS by ��MfcUQKS,of r OUteDREN WHlbJt ���tenser success. ft t' WANTED at once Persona to work for ua lu spate time at home. No experience required with our NEW ART COLORING PROCESS Entry and fascinating work. Good pay. No canvassing, Wrltt (or Instructions (free). COMMERCIAL ART STUDIO, 115 College Street. Toronto, Canada. THE EXCELSIOR LIFE Insurance Uwrnritai list Compa" T [The new Eice'rio. policy contract, at" tViebeat for proteclioa, mtetmttA, t. Movidfl fund, tor liqilidatml mortBafiei, etc Moan t. Leal Vtcancioi for aaent. givin|aittirt��nttre er iparattma J.aalj-*�� Provincial Oilicw. Wia.lpM. Edaaoataa, SaakitceOf Vninra ��te Hail Oltlce, Torntt Angelic Customer���But ls lie a Rood bird? I mean, 1 hope he doesn't use dreadful language. Dealer���He'd a saint, lady; sings hymns beautifully. I had some parrots what used In swear something awful, but if you'll believe me, tills here bird converted tlio lot. DODDS ' KIDNEY XPILLS : "*BETE5 *' 50c. a box or six boxes for $2.50, at all dealers, or The Dodds Medicine Company, Limited, Toronto, Canada. McClaiys Sunshine Fun. nace Your fuel bills will be lowerand you'll get more heat, evenly distributed all over the house, if you install a McClary Sunshine Furnace. The Sunshine pays for Itself in a very few years by the saving it effects. Call on the McClary dealer ] or write our nearest Branch for full information. LONDON, TORONTO, MONTREAL, WINNIPEG, VANCOUVER, ST. JOHN, N.B, HAMILTON, CALGARY, SASKATOON, EDMONTON REMINGTON CO. IN WINDSOR Big Arms and Ammunition Concern Builds Branch Factory in Canada Canadian endorsement of quality la loaded snot shells has brought the Remington Arms Union Metallic Cartridge Company across tho border with iho first ammunition factory to be built in this country by United States manufacturers to supply this market. This big arms and ammunition concern, now nearu.g Its one hundrodth year of business activity, has lis principal factories nt Brl lgeport, Conn., U.S.A., where ammunition Is made, and at Uton, N.Y., U.S.A., the home of modern arms malting, Up to this year the steadily Increasing Remington business In Canada has been handled from tho home factories, but of lute our dealers nnd sportsmen have made the demand so strong that early In 1913 the company's Executive Board decided to build a branch factory ou this sldo ot the line. Windsor, Ontario, offered advantage.! as a contral distributing not' and as a skilled labor market and early In 1918 a factory site consisting of over one hundred acres was purchased there. The problem then was to rush the plant to early completion and Install an equipment capable of producing ammunition ot the same high quality demanded In the strict 'homo factory' inspection. Tho order was given to spare no expense In providing for the expeditious filling of the unusually htavy orders of the year. A large force of workmen was recruited and five months from the day the first ground was broken Windsor boasted a strictly modern ammunition factory equipped w'tli the latest improved machinery, a ballistic range and chronograph for testing penetration, velocity, pattern, etc, together with powder magazines .-.nd storage warehouses. Builders who watched the seemingly magical creation of the splendid plant in all Us completeness claim that a remarkable record was made lu the erection and installation work. Two railroads have built switches to the factory door and there Is a direct connection with the lake routes so that evcrv facility U afforded for prompt shipments. Deliveries of the famous Arrow, Nit.ro Club and New Club speed shells are already being made from the new factory. Mlnard's Liniment Curt. Diphtheria Isaac's house was for sale and he told his friend A brum about an offer he had had. Samuel I.evinslti said he vould git me five t'ousand tollars vor idt. Huh! Abraham grunted scornfully. He nin'dt got fife tollars to his name ���he can'dt buy Idt. Veil I know be candt. But idt vas a mighty fine offer. W. N. U, 964 Spell 'Em With a 'VV Young Woman (at her first ball game)���Do look at ile funny thing that man's got over his face. Is It a bird cage? Her Escort���Not exactly. Its to keep the fouls out. Miss Anuy Bernstein, daughter of the Danish prime minister, has served three years' apprenticeship as a joiner. She began her studies in au institute where she learned carving of various kinds. One ot the first pieces of work which she finished, a small box, was purchased by the dowager empress ot Russia. An Oil That is Prized Everywhere. -rl)r. Thomas' Keleclric Oil was put upon the market without any flourish over thirty years ago. It was put up to meet the wants of a small section, but as soon as Its merits became known It had u whole continent for a field, am'. It Is now known and prized throughout this hemisphere, There is nothing equal to It. Thomas, you have disobeyed your grandmother, No, 1 didn't mother. Yes, you did. Have you not been In swimming'.' Yes, mother. Didn't I hear her say to you not to go in swimming'.' Oh, she didn't tell me that. She only came out aud said��� Boys, I wouldn't, go in swimming, and I shouldn't think she would, an old rheumatic woman like her: but she didn't, say anything about our going In swimming. Cullman, Alabama, is said lo he the most prosperous township In the world. It is said that every man In the town who is the head oi a family has a clear title deed of ownership to his home and every one ot them has a hanking account. Co-operative fanning is practised in the county. A Sure f^jn Mr. Subhubs���I'm afraid our garden Is going to be a failure. Mrs. Subhubs���Why do you think so. Mr. Su'bbubs���Even lhe neighbor's chickens don't seem to take any interest, lu It. The Real Reason Certain public employes who haw, to submit dally to a r.iphl fire of well- meant bnt needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This ls how an elevator boy dealt with one ot them: Don't you over feel sick going up and down In this elevator all duy7 a fussy lady asked hlni. Yes, ma'am, courteously replied the elevator boy. Is It the motion going down? pursued tho lady. No, ma'am. The going up? No, ma'am. Is it the stopping thai does It' No, ma'am. Then what Is It? Answering questions, ma'am. Statu of Ohio. Cits' of Toledo, \ Lucas County I ������ Frank J. Cheney makes oath that, lie is senior partner of tlie linn of P. J.- Chert" ����� Co., (loins business In tha city of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, nt. I lhat said llrm will pay the sum of o.��l! HUNDRED DOt.l..'...M i:r each and every ease of catarrh that cannot be cured by the use nt Halt's catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before mo nnd subscribed In litw presence, this (ith day of December, A.IX, 1888. (Seal.) A. W. QLBASON, Notary Public' Halt's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, ana acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of tlio system. Send lor testimonials free. V. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. '���old by all druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. The Dog and the Lobster A Scotsman was strolling through the market-place in Glasgow one city and close at his heels followed his faithful collie. Attracted by a fine display of shell and othtr fish, the Scot slopped to admire, perhaps to purchase. The dog stood by, gently wagging its tall, while Its master engaged the fishmonger lu conversation. Unfortunately for the dog, its tall dropped for a moment over a big basketful ot fine, live lobsters. Instantly one of the largest lobsters snapped its claws on the tail and the surprised collie dash id off through the market yelping its pain, while the lobster hung on grimly, though dashed violently from side to side. The fishmonger for a moment was speechless with Indignation, then, turning to his prospective customer, he bawled: Mon! mon! whustle to yer dog; whustle to yer dog! Hoots, mon, returned the oilier complacently, whustle to yer lobster! SUMMER COMPLAINTS KILL_LITTLE ONES At lit it sign of illness during the hot weather give the little ones Baby's Own Tablets, or in a few hours he may be beyond cure. These Tablets will prevent summer complair.ts if given occasionally to the well child and will promptly cure these troubles if they come ou suddenly. Baby's Own Tablets should always be kept in every home where there are young children. There is no other medicine as good aud the mother has tie guarantee of a government analyst that they are absolutely safe- The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Broekville, Ont. Pride I understand that there are two rival social sets in this town. Yes. One set is composed of people who have undergone operations for appendicitis and the others have had the children's adenoids removed. Advice to Farmers Present prospects I mitosis * fair orop ef (rain throughout the three wsslsrn provinces, but do not point lo sny larger yield than last year. 'I'llIs, combined with the big sliortaie In the spring wheat crop of the United States, and also that ot Ki.-wico nud other European countries, and Ihe present high juice ot corn, all points toward a high level of prices, and wa cannot see sny reason why prices should Ue hammered down to the. low level of last year. We claim Ihs right value ot 1 Northern should not bs less than 99c: 2 C. \V. oats, 40o; 1 N.W.r1. Flaxseed, It.50, and 3 0, W. flat-ley, DOe; basis In store Fort William or Port Arthur, but or course, It farmers rush their grain on thn marks! early with instructions to sell for what it will bring, prices are bound to be foroed tower. Any farmev who Is In a position lo bold bis Rintrt at home should do so. and those who are obliged lo sell lo get custi should ship and sell only enough to carry them ovor. If tlie selling: ot all our grain could be spread evenly over the whole season, prices could easily average from lOo to ir>o per bushel "ntaher, which would mean an enormous extra amount of rash brought Into Western Canada. Last year lhe larger bulk ot our grain was sold at ridiculously low prices- selling down as low ss 7.1,o for I Northern; loaio for 1 N.W.O, Flaxseed: ado for 2 C.w. Oats, nnd 41c for 3 C.W, Barley. Since spring opened we have sold 1 Noil hern at 100c; 1 N.W.C. Flaxseed 130c; 2 C.W. Oals nt 36c, a nil 3 C. VV. Barley at Bio, basis In store Fort William or Port Arthur. This easily shows the huge loss to farmers through marketing their grain In enormous quantities right at the beginning of Ibe season. There is far more reason this year for prices of our wheat ranging above the dollar mark lhan last year. Once prices are forced down It ls hard to get them to advance again until stocks In sight are greatly reduced; therefore, be careful not to rush your grain forward too fast. Every carlot held back helps Just that much te hol4 prices up and put them higher. We would advise farmers thst whenever possible load your grain direst from the waggon Into the oar. snd whe�� you send your shipping bill tt a commission agent, ilguie out Ihe situation wsll before selling. To send instrue- tlons to sell for whatever it will bring. ._ serves to break prices down mors il qulokly thsn any other wav we know of. Instruut your commission agent that you went your grain sold at ��� certain piles snd then bold fer thai price. If you do have to pay two or three cents per bushel storage what of It, bscauss you will eventually get Ihe price you went, and besides you are helping to hold prices up. Ths distribution of cars should alas be watched closely. Farmers should get together nnd arrange lo have a representative keep careful watch on the railway order book nnd sea that caoh man Is allotted ears according lo the (train Acl. That 1st what the Grain Aot Is for aud If you do not use It, the fault lies with yourselves, We are grain commission merchant! and give our undivided attention to this business. Our experience extends around '.'.% years, and fanners consigning grain for us to handle receive the benont ot tills experience In tlie advlos and Information we give thorn. We iiavs no agents In the country, simply because our lo per bushel commission charges does not give us prollt enough to permit of engaging agents at country points, and at the same time show even a smalt profit on the season's business. Writs us for our shipping Instructions and grain market advice. Even" If you do not ship grain for us lo handle, write anyway. The Information may helo you to secure better net returns, snd It may lead to bringing us some of ; your business the following season, i Wo can handle your grain right for yon I and we know It, and we want you to l know It also. That will mean more 1 business for us, which Is exactly what] we are working for. McBEAN BROS., Grain Exchange, Winnipeg Qualified to Speak Arinson���You seem to know a lot about the ins and outs ot politics. De Manlfldng���I ought; to; I have been one of the outs for twenty long and hungry years. Facts and Figures Because a farmer keeps a herd of dairy cows it does not necessarily follow that each one iu the herd is especially adapted for dairying. The type nnd general appearance may be good, the temperament and disposition may promise fair results, but the real value of each one is to be measured actually and practically by just her Individual yield not the average ot the herd as a whole, at the end of a full season's work. Over and over again when dairy farmers have checked up the production separately ol each cow there have been found wonderful surprises and serious disappointments. Those good lookers have turned out lo be poor producers; (lie despised cow of insignificant appearance has often proved a splendid moneymaker when her moderate cost of feed bas been deducted from the large total yield of milk and fat. Some cow testing figures recorded by the dairy division at Ottawa, show great contrasts. For Instance, two cows yielding the Bame weight of milk may differ in profit by $25.00. The aged cow may do far better than the five-,-jar-old. Two mature cows In the same herd have been known to differ in production by eight thousand pounds ot milk. One herd of twelve cows last year gave thirl}-six tons of milk more than another herd of twelve. How are these vital points to be definitely ascertained by the practical dairyman? Such facts are brought to light when figures are used. It Is just as simple as A. B.C. Keep records of individual production; it takes scarcely ten minutes per cow per month, and i.buiulanlly pays every dairyman. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Distemper Nero's Golden House Dr. Fritz Weege, a young German archaeologist, drew altentiou to the enormous palace that was ouce erected by Nero In Home. The Italian government, in consequence, instituted the very Interesting excavations that are now being made lu what ls called 'The Golden House.' This Immense palace covered an acre of ground and was about three times the size ot lhe present Vatican. The Golden House, which extended from the Palatine far up the Esqulllne, was erected after the burning of Rome in 64. The building was afterwards converted by Nero's successors into other edifices. Tho excavations are revealing much that Is of extraordinary Interest. Of Course The lesson in history was in pro! gress and In vain the teacher coaxe<r her class to answer. At last sh'f brightened up. She had reached ihtj star pupil of her little class. Now. Tommy, sho said. Mary follow! ed Edward V��� and who followed Mnryf Yes, Tommy knew that, and his a' swer was swift. Her little laml,| teacher, ho shouted, triumphantly. Women and Asthma.���Women arl numbered among the sufferers fi'oi] asthma by the countless thousands. Il every climate they will be found, heir less in the grip ot this relentless cll��' ease unless they hr.ve availed theirs selves of the proper remedy. Dr. Jl D. Kellogg's Asthma Remedy hal brought new hope and life to munf such. Testimonials, sent, entirell without solicitation, show the eiionif ous benefit it has wrought among wf men everywhere. Of course, my dear, marry yomil Sraithcrs if you like, and I will ninlj you .��� wedding present of a nice larpj mirror. Why a mirror, dad? So that you can watch yoursej starving to death, my dear. Th* Man Who DrlvM An Automobile Finds SNAP The Only cleaner that will eneCttlsify remove grease, oil or paint etatni and leave the liawls smooth and soi'u 100% better than soap. ItuDialir Still Slip. Sits (����� t'oipOM. talk Cmhii IWM, Msstml Best Time What are the duties ot a steering committee in Congress? To get a lot of legislation through while the Washington ball team 13 on the road. Remain on Top Friends an' feller citizens, I rise to Teli you all- Then the box he stood on tumbled; so he only rlz to fall. But still he made the best of it; I rise again to drop This hint: When you have rlz up high be sure to stay on top! Post Toasties for LuncH Appetizing and wholesonv| these hot Summer days. No cooking no hcl kitchen, Ready to eat direct frot.l the package fresh, cris j and dainty. Serve with cream anil sugar���and sometimes fresj berries or fruit. Post Toasties are thin bit| of Indian Corn, toasted to golden brown. Acceptable at any meal-J Post Toasties Sold by Grocers everywheil Canadian Postum Cereal CompanJ Ltd., Windsor, Ont. THE REVIEW. COURTENAY, B.C. ���^H-!'++r++'!-!-:-i-+.:-:-:-:-t-M-!-w-H' AN INFERNAL MACHINE :: It Excited a Commotion, but Did Not Go Off By GROVER J. GRIFFIN ��H.M-H"H"M��1"1-1-M��H-1"1"M-1-: "Captain," said the third officer of the ocean liner Tartaric, saluting his chief, "tbe baggagetnaster reports a bot In the bold lu which there Ib some mechanical contrivance that ticks." "Well, whnt of It?" "Thero wns talk of anarchists blowing up tho ship before nc left. I > should' supposo that In view of such talk It might be well to examine the |l box with n view to discovering If li contains nn infernal iniu'hnc." "Where Is the box now?" "lu tho hold." "(Jet It up Inlo the baggage room, ���ml I'll have u look at II." I.itlcr Cnptnln Cbniuhllss Inspected j (he box. It wns rectangular In shupc, |. about two feci long by eighteen Inches broad and deep. On the cover was the mime Ethan II. Jenkins. "Who'd,Mr, Jenkins?" asked (he cap- I tain. Nobody knew. "Scud for Ihe purser." The purser came, nnd the captain .asked him if thero was u passenger | aboard of the name of Jenkins. The purser snld there was and dispatched a steward to look for him nnd scud him to the baggage room. Mr. Jenkins was �� dapper little man. who looked no more like an anarchist tban a Hotten lot. "What's In the box?" asked the captain. "Articles picked up abroad intended as presents for my friends." | "ls there a clock In it?" "Not thnt I am aware of." "Listen." All were silent, nnd the ticking wai I distinctly heard by oil. A great change t came aver the face of Mr. Jenkins. He looked terror strickcu. He seemed to be ' thlnklug hard for n few moments; tben, thrusting his hand iuto his breast coat I pocket, he drew out an envelope and, "OOODBT, MY FMENDS," HE SAID. Inking out a letter, read it hastily ant* bunded It to the cnptnln. It was as follows: Mr. Jenkins, I am employed In the packing room of the house of Do Four Freres. 1 am a member ot an anarchist circle and have been ordered to pack an Infernal machine In a box to be shipped to Amerl- j rn. Yesterday 1 placed one among articles bought by you of this house. The Mechanism Is set to explode the bomb In Tour days. The thought of causing ths jestructlon of hundreds of persons has Vailed on mo. I am horrified at what 1 have done and write tills letter that you may avoid the consequences of my act. Do not attempt to open the box. If you are ot sea throw It overboard. I leave Di Four Freres at once and cannot be found. There was no slgunture lo the letter nor anything by whlcb the nnarchisl could be Identified, for It had been ' written and addressed by a typewriter. "Why did yon not take action to gel I'ld of the thing nt once?" Inquired the cnptnln sternly. "I thought It was it honx. My nephew, , Charlie Burns, Is nlwnys playing prnc deal jokes on me, nnd 1 had no doubt that tbls wns one of them." "Heave the thing overboard atoncel" , cried the captain. . ".Not on .vour life!" Interposed the owner. "There mu inings in Trial box which I would not tnke thousands of dollars for. What need for hurry? The letter says the machine is set lo Ore the bomb In four days. This Is only the third day." "I don't cure If it's only the first," snapped tbe captain. "I'm not going to endanger (he ship and those aboard by carrying an Int'ei'iial machine. Take it out nnd heave It overboard, I say." "I protest In presence of the persons present that If you do I'll hold, the company for damages. There Is no necessity to aend such valuable property to the bottom. In tbe first place, aa you already know, the machine Is set to go off lu four days from the date It was packed. It was packed the day we sailed; therefore It will not explode till we are near the American coast. I'm not sure it will explode ut all. It may bo that it's u Joke pre pelrated by thnt fellow Bums after all. It so ho wouldn't hesitate to put a clock In Iho box to miiko It worse. I wish 1 hnd him hero now to punch his bend. This Isn't the first time he's caused mo trouble by his pranks." "Whnt do you propose'/" asked the ciipiniii. "It you think the mutter a hoax you'd bettor open tbe box and And out whether It Is or not." "And blow up your ship ns well as myself If It's a reol Infernal machine?" The caplnln evidently had not (bought of that. He looked confused, i "I tell you what you do, captain," continued Jenkins. "Tow It." Tho cnptnln looked relieved. He told tho purser lo tnke down n list of the articles In the box from the owner. wllh tbelr values, so that in case tbe box were lost thu amount of claim would be limited. Rut he did not want to have this done before getting rid of the box. He directed one of the crew to carry It to the upper deck, where the lifeboats were swung on the davits, aud put It In one of the lockers Intended for provisions, wedging It so that It would not. slido about with the motion of the waves. This wns done. The boat was lowered, a cable attached to her bow, and she was suffered to drift a hundred yards nstern. While this wns b*lng done the captain gave orders that what wns In the boat, or rather what was supposed to be in tbe boat, be confined to those who were In the baggage room when tbe matter was discussed. He did not consider that n bomb n hundred yards sway from the ship could endanger her. The Tartaric sighted Fire Island on the fourth duy out. She was twelve knots east of Montuuk point Just before daylight on tbe morning of Ihe fifth day. A mnn stood on the nfter deck of tbe ship, where tlio cable thnt lowed the lifeboat was attached. Ho tied loosely to tbe rope n pair of ours, which drifted bnck to the lifeboat. Then he fixed to the rope n clutch .with bundles like those ot a pale of tinner's shears. Grasping the bandies, he swung him. self off the stern nud let himself down slowly till be reached tbe water. Tbe pressure against him exerted by tbe headway of tbo ship was so great tbat he would net have been able to maintain his hold had it not been for this clutch. Ily Its use he let himself be 6lowly forced backward (ill he reached the lifeboat nnd pulled himself up by the cable ou to Its bow. Once In the boat be cast an eye to the westward, where nhoue a light, which he recognized ns one on Montuuk point. Taking from the bow the oars bo bad sent before him, he put them In the boat. Then he enst off nnd wns left astern. As the dark body of tho Tartaric greyr darker In the distance ho smiled and raised bis bnt to her. "Goodby. my friends," he snld. "I think I can now get on without your valuable assistance." Taking tho box from Ibo locker iu which It had been placed, he ripped It open with a screwdriver he drew from his pocket, took out a clock, which he (brew overboard, nnd a small package, which he concealed In a pocket of his flannel shirt. Then, beginning to shiver with the cold, he took up the oars and pulled for tbe light ou Montuuk point. By this time n streak of gray light ippcared In the cast end, In due time Ibe sun cnino up, but the mau in the boat did not need Its wnrinlh to dry Ills clothes, for the taent of his body, kept up by the exercise of rowing, hnd llrondy doue that. He was making (loW progress, for one man pulling on So large a boat could not move it rapidly. However, by 0 o'clock In the morning ho was but half n dozen Silles from the Long Island coast, nnd, a motor- iioat passing bim, he made a bargain with lhe mau running ber to take htm ���shore, Once on term flrma, leaving bis boat hauled up on a bench, he started Inland till he came to a town, where ho hired n horse and buggy to carry blm lo the northern coast of the Island. There he chartered a motorboat to take him across the sound to Saybrook, where he boarded n Long Island east- bound train for Boston. Arriving there In the nflernoon, he purchased slothing and, dropping into n diamond dealer's, took from his pocket the package he hnd taken from the box supposed to contain the Infernnl machine, unrolled It and displayed n dozen enor mous diamonds. Berore leaving me shop he sold a number of tbem to the denier and early tbe next morning parted with tbe rest of his stock, realising n handsome profit between what the stones had originally cost him at the diamond mines and what he received for them. He hud reached the end ot u series of brilliant Impostures ! to defraud the customs. I On the morulng of tbe day the Tartaric arrived In port nn officer announced to the cnptnln thnt the llfe- ! boat astern wns missing. Tbe captain, surprised, nsked If tbe owner of the box had been notified, and, on being told that he had not.^a steward was sent to find him. Later tho messenger returned to sny thnt Mr. Jenkins wns missing. The cnptnln looked astonished; (hen ii light broke In upon his brain. "A smuggling dodge!" he exclaimed. 'Keep It from the inspectors." Before (be Turtnrlc sailed again her cnptnln hnd been notified thnt a lifeboat wllh his ship's name on tho bow wns lying on a bench on the enstern end of Long Island. He gave orders to have It shipped by wnter to New York, bnt nsked no questions as to how It tnmo there. His Explanation. a milkman In a couutry town not far from New York was brought be- I fore Ihe local court to nnswor ncbiirgo of ndiilterntlou of milk. \ "You nre charged," said the judge. "wltb a most serious offense, of selling adulterated mill;. Have you anything to say in answer to tbe charge'*" "Well, your worship," answered tho milkman, "the night before It wns ' raining very hard, uud the only ennso I can give Is the cow must have got wet througb."���Harper's Weekly. At a Pink Tea. "What n perfectly lovely little town Is tbis! I'm visiting Mrs. Wllkins, you know. I don't believe 1 had been here n dny or more before everybody tried to outdo the other in making mo feel nt home. Wasn't thnt your experience when you first arrived:" "Well, I'm afraid I enn't"- "Oh, 1 beg your pardon, I'm so sorry. For tbe moment I forgot. You're the new minister's wife, aren't yon?"��� St. Louis Itopublie. PAINTING THE LOCK GATES. Thl* Was One of the Difficult Problems of tho Panama Canal. One ot the roost Important of (lm questions that presented themselves In the construction of the Panama canal was tbat ot a suitable means of preserving from corrosion the structural steel ot the lock gates, vnlres, etc. Tlaso will be exposed to the action cither of salt water or of fresh wnter highly charged with decaying vegetable matter, at comparatively lilgh temperatures and often swiftly running. Tbey will be accessible for inspection and repair only at long Intervals. The lock gates, whlcb represent ovec 00,000 tons of struct urn I steel, have exterior surfaces of over 1,000,000square I'cct, will have portions of their structures continually Immersed, oilier portions will bo alternately Immersed uiul exposed lo tbo air, and slill others Will bo exposed to lhe nlr continually, The interior surfaces of the loci; gate ���structures will bo subject to moisture of condensation nud leakage mid will bo nt high temperatures. Ttieso Interior surfaces, which have a total superficial urea, Including sllffenors, etc, of over 3,000,000 square feet, will be accessible with difficulty, and repainting will be effected only at great expense nnd Inconvenience. It is doubtful If, in the present state of knowledge of the art, II. will be possible to prevent wasting nway by corrosion ot this steel, except nt the expense or comparatively frequent repainting. It should he suid. however, that the Class of protective paint adopted by tbo engineers for the Interiors of the loci; gates Is unquestionably lhe most efficient for the purpose that tlie present knowledge of tbe art affords, although (his snlno material probably would not give satisfaction If used on surfaces exposed even Intermittently lo sunlight and open alr.-lleury Williams In .engineering Magazine. FACING TORTURES. The Sublime Courage Shown bj an American Indian. WILLING TO DIE FOR ANOTHER THE NEWEST ART SCHEME. Net the Same. Tbey were strolling through tho woodland. "Yes," the youthful professor wns saying, "it is a very simple mutter tu tell the various kinds of trees by the bark." She gazed nt him KOtilfully. "How wonderful!" she exclaimed. "And can yon���er���toll the various kiuds of dogs Hint way?"-Brooklyp Eagle. Breaking Hia Promise, f=ivh "All the same, you promised mother that you'd never let a cloud come bo tween us."���Pcle Mcle. Change the Light and You Change tho Picture or Design. A graduate of tlio Moscow School Foi Pniutllig, Sculpture and Architecture lias Invented a uiilquo artistic device, which may be used with much effect on the Stage nnd peihaps eau bo utilized for the home, "his invention rentiers It possible to i tilut several different scenes on ono canvas. When the light on the stage Is changed the decorations ulso change. A panel was exhibited at the Moscow 'Artistic theater which represented u scene with beautiful autumn tints In tbe red light uf a sunset. Tbe light wns then changed and lhe scenery changed at the same time, and a nymph was discovered lu front of a tree, bath* ed iu moonlight. The Invention is based on tbe physical law concerning the complementary colors of Hie spectrum. It Is claimed that wall paper printed by this method Is ono color In daytime, different during twilight nud changes ngnln by moon or lamplight. The changes can bo brought about by switchlug clectrip llghts.-Froni a Consular Iteport. Lucky Survivor. Dora ���That charming Miss I'each seems to have quite a number of eligible young men in her train. Dick���Yes. And one of these days there's going lo be u smnshup to that train, with only one survivor. ��� K�� change. Gymnastic Stunt, I Barbour���You seem warm. Have you I been exercising? I Waterman���Yes, indeed. I went to , the mutes' dunce and swung dumb | belles around all evening. ��� Michigan Uni'goyle. A Wireless Club. The first "wireless" club in Britain has been established nt Sale, near Manchester, and meetings are held every night. Members while in meet ing tap the world's news and receive all sorts of items from land and sea. I There are seventeen members, and j each is the licensed owner of a wire- j less installation. "In respect of all messages picked up by wireless we are pledged to secrecy," said a member. "We are nlso not allowed to I use the commercial wave. We Eend I out a shorter length." Was Beam In Bishop's Eye. There have been many quiet chuckles during the. last few days atf the 1 expense ol Dr. Ingram, Bishop of Lon- I don. He strongly objects to long- i winded bishops, and told the students ' at Queen's College, a few days ago, ! that he always tried to deliver one j instead of two addresses at confirms- ; tion services. "I think," he said, "we are all much too long-winded." And , then he spoke for forty minutes Honoring a Poet. A bronze bust of Madison Caweln, tbe Kentucky poet, was recently unveiled In tbo public library of his na- the city, Louisville. Speaking of Mr. Caweln and his work, William Dent) nowclls. our dean of American letters, says, "lie has lhe gift, lu a measure surpassed by no poet, of touching somo emnllest or commonest thing in nature nud making It live from the manifold associations in which we have our being and glow thereafter with an liiej> tingtilstiiible beauty." Roller Skating In Vienna. No roller skating in the streets ot Vienna. The edict, according to a letter from that city, will be rigidly enforced. The police authorities In nn- swer to a plea from the children stated that "the objection of one householder In a street Is sufficient to banish skaters from thnt thoroughfare, Rud as there Is undoubtedly one person In every street wbo would exercise the prerogative skating must remain a ring amusement."���New York Tribune, A Neglected Monument. Overgrown with small palms and other tropical vegetation ls the monument to Magellan, un the Island ot Mats, In tho Philippines, where he wns killed lu 1521 by the hostile natives. Tho monument was erected mnny years ngo on tlio spot where he was slain, but the Island Is not much visited, and the monument, especially In tho years since American occupation of the Islands, has become niuclr lu need of repair. Times Have Changed "Do you remember when tbe people lematidcd specie paymentV" "Yes. In those days people said they wanted hard money. Now everybody wants ensy money."���Washington Star. Ideas must work through the brains ind the arms of good and brave men >r they are no better Uas dream*.��� Story of a Drsmatio Episode In Which tho Iowa and Muaquakio Tribe* Figured���Heroism That Won thl Admiration of tho Enemy. A striking story of tho courage and self sacrifice of which the American Indian nt his best is capable Is given by 0. n. Mills lu tbo Des Moines Register aud Leader. It wns told to trU white men by the famous Sac chief, Black Hawk, who himself saw the Incident. It ull began wltb nn unfortunate quarrel between an Iowti und a Mus- quaklc, In which the latter killed tbe former and then In a moment of freu- r.y scalped his victim. Tbo two tribes were at pence, and this act, allowable only iu lime of war, wns, lu Indian eyes, an Intolerable breach of good faith. The Mnsqunklcs offered nil sorts ot reparation, but tho lowits would accept nothing but lhe person of the of- fender, to be tortured aud put to death In propitiation of tho outraged spirit of the dead mnn. To this the Mnsqua- kles agreed on condition that the culprit bo given a month to fortify himself for his terrible ordeal. But Just as the month wns nbout to expire be fell 111 with a raging fever. In that condition he could not be carried ucrosi tbe prairie, hut a failure to produce bim nt the appointed place would arouse the suspicious and perhaps the hostility of the Iowas. A council was called to debate th, matter, before which appeared Cono, l brother of tho sick man. "There are no squaw men In our fnmlly," be declared. "I will go In his place." Tbe others tried to dissuade him and described to him the tortures he would bare to undergo, but he Insisted upon making the sucrlllco. Accordingly an escort wns selected to accompany blm, at the head of which Black Hawk, then n young but widely respected chief, wns placed. "I never saw a more pathettiNscone." said Black Hawk, "than the parting ot Cono and his father aud mother and other relatives. The whole tribe waa overwhelmed with gloom." In the middle of the afternoon the party arrived at the Iowas' villngei Cono bad asked that bis Identity should not be disclosed, but one of the towns who was present at tho time the young Indian wns slain saw that the guilty party was not being delivered, and Black Hawk told Ibo whole story. Tbe Iowas accepted It ns true nnd. after a brief council, consented to the arrangement The death circle wns staked out and patrolled with armed guards, and Cono was placed In Its center, while bis escort was entertained lu the tepee of the chief. It wns a chill Novembel day, and the sun was just sinking behind the cliffs of tbe Des Moines rivet. .when the escort left the camp. They paused on a hill about a hall mile distant from tbe camp. Tbey could see that the fires had becu lighted round the death circle, and lu the bush of the evening came the plaintive Bound of Cono chanting his death song, Having traveled some two hours, they halted and mnde camp. About midnight they heard tbe clatter ot horses' feet, and In a moment more t single horseman rode up. It wns Cono! This was his remarkable story: The fires of tho dentb circle were burning brightly, nud the eqmtws with their burning sticks were preparing t�� make the first attempt to extort a cry of pain aud agony, when an old man, the father of tbe dead Indian, raised bis voice: "Stop!" bo said. "Let me speak. I am the oue thnt bas suffered. My son was killed and scalped by n Mnsqua- kle. I wns hungry for revenge, aud were the oue that killed and scalped him here I would shout wltb joy .at bis torture. But Ihls young mnn Is brave. Never have I seen such bravery before. lie Is too good n man to torture and kill. Release htm aud let blm return to his own people." Although the entire village a few hours before bad been eager for revenge, there was a murmur of approval as the old man gathered his blanket about bim and took bis sent Without any one's making a single objection, Cono was removed from the circle and given food and drink. A few noun later he was led from tbe camp, allowed to mount his own pony and depaif lu pence. The Oldest Almanac. The oldest almanac in existence it probably the "Almanach National de la France," which first appeared ini 1686 and has been issued fairly regularly ever since. It began with ��� modest forty-eight pages, but the current issue boasts over 1,600. Next in point ol age ranks the "Almanach de Goths," with a record ol 150 yeam^ continuous publication. The Royal Bank of Canada Incorporated 1869 Capital Paid Up $11,560,000 Reserve and Undivided Profits $13,000,000 A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TRANSACTED DRAFTS ISSUED Payable In all parts of the world Special attention given to Savings Department ami Transactions of Ordinary Banking Business by mail COURTKNAY BRANCH - R. H. HARDWICKE, Mgr. CUMBERI/AND BRANCH - I). M. MORRISON, Mgr. Campbell's The Courtenay Review And Comox Valley Advocate A Weekly Newspaper, Published at Courtenay, B. C. N. Hi BODBN, Editor nud Proprietor Subscription 11.60 per Year iu Advance THURSDAY, OCTOBBR 16, 1913 e scrogecssa���tscisssscccsgasr.-.--������:-'-.������" Local Lines In the course of a speech at Chateauguay, last Thursday, Sir Wilfred Laurier said that the Pacific coast must be defended. It is worthy of note that there is not a journalist nor a printer in any of the goals or penitentiaries of the Dominion. There are preachers ���nd lawyers and every other class. * The ladies of St. Andrews Presbyterian Church will hold a grand Hollow'een concert on Friday evening October 31st. A good programme of musical selections, games, tea, ect. Don't forget it. Admission 50 ceuts. The Literary and Debating Society's meeting on Monday evening was a very interesting one. The subject for discussion was whether or no it was in British Columbia's best interests to allow Orientals to lease or purchase lands. The subject was ably handled by a number of the members. The Ga'tnboa dyke in the Panama canal was blown up on Friday afternoon by President Wilson pressing a button in the White House, in Washington. The electric flash travelled over 4000 miles over land and under water and ignited the immense charges of dynamite under the dyke, which virtually cleared the canal. The Volturno, of the Uranium line, with immigrants for Canada from Rotterdam, cought fire in mid-Atlantic, and 136 persons were lost. Ten liners were at hand but were unable to render assistance for hours, owing to the mountainous seas. When at last the storm moderated 521 souls were saved out of 657 that were aboard. The vessel was abondoned. Nearly all the passengers were for Canada. The following guests are register ed at the Restmore Hotel this week, Mr. McFarlane, Mr. Leslie, Mr. G. E. Sargant, Mr. H. S. Hardman and Mr. M. T. Knight, of Vancouver, Mr. A. E. Toombs, Naniamo, Mr E, L. McConnell, Mr. J. J. Asselin, Mr. H. Hamilton, Mr. C. Larson, Mr, T. Mason, Mr. J, V. Meston and Mr. D. D. McTavish, of Victoria, Mr. D. Hastings, Mr. J. R. Hastings, Mr. A. Pailthrope and Mr. A. E. Hay ward. LAZO General Store *�� ������ We Invite Your Inspection of Our Boots and Shoes Dry Goods Groceries Hardware New Goods Coining in on livery lioat Trices as Low as the Lowest Chas. H. Pigott L.AZO, P. O. Excitement Over Oil Discovery in Alberta Calgary, Oct. 13.���Twenty-four hours of feverish excitement over the oil situation is intensified by the admission of A. W. Dingiuan, manager of the Calgary Petroleum Products Company, that the strike was of much more consequence than was first given out and that oil exists in commercial quantities. The oil is a very high quality, running as high as 75 per cent, gasoline. More than one hundred men are waiting to file claims to-day. It is possible that only one or two claims will be open to entry. A stiff trade is being driven in options on leaseholders and hundreds of deals have been made. The quality of the oil was, demonstrated when an automobile tank was filled at the well and the machine driven to the city, a distance of thirty miles, on the power furnished by the raw product. Mens Department Sweater Coats �� Wc can fill every requirement in the best liand-knittcil sweater coats that it is possible to obtain ami iu the must popular styles. Wc have them in all shades and combinations, Prices 43.00 to $8,SO Overcoats Mens Overcoats made from tlie finest Imported tweeds and cheviots and made iu this seasons designs. A large variety of colorings in all sizes. Values from $8.00 to $35.00 Raincoats Wc are now showing a large range in the popular Currie Raincoat. No finer material displayed in Waterproofs anywhere. Price 48.50 to K25.00 A FULL STOCK OF PROSPECTORS AND LOGGERS SUPPLIES There are three kinds of people iuthe world���the wise the unwise and dollar wise. The dollar wise have learned the advantage of reading fhe advertisements which appear in each week in The Review. The kaiser's favorite dish is said to be carp boiled in beer. In Ontario we have German carp, and nobody considers them fit to eat, Perhaps if cooked in beer or coal oil or something they might be all right.���Toronto Star. New Townsite-No. 8 Mine This consists of Eighty Acres, half of quarter section 228, the Canadian Colliery owning the other half on which the main shaft and sawmills are situate, so that it is well situated, being close to business operations ond absolutely inside property Price of Lots $150 and upwards, on easy terms Vancouver Island Farms and Acreage Specialists Apply HARRY IDIENS Telephone 36 Courtenay, B. C. Vancouver Island Farms aud Acreage Specialists British Columbia Investments, Ltd. Suits Wc have just added to our stock another shipment of mens suits-you would do well to inspect these; also our fall and winter samples in made-to-measure clothing, of which wc have a bigger and better range than usual. We give satisfaction in every detail. Prices $20.00 to $37,50 Shirts Our mens khaki, black drill, blue flannel and flannelete shirts are of exceptional merit and will wear. Prices ranging from $1.25 to $4.00 We have a complete stock in Curdroy pants, also MacKinan coats, shirts and pants, oil clothing, gum boots, all rubber goods, etc., etc. Ladies Department Womens, Misses and Childrens Cloth Coats NO TWO ALIK1-: We are showing this season an assortment superior to any season previous for Quality and Style. Our stock comprises all the prevailing styles for Fall and Winter in brown, tans, blues, grays and blacks. These coats are made in a large variety of cloths and colour combinations such as moss cloth in solid and two tone effects, two tone diagnols, curl cloths, zireline, tweeds and mixtures, in lengths of 48, 50 and 52 inches, in straight and cutaway styles. Prices ranging from $8.50 to $25.00 We are showing this week a complete range of fall dress goods in all the fashionable shades in plain and novelty- weaves, comprising serges, poplins, ratiens, satin cloths, tweeds, plaids, ladies cloth, panamas, voiles and crepes. A complete range of Watsons underwear that will wear and will not shrink, in ladies, misses and childrens. Special lines in ladies fine wool combination suits and childrens wool knit black drawers Full Line of Infants Wear Comprising, Infants long and short dresses, pinafores, barra coats in flannel and flannelette. Shirts, bands, nightgowns, socks and bootees. Drawers and water proof dress protectors. Wool and silk hoods. White wool knit overalls and leggins. Wool veils. Ivadies, misses and childrens Maltese Cross brand rubbers, in black and tan, in shapes and sizes to fit any shoe Campbell's CUMBERLAND NEW ARRIVALS For Fall Wear Mens and Youths Heavy, Medium and Light Woollen Underwear, Woollen and Cashmere Sox, Dress and Working Trousers, Light aud Heavy Raincoats, Winter Shirts, Etc. Sole agents for Up-To-Date Tailored Suits, tailored and guaranteed by the ART TAILORING CO., LIMITED LOGGIE BROS. FECHNER BLOCK COURTENAY FEED ! FEED ! FEED ! A. B. CRAWFORD BARN A large stock of shorts, bran, crushed oats, hay and poultry feed for sale at exceptionally low prices Phone 32 Courtenay HALLO! NUMBER4! PARKIN'S STORE? This Week's Arrivals���Boots and Shoes, Preserving Kettles, Apricots and Peaches First Class Quality j The Prompt Delivery PARKIN 5/Off for Cash J Way Corner Store, Sandwick Parkin Bros., Props. ^00*000*0*0*011 ��0S0O0��0S0S0*0S0t0 GRANTHAM SAWMILL We are Now Running Full Time and are Able to Supply Rough and Dressed Lumber at Short Notice Our Timber Is All First Class Grantham Sawmill Co. SANDWICK ������*MMMM#��a**aWl Acadia Trust Co. HOME OFFICE - VANCOUVER, B. C. Acts as Trustees, Administraters of Estates, General Financial Agents, Real Estate, Mortgages, Loans, Insurance, Etc. 4 % Paid on Deposits Property owners of the Comox Valley are specially invited to list their real estate with this Company t& High Class Job Printing at The Review Office OUR type and machinery equipment is complete. We make.a specialty of good work���the kind y��u are proud of and like to tell your friends about Classy letterheads, cards, folders, etc., as well as the larger work���we are there, gentlemen, and you will never quit us if we get one chance at your work W THE REVIEW Courtenay, B.C. HEADQUARTERS FOR FARM IMPLEMENTS JUST ARRIVED Direct from tbe Honey Manufacturing Co., of Montreal, a car load of STEEL AND RUBBER TIRED Buggies, Democrats and Express Waggons Also a Quantity of Extra Wheels, Shafts and Buggy Poles All Rigs Guaranteed and Sold at the Lowest Possible Price Geo. Leighton Blacksmith and Carriage Builder COURTENAY Bo C. Stoddart, the Jeweler Is now located where he gets the most business- You all know where? COURTENAY The future business center of the Comox District New Courtenay post cards, finest selection by first class photographer at Peacey's. ' - A News item has been going the rouhds of the press declaring that Kaiser William has invested quite extensively in real estate in British Columbia, and it is intimated that this investment has been accompanied by similar investments on the part of other Germans who have money to invest. It is claimed that these purchases are the result of the observations of Count von Alven- sleben who his become convinced that Canada offers magnificent possibilities for profitable real estate , speculation. Whether the facts are as stated we have no means of discovering, but if they are they but call attention to anevihfrom which Canada has suffered ^nuch in the past, and which is still "possible under our laws, but over which we certainly have small reason to congratulate oruselves. The speculative purchase and holding of real estate in Canada, particularly by non-residents has been a deadweight upon the progress in many sections, and it is this, which more than anything else, probably, has been instrumental the demand for the single tax, The Saskatchewan Government has passed a bill which comes into eff:ct in 1914. imposinn a considerable surtax upon uncultivated land or land held by speculators, We think such a mesaure especially if the tax be sufficiently high, would prove beneficial in every province. It is not the cultivated, but the uncultivated and idle 1 land which should bear the heaviest burden. CHURCH NOTES St, Peters Church Comox Oct. I2th. Evensong at 5.30 p.m. St. Andrew's Church, Sancwick. Mattins at 1 1 a. m. Evensong 7 p.m. Feed and Livery Stable Heavy Teaming Promptly Attended to . R. MacQUILLAN, Prop. Phone 7 Union St. Courtenay TOBACCOS C igars igarettes andies Extra fine Peppermints, 25c perlb. A. H. PEACEY Courtenay Drug Store Close at 1 p. ui on f hursd ays What about those Xmas Cards? Drop in at The Review and see samples. LAZO Mr. W .Howard of tne wireless Station is visiting friends in Victoria Miss Lister is on a visit to Cape Lazo and is the guest of Mr. aud Mrs. Rayner. Mr. Clarke has relieved Mr. F. McCallum as surveyor ou the Dominion Geoeletic Survey. Mr. and Mrs. E. Bourne and family left for Vancouver on Tuescay morning's boat aud returned the following Sunday. Mr. G. Westrope has purchased a McGlaughlin car. Mr. A. B. Ball has taken over McPhee & Morrison's stoae nt Comox and hopes to retirewith a large pile very soou. The S. S. Spokane of the Alaska SteamshipGo.of Seattle ran aground a few miles north of Kye Bay. On Friday night a Cape Lazo wireless station caught her distress signals. The passengers were transferred to another boat and the Spokane then returned to Seattle. . Mr. G. R. Bates if living at Kye Bay and is building a summer residence on his two lots on the beach. -Mr. and Mrs. Lowly, of Hardv's Beach, are vifitiug in Victoria. The Mill on the Dyke It is worth the time of any man who is in the market for lumber to see us, whether his order is large or small We have in Stock: AIR DRIED FLOORING, KILN DRIED FLOORING, SHIPLAP, V JOINT, FINISH and MOULDINGS Also some special grades and prices which will surprise you A Liberal Discount to Cash Buyers Knowles - Smith Lumber Co., Ltd. COURTENAY - B. C. sM \ ANNOUNCEMENT We beg to announce that wc have just received, one of the finest lines of Undertaking and Embalming Supplies ever shown in B. Cm consisting of Caskets. Coffins, Burial Robes, Etc., Etc. We are graduates in Anatomy, Sanitary Science, and the Science of Embalming, and are prepared to do Embalming for Export or Domestic Burial, in the most scientific mauiier. Calls answered day or night Respectfully submitted, The Fupnitufe & Undertaking Co. COURTENAY . -~*f ' TIBlliiM'iift'lF,'-"ja!!:-- ;r.--aiK.^T^- ffiiytM���**. If You get it at PLIMLEY'S It's All Right Take Advantage of the Open Country It's at your door when you ride The INDIAN Motorcycle Anybody who has ever ridden a bicycle can master the Indian ii five minutes. You need no mechanical knowledge or skill. You need only to become familar with the control devices, and in the Indian they are very simple. A twist of the wrist applies aud releases the power, and absolute control is assured at all times. The leading feature of the 1913 models is the Cradle Soring Frame. There are several models ranging in price from $290 Thos. Plimley 739 Yates St. Victoria, B. C. T. T. GRIEVES Builder & Contractor Bungalow Specialist Plans and Estimates Free Box 124 Courtenay R. Athey Contractor and Builder �� Plans and Estimates Supplied on Short Notice COUKTENAY Expres Dray Stage meets all Boats Riverside Hotel COURTENAY Bar Supplied with the Best Wines Liquors and Cigars SPLENDID CUISINE Travellers Always Made Welcome 0. H. FECHNER, Prop. CUMBERLAND Bom���At Cumberland on Thursday October 2, to the wife of Mr, Edward Anderson, a daughter. Mrs. J, VV, Little, who has been visiting her parents, Mr aud Mrs. James Abrnins for several weeks, returned on Saturday last, lo her home near Victoria. Penrith Avenue pan boast of having three preachers, one la\v\er, tmo aldermen, one ex-alderman, one ex-mayor, one ex-policeman, one postmaster, four churches and the largest hall in Cumberland. But Derwent Avenue can eclipse that, having two editors residing on it. Ou last Wednesday evening Miss Ada May McLellau, second daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Win. McLellau of ibis city, was united m marriage to Mr. John Weber (late of Ohio, U. S.A.) by the Rev. Thos. Meuzies at the manse. Sandwick, Miss Masie Gray acted as bridesmaid, while Mr, Wm. McLellau, brother of the bride, did the duties of best man. The bride was becomingly attired iu a pretty Wedding gown, After the wedding ceremony a reception was held at the heme of the brides parents, at which a largo number of friends were present. A most enj ..yable evening was speui, dancing being indulged in till a late hour. Lunch was served at midnight. Mr, and Mrs. McLcl- an proving themselves an excellent ' host" and "hostes." in catering to the wants of the "inner man". The bride was the recipit-nt of many handsome and useful wedding gifts. The happy couple v.-ill make their home in thedistiict, The Cumberland News says : "Courtenay has it all over us in the matter of hotels. The ; Riverside might well be named The Empress of the North, and the Courtenay hotel will be a very attractive hostlery when the addition and other improvements are complete." UNION BAY port augusta hotel iRrst-Class Plumb ng Comox, B. C. �� First-class Accommodation. Best Quality Wines Liquors and Cigars j R. McCuish, Prop. j Phoney Hot Water and Steamfittiy. Jackson & Whittle Com -.may OO WITH THE HUNCH TO Potter's Pool Room CANDIES, CIGARS and ' SOFT DRINKS J. POTTER, Proprietor J. E. ASTON Basement Willard lllock Loggers Hoots and Shoes Made Repairing Neatly and Prompt!/ Done Cumberland Hold Good Accomodation Cnslne Bxcellen Wm. Merryfield Proprietor Estate of Walter S. McPhee, Deceased All persons having claims against tlie above estate are requested to furnish particulars thereof, and all persons indebted twreto are requested to pay the amount of such claims lo the under- slgued at ouce. C, ti. CAMvlN Agenfor Executrix, Union St., Coitrteiltiy. July 24, 1913. In the Matter of the Estate of Andrew Byron Crawford, Deceased. Notice is hereby >��iveu that all debts due the above mentioned Estate must be paid forthwith. Payment of such debts mu,-,t be made at the office of the Acadia (Trust Company Limited at Courtenay 11. 0, ACADIA TRUST CO. Ud. Executors aud trustees of above-mentioned estate. BERTHA CRAWFORD, Executrix aud trustee of the above-mentioned estate. May 14, 1913. Waverley Hotel Cumberland, 1), C, Best of liquors and Cigars, Uoi and Cold Water, Baths, etc. PRANK DALLAS, Proprietor "Mac's" Billiard and Pool Room Basement Mcl'hec Block Cigars, Tobacco, Soft Drinks and Candy MACKENZIE BROS. proprietors C. W. Shannon PAINTER and DECORATOR Estimates Furnished Free of Charge Shannon Block, Courtenay Mrs. Sarah Tyson, wife of Mr, John Tyson of Bevan,(No. 7,) was found drowned in the stream that supplies the coal washer at Union Bay, on Tuesday forenoon. It is supposed that she threw herself Into the stream the night before, while iu a demented condition. She was seen 011 the railway track between the Y and Union Bay on Mondiy afternoon. When found, she was divested of nearlv all of her clothing which was found on the bank. The deceased was 37 years of age An inques} was held, and a verdict of suicide while insane was rendered. PERCY WINCH "GRAND DUKE CIGARS" SIDNEY, B.C. Dominion and B. C. Land Surveyors s and Cokely & Ferris Stables Sub-division Work a Specialty Courtenay - B. C. Telephone 29 Day or Night Oscar W. Davis JUDSON ST., COURTENAY ELK HOTEL Comox, B. C. Best Meals North of Naniamo Choicest Liquors and Cigars C. A. Martin, Prop. i F. PIKE Plastering Contractor Cement Work a Specialty COURTENAY B. C. Subscribe for The Review PLUMBING Heating and Electric Wiring ���ii i n ������������ Allan & Drinkwater Next to Royal Bank COURTENA/ B. C. Ed. Wilson Carpenter and Builder Moving Buildings a Specialty COURTENAY - B. C. Sibley & Pollock Contractors & Builders SUITS! SUITS! I have on hand about 13 suits of mens clothes, sizes 36 to 40 whic h will be offered at $16, $18 otid $20 per suit, and prices of pants $4.50 $5, $6 and $7 per pair These are all 35 per cent, less than regular orices T. D. Hinds Board of Trade Building Union St. Courtenay BYRNE BROS. Manufacturers of High-Grade Havana Cigars. "Monarch" and "Oak Brand" For Sale at All Hotels 619 Johnson St. Victoria GET YOUR Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing and Shoe Shining done by the Courtenay Cleaners W. L. SCOTT, Prop. Next door to the Butcher Shop The Courtenay Hotel Every Convenience for Guests ' The Central Hotel for Sportsmen Nfj:i; but tha BlUr WttfR? an UQUORS at the Bar RATES REASONABLE JOHN JOHNSTON, Prop. 5 Passenger Stoddait-Dayton Motor Car For Hire A. J. M.\RStIV!,I,, Owiuran.1 Dttoet Phone 36 Union St. Courtenay Jos. B< Tobacconist Dealer in Choice Fruits, Confectionery, Soft Drinks Dunsmuir Ave.. Cumberland Tl]e Star Livery Stable Livery and team work promptly attended to. All kinds of hauling done First-Class Buggies for Hire Alex. Maxwell, Prop, Cumberland Palaee Livepy & Feed Stable Artistic Bungalows a Specialty Masonry and Drickwear of every description. Plans furniseed Estimates Free All Work Guaeanteed COURTENAY B. C. RIFLES SHOTGUNS Horses and Buggies for Hire at Reasonable Rates We also attend to wood hauling JAS. CAIRNS & SON Proprietor* Courtenay Phone 35 R. N. Fitzgerald Contractor and Builder ^t^p^*0*0O0*0*0O0*^^ttt Plans and Estimates Furnished, First Class Workmanship and Materials Guaranteed Established Resident of Courtenay COURTENAY, B. C. Ammunition We have now on display the finest assortment of Rifles and Shotguns in the Comox Valley, : including all of the best and popular makes, aud at the lowest prices* Come 111 and inspect our stock Single Barrell Shotguns from $7.50 up Double Barrell Shotguns from $14.00 up Marlin; Stevens, Savage aud Winchester Rifles. Cartridges in all the popular calibers C. H. TARBELL COURTENAY - and - CUMBERLAND ItZ THE CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE SIR EDMUND WALKER, C.V.O.. LL.D, D.C.L.. President ALEXANDER LAI' . JOHN AIRD General V i .ager Assistant General Manager CAPITAL, $15,000,000 REST, $12,500,000 BANKING BY MAIL Accounts may be opened at every branch of The Canadian Bank of Commerce to be operated by mail, and will receive the same careful attention as is given to all other departments of the Bank's business. Money may be deposited or withdrawn in this way as satisfactorily as by a personal visit to the Bank. 8.4 W. T. WHITE, Manager, Courtenay, Comox and Cumberland Bra 11 Comox branch open on Tuesday, from io to 3 Comox Co-Operative Society Union Street Dealers in All kinds of Meats, Ham, Bacon, Cooked Meats, Fruits, Vegetables an Chicken to order. The prices are always right Courtenay Aitken-Palmer Marriage On Wednesday evening, at St. Andrew's (Presbyterian) Manse, Sandwick, by tlie Rev. T. Menzies. Mr. David Aitken to Mis; May Palmer, both of Cumberland. The bride looked very pretty dressed in cream satin, she was attended by- Miss Cecelia Aitken, while Lee Palmer supported the groom. Forfeits $30,000 Bail Chicago, Oct. 13.���Forfeiture of Jack Johnson's personal bond of $30,000 was ordered to-day by Federal Judge Carpenter effective next April if the negro pugilist, who i* reported to have taken out citizenship papers in France, does not appear for trial under the Mann white slave act. ��� '��� �� ���- Philadelphia surgeons have per formed an operation ou a man in order to save his life so that he may be hanged. Well, the surgeons have got that much extra practice, anyhow.��� Chicago Re- cord-Hearld. COMOX The Comox juniors held their first practice game ou Monday night in the Comox hall. Sides were picked composing of Reds and Blu'S Each side showed too much eagerness and feeling but good combi i- ation (and sh<- o'ing was prominent Tlie game res-ulted in a win fer the reds by 28 to 23, A few of last years men are away but they hope to have a team to again hold their own so Courtenay and Cumberland beware. Conservative Elected Chateauguay, Que. Oct. 13 ��� The bye-election in the constituency of Chateauguay to fill the vacancy in the House of Commons created by jthe death of J. P. Brown, the Lib- I eral member, resulted on Saturday in the election of James Morris the I Conservative candidate by a majority of 135over Hon. Sydney Fisher the liberal nominee. I Wives don't always get what they deserve, but husbsands usu ally deserve what they get. NOTICE! WE HAVE MOVED and are now doing business in our new premises, next door to the new butcher shop, and having a much larger store we are carrying a larger stock generally. Our first shipment of new Dry Goods is here and ready for your inspection Remember we always carry a full line of Choicest Groceries and our prices are right W. G. McKEAN Phone 6 Courtenay m There*!! Come a l SOME of these evenings you'll want to look "just right," and you know as well as we do, that there's nothing like a well-tailored blue or black serge suit. They're right at night. The proper caper always! Let us take your measure for a Hobberlin-made, all wool serge. The kind that wont fade, or get rusty. To-day is the day to order. McPHEE & MORRISON COURTENAY and COMOX Sole Agents for Hobberlin Tailoring T. D. McLEAN Jeweler. Courtenay has engaged Chas. Simms latsly with O. B. Allan, Vancouver, and 20 years Old Country experience to Mend that Watch of Yours Advertise in The Review. The BAY STORE COMOX We have just opened up our Fall Goods, including Shoes, high and short legged Gum Boots, Rubbers, Hats and Sweaters, all the latest styles and regular town prices Give us a trial for your grocery order. Phone R88 and have your order delivered right away) r ���' 5 per cent, discount for cash 1���' A. B. BALL Proprietor NOTICE The Undersigned hereby give notice that the Estate of Andrew Byron Crawford will not be responsible for nor pay any debts or other obligationsaContracted by any person without the written order oi the undersigned. Bkrtha Gracb Crawford. Acadia Trust Co., I/td. Executrix and executors respectively of the Estate of Andrew Byron Crawford, Deceased. June 3rd, 1913 ft floving Pictures Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday By a new up-to-date electric plant COURTENAY OPERA HOUSE An Entire Change of Programme j Twice weekly [ H. F. WHITTLE, Proprietor I DR. MORRISON, Dentist COURTENAY, B. C. Dr. Morrison is a graduate both of the Chicago and Detroit Dental Colleges. Having a central office in Courtenay he will visit surrounding towns at regular intervals The Comox Barber Shop Oldest Shop in Courtenay Nothing But Firat Class Work Guaranteed. Baths in connection C. K. DALRYMPLE, Prop. ICE CREAM Summer Drinks Swan's Pool Room E. SWAN, Prop. *+9999*999*99**************9***9******************** RESTMORE HOTEL AND GRILL pie most Home-like Hotel North oi^Victoria BEST OF ATTENTION GIVEN TO GUESTS Rates Reasonable FABER & FABER, Props. ^ Telephone 3-5 COURTENAY, B. C. ��� THE REVIEW. COURTENAY, B.C. By Morice Gerard (Copyright) (Continued) Muller, seeing there was no alter Dative, produced the key from a secret pocket deftly concealed beneath the braid of his coat. Reluctantly lie opened the dispatch-box. As he did so, Murgatroyd noticed that he was holding his left hand in a suspicious manner. There was the point of a small nnd a very sharp stiletto sticking out from 11, which hai doubtless lain in his pocket with the key. The journalist had no Intention of feeling the point of that death-dealing little Instrument. He sharply struck with his fist on the back of Muller's left hand. The stiletto dropped. Murgatroyd put his foot on It. Muller turned and glared at him, as If about to renew the personal conflict. Murgatroyd was quite composed . I will keep that for my own, hi snld. It will be an appropriate re- Blinder of you. Muller muttered a German oath between his teeth. Then ho opened Uie dlspntch box more rapidly. His last bolt had been shct���unsuccessfully. The box was full cf papers; at the bottom of which were 'he Transalplan documents. Muller handed them over without a word. Murgatroyd looked them through and saw they were correct. A feeling of Intense satisfaction took the place of the anxiety and suspense of the past few weeks. Muller read It and cursed again���more Kijdly. It recalled Murgatroyd to the res*, o" the transaction not yet completed. The other papers must be burnt. Not all of them? Some of them are private to myself. How can 1 tell whether you are burning all or not? Either I must look them all through and choose or you must burn the lot. Muller hesitated for a minute or two. Then he threw all the contents of the dispatch box Into the Are, stirring them with a poker while they blazed. Murgatroyd watching them, came to the conclusion that they were almost all the papers Jordan had described. When only a few ashes remained, Murgatroyd said��� Now write tho address you wish these papers lo bo sent to, Indicating tho ones he held In his hand. Muller wrote down the address of a Made Soft andWhite a. iiii id Ointment Treatment: On retiring, soak the hands in hot water and Cuticura Soap, ftry, anoint with Cuticura Ointment^ and wear soft bandages or old loose gloves during the night. Cuticura Roan anil Ointment are Bold throughout the- world. A liberal eumple ol eneb, with 32-page booklet on tho rare and treatment of the akin and icalp, sent post-tree. Aildrnt Potter Drug It Chesu Corp., Dept, 201), Huston, u, 6. A. W. N. U. 964 club at Dresden. Put! To wuli till palled for. Doesn't mean to go'.' wns Minga- troyd's aotto Mike comment, We will see about that, He made no com- I nu'ir, however, beyond saying��� i I \. anf ii guarantee In writing that ynu win leave England before twenty- four hours linw passed, and not return before ten years have pas ed. In not my word enough? .No. Muller sal down, wrote the p escribed words, and sinned lhe paper. Jfurgatroyd took up his bat, stick and gloves, and put the documents, except the iiiKt mentioned, Into his breast-pocket, then nod-lng to Muller, lie left ihe room. At the end of the passage be found Inspeotor Murphy pacing up and down. 1 am glad yoli bave come, the Inner Bald, My time is UP, Hope you have succeeded? Ves, I have got all l wanted- thanks to you, Inspector. Yes, 1 believe I hnd a little to do with ll. I doubt whether l wns right in idling tlmi rascal slip througb my lingers. Murgatroyd doubted it to, but did nol sny so. Instead lie handed the paper Muller had signed to Murphy, You will see to that? All right. I will Jog his memory If I find it failing. And Inspector Murphy wns, ns usual, us good ns liis word. CHAPTER XI1I Thompson-Halllday A dinner pnrty consisting of men only is not generally a very lively affair, fT itB a rule It means nn object In view, although of course there aro brilliant, exceptions. Parliamentary dinners before the meeting of the Houses arc not exceptions to the rule. Uniformity, not diversity Is the bond which brings and keeps the company together, whether to attack or to defend. Mr. Thompson-Halllday, not being as yet of Cabinet or ex-Cabinet rank, or a prominent official, was receiving his friends In Eaton Gardens. Covers had been laid for twenty, and It was not until cigars and coffee had circulated that tongues began to wag freely, and the restraints of a function recognized In England as of solemn moment began to wear off. Mr. Thompson-Halllday was a short, stout mnn, well on the shady side of forty, to whom sudden opulence had given a snobbish air of self- satisfaction, which he would have lacked under more trying conditions. Good living had also begun to twinkle out of his Btnall, quick, glancing eyes, and to indicate itself In his face generally. All his guests were brother members of the Commons' House of Parliament, In sympathy generally with his views, although not all sitting on the same side of the House. A Government generally has to face beside the legitimate Opposition, whose main duty Is to oppose, the candid criticism, and often the barely- concealed hostility of sections of Its own suppoi.erB, whose fads have been neglected, or whose private ambitions have been thwarted. Mr. Thompsci- Halllday had a certain skill In amalgamating apparently discordant elements, and using the result to serve his own ends. He gave excellent dinners in London; he kept open house in the country, and his great wealth permitted a somewhat lavish expenditure In assisting members in contesting constituencies, who would have gone un.'.er but for bis opportune help. Pocket boroughs disappeared with the Reform Bill, but the machinery for influencing votes and opinions in the House of Commons is In full working order still. Mr. Thompson- Halllday had carried the art of Influence to a high pitch of excellence. He knew to a nicety where the shoe pinched, and hastened to relieve it; many members owed their seats to his timely assistance. He gave them absolute freedom, but with the understanding that when he required their assistance it should be forthcoming. These were not the men he had been dining. They were his equals in money and position���In the latter at any rate���but for all that were not Insensible to the argument of first-rate cookery, and a cellar of wine inherited by their host, and selected with consummate skill.. Well, Halliday, what ls to be the outcome of this Transalplan affair? Are you to lead .the van of opposition? It will take all the tact yon have go*, to make your side appear patriotic. Tho speaker wns Mr. Henry Mason, a thin man who sat on the Govern inent side, but frequently voted with the Opposition. Y'our side! Our aide, you mean Mason, put in Halliday quickly. I know you agree with mo that the Government has put Its foot In it this time. In fact it hasn't a leg to st-iid on, to complete the metaphor, suggested Mor- rlarty, an Irishman who sat for an English constituency. Quite so. Firing won't do this time; we must have something more drastic. All the same, the country will look at the whole affair suspiciously. The average Briton thinks his country always and Inevitably In the right. Especially when a few Blices of land are In dispute. I. have a very strong case, remarked Thompson-Halladay with assurance, and the Government a very weak one. I am not afraid of the country Land-grabbing more often than not means burnt fingers, snd to my thinking the nation is sick of these trumpery disputes. I know my constituents are at the back of me In the matter. This Transalplan claim Ib sheer Injustice. If tbey could pro/e we ever had an acre of land within tbo GILLETT'S LYE EATS DIRT 1 "HIll'tu CKa.ag.iu4i waituM *"" sphere In dispute, It. would be different; but they can't, simply because wo never had space to bury a full- grown Infant. What makes you so sure of Hint. Halliday? The speaker hud nol Joined In the conversation before. Hanley Ib not tho mnn I should have thought to put Ills foot down unless he knew tho ground oh which he stood. Hanley! You nil lalli Hanley! i tell you it's all manner wllh lilin, that confounded air of superior knowledge and concentrated wisdom. Ho is cautious enough, I grant ynu, but not farseclng; and caution which is a cheap sort of political wisdom, fulls where largo issues are at stake. Besides, this matter wanted a retained lawyer, and every one knows Hanley Is not that, anyway. Halliday talks ns If he were Lord Chancellor, laughed Morrlarty. Who coached you In your law? A belter man than coached Hanley, anyway. What do you propose? inquired Mason. These are the terms of lhe Amendment, and Halliday handed a paper across the table. Tho Opposition leaders have approved the wording and the party will support It. to a man. We are sure of some support ���unless Hanley makes out a bettor case than I credit him with���a good deal of support ou the Government side- (To be Continued) MORE WOMEN THAN MEN Mlnard's Liniment Cures Garget In Cows The lady litigant had paid out good money to clerks and bailiffs till she was nervous about It. Who Is that? she whispered to her lawyer as a new functionary put in an appearance. That? that's the crier, the lawyer replied. Goodness! ^an't I do my own crying and save her? The cheapness of Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator puts It within reach of all, and it can bo got at any druggist's. The mayor of a French tovn had. In accordance with the regulations, to make out a passport for a ricl'i and highly respectable lady of his acquaintance, who, In spite ot a slight disfigurement, was very vain i:i her personal appearance. Mis native politeness prompted him to gloss over the defect, and after a moment's reflection he wrote among the items of personal description: Eyes dark, beautiful, tender, expressive, but one of them missing. AN OLD NURCE Persuaded Lioctor to Drink Postuir They Throw Off Disease More Easily, That's the Reason The fact '.hat in almost all civilized countries women outnumber men hns lieen ascribed to the higher birth rata of girl babies yet Statistics show that 10f> boys are born to every 100 girls. According to figures compiled by a European statistician the girl bus a better chnnce ilinii tlie boy ot attaining maturity. ile (lnils that from the third to the fifteenth year Ihe mortality for both Boxes is the same; from Ilie tlfleeiil.li to the nineteenth year the critical nge for girls the girl's chances are slightly better ihan Ilie hoy's; from the thirtieth year to the thirty-fifth the mortality among women is smaller than among men. mul it continues smaller until the seventieth year. for a dreude nnd u half, ihe RexeB once more imvo the siinie chance of survival, but above 8ii years of nge I woman ngnin stands a much better chance than man, To acoount foi tills difference tliaj statistician points oul tha! woman ims greater reslllenc in shaking off <Hm- ' eases than mnn. ii Is true thai the; physical strength of mnn Is greater than woman's bul a woman's power of; endurance In more robust, One reason for ihls is tbat woman possesses n finer perception of her power of endurance than a man, and when her perception warns her of fn- llguc she slops. A mall does nol slop until his power is exhausted, ills nervous system is nol us fin1 ly organized as n Woman's, und ns Mosso, lho Italian physlologls,!, has pointed out, men and women are entirely dependent upon their nerves for caution not to over-exert. While It Is true Hint women more easily contract many diseases, particularly nervous and mental diseases, thnn men, they overcome Ihem with greater ease. There are no dead flies lying about when WILSON'S FLY PADS are used as directed. A\ Druggists, Grocers and Gener al Dealers sell them. An old faithful nurse and an experienced doctor, are a pretty strong combination in favor of PoBtum, instead of tea and coffee. The doctor Bald: "I began to drink Postum five years ago on tlie advlco of an old nurse. "During an unusually busy winter, between tea, coffee and overwork, I became a victim of Insomnia. In a month after beginning Postum, in place of tea -nd coffee, I could eat anything and Bleep as soundly as a baby. "In three months I bad galnc.; twenty pounds In weight. 1 nov; use Postum altogether Instead of tea and coffee; even at bedtime with a soda cracker or some other tasty biscuit. "Having a little tendency to Diabetes, I used a small quantity of saccharine instead of sugar, to sweeten with. I may add that today tea or coffee are never present in our house and very many patients, on my advice, have adopted Postum as their regular beverage. "Ih conclusion I can assure anyone that, as a refreshing, nourishing and nerve-strengthening beverage, there is nothing equal to Postum." Name given by Canadian 1 Jstum Co. Windsor, Ont. Write for booklet, "The road to Wellville." Postum comes in two forms. Regular (must be boiled). Instant Postum doesn't require boiling but is prepared Instantly iy stirring a level teaspoonful in an ordinary cup of hot water, which makes It rlgit for most persons. A big cup requires more and some people who like strort things put In a large heaping spoonful and temper it with a large supply of cream. i Experiment until you know the I amount that pleases your palate and have It 3erved that way In the future. 'There's a Reason" for Pos'um. Royal Punishment The constraints and formalities which surround royally are particularly trying to youth, and while the Queen of Holland could never refer to her childhood as being a very dull one, as Queen Victoria in mature years describtd her own at Kensington Palace, yet when her Dutch Majesty was a little girl she greatly preferred playing with ber dolls to intending to the official duties that had already begun for her. If you don't behave, I'll make you a que?ii! Bhe is said to have admonished un erring doll. Again, one day she was overheard telling nc of the dolls, wbo evidently refused to take a necessary nap: ��� If you don't go to sleep, you shall go out tomorrow in a carriage, nnd all the time you shall bow right and left to people who keep pulling off their hats! So hurry up nnd off to sleep! Mlnard's Llnl lent Cures Colds, Etc. Coal Loading by Vrcuum Pipes The vacuum-cleaner principle is having new applications every day; but one of the strongest is for the unloading of coal cars. A big Austrian power plant is being equipped to handle a'.l its coal by vacuum pipes. Coal lhat Is graded according to Austrian standards as dust coal and nut coal Is delivered in carload lots to the plant and a great pipe Is dropped into the car, The coal Is sucked up through this pipe and carried to the storage piles two hundred yards away. Coal for the boiler tires is curried from the storage pile by other vacuum pipes direct to the fire and there fed In by mechanical stokers. Every Woman, Should Use vescent*. M That spler,:'id, pleasantly' bubbling to,-.!c Which stimulates orgaiin ana rlt'.s the blood of Impurities. Rony checks and vigorous health; reward the dally use oi Abbey's Effervescent Salt.: Take A Bottle Home To-day. Sold'W druggists and ^Stores HnrooAoja Canada 60* The Smallest Dynamo A Ulllpu'tlan electric dynamo, Perfect In every detail, but weighing only' i quarter of an ounce, was shown al work before lhe Paris Academy of Science. Its constructor is a French mechanician, named Trevet, This dynamo Is three-fifths of tin Inch long, half an Inch wide, am three-fifths or nn Inch high. The coil is I. quarter of an inch in diameter, and Is wired wltb five and a half feet of sill; insulated copper wire one-five hundredth'of an inch in thickness. A tension-is In dicated of 3.5 volts by a current ot: 0.2 ampere, but as to Us power there is no instrument sensitive enough to record it. While at work the toj machine made a sound like the hum mlng of a bee. Xo man or woman should hobble painfully about because of corns' whet, so certain a relief is at hand as lloi loway's Corn Cure. Writing for Posterity A prominent. French critic, the storj runs, once tald to George Bernard Shaw: You are putting on a new comedy Monday night. Let e attend one of the dress' rehearsals, won't you? Impossible, said. Mr. Shaw. Mj dress rehearsals are always private. I have to refuse even the most distlng ulshed critics access to them. But, Bakl the other, I want to write a critical criticism. If I have tc write and telegraph it' in a few minutes on Monday night it will be verj hurriedly done, and I fear It will glv�� a wrong Impression of your corned) to Paris the next day. Have no anxiety on that score. Mr. Shaw replied. My comedies are not written for the next day. PRESIDENT SUSPENDER .NONE-SO-EASY As Far as Permitted Jones���If Mr. Oldboy makes anj. such assertion I will denounce him ;.r a liar. President���Mr. Jones, I call you if; order. Our by-taws do not allow yot to go that far. Jones���Then I cull Mr. Oldboy a liar as far as It. Ib permitted by the bvlawt of tbls association. A new printing, gumming and per foratlng machine In Ihe bureau of en graving and printing at Washingtor turns out a mile < .' finished poBtagt stamps every five minutes. j=Woman's Danger Signals^ Hot flashes���dizziness, fainting spells, headache, bearing-down feeling and ills of a kindred nature���are nature's danger signals. The female disturbance or irregularity back of these calls for help, should have immediate care and attention. Otherwise tbe delicate* female constitution soon breaks down. 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Bobby���Because lisl night wben she n-as In silling with Mr. Slaylale in the parlor I heard her say: Why, Tom, you haven't shaved, Revive the Jaded Condition.���When fnergy flags aud the cares of business 'lecome irksome; when the whole system Is out of sorts aud there is genera! depression, try Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. They will regulate the action of a deranged stomach and a ilsordered liver, and make you feel (ike a new man. No one need suffer ���t tiny from debilitated digestion when Bio simple and effective a pill can be ���su til any drug slore. ���Vise Girl He wanted her at once to wed. Hut that she .vould not do. We never can be oue, sbe sa'd, 'Till you've enough for two. The proud parent: You cannot have my daughter; the social gulf between you is too wide. Remember, you are i mere germ of a common cold; she's ,i bacillus of neurasthenia! DOCTORS DID NOT HELP HER But Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Restored Mrs. Bradley's Health��� Her Own Statement. Winnipeg, Canada. ��� "Eleven years ��go 1 went to the Victoria Hospital, Montreal, suffering with a growth. The doctors said it was a tumor and could not be removed as it would cause instant death. They found that my organs were affected, and said I could not live more than six months in the condition I was in. "After I came home I saw your advertisement in the paper, and commenced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1 took it constantly for two years, and still take it at times, and both my husband and myself claim that it was the means of saving my life. I highly recommend It to suffering women."���Mrs. Omlla Bradley, 284 Johnson Ave., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Can. Why wil I women take chances or drag outasickly.half-hearted existence, missing three-fourths of the joy of living, when they can find health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ? For thirty years it has been the standard- remedy for female ills, and has re- Btored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ailments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc. If you want special advice write to Iijrdta 13. Pinkham Med- idine <Jo. (confidential) Lynn, Muss. Vour letter will be opened, tread and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence. i- _ "1. N. U. 964 Kings as Ornaments When European democracy continues its process of relegating to the position of spectacular ornaments Its crowned heads, Interest In the. personalities of these picturesque Individuals continues to be one of the features of tho social order today, particularly on the continent. The modem monarch has come, more and more, to stund merely as the symbol of the continuity of national life, the emblem ot tlie people's distinctive nationality and sovereignty. Kven if, in a few scattered Instances, he pretends to regard himself as ruler by divine ught, his people ro longer look upon him as such. iivca V. e great, Hohenzollern, William II, l.as recently publicly Insisted I tat. his sole object as monarch has been, and will continue to be, not thi glorification of his dynasty, but the welfare of the German people. As ea.h passes off the human stage, Ills successor, born and. reared In a more democratic atmosphere than himself, becomes more than ever the : - ;.:'esentatio.i of his people. The rising generation of young royalties, If a republic In form does not prevent their actually reigning, will sit in the chairs of constitutional power democratic at heart.���American Review of Reviews. Extre.ne Old Age Records The recent death of a Chinaman in New York at the age, as he claimed, of 149 years, raises the question whether the records of extreme old age are authentic. The cases In which men or women have reached the cencury mark are so numerous that there seems lo reason for skepticism concerning them; but the records of Thomas Cam, aged 207; William Edwards, 168, and Henry Jenkins, 169, are open to the doubt that falls ou all mediaeval statistics. The tables of life insurance companies within the next ceil tury will probably furnish reliable da ta for future Investigators. Emily���Isn't it funny how timid Eileen ls? Maude���Dear, yes; she doesn't wat.t to go faster than eighty-five miles au hour when she rides on the back of Charlie's motorcycle. Art and Long Hair The bard contemporary fact Is that the gloriously named authors are becoming sadly rare, even rarer than long haired actors. The long haired musican Is still with us, though one of the most eminent masters of the pianoforte has yielded something to the modern spirit by submitting briefly to the sheers. Individual age has here a potent Influence���age, or the getting through with thing. What a wonderful picturesque person Dickens was at 25! And how matter-of-fact at 40! Browning suffered a similarly sobering and averaging e.^ect. The same thing It Is true of many- other figures in that, period, and it Is not easy to guess whether the changing fashion set in during their middle years, or whether advancing ag�� would have effected the same change in any t ,se. On the day of his wedding a man 1 agined that his wife drew a prize; but as a matter of fact, ie is seldom anything more than a consolation prize. Bacon���I see electricity generated in Sweden is delivered in Copeuhagen. Egbert���This parcel post system Is really wonderful. Waiter, bring me an lufln.tesimal portion of cheese. Ain't gol any of that kind in the house, sir. May ail to Other Planets Tlie London Dally Citizen announces the discovery of n gas one-sixteenth tha weight of hydrogen, Its existence ou earth has not jel been determined, bill 111,' leading BOl- entisis, luoludlng air William Ramsay are confident they can find or produce li. Ua presence In Hie sin wits de- iinitciy established by a discovery mads du.'lng the htsi eollpse, Tho Daily Citizen quotes an anonymous scientist who describes the rhs as being named ooronlum, if it ran be produced on this pitrlh It in.. revolutionize the science of aerostatics, When the earth becomes too cold for human habitation the people could move In airships to any planet that, might strlko Ihelr fancy. This would be unnecessary for a million years or more. r submit ti a hoadtehe is to w��te enct^y, tunc and oomforl To utupti mouce simply take NA-DRU-CO Headache Wafers Your Druggist will confirm our statement that they do not contain anything lhat nan harm heart or neivous system. 2.r;:. a box, NATIONAL ORUU ��M> CHCMICAL CO. OF CANADA. UMITCO. 134 Knloker���How ,lo you like (he kitchenette apartmei.t? Hooker���I think ll has u roomette for improvement, A prominent physician in an Arkansas (own has nu extensive practice mining (he laboring classes, where economy Is tha best policy. One day tho llllle daughter of one of the mon became very sick and the doctor wits hurriedly called, Ile arrlv ii and administered a soothing treatment to tho patient who wiih soon Bleeping soundly and upon leaving, proscribed some medicine which was to be obtained at tlie drug store. Tho next day Hie visit had to be repeated, und somo more modiclns bought, This wus kept up until the little girl was entirely well, when the futlier went to see the doctor to settle his bill. As his purse was rather slim, he approached the doctor with many misgivings. Here Is your bill, sir, began the doctor, handing hlni the paper. This for the drugs from the store and this for my visits. The poor man looked and was horrified at the amount requested, realizing that he could not pay It all. Then after thinking a moment he took out bis purse and laid some pieces of change In the physician's hand saying: Here's Iho money for the drugs, doctor, and���we will return your calls. What He's Waiting For Why don't you ask her to marry you? You've been calling on her for two years now. I know, but I am waiting. You've heard her sing hundreds of times, and you like her voice. That's true. You've heard her play the piano. You know she's an accomplished musician. You've eaten meals she has cooked. You have ;>een her handiwork about the house. She'd make a splendid housewife. I know all that, but��� She's a delightful hostess. You've seen her vhen she was entertaining friends. I admit that. Then why wait, any' linger? I'm waiting to see her In a quarrel with her mother. I want to see how she acts when she loses her temper. This is to certify that I have used MINARD'S Liniment in my family for years, and consider It the best liniment on the market. I have found it excellent for horse flesh. (Signed) W. S. PINEO. "Woodland!.,' Mlddleton, N.S. Ontario Veterinary College Temperance Street, Toronto Affiliated with the University of Toronto and under the control of the Department of Agriculture of Ontario. COLLEGE RE-OPENS OCTOBER 1st, 1913 N, B.���Calendar on application E. A. A, GRANGE, V. S,, M. Sc, Principal There Is a young mau 'in New York who Is undoubtedly still wondering whether he has an unusually large foot or whether a certain German lad of generous dimensions fron Jersey Is troubled with near-sightedness. The woman In question boarded a New York bound ferry boat with a big heavy valise. Apparently very much fatigued from her efforts, she threw herself into a seat, landing her bulky grip squarely upon the toes of a young man next to her. He responded with a look of suppressed rage and pain, and then shoved the valise aside, unnoticed by the woman. A few minutes later, when the ferry reached its slip, the young man was suddenly amazed to behold the stout lady fumbling about with her hand on his foot. Thoroughly aroused at this liberty, he was nbout to demand an explanation, when tho woman, with a look of great embarrassment, exclaimed: Ach! Excoose me, It looke'. chust like mine bag. I a ' . ' ��� ua Looking Ahead Bought a second-hand fire escape cheap todi.y. What did you want with it? Thought maybs I might have money enough som^ day to build a house to fit it. The mobile face Is a constantly changing one. And the automobile face is a fixed stare. Try Murine Eye Remedy If you have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes or Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't Smart ���Soothes Eye Pain. DruggisW Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, 50c. Eye Books Free by Mail. An In TMle 0**t far M l>��. lhat NMat Can Hurls* Er* Ktmedr Co., Cklcaie Work of the Dominion Department of Agriculture The reporl of the Mlnist ��� of Agriculture for lhe year ending March 111, 1918 has been printed, It contains In concise and readable form u rovlow of the work carried on by the Department of Agrlcultiiro through Its several briinu \s und divisions during the year, It concludes also the Orders In Council that were passed affecting agriculture. The report ls presented under five general heads as follows: 1, General remarks; 2, Arts and Agriculture; 3, Patents of Invention; 4, Copyrights, Trade Marks, Industrial Designs and Timber Marks; 5, 1 ubllc Health. There is also include . an appendix having reference to Public Health, Exhibition and the Seventh International Congress held at Home against Tuber, culosls, Referring tc ihe trade In dairy products It Is pointed out that for the Art time in sixty years no butter was exported to the United Kingdom, but on the other hand more than six and one-half million pounds were Imported Into Canada during the year. In the Seed Branch among other work almost nineteen thousand samples of farm seeds were tested for farmers and seed merchants. The Live Stock Commissioner by means of public Bales distributed upwards of 1,300 breeding sheep, about one-third of which were pure-bred rams. In the record of performance about ono thousand cows have been entered for test. These represent stock of about 150 farms. Through the Experimental Farms system which includes the Central Farm and fifteen branch farms and stations an enormous amount of work has been done. The report not only gives one a general knowledge of its extent but brings to light many ac complishmenta for agriculture. In Saskatchewan, It ls pointed out that the spring wheat 'Marquis' yielded at the rate of 31 bushels per acre. The still newer Prelude wheat which rip ens muc',\ earlier than other good sorts was sent out for test during the year. A much larger quantity is promised for distribution during the coming winter. Many other useful points are recorded in the minister's report, copies of which are available to those who apply for It to the Publication Branch of the Department of Agriculture at Ottawa. It is usually safe to say that when a child is pale, sickly, peevish and restlesB, the cause is worms. These parasites range the stomach and intestines causing serious disorders of the digestion and preventing the infant from deriving sustenance from food. Miller's Worm Powders, by destroying the worms, corrects these faults of the digestion and serves to restore the organs to healthy action. A young woman from the east was conversing with a Kentuckian about tobacco and tobacco raising. She was very pretty and a good conversationalist and the young man from Kentucky was vastly Interested in her until she gave him a sudden shock by announcing: I should love to see a tobacco field, especially when It Is just plugging out. Magistrate���You broke a mantelpiece ornament on your wife's head. What have you got to say for yourself? Prisoner���It was a pure accident. Magistrate���An accident? What? Didn't you intend to hit your wife? Prisoner���Yes, but I didn't mean to break the ornament, A New York Suburban Scene She was running aoroiH lots u catch the 1.26 (rain for New York. It was precisely 1.24 1-2 ond the truic already was panting Into tlio station. At. her heels was a youngster rnaklni as good time as sho could, and wm crying. By the time she reached the station steps she was a good one nun drod yurds ahead of the little boy, bui he kept at It, trying louder and louder. The conductor wns holding the train for her. Madam, said the conductor, as ah< climbed up the c:ir sups, who is thai little boy? My youngect, she said perfeetlj breathless. I didn't have time to kiss him good by. Well, you get right off this train ami kiss him. We can wait better this he can. Tlie conductor stood with his baas' on the signal-cord while the operation was performed, and 'ien the train went off, loavlng the youngster happy and smiling. CURED DISEASES OF THE KIDNEYS And Is Depended On to Right Stomjcr and Liver Disorder] Once Dr. Chase's Kldney-Llver Pilh are Introduced into the family and their efficiency becomes known thej are usually found too valuable ta dc without. For everyday ills arisinu from liver and bowel disorders th""! bring relief pomptly. and when complicated diseases of the kidneys an I liver develop they often prove a successful cure after doctors have failed. As an Illustration, you may read the following, which was received i few days ago: Mrs. John Wright, 53 McGee stre"t, Toronto, Out., states: "We have used Dr. Chase's Kldney-Llver Pills for ten years, and would not be without them. My husband suffered from kidney trouble, and after taking treatment, from several doctors without receiving any benefit, tried Dr. Chase's Kldney-Llver Pills, which worked a completa cure. Since that time we have used tbem for all stomach and liver disorders." One pill a dose, 25 cents i box. all dealers, or Edmanson, Bates & Co, Limited, Toronto. Among the bewildered, and in some cases indignant, spectators gathered at the recent Futurist exhibition of painting and sculpture in Chicago was a young man from Springfield, in charge of a cousin who Is 'strong for" the new movement In art. The youth remained silent durim? the view and the subsequent explanations ot the new Idea given him by his cousin. Well, said the latter finally, you don't seem particularly enthusiastic about them. What do you think? Think! growled the youth from Springfield. Why, I have got two aunts at Lome that eau knit better pictures than those. A Viennese composer has written an operetta Intended for use in the films only. The characters In It will not be heard. They will be seen, while an orchestra plays the music to Illustrate their story. Money Talks What do I say at the wedding? Not a word. All you utter Is the cheque. There is Comfort in knowing: that you can obtain one tried and proved remedy thoroughly well adapted to your needs. Every woman who is troubled with headache, backache, languor, extreme nervousness and depression of spirits ought to try fteechantt *9M (Tli* Larieit S.\* *t Anr M.dlcin. in tha World) and learn what a difference they will make. By purifying the system they insure better digestion, sounder sleep, quieter nerves, and bestow the charm of sparkling eyes, a spotless rosy complexion and vivacious spirits. Thousands upon thousands of women have learned, happily,that Beecham's Pills are reliable and The Unfailing Home Remedy Prepared oaly by Thomaa Beech im, St. HetMH. Laneaahire, Eoftani Sold everywhere in Cimdi and IJ. S. America. In boxei. 25 eenti. ig Boat Load JUST ARRIVED We have just received a big shipment of builders supplies and are now stocked up with everything for the builder. Included in this shipment is some of the finest panelling we have ever handled ���la^AaKa^AAAAM^' twWMWWW We carry all sizes of Glass in stock and can cut to any shape you may require Two specials for the farmer:- RUBBEROID ROOFING and PAGE FENCING The name signifies quality E BUILDERS' SUPPLY CO., Limited Phone 66 COURTENAY, B. C. P.O. Box 230 "Not better than the best, but better than the rest" xszz J I READ THIS You can buy for $500. on the easiest of terms, not a 30 foot lot but 5 ACRES of good land, logged off and easily cleared; not away off in the woods but only 4 miles from Courtenay, and on one of the main roads. Don't wait, they are selling fast 5 Acres for $500 Terms: $50 cash, balance $25 per month or to suit purchaser Don't take our word that this is the best buy on the market, but come and see for yourself. Costs you nothing to investigate and is a pleasure to us to show you HARDY & BISCOE The Real l'state Agents Phone 10 Courtenay The Bay Store, Comox Having taken over tlie business lately carried on by Mcl'hee & Morrison, A. B, Ball, late manager, hopes by strict and personal attention to business to still maintain vour patronage and support. Thanking you for past favors. A. B. BAU.. For dining room embroideries, rich colors used on grey linen, or shades of blue on white, will be found exceedingly satisfactory. The best appetizer is a clear, hot soup, consomme or meat broth. Alternatives are clam broth or grape fruit. Cut white potatoes into small squares, and stick one on the end of each stem, if you want cut flowers or ferns to last a longtime. Of course, this is supposing that the decorations must last a long while. Notice Missrs. E. T. Cliffe aud W. B. Higgins have purchased the Comox Livery Stables from Mr. John McKenzie, and will continue to carry on the business as formerly. Your patronage is solicited. E. T. Cliffe W. B, Higgins Household Hints Have the walls of your house a pleasant, restful tone, and you enn do without pictures. In storing fruits and vegetables for winter, only sound and mature specimens should be used. Whole wheat bread sandwiches with filling of sliced bananas and nut meats, is a delicious luncheon. Take an hour off and spend it with an oil can in your hand, touching up the stiff castors, hinges, etc. To keep a door mat in position, hook it down, the hooks being on the floor and the brass rings on the mat. Tart salads, deviled eggs, sardines and chopped raw cabbage all help to make pickles unnecessary in a child's ditt. To keep fhe carpet sweeper pulleys from slipping after thev have worn smooth, wrap tbem with adhesive tape. To protect small articles spread to bleach on the grass, cover them with cheesecloth, fastened down with wooden pegs. A good thin broth may be made of the water in which cabbage is boiled, if milk, butter and thickening are added to it. Grey green is a good color for a nursery wall. If there is a frieze, it should be the height of a child's eye from the flloor. Game Laws On Vancouver Island and vicinity game mav be shot as following (all dates inclusive): Grouse of all kinds���the islands and Electoral Distrcts,Vancouver Island and the islands adjacent, Sept. sth to Dec.31. Cock Pheasants and Quail��� Esquiniault, Saanich,Cowichan and Islands Rlectotal Districts Oct. i to Dec. 31. Cock Pheasants and Quail���Newcastle and Comox Electoral Districts I Oct. 1 to Oct. 31 j Duck and Snipe���Island Electoral District, Vancouver Island, and Islands adjacent, Sept, 14 to Fe, 38 I9H. Columbian or Coast Deer, only over one year.Sept.15 to Dec. is. PLUMBING . -.ig^.: FOR Power & Hand Pumping Installation S.A COTTON Gasoline Engines Repaired & Overhauled BOX 124, PHONE German girls, they say, are forming a society whose members are pledged to maary homely men. But that is what 19 out of 20 of them would do anyway.���Buffalo Courier. With civil war threatened in Ireland and a railroad strike on her hands, England's equauimity over Mrs. Pankhurst's voyage to this country is not difficult to explain��� Pittsburg Dispatch. 58 Acres For Sale Situate in the famous "Happy Valley" Comox District, about 3 acres cleared and cultivated, 6 acres slashed ready to burn, good land and easy to clear. New small house and outbuildings. Good supply of water. Close to church, school, railroad, wharf and market. Price for one month only $5250.00, or will subdivide to suit at a slightly advanced price. This is 22 per cent, below market value. Terms, 25 per cent., balance easy payments at 7 per cent. Address, Owner, Box 171, Courtenay, B. C. NOTICE During my absence from Canada my wife, Edith Roe, holds my power of attorney. Signed, George H. Roe Watch, Clock and Jewelery Repairs All Work Guarauteed Choice selection of Watches, Jewelery Clocks and Silver Plate at HORNBY'S Watchmaker and Jeweler COURTENAY, B. C LIQUOR LICENSE ACT Notice is hereby given that on the First day of December, next, application will be made to the Superintendent of Provincial Police for renewal of the hotel license to sell liquor by retail in the hotel known as the Port Augusta Hotel, situate at Comox, in the Province of British Columbia. Roderick McCuish. Dated this 29th day of September, 1913. LIQUOR LICENSE ACT Notice is hereby given tbat on the First day of December, next, application will be made to the Superintendent of Provincial Police for renewal of the hotel license to sell liquor by retail in the hotel known as the Klk Hotel, situate at Comox, the in Province of British Columbia. CKCII, Ar.RXANDKR MARTIN. Dated this 29th day of September, 1913. CHURCH NOTES St. Peters Church Comox Oct. 12th. Evensong at 3.30 p.m. St. Andrew's Church, Sancwick. Mattins at 1 1 a. m. Evensong 7 p.m. Heath Factor Aitken's Bread raised the standard procurable 50 per cent, and dietetically is the best investment in Comox District Scotch Shortbread a specialty Courtenay Bakery Opposite new Presbyterian Church
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